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this fat black guy comes up to me and puts his arm around my neck, fairly tightly. I reacted by taking his hand and putting it behind his back and telling to him to fuck off. He then shows me this badge around his neck, and he's dressed like Master-P so I tell him, 'fake badge, so what', and i told him to move on after he said he was trying to be friendly. He talks to some wigger near him and points me out and comes up to me and points an inch away from my face and I push his hand away. He then proceeds to push me out, which I thought at the time he wanted to go outside to fight, and i just stiff armed him and kept my bottle of my beer in my other hand (in case both guys wanted to fight of course). I pulled his shirt up and tore it, then he and another guy pushed me out out the place, and i realized he was a bouncer at the place.
the end.
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cliffs?
I'm not in the mood to read your autobiography...
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were you intoxicated bast?
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no, someone bought me a drink, and i felt like bashing that monkey's head with it but I am glad I stayed out of trouble.
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i bounce once for some extra money, had no idea what I was doing..first night there was a fight and I was taking someone outside but he kept his drink, then he threw it across the bar and cut the her guys lip and scarred him...the guy tried to sue the bar and me...lawyers called and all, but they eventually settled with the bar and left me alone.
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I've actually worked security at a few bars during college, even thought I'm not big/tall by any means. If you're a dude you shouldn't aggressively come up to strangers and put your arm around them. Apes like him don't understand simple social dynamics.
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Are you saying you encountered a black man with no class tonight? I am shocked :o
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I have never bounced, but I am a pretty strong guy.
One time on the dance-floor, there was an idiot drunk guy, basically making a fool of himself, and aggressively bumping into people. I kept an eye on him, and after a particularly aggressive bump into a girl near me, I found myself suddenly having picked him up (kind of with a big surge energy and adrenaline) and carried him all the way across the club to the entrance, and then with a push got him out onto the street - me telling him to fuck off, and him shouting how he will come back and kill me, blah blah blah. (Towards the end a bouncer came and helped me, carrying the guys feet, and I think one of his shoes had come off so that was then also thrown out after him).
What really amazed me was how easy it was to pick the guy up. I lift big weights, but usually don't mix it with humans and fights etc unless I really have to, but I think I did a pretty good job :)
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I have never bounced, but I am a pretty strong guy.
One time on the dance-floor, there was an idiot drunk guy, basically making a fool of himself, and aggressively bumping into people. I kept an eye on him, and after a particularly aggressive bump into a girl near me, I found myself suddenly having picked him up (kind of with a big surge energy and adrenaline) and carried him all the way across the club to the entrance, and then with a push got him out onto the street - me telling him to fuck off, and him shouting how he will come back and kill me, blah blah blah. (Towards the end a bouncer came and helped me, carrying the guys feet, and I think one of his shoes had come off so that was then also thrown out after him).
What really amazed me was how easy it was to pick the guy up. I lift big weights, but usually don't mix it with humans and fights etc unless I really have to, but I think I did a pretty good job :)
Did he give you his back?
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I have never bounced, but I am a pretty strong guy.
One time on the dance-floor, there was an idiot drunk guy, basically making a fool of himself, and aggressively bumping into people. I kept an eye on him, and after a particularly aggressive bump into a girl near me, I found myself suddenly having picked him up (kind of with a big surge energy and adrenaline) and carried him all the way across the club to the entrance, and then with a push got him out onto the street - me telling him to fuck off, and him shouting how he will come back and kill me, blah blah blah. (Towards the end a bouncer came and helped me, carrying the guys feet, and I think one of his shoes had come off so that was then also thrown out after him).
What really amazed me was how easy it was to pick the guy up. I lift big weights, but usually don't mix it with humans and fights etc unless I really have to, but I think I did a pretty good job :)
and then you woke up
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I have never bounced, but I am a pretty strong guy.
One time on the dance-floor, there was an idiot drunk guy, basically making a fool of himself, and aggressively bumping into people. I kept an eye on him, and after a particularly aggressive bump into a girl near me, I found myself suddenly having picked him up (kind of with a big surge energy and adrenaline) and carried him all the way across the club to the entrance, and then with a push got him out onto the street - me telling him to fuck off, and him shouting how he will come back and kill me, blah blah blah. (Towards the end a bouncer came and helped me, carrying the guys feet, and I think one of his shoes had come off so that was then also thrown out after him).
What really amazed me was how easy it was to pick the guy up. I lift big weights, but usually don't mix it with humans and fights etc unless I really have to, but I think I did a pretty good job :)
wow, you must be quite the beast... ::)
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I have never bounced, but I am a pretty strong guy.
One time on the dance-floor, there was an idiot drunk guy, basically making a fool of himself, and aggressively bumping into people. I kept an eye on him, and after a particularly aggressive bump into a girl near me, I found myself suddenly having picked him up (kind of with a big surge energy and adrenaline) and carried him all the way across the club to the entrance, and then with a push got him out onto the street - me telling him to fuck off, and him shouting how he will come back and kill me, blah blah blah. (Towards the end a bouncer came and helped me, carrying the guys feet, and I think one of his shoes had come off so that was then also thrown out after him).
What really amazed me was how easy it was to pick the guy up. I lift big weights, but usually don't mix it with humans and fights etc unless I really have to, but I think I did a pretty good job :)
It's not a good night out for me until I pick someone up and snap their spine on my knee.
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It's not a good night out for me until I pick someone up and snap their spine on my knee.
yeah, i generally settle for that or just walking up to a bunch of women and punching them in the face...
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yeah, i generally settle for that or just walking up to a bunch of women and punching them in the face...
If i see a woman wearing a scarf I like to pull it tight and choke them.
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If i see a woman wearing a scarf I like to pull it tight and choke them.
good, gotta show dominance...
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yeah, i generally settle for that or just walking up to a bunch of women and punching them in the face...
I walk up and scream "WANNA FUCK!?" and if they do anything but bend over straight away then I bottle them and steal their handbags.
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I am a weightlifter, so I look pretty big (am also quite lean), but am generally very mellow. Don't walk around with lats spread, or wear tight shirts etc.
I think the strength weightlifting builds in your legs and back is what made if so easy for me to throw this guy out.
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I walk up and scream "WANNA FUCK!?" and if they do anything but bend over straight away then I bottle them and steal their handbags.
cool, showing who's boss...i like it.
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I am a weightlifter, so I look pretty big (am also quite lean), but am generally very mellow. Don't walk around with lats spread, or wear tight shirts etc.
I think the strength weightlifting builds in your legs and back is what made if so easy for me to throw this guy out.
Sounds like you got MAD SKILLZZZ ever thought about pro wrestling bro??
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i tore the ape's shirt, and i left unscathed.
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I am a weightlifter, so I look pretty big (am also quite lean), but am generally very mellow. Don't walk around with lats spread, or wear tight shirts etc.
I think the strength weightlifting builds in your legs and back is what made if so easy for me to throw this guy out.
I'd smash you...
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Pro Wrestling - ha ha ha - no way! Not my thing at all.
Powerlifting possibly if/when I retire from weightlifting. But I am hoping to stay dedicated to weightlifting till 2012 (aiming to qualify for Olympics!)
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I am a weightlifter, so I look pretty big (am also quite lean), but am generally very mellow. Don't walk around with lats spread, or wear tight shirts etc.
I think the strength weightlifting builds in your legs and back is what made if so easy for me to throw this guy out.
Kind of different but my training partenr plays OZtag a kind of football game where you grab a tag instead of tackling them.
He says lots of guys try to put the shoulder in when they run the ball up, but they just bounce off him. Some even just bounce and fall over. He's maybe 5'11 198 but a strong guy.
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Pro Wrestling - ha ha ha - no way! Not my thing at all.
Powerlifting possibly if/when I retire from weightlifting. But I am hoping to stay dedicated to weightlifting till 2012 (aiming to qualify for Olympics!)
Go on bro, you would make a great wrestler. You could call yourself "The Queer Bottom Boy".
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Go on bro, you would make a great wrestler. You could call yourself "The Queer Bottom Boy".
I agree. I mean, he certainly loves the ring...might aswell try and make a career out of it.
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Kind of different but my training partenr plays OZtag a kind of football game where you grab a tag instead of tackling them.
He says lots of guys try to put the shoulder in when they run the ball up, but they just bounce off him. Some even just bounce and fall over. He's maybe 5'11 198 but a strong guy.
haha reminds me of when I was playing League when some dude went to shoulder charge me and just ended up on his ass 5m back. Pure beast! haha
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nzmusclemonster and webgay - Maybe we should set up a special gay section on the site for guys like you who have gay fantasies about other members.
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haha reminds me of when I was playing League when some dude went to shoulder charge me and just ended up on his ass 5m back. Pure beast! haha
The shoulder charge was all i had. Could never be fucked doing a proper tackle. and when i was 16 i was playing against islanders who were about 130kg...so tackling was futile. ;D
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I am a weightlifter, so I look pretty big (am also quite lean), but am generally very mellow. Don't walk around with lats spread, or wear tight shirts etc.
I think the strength weightlifting builds in your legs and back is what made if so easy for me to throw this guy out.
yes those bodyweight lunges helped you destroy this guy!
Note: don't ever repeat your gay story ever again.
ta ta!
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I am a weightlifter, so I look pretty big (am also quite lean), but am generally very mellow. Don't walk around with lats spread, or wear tight shirts etc.
You need to start sporting some tight shirts and shit, really lettin' everyone know who's the FCUKING mack.
I too always try to lift some guys when I'm on the dancefloor.
Making sure who's the Alpha.
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nzmusclemonster and webgay - Maybe we should set up a special gay section on the site for guys like you who have gay fantasies about other members.
Are you saying that you are gay?
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nzmusclemonster and webgay - Maybe we should set up a special gay section on the site for guys like you who have gay fantasies about other members.
hahaha, looks like the flamer gib has gotten his panties in a twist...
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hahaha, looks like the flamer gib has gotten his panties in a twist...
great observation webcok
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You need to start sporting some tight shirts and shit, really lettin' everyone know who's the FCUKING mack.
I too always try to lift some guys when I'm on the dancefloor.
Making sure who's the Alpha.
Wow! Imagine a Getbig party where everyone went out on the dance floor. It would be like an olden day Royal Rumble. and Baygmb would stand in the middle with his eyes close and asshole lubed up and hope for the best....
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I have never bounced, but I am a pretty strong guy.
One time on the dance-floor, there was an idiot drunk guy, basically making a fool of himself, and aggressively bumping into people. I kept an eye on him, and after a particularly aggressive bump into a girl near me, I found myself suddenly having picked him up (kind of with a big surge energy and adrenaline) and carried him all the way across the club to the entrance, and then with a push got him out onto the street - me telling him to fuck off, and him shouting how he will come back and kill me, blah blah blah. (Towards the end a bouncer came and helped me, carrying the guys feet, and I think one of his shoes had come off so that was then also thrown out after him).
What really amazed me was how easy it was to pick the guy up. I lift big weights, but usually don't mix it with humans and fights etc unless I really have to, but I think I did a pretty good job :)
That was probably me.
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The shoulder charge was all i had. Could never be fucked doing a proper tackle. and when i was 16 i was playing against islanders who were about 130kg...so tackling was futile. ;D
haha yeah man it always took like 4 guys to take down one of those big fuckers. Most of the time we would've been better off just diving in front of their legs as a speed bump of sorts lol :P
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haha yeah man it always took like 4 guys to take down one of those big fuckers. Most of the time we would've been better off just diving in front of their legs as a speed bump of sorts lol :P
Wasn't there some game of rugby league last weekend?
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Wasn't there some game of rugby league last weekend?
Haha Fuck off! ;D
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Wasn't there some game of rugby league last weekend?
I didn't even watch it...
I love League...but the Rugby League World Cup is shit.
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i worked security in queens new york for awhile,in a place called central on steinway st.it was pretty cool but you had a few shovin matches between the party people and all out fights every so often,i worked afew brazilian nightclubs in downneck newark new jersey where i was born and raised also in my day.once i got married years ago i stopped on my wifes request.she felt the risk was to high and didnt want me to get hurt in a brawl where a knife or gun can comes out quick,ive seen it and thats the only part of the job thats not fun
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Haha Fuck off! ;D
;D
KIWIS KIWIS KIWIS!!!
And lets not forget a great man of the match performance from Darren Lockyer ::)
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I didn't even watch it...
I love League...but the Rugby League World Cup is shit.
You lie... You cried into your cup of tea while you were watching it!
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That was probably me.
I hope you were going for a shitload of random ass-grabs aswell. ;D
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These stories are great..... ;D
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You lie... You cried into your cup of tea while you were watching it!
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lol, seriously, i forgot it was even on.
We don't even get the games live...it's a pretty poor effort.
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;D
KIWIS KIWIS KIWIS!!!
And lets not forget a great man of the match performance from Darren Lockyer ::)
I'm pretty disappointed with Australian sporting atm, should've hardened up and smashed those indians in the cricket too.
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I'm pretty disappointed with Australian sporting atm, should've hardened up and smashed those indians in the cricket too.
We should have won the first test as well. Pitty we have no batsmen.
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We should have won the first test as well. Pitty we have no batsmen.
Haha plus your captain looks like a fuckin nerd :P
tbh I haven't watched a great deal of sport this year, plenty of summer left though.
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Wow! Imagine a Getbig party where everyone went out on the dance floor. It would be like an olden day Royal Rumble. and Baygmb would stand in the middle with his eyes close and asshole lubed up and hope for the best....
I actually laughed out loud hahah
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this fat black guy comes up to me and puts his arm around my neck, fairly tightly. I reacted by taking his hand and putting it behind his back and telling to him to fuck off. He then shows me this badge around his neck, and he's dressed like Master-P so I tell him, 'fake badge, so what', and i told him to move on after he said he was trying to be friendly. He talks to some wigger near him and points me out and comes up to me and points an inch away from my face and I push his hand away. He then proceeds to push me out, which I thought at the time he wanted to go outside to fight, and i just stiff armed him and kept my bottle of my beer in my other hand (in case both guys wanted to fight of course). I pulled his shirt up and tore it, then he and another guy pushed me out out the place, and i realized he was a bouncer at the place.
the end.
Translation = I got my ass beat by a bouncer tonight for being a drunk, annoying bastard. ::)
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Translation = I got my ass beat by a bouncer tonight for being a drunk, annoying bastard. ::)
I think he has some racist issues he needs to deal with...
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i remember back in the mid to late 90,s there was a club called abyss in jersey on rt 35 i believe,it was in sayerville i believe.anyway they had big sean allen working there as well as this guy named manny yarbrough,he was like 6ft8 and weight 680lbs and thats before breakfast,sean was around 280 or so back then also.they had afew other big fellas prowling the floor as bouncers.i remember yarbrough from the ufc,one of the first ufc,s i beleive and he got beat by a smaller 200lb guy named keith hackney,im sure some of you remember that fight were yarbrough got dropped with a open hand palm strike and couldnt get keith off his back pounding the piss out of him.he was a dick sometime though when he bounced,hed act like a badass and stuff.big sean on the other hand was pretty cool especially if you looked like you were into lifting,he wasnt one for talking to much though on the job.the club days,they were crazy times and i really dont miss them all that much,wakin up with hangovers 2 days aweek wasnt the funnest of times
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i remember back in the mid to late 90,s there was a club called abyss in jersey on rt 35 i believe,it was in sayerville i believe.anyway they had big sean allen working there as well as this guy named manny yarbrough,he was like 6ft8 and weight 680lbs and thats before breakfast,sean was around 280 or so back then also.they had afew other big fellas prowling the floor as bouncers.i remember yarbrough from the ufc,one of the first ufc,s i beleive and he got beat by a smaller 200lb guy named keith hackney,im sure some of you remember that fight were yarbrough got dropped with a open hand palm strike and couldnt get keith off his back pounding the piss out of him.he was a dick sometime though when he bounced,hed act like a badass and stuff.big sean on the other hand was pretty cool especially if you looked like you were into lifting,he wasnt one for talking to much though on the job.the club days,they were crazy times and i really dont miss them all that much,wakin up with hangovers 2 days aweek wasnt the funnest of times
::)
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this fat black guy comes up to me and puts his arm around my neck, fairly tightly. I reacted by taking his hand and putting it behind his back and telling to him to fuck off. He then shows me this badge around his neck, and he's dressed like Master-P so I tell him, 'fake badge, so what', and i told him to move on after he said he was trying to be friendly. He talks to some wigger near him and points me out and comes up to me and points an inch away from my face and I push his hand away. He then proceeds to push me out, which I thought at the time he wanted to go outside to fight, and i just stiff armed him and kept my bottle of my beer in my other hand (in case both guys wanted to fight of course). I pulled his shirt up and tore it, then he and another guy pushed me out out the place, and i realized he was a bouncer at the place.
the end.
ok. ::)
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bast what provoked the bouncer to mess with you?
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bast what provoked the bouncer to mess with you?
Because he's so tough.
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this fat black guy comes up to me and puts his arm around my neck, fairly tightly. I reacted by taking his hand and putting it behind his back and telling to him to fuck off. He then shows me this badge around his neck, and he's dressed like Master-P so I tell him, 'fake badge, so what', and i told him to move on after he said he was trying to be friendly. He talks to some wigger near him and points me out and comes up to me and points an inch away from my face and I push his hand away. He then proceeds to push me out, which I thought at the time he wanted to go outside to fight, and i just stiff armed him and kept my bottle of my beer in my other hand (in case both guys wanted to fight of course). I pulled his shirt up and tore it, then he and another guy pushed me out out the place, and i realized he was a bouncer at the place.
the end.
Get revenge. Most bouncers think they're tougher than s**t and think everyone else is below them but 99.9% of them couldn't fight their way out of a paper back.
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I told ya. Vote in Oblama and they getting all uppity....
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When I was drinking outside once someone grabbed me arm and started to pull me back,
Without thinking about it I turned around and pushed the guy away without knowing who it was..
It turned out to be a cop. And he almost fell and went absolutely Nuts, pulled out pepparspray and screamed like a mad man.
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i remember back in the mid to late 90,s there was a club called abyss in jersey on rt 35 i believe,it was in sayerville i believe.anyway they had big sean allen working there as well as this guy named manny yarbrough,he was like 6ft8 and weight 680lbs and thats before breakfast,sean was around 280 or so back then also.they had afew other big fellas prowling the floor as bouncers.i remember yarbrough from the ufc,one of the first ufc,s i beleive and he got beat by a smaller 200lb guy named keith hackney,im sure some of you remember that fight were yarbrough got dropped with a open hand palm strike and couldnt get keith off his back pounding the piss out of him.he was a dick sometime though when he bounced,hed act like a badass and stuff.big sean on the other hand was pretty cool especially if you looked like you were into lifting,he wasnt one for talking to much though on the job.the club days,they were crazy times and i really dont miss them all that much,wakin up with hangovers 2 days aweek wasnt the funnest of times
Here he is.
(http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh60/mochibeats/MTV_TRL_CYRUS_YARBROUGH_NYR113.jpg)
He could probably push everyone out lol.
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Here he is.
He could probably push everyone out lol.
That thing should be killed for excessive fatness.
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That thing should be killed for excessive fatness.
to his defence he atlest is a sumo wrestler.
So he is not fat without a reason lol.
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to his defence he atlest is a sumo wrestler.
So he is not fat without a reason lol.
I used to know a fat guy referred to himself as an "amateur sumo wrestler"
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Here he is.
(http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh60/mochibeats/MTV_TRL_CYRUS_YARBROUGH_NYR113.jpg)
Guys like that make sad cause even if they bust ass and drop 200lbs there's still just a less fat fatass.
He could probably push everyone out lol.
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I got kicked out by a bouncer once after sort of beating someone's ass. I realized it was a bouncer before hitting the guy and just went with the flow. Bouncers never work alone and the cops will always take their side so there's really no point hitting one.
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I got kicked out by a bouncer once after sort of beating someone's ass. I realized it was a bouncer before hitting the guy and just went with the flow. Bouncers never work alone and the cops will always take their side so there's really no point hitting one.
IF you hit a bouncer and they have their bouncer buddies there, you are going to get FUCKED up ;D
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That thing should be killed for excessive fatness.
Maybe he should have just been careful and not been bitten by a spider, Show
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Maybe he should have just been careful and not been bitten by a spider, Show
haha, I think maybe he got bitten by 5 or 6 of those rascals, kiwiol.
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I worked as a bouncer for 5 yrs so now when ever we do go out I always get mistaken for a bouncer. I mean WTF it happens damn near every time. There will be some chic having a beef with some guy and boom they expect me to throw the guy out. Hahahaha!!!!
My bad habit is I'll post up on a wall and just watch the dance floor to make sure no one is fucking with my wife or her friends so that is prolly the problem.
But the funniest thing that ever happend was there was this HUGE Mexican the bouncers were trying to toss out and they could not budge him. They asked for my help so I grabbed him by the back of his coat and started pulling him once he lost his ballance and was stumbling he went to the door fine. As we truned the corner to go out the door I spun in front of him to keep his momentum going right through the door.
The only bad part is I knew one of the doors was locked and I could not remember which one it was. Well unfortunately for him I picked the wrong one :) Here come to find out after the cops got there all of the mexicans he was with were illegals working up here at a Turkey procesing plant. They all got deported HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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this HUGE Mexican the bouncers were trying to toss out and they could not budge him.
What was he sittin' in at....155, 165 ???
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What was he sittin' in at....155, 165 ???
Prolly 400 plus!!! Thats no shit, the biggest Mexican I had ever seen. I thought he might of known Mexican Judo but apparently he did'nt :)
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I worked as a bouncer for 5 yrs so now when ever we do go out I always get mistaken for a bouncer. I mean WTF it happens damn near every time. There will be some chic having a beef with some guy and boom they expect me to throw the guy out. Hahahaha!!!!
My bad habit is I'll post up on a wall and just watch the dance floor to make sure no one is fucking with my wife or her friends so that is prolly the problem.
But the funniest thing that ever happend was there was this HUGE Mexican the bouncers were trying to toss out and they could not budge him. They asked for my help so I grabbed him by the back of his coat and started pulling him once he lost his ballance and was stumbling he went to the door fine. As we truned the corner to go out the door I spun in front of him to keep his momentum going right through the door.
The only bad part is I knew one of the doors was locked and I could not remember which one it was. Well unfortunately for him I picked the wrong one :) Here come to find out after the cops got there all of the mexicans he was with were illegals working up here at a Turkey procesing plant. They all got deported HAHAHAHAHA!!!
hahha ,my favorite type of story. A mexican getting injured and deported.
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I have never bounced, but I am a pretty strong guy.
One time on the dance-floor, there was an idiot drunk guy, basically making a fool of himself, and aggressively bumping into people. I kept an eye on him, and after a particularly aggressive bump into a girl near me, I found myself suddenly having picked him up (kind of with a big surge energy and adrenaline) and carried him all the way across the club to the entrance, and then with a push got him out onto the street - me telling him to fuck off, and him shouting how he will come back and kill me, blah blah blah. (Towards the end a bouncer came and helped me, carrying the guys feet, and I think one of his shoes had come off so that was then also thrown out after him).
What really amazed me was how easy it was to pick the guy up. I lift big weights, but usually don't mix it with humans and fights etc unless I really have to, but I think I did a pretty good job :)
::)
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Prolly 400 plus!!! Thats no shit, the biggest Mexican I had ever seen. I thought he might of known Mexican Judo but apparently he did'nt :)
400lb mexican....dayum, that's a lot of beans...I didn't know they grew them that big.
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this fat black guy comes up to me and puts his arm around my neck, fairly tightly. I reacted by taking his hand and putting it behind his back and telling to him to fuck off. He then shows me this badge around his neck, and he's dressed like Master-P so I tell him, 'fake badge, so what', and i told him to move on after he said he was trying to be friendly. He talks to some wigger near him and points me out and comes up to me and points an inch away from my face and I push his hand away. He then proceeds to push me out, which I thought at the time he wanted to go outside to fight, and i just stiff armed him and kept my bottle of my beer in my other hand (in case both guys wanted to fight of course). I pulled his shirt up and tore it, then he and another guy pushed me out out the place, and i realized he was a bouncer at the place.
the end.
I dont feel sorry for you since you voted his cousin into the White House! :D
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Translation = I got my ass beat by a bouncer tonight for being a drunk, annoying bastard. ::)
Nope. I wasn't drunk and I wasn't even talking to anyone when the monkey came up to me, and he just pushed me out.
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Nope. I wasn't drunk and I wasn't even talking to anyone when the monkey came up to me, and he just pushed me out.
You should've lifted him up and carried him off the dancefloor like my boy gib did.
Showed who's the man and that you're not to be messed with.
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gib probably still wears the tee shirt that says "security" on the back, only he cut the sleeves off.
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gib probably still wears the tee shirt that says "security" on the back, only he cut the sleeves off.
;D can you imagine what a living breathing badass mass monster "gib" must be to literally pick guys up and throw them out the door? ::)
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you should have smashed him bast
what did you do to deserve "getting bounced" ???
that dude would have ended up with two broken arms if he put his arms around my neck.
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you should have smashed him bast
what did you do to deserve "getting bounced" ???
that dude would have ended up with two broken arms if he put his arms around my neck.
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what would squadfather do? ::)
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what would squadfather do? ::)
hahahahaa, if you're such a badass why do you look so scared and timid in this shot?
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hahahahaa, if you're such a badass why do you look so scared and timid in this shot?
hahahahaha if I'm not such a badass why did I get turned down for a fair fight in a cage ?
did you miss all of yesterday?
I think you did
that's a shame :-\
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hahahahaha if I'm not such a badass why did I get turned down for a fair fight in a cage ?
did you miss all of yesterday?
I think you did
that's a shame :-\
if you were truly a tough guy you would have just punched Avesher in the face as soon as he approached you instead of smiling and cowering like a little scared bitch.
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if you were truly a tough guy you would have just punched Avesher in the face as soon as he approached you instead of smiling and cowering like a little scared bitch.
there is a little thing called social skills
many retards on here have a hard time between distinguishing getbig and reality
punching people in the face because I met them on the internet is not logical
I never hit anybody unless they try to hit me first, then I can royally smash them to pieces in the name of self defense
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there is a little thing called social skills
many retards on here have a hard time between distinguishing getbig and reality
punching people in the face because I met them on the internet is not logical
I never hit anybody unless they try to hit me first, then I can royally smash them to pieces in the name of self defense
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Oh this is MemberX!!!
Eh.
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I must have missed something. I thought AXA and avesher were going to fight sometime in February, to give AXA time to "train." 8)
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i loved quaker oats's thread
getbigger cast in wizard of oz
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i was in a club the other night in my tap out sweats when this guy gave me the evil eye.
Needless to say i shoulder pressed him twenty times then ground and pound him unconcious while his bitch gave me a bj.
he hasn't recovered 8)
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check out the huge muscle mass on this guy MOS, don't his scarecrow like toothpick arms and legs scream power at you? ;D
AHAHAHAAH!!! Yes, he's the most massive broomstick I've ever seen!
Now, is this the same "AXA" that has claimed to be the second coming?
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Is the fight between Avesher and AXA going down?
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check out the huge muscle mass on this guy MOS, don't his scarecrow like toothpick arms and legs scream power at you? ;D
whats the story behind this photo actually? did avesher tracked him down or what?
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i loved quaker oats's thread
getbigger cast in wizard of oz
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Great documentray.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ZJQTW39QL._SL500.jpg)
(http://www.realpoliticalfacetalk.com/r/i/bounce2.jpg)
http://www.mininova.org/tor/1093510
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is that porn swede?
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is that porn swede?
yes, is it male porn Swede?
El_Pajero, Swede is cool ;)
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Great documentray.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ZJQTW39QL._SL500.jpg)
(http://www.realpoliticalfacetalk.com/r/i/bounce2.jpg)
http://www.mininova.org/tor/1093510
quoting this!
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Lenny McLean is in it. And thats a good enough reason to download it.
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I don't know if these kind of movies are appreciated here Swede.
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I don't know if these kind of movies are appreciated here Swede.
Watch your mouth ...hombre!
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(http://hjorthen.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/irreversible.jpg)
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(http://hjorthen.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/irreversible.jpg)
I masturbated to that clip two days ago.
this is a good one.
"adult rape fantasy Prison - Forced Sex, Rape & Mild Torture In Womens.mpg"
I wonder what its real name is.
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I've worked with a load of different bouncers/doormen over the years, and I've found that you need three different guys to make it work.
1. The Huge Guy - Simply for physical presence, puts off a lot of people who are looking to start trouble.
2. The Talker - A guy who can actually talk to people and talk them out of trouble before it gets physical.
3. The Psycho - Someone who doesn't give a shit what he does to people, just wants to fight and hurt someone if it does kick off.
We had a lad in Manchester who was a perfect Psycho, just wanted to fight all the time. He was an amateur boxer I think, not a big guy. One night we even had to stop him from kicking the shit out of the DJ for playing a song he didn't like! Fun times!
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this fat black guy comes up to me and puts his arm around my neck, fairly tightly. I reacted by taking his hand and putting it behind his back and telling to him to fuck off. He then shows me this badge around his neck, and he's dressed like Master-P so I tell him, 'fake badge, so what', and i told him to move on after he said he was trying to be friendly. He talks to some wigger near him and points me out and comes up to me and points an inch away from my face and I push his hand away. He then proceeds to push me out, which I thought at the time he wanted to go outside to fight, and i just stiff armed him and kept my bottle of my beer in my other hand (in case both guys wanted to fight of course). I pulled his shirt up and tore it, then he and another guy pushed me out out the place, and i realized he was a bouncer at the place.
the end.
AMOG tactics probably would have been more effective here than BJJ
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I masturbated to that clip two days ago.
this is a good one.
"adult rape fantasy Prison - Forced Sex, Rape & Mild Torture In Womens.mpg"
I wonder what its real name is.
i felt guilty i got an erection from it too.
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i felt guilty i got an erection from it too.
the movie is just called prison and its about 940mb big. Greatest porn ive ever seen.
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haha do you recall the scene where the fag got beaten to pulp with an fire extinguisher for trying to rape his friend? that looked damn realistic too.
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haha do you recall the scene where the fag got beaten to pulp with an fire extinguisher for trying to rape his friend? that looked damn realistic too.
lol... I saw that clip online when it first was making its rounds, and I ended up ordering the dvd cause it looked like some faces of death type shit. that was one fucked up movie... I felt disturbed after watching it and I think I threw the dvd in the trash after shocking a few people who weren't all that amused with seeing the ultra violence.
I remember my wife at the time walking out of the room in disgust telling me I had issues for watching it lol... no sense of humor :D
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this fat black guy comes up to me and puts his arm around my neck, fairly tightly. I reacted by taking his hand and putting it behind his back and telling to him to fuck off. He then shows me this badge around his neck, and he's dressed like Master-P so I tell him, 'fake badge, so what', and i told him to move on after he said he was trying to be friendly. He talks to some wigger near him and points me out and comes up to me and points an inch away from my face and I push his hand away. He then proceeds to push me out, which I thought at the time he wanted to go outside to fight, and i just stiff armed him and kept my bottle of my beer in my other hand (in case both guys wanted to fight of course). I pulled his shirt up and tore it, then he and another guy pushed me out out the place, and i realized he was a bouncer at the place.
the end.
you're sure you did nothing to deserve this?
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sounds like the whole situation could have been avoided if after you slipped out of his warm embrace you just told him "listen, I'm from getbig".
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It's not a good night out for me until I pick someone up and snap their spine on my knee.
In true Hercules fashion :D
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lol... I saw that clip online when it first was making its rounds, and I ended up ordering the dvd cause it looked like some faces of death type shit. that was one fucked up movie... I felt disturbed after watching it and I think I threw the dvd in the trash after shocking a few people who weren't all that amused with seeing the ultra violence.
I remember my wife at the time walking out of the room in disgust telling me I had issues for watching it lol... no sense of humor :D
haha.
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this fat black guy comes up to me and puts his arm around my neck, fairly tightly. I reacted by taking his hand and putting it behind his back and telling to him to fuck off. He then shows me this badge around his neck, and he's dressed like Master-P so I tell him, 'fake badge, so what', and i told him to move on after he said he was trying to be friendly. He talks to some wigger near him and points me out and comes up to me and points an inch away from my face and I push his hand away. He then proceeds to push me out, which I thought at the time he wanted to go outside to fight, and i just stiff armed him and kept my bottle of my beer in my other hand (in case both guys wanted to fight of course). I pulled his shirt up and tore it, then he and another guy pushed me out out the place, and i realized he was a bouncer at the place.
the end.
REAL STORY:
so you got strangled by a fat black man ,humiliated in front of the crowd, then booted outside a bar ?
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Epic fail at a "DHV" Bast. ;D
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http://www.navy.mil/moh/mpmurphy/pg.html
LIEUTENANT MICHAEL P. MURPHY
UNITED STATES NAVY
FOR SERVICE AS SET FORTH IN THE FOLLOWING
CITATION:
FOR CONSPICUOUS GALLANTRY AND INTREPIDITY AT THE RISK OF HIS LIFE ABOVE AND BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY AS THE LEADER OF A SPECIAL RECONNAISSANCE ELEMENT WITH NAVAL SPECIAL WARFARE TASK UNIT AFGHANISTAN ON 27 AND 28 JUNE 2005. WHILE LEADING A MISSION TO LOCATE A HIGH-LEVEL ANTI-COALITION MILITIA LEADER, LIEUTENANT MURPHY DEMONSTRATED EXTRAORDINARY HEROISM IN THE FACE OF GRAVE DANGER IN THE VICINITY OF ASADABAD, KONAR PROVINCE, AFGHANISTAN. ON 28 JUNE 2005, OPERATING IN AN EXTREMELY RUGGED ENEMY-CONTROLLED AREA, LIEUTENANT MURPHY’S TEAM WAS DISCOVERED BY ANTI-COALITION MILITIA SYMPATHIZERS, WHO REVEALED THEIR POSITION TO TALIBAN FIGHTERS. AS A RESULT, BETWEEN 30 AND 40 ENEMY FIGHTERS BESIEGED HIS FOUR-MEMBER TEAM. DEMONSTRATING EXCEPTIONAL RESOLVE, LIEUTENANT MURPHY VALIANTLY LED HIS MEN IN ENGAGING THE LARGE ENEMY FORCE. THE ENSUING FIERCE FIREFIGHT RESULTED IN NUMEROUS ENEMY CASUALTIES, AS WELL AS THE WOUNDING OF ALL FOUR MEMBERS OF THE TEAM. IGNORING HIS OWN WOUNDS AND DEMONSTRATING EXCEPTIONAL COMPOSURE, LIEUTENANT MURPHY CONTINUED TO LEAD AND ENCOURAGE HIS MEN. WHEN THE PRIMARY COMMUNICATOR FELL MORTALLY WOUNDED, LIEUTENANT MURPHY REPEATEDLY ATTEMPTED TO CALL FOR ASSISTANCE FOR HIS BELEAGUERED TEAMMATES. REALIZING THE IMPOSSIBILITY OF COMMUNICATING IN THE EXTREME TERRAIN, AND IN THE FACE OF ALMOST CERTAIN DEATH, HE FOUGHT HIS WAY INTO OPEN TERRAIN TO GAIN A BETTER POSITION TO TRANSMIT A CALL. THIS DELIBERATE, HEROIC ACT DEPRIVED HIM OF COVER, EXPOSING HIM TO DIRECT ENEMY FIRE. FINALLY ACHIEVING CONTACT WITH HIS HEADQUARTERS, LIEUTENANT MURPHY MAINTAINED HIS EXPOSED POSITION WHILE HE PROVIDED HIS LOCATION AND REQUESTED IMMEDIATE SUPPORT FOR HIS TEAM. IN HIS FINAL ACT OF BRAVERY, HE CONTINUED TO ENGAGE THE ENEMY UNTIL HE WAS MORTALLY WOUNDED, GALLANTLY GIVING HIS LIFE FOR HIS COUNTRY AND FOR THE CAUSE OF FREEDOM. BY HIS SELFLESS LEADERSHIP, COURAGEOUS ACTIONS, AND EXTRAORDINARY DEVOTION TO DUTY, LIEUTENANT MURPHY REFLECTED GREAT CREDIT UPON HIMSELF AND UPHELD THE HIGHEST TRADITIONS OF THE UNITED STATES NAVAL SERVICE.
SIGNED GEORGE W. BUSH
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Epic fail at a "DHV" Bast. ;D
haha mystery and matador would really be scolding bast after this ;D
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Around 14 years ago a friend of mine from the gym was a bouncer at a bar I used to frequent. It was a place that had windows that looked out into the street. Anyway I could see my friend standing outside from where we sat. Withing 20 min or so of being there I saw a commotion breaking out. I local redneck who was drunk was denied access and was throwing a fit. My friend (is black) was taking insult after insult from this drunk redneck and his butt ugly redneck woman. Out of nowhere the redneck pulls out a large knife and buries it into my friends thigh! I ran outside and literally flew from the steps macking direct contact with the redneck. We hit the concrete, I was on top and the jerkwad made a nice skid mark. Several other people came out to help.
I got up and went to help my friend who was bleeding really bad, the ambulance came and took care of him. The knife just missed his main artery, pretty close call. My friend quit bouncing after that, said it was not Worth the small pay check.
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Around 14 years ago a friend of mine from the gym was a bouncer at a bar I used to frequent. It was a place that had windows that looked out into the street. Anyway I could see my friend standing outside from where we sat. Withing 20 min or so of being there I saw a commotion breaking out. I local redneck who was drunk was denied access and was throwing a fit. My friend (is black) was taking insult after insult from this drunk redneck and his butt ugly redneck woman. Out of nowhere the redneck pulls out a large knife and buries it into my friends thigh! I ran outside and literally flew from the steps macking direct contact with the redneck. We hit the concrete, I was on top and the jerkwad made a nice skid mark. Several other people came out to help.
I got up and went to help my friend who was bleeding really bad, the ambulance came and took care of him. The knife just missed his main artery, pretty close call. My friend quit bouncing after that, said it was not Worth the small pay check.
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Nope. I wasn't drunk and I wasn't even talking to anyone when the monkey came up to me, and he just pushed me out.
You have to return the challenge appropriately.
One front double bi followed up with a most muscular would have been the end of it.
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this fat black guy comes up to me and puts his arm around my neck, fairly tightly. I reacted by taking his hand and putting it behind his back and telling to him to fuck off. He then shows me this badge around his neck, and he's dressed like Master-P so I tell him, 'fake badge, so what', and i told him to move on after he said he was trying to be friendly. He talks to some wigger near him and points me out and comes up to me and points an inch away from my face and I push his hand away. He then proceeds to push me out, which I thought at the time he wanted to go outside to fight, and i just stiff armed him and kept my bottle of my beer in my other hand (in case both guys wanted to fight of course). I pulled his shirt up and tore it, then he and another guy pushed me out out the place, and i realized he was a bouncer at the place.
the end.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
NOW TELL US WHAT REALLY HAPPENED!!!!
There is an old saying about the TRUTH versus the TALE and when the TRUTH doesn't match the FACTS a TALE is told.
That being...do you now want to tell us WHAT REALLY HAPPENED??? As it stands I can surmise that you had your WHITE DRUNK DUMB ASS thoroughly beat at this bar by this BLACK bouncer or patron. But to save face you bring your TALE to this board hoping to impress us readers over your manliness and bravery at tearing a Black Bouncers Shirt....OOOOOOOH I am about to cum in my shorts over that one.
HAHAHAAHAHAAHAH
About how long do you think it will be before your swollen lip, eye recedes???? And how much will it cost you to replace those knocked out front teeth ???? HAHAHAHAAHAHa HILARIOUS
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I am gonna be a dork.
Rule one...disarm them. If they are holding a glass/bottle get rid of it and as fast as you can. If they dont wanna give you it or put it down you need to take them out and quick.
Aggressive people can also be verballly disarmed...hand up to aggressors face leaning back yourself saying "hey buddy i dont want any trouble"...in the meantime your weight is loaded on back leg ready to smack the mutherfucker and he cant see it cos ur open palm is in his face...this looks sublissive but actually a hidden attack...
I only read half the forst page of this thread need to read the rest lol First night i worked on doors a girl glassed her b/f...nasty
Also recently had to hold a girls arm tight for 25mins, she had an arterial bleed, no one knew what to do and blood was squirting 8" out of her arm. She collapsed, faitined vomitted and at one stage i think stopped breathing. Very shocking to see
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I am gonna be a dork.
Rule one...disarm them. If they are holding a glass/bottle get rid of it and as fast as you can. If they dont wanna give you it or put it down you need to take them out and quick.
Aggressive people can also be verballly disarmed...hand up to aggressors face leaning back yourself saying "hey buddy i dont want any trouble"...in the meantime your weight is loaded on back leg ready to smack the mutherfucker and he cant see it cos ur open palm is in his face...this looks sublissive but actually a hidden attack...
I only read half the forst page of this thread need to read the rest lol First night i worked on doors a girl glassed her b/f...nasty
Also recently had to hold a girls arm tight for 25mins, she had an arterial bleed, no one knew what to do and blood was squirting 8" out of her arm. She collapsed, faitined vomitted and at one stage i think stopped breathing. Very shocking to see
Did you pull up her skirt and look at her vagina while she was passed out?
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too many people there. She was actually wearing a floral wee light dress.
Her and another girl were fighting...she headbutted the girl and broke her nose...they started fighting and slipped on the wet tiles and she fell onto a broken magners bottle.
She got up and ran out. I sorted out the rest with another bouncer. Then i noticed my hand was wet...went into teh light and seen blood...the the trail of blood form the girl was astounding...ran into behind bar where kegsa re kept and just flopped to the ground.
Another night a girl took off her high heel and struck a girl on the head with it beating her to a plup...skin and hair was attached to it!
it's Ireland, all you do is drink and fight, what do you expect? ;D