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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: johnnynoname on April 22, 2009, 01:59:07 PM
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......when clients don't give you 24 hour notice before cancelling and you can charge there ass.
3 cancellations todays that didn't give me 24 hour notice
KA CHING
easier than collecting picture posting royalties from fat dave
thanx bitches, you i just got a free pair of andrew christian undies
http://www.freshpair.com/Andrew-Christian-Espana-Trunk-9102E.html (http://www.freshpair.com/Andrew-Christian-Espana-Trunk-9102E.html)
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johnny, you seem like a good guy, and a good poster, but you sure seem to spend A LOT of time focusing on your underwear
shouldn't you be spending that time trying to get into women's underwear? and i don't mean wearing them ;D
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can i see a physiue shot jonny. i know ur lean and smallish but wud liek to seee a clear shoto please
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How many people do you train per day?
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Anyone who has ever picked up a weight should never use johnny
I mean that
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:-\
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How many people do you train per day?
3-5
i know-it's nothing so i'm not bragging at all
I still keep my second/third/....fourth job
johnny, you seem like a good guy, and a good poster, but you sure seem to spend A LOT of time focusing on your underwear
what can I say- I'm a product of unmarried couple- blame them for my absurd vanity
btw, i'm not trying to be sarcastic- I KNOW THAT MY VANITY IS OVERCOMPENSATION FOR SOME SORT OF MOMMY/DADDY ISSUE I'M REPRESSING
can i see a physiue shot jonny. i know ur lean and smallish but wud liek to seee a clear shoto please
i just took this one like 15 minutes ago
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/0422091.jpg)
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Nice hair!
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Nice hair!
EXCELLENT ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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EXCELLENT ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Just messing with you bro! :D
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Just messing with you bro! :D
no offense taken
her hair is off the chain
it frames her face nicely
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btw, I feel the need to remind everyone that i am indeed a straight man
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serious, and i know gay, question for you johnny, how do you get that tan? i must say it's perfect and i mean that in a completely heterosexual way :D
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serious, and i know gay, question for you johnny, how do you get that tan? i must say it's perfect and i mean that in a completely heterosexual way :D
a combo of genetics (both my grandfathers were Italians who -get this- either married a Iranian woman or a Spainish woman), a strong tanning bed and a good, high quality, aloe vera based bronzer (preferbly something from RS Sun) and a good moisturizer after tanning and after showering
did i fail to mention that i can calculate a slugging percentage in baseball, btw?
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Johnny any shots straight on? All yours are from that same twist angle.
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a combo of genetics (both my grandfathers were Italians who -get this- either married a Iranian woman or a Spainish woman), a strong tanning bed and a good, high quality, aloe vera based bronzer (preferbly something from RS Sun) and a good moisturizer after tanning and after showering
did i fail to mention that i can calculate a slugging percentage in baseball, btw?
ha, nothing gay about a couple guys talking about tanning ;D but just in case, i can't believe the way the ball is flying out of the new yankee stadium
yeah i do the tanning bed thing but it can leave some uneven places i've tried the bronzers but damn they smell so bad
i'll have to try the RS Sun bronzer
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(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/0422091.jpg)
You are looking younger here than your official photography
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are your parents unmarried but still together?
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johnnynoname has succeeded in outing the homos of this site much better than anyone from the squad simply by posting shots of his
incredibly luscious and lickable body.
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i just took this one like 15 minutes ago
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/0422091.jpg)
Don't mumble Salvatore!!!
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johnny, are you the guy in the Phoenix Arizona area? i'm just trying to remember if i ever asked you a question before :-)
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Don't mumble Salvatore!!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
I KNOW
again, i had this habit of mumbling with my clients (my PT clients, not my johns haha) when i trained them in the later part of the night cuz i was exhausted so i made the post it on my mirror that said "Don't mumble" to remind me- it worked
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johnny, are you the guy in the Phoenix Arizona area? i'm just trying to remember if i ever asked you a question before :-)
i was at the time
johnnynoname has succeeded in outing the homos of this site much better than anyone from the squad simply by posting shots of his incredibly luscious and lickable body.
i've done it very efficently might i add
are your parents unmarried but still together?
doesn't really matter- they're both assholes
You are looking younger here than your official photography
yes...i discovered the fountain of youth.......semen
yeah, i said it
Johnny any shots straight on? All yours are from that same twist angle.
the twist angle is more flattering to my obliques
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Would be an ideal job... It would keep me from taking these damn 6 month off training binges.
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the twist angle is more flattering to my obliques
Agreed, but just wondering if you had any straight on to compare. Seems like ever picture I see if the exact same with just underwear changing color. :)
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Agreed, but just wondering if you had any straight on to compare. Seems like ever picture I see if the exact same with just underwear changing color. :)
it's not bad but my side shot is the best
why take a shot when it isn't the best
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it's not bad but my side shot is the best
why take a shot when it isn't the best
right on, so what area are you in now?
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right on, so what area are you in now?
albany ny..
...and it sucks....BIG TIME
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albany ny..
...and it sucks....BIG TIME
omg wtf r u doing there? lol
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omg wtf r u doing there? lol
suffering a HUGE dry spell haha
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it's not bad but my side shot is the best
why take a shot when it isn't the best
Damn you johnny.
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suffering a HUGE dry spell haha
i'm suppose to see the Dalai Lama there in a few weeks
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i'm suppose to see the Dalai Lama there in a few weeks
he fucking cancelled
could you believe it-even he knows how much it sux here
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he fucking cancelled
could you believe it-even he knows how much it sux here
i believe it's back on but at the palace threater
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suffering a HUGE dry spell haha
::) ::) ::)
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a combo of genetics (both my grandfathers were Italians who -get this- either married a Iranian woman or a Spainish woman), a strong tanning bed and a good, high quality, aloe vera based bronzer (preferbly something from RS Sun) and a good moisturizer after tanning and after showering
did i fail to mention that i can calculate a slugging percentage in baseball, btw?
Johnny bro, you should use Siren by Designer Skin and Combined with that 10 min. tanning bed!!
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i believe it's back on but at the palace threater
I'll google it now
the dahli lama is friends with richard gere
RICHARD FUCKING GERE
::) ::) ::)
It's true...i asked a girl for her number today and she gave the whole "i got a boyfriend" rap
..girl
Johnny bro, you should use Siren by Designer Skin and Combined with that 10 min. tanning bed!!
*takes notes*
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btw, I feel the need to remind everyone that i am indeed a straight man
You are the man ;D
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Johnny! you look like you have HIV lipoatrophy on your face...
you should check your HIV status man...
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seriously johnny you need to start eating and enjoying life, you must have hunger pains throughout the whole day just to look like that. This is what a man should look like.
(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff301/torquer23/FinalCountdown_Feb1.jpg)
jt
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Johnny! you look like you have HIV lipoatrophy on your face...
you should check your HIV status man...
translation
"i'm a self hating permabulker"
seriously johnny you need to start eating and enjoying life, you must have hunger pains throughout the whole day just to look like that. This is what a man should look like.
(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff301/torquer23/FinalCountdown_Feb1.jpg)
jt
takes no work to maintain my leanness
but i agree...that is what a real man looks like
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albany ny..
...and it sucks....BIG TIME
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????? are u not in NYC
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what do you mean it takes no work, what do you eat during the typical day? Are you on tons of fat burners or something?
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(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/salvatorewrx/0422091.jpg)
epic clark kent esque hair
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albany ny..
...and it sucks....BIG TIME
I thought you were a Manhattan-ite?
what happened?
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Third and fourth jobs?? You can make a very nice living training 14-22 clients per day. And thats just in PT.
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johnny you should go into stripping your already lean all the time so it would work out well for you.
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Third and fourth jobs?? You can make a very nice living training 14-22 clients per day. And thats just in PT.
22 clients in a day???
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22 clients in a day???
Obviously 30 min. sessions.
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No, full 1 hour sessions. No more than doubles. We also have a seperate division for athletes only.
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WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????? are u not in NYC
I thought you were a Manhattan-ite?
what happened?
i was there living with my half brother but i can't afford it anymore
been in albany since august
what do you mean it takes no work, what do you eat during the typical day? Are you on tons of fat burners or something?
again, good genes
I eat well and my primary form of cardio is the tabata protocol but honestly i'm really just a typical ectomorph with some muscle tone
GOD BLESS you mediteranean genes
johnny you should go into stripping your already lean all the time so it would work out well for you.
i did in NYC and i'm trying to get hired by the big agency over here but the owner doesn't return my emails
I'm not gonna go the route of booking myself- it is too much of a hassle
Third and fourth jobs?? You can make a very nice living training 14-22 clients per day. And thats just in PT.
the gym takes a good cut of my hour
btw, i know i'm a schmuck for working as a PT for a major gym but honestly i'm not up to going out on my own yet
plus, working for the gym gives me the facility and i train under there liability insurance (..at least, i think- i haven't killed anyone yet, so i dont know hahah)
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Just curious why would anyone hire you?
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Just curious why would anyone hire you?
cuz they aren't very smart...duh?!
then again, on the same extent, why are there fat personal trainers who have 40 appts a week?!
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Indeed you are the man
Do you just fuck girls or ever kinda stay with them for a while?
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albany ny..
...and it sucks....BIG TIME
Ouch!
You can't find something in Bklyn or Queens?
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Ouch!
You can't find something in Bklyn or Queens?
oh albany aint that bad and it's hotter than utica or rome haha
and it's 2.5 hours north of nyc
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oh albany aint that bad and it's hotter than utica or rome haha
and it's 2.5 hours north of nyc
The real armpit of that area is Troy.
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Indeed you are the man
Do you just fuck girls or ever kinda stay with them for a while?
i take what i can get right now because girls (...and i know that this is gonna be a BIG SHOCK but...) kinda sorta don' t like "pretty boys"
...c unts ;D
The real armpit of that area is Troy.
very true
the only way you get pussy there is if you one of those heavily tattooed irish dudes who drink alot
I drink alot but i'm not irish, i'm not heavily tattooed and i'm secure enough of my masculinity that i don't have to always start a fight
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i take what i can get right now because girls (...and i know that this is gonna be a BIG SHOCK but...) kinda sorta don' t like "pretty boys"
...c unts ;D
very true
the only way you get pussy there is if you one of those heavily tattooed irish dudes who drink alot
I drink alot but i'm not irish, i'm not heavily tattooed and i'm secure enough of my masculinity that i don't have to always start a fight
so you're in troy not albany condolences bro i have a cousin in bennington and have driven through troy numerous time
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so you're in troy not albany condolences bro i have a cousin in bennington and have driven through troy numerous time
i'm not in troy
....i just know it is a absolute shithole
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So you claim to have multiple jobs, but yet still find time to post on here all day every day?
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So you claim to have multiple jobs, but yet still find time to post on here all day every day?
who, me?
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So you claim to have multiple jobs, but yet still find time to post on here all day every day?
yes but they don't run concurrent
one weekend i might be tending bar
one weekend i might be waiting tables
being a trainer doesn't take 40 hours a week- you work when you work
the "modeling" thing isn't a consistent booking- i'm lucky to get a booking every 1-3 weeks
so yeah, i got multiple jobs but they don't run at the same time, dave
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......when clients don't give you 24 hour notice before cancelling and you can charge there ass.
3 cancellations todays that didn't give me 24 hour notice
KA CHING
easier than collecting picture posting royalties from fat dave
thanx bitches, you i just got a free pair of andrew christian undies
http://www.freshpair.com/Andrew-Christian-Espana-Trunk-9102E.html (http://www.freshpair.com/Andrew-Christian-Espana-Trunk-9102E.html)
great way to become hated, lose business and referrals, poof-boy
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great way to become hated, lose business and referrals, poof-boy
don't worry
...i get a feeling my clients don't read this forum
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don't worry
...i get a feeling my clients don't read this forum
yeah, but THEY can read YOU
I am sure you can do okay
even a shit-shovellor from sacramento can tell bullshit, tho
you will just, overall, do less business
all good
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yeah, but THEY can read YOU
I am sure you can do okay
even a shit-shovellor from sacramento can tell bullshit, tho
you will just, overall, do less business
all good
doesn't really matter though
see, i got a rich father who wasn't around the first 25 years of my life and he has decided to win my love back by paying my rent and car note so it all works out in the end ;D
btw, i've come to terms with the fact that i'm a scumbag/tool/ aspiring "douchebag"
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doesn't really matter though
see, i got a rich father who wasn't around the first 25 years of my life and he has decided to win my love back by paying my rent and car note so it all works out in the end ;D
btw, i've come to terms with the fact that i'm a scumbag/tool/ aspiring "douchebag"
just curious, they didnt offer vocationsl skill schools where you were educated or was that sort of thing beneath you?
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don't worry
...i get a feeling my clients don't read this forum
This is Getbig. There = a chance that some stalker will make sure your posts fall into the "right hands". ;D
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Albany is a shit hole.when Guiliani went on his cleaning spree in NYC alot of the scum he cleaned out moved to Albany.
Saratoga is sweet in the summer.
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doesn't really matter though
see, i got a rich father who wasn't around the first 25 years of my life and he has decided to win my love back by paying my rent and car note so it all works out in the end ;D
btw, i've come to terms with the fact that i'm a scumbag/tool/ aspiring "douchebag"
cool.
Quick Trump story:
Trump can ALWAYS tell the person at lunch who inherited any kind of money or wealth.
THAT person is always the LAST (or, never the one) person to offer to pay.
They earned none of their money on their own
know they have no way to re-earn or generate more
so
they are stingy and afraid
Johnny, pray tell
You do NOT live a life of stinginess or fear
do you???
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Albany is a shit hole.when Guiliani went on his cleaning spree in NYC alot of the scum he cleaned out moved to Albany.
Saratoga is sweet in the summer.
a weekend maybe unless you know a horse doctor
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just curious, they didnt offer vocationsl skill schools where you were educated or was that sort of thing beneath you?
they did- i just didn't care
i was the poster boy for being a average student who had dreams of being the next jean claude van damme
This is Getbig. There = a chance that some stalker will make sure your posts fall into the "right hands". ;D
quite honestly, i really don't care
my boss knows all about all the crazy shit i do
furthermore, construction season is coming up and , believe it or not, i can still work as a mason
yes, i shit you not, i used to work as a mason growing up
cool.
Quick Trump story:
Trump can ALWAYS tell the person at lunch who inherited any kind of money or wealth.
THAT person is always the LAST (or, never the one) person to offer to pay.
They earned none of their money on their own
know they have no way to re-earn or generate more
so
they are stingy and afraid
Johnny, pray tell
You do NOT live a life of stinginess or fear
do you???
nope, not at all
i tip like a guy
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they did- i just didn't care
i was the poster boy for being a average student who had dreams of being the next jean claude van damme
quite honestly, i really don't care
my boss knows all about all the crazy shit i do
furthermore, construction season is coming up and , believe it or not, i can still work as a mason
yes, i shit you not, i used to work as a mason growing up
nope, not at all
i tip like a ####
you tip well?
then you are well-rounded
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you tip well?
then you are well-rounded
yep
but mostly because working as a waiter/bartender humbles THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
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yep
but mostly because working as a waiter/bartender humbles THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
be straight with us
sorry
but it seems that blacks and women REALLY tip worse than others
why?
Are they getting back at you for the slave days?
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be straight with us
sorry
but it seems that blacks and women REALLY tip worse than others
why?
Are they getting back at you for the slave days?
i can count on my hand how many blacks have come to the restaurant i work at so i can't say
and women..it can go here and there frankly....
...if they come from money, then they tip well
if they don't, then the tips are average, believe it or not
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a weekend maybe unless you know a horse doctor
Ehh,you could stretch it to a week.track,golf,head up to Lake George.
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i can count on my hand how many blacks have come to the restaurant i work at so i can't say
and women..it can go here and there frankly....
...if they come from money, then they tip well
if they don't, then the tips are average, believe it or not
i ate chinese recently
service was SO bad
trhe waitress was doing her homework
left her a buck (And I am always very, exceedingly generous bc I know how hard a job it is)
she came after me and said I'd forgotten my dollar on the table
I just walked out
fucking foreigners
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i ate chinese recently
service was SO bad
trhe waitress was doing her homework
left her a buck (And I am always very, exceedingly generous bc I know how hard a job it is)
she came after me and said I'd forgotten my dollar on the table
I just walked out
fucking foreigners
they are one to talk
chinese/ indians are THE WORST TIPPERS
the exception being those really rich chinese/indians but i don't come across any of those round these parts
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doesn't really matter though
see, i got a rich father who wasn't around the first 25 years of my life and he has decided to win my love back by paying my rent and car note so it all works out in the end ;D
btw, i've come to terms with the fact that i'm a scumbag/tool/ aspiring "douchebag"
Oh brother you seem to be living quite the life ::)
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they are one to talk
chinese/ indians are THE WORST TIPPERS
the exception being those really rich chinese/indians but i don't come across any of those round these parts
bro
I really think they just don't get it here
capitalism, that is
I mean
sure
they want the BENEFITS
but to contribute?
meh...
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Oh brother you seem to be living quite the life ::)
ummmm...i never claimed to be living the life
unlike the rest of the guys on here I KNOW i'm not a undefeated cage fighter/millionaire/ guy who fucks playmates
i'm a skinny scum bag who overcompensates for his intimate issues by consistently taking pictures of himself and posts them on a internet forum so people can tell him how shredded he is
btw, i'm not saying that for "ironic effect" or anything
it's the truth
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ummmm...i never claimed to be living the life
unlike the rest of the guys on here I KNOW i'm not a undefeated cage fighter/millionaire/ guy who fucks playmates
i'm a skinny scum bag who overcompensates for his intimate issues by consistently taking pictures of himself and posts them on a internet forum so people can tell him how shredded he is
btw, i'm not saying that for "ironic effect" or anything
it's the truth
i have never dis'd u john
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johnny is a cool dude, except for his hair and $100 underoos.
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Damn Johnny is one deep guy.