Author Topic: the best part about being a personal trainer.. (Read 6831 times)

johnnynoname · « **Reply #50 on:** April 23, 2009, 02:45:44 AM »

Quote from: CT_Muscle on April 22, 2009, 07:42:45 PM

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? are u not in NYC

Quote from: Groink on April 22, 2009, 09:19:37 PM

I thought you were a Manhattan-ite?

what happened?

i was there living with my half brother but i can't afford it anymore

been in albany since august

Quote from: jtsunami on April 22, 2009, 08:37:55 PM

what do you mean it takes no work, what do you eat during the typical day? Are you on tons of fat burners or something?

again, good genes
I eat well and my primary form of cardio is the tabata protocol but honestly i'm really just a typical ectomorph with some muscle tone

GOD BLESS you mediteranean genes

Quote from: jtsunami on April 22, 2009, 09:45:20 PM

johnny you should go into stripping your already lean all the time so it would work out well for you.

i did in NYC and i'm trying to get hired by the big agency over here but the owner doesn't return my emails
I'm not gonna go the route of booking myself- it is too much of a hassle

Quote from: The Coach on April 22, 2009, 09:42:18 PM

Third and fourth jobs?? You can make a very nice living training 14-22 clients per day. And thats just in PT.

the gym takes a good cut of my hour
btw, i know i'm a schmuck for working as a PT for a major gym but honestly i'm not up to going out on my own yet
plus, working for the gym gives me the facility and i train under there liability insurance (..at least, i think- i haven't killed anyone yet, so i dont know hahah)

MuscleMcMannus · « **Reply #51 on:** April 23, 2009, 04:10:08 AM »

Just curious why would anyone hire you?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #52 on:** April 23, 2009, 04:50:35 AM »

Quote from: MuscleMcMannus on April 23, 2009, 04:10:08 AM

Just curious why would anyone hire you?

cuz they aren't very smart...duh?!

then again, on the same extent, why are there fat personal trainers who have 40 appts a week?!

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #53 on:** April 23, 2009, 05:00:11 AM »

Indeed you are the man
Do you just fuck girls or ever kinda stay with them for a while?

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #54 on:** April 23, 2009, 05:16:01 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 22, 2009, 05:39:54 PM

albany ny..
...and it sucks....BIG TIME

Ouch!

You can't find something in Bklyn or Queens?

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #55 on:** April 23, 2009, 05:22:59 AM »

Quote from: Thin Lizzy on April 23, 2009, 05:16:01 AM

Ouch!

You can't find something in Bklyn or Queens?

oh albany aint that bad and it's hotter than utica or rome haha
and it's 2.5 hours north of nyc

Thin Lizzy · « **Reply #56 on:** April 23, 2009, 05:47:58 AM »

Quote from: bigdumbbell on April 23, 2009, 05:22:59 AM

oh albany aint that bad and it's hotter than utica or rome haha
and it's 2.5 hours north of nyc

The real armpit of that area is Troy.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #57 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:05:11 AM »

Quote from: Okami on April 23, 2009, 05:00:11 AM

Indeed you are the man
Do you just fuck girls or ever kinda stay with them for a while?

i take what i can get right now because girls (...and i know that this is gonna be a BIG SHOCK but...) kinda sorta don' t like "pretty boys"

...c unts

Quote from: Thin Lizzy on April 23, 2009, 05:47:58 AM

The real armpit of that area is Troy.

very true
the only way you get pussy there is if you one of those heavily tattooed irish dudes who drink alot
I drink alot but i'm not irish, i'm not heavily tattooed and i'm secure enough of my masculinity that i don't have to always start a fight

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #58 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:11:04 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 23, 2009, 06:05:11 AM

i take what i can get right now because girls (...and i know that this is gonna be a BIG SHOCK but...) kinda sorta don' t like "pretty boys"

...c unts

very true
the only way you get pussy there is if you one of those heavily tattooed irish dudes who drink alot
I drink alot but i'm not irish, i'm not heavily tattooed and i'm secure enough of my masculinity that i don't have to always start a fight

so you're in troy not albany condolences bro i have a cousin in bennington and have driven through troy numerous time

johnnynoname · « **Reply #59 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:13:50 AM »

Quote from: bigdumbbell on April 23, 2009, 06:11:04 AM

so you're in troy not albany condolences bro i have a cousin in bennington and have driven through troy numerous time

i'm not in troy

....i just know it is a absolute shithole

BIG_STI · « **Reply #60 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:16:34 AM »

So you claim to have multiple jobs, but yet still find time to post on here all day every day?

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #61 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:18:08 AM »

Quote from: BIG_STI on April 23, 2009, 06:16:34 AM

So you claim to have multiple jobs, but yet still find time to post on here all day every day?

who, me?

johnnynoname · « **Reply #62 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:19:06 AM »

Quote from: BIG_STI on April 23, 2009, 06:16:34 AM

So you claim to have multiple jobs, but yet still find time to post on here all day every day?

yes but they don't run concurrent

one weekend i might be tending bar
one weekend i might be waiting tables
being a trainer doesn't take 40 hours a week- you work when you work
the "modeling" thing isn't a consistent booking- i'm lucky to get a booking every 1-3 weeks

so yeah, i got multiple jobs but they don't run at the same time, dave

lax · « **Reply #63 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:22:04 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 22, 2009, 01:59:07 PM

......when clients don't give you 24 hour notice before cancelling and you can charge there ass.

3 cancellations todays that didn't give me 24 hour notice
KA CHING

easier than collecting picture posting royalties from fat dave

thanx bitches, you i just got a free pair of andrew christian undies

http://www.freshpair.com/Andrew-Christian-Espana-Trunk-9102E.html

great way to become hated, lose business and referrals, poof-boy

johnnynoname · « **Reply #64 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:24:49 AM »

Quote from: lax on April 23, 2009, 06:22:04 AM

great way to become hated, lose business and referrals, poof-boy

don't worry

...i get a feeling my clients don't read this forum

lax · « **Reply #65 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:26:42 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 23, 2009, 06:24:49 AM

don't worry

...i get a feeling my clients don't read this forum

yeah, but THEY can read YOU

I am sure you can do okay

even a shit-shovellor from sacramento can tell bullshit, tho

you will just, overall, do less business

all good

johnnynoname · « **Reply #66 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:29:04 AM »

Quote from: lax on April 23, 2009, 06:26:42 AM

yeah, but THEY can read YOU

I am sure you can do okay

even a shit-shovellor from sacramento can tell bullshit, tho

you will just, overall, do less business

all good

doesn't really matter though

see, i got a rich father who wasn't around the first 25 years of my life and he has decided to win my love back by paying my rent and car note so it all works out in the end

btw, i've come to terms with the fact that i'm a scumbag/tool/ aspiring "douchebag"

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #67 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:32:38 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 23, 2009, 06:29:04 AM

doesn't really matter though

see, i got a rich father who wasn't around the first 25 years of my life and he has decided to win my love back by paying my rent and car note so it all works out in the end

btw, i've come to terms with the fact that i'm a scumbag/tool/ aspiring "douchebag"

just curious, they didnt offer vocationsl skill schools where you were educated or was that sort of thing beneath you?

The Master · « **Reply #68 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:34:53 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 23, 2009, 06:24:49 AM

don't worry

...i get a feeling my clients don't read this forum

This is Getbig. There = a chance that some stalker will make sure your posts fall into the "right hands".

CalvinH · « **Reply #69 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:34:56 AM »

Albany is a shit hole.when Guiliani went on his cleaning spree in NYC alot of the scum he cleaned out moved to Albany.
Saratoga is sweet in the summer.

lax · « **Reply #70 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:35:49 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 23, 2009, 06:29:04 AM

doesn't really matter though

see, i got a rich father who wasn't around the first 25 years of my life and he has decided to win my love back by paying my rent and car note so it all works out in the end

btw, i've come to terms with the fact that i'm a scumbag/tool/ aspiring "douchebag"

cool.

Quick Trump story:

Trump can ALWAYS tell the person at lunch who inherited any kind of money or wealth.
THAT person is always the LAST (or, never the one) person to offer to pay.

They earned none of their money on their own
know they have no way to re-earn or generate more
so
they are stingy and afraid

Johnny, pray tell

You do NOT live a life of stinginess or fear

do you???

bigdumbbell · « **Reply #71 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:36:59 AM »

Quote from: CalvinH on April 23, 2009, 06:34:56 AM

Albany is a shit hole.when Guiliani went on his cleaning spree in NYC alot of the scum he cleaned out moved to Albany.
Saratoga is sweet in the summer.

a weekend maybe unless you know a horse doctor

johnnynoname · « **Reply #72 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:37:54 AM »

Quote from: bigdumbbell on April 23, 2009, 06:32:38 AM

just curious, they didnt offer vocationsl skill schools where you were educated or was that sort of thing beneath you?

they did- i just didn't care

i was the poster boy for being a average student who had dreams of being the next jean claude van damme

Quote from: Debussey DF on April 23, 2009, 06:34:53 AM

This is Getbig. There = a chance that some stalker will make sure your posts fall into the "right hands".

quite honestly, i really don't care

my boss knows all about all the crazy shit i do
furthermore, construction season is coming up and , believe it or not, i can still work as a mason

yes, i shit you not, i used to work as a mason growing up

Quote from: lax on April 23, 2009, 06:35:49 AM

cool.

Quick Trump story:

Trump can ALWAYS tell the person at lunch who inherited any kind of money or wealth.
THAT person is always the LAST (or, never the one) person to offer to pay.

They earned none of their money on their own
know they have no way to re-earn or generate more
so
they are stingy and afraid

Johnny, pray tell

You do NOT live a life of stinginess or fear

do you???

nope, not at all

i tip like a guy

lax · « **Reply #73 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:39:57 AM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 23, 2009, 06:37:54 AM

they did- i just didn't care

i was the poster boy for being a average student who had dreams of being the next jean claude van damme

quite honestly, i really don't care

my boss knows all about all the crazy shit i do
furthermore, construction season is coming up and , believe it or not, i can still work as a mason

yes, i shit you not, i used to work as a mason growing up

nope, not at all

i tip like a ####

you tip well?

then you are well-rounded

johnnynoname · « **Reply #74 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:40:51 AM »

Quote from: lax on April 23, 2009, 06:39:57 AM

you tip well?

then you are well-rounded

yep

but mostly because working as a waiter/bartender humbles THE SHIT OUT OF YOU