Author Topic: the best part about being a personal trainer.. (Read 6841 times)

a combo of genetics (both my grandfathers were Italians who -get this- either married a Iranian woman or a Spainish woman), a strong tanning bed and a good, high quality, aloe vera based bronzer (preferbly something from RS Sun) and a good moisturizer after tanning and after showering

did i fail to mention that i can calculate a slugging percentage in baseball, btw?

Johnny bro, you should use Siren by Designer Skin and Combined with that 10 min. tanning bed!!

johnnynoname · « **Reply #36 on:** April 22, 2009, 06:11:58 PM »

Quote from: bigdumbbell on April 22, 2009, 05:56:18 PM

i believe it's back on but at the palace threater

I'll google it now
the dahli lama is friends with richard gere

RICHARD FUCKING GERE

Quote from: Drama Queen on April 22, 2009, 06:00:16 PM

It's true...i asked a girl for her number today and she gave the whole "i got a boyfriend" rap
..girl

Quote from: Doug_Steele on April 22, 2009, 06:08:41 PM

Johnny bro, you should use Siren by Designer Skin and Combined with that 10 min. tanning bed!!

*takes notes*

Camel Jockey · « **Reply #37 on:** April 22, 2009, 06:29:05 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 22, 2009, 03:28:57 PM

btw, I feel the need to remind everyone that i am indeed a straight man

You are the man

theworm · « **Reply #38 on:** April 22, 2009, 07:16:27 PM »

Johnny! you look like you have HIV lipoatrophy on your face...

you should check your HIV status man...

jtsunami · « **Reply #39 on:** April 22, 2009, 07:31:06 PM »

seriously johnny you need to start eating and enjoying life, you must have hunger pains throughout the whole day just to look like that. This is what a man should look like.

jt

johnnynoname · « **Reply #40 on:** April 22, 2009, 07:35:14 PM »

Quote from: theworm on April 22, 2009, 07:16:27 PM

Johnny! you look like you have HIV lipoatrophy on your face...

you should check your HIV status man...

translation
"i'm a self hating permabulker"

Quote from: jtsunami on April 22, 2009, 07:31:06 PM

seriously johnny you need to start eating and enjoying life, you must have hunger pains throughout the whole day just to look like that. This is what a man should look like.

jt

takes no work to maintain my leanness

but i agree...that is what a real man looks like

CT_Muscle · « **Reply #41 on:** April 22, 2009, 07:42:45 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 22, 2009, 05:39:54 PM

albany ny..
...and it sucks....BIG TIME

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

are u not in NYC

jtsunami · « **Reply #42 on:** April 22, 2009, 08:37:55 PM »

what do you mean it takes no work, what do you eat during the typical day? Are you on tons of fat burners or something?

g-shox24 · « **Reply #43 on:** April 22, 2009, 09:10:32 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 22, 2009, 03:20:42 PM

epic clark kent esque hair

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #44 on:** April 22, 2009, 09:19:37 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on April 22, 2009, 05:39:54 PM

albany ny..
...and it sucks....BIG TIME

I thought you were a Manhattan-ite?

what happened?

The Coach · « **Reply #45 on:** April 22, 2009, 09:42:18 PM »

Third and fourth jobs?? You can make a very nice living training 14-22 clients per day. And thats just in PT.

jtsunami · « **Reply #46 on:** April 22, 2009, 09:45:20 PM »

johnny you should go into stripping your already lean all the time so it would work out well for you.

jwb · « **Reply #47 on:** April 22, 2009, 10:01:41 PM »

Quote from: The Coach on April 22, 2009, 09:42:18 PM

Third and fourth jobs?? You can make a very nice living training 14-22 clients per day. And thats just in PT.

22 clients in a day???

Epic_Monster · « **Reply #48 on:** April 22, 2009, 10:04:13 PM »

Quote from: jwb on April 22, 2009, 10:01:41 PM

22 clients in a day???

Obviously 30 min. sessions.

The Coach · « **Reply #49 on:** April 22, 2009, 10:19:18 PM »

No, full 1 hour sessions. No more than doubles. We also have a seperate division for athletes only.