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Re: i got thrown out of a bar by a big fat black bouncer
« Reply #75 on: November 27, 2008, 08:14:39 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs on November 27, 2008, 02:12:26 AM
Translation = I got my ass beat by a bouncer tonight for being a drunk, annoying bastard. ::)

Nope.  I wasn't drunk and I wasn't even talking to anyone when the monkey came up to me, and he just pushed me out.
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Re: i got thrown out of a bar by a big fat black bouncer
« Reply #76 on: November 27, 2008, 08:20:08 AM »
Quote from: Bast000 on November 27, 2008, 08:14:39 AM
Nope.  I wasn't drunk and I wasn't even talking to anyone when the monkey came up to me, and he just pushed me out.
You should've lifted him up and carried him off the dancefloor like my boy gib did.

Showed who's the man and that you're not to be messed with.
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Re: i got thrown out of a bar by a big fat black bouncer
« Reply #77 on: November 27, 2008, 08:21:50 AM »
gib probably still wears the tee shirt that says "security" on the back, only he cut the sleeves off.
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Re: i got thrown out of a bar by a big fat black bouncer
« Reply #78 on: November 27, 2008, 08:24:43 AM »
Quote from: mass 04 on November 27, 2008, 08:21:50 AM
gib probably still wears the tee shirt that says "security" on the back, only he cut the sleeves off.
;D can you imagine what a living breathing badass mass monster "gib" must be to literally pick guys up and throw them out the door? ::)
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Re: i got thrown out of a bar by a big fat black bouncer
« Reply #79 on: November 27, 2008, 08:51:02 AM »
you should have smashed him bast
what did you do to deserve "getting bounced"  ???
that dude would have ended up with two broken arms if he put his arms around my neck.
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Re: i got thrown out of a bar by a big fat black bouncer
« Reply #80 on: November 27, 2008, 08:51:26 AM »
Quote from: MemberX on November 27, 2008, 08:51:02 AM
you should have smashed him bast
what did you do to deserve "getting bounced"  ???
that dude would have ended up with two broken arms if he put his arms around my neck.
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Re: i got thrown out of a bar by a big fat black bouncer
« Reply #81 on: November 27, 2008, 08:52:29 AM »
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Re: i got thrown out of a bar by a big fat black bouncer
« Reply #82 on: November 27, 2008, 08:53:50 AM »
Quote from: MemberX on November 27, 2008, 08:52:29 AM
what would squadfather do?  ::)
hahahahaa, if you're such a badass why do you look so scared and timid in this shot?
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Re: i got thrown out of a bar by a big fat black bouncer
« Reply #83 on: November 27, 2008, 08:56:26 AM »
Quote from: QuakerOats on November 27, 2008, 08:53:50 AM
hahahahaa, if you're such a badass why do you look so scared and timid in this shot?

hahahahaha if I'm not such a badass why did I get turned down for a fair fight in a cage ?
did you miss all of yesterday?
I think you did
that's a shame  :-\
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Re: i got thrown out of a bar by a big fat black bouncer
« Reply #84 on: November 27, 2008, 08:57:47 AM »
Quote from: MemberX on November 27, 2008, 08:56:26 AM
hahahahaha if I'm not such a badass why did I get turned down for a fair fight in a cage ?
did you miss all of yesterday?
I think you did
that's a shame  :-\
if you were truly a tough guy you would have just punched Avesher in the face as soon as he approached you instead of smiling and cowering like a little scared bitch.
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Re: i got thrown out of a bar by a big fat black bouncer
« Reply #85 on: November 27, 2008, 09:00:52 AM »
Quote from: QuakerOats on November 27, 2008, 08:57:47 AM
if you were truly a tough guy you would have just punched Avesher in the face as soon as he approached you instead of smiling and cowering like a little scared bitch.

there is a little thing called social skills
many retards on here have a hard time between distinguishing getbig and reality
punching people in the face because I met them on the internet is not logical
I never hit anybody unless they try to hit me first, then I can royally smash them to pieces in the name of self defense
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Re: i got thrown out of a bar by a big fat black bouncer
« Reply #86 on: November 27, 2008, 09:01:17 AM »
Quote from: MemberX on November 27, 2008, 09:00:52 AM
there is a little thing called social skills
many retards on here have a hard time between distinguishing getbig and reality
punching people in the face because I met them on the internet is not logical
I never hit anybody unless they try to hit me first, then I can royally smash them to pieces in the name of self defense
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Re: i got thrown out of a bar by a big fat black bouncer
« Reply #87 on: November 27, 2008, 09:01:35 AM »
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Re: i got thrown out of a bar by a big fat black bouncer
« Reply #88 on: November 27, 2008, 09:03:51 AM »
Oh this is MemberX!!!


Eh.
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Re: i got thrown out of a bar by a big fat black bouncer
« Reply #89 on: November 27, 2008, 09:05:10 AM »
I must have missed something.  I thought AXA and avesher were going to fight sometime in February, to give AXA time to "train."  8)
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Re: i got thrown out of a bar by a big fat black bouncer
« Reply #90 on: November 27, 2008, 09:05:47 AM »
i loved quaker oats's thread
getbigger cast in wizard of oz
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Re: i got thrown out of a bar by a big fat black bouncer
« Reply #91 on: November 27, 2008, 09:08:10 AM »
i was in a club the other night in my tap out sweats when this guy gave me the evil eye.

Needless to say i shoulder pressed him twenty times then ground and pound him unconcious while his bitch gave me a bj.

he hasn't recovered  8)
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Re: i got thrown out of a bar by a big fat black bouncer
« Reply #92 on: November 27, 2008, 09:09:06 AM »
Quote from: QuakerOats on November 27, 2008, 09:05:20 AM
check out the huge muscle mass on this guy MOS, don't his scarecrow like toothpick arms and legs scream power at you? ;D

AHAHAHAAH!!!  Yes, he's the most massive broomstick I've ever seen!

Now, is this the same "AXA" that has claimed to be the second coming?
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Re: i got thrown out of a bar by a big fat black bouncer
« Reply #93 on: November 27, 2008, 09:10:11 AM »
Is the fight between Avesher and AXA going down?
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Re: i got thrown out of a bar by a big fat black bouncer
« Reply #94 on: November 27, 2008, 09:11:00 AM »
Quote from: QuakerOats on November 27, 2008, 09:05:20 AM
check out the huge muscle mass on this guy MOS, don't his scarecrow like toothpick arms and legs scream power at you? ;D

whats the story behind this photo actually? did avesher tracked him down or what?
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Re: i got thrown out of a bar by a big fat black bouncer
« Reply #95 on: November 27, 2008, 09:12:39 AM »
Quote from: NaturalWonder83 on November 27, 2008, 09:05:47 AM
i loved quaker oats's thread
getbigger cast in wizard of oz
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Re: i got thrown out of a bar by a big fat black bouncer
« Reply #96 on: November 27, 2008, 09:20:29 AM »
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Re: i got thrown out of a bar by a big fat black bouncer
« Reply #97 on: November 27, 2008, 09:22:37 AM »
is that porn swede?
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Re: i got thrown out of a bar by a big fat black bouncer
« Reply #98 on: November 27, 2008, 09:24:02 AM »
Quote from: El_Pajero on November 27, 2008, 09:22:37 AM
is that porn swede?

yes, is it male porn Swede?

El_Pajero, Swede is cool  ;)
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Re: i got thrown out of a bar by a big fat black bouncer
« Reply #99 on: November 27, 2008, 09:25:13 AM »
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