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Title: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 30, 2009, 02:31:31 PM
Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?

Count me as one of the intellectual few who will not be among the viewership this weekend of bonehead day.  I care not to see men act like morons as they are degraded in plain view with full recognizance to this fact as in between their sessions of lustful and cleverly disguised Man-Envy they will be surely interrupted every break only to be willfully beaten by the hammer of stupidity and nailed to the cross of mediocrity as they further the meme of what constitutes "manliness" (beer swilling, obese, moronic) all the while donning a smile on the face like some accepting deranged and clueless masochistic automatic polyanna, relegated to an asylum full of welcoming fellow perverts, rubes and un-savories as the painted and inebriated individuals dance their intelligence and dignity away as their minds slip only deeper into a crafted mental prison with little hope of escapement.

Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 30, 2009, 02:36:15 PM
Count me as one of the intellectual few who will not be among the viewership this weekend of bonehead day.  I care not to see men act like morons as they are degraded in plain view with full recognizance to this fact as in between their sessions of lustful and cleverly disguised Man-Envy they will be surely interrupted every break only to be willfully beaten by the hammer of stupidity and nailed to the cross of mediocrity as they further the meme of what constitutes "manliness" (beer swilling, obese, moronic) all the while donning a smile on the face like some accepting deranged and clueless masochistic automatic polyanna, relegated to an asylum full of welcoming fellow perverts, rubes and un-savories as the painted and inebriated individuals dance their intelligence and dignity away as their minds slip only deeper into a crafted mental prison with little hope of escapement.



Got cut as a freshmen, huh TA?  You strike me as more of the soccer type.  ;D
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Stu on January 30, 2009, 02:36:46 PM
Where did you get that from?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on January 30, 2009, 02:36:58 PM
English guy ! Do you speak it ? Seriously, why the need to sound so " intelligent " ?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 30, 2009, 02:40:23 PM
Where did you get that from?
I authored it.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 30, 2009, 02:45:09 PM
English #### ! Do you speak it ? Seriously, why the need to sound so " intelligent " ?
I fail to see where audibility is the derivative of your rebuke, but I will venture that you are mistakenly undermining your own intelligence due to an unfamiliarity with vocabulary, diction and word placement. 
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Marty Champions on January 30, 2009, 02:45:58 PM
me too adonis. ya know typically people confront me about pro sports all the time and be like "EHH YO WHO U GOT FO DA SUPABOWL" so i basically shrug it off in an arrogant way , then people gimme dis crazier look then, then im like "bitch im workin on a sunday, anyways i stray from many societal norms and have adopted falconism!" basically ADONIS you cant fool this falcon, deep down your falcon blood +filth+genetics
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Stu on January 30, 2009, 02:45:59 PM
I fail to see where audibility is the derivative of your rebuke, but I will venture that you are mistakenly undermining your own intelligence due to an unfamiliarity with vocabulary, diction and word placement. 

Fuckin' A!
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: lovemonkey on January 30, 2009, 02:47:12 PM
How's the gravity suit going?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: dr.chimps on January 30, 2009, 02:50:57 PM
The fuck you talkin' about, TA? The Superbowl?  ???

/i'll be watching it and watching a case of beer diminish
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 30, 2009, 02:52:43 PM
The fuck you talkin' about, TA? The Superbowl?  ???

/i'll be watching it and watching a case of beer diminish

so you will be renting some beer then dr?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 30, 2009, 02:53:00 PM
How's the gravity suit going?
Still working on the design.  In the Meantime, NASA is implementing some of my ideas.


Centrifuges, other devices may keep astronauts fit

NASA

A three-week study conducted with 15 volunteers using this NASA-funded centrifuge at the University of Texas Medical Branch at Galveston showed the rotations could produce enough artificial gravity to slow some of the bone loss experienced in long space flights.


The first astronauts headed for Mars will be carrying a lot more than a first-aid kit.

NASA might consider equipping a Mars-bound spacecraft with a centrifuge, a rotating mechanism in which astronauts could spin to help avoid the bone loss that accompanies long space travel.

Deep-space voyagers also may train to use computers with counseling software to diagnose depression or resolve the conflicts that seem sure to arise among crew members.

Most likely, future deep-space travel will require a combination of new gadgetry, medications, as well as careful screening to select the healthiest astronauts, something the space pioneers of the Apollo era called The Right Stuff.

"The history of humanity is that we go wherever we can. We have spread all across this planet, and it doesn't surprise me that we are going into space for longer periods and in larger numbers," said David Dinges, a University of Pennsylvania psychologist who leads research on behavioral issues for the NASA-funded National Space Biomedical Research Institute. "I think this is pretty consistent with how we see ourselves as a species."

Deep-space explorers will take their quirks and stresses with them, he believes. The key to avoiding problems will come from training that helps astronauts recognize the earliest signs of difficulty as well as equipping flight crews with the tools to overcome them.

"Someone will become anxious or stressed, or depressed, or overly worried," said Dinges. "There will be conflict. It's not that we can prevent all of it, but as much as we can and then to detect and intervene before it gets out of hand."

Rotating spacecraft

That could mean training astronauts to use the counseling software and making substantial efforts to assure space travelers the families they left behind are in good hands.

"They will need someone who can listen privately to their concerns, their personal worries," Dinges said.

Sometimes, ground-based research can hint at solutions to problems.

Ideally, a crew of explorers headed for Mars might rotate their spacecraft fast enough to create artificial gravity as a countermeasure to bone loss.

However, it may be just as effective to use an onboard centrifuge.

Recently, 15 volunteers participated in a three-week bed-rest study at the University of Texas Medical Branch at Galveston. Bed-rest studies, which require the heads of the volunteers to be slightly lower then the rest of their bodies, simulate many of the physical effects of weightlessness.

Eight volunteers got up once a day for an hour-long spin in a centrifuge at 31 revolutions per minute, creating gravitational force.

The temporary artificial gravity was enough to overcome bone loss, said Bill Paloski, a NASA scientist who leads studies of human adaptation to weightlessness. The study participants also avoided weaker muscles and immune systems, two other issues facing the human-spaceflight program.

Paloski termed the outcome of the "pilot study" promising but in need of validation through repeated experiments.

A look at medications
Studies also have fueled optimism that medications will contribute to a solution to bone loss. One is a class of drugs called bisphosphonates prescribed to stem bone loss in women with osteoporosis. Another is potassium citrate, which is prescribed to prevent kidney stones.

Researchers likely will look to a multi-faceted strategy to overcome the radiation hazard.

The solution likely will rely on satellites that can monitor the sun for signs of developing solar storms. New spacecraft likely will incorporate lightweight shielding materials to create "havens" for astronauts during radiation storms.

Planners also are examining the use of lunar soil as a material that could be used to protect an outpost from solar radiation.

So far, NASA has not decided whether the crews assigned to deep-space missions should include a medical doctor or nonphysician astronauts with some emergency training.

Surgery from Earth
However, the space agency has experimented with "telemedicine," which may provide a means for Earth-bound doctors to come to the aid of a distant astronaut in an emergency.

Using ultrasound imaging devices, astronauts aboard the space station have transmitted images of internal organs and bones to doctors on the ground. Last year, astronauts in an undersea lab conducted experiments in which a surgeon 1,200 miles away in Canada used a television link with a robot to suture a badly damaged vein in a patient simulator.

"How quick can you get back? Are you 10 days away, or a month? That makes a difference whether you pack up," said Dr. Scott Dulchavsky, a surgical researcher at the Henry Ford Hospital in Detroit who leads a National Space Biomedical Research Institute study effort to address the issue.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on January 30, 2009, 02:54:33 PM
I fail to see where audibility is the derivative of your rebuke, but I will venture that you are mistakenly undermining your own intelligence due to an unfamiliarity with vocabulary, diction and word placement. 


Oh boy. Actually, I DO understand what your saying, Adonis ( imagine that ) ... I just don't understand your need to " impress ". Oh, well.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: dr.chimps on January 30, 2009, 02:55:44 PM
so you will be renting some beer then dr?
You'd think I'd learn, eh?  >:(   
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: ManBearPig... on January 30, 2009, 02:56:39 PM
The Raven

[First published in 1845]
horizontal space    Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore -
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
`'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; -
This it is, and nothing more,'

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
`Sir,' said I, `or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before
But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `Lenore!'
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `Lenore!'
Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
`Surely,' said I, `surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
`Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -
Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as `Nevermore.'

But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -
Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'
Then the bird said, `Nevermore.'

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
`Doubtless,' said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -
Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore
Of "Never-nevermore."'

But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking `Nevermore.'

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
`Wretch,' I cried, `thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee
Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -
`Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: dr.chimps on January 30, 2009, 03:00:57 PM
Showing some promise, Power Rod. Maybe want to run that poesy by an editor for some pointers. Not a bad first effort, tho.  ;D 
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 30, 2009, 03:01:04 PM
The Raven

[First published in 1845]
horizontal space    Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore -
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
`'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; -
This it is, and nothing more,'

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
`Sir,' said I, `or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before
But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `Lenore!'
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `Lenore!'
Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
`Surely,' said I, `surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
`Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -
Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as `Nevermore.'

But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -
Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'
Then the bird said, `Nevermore.'

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
`Doubtless,' said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -
Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore
Of "Never-nevermore."'

But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking `Nevermore.'

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
`Wretch,' I cried, `thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee
Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

`Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -
`Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted - nevermore!
Might I recommend Christopher Walken`s reading of this masterpiece.

Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Stu on January 30, 2009, 03:03:00 PM
WELL, PRINCE, Genoa and Lucca are now no more than private estates of the Bonaparte family. No, I warn you, that if you do not tell me we are at war, if you again allow yourself to palliate all the infamies and atrocities of this Antichrist (upon my word, I believe he is), I don’t know you in future, you are no longer my friend, no longer my faithful slave, as you say. There, how do you do, how do you do? I see I’m scaring you, sit down and talk to me.”

These words were uttered in July 1805 by Anna Pavlovna Scherer, a distinguished lady of the court, and confidential maid-of-honour to the Empress Marya Fyodorovna. It was her greeting to Prince Vassily, a man high in rank and office, who was the first to arrive at her soirée. Anna Pavlovna had been coughing for the last few days; she had an attack of la grippe, as she said—grippe was then a new word only used by a few people. In the notes she had sent round in the morning by a footman in red livery, she had written to all indiscriminately:

“If you have nothing better to do, count (or prince), and if the prospect of spending an evening with a poor invalid is not too alarming to you, I shall be charmed to see you at my house between 7 and 10. Annette Scherer.”

“Heavens! what a violent outburst!” the prince responded, not in the least disconcerted at such a reception. He was wearing an embroidered court uniform, stockings and slippers, and had stars on his breast, and a bright smile on his flat face.

of no appeal, raising her eyebrows)—“such charming children? And you really seem to appreciate them less than any one, and so you don’t deserve them.”

And she smiled her ecstatic smile.

“What would you have? Lavater would have said that I have not the bump of paternity,” said the prince.

“Don’t keep on joking. I wanted to talk to you seriously. Do you know I’m not pleased with your youngest son. Between ourselves” (her face took its mournful expression), “people have been talking about him to her majesty and commiserating you…”

The prince did not answer, but looking at him significantly, she waited in silence for his answer. Prince Vassily frowned.

“What would you have me do?” he said at last. “You know I have done everything for their education a father could do, and they have both turned out des imbéciles. Ippolit is at least a quiet fool, while Anatole’s a fool that won’t keep quiet, that’s the only difference,” he said, with a smile, more unnatural and more animated than usual, bringing out with peculiar prominence something surprisingly brutal and unpleasant in the lines about his mouth.

“Why are children born to men like you? If you weren’t a father, I could find no fault with you,” said Anna Pavlovna, raising her eyes pensively.

“I am your faithful slave and to you alone I can confess. My children are the bane of my existence. It’s the cross I have to bear, that’s how I explain it to myself. What would you have?” … He broke off with a gesture expressing his resignation to a cruel fate. Anna Pavlovna pondered a moment.

“Have you never thought of marrying your prodigal son Anatole? People say,” she said, “that old maids have a mania for matchmaking. I have never been conscious of this failing before, but I have a little person in my mind, who is very unhappy with her father, a relation of ours, the young Princess Bolkonsky.”

Prince Vassily made no reply, but with the rapidity of reflection and memory characteristic of worldly people, he signified by a motion of the head that he had taken in and was considering what she said.

“No, do you know that that boy is costing me forty thousand roubles a year?” he said, evidently unable to restrain the gloomy current of his thoughts. He paused. “What will it be in five years if this goes on? These are the advantages of being a father.… Is she rich, your young princess?”

“Her father is very rich and miserly. He lives in the country. You know that notorious Prince Bolkonsky, retired under the late emperor, and nicknamed the ‘Prussian King.’ He’s a very clever man, but eccentric and tedious. The poor little thing is as unhappy as possible. Her brother it is who has lately been married to Liza Meinen, an adjutant of Kutuzov’s. He’ll be here this evening.”

“Listen, dear Annette,” said the prince, suddenly taking his companion’s hand, and for some reason bending it downwards. “Arrange this matter for me and I am your faithful slave for ever and ever. She’s of good family and well off. That’s all I want.”

And with the freedom, familiarity, and grace that distinguished him, he took the maid-of-honour’s hand, kissed it, and as he kissed it waved her hand, while he stretched forward in his low chair and gazed away into the distance.

“Wait,” said Anna Pavlovna, considering. “I’ll talk to Lise (the wife of young Bolkonsky) this very evening, and perhaps it can be arranged. I’ll try my prentice hand as an old maid in your family.”

In the midst of a conversation about politics, Anna Pavlovna became greatly excited.

“Ah, don’t talk to me about Austria! I know nothing about it, perhaps, but Austria has never wanted, and doesn’t want war. She is betraying us. Russia alone is to be the saviour of Europe. Our benefactor knows his lofty destiny, and will be true to it. That’s the one thing I have faith in. Our good and sublime emperor has the greatest part in the world to play, and he is so virtuous and noble that God will not desert him, and he will fulfil his mission—to strangle the hydra of revolution, which is more horrible than ever now in the person of this murderer and miscreant.… Whom can we reckon on, I ask you? … England with her commercial spirit will not comprehend and cannot comprehend all the loftiness of soul of the Emperor Alexander. She has refused to evacuate Malta. She tries to detect, she seeks a hidden motive in our actions. What have they said to Novosiltsov? Nothing. They didn’t understand, they’re incapable of understanding the self-sacrifice of our emperor, who desires nothing for himself, and everything for the good of humanity. And what have they promised? Nothing. What they have promised even won’t come to anything! Prussia has declared that Bonaparte is invincible, and that all Europe can do nothing against him.… And I don’t believe a single word of what was said by Hardenberg or Haugwitz. That famous Prussian neutrality is a mere snare. I have no faith but in God and the lofty destiny of our adored emperor. He will save Europe!” She stopped short abruptly, with a smile of amusement at her own warmth.

“I imagine,” said the prince, smiling, “that if you had been sent instead of our dear Wintsengerode, you would have carried the Prussian king’s consent by storm,—you are so eloquent. Will you give me some tea?”

“In a moment. By the way,” she added subsiding into calm again, “there are two very interesting men to be here to-night, the vicomte de Mortemart; he is connected with the Montmorencies through the Rohans, one of the best families in France. He is one of the good emigrants, the real ones. Then Abbé Morio; you know that profound intellect? He has been received by the emperor. Do you know him?”

“Ah! I shall be delighted,” said the prince. “Tell me,” he added, as though he had just recollected something, speaking with special non-chalance, though the question was the chief motive of his visit: “is it true that the dowager empress desires the appointment of Baron Funke as first secretary to the Vienna legation? He is a poor creature, it appears, that baron.” Prince Vassily would have liked to see his son appointed to the post, which people were trying, through the Empress Marya Fyodorovna, to obtain for the baron.

Anna Pavlovna almost closed her eyes to signify that neither she nor any one else could pass judgment on what the empress might be pleased or see fit to do.

“Baron Funke has been recommended to the empress-mother by her sister,” was all she said in a dry, mournful tone. When Anna Pavlovna spoke of the empress her countenance suddenly assumed a profound and genuine expression of devotion and respect, mingled with melancholy, and this happened whenever she mentioned in conversation her illustrious patroness. She said that her Imperial Majesty had been graciously pleased to show great esteem to Baron Funke, and again a shade of melancholy passed over her face. The prince preserved an indifferent silence. Anna Pavlovna, with the adroitness and quick tact of a courtier and a woman, felt an inclination to chastise the prince for his temerity in referring in such terms to a person recommended to the empress, and at the same time to console him.

“But about your own family,” she said, “do you know that your daughter, since she has come out, charms everybody? People say she is as beautiful as the day.”

The prince bowed in token of respect and acknowledgment.

“I often think,” pursued Anna Pavlovna, moving up to the prince and smiling cordially to him, as though to mark that political and worldly conversation was over and now intimate talk was to begin: “I often think how unfairly the blessings of life are sometimes apportioned. Why has fate given you two such splendid children—I don’t include Anatole, your youngest—him I don’t like” (she put in with a decision admitting



He spoke in that elaborately choice French, in which our forefathers not only spoke but thought, and with those slow, patronising intonations peculiar to a man of importance who has grown old in court society. He went up to Anna Pavlovna, kissed her hand, presenting her with a view of his perfumed, shining bald head, and complacently settled himself on the sofa.

“First of all, tell me how you are, dear friend. Relieve a friend’s anxiety,” he said, with no change of his voice and tone, in which indifference, and even irony, was perceptible through the veil of courtesy and sympathy.

“How can one be well when one is in moral suffering? How can one help being worried in these times, if one has any feeling?” said Anna Pavlovna. “You’ll spend the whole evening with me, I hope?”

“And the fête at the English ambassador’s? To-day is Wednesday. I must put in an appearance there,” said the prince. “My daughter is coming to fetch me and take me there.”

“I thought to-day’s fête had been put off. I confess that all these festivities and fireworks are beginning to pall.”

“If they had known that it was your wish, the fête would have been put off,” said the prince, from habit, like a wound-up clock, saying things he did not even wish to be believed.

“Don’t tease me. Well, what has been decided in regard to the Novosiltsov dispatch? You know everything.”

“What is there to tell?” said the prince in a tired, listless tone. “What has been decided? It has been decided that Bonaparte has burnt his ships, and I think that we are about to burn ours.”

Prince Vassily always spoke languidly, like an actor repeating his part in an old play. Anna Pavlovna Scherer, in spite of her forty years, was on the contrary brimming over with excitement and impulsiveness. To be enthusiastic had become her pose in society, and at times even when she had, indeed, no inclination to be so, she was enthusiastic so as not to disappoint the expectations of those who knew her. The affected smile which played continually about Anna Pavlovna’s face, out of keeping as it was with her faded looks, expressed a spoilt child’s continual consciousness of a charming failing of which she had neither the wish nor the power to correct herself, which, indeed, she saw no need to correct.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Andy Griffin on January 30, 2009, 03:06:03 PM
'Sup TA...

I won't be watching the Super Bowl either.  I don't have anything against football; I loathe the seemingly endless stream of over-the-top commercials as well as the pretentious, self-important commentators.

I remember these two fellows at UHC who used to hang out in the "smoking" area.  A tall black fellow and some midget from New York.  They used to discuss sports all the time.  Little wonder both were single.
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Post by: ManBearPig... on January 30, 2009, 03:06:54 PM
Might I recommend Christopher Walken`s reading of this masterpiece.



it's actually playing in the background in another window right now.  classic.
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Post by: The True Adonis on January 30, 2009, 03:10:46 PM
'Sup TA...

I won't be watching the Super Bowl either.  I don't have anything against football; I loathe the seemingly endless stream of over-the-top commercials as well as the pretentious, self-important commentators.

I remember these two fellows at UHC who used to hang out in the "smoking" area.  A tall black fellow and some midget from New York.  They used to discuss sports all the time.  Little wonder both were single.
and hopeless....er....haples s.....Probably both. LOL  Poor sods should be put out of their self induced misery.
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Post by: drkaje on January 30, 2009, 03:11:54 PM
I'm going to enjoy the game with friends.
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Post by: Man of Steel on January 30, 2009, 03:12:14 PM
Count me as one of the intellectual few who will not be among the viewership this weekend of bonehead day.  I care not to see men act like morons as they are degraded in plain view with full recognizance to this fact as in between their sessions of lustful and cleverly disguised Man-Envy they will be surely interrupted every break only to be willfully beaten by the hammer of stupidity and nailed to the cross of mediocrity as they further the meme of what constitutes "manliness" (beer swilling, obese, moronic) all the while donning a smile on the face like some accepting deranged and clueless masochistic automatic polyanna, relegated to an asylum full of welcoming fellow perverts, rubes and un-savories as the painted and inebriated individuals dance their intelligence and dignity away as their minds slip only deeper into a crafted mental prison with little hope of escapement.



Oh brother, sounds like Aunt Flo is in town.
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Post by: Option D on January 30, 2009, 03:15:50 PM
Im going to hooters bitchess...wings, tits and beer..
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Post by: The True Adonis on January 30, 2009, 03:17:01 PM
I'm going to enjoy the game with friends.
How is this scenario to be played out and is it scripted in your favor?

Exit Question:  This "enjoyment" with "friends"....Does it have anything to do with Ted Haggard`s recent media blitz and/or jubilation over Sean Penn winning Best Actor for Milk at the SAG awards?
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Post by: Thin Lizzy on January 30, 2009, 03:18:20 PM
Count me as one of the intellectual few who will not be among the viewership this weekend of bonehead day.  I care not to see men act like morons as they are degraded in plain view with full recognizance to this fact as in between their sessions of lustful and cleverly disguised Man-Envy they will be surely interrupted every break only to be willfully beaten by the hammer of stupidity and nailed to the cross of mediocrity as they further the meme of what constitutes "manliness" (beer swilling, obese, moronic) all the while donning a smile on the face like some accepting deranged and clueless masochistic automatic polyanna, relegated to an asylum full of welcoming fellow perverts, rubes and un-savories as the painted and inebriated individuals dance their intelligence and dignity away as their minds slip only deeper into a crafted mental prison with little hope of escapement.



Damn, I thought I was just gonna watch a football game and have some fun.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: calfzilla on January 30, 2009, 03:19:19 PM
I'm not gonna read all that but if u r talking about the Superbowl then no I won't be watching it.  I loathe football. 
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Post by: Andy Griffin on January 30, 2009, 03:19:31 PM
and hopeless....er....haples s.....Probably both. LOL  Poor sods should be put out of their self induced misery.

I agree with you on one level.  However, their misery provides endless diversion for the masses.  
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Da
Post by: Thin Lizzy on January 30, 2009, 03:23:52 PM
How is this scenario to be played out and is it scripted in your favor?

Exit Question:  This "enjoyment" with "friends"....Does it have anything to do with Ted Haggard`s recent media blitz and/or jubilation over Sean Penn winning Best Actor for Milk at the SAG awards?

So, watching football with friends is really a closeted gay activity?

Using this logic, you have a beastiality fetish because you like watching dogs run around a track.
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Post by: The Showstoppa on January 30, 2009, 03:30:35 PM
I'm not gonna read all that but if u r talking about the Superbowl then no I won't be watching it.  I loathe football. 

So what will you and your boyfriend be doing instead?
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Post by: drkaje on January 30, 2009, 03:36:11 PM
How is this scenario to be played out and is it scripted in your favor?

Exit Question:  This "enjoyment" with "friends"....Does it have anything to do with Ted Haggard`s recent media blitz and/or jubilation over Sean Penn winning Best Actor for Milk at the SAG awards?

I don't watch the news and really have no clue who Ted Haggard is. I'm guessing he's gay since you brought the name up.

At any rate, a few friends and I will get together, drink some beers, smoke a few cigars and watch the game. No big deal.

I'll eat some food too, but not a lot.  :)
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Post by: Palpatine Q on January 30, 2009, 03:50:39 PM
I agree with Adonis to a degree in that the ridicilous amount of hype surrounding the Super Bowl has an almost religous fervor in it's tone, as if this game is going to actually be some sort of  trancendental occurance that will change your life. It is ludicrous.

That being said, I'm watching it....rooting for the Cardinals and if it's a good game, I'll watch the whole thing. And if it's a blowout, I'll do something else. no biggie
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Drama Queen on January 30, 2009, 04:50:40 PM
FIFA's world cup >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Superbowl
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Camel Jockey on January 30, 2009, 04:53:35 PM
I fail to see where audibility is the derivative of your rebuke, but I will venture that you are mistakenly undermining your own intelligence due to an unfamiliarity with vocabulary, diction and word placement. 

I highly doubt this is your natural, innate vocabulary.  ::)

I'll make like the good dr chimps and destroy 12 beers while watching the Super Bowl.
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Post by: Andy Griffin on January 30, 2009, 05:01:41 PM
FIFA's world cup >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Superbowl

Barclay's Premier League any day for me. 
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 30, 2009, 05:13:54 PM
I highly doubt this is your natural, innate vocabulary.  ::)

I'll make like the good dr chimps and destroy 12 beers while watching the Super Bowl.
To which I ask then, where did it come from?  Surely there is nothing Osmotic, Superstitious or miraculous at work here.   These words clearly were birthed and sparked as a thought naturally and then were rapidly transcribed by the steady cadence of my fingers scurrying gently and accurately across the ergonomically plasticized cordless keyboard and then electronically pasted and saved via SMF 1.1.4 so that you could momentarily share the initial synapse from my brain.

Surely you don`t believe in magical circumstance, cause or effect?
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Post by: drkaje on January 30, 2009, 05:21:00 PM
I highly doubt this is your natural, innate vocabulary.  ::)

I'll make like the good dr chimps and destroy 12 beers while watching the Super Bowl.

Do you doubt the power of Adonis' synapses?  :)
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Post by: tommywishbone on January 30, 2009, 05:29:33 PM
Narcissistic. Egomaniac. Sanctimonious.

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Post by: dr.chimps on January 30, 2009, 05:43:27 PM
Narcissistic. Egomaniac. Sanctimonious.
Outrageous! Autrocious!
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on January 30, 2009, 05:45:38 PM
Im going to hooters bitchess...wings, tits and beer..

You seem to have a lot of free time for someone in "medical school".  LMAO!  ::)
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on January 30, 2009, 05:47:50 PM
It's pretty pathetic that while most of the world will be protesting, striking, and rioting in the streets due to the world economic problems Americans will be sitting back eating chips and dip and slugging beers glofiying for the most part overpaid neanderthals who supposedly graduated college but can barely put two sentences together correctly for a post game interview. 
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Post by: The Ugly on January 30, 2009, 06:47:05 PM
To which I ask then, where did it come from?  Surely there is nothing Osmotic, Superstitious or miraculous at work here.   These words clearly were birthed and sparked as a thought naturally and then were rapidly transcribed by the steady cadence of my fingers scurrying gently and accurately across the ergonomically plasticized cordless keyboard and then electronically pasted and saved via SMF 1.1.4 so that you could momentarily share the initial synapse from my brain.

Surely you don`t believe in magical circumstance, cause or effect?

Your aspiring aristocrat character was much funnier than this smug intellectual schtick you're doing now. Time maybe to re-reinvent.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Man of Steel on January 30, 2009, 06:59:15 PM
Your aspiring aristocrat character was much funnier than this smug intellectual schtick you're doing now. Time maybe to re-reinvent.

What "The Ugly" is tryin to say is "eat a dick".
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: lovemonkey on January 30, 2009, 07:11:38 PM
This summer I photographed an american football game for the first time. I totally can not see what's fun in it.

Sure there were some badboy collisions but 99.99% of the time it was just this boring tedious "run 5 yards STOP!! run another 5 yards STOP!!! run back 10 yards STOP!!! REPEAT!!".

It was actually more boring than a regular soccer game and that says a lot.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: ManBearPig... on January 30, 2009, 07:15:27 PM
It's pretty pathetic that while most of the world will be protesting, striking, and rioting in the streets due to the world economic problems Americans will be sitting back eating chips and dip and slugging beers glofiying for the most part overpaid neanderthals who supposedly graduated college but can barely put two sentences together correctly for a post game interview. 

ain't America grand?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 30, 2009, 08:06:25 PM
This summer I photographed an american football game for the first time. I totally can not see what's fun in it.

Sure there were some badboy collisions but 99.99% of the time it was just this boring tedious "run 5 yards STOP!! run another 5 yards STOP!!! run back 10 yards STOP!!! REPEAT!!".

It was actually more boring than a regular soccer game and that says a lot.


Nothing is more boring than Soccer.

If I was ruler of the world I would have every Soccer player and fan killed
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 31, 2009, 03:36:21 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Da
Post by: drkaje on January 31, 2009, 05:24:10 AM
It's pretty pathetic that while most of the world will be protesting, striking, and rioting in the streets due to the world economic problems Americans will be sitting back eating chips and dip and slugging beers glofiying for the most part overpaid neanderthals who supposedly graduated college but can barely put two sentences together correctly for a post game interview. 

And you will be making the world a better place, one post at a time, on GetBig, LOL!

Get over yourself. :)
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Mars on January 31, 2009, 05:26:15 AM
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Post by: Condor on January 31, 2009, 08:13:34 AM
I'm not sure how you explain your boy Obama inviting over members of cabinet to watch the game with him........are you calling him out too?

By the way, I thought we closed this argument about the purpose of sport and athletics.
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Post by: MuscleMcMannus on January 31, 2009, 09:02:09 AM
And you will be making the world a better place, one post at a time, on GetBig, LOL!

Get over yourself. :)

Actually I just got up at 4 am and went for a 2 hour hike.  I'll head to the gym tonight and do the same thing tomorrow.  What have you done fatboy? 
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Da
Post by: The Showstoppa on January 31, 2009, 09:04:24 AM
Actually I just got up at 4 am and went for a 2 hour hike.  I'll head to the gym tonight and do the same thing tomorrow.  What have you done fatboy? 

Hiking at 4am?  so much for appreciating the natural beauty huh? hahaha
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Post by: MuscleMcMannus on January 31, 2009, 09:34:28 AM
Hiking at 4am?  so much for appreciating the natural beauty huh? hahaha

Actually I've seen a mountain lion, lots of coyotes at this time of the morning. 
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Da
Post by: drkaje on January 31, 2009, 10:02:58 AM
Actually I just got up at 4 am and went for a 2 hour hike.  I'll head to the gym tonight and do the same thing tomorrow.  What have you done fatboy? 

Drank some wine, smoked 2 cigars and banged my GF.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Da
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on January 31, 2009, 10:04:17 AM
Drank some wine, smoked 2 cigars and banged my GF.

Haha probably takes wine to get your girlfriend to fuck you huh?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Da
Post by: drkaje on January 31, 2009, 10:11:27 AM
Haha probably takes wine to get your girlfriend to fuck you huh?

Dark room too!!
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 01, 2009, 03:30:38 PM
Hopefully this will some how be the finality of the spectacle at hand.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on February 01, 2009, 04:57:15 PM
Hopefully this will some how be the finality of the spectacle at hand.

I'm really trying hard to enjoy the SuperBowl but it's fucking boring.  Same shit every year.  Low scoring, boring, sensational half times, long ass commercial breaks, blah blah blah.  I'm glad I rented Season TWO of the Wire.  Much more entertaining. 
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Post by: BIG_STI on February 01, 2009, 05:07:02 PM
Things never change here, epic 5 years of copy and paste.
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Post by: bigguns23 on February 01, 2009, 05:20:09 PM


Team Nasser everytime "Bobs" posts.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: chaos on February 01, 2009, 06:00:38 PM
Count me as one of the intellectual few who will not be among the viewership this weekend of bonehead day.  I care not to see men act like morons as they are degraded in plain view with full recognizance to this fact as in between their sessions of lustful and cleverly disguised Man-Envy they will be surely interrupted every break only to be willfully beaten by the hammer of stupidity and nailed to the cross of mediocrity as they further the meme of what constitutes "manliness" (beer swilling, obese, moronic) all the while donning a smile on the face like some accepting deranged and clueless masochistic automatic polyanna, relegated to an asylum full of welcoming fellow perverts, rubes and un-savories as the painted and inebriated individuals dance their intelligence and dignity away as their minds slip only deeper into a crafted mental prison with little hope of escapement.


Kind of like dressing up and throwing yourself into the arms of other men?




Anyone have that pic?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: GigantorX on February 01, 2009, 08:01:47 PM
Kind of like dressing up and throwing yourself into the arms of other men?




Anyone have that pic?

Yeah, odd how internet genius and copy/paste Google warrior "The True Adonis" can postulate on the Super Bowl as he did in his long-winded and lame attention whore post but still find it just fine to dress up for Halloween as a woman, get drunk and dance around in the arms of other men....funny how that works.

Also, him pasting the fake pictures of his "girlfriend" some time ago was also very telling.
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Post by: Fatpanda on February 01, 2009, 08:36:57 PM
Kind of like dressing up and throwing yourself into the arms of other men?




Anyone have that pic?
;)
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Post by: dr.chimps on February 01, 2009, 09:13:32 PM
Hopefully this will some how be the finality of the spectacle at hand.
You'll alllll wrong, boy.   
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 02, 2009, 08:55:34 AM
It appears that my pejorative prelude to the proceeding event was an apt summation of typical American banality in preponderance.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Option D on February 02, 2009, 09:24:27 AM
It appears that my pejorative prelude to the proceeding event was an apt summation of typical American banality in preponderance.

I graduated from a great school...and i have no clue what that means TA
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Post by: Earl1972 on February 02, 2009, 09:34:48 AM
there is nothing wrong with finding enjoyment in the little things of life

like somebody else said, President Obama was looking forward to the game and is a big sports fan

E
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Post by: Tapeworm on February 02, 2009, 10:41:34 AM
Outrageous! Autrocious!

Egregious!
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Post by: The Ugly on February 02, 2009, 11:12:37 AM
It appears that my pejorative prelude to the proceeding event was an apt summation of typical American banality in preponderance.

Proceeding? At least be accurately pretentious.
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Post by: wisconsinBB on February 02, 2009, 12:54:17 PM
TA, you've already started threads on how watching football is a waste of time, and we've already gone over that what can be considered a "waste of time"  is determined by the individual.

I had a good time watching the game and hanging out with friends last night.  Reading a book and gathering knowledge about something I will never be able to put to practical use would've been a waste of time for me.

You enjoy reading and educating yourself on topics that will never benefit you in any way shape or form other than giving you the pleasure of being smarter than your next door neighbor and a few people on getbig.  I see that as an incredible waste of time.   

Many people would see your time spent of getbig as an incredible waste, but you clearly don't.   It's all based on the individual. 
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Post by: tommywishbone on February 02, 2009, 12:56:35 PM
Pompous nincompoopery.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: GigantorX on February 02, 2009, 03:32:47 PM
It appears that my pejorative prelude to the proceeding event was an apt summation of typical American banality in preponderance.

Clever, I'll give you that.

Annoying though too.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 02, 2009, 04:30:31 PM
TA, you've already started threads on how watching football is a waste of time, and we've already gone over that what can be considered a "waste of time"  is determined by the individual.

I had a good time watching the game and hanging out with friends last night.  Reading a book and gathering knowledge about something I will never be able to put to practical use would've been a waste of time for me.

You enjoy reading and educating yourself on topics that will never benefit you in any way shape or form other than giving you the pleasure of being smarter than your next door neighbor and a few people on getbig.  I see that as an incredible waste of time.   

Many people would see your time spent of getbig as an incredible waste, but you clearly don't.   It's all based on the individual. 

Indeed.  It is all relative.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Da
Post by: tbombz on February 02, 2009, 04:36:26 PM
Actually I just got up at 4 am and went for a 2 hour hike.  I'll head to the gym tonight and do the same thing tomorrow.  What have you done fatboy? 
ehhhhh...dude.... dont you think that eats up a bit of muscle tissue ?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 02, 2009, 04:39:19 PM
Count me as one of the intellectual


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Post by: lovemonkey on February 02, 2009, 04:39:35 PM
ehhhhh...dude.... dont you think that eats up a bit of muscle tissue ?

That's what you have hormones for!
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Post by: tbombz on February 02, 2009, 04:41:40 PM
That's what you have hormones for!
even on steroids...  without eating.... gotta have energy.. some is going to come from muscle... since with no food... could use maybe a maximum of 90-95% fatty acids...
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Post by: lovemonkey on February 02, 2009, 05:03:20 PM
even on steroids...  without eating.... gotta have energy.. some is going to come from muscle... since with no food... could use maybe a maximum of 90-95% fatty acids...

Even if so, it rebounds very quickly after the first meal.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Da
Post by: The True Adonis on May 05, 2009, 09:30:09 PM
 ;D
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Post by: timfogarty on May 05, 2009, 09:57:25 PM
;D

didn't notice at first that you were bringing back a 4 month old thread.  Was going to say:

"What?  The Kentucky Derby was last weekend."
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Da
Post by: The True Adonis on May 05, 2009, 10:11:34 PM
didn't notice at first that you were bringing back a 4 month old thread.  Was going to say:

"What?  The Kentucky Derby was last weekend."

I heart General Quarters.  8)
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Da
Post by: The True Adonis on January 24, 2010, 11:21:38 PM
We find us here yet again at this particular juncture.  So who will be the guilty ones this time around?
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Post by: pellius on January 24, 2010, 11:26:09 PM
We find us here yet again at this particular juncture.  So who will be the guilty ones this time around?

I read the first post until I realized it was a year old. Nonetheless, nicely worded. Very nice.
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Post by: io856 on January 25, 2010, 01:09:19 AM
my penis is getting hard
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: calfzilla on January 25, 2010, 01:54:02 AM
I imagine I will be posting on getbig during this "Super Bowl" oh brother. 
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Post by: dr.chimps on January 25, 2010, 03:27:04 AM
We find us here yet again at this particular juncture.  So who will be the guilty ones this time around?
Yes, indeedy. Superbowl party invite came weeks ago and has been long noted on my desk calendar. Lotsa beers, some poker, too much food, and I might even remember a few plays. Who has a problem with that!?  :)
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 25, 2010, 04:08:38 AM
Count me as one of the intellectual few who will not be among the viewership this weekend of bonehead day.  I care not to see men act like morons as they are degraded in plain view with full recognizance to this fact as in between their sessions of lustful and cleverly disguised Man-Envy they will be surely interrupted every break only to be willfully beaten by the hammer of stupidity and nailed to the cross of mediocrity as they further the meme of what constitutes "manliness" (beer swilling, obese, moronic) all the while donning a smile on the face like some accepting deranged and clueless masochistic automatic polyanna, relegated to an asylum full of welcoming fellow perverts, rubes and un-savories as the painted and inebriated individuals dance their intelligence and dignity away as their minds slip only deeper into a crafted mental prison with little hope of escapement.



What is your education? I guess at least a master's degree with such a claim
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 06, 2010, 03:44:37 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Marty Champions on February 06, 2010, 03:51:14 PM
football does suck= false idol worship

better to worship the wisdom in the bible
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Da
Post by: drkaje on February 06, 2010, 04:35:16 PM
What is your education? I guess at least a master's degree with such a claim

He has degrees from CPCC & CPSU.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: disturbia on February 06, 2010, 04:42:57 PM
do you guy's actually question why I want to hospitalize this arrogant fuk?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Da
Post by: drkaje on February 06, 2010, 04:52:55 PM
do you guy's actually question why I want to hospitalize this arrogant fuk?

Why would you want to hinder progress?! The world needs that gravity suit!!
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on February 07, 2010, 08:22:40 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Natural Man on February 07, 2010, 08:40:39 AM
(http://www.fuckfrance.com/images/i541/186471.3131238534716365_jpg_ro_orig.jpg)
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: bodybuildermdpitt on February 07, 2010, 09:16:43 AM
Don't you sell shoes on ebay?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Da
Post by: drkaje on February 07, 2010, 09:22:43 AM
Football is probably too pedestrian for intellects of Adonis' magnitude. :)
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: TrapsMcLats on February 07, 2010, 09:23:50 AM
Count me as one of the intellectual few who will not be among the viewership this weekend of bonehead day.  I care not to see men act like morons as they are degraded in plain view with full recognizance to this fact as in between their sessions of lustful and cleverly disguised Man-Envy they will be surely interrupted every break only to be willfully beaten by the hammer of stupidity and nailed to the cross of mediocrity as they further the meme of what constitutes "manliness" (beer swilling, obese, moronic) all the while donning a smile on the face like some accepting deranged and clueless masochistic automatic polyanna, relegated to an asylum full of welcoming fellow perverts, rubes and un-savories as the painted and inebriated individuals dance their intelligence and dignity away as their minds slip only deeper into a crafted mental prison with little hope of escapement.



you're a smart guy, TA (we have very similar taste is books/academia), but the only problem with your theory is that by ignoring major events in pop culture, you're only alienating yourself from situations in which you can put your brain to work on a friendly level.  You never know when talking about the game to someone else can lead to a promotion, job interview, etc...  Our culuture looks for validation.  If someone sees that everyone else, too, watched the game, they feel better about themselves, and the people around them.  You might not care for the event, but being able to  discuss it will only help.  
In addition to biz, i'm studying social science/psychology... just one man's opinion.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 07, 2010, 10:02:36 AM
you're a smart guy, TA (we have very similar taste is books/academia), but the only problem with your theory is that by ignoring major events in pop culture, you're only alienating yourself from situations in which you can put your brain to work on a friendly level.  You never know when talking about the game to someone else can lead to a promotion, job interview, etc...  Our culuture looks for validation.  If someone sees that everyone else, too, watched the game, they feel better about themselves, and the people around them.  You might not care for the event, but being able to  discuss it will only help.  
In addition to biz, i'm studying social science/psychology... just one man's opinion.
Oh, I do visit TMZ, Youtube,  PopCrunch,  PerezHilton and others everyday and every year I see every single movie nominated in every single category.  Outed.  I pick up bits and pieces of Sports to where I am sure I could easily pretend to know whats going on.  I certainly read about all of their arrests and off-season drama and I find that aspect mildly interesting and amusing like Steve McNair, That fellow for the Bengals who hopped out of his truck to his death, and recently, Warren Sapp.

So don`t think I am oblivious to as what they do on the field.  It all does trickle down in our culture.  Sports are corrosive enough that you can know everything there is to know without ever watching the games being played.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 07, 2010, 10:10:12 AM
you're a smart guy, TA (we have very similar taste is books/academia), but the only problem with your theory is that by ignoring major events in pop culture, you're only alienating yourself from situations in which you can put your brain to work on a friendly level.  You never know when talking about the game to someone else can lead to a promotion, job interview, etc...  Our culuture looks for validation.  If someone sees that everyone else, too, watched the game, they feel better about themselves, and the people around them.  You might not care for the event, but being able to  discuss it will only help.  
In addition to biz, i'm studying social science/psychology... just one man's opinion.
The other day I had a whole conversation about Tiger Woods with a complete stranger.  He assumed by the way I was dressed I think that somehow I would know a lot about Golf I think. I talked about how he should be entitled to his privacy and still play golf as his fans are certainly going to forgive him and that this thorn in his side is causing others to catch his records when he could be furthering the distance.

The guy I am sure had no idea that I never have played 18 holes in my life or that have I ever have watched a game of it.  Of course growing up, my best friends dad was and still is a Golf Pro on the PGA tour so It was certainly easy to pick up a lot just by breathing. 
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: boonasty on February 07, 2010, 10:22:36 AM
you should listen to adonis, fellas.  he is an expert on closeted man love.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: io856 on February 07, 2010, 10:26:21 AM
seems like Adonis would be perceived as a nice guy in real life
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 07, 2010, 10:59:30 AM
seems like Adonis would be perceived as a nice guy in real life
Of course.  I find everyone intriguing and observing their behavior and interacting is always amusing.  Humans are for the most part, predictable pattern seekers so its not difficult at all to tailor yourself to each individual.  You can easily steer someones mind to whatever destination you want them to arrive at by simply paying attention to their cues, their desires, likes and dislikes. 

Sometimes its also fun to behave towards someone the complete opposite as to how they perceived you.  You basically short-circuit their wiring by going against everything they have already formed about you in their brain which causes their world-view to be temporarily disabled or damaged.  Their guard is instantly lowered and a big question mark hangs over their head and at this point they are most easily manipulated. This shatters all expectations including those they may have had even for themselves.  Its an interesting trick to pull.  Try it out on a friend or girlfriend or what have you.  Behave EXACTLY the opposite in a situation that you normally would have behaved and watch how they react.  It will amuse you.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 07, 2010, 11:03:00 AM
Of course.  I find everyone intriguing and observing their behavior and interacting is always amusing.  Humans are for the most part, predictable pattern seekers so its not difficult at all to tailor yourself to each individual.  You can easily steer someones mind to whatever destination you want them to arrive at by simply paying attention to their cues, their desires, likes and dislikes. 

Sometimes its also fun to behave towards someone the complete opposite as to how they perceived you.  You basically short-circuit their wiring by going against everything they have already formed about you in their brain which causes their world-view to be temporarily disabled or damaged.  Their guard is instantly lowered and a big question mark hangs over their head and at this point they are most easily manipulated. This shatters all expectations including those they may have had even for themselves.  Its an interesting trick to pull.  Try it out on a friend or girlfriend or what have you.  Behave EXACTLY the opposite in a situation that you normally would have behaved and watch how they react.  It will amuse you.

You can also do this with animals and pets as well.  A simple one that we all have done is with a dog.  Take a ball and pretend to throw it and watch the dogs behavior.  He expects it to travel the direction you threw it at about the distance you usually do throw it.  He then is in disbelief that the ball wasn`t thrown based on his expectation.  You have just shattered his world-view and how everything works in it momentarily and he is vulnerable since he feels powerless at that instant.  8)
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on February 07, 2010, 11:15:20 AM
Count me as one of the intellectual few who will not be among the viewership this weekend of bonehead day.  I care not to see men act like morons as they are degraded in plain view with full recognizance to this fact as in between their sessions of lustful and cleverly disguised Man-Envy they will be surely interrupted every break only to be willfully beaten by the hammer of stupidity and nailed to the cross of mediocrity as they further the meme of what constitutes "manliness" (beer swilling, obese, moronic) all the while donning a smile on the face like some accepting deranged and clueless masochistic automatic polyanna, relegated to an asylum full of welcoming fellow perverts, rubes and un-savories as the painted and inebriated individuals dance their intelligence and dignity away as their minds slip only deeper into a crafted mental prison with little hope of escapement.



Lighten up, Adonis.  Its just a football game.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 07, 2010, 11:26:22 AM
Lighten up, Adonis.  Its just a football game.
I disagree.  If it was just a football game, it wouldn`t be on television nor would it be treated nearly as a National Holiday with all the fanfare that surrounds it.  It is a unique study in human behavior in many, many aspects.  Bonehead day is one of the best days to study humans, Americans and their culture on a mass scale. 
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Post by: StuartR on February 07, 2010, 11:28:26 AM
its not a "game," the fix is in

http://74.125.47.132/search?q=cache:KYWz7VUWLUUJ:espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank%3FversionId%3D2%26listId%3D516+http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank%3FversionId%3D2%26listId%3D516&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=ca
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on February 07, 2010, 11:34:13 AM
I disagree.  If it was just a football game, it wouldn`t be on television nor would it be treated nearly as a National Holiday with all the fanfare that surrounds it.  It is a unique study in human behavior in many, many aspects.  Bonehead day is one of the best days to study humans, Americans and their culture on a mass scale. 

So what will you be doing while Bonehead day takes place???
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on February 07, 2010, 11:38:09 AM
Count me as one of the intellectual few who will not be among the viewership this weekend of bonehead day.  I care not to see men act like morons as they are degraded in plain view with full recognizance to this fact as in between their sessions of lustful and cleverly disguised Man-Envy they will be surely interrupted every break only to be willfully beaten by the hammer of stupidity and nailed to the cross of mediocrity as they further the meme of what constitutes "manliness" (beer swilling, obese, moronic) all the while donning a smile on the face like some accepting deranged and clueless masochistic automatic polyanna, relegated to an asylum full of welcoming fellow perverts, rubes and un-savories as the painted and inebriated individuals dance their intelligence and dignity away as their minds slip only deeper into a crafted mental prison with little hope of escapement.



I've never been interested in the NFL, or many of the other "professional" televised sporting events.

Kind of sucks when someone says something like "man did you see the game last night"...

I won't be tuning in...
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 07, 2010, 11:41:33 AM
So what will you be doing while Bonehead day takes place???
Probably reading Vonnegut and playing around on the internets.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 07, 2010, 11:43:33 AM
So what will you be doing while Bonehead day takes place???
I also might be at the gym depending on whenever Bonehead Day begins.  For some, I think the day has already started.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: boonasty on February 07, 2010, 11:52:05 AM
You can also do this with animals and pets as well.  A simple one that we all have done is with a dog.  Take a ball and pretend to throw it and watch the dogs behavior.  He expects it to travel the direction you threw it at about the distance you usually do throw it.  He then is in disbelief that the ball wasn`t thrown based on his expectation.  You have just shattered his world-view and how everything works in it momentarily and he is vulnerable since he feels powerless at that instant.  8)

you find it amusing to tease or feel power over a dog?  weird shit right there.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: dr.chimps on February 07, 2010, 12:21:27 PM
Probably reading Vonnegut and playing around on the internets.
Here ya go: a letter from 21-year old  pte. K Vonnegut Jr. to his father, Vonnegut Sr. at the end of WWII.   
http://www.lettersofnote.com/2009/11/slaughterhouse-five.html (http://www.lettersofnote.com/2009/11/slaughterhouse-five.html)

/it is transcribed below the actual letter, so don't go blind trying to read it.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 07, 2010, 12:52:09 PM
Here ya go: a letter from 21-year old  pte. K Vonnegut Jr. to his father, Vonnegut Sr. at the end of WWII.  
http://www.lettersofnote.com/2009/11/slaughterhouse-five.html (http://www.lettersofnote.com/2009/11/slaughterhouse-five.html)

/it is transcribed below the actual letter, so don't go blind trying to read it.


Thank you so much for posting that.  "But not me". Those three words.   He is in a class all to his own and I wish everyone to read at least one of his books. And so it goes...
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Post by: drkaje on February 07, 2010, 01:46:47 PM
seems like Adonis would be perceived as a nice guy in real life

He'd be perceived as a bullshit artist who is occasionally amusing.

No more, no less.
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Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on February 07, 2010, 02:21:28 PM
Well, I'm going to go pick up my order from Pizza Hut and watch the game.  Catch you guys later
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Post by: Tapeworm on February 08, 2010, 01:00:58 AM
you find it amusing to tease or feel power over a dog?  weird shit right there.

Haha.  Give TA a sunny day, a magnifying glass, and some ants and he'll stay busy for hours!  ;D
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: WillGrant on February 08, 2010, 01:06:48 AM
Well, I'm going to go pick up my order from Pizza Hut
You must be midway into a contest diet then  :D
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: pugalist666 on February 08, 2010, 02:13:18 AM
You must be midway into a contest diet then  :D
he will be ordering extra sausage   
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Parker on February 08, 2010, 02:23:12 AM
I've never been interested in the NFL, or many of the other "professional" televised sporting events.

Kind of sucks when someone says something like "man did you see the game last night"...
I won't be tuning in...
Football is the modern day equivalent to gladiatorial events. And the Superbowl is liken to that of the main event at the Circus Maximus.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: WillGrant on February 08, 2010, 03:01:30 AM
he will be ordering extra sausage   
:D
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: dr.chimps on February 08, 2010, 03:43:34 AM
Thank you so much for posting that.  "But not me". Those three words.   He is in a class all to his own and I wish everyone to read at least one of his books. And so it goes...
He is missed. Met him for lunch in '05. The only pic I have of myself on my wall is with him.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on February 08, 2010, 05:28:57 AM
You must be midway into a contest diet then  :D

A calorie is a calorie.  You can be contest ripped on a diet of pizzas and burgers.  Its all a matter of caloric intake and training.  Ask Adonis for more info on that.
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Post by: CalvinH on February 08, 2010, 07:31:19 AM
Watched with family.homemade lasgna,eggplant parm,chicken cutlets...it was fantastic 8)
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: dr.chimps on February 08, 2010, 07:37:04 AM
Watched with family.homemade lasgna,eggplant parm,chicken cutlets...it was fantastic 8)
I ate so much that when I bent down to put on my shoes when I left the party, I actually winced. TMI: I've been in the thunderbox 4x this morning! My insides hate me, right now.  :-\

/yeah, it was worth it 
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Da
Post by: drkaje on February 08, 2010, 07:59:23 AM
Had cigars, steak, potatoes, port and two deserts!!
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Da
Post by: Option D on February 08, 2010, 08:25:28 AM
Had cigars, steak, potatoes, port and two deserts!!
with chocolates...you fuckin snob

LOL..check it out...so i got somoe 1800 from the store and i got what i thought was margarita mix...so im mixin and drinkin and im like "what the hell..this is a strong fuckin drink"...so about halway into the 1800 (yeah we had the big one with the handle) i read the bottle of the mixer..and its PRE MIXED margarita. and im like WTF...i had been drinkin these nasty ass margatritas thinking i would look like a bitch if i said something..come to find i drank about 5 doublesss...i had to go to the gym after that shit..
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: pellius on February 08, 2010, 08:19:11 PM
Of course.  I find everyone intriguing and observing their behavior and interacting is always amusing.  Humans are for the most part, predictable pattern seekers so its not difficult at all to tailor yourself to each individual.  You can easily steer someones mind to whatever destination you want them to arrive at by simply paying attention to their cues, their desires, likes and dislikes. 

Sometimes its also fun to behave towards someone the complete opposite as to how they perceived you.  You basically short-circuit their wiring by going against everything they have already formed about you in their brain which causes their world-view to be temporarily disabled or damaged.  Their guard is instantly lowered and a big question mark hangs over their head and at this point they are most easily manipulated. This shatters all expectations including those they may have had even for themselves.  Its an interesting trick to pull.  Try it out on a friend or girlfriend or what have you.  Behave EXACTLY the opposite in a situation that you normally would have behaved and watch how they react.  It will amuse you.

You know, that's a great idea. That would really throw someone off and "disable or damage their world view." Looking at it from that perspective it would be kind of cool if you and I kind of sat down for some tea and blue berry muffins baked from scratch by the lovely Jeezlebelle. We'll, kind of chew the fat and try to talk smart and stuff. Since Salinger recently passed maybe we'll exchange thoughts on Catcher in the Rye. Hey, remember that part when Holden hooks up with that whore and when she asks him how old he was and he said 18 or something like that she replied, "Like fun you are."? Holden thought what an odd thing to say. You'd think a hooker would say something like "Cut the crap." Or how he always like museums because things never changed. Maybe Holden was looking for some consistency and stability in life. And, of course, how he hated phonies...

Anyway, we'd be having a grand old time being all intellectual and shitt and then suddenly I'll pull out a machete and start hacking you to pieces. You know, to short circuit your wirings and see that big question mark hanging over your head. You'd be so like, "WTF?". Talk about permanent world view damage. That would be so amusing. That would be amusing as hell. You have to admit that.

Anyway, remember that part where Holden is in that club where that Jazz guy is hamming it up on the piano or something? He use to be good and then when he got popular he started to ham it up. You know, over do it and act all phony and stuff with the eyes close and head shaking.....

"Hey, where's the ball! What? No ball? WTF? Is that a machete? This is so intriguing. Oh shitt! You are so shattering my expectations. Hey, that hurts."
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 08, 2010, 08:33:38 PM
You know, that's a great idea. That would really throw someone off and "disable or damage their world view." Looking at it from that perspective it would be kind of cool if you and I kind of sat down for some tea and blue berry muffins baked from scratch by the lovely Jeezlebelle. We'll, kind of chew the fat and try to talk smart and stuff. Since Salinger recently passed maybe we'll exchange thoughts on Catcher in the Rye. Hey, remember that part when Holden hooks up with that whore and when she asks him how old he was and he said 18 or something like that she replied, "Like fun you are."? Holden thought what an odd thing to say. You'd think a hooker would say something like "Cut the crap." Or how he always like museums because things never changed. Maybe Holden was looking for some consistency and stability in life. And, of course, how he hated phonies...

Anyway, we'd be having a grand old time being all intellectual and shitt and then suddenly I'll pull out a machete and start hacking you to pieces. You know, to short circuit your wirings and see that big question mark hanging over your head. You'd be so like, "WTF?". Talk about permanent world view damage. That would be so amusing. That would be amusing as hell. You have to admit that.

Anyway, remember that part where Holden is in that club where that Jazz guy is hamming it up on the piano or something? He use to be good and then when he got popular he started to ham it up. You know, over do it and act all phony and stuff with the eyes close and head shaking.....

"Hey, where's the ball! What? No ball? WTF? Is that a machete? This is so intriguing. Oh shitt! You are so shattering my expectations. Hey, that hurts."

I know its rather early but....

I have to give you the honor of nominating this for POST OF THE YEAR!  
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: pellius on February 08, 2010, 08:45:55 PM
I know its rather early but....

I have to give you the honor of nominating this for POST OF THE YEAR!  

Hey, WTF? I feel some expectations being shattered. A bit of short circuiting of my wiring.... What about my world view? I have a world view you know. I'm not letting a leftist punk like you damage or disable it. God protects me from shitt like that.

Hmmm, ?

OK, well played. There will be other times and other calories to be expended and accounted for, my friend. You haven't seen the last of me. Not by a long shot.

"I watch you, TA. I watch you all the time."  
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 10, 2011, 03:18:09 PM
Seems like its going to be that time of year again shortly.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 10, 2011, 03:19:54 PM
Count me as one of the intellectual few who will not be among the viewership this weekend of bonehead day.  I care not to see men act like morons as they are degraded in plain view with full recognizance to this fact as in between their sessions of lustful and cleverly disguised Man-Envy they will be surely interrupted every break only to be willfully beaten by the hammer of stupidity and nailed to the cross of mediocrity as they further the meme of what constitutes "manliness" (beer swilling, obese, moronic) all the while donning a smile on the face like some accepting deranged and clueless masochistic automatic polyanna, relegated to an asylum full of welcoming fellow perverts, rubes and un-savories as the painted and inebriated individuals dance their intelligence and dignity away as their minds slip only deeper into a crafted mental prison with little hope of escapement.


;)
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: dr.chimps on January 10, 2011, 03:24:21 PM
Seems like its going to be that time of year again shortly.
Just got my Superbowl party invite yesterday. Good timing, TA.    ;D
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: StickStickly on January 11, 2011, 02:43:08 PM
;)
Do you know who is playing this year broski?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 12, 2011, 01:02:18 AM
Do you know who is playing this year broski?
Mostly black people are playing with a few token whites speckled throughout in order to placate the middle class audience enough so that they are assured that they aren`t watching a BET special of some sort.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: StickStickly on January 12, 2011, 07:33:27 AM
Mostly black people are playing with a few token whites speckled throughout in order to placate the middle class audience enough so that they are assured that they aren`t watching a BET special of some sort.
God forbid we leave out the whites hahahahah the whole sport would drop off the face of the earth. They usually allow them to play obese line men considering its the position where the most man love is given and where the most out of shape players can actually contribute to the game.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 16, 2011, 12:50:10 PM
Did they have the Super Bowl today?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: newmom on January 16, 2011, 12:54:23 PM
Did they have the Super Bowl today?

yes and Dallas Cowboys won
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 16, 2011, 02:15:12 PM
yes and Dallas Cowboys won
So how are you going to cope with waiting a whole year for the next one to be played? 
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: newmom on January 16, 2011, 02:16:28 PM
So how are you going to cope with waiting a whole year for the next one to be played? 

by eating a "clean diet" and running
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Devon97 on January 16, 2011, 02:26:06 PM
Men who don't like sports is a glaring red flag they have low Test levels.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 16, 2011, 02:35:18 PM
Men who don't like sports is a glaring red flag they have low Test levels.
So there is a correlation between watching and enjoying other men chasing, tackling each other in sweat stained spandex and high testosterone levels?

 ???
I am not making the connection here, can you please clarify why viewing hard breathing men in tights causes your testosterone level to rise.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Butterbean on January 16, 2011, 02:50:17 PM
yes and Dallas Cowboys won

 ;D
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Cornelius Funk on January 16, 2011, 02:57:24 PM
So there is a correlation between watching and enjoying other men chasing, tackling each other in sweat stained spandex and high testosterone levels?

 ???
I am not making the connection here, can you please clarify why viewing hard breathing men in tights causes your testosterone level to rise.
It's battle. It's about competition. Why don't you run along and cook us something. The men are watching the game. ;D
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: newmom on January 16, 2011, 02:58:23 PM
It's battle. It's about competition. Why don't you run along and cook us something. The men are watching the game. ;D

I'm loving the game. I hate the gaytriots and Jets are doing an excellent job going into the half
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Cornelius Funk on January 16, 2011, 02:59:23 PM
I'm loving the game. I hate the gaytriots and Jets are doing an excellent job going into the half
touchdown NY!
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: newmom on January 16, 2011, 03:00:26 PM
touchdown NY!

yup yup that's when I posted it..
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: newmom on January 16, 2011, 03:03:11 PM
It's battle. It's about competition. Why don't you run along and cook us something. The men are watching the game. ;D

I'll take wings and a light beer whoever is up
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Cornelius Funk on January 16, 2011, 03:05:34 PM
I'll take wings and a light beer whoever is up
we have pigs-in-a-blanket, rotel dip, crab salad, and plenty o Miller Lite. Enjoy.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: tonymctones on January 16, 2011, 03:05:43 PM
So there is a correlation between watching and enjoying other men chasing, tackling each other in sweat stained spandex and high testosterone levels?

 ???
I am not making the connection here, can you please clarify why viewing hard breathing men in tights causes your testosterone level to rise.
as someone whos studied psychology i think its very interesting the things that you choose to focus on TA...

the majority understand the reasons for form fitting uniforms and dont focus on connecting the action of the game to homosexual activities...most ppl focus on the game, strategy, hard hits and big plays...


















but then again the majority of the population is also straight  ;)
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: newmom on January 16, 2011, 03:06:48 PM
we have pigs-in-a-blanket, rotel dip, crab salad, and plenty o Miller Lite. Enjoy.

hot diggity on my way. What is rotel dip? to lazy to google..Is it Miller Lite Lime? That's my favorite ;D
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Butterbean on January 16, 2011, 03:09:13 PM
It's battle. It's about competition. Why don't you run along and cook us something. The men are watching the game. ;D

And some of the women...

Adonis, please bring me some of those goat cheese stuffed dates wrapped in fresh basil and procuitto ....thanks!    And another glass of cab!
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: tonymctones on January 16, 2011, 03:10:13 PM
And some of the women...

Adonis, please bring me some of those goat cheese stuff dates wrapped in fresh basil and procuitto ....thanks!    And another glass of cab!
and beer to hunny, chop chop  ;)
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: newmom on January 16, 2011, 03:12:23 PM
and beer to hunny, chop chop  ;)

 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
And some of the women...

Adonis, please bring me some of those goat cheese stuff dates wrapped in fresh basil and procuitto ....thanks!    And another glass of cab!

OMG how the hell can ya eat that stinky cheese.  ???
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Cornelius Funk on January 16, 2011, 03:12:37 PM
hot diggity on my way. What is rotel dip? to lazy to google..Is it Miller Lite Lime? That's my favorite ;D
Have lime and regular. We aim to please. Rotel dip made with canned Rotel chillies and melted velveta cheese served with tortilla chips. Plenty of time to drop the extra pounds after the SuperBowl.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: newmom on January 16, 2011, 03:13:34 PM
Have lime and regular. We aim to please. Rotel dip made with canned Rotel chillies and melted velveta cheese served with tortilla chips. Plenty of time to drop the extra pounds after the SuperBowl.

okay I'm good on the rotel dip :-X :-X cheese is gross. I'll scarf on the piggies and crab salad.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Butterbean on January 16, 2011, 03:13:45 PM
and beer to hunny, chop chop  ;)

haha!


>:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
OMG how the hell can ya eat that stinky cheese.  ???

I wish I hated it  :-[
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: tonymctones on January 16, 2011, 03:14:31 PM
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
OMG how the hell can ya eat that stinky cheese.  ???
that was for ta not bb  ;D
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Cornelius Funk on January 16, 2011, 03:17:04 PM
2nd half; here we go. Jets D better hold up.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: newmom on January 16, 2011, 03:18:28 PM
that was for ta not bb  ;D

liar liar
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: tonymctones on January 16, 2011, 03:18:54 PM
2nd half; here we go. Jets D better hold up.
suprised they did such a good job so far
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: tonymctones on January 16, 2011, 03:19:32 PM
liar liar
NU UH!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: newmom on January 16, 2011, 03:20:17 PM
2nd half; here we go. Jets D better hold up.

x2

and now Gaytriots forced to punt...and then fuck up by throwing DUMB FUCKS
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: newmom on January 16, 2011, 03:22:19 PM
NU UH!!!!!!!!!

 :-\ :-\
















 ;) :D
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 16, 2011, 05:37:13 PM
http://www.salon.com/news/sports/col/kaufman/2003/01/08/homoerotic

Football: America's favorite homoerotic sport

A tight embrace in the end zone, a gentle head-butt, a slap on the fanny -- it's all just innocent celebration. Isn't it?


BY KING KAUFMAN

The best TV commercial going during the playoffs is the Pepsi-Lay's potato chip ad in which four collegiate-type guys watch a football game on TV together. They go to comical lengths not to touch each other -- knees that accidentally meet jerk in opposite directions, hands that simultaneously land on a soda bottle recoil as though it were on fire. The camera cuts to a shot of the old alma mater scoring a touchdown on the tube, then back to the boys. They're having an orgy, rolling all over the couch, hugging for joy.

I'll leave it to those more familiar than I with the bizarre, deconstructionist thinking of the advertising industry to explain how this spot sells chips and soda pop, but what I'm really waiting for is someone more savvy about sexual identity than I to wade through the layers of meaning of this neat meditation on the repressed homoeroticism at the core of sports, and especially football, culture. Women's sports culture, of course, is a whole nother world, with its own fascinating, but totally different, issues around sexuality.

Within moments of one of this commercial's airings Sunday, Terrell Owens of the San Francisco 49ers scored a touchdown, and there was Garrison Hearst, hugging him, slapping fannies with him, doing that little forehead-touch thing that football players do that's as close as you can get while wearing a football helmet to kissing. This is the same Garrison Hearst who earlier this season responded to former NFL lineman Esera Tuaolo coming out by saying, "Aww, hell no! I don't want any guys on my team. I know this might not be what people want to hear, but that's a punk. I don't want any guys in this locker room." Hearst later apologized, unenthusiastically.

And that's the same Terrell Owens who two weeks ago scored a touchdown, grabbed a cheerleader's pompons and did a little dance. Jim Buzinski of Outsports.com called it "the gayest thing I've ever seen in the NFL."

Owens is not gay, unless he has a secret he's not telling us. No NFL player is publicly gay. Considering that there are more than 1,300 men in the NFL at any one time, it's a little hard to believe that they're all straight, but any gays there might be are so deep in the closet that Tuaolo has said that in his nine years in the league, he was never aware of a fellow homosexual player.

That's because the culture of pro football is decidedly homophobic. Take Jeremy Shockey of the New York Giants -- San Francisco's opponent Sunday. Right after the Tuaolo story broke, Shockey told Howard Stern and his listeners that he didn't know if he had any gay teammates, but "I don't like to think about that. I hope not." He went on to say that he "wouldn't, you know, stand for it" if he had known there were a gay player on his college team, because "they're going to be in the shower with us and stuff, so I don't think that's going to work."

Shockey apologized the next day, of course, saying he was just joking, which he clearly wasn't. What was notable was that he seemed genuinely surprised that anybody took offense at his remarks. In his world, Shockey's sentiments were mainstream thinking. Same goes for Hearst.

"The NFL is a supermacho culture," Tuaolo wrote in ESPN the Magazine. "It's a place for gladiators. And gladiators aren't supposed to be gay."

Which is precisely what makes it so fascinating that ballplayers spend so much time doing the things that straight men work so hard to avoid doing when they're not on the field, things like hugging and slapping each other's butts and holding hands and putting their foreheads together in tender gestures of affection. As in the Pepsi ad, straight men often go to great lengths to avoid even the most casual physical contact. You've noticed that empty seat between the two buddies at the movies or the ballgame, right?

The Pepsi commercial seems like a slight advance over a similar Heineken ad a few years ago. In that one, two guys in that same young male demographic are watching a game on the couch (of a very stylish split-level apartment, by the way, with track lighting). As in the Pepsi spot, we watch them from the point of view of the TV. One has gotten up to get a couple of beers, but he rushes back as his friend reacts to a great play. ("Go, baby, go! ... Up the middle! ... He's gonna score! He's in!" Whoa! Double entendre!)

The guy hurriedly plops down, practically on his friend's lap, and hands him his beer. As they both watch the game, yelling at the screen, nudging each other, the friend's hand closes over the beer-fetcher's hand, on the bottle. They stop yelling. The light changes. They gaze at each other. "This Magic Moment" kicks in. The words "The Male Bonding Incident" appear on the screen. Suddenly, the spell is broken. The boys quickly scoot to opposite ends of the couch and make these cartoonish stretching movements as if to show that their huge muscles are tightening up or something. Then their eyes meet again. They chuckle nervously, cough and scooch even farther away, practically off the couch. "You know what this game needs?" one says as the screen goes black. "More cheerleaders!" "Oh, yeah, more cheerleaders," the other says.

Because hey, we're not gay or anything!

Neither spot strikes me as particularly homophobic. Both make fun of that silly straight-guy fear of appearing to be gay. The slight progress is that in the old beer ad, the guys have their "male bonding" moment, then act all embarrassed and in denial. They talk about cheerleaders to prove that they're absolutely, positively, not queer. In the newer soda spot, the guys are self-conscious and embarrassed at first, but as we leave them, they are men loving men. "It's not whether you win or lose," the titles say, "it's how you watch the game." Yeah, baby.

That progress, however slight, is a good thing, and it's indicative of a more general progress toward the eventual acceptance of gays in sports, a subject that bubbled up in the mainstream culture last summer when New York Mets star Mike Piazza denied published rumors that he's gay, which had intensified after his manager, Bobby Valentine, said in a magazine interview that baseball was "probably ready for an openly gay player."

"There absolutely is" progress, says Cyd Zeigler Jr., the co-founder with Buzinski of Outsports.com. He cites the national conversation sparked by the Piazza story, "and Esera Tuaolo really bringing it home and saying, 'Uh, whether you think so or not, you've been playing with gay players, and I'm one of them.'"

Hearst and Shockey probably don't feel any differently about gays than they did six months ago, and most likely their teammates don't either. But they all saw what happened when Hearst and Shockey voiced those ugly opinions. Even if the bigots keep their mouths shut out of political correctness, that's a step in the right direction. We're one step closer to a time when an openly gay football player can hug his straight teammate in the end zone, and it'll just be two football players celebrating a touchdown.

King Kaufman is a senior writer for Salon. You can e-mail him at king at salon dot com. Facebook / Twitter / Tumblr More: King Kaufman
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Post by: The True Adonis on January 16, 2011, 05:40:14 PM
http://www.kabobfest.com/2008/01/homoeroticism-and-football.html

Homoeroticism and Football


I will probably lose my U.S. citizenship for writing this, but a “behind the scenes” account of the last two days of University of Michigan football coach Lloyd Carr’s career, which included a stunning bowl game victory against the University of Florida Gators, is a fantastic, but indirect, testimony to the sexual undertones of American football. Though gay-bashing and football can often seem like equally violent, distant cousins and American pastimes, this account offers a glimpse of the inherent homo-eroticism of the game.

Not only is Coach Carr’s farewell an emotional one, but is laden with “I love you” remarks to his players and assistants; one defensive coach talks about the “energy” in the room, an assuredly fraternal one. In post-game locker room celebrations, the players chant, “Lloyd, take off your coat! Lloyd, get naked!” (to the tune of the classic “Hoes take off your clothes! Hoes, get naked!”).

There are other signs beyond those in the AP piece mentioned above. The ever-present congratulatory butt-patting on the sidelines, and pile-up groin-grabbing, must be mentioned, as should the fact that these are grown men wearing tights and flamboyant, often rainbow-colored uniforms. Locker room, group showering, yeah, and the sometimes sexually abusive hazing rituals involving nudity, are kind of gay. Let’s not mention the emotional performativity of touchdown celebrations, some of which would be the envy of Broadway’s finest thespians.

The quasi-warrior culture and strict top-down discipline of it — with its ardent rules of conduct and dress — resembles ancient Greek warrior civilizations, in which man-boy love was acceptable and often part of the rites of passage into manhood.

Discussions of such nuanced homoeroticism are almost impossible in this cultural climate however. Consideration of anything gay is loaded with prejudice and simplistic reduction in public discourse. In reality however, there is more to America than a demarcation between straight and gay cultures — a description defined more by stereotypes than by an understanding of the shades of life.

Thus, American cultural institutions, such as sports, can teem with a form of eroticism unrecognized as such by the black-and-white holy book-thumping crowd, thus giving its facade as a “straight” pastime — and at the same time, homophobia — cultural sanctioning. This amounts to denial, on the one hand, since it seems to assume the acts of hitting, blocking, and “scoring” are purely masculine endeavors. However, hyper-masculinity, as within warrior cultures’ practices, need not always mean “straight.” Male gayness, despite the stereotype, need not mean “femanine” or “weak.”

This explains the explosive chatter that erupts when a professional athlete, such as Esera Tuaolo, dares leave the closet. The torture of such an experience begins with the rampant homophobia in the locker room. Tuaolo told HBO of the names he heard as a player, “homo… queer… fudge-packer.” At the same time, many players were supportive or indifferent, perspectives fans and pundits should emulate.

Homophobia and homoeroticism may be two sides of the same coin. In psychoanalytical theory, “homophobia –the fear, anxiety, anger, discomfort and aversion that some ostensibly heterosexual people hold for gay individuals — is the result of repressed homosexual urges that the person is either unaware of or denies.” There are interesting studies that may demonstrate this. Out of such repression comes denial and the controversy of “out” players.

The key to overcoming homophobia lies in embracing and understanding the inherent homoeroticism of such “sacred” cultural practices as football. So what if the sport’s macho fraternity, culture of celebration, locker room antics, and hero worship inherent to fandom is a little gay? That’s okay. By recognizing and embracing this, we may pave the path to a more tolerant society.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: newmom on January 16, 2011, 05:40:35 PM
I'm not reading all that dribble...



But if I remember correctly...Didn't ya interview a few bbers at shows???
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 16, 2011, 05:43:05 PM
http://www.realjock.com/gayforums/1193985/?forumpage=1


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Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 16, 2011, 05:44:27 PM
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Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 16, 2011, 05:45:13 PM
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Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: chaos on January 16, 2011, 05:46:35 PM
I always get a good LOL when Adonis goes into one of his picture posting meltdowns!! :D
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 16, 2011, 05:48:37 PM
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Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 16, 2011, 05:49:44 PM
 ???

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Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 16, 2011, 05:51:58 PM
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Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 16, 2011, 05:52:35 PM
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Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 16, 2011, 05:53:57 PM
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Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 16, 2011, 05:55:16 PM
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Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Firemuscle on January 16, 2011, 05:55:54 PM
 I'm not going to watch the Super Bowl.

 1. Football is pretty gay. Gayer than MMA and male figure skating.

 2. Barely anyone outside the US gives a shit about football.

 3. It's a sport of big, drugged up meatheads chaotically slamming into each other. Not much strategy or finesse to the game. And this is the main reason for #2.

 4. The NFL is just a corporate monster that steers the sheeple around and pushes ridiculous advertisements in your face constantly. Very annoying after you come to this realization. The vibe surrounding NFL is very square and very bonehead.

 It's my least favorite sport. That's for damn sure.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 16, 2011, 05:57:34 PM
Do any of you who watch this male meat spectacle ever wish that the helmets were see through so that you can see their faces clearer and watch them grimmace with ectasy while they are chasing each other around?

Also, would you be against see through pants/cups etc..?  If against, why?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Firemuscle on January 16, 2011, 06:01:23 PM
Do any of you who watch this male meat spectacle ever wish that the helmets were see through so that you can see their faces clearer and watch them grimmace with ectasy while they are chasing each other around?

Also, would you be against see through pants/cups etc..?  If against, why?

 I wish they would play with no pants on and shaved pubes.

 And they should all take 2 viagras before the game so they will have rock hard erections for all 4 quarters.

 GO BRONCOS!!!!!
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 16, 2011, 06:06:53 PM

 I wish they would play with no pants on and shaved pubes.

 And they should all take 2 viagras before the gae so they will have rock hard erections for all 4 quarters.

 GO BRONCOS!!!!!
That would ALMOST be gayer than their Half-Time shows, just ALMOST.

Why do you think that at the halfway point of the game, they engage in a Dance/Music sequence that is certainly a gayer spectacle than anything Elton John or Boy George could ever dream of putting together?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: chaos on January 16, 2011, 06:08:28 PM
That would ALMOST be gayer than their Half-Time shows, just ALMOST.

Why do you think that at the halfway point of the game, they engage in a Dance/Music sequence that is certainly a gayer spectacle than anything Elton John or Boy George could ever dream of putting together?
How do you know what goes on at halftime, fanboy?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Devon97 on January 16, 2011, 06:18:51 PM
So there is a correlation between watching and enjoying other men chasing, tackling each other in sweat stained spandex and high testosterone levels?

 ???
I am not making the connection here, can you please clarify why viewing hard breathing men in tights causes your testosterone level to rise.

Never said watching football causes Test levels to spike but rather males who have an utter distaste for sports , especially football- have low test levels.

The lower test more doscile males perfer other activities- Specifically cooking, playing muscial instruments and photography.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 16, 2011, 06:21:25 PM
How do you know what goes on at halftime, fanboy?
Technically I don`t but I assume it usually involves men dressed up in sequined Uniforms as they dance to a techno version of Shania Twain`s 1997 hit, "That Don`t Impress Me Much".

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Post by: JimmyJam1974 on January 16, 2011, 06:22:49 PM
Never said watching football causes Test levels to spike but rather males who have an utter distaste for sports , especially football- have low test levels.

The lower test more doscile males perfer other activities- Specifically cooking, playing muscial instruments and photography.
Well said.
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Post by: chaos on January 16, 2011, 06:23:15 PM
Technically I don`t but I assume it usually involves men dressed up in sequined Uniforms as they dance to a techno version of Shania Twain`s 1997 hit, "That Don`t Impress Me Much".

HHHHHHHHHHHAHAhahahahaHAHAHaH!!!!!!!!!

The new gym has a god awful soundtrack that plays and last week I forgot my ipod........they played this song!!!!!!!!hahaaha!



Is she still hittable? What about that Faith chick that married the bald dude?
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Post by: newmom on January 16, 2011, 06:24:44 PM
HHHHHHHHHHHAHAhahahahaHAHAHaH!!!!!!!!!

The new gym has a god awful soundtrack that plays and last week I forgot my ipod........they played this song!!!!!!!!hahaaha!



Is she still hittable? What about that Faith chick that married the bald dude?

yes she still is beautiful and just remarried and yes Tim and Faith are still married. LMAO at shaved chrome dome calling another dude bald ::)
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Post by: TacoBell on January 16, 2011, 06:26:19 PM
(http://i808.photobucket.com/albums/zz5/TacoBell921/bump.gif)
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Post by: chaos on January 16, 2011, 06:27:48 PM
yes she still is beautiful and just remarried and yes Tim and Faith are still married. LMAO at shaved chrome dome calling another dude bald ::)
Uh.......eat shit faggot.




Is this current?
(http://images-partners.google.com/images?q=tbn:-hN842VpwQEjmM::http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/shania_twain_honors_big.jpg)
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 16, 2011, 06:30:07 PM
Never said watching football causes Test levels to spike but rather males who have an utter distaste for sports , especially football- have low test levels.

The lower test more doscile males perfer other activities- Specifically cooking, playing muscial instruments and photography.
Hey if thats how you get away with rationalizing your overall gayness and lust for watching other men chase each other and their balls around in tight panties, then so be it.  At least you have found a coping mechanism of sorts and have come to terms with it all.
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Post by: GigantorX on January 16, 2011, 06:41:19 PM
Oh man, this thread was drudged up from the netherworld of bad threads?

Let me get this "straight", watching football is gay....but making your #1 goal in life to be that of an internet message board "God" on board that is dedicated to the gayest "sport" in mankind's history is just fine? Football is gay but you have no problem  posting pictures of yourself in a speedo on Getbig? That's just fucking strange, man.

Like clockwork TA brings up another thread to try and get a rise out of people. Mission accomplished, I guess.

TA, you are the coolest guy on an anonymous, obscure, small and rarely visited internet bodybuilding message board!

Congratulations!
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Post by: GigantorX on January 16, 2011, 06:42:58 PM
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQmuHvKsjjqGwC7IDeEcxB1NIomRgM1dLsmvNdCCGWl2LPdqYvxTw)

Football is gay but you went out onto the internet to find this picture?

I know this whole thing is part of your "gig", but searching for a picture like this and posting pictures of yourself in a speedo for other men on a BB'ing message board to see is even gayer.


I think you've outed yourself on this one.
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Post by: chaos on January 16, 2011, 06:43:17 PM
TA, you are the coolest guy on an anonymous, obscure, small and rarely visited internet bodybuilding message board!

Congratulations!

No he's not.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on January 16, 2011, 07:07:16 PM
Who would be more fun to watch in an athletic competition, TA or FatPanda?
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Post by: newmom on January 16, 2011, 07:15:34 PM
Who would be more fun to watch in an athletic competition, TA or FatPanda?

 ???
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Post by: 99 Bananas on January 16, 2011, 07:23:13 PM
Who would be more fun to watch in an athletic competition, TA or FatPanda?
Fun? What?
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Post by: Devon97 on January 16, 2011, 08:04:29 PM
Hey if thats how you get away with rationalizing your overall gayness and lust for watching other men chase each other and their balls around in tight panties, then so be it.  At least you have found a coping mechanism of sorts and have come to terms with it all.

You actually have it backwards-

Remember back in highschool or in college- The pecking order was 1) Jocks - the biggest strongest, highest test, alpha dogs
 then down the list was the 8) Band members(musuical instruments) 9) yearbook staff(photography) 10) Home econ class - (cooking, food prep) The most effeminate of all were the guys who took a "special" interest in cooking  :D
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Post by: Cara Roerich on January 16, 2011, 08:06:39 PM
(http://i808.photobucket.com/albums/zz5/TacoBell921/bump.gif)

lol!
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Post by: Devon97 on January 17, 2011, 05:59:59 AM
Due to an unfortunate experience in Adam's youth led to his trembling fear and utter distaste for all contact sports.  :D



Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Earl1972 on January 17, 2011, 12:26:25 PM
i can't wait, i hope and expect my steelers to be there again ;D

E
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Post by: The True Adonis on January 17, 2011, 12:42:05 PM
i can't wait, i hope and expect my steelers to be there again ;D

E
What do you get out of it if this were to happen?
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Post by: Earl1972 on January 17, 2011, 01:17:45 PM
What do you get out of it if this were to happen?

hometown pride, excitement and drama that no movie can duplicate, bonding with family and friends, fun and enjoyment from watching a great game, seeing athletic skills that less than 1% of humans have

ever been to a super bowl victory parade?  you'll never see so many thousands of people look happy at the same time, i don't think there's a heaven but if there is i imagine it resembles a super bowl parade

i don't gamble, but that's another reason so many people watch the games

E
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Post by: tonymctones on January 17, 2011, 01:19:07 PM
as someone whos studied psychology i think its very interesting the things that you choose to focus on TA...

the majority understand the reasons for form fitting uniforms and dont focus on connecting the action of the game to homosexual activities...most ppl focus on the game, strategy, hard hits and big plays...


















but then again the majority of the population is also straight  ;)
once again its funny the things you choose to focus on TA
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Post by: StickStickly on January 17, 2011, 01:35:42 PM
i can't wait, i hope and expect my steelers to be there again ;D

E
This is another one i don't understand. The personal ownership of the teams is comical. "Well my boys are going to do good this year." As if they are their children or something. Do you think everyone desires to be the overbearing daddy figure? They like to control their "boys" from the couch. It's almost got a sado//masochistic aspect to it don't you think apenis?
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Post by: StickStickly on January 17, 2011, 01:38:19 PM
What do you get out of it if this were to happen?
Didn't Shania Twain do a half time show a while back? I know they had Janet Jackson one year when the nipple slip occurred. Notice how the artists are always big names among the gay crowd or homoerotic crowd. When was the last time ACDC performed at the super bowl? I guess if you like the homoerotic biker, "i wear buttless chaps" attitude you could consider them gay too.
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Post by: Earl1972 on January 17, 2011, 01:59:22 PM
This is another one i don't understand. The personal ownership of the teams is comical. "Well my boys are going to do good this year." As if they are their children or something. Do you think everyone desires to be the overbearing daddy figure? They like to control their "boys" from the couch. It's almost got a sado//masochistic aspect to it don't you think apenis?

well most don't understand competing in bodybuilding competitions, but i like that sport too :)

maybe if you guys had a good team in your area and grew up watching the games with family you would understand more

E
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Post by: Earl1972 on January 17, 2011, 02:01:23 PM
Didn't Shania Twain do a half time show a while back? I know they had Janet Jackson one year when the nipple slip occurred. Notice how the artists are always big names among the gay crowd or homoerotic crowd. When was the last time ACDC performed at the super bowl? I guess if you like the homoerotic biker, "i wear buttless chaps" attitude you could consider them gay too.


they had the who last year, and people just bitched because they weren't current or "hip" enough

so now we have the black eyed peas

the rollling stones, bruce springsteen, paul mccartney, and tom petty recently performed

E
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Post by: StickStickly on January 17, 2011, 02:10:24 PM
well most don't understand competing in bodybuilding competitions, but i like that sport too :)

maybe if you guys had a good team in your area and grew up watching the games with family you would understand more

E
That's just the thing. I did grow up with football. I even played it throughout high school and worked my ass off to play senior year. Then it dawned on me how retarded it was and i quit. I didn't like getting yelled at by my multiple "daddies" too much. I remember my coach coming up to me and going, " (Insert name).... you worked your ass off for 4 years just to quit like that..... (shakes head)." I looked at him and said, "Yeah hahahaha" and he walked off.
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Post by: Earl1972 on January 17, 2011, 02:32:29 PM
That's just the thing. I did grow up with football. I even played it throughout high school and worked my ass off to play senior year. Then it dawned on me how retarded it was and i quit. I didn't like getting yelled at by my multiple "daddies" too much. I remember my coach coming up to me and going, " (Insert name).... you worked your ass off for 4 years just to quit like that..... (shakes head)." I looked at him and said, "Yeah hahahaha" and he walked off.

did you have a pro team to root for or a team you grew up watching with your parents?

E
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Post by: tonymctones on January 17, 2011, 02:36:07 PM
That's just the thing. I did grow up with football. I even played it throughout high school and worked my ass off to play senior year. Then it dawned on me how retarded it was and i quit. I didn't like getting yelled at by my multiple "daddies" too much. I remember my coach coming up to me and going, " (Insert name).... you worked your ass off for 4 years just to quit like that..... (shakes head)." I looked at him and said, "Yeah hahahaha" and he walked off.
i bet you really love working... ::)

was daddy to rough on you stick?

you really seem to resent your father...
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: StickStickly on January 17, 2011, 02:46:20 PM
did you have a pro team to root for or a team you grew up watching with your parents?

E
The Tennessee Titans before i realized i wasn't gay  :)
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Post by: StickStickly on January 17, 2011, 02:49:02 PM
i bet you really love working... ::)

was daddy to rough on you stick?

you really seem to resent your father...
Nahh... my father was far from overbearing. It was actually my mother i had issues with. I'm sure my lust for cougars is related to some form of Oedipus complex. I am at least aware of these things. However, you sir are horribly confused and hiding in the closet under a pile of Dolce and Gabanna underwear.
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Post by: The True Adonis on January 17, 2011, 02:52:04 PM
hometown pride, excitement and drama that no movie can duplicate, bonding with family and friends, fun and enjoyment from watching a great game, seeing athletic skills that less than 1% of humans have

ever been to a super bowl victory parade?  you'll never see so many thousands of people look happy at the same time, i don't think there's a heaven but if there is i imagine it resembles a super bowl parade

i don't gamble, but that's another reason so many people watch the games

E
1.  Hometown Pride and football don`t make sense whatsoever as the players are from all over the place, every single different state you can imagine.  The coaches don`t even hail from the state their teams are representing.  The teams location has nothing whatsoever to do with their success or failure.

2. You mentioned bonding. This is precisely the point.  This is probably the largest display of Male to Male bonding outside of an Off-Broadway play on Hollywood and Vine.

3. I am immune to crowd and mob mentality.  Going to a parade would only disgust me and there is no way I would succumb to such nonsense.  The below video is a good insight and I feel the same as he does about this issue.

Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: StickStickly on January 17, 2011, 02:53:32 PM
i bet you really love working... ::)

was daddy to rough on you stick?

you really seem to resent your father...
Perhaps your overbearing daddy has caused you to have a dark hidden affection for man and desire to be in the daddy figure controlling young men to "go to battle".
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: StickStickly on January 17, 2011, 02:57:56 PM
1.  Hometown Pride and football don`t make sense whatsoever as the players are from all over the place, every single different state you can imagine.  The coaches don`t even hail from the state their teams are representing.  The teams location has nothing whatsoever to do with their success or failure.

2. You mentioned bonding. This is precisely the point.  This is probably the largest display of Male to Male bonding outside of an Off-Broadway play on Hollywood and Vine.

3. I am immune to crowd and mob mentality.  Going to a parade would only disgust me and there is no way I would succumb to such nonsense.  The below video is a good insight and I feel the same as he does about this issue.


Not even this parade?
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Post by: Earl1972 on January 17, 2011, 03:23:53 PM
1.  Hometown Pride and football don`t make sense whatsoever as the players are from all over the place, every single different state you can imagine.  The coaches don`t even hail from the state their teams are representing.  The teams location has nothing whatsoever to do with their success or failure.

2. You mentioned bonding. This is precisely the point.  This is probably the largest display of Male to Male bonding outside of an Off-Broadway play on Hollywood and Vine.

3. I am immune to crowd and mob mentality.  Going to a parade would only disgust me and there is no way I would succumb to such nonsense.  The below video is a good insight and I feel the same as he does about this issue.




they represent my city, which i love

tell me the "straight" ways to bond with friends and family

the parade is just an example of people coming together and getting along, when most of the time they are miserable

the games are entertaining to most people, you are entertained by reading a cook book, no need to hate

E
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Post by: Earl1972 on January 17, 2011, 03:31:54 PM
The Tennessee Titans before i realized i wasn't gay  :)

the titans have been around for less than 15 years, no way could they have a fanbase as strong as a team that has been around for 50+ years

aren't you from arkhansas? they aren't a true hometown team for you, which makes less of an emotional connection

E
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Post by: The True Adonis on January 17, 2011, 03:32:59 PM

they represent my city, which i love

tell me the "straight" ways to bond with friends and family

the parade is just an example of people coming together and getting along, when most of the time they are miserable

the games are entertaining to most people, you are entertained by reading a cook book, no need to hate

E
1. There is no such thing as "straight".

2. Why do they ALWAYS destroy things and decimate other peoples property after these games?  I see the news reports after these things and see a Downtown littered with overturned cars, trash lined streets and violence.

3. I don`t hate whatsoever if some moron is entertained by watching a fat white man chase around a black man and his balls.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Firemuscle on January 17, 2011, 03:40:45 PM
 Every post that True Adonis makes is him TELLING you how it is.

 The guy is a know-it-all of the worst kind. What an unpleasant individual he is. What a huge ego on this guy.
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Post by: dr.chimps on January 17, 2011, 03:45:33 PM
Every post that True Adonis makes is him TELLING you how it is.

 The guy is a know-it-all of the worst kind. What an unpleasant individual he is. What a huge ego on this guy.
Oh brother. If you can't see TA is laughing into his sleeve all through this thread there's no hope for you.
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Post by: Firemuscle on January 17, 2011, 03:51:22 PM
Oh brother. If you can't see TA is laughing into his sleeve all through this thread there's no hope for you.

 No I chatted with him in another thread. He really is "that guy".
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Earl1972 on January 17, 2011, 03:53:41 PM
1. There is no such thing as "straight".

2. Why do they ALWAYS destroy things and decimate other peoples property after these games?  I see the news reports after these things and see a Downtown littered with overturned cars, trash lined streets and violence.

3. I don`t hate whatsoever if some moron is entertained by watching a fat white man chase around a black man and his balls.

so you think everybody is a little gay or just football fans?

good question, but that's a very small amount of people among thousands

just saying that people aren't weird becasue they enjoy something you don't

E
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Post by: StickStickly on January 17, 2011, 04:01:17 PM
the titans have been around for less than 15 years, no way could they have a fanbase as strong as a team that has been around for 50+ years

aren't you from arkhansas? they aren't a true hometown team for you, which makes less of an emotional connection

E
What makes you think im from Arkansas? I am from Tennessee.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 17, 2011, 04:04:33 PM
Every post that True Adonis makes is him TELLING you how it is.

 The guy is a know-it-all of the worst kind. What an unpleasant individual he is. What a huge ego on this guy.
Do most homeless people have internet connections?  ???
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Post by: tonymctones on January 17, 2011, 04:18:12 PM
Nahh... my father was far from overbearing. It was actually my mother i had issues with. I'm sure my lust for cougars is related to some form of Oedipus complex. I am at least aware of these things. However, you sir are horribly confused and hiding in the closet under a pile of Dolce and Gabanna underwear.
hahaha  ;D

lol i am very aware, also aware that it is very telling on the things that you pick up on in regards to football...

while most see it as a competition and understand the reasons for the form fittin uniforms and tackling. You choose to see these things as homosexual and having alterer meanings...I hope you dont shake hands with guys, b/c you may be gay  ;)

lmao
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Post by: tonymctones on January 17, 2011, 04:19:40 PM
Perhaps your overbearing daddy has caused you to have a dark hidden affection for man and desire to be in the daddy figure controlling young men to "go to battle".
lol again it is very telling on what you choose to concentrate one...

sorry like you my pops wasnt the authoritarian type my mother was, and yea i have a thing for cougars too  ;D
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Post by: haider on January 17, 2011, 04:19:48 PM
cliff notes?  ??? anyone?
Misfits feeling better about themselves by attacking popular culture  ;D
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: tonymctones on January 17, 2011, 04:21:19 PM
1. There is no such thing as "straight".

2. Why do they ALWAYS destroy things and decimate other peoples property after these games?  I see the news reports after these things and see a Downtown littered with overturned cars, trash lined streets and violence.

3. I don`t hate whatsoever if some moron is entertained by watching a fat white man chase around a black man and his balls.
if you believe there is no such thing as heterosexuals then you believe there is no such thing as homosexuals

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ;)
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Post by: The True Adonis on January 17, 2011, 04:21:44 PM
if you believe there is no such thing as heterosexuals then you believe there is no such thing as homosexuals

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ;)
Exactly.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: tonymctones on January 17, 2011, 04:22:39 PM
Exactly.
lol so why start a thread talking about the homosexual inuendos of football?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Earl1972 on January 17, 2011, 04:23:21 PM
What makes you think im from Arkansas? I am from Tennessee.

i thought you competed in an arkansas bodybuilding show

E
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 17, 2011, 04:24:07 PM
lol so why start a thread talking about the homosexual inuendos of football?
Oh so now you are finally admitting that they have been there all along.  ;)  Good on you.
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Post by: tonymctones on January 17, 2011, 04:25:35 PM
Oh so now you are finally admitting that they have been there all along.  ;)  Good on you.
wtf are you talking about dumb ass?

you start a thread about football saying its for homos, then say there is no such thing as homos...

cool, realllllll coool
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Post by: StickStickly on January 17, 2011, 04:30:31 PM
i thought you competed in an arkansas bodybuilding show

E
Uhhhhh no... I am a national level competitor though. I was 14 when the Titans came to Nashville. I used to live in Memphis but now i reside in Nashville. Lived in Tennessee most of my whole life. Went to college at LSU though.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: StickStickly on January 17, 2011, 04:31:51 PM
Exactly.
Poor Tommy Mctoes is so myopic and numb nutted that he cannot understand the point being conveyed. So much for his knowledge in psych. I can see all this was WAY over his head and the poor little bugger will be befuddled for days.
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Post by: tonymctones on January 17, 2011, 04:58:29 PM
Poor Tommy Mctoes is so myopic and numb nutted that he cannot understand the point being conveyed. So much for his knowledge in psych. I can see all this was WAY over his head and the poor little bugger will be befuddled for days.
lol since youre TA's gimmick please feel free to explain to me  ;)
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Post by: The True Adonis on January 25, 2011, 04:50:26 PM
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: slate on January 25, 2011, 04:52:37 PM


hey adonis nice to see ur coming back

can i call you apenis like spider man did, which you apparently so cherished?

can I?

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Post by: The True Adonis on January 25, 2011, 05:07:21 PM
hey adonis nice to see ur coming back

can i call you apenis like spider man did, which you apparently so cherished?

can I?


You may.  I wear that title proudly as it was given by a Getbig Legend. 
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Post by: slate on January 25, 2011, 05:08:42 PM
so be it
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Post by: tonymctones on January 25, 2011, 05:12:58 PM

LOL i shit you not when i saw that i thought to myself ohhhh gooodneessss that moron TA is going to have a stroke trying to get that on getbig.
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Post by: Earl1972 on January 25, 2011, 07:26:12 PM
STEELERS MADE IT I CAN'T WAIT FOR NATIONAL JOE SIX PACK DAY :D :D :D

E
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Post by: the anabolic mon on January 25, 2011, 07:33:41 PM
The True Adonis
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Posts: 22115



Old Times There Are Not Forgotten

Old Times They Are Not Forgotten

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Post by: The True Adonis on January 25, 2011, 07:51:55 PM
The True Adonis
Getbig V

Posts: 22115



Old Times There Are Not Forgotten






WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!!!!!!!

Pay attention boy.  I say pat attention:


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Post by: the anabolic mon on January 25, 2011, 07:55:36 PM


WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!!!!!!!

Pay attention boy.  I say pat attention:




No wonder you inbred bastards lost  ;D
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Post by: The True Adonis on January 25, 2011, 07:57:12 PM
No wonder you inbred bastards lost  ;D
You, my friend, are hopeless.
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Post by: the anabolic mon on January 25, 2011, 08:00:31 PM
You, my friend, are hopeless.

You, and the Confederacy, can't spell.
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Post by: The True Adonis on February 05, 2011, 09:23:43 PM
Everyday of its life.
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Post by: Earl1972 on February 05, 2011, 11:16:54 PM
i can't sleep, the excitement and nerves are too much

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Title: I bet THIS video is better than the Pooper Bowl and Aguilera combined.
Post by: The True Adonis on February 07, 2011, 08:12:42 AM
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Post by: YngiweRhoads on February 07, 2011, 08:30:17 AM
Dog isn't 'singing', the app is.

But yes, this video is better.  ;D
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Post by: G_Thang on February 07, 2011, 08:32:17 AM


National Felon League...please use REAL musicians during the half-time show.

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Post by: Kim Jong Bob on February 07, 2011, 08:32:24 AM
lål :D
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Post by: calfzilla on February 08, 2011, 01:28:54 PM
I don't watch the superbowls no interest in football. 
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Post by: The True Adonis on January 05, 2012, 01:24:22 PM
Is it time for this yet again?
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Post by: Irongrip400 on January 05, 2012, 03:54:26 PM
Is it time for this yet again?

Almost dude, almost...
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Post by: The True Adonis on January 30, 2012, 09:42:22 AM
Is it time yet?
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Post by: io856 on January 31, 2012, 03:20:56 AM
lame  ::)
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Post by: The True Adonis on January 31, 2012, 09:18:50 AM
lame  ::)
???
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Marty Champions on January 31, 2012, 01:56:39 PM
not watching the super bowl

adonis why did you quit playing fight night champion like a little pussy. You seem to not be able to handle losing very well

btw ive been getting my ass kicked latley at fight night champion, ive preferd all the fighters that beat me , thus it matches me up with them, and they tend to keep beating me. time for a new strategy

you should really get back into it and stop playing those f a ggy role playing gaymes
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 01, 2012, 11:31:55 AM
not watching the super bowl

adonis why did you quit playing fight night champion like a little pussy. You seem to not be able to handle losing very well

btw ive been getting my ass kicked latley at fight night champion, ive preferd all the fighters that beat me , thus it matches me up with them, and they tend to keep beating me. time for a new strategy

you should really get back into it and stop playing those f a ggy role playing gaymes
I will my friend, I will.  I have just been extremely busy with various projects.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: tu_holmes on February 01, 2012, 11:33:00 AM
You know I will be.

Can't wait!!! It's Queso time!
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Post by: The True Adonis on February 01, 2012, 11:49:41 AM
You know I will be.

Can't wait!!! It's Queso time!
Queso is awesome!  This is something we make a lot when we want something quick and savory.


Try this out.  

1. Heat One tablespoon of Vegetable Oil in a Skillet on Medium High until Shimmering. Take a half pound of Chorizo with casing removed and cook until no longer pink, around 5 Minutes breaking up meat with the back of a wooden spoon in the pan.  

2. Top with 3/4 pound of Grated Queso Cheese and place Skillet under Broiler for 5 minutes or until Melted.  Serve Immediately with warm Tortillas or Chips.






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Post by: tu_holmes on February 01, 2012, 11:50:48 AM
I will make that recipe specifically for my Super Bowl watching!

Sounds delicious!
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Post by: The True Adonis on February 01, 2012, 11:53:19 AM
I will make that recipe specifically for my Super Bowl watching!

Sounds delicious!
Its about the simplest thing to do, but its mind blowingly decadent. 
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Post by: BIG ACH on February 01, 2012, 12:00:59 PM
Its not pants on the ground worthy like the Mr. Thong, but I'm looking forward to slaughtering another big ass pizza on my couch as I watch the event ;D
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Irongrip400 on February 01, 2012, 12:14:11 PM
I will be in St Maarten, and the Ravens aren't in it, so I probably wont be paying much attention, as I'll be relaxing.  On a side note Adonis, can that chorizo be substituted with regular Smithfield Pork? ???
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Post by: The True Adonis on February 05, 2012, 12:14:47 PM
 :-\
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Post by: tu_holmes on February 07, 2012, 10:06:03 AM
Its about the simplest thing to do, but its mind blowingly decadent. 

It was DELICIOUS!!!!!!
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Post by: The True Adonis on February 07, 2012, 05:34:25 PM
It was DELICIOUS!!!!!!
That is awesome my friend!  Its HIGHLY addictive.  I have also been playing around with Nachos lately and have made some interesting creations.

Today I made a Broccoli, Mozzarella and Feta Calzone and an Angel Meringue Pie.  I ran out of Blueberry Boy Bait so I whipped up that dessert quick.

Eclairs and Black and White Cookies are on my list this week to tweak along with Pork Roast in Cranberry Sauce with Cajun Fried Sweet Potatoes.   
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Post by: dr.chimps on February 07, 2012, 05:47:43 PM
That is awesome my friend!  Its HIGHLY addictive.  I have also been playing around with Nachos lately and have made some interesting creations.

Today I made a Broccoli, Mozzarella and Feta Calzone and an Angel Meringue Pie.  I ran out of Blueberry Boy Bait so I whipped up that dessert quick.

Eclairs and Black and White Cookies are on my list this week to tweak along with Pork Roast in Cranberry Sauce with Cajun Fried Sweet Potatoes.   
Sounds like TA has made a gastronomic peace with football. Praise Jesus!
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Twaddle on February 07, 2012, 05:52:08 PM
That is awesome my friend!  Its HIGHLY addictive.  I have also been playing around with Nachos lately and have made some interesting creations.

Today I made a Broccoli, Mozzarella and Feta Calzone and an Angel Meringue Pie.  I ran out of Blueberry Boy Bait   so I whipped up that dessert quick.

Eclairs and Black and White Cookies are on my list this week to tweak along with Pork Roast in Cranberry Sauce with Cajun Fried Sweet Potatoes.   

What in gods name is Blueberry Boy Bait?  Is it used to lure young men?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: pellius on February 08, 2012, 02:29:50 AM
Seriously,, how does one unsubscribed to this thread. It keeps popping back up in my replies section for years now. I need to get rid of it.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: tu_holmes on February 08, 2012, 05:12:03 AM
What in gods name is Blueberry Boy Bait?  Is it used to lure young men?

It is a cake.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Meso_z on February 09, 2012, 01:21:42 AM
Whats "Superbowl"?
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Post by: The True Adonis on December 06, 2012, 01:56:05 PM
Is it time yet?
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Post by: Palpatine Q on December 06, 2012, 02:03:14 PM
Is it time yet?

Two months.

I'm practicing high fives and the coolest way to say "fuck yeah bro" if i go to a bar and watch it  ;D
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on December 06, 2012, 02:04:58 PM
Two months.

I'm practicing high fives and the coolest way to say "fuck yeah bro" if i go to a bar and watch it  ;D
A little "warm-up" before the BIG Game?
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Post by: The True Adonis on December 29, 2012, 06:44:58 PM
Is it time?
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Post by: The True Adonis on December 29, 2012, 06:52:08 PM
[ Invalid YouTube link ]
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Post by: WOOO on December 29, 2012, 06:52:38 PM
are there things?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Twaddle on December 29, 2012, 07:01:02 PM
are there things?

Yes, things.   :D
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on December 30, 2012, 07:17:15 AM
Yes, things.   :D
Did you tell WOOO about your boyfriend?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Twaddle on December 30, 2012, 08:14:11 AM
Did you tell WOOO about your boyfriend?

Says the man who's hobbies include: gardening, baking, shoes, furniture, leather.   ???  :D
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: NotSure on December 30, 2012, 08:36:30 AM
Ahhh yes... Nationals man love closeted man cave homosex day. Does anyone know what date the excrementitous event will be held on because i have absolutely no interest being caught at the gym and prodded for what the "ball game" score is and getting shocked offended looks when i show no interest. Not to mention, wear any football related junk t-shirts i have so people have an excuse to approach me and ask if i ever played ball for such and such team or if i support team x. Frakking embarrassing.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on December 30, 2012, 09:48:30 AM
Ahhh yes... Nationals man love closeted man cave homosex day. Does anyone know what date the excrementitous event will be held on because i have absolutely no interest being caught at the gym and prodded for what the "ball game" score is and getting shocked offended looks when i show no interest. Not to mention, wear any football related junk t-shirts i have so people have an excuse to approach me and ask if i ever played ball for such and such team or if i support team x. Frakking embarrassing.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Andy Griffin on December 30, 2012, 01:45:51 PM
Fellow gymgoer:  Hey, man, have you seen the score of the game?

Me:  Do you even lift??



end of conversation
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Post by: The True Adonis on February 01, 2013, 08:56:43 AM
Is it time yet?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Twaddle on February 01, 2013, 09:08:49 AM
Is it time yet?

Yes, it's almost time.  Fire up the smoker!   :D
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Post by: The True Adonis on February 03, 2013, 02:05:10 PM
Is it time yet?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Marty Champions on February 03, 2013, 02:10:48 PM
Fellow gymgoer:  Hey, man, have you seen the score of the game?

Me:  Do you even lift??



end of conversation

lol
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Post by: The True Adonis on December 08, 2013, 07:05:02 PM
Is it time yet?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Marty Champions on December 08, 2013, 07:06:18 PM
Is it time yet?
national cock eating day of peace
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Earl1972 on December 08, 2013, 09:35:13 PM
Is it time yet?

about two more months

my team is clearly out of it but i can't wait

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Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 05, 2014, 07:59:40 PM
Did this happen yet?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: calfzilla on January 05, 2014, 08:53:46 PM
Hate when football season overlaps with basketball season. I don't like the sports bar having a football game on the big screen when I want the basketball game on.

Football:  the sport where the most interesting thing about the Super Bowl is when the stadium lights go out.  ::)
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Post by: The Ugly on January 05, 2014, 10:00:15 PM
Can't wait.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Mclovin on January 06, 2014, 09:31:35 AM
Did this happen yet?
The Super Bowl is on Feb 2nd. Love this thread by the way!
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 06, 2014, 09:35:03 AM
The Super Bowl is on Feb 2nd. Love this thread by the way!
Ok, so we still have got some time to get our man caves ready.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Mclovin on January 06, 2014, 09:45:31 AM
Ok, so we still have got some time to get our man caves ready.

However, we do have the college football national championship tonight.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 06, 2014, 09:54:37 AM
However, we do have the college football national championship tonight.
Are there any bodybuilders in it?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: flex933 on January 06, 2014, 10:39:58 AM
I see it as national bonehead day also....but I see a lot of other things like that also. Like black Friday...the day PlayStation 4 cameout....society making up silly days like sweeties day or national doughnut day. I find that all silly....but all in all whatever floats your boat.
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Post by: The True Adonis on January 30, 2014, 06:55:14 PM
Did it happen yet?
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Post by: The Ugly on January 30, 2014, 07:53:29 PM
Did it happen yet?

Sunday, bro. You will be watching.
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Post by: The True Adonis on January 30, 2014, 07:58:10 PM
Sunday, bro. You will be watching.
No.  I will probably be playing Skyrim or baking St. Johnsberry`s Eclairs.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The Ugly on January 30, 2014, 08:00:23 PM
No.  I will probably be playing Skyrim or baking St. Johnsberry`s Eclairs.

It's ok to do the gay stuff with the game on, buddy.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: pellius on January 30, 2014, 08:42:33 PM
I look forward to Super Bowl Sunday. I can go to the gym and have the place to myself.
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Post by: The True Adonis on October 16, 2014, 02:03:31 PM
The time is drawing near I suspect. 
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Post by: The True Adonis on December 20, 2014, 01:30:47 AM
I need an update.  Is this going to happen soon?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Earl1972 on December 22, 2014, 09:16:46 PM
I need an update.  Is this going to happen soon?

my steelers are back in the playoffs

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Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on December 22, 2014, 09:17:36 PM
my steelers are back in the playoffs

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FUCK THE STEELERS
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Post by: The True Adonis on December 23, 2014, 08:12:15 AM
my steelers are back in the playoffs

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When did you start playing for the team or are you just on the practice squad?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Earl1972 on December 23, 2014, 12:42:43 PM
When did you start playing for the team or are you just on the practice squad?

i played for them back around the time you earned your degree in nutrition and the culinary arts

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Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on December 23, 2014, 01:25:36 PM
i played for them back around the time you earned your degree in nutrition and the culinary arts

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???
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Andy Griffin on December 24, 2014, 05:42:15 PM
???

Despite having a losing record, our local team (Carolina) has an opportunity to make the playoffs, and many of my coworkers (most of whom don't even lift) have been saying things like "we are going to kill the Falcons on Sunday"   ::)
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 30, 2015, 04:03:43 PM
Is it time yet?

Are you guys depressed that its all coming to an end again this year, or is it over already?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 30, 2015, 04:06:40 PM
Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?

Count me as one of the intellectual few who will not be among the viewership this weekend of bonehead day.  I care not to see men act like morons as they are degraded in plain view with full recognizance to this fact as in between their sessions of lustful and cleverly disguised Man-Envy they will be surely interrupted every break only to be willfully beaten by the hammer of stupidity and nailed to the cross of mediocrity as they further the meme of what constitutes "manliness" (beer swilling, obese, moronic) all the while donning a smile on the face like some accepting deranged and clueless masochistic automatic polyanna, relegated to an asylum full of welcoming fellow perverts, rubes and un-savories as the painted and inebriated individuals dance their intelligence and dignity away as their minds slip only deeper into a crafted mental prison with little hope of escapement.


Rings as true as ever. 
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: King Shizzo on January 30, 2015, 04:10:57 PM
Getbig is in a sad state when Adam has to bump his old threads for attention.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 30, 2015, 04:14:25 PM
Getbig is in a sad state when Adam has to bump his old threads for attention.
You are in a sad state because you are a flabby mess in perpetual depression.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Earl1972 on January 30, 2015, 04:15:58 PM
Is it time yet?

Are you guys depressed that its all coming to an end again this year, or is it over already?

two more days, can't wait

the end of the season is always depressing because that means no more football for several months, it also sucks to see a team other than MY TEAM win the super bowl

but i think that's part of what makes football great, they don't have too many games so you never get that feeling of overkill and it makes each game seem important

i don't understand why anybody watches nba or nhl games before april, there's way too many and they feel meaningless

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Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 30, 2015, 04:17:10 PM
Getbig is in a sad state when Adam has to bump his old threads for attention.

I think the Mighty Adonis knows more about football than you or I..hes just doing what he does.

Its too strategic..too much like war for him not to like it.


Bramperton F. Pimmpcenter.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 30, 2015, 04:18:47 PM
Showing some promise, Power Rod. Maybe want to run that poesy by an editor for some pointers. Not a bad first effort, tho.  ;D 

The poesy or the poetry?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 30, 2015, 04:18:52 PM
two more days, can't wait

the end of the season is always depressing because that means no more football for several months, it also sucks to see a team other than MY TEAM win the super bowl

but i think that's part of what makes football great, they don't have too many games so you never get that feeling of overkill and it makes each game seem important

i don't understand why anybody watches nba or nhl games before april, there's way too many and they feel meaningless

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Is there any worth in taping the games and then re-watching them?  I remember people used to tape the games on their VCR and I always wondered why they did it.  I never once remember anyone ever re-watching their games.  Perhaps they did it behind closed doors with Lupiderm and never spoke about it?   ???
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 30, 2015, 04:21:36 PM
I think the Mighty Adonis knows more about football than you or I..hes just doing what he does.

Its too strategic..too much like war for him not to like it.


Bramperton F. Pimmpcenter.
Trust me, I would never waste a second on uneducated criminals playing children`s games under a religious guise.

Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: King Shizzo on January 30, 2015, 04:25:44 PM
You are in a sad state because you are a flabby mess in perpetual depression.
You mad? Enlightened individuals should not feel the need to talk down to others.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 30, 2015, 04:28:43 PM
You mad? Enlightened individuals should not feel the need to talk down to others.
Not at all.  You may have been when you stated "Getbig is in a sad state when Adam has to bump his old threads for attention."


You will see this thread every single year around this time, so get used to it.  Maybe next year you can view it and weigh 10 lbs less.  Think about it, then in 7 years, if you keep it up, you will be 70 lbs less.  Use this thread to motivate you.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Earl1972 on January 30, 2015, 04:29:59 PM
Is there any worth in taping the games and then re-watching them?  I remember people used to tape the games on their VCR and I always wondered why they did it.  I never once remember anyone ever re-watching their games.  Perhaps they did it behind closed doors with Lupiderm and never spoke about it?   ???

i used to have all the steelers super bowl games and afc championships on vhs but i replaced them with dvd

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Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Earl1972 on January 30, 2015, 04:30:51 PM
Not at all.  You may have been when you stated "Getbig is in a sad state when Adam has to bump his old threads for attention."


You will see this thread every single year around this time, so get used to it.  Maybe next year you can view it and weigh 10 lbs less.  Think about it, then in 7 years, if you keep it up, you will be 70 lbs less.  Use this thread to motivate you.

this thread always brings back good memories for me because you created it two days before my steelers won a record 6th super bowl

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Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: King Shizzo on January 30, 2015, 04:34:06 PM
this thread always brings back good memories for me because you created it two days before my steelers won a record 6th super bowl

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Dust off those old beta max's then gramps. Watch a real team (Patriots) perform on sunday.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Earl1972 on January 30, 2015, 04:37:08 PM
Dust off those old beta max's then gramps. Watch a real team (Patriots) perform on sunday.

as of right now, the steelers have won 2 super bowls since the last time the pats won

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Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: King Shizzo on January 30, 2015, 04:38:45 PM
as of right now, the steelers have won 2 super bowls since the last time the pats won

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We don't care about the facts around here.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 30, 2015, 04:39:23 PM
Dust off those old beta max's then gramps. Watch a real team (Patriots) perform on sunday.

Great team.

The cheating thing has only gotten worse though.   Spygate was "eh....whatever"  really didnt register for me.  This is fkng cheating.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: King Shizzo on January 30, 2015, 04:44:08 PM
Great team.

The cheating thing has only gotten worse though.   Spygate was "eh....whatever"  really didnt register for me.  This is fkng cheating.
I don't think they will be able to prove shit. Seems like the refs fucked up the situation too.

It will probably be thrown out do to the negligence of the ref, who approved the balls.

Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 30, 2015, 04:49:44 PM
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I don't think they will be able to prove shit. Seems like the refs fucked up the situation too.

It will probably be thrown out do to the negligence of the ref, who approved the balls.



I agree that nothing will come of it.

Not going to go off on a tangent
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: oldtimer1 on January 30, 2015, 05:01:15 PM
Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?

Count me as one of the intellectual few who will not be among the viewership this weekend of bonehead day.  I care not to see men act like morons as they are degraded in plain view with full recognizance to this fact as in between their sessions of lustful and cleverly disguised Man-Envy they will be surely interrupted every break only to be willfully beaten by the hammer of stupidity and nailed to the cross of mediocrity as they further the meme of what constitutes "manliness" (beer swilling, obese, moronic) all the while donning a smile on the face like some accepting deranged and clueless masochistic automatic polyanna, relegated to an asylum full of welcoming fellow perverts, rubes and un-savories as the painted and inebriated individuals dance their intelligence and dignity away as their minds slip only deeper into a crafted mental prison with little hope of escapement.



Intellectuals don't write run on sentences. You have two or more independent clauses.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: pellius on January 31, 2015, 01:20:58 AM
That guy should play regardless of whether his wife is giving birth or not.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: keanu on January 31, 2015, 02:32:34 AM
That guy should play regardless of whether his wife is giving birth or not.

Intellectuals don't bodybuild religiously for over 10 years and weigh 160 either. Adonis is in his own world. #irrelevant
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Andy Griffin on January 31, 2015, 03:46:09 AM
It's bad enough during the regular season that the NFL is an endless commercial disguised as a football game...but it gets worse during the playoffs and especially during the Super Bowl.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: bradistani on January 31, 2015, 11:02:06 AM
Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?

Count me as one of the intellectual few who will not be among the viewership this weekend of bonehead day.  I care not to see men act like morons as they are degraded in plain view with full recognizance to this fact as in between their sessions of lustful and cleverly disguised Man-Envy they will be surely interrupted every break only to be willfully beaten by the hammer of stupidity and nailed to the cross of mediocrity as they further the meme of what constitutes "manliness" (beer swilling, obese, moronic) all the while donning a smile on the face like some accepting deranged and clueless masochistic automatic polyanna, relegated to an asylum full of welcoming fellow perverts, rubes and un-savories as the painted and inebriated individuals dance their intelligence and dignity away as their minds slip only deeper into a crafted mental prison with little hope of escapement.



you've missed a trick here you know adonis. with your cooking skills, just imagine the fucking awesome superbowl party you could throw. your dips, volovants and mini pizzas would give you statewide fame, making you superbowl king, or somesuch. your do's wouuld be the stuff of legend 8)
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Man of Steel on January 31, 2015, 12:01:33 PM
I enjoy watching football.

This should be a fun game.

I'll be watching with family and close friends.

A good time will be had by all.

Not a drop of alcohol will be consumed either.

Go Hawks!!

TA if you and the Mrs. were in town you'd be welcome to join us.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The Ugly on January 31, 2015, 06:15:10 PM
Damn, this season just flew by, caught maybe five games total. I feel cheated. My boy Peyton didn't look so good in the games I saw.

Go Hawks?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Da
Post by: Howard on January 31, 2015, 06:29:21 PM
How is this scenario to be played out and is it scripted in your favor?

Exit Question:  This "enjoyment" with "friends"....Does it have anything to do with Ted Haggard`s recent media blitz and/or jubilation over Sean Penn winning Best Actor for Milk at the SAG awards?

I'd enjoy meeting you in person sometime? You may be smarter then me, but wtf
I like watching pro sports but I don't get into pundit talk or fantasy leagues, etc
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on December 15, 2015, 04:06:12 PM
Is it time yet?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: calfzilla on December 15, 2015, 07:12:27 PM
Is it time yet?

X2. Hate going into a sports bar and having to listen to football on the tvs.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: pellius on December 17, 2015, 12:43:44 AM
Is it time yet?

This thread never gets old.

And it reminds me that this is football season.

Good luck to whoever is playing this year.

Big fan of sports even though I don't follow any of them except MMA.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 26, 2016, 03:41:43 PM
So when is this garbage supposed to take place or is it over yet? 
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Master Blaster on January 26, 2016, 10:41:53 PM
So when is this garbage supposed to take place or is it over yet? 

February 7th. (Sunday)

You make no sense, you celebrate the Olde Tyme recipes and Americana, but you shy away from the modern ones. I'm tempted to suggest that intelligence and folk wisdom are mutually exclusive. The Super Bowl is an excuse to drink and be merry. It is incredibly American, and it is an excuse to cook up some amazing shit.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 26, 2016, 10:43:50 PM
February 7th. (Sunday)

You make no sense, you celebrate the Olde Tyme recipes and Americana, but you shy away from the modern ones. I'm tempted to suggest that intelligence and folk wisdom are mutually exclusive. The Super Bowl is an excuse to drink and be merry. It is incredibly American, and it is an excuse to cook up some amazing shit.
Why do you need to watch black men criminals chasing themselves and their balls around to do any of that?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Master Blaster on January 26, 2016, 10:52:03 PM
Why do you need to watch black men criminals chasing themselves and their balls around to do any of that?

It's a shared activity. The best and worst of us. Millions of us. You throw up your hands, you laugh at the sheer absurdity of being alive on this crazy blue marble. You cheer for the good guys!

And you fucking stuff your face and get shit faced off all that top shelf booze and grub you have been meaning to break out. Hopefully with friends and family.

Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Twaddle on January 27, 2016, 06:08:56 AM
It's a shared activity. The best and worst of us. Millions of us. You throw up your hands, you laugh at the sheer absurdity of being alive on this crazy blue marble. You cheer for the good guys!

And you fucking stuff your face and get shit faced off all that top shelf booze and grub you have been meaning to break out. Hopefully with friends and family.



(http://www.vegasvipservices.com/nightlife-guide/superbowl/super-bowl-party-Las-Vegas.jpg)
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 27, 2016, 01:57:14 PM
It's a shared activity. The best and worst of us. Millions of us. You throw up your hands, you laugh at the sheer absurdity of being alive on this crazy blue marble. You cheer for the good guys!

And you fucking stuff your face and get shit faced off all that top shelf booze and grub you have been meaning to break out. Hopefully with friends and family.


What happens if you don't have any family and don't want any friends?  ???
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: drkaje on January 27, 2016, 02:08:08 PM
Will be watching the Superbowl with friends, family, Scotch, and cigars!
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 07, 2016, 07:36:12 PM
Is it over yet?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: cephissus on February 08, 2016, 03:13:36 AM
didn't want to watch it, but felt obligated to visit my parents

spent the whole time stretching -- this actually put me in a great mood.  good way to 'make gains' while stuck somewhere you don't wanna be.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: grubbiergoose on February 08, 2016, 03:58:08 AM
I was at the gym during. Normally Sundays the least crowded day there was 10 people in the whole place.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Parker on February 08, 2016, 05:50:18 AM
I was at the gym during. Normally Sundays the least crowded day there was 10 people in the whole place.
Sundays, especially morning is the best time to do chest or arms. Nobody there to bother you, and you don't have to wait for equipment.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 08, 2016, 06:00:15 AM
Dude Love-day
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Earl1972 on February 08, 2016, 12:32:53 PM
Is it over yet?

you didn't watch it this year with carolina in the game?

E
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on February 08, 2016, 12:56:06 PM
you didn't watch it this year with carolina in the game?

E
Nope.  I couldn't care less.  They have nothing to do with North Carolina at all.  The players come from all over so what is tying them to NC other than the stadium that tax payers were forced to pay for at a loss so grown men can watch other grown men play a homoerotic children's game?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 03, 2017, 07:27:10 PM
Is this happening soon or what?  I still can't believe people tune into watch criminals chase each other, lusting and fighting over brown balls.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Eyeball Chambers on January 03, 2017, 07:45:10 PM
Is this happening soon or what?  I still can't believe people tune into watch criminals chase each other, lusting and fighting over brown balls.



I cannot stand this dumb shit. I show up to drink at Frickers and the place is packed with big fat retards who become drunk from drinking three tall shitty beers.

Not my style, not at all...
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on January 03, 2017, 10:52:11 PM
Is this happening soon or what?  I still can't believe people tune into watch criminals chase each other, lusting and fighting over brown balls.


You've not been around much, TA.  Whatca been up to???
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 04, 2017, 01:55:36 PM

You've not been around much, TA.  Whatca been up to???
Addicted to Battlefield 1.   :-X
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 29, 2018, 06:58:04 PM
Did this already happen or are you homos erect and thus ready to be enthralled once again by black men and their balls?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on January 29, 2018, 09:17:29 PM
Addicted to Battlefield 1.   :-X


good game ;D
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Earl1972 on January 29, 2018, 09:18:28 PM
Did this already happen or are you homos erect and thus ready to be enthralled once again by black men and their balls?

if i would skip any super bowl, this is the one to skip

E
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: wes on January 29, 2018, 11:05:21 PM
I will be watching my New England Patriots trounce Philly !  :D
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Ronnie Rep on January 30, 2018, 10:52:06 AM
I will be watching my New England Patriots trounce Philly !  :D
Fletcher Cox and company will be taking Brady out. ;)
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Tennisballz on January 30, 2018, 01:43:08 PM
Ah yes, the superbowl.  Where Americas retards come together and watch men, who, would never even acknowledge their existence play football.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: wes on January 30, 2018, 01:52:02 PM
Fletcher Cox and company will be taking Brady out. ;)
I LOL`ed on this one my friend!!  :D
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: tres_taco_combo on January 30, 2018, 08:43:42 PM
as an eagles fan i will be watching
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 31, 2018, 05:48:38 PM

You've not been around much, TA.  Whatca been up to???
Bought a Corvette so I have been Corvetting. haha

Still training hard.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Irongrip400 on January 31, 2018, 05:51:32 PM
Bought a Corvette so I have been Corvetting. haha

Still training hard.

What year corvette?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: The True Adonis on January 12, 2019, 04:55:40 PM
Did this happen already?
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: SF1900 on January 12, 2019, 05:11:31 PM
Did this happen already?

yes it did. cleveland browns won.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Twaddle on January 12, 2019, 07:51:03 PM
yes it did. cleveland browns won.

It was a good game.  Bayer Makfield blew it up.   :)
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: pellius on January 12, 2019, 07:56:55 PM
This thread has potential.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: SF1900 on January 12, 2019, 07:58:33 PM
It was a good game.  Bayer Makfield blew it up.   :)

So did Wayne Gretzky!
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: SOMEPARTS on February 02, 2020, 08:50:45 PM
PIP The True Adonis.  :D
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: SOMEPARTS on February 02, 2020, 08:51:19 PM
Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?

Count me as one of the intellectual few who will not be among the viewership this weekend of bonehead day.  I care not to see men act like morons as they are degraded in plain view with full recognizance to this fact as in between their sessions of lustful and cleverly disguised Man-Envy they will be surely interrupted every break only to be willfully beaten by the hammer of stupidity and nailed to the cross of mediocrity as they further the meme of what constitutes "manliness" (beer swilling, obese, moronic) all the while donning a smile on the face like some accepting deranged and clueless masochistic automatic polyanna, relegated to an asylum full of welcoming fellow perverts, rubes and un-savories as the painted and inebriated individuals dance their intelligence and dignity away as their minds slip only deeper into a crafted mental prison with little hope of escapement.


Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Twaddle on February 02, 2020, 09:13:23 PM
PIP The True Adonis.  :D

LMAO.  Guess the poor bastard still can't post.   :D
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Marty Champions on February 03, 2020, 06:19:01 AM
Adonis is shreedded from cheese and mountain dew and jefferson truffle pie
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Twaddle on February 03, 2020, 07:12:34 AM
Adonis is shreedded from cheese and mountain dew and jefferson truffle pie

LMAO!

I doubt Adonis can afford Jefferson's Truffle Pie.   ;D
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: tom joad on February 12, 2022, 03:23:29 PM
Any Getbiggers competing in this?

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FLK4T45XEAAGpmY?format=jpg&name=medium)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FLVdUbbX0AkLWV-?format=jpg&name=large)
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Thin Lizzy on February 12, 2022, 04:01:04 PM
Professional sports have completely lost me. I can’t name a single player on either team.
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Gym-Rat on February 12, 2022, 04:29:00 PM
wife asked me today who was in the superbowl
I had zero clue
no need
i do know that mo shabban is out of the arnold
nate deasha is out of the arnold
arnies a looney-leftist
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: GymnJuice on February 13, 2022, 06:05:36 AM
Couldn't care less who wins. Gym will be empty so will train chest.  ;D
Title: Re: Who here will not be tuning in to National Joe Six Pack Closeted Man Love Day?
Post by: Marty Champions on February 13, 2022, 03:07:31 PM
Nope.  I couldn't care less.  They have nothing to do with North Carolina at all.  The players come from all over so what is tying them to NC other than the stadium that tax payers were forced to pay for at a loss so grown men can watch other grown men play a homoerotic children's game?
x2