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Title: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 17, 2009, 06:26:48 PM: Your neck is wider than your head.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: CARTEL on May 17, 2009, 06:27:44 PM: Quote from: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 17, 2009, 06:26:48 PM
Your neck is wider than your head.

I don't think you could fit your arms around that neck for a rear naked choke.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 17, 2009, 06:28:38 PM: 6 girls should, but only 5 girls fit in the picture.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 17, 2009, 06:29:42 PM: You look like the Michelin man.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 17, 2009, 06:30:30 PM: Quote from: CARTEL on May 17, 2009, 06:27:44 PM
I don't think you could fit your arms around that neck for a rear naked choke.

Triangle. ;)
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 17, 2009, 06:32:03 PM: No one can tell if you're a man or a woman.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 17, 2009, 06:33:07 PM: Your penis is sandwiched between your nuts and stomach.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: TrueGrit on May 17, 2009, 06:33:48 PM: (http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5993930,00.jpg)
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 17, 2009, 06:34:12 PM: You need help putting on your pants.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: CARTEL on May 17, 2009, 06:35:01 PM: A lot of big dudes in this thread.

All around big dudes.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 17, 2009, 06:35:19 PM: You weigh more than your motorcycle.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 17, 2009, 06:36:04 PM: Your stomach hangs out from under your dress.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: TrueGrit on May 17, 2009, 06:37:17 PM: People go to the beach to watch the sunset - and you're blocking it!

(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2008/05/04/Obese-woman-460x276.jpg)
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 17, 2009, 06:37:47 PM: Even your unitard has stretch marks.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: TrueGrit on May 17, 2009, 06:39:05 PM: (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=281214.0;attach=321222;image)

Brando was immensely powerful in Apocalypse Now
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 17, 2009, 06:39:13 PM: Inanimate objects know what you’re thinking.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 17, 2009, 06:40:22 PM: Your legs have tan lines from your stomach blocking the sun.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: TrueGrit on May 17, 2009, 06:40:40 PM: (http://fitsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/fat-girls.jpg)

You reason that food = tits
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: kiwiol on May 17, 2009, 06:41:47 PM: Your idea of a comeback at someone laughing at your obesity is to tell them that you once sat next to Jonsey from Police Academy at a charity event while they didn't, which makes them and their whole life worthless.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 17, 2009, 06:43:20 PM: Your boobs impair your vision on the road.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: Dballn247 on May 17, 2009, 06:43:29 PM: (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=281214.0;attach=321220;image)

Damn that's quite the level of bodyfat.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: kiwiol on May 17, 2009, 06:45:41 PM: Your wedding pic is posted to generate laughs, without any photoshop whatsoever*

*can't find the original :(
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: TrueGrit on May 17, 2009, 06:46:20 PM: Your face looks anything like this

(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/031114/161140__lewis_l.jpg)
(http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00024/John_Prescott_24994t.jpg)
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 17, 2009, 06:48:09 PM: Your head is… on backwards? wait a sec…
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: kiwiol on May 17, 2009, 06:48:23 PM: Quote from: MemberX on May 17, 2009, 06:47:04 PM

;D ;D ;D

Haha wasn't it you who did that chop? Getbig hall of fame material right thurr 8)
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 17, 2009, 06:49:15 PM: Your arm and back together looks like an ass.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 17, 2009, 06:50:10 PM: Your drink only fits on the table once you’ve eaten enough.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: kiwiol on May 17, 2009, 06:50:18 PM: Vince Basile PMs you in MySpace, asking if he can add you as a "friend"
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: Geo on May 17, 2009, 06:52:14 PM: Quote from: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 17, 2009, 06:28:38 PM
6 girls should, but only 5 girls fit in the picture.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=281214.0;attach=321219;image)

this picture made me kind of sad..
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: camelisator on May 17, 2009, 06:52:50 PM: -
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 17, 2009, 06:54:18 PM: Quote from: Geo on May 17, 2009, 06:52:14 PM

this picture made me kind of sad..

I'm sorry that was not my intention.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 17, 2009, 06:55:07 PM: You’ve been on a safari, as the animal.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: CARTEL on May 17, 2009, 06:56:20 PM: Quote from: Geo on May 17, 2009, 06:52:14 PM

this picture made me kind of sad..

It is kind of sad unless they accept her for having a great personality.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 17, 2009, 07:00:42 PM: Your neck has a neck cushion so you can sleep wherever.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: Geo on May 17, 2009, 07:01:05 PM: Quote
Signs you need to go on a diet

(http://www.lookwhatsheswearing.com/wp-content/dog_bountyhunter.jpg)

you have to sleep with dudes with sporty mullets
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: kiwiol on May 17, 2009, 07:13:38 PM: 1) Your lack of willpower sickens Goatboy

2) You are Wavelength disapproved

3) You call yourself a powerlifter, instead

4) You crack one off to a Wavelength or ChefTim thread, instead of to a Blinky thread

5) The last time you saw your abs was when someone photoshopped your pic

6) You look like you would place last but one in the upcoming Mountaineer classic if it were to be held tomorrow

Quote from: MemberX on May 17, 2009, 06:55:43 PM
I wonder if Keith "lonely semen" jones and Vince are "partners" in crime :D

;D

I miss Onlymen :'(
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: nzmusclemonster on May 17, 2009, 07:16:02 PM: Quote from: kiwiol on May 17, 2009, 07:13:38 PM
1) Your lack of willpower sickens Goatboy

2) You are Wavelength disapproved

3) You call yourself a powerlifter, instead

4) You crack one off to a Wavelength or ChefTim thread, instead of to a Blinky thread

5) The last time you saw your abs was when someone photoshopped your pic

6) You look like you would place last but one in the upcoming Mountaineer classic if it were to be held tomorrow

;D

I miss Onlymen :'(

Kiwiol!!

I'm up in Auckland in 3 weeks. Can I bum you.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: kiwiol on May 17, 2009, 07:19:32 PM: Quote from: nzmusclemonster on May 17, 2009, 07:16:02 PM
Kiwiol!!

I'm up in Auckland in 3 weeks. Can I bum you.

Not in public!

Are you just visiting or moving up here?
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: nzmusclemonster on May 17, 2009, 08:43:11 PM: Quote from: kiwiol on May 17, 2009, 07:19:32 PM
Not in public!

Are you just visiting or moving up here?

Just visiting ~~sluts~~ friends....

Can't ever see myself moving to the concrete jungle.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: tommywishbone on May 17, 2009, 08:56:35 PM: Quote from: Geo on May 17, 2009, 06:52:14 PM

this picture made me kind of sad..

Ditto. Ya gotta feel a bit sad for the blob. She's trying to fit in.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GetItOnNY on May 17, 2009, 09:00:52 PM: NZ Muscle, are you wearing your velcro gloves , and "helping the sheep over the fence again" .
I know how you love to say to your lovers, make a "ewe turn' and and give me a kiss baaaaaaabbyyy,lol
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: elite_lifter on May 17, 2009, 09:04:50 PM: ;D
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: Hugo Chavez on May 17, 2009, 09:09:34 PM: Quote from: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 17, 2009, 06:48:09 PM
Your head is… on backwards? wait a sec…
lol, when you need a bra for your backside lol..
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 18, 2009, 12:29:10 PM: You are judged even though you’re the judge.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 18, 2009, 12:30:43 PM: You are the Blueberry from Willy Wonka.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 18, 2009, 12:31:40 PM: You turned a shirt into a sports-bra.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: kiwiol on May 18, 2009, 12:32:45 PM: On your wedding day, you decide to skip the ceremony so you can have the cake all to yourself at home
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: wavelength on May 18, 2009, 12:34:36 PM: Quote from: kiwiol on May 17, 2009, 07:13:38 PM
1) Your lack of willpower sickens Goatboy

2) You are Wavelength disapproved

3) You call yourself a powerlifter, instead

4) You crack one off to a Wavelength or ChefTim thread, instead of to a Blinky thread

5) The last time you saw your abs was when someone photoshopped your pic

6) You look like you would place last but one in the upcoming Mountaineer classic if it were to be held tomorrow

speaking from experience? ;D
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 18, 2009, 12:37:00 PM: Quote from: TrueGrit on May 17, 2009, 06:40:40 PM
(http://fitsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/fat-girls.jpg)

You reason that food = tits

Crazy thing is that I'd hit this.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: kiwiol on May 18, 2009, 12:37:29 PM: Quote from: wavelength on May 18, 2009, 12:34:36 PM
speaking from experience? ;D

Hush >:(

Anyway, back on topic....

AnimalPak looks less hardcore when you represent it
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 18, 2009, 12:38:36 PM: You can’t say ‘diet’, but you need to go on one.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: WhiteCastle on May 18, 2009, 12:38:51 PM: The grossest thing about really fat people is when they get that double pot belly that is divided in two up the middle.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 18, 2009, 12:40:46 PM: Quote from: kiwiol on May 18, 2009, 12:32:45 PM
On your wedding day, you decide to skip the ceremony so you can have the cake all to yourself at home

Lol ;D ;D
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: kiwiol on May 18, 2009, 12:41:33 PM: You call 911 when you hear your local Pizza Hut has run out of cheese crust for the night
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: wavelength on May 18, 2009, 12:43:06 PM: this is you favourite chef
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 18, 2009, 12:43:38 PM: Your right foot looks like a big inflated pink condom.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: kiwiol on May 18, 2009, 12:43:55 PM: You buy an extra ticket when you go to a game, so you can try and get the hot dog vendor to sit next to you the whole time
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 18, 2009, 12:47:00 PM: For the first time ever, the ‘Official XXL’ on your shirt is smaller than your shirt’s actual size.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 18, 2009, 12:58:18 PM: Quote from: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 17, 2009, 06:50:10 PM
Your drink only fits on the table once you’ve eaten enough.

This one skinny would be cute
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: io856 on May 18, 2009, 01:07:47 PM: Quote from: mon_of_steele on May 18, 2009, 12:37:00 PM
Crazy thing is that I'd hit this.
you're a better man than me to admit it
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 18, 2009, 01:32:27 PM: Quote from: io856 on May 18, 2009, 01:07:47 PM
you're a better man than me to admit it

I'd just slide my dick between those tities with lots of maple syrup. She can eat and I can have fun. Nothing wrong with that. Plus fat girls suck cock like it might be their last
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 18, 2009, 01:55:27 PM: You don’t pop your collar, your collar pops you…
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: kiwiol on May 18, 2009, 02:04:43 PM: Dr Phil tells you to lose weight and watch your diet
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: Andy Griffin on May 18, 2009, 02:19:38 PM: When the bikini you bought becomes a thong.

(http://hotlard.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/fat-woman-outside.jpg)
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: Andy Griffin on May 18, 2009, 02:21:19 PM: For the sake of equal time, here is one that may not need to diet.

(http://highbridnation.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/courtney_black-34.jpg)
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: Andy Griffin on May 18, 2009, 02:23:21 PM: When your beer belly becomes a beer back

(http://www.howardstern.com/dtcms/img/RS-04-26-06---jason-kaplan-s-back-fat-being-squeezed---close-up.jpg)
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: brooklynbruiser on May 19, 2009, 02:59:10 AM: (http://fitsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/fat-girls.jpg)

Her tits had me hippo-motized.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: Mars on May 19, 2009, 03:04:07 AM: (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=281214.0;attach=321220;image)

aside from that it looks disgusting, it looks painfull as well.

how can someone live with himself looking so fat as the examples in this thread, i already feel like shit and fat when i just passed the stage where i cant see my abbs anymore.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: burn2live on May 19, 2009, 03:50:28 AM: You need a wheelbarrow to get around
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/rizzotti/funny-pictures-new-mcdonalds-ad-zxj.jpg)
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: Deicide on May 19, 2009, 03:59:29 AM: When come you getbig and realise that no abs=obese.
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Post by: kiwiol on May 19, 2009, 09:31:05 PM: You don't realize you were pregnant with triplets until your water breaks
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Post by: G o a t b o y on May 19, 2009, 09:41:56 PM: A sickening lack of willpower is on display in this thread! >:(
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: arce1988 on May 20, 2009, 12:58:32 AM: :D
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GetItOnNY on May 20, 2009, 11:27:56 AM: When you walk into a restaraunt and order a 40 oz of gravy, lol ;D
You bring you dress to the cleaners, and mistake your dress for drapes and charge you by the pleat.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: dastex on May 20, 2009, 11:30:53 AM: Quote from: TrueGrit on May 17, 2009, 06:40:40 PM
(http://fitsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/fat-girls.jpg)

You reason that food = tits
Actually I kind of like that look. Big Tits = Hot. Its just that simple
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: Option D on May 20, 2009, 11:32:28 AM: GREAT THREAD!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GetItOnNY on May 20, 2009, 11:32:44 AM: You so big your ripping out of your shirt, and your armpits are so sweaty you look like you just got out of the shower
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: kiwiol on May 20, 2009, 11:43:43 AM: You strike a sexy pose for a photo, which turns out looking like a poster for the "Coming attractions" at Sea world
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: QuakerOats on May 20, 2009, 11:46:19 AM: Quote from: Andy Griffin on May 18, 2009, 02:21:19 PM
For the sake of equal time, here is one that may not need to diet.

(http://highbridnation.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/courtney_black-34.jpg)
DAMN!!! :o :P
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: Migs on May 20, 2009, 11:48:15 AM: Quote from: Andy Griffin on May 18, 2009, 02:21:19 PM
For the sake of equal time, here is one that may not need to diet.

(http://highbridnation.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/courtney_black-34.jpg)

OMFG
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: QuakerOats on May 20, 2009, 11:49:52 AM: Quote from: Migs on May 20, 2009, 11:48:15 AM

OMFG
that is just too damn beautiful for words. :P
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: dr.chimps on May 20, 2009, 11:52:37 AM: Here's one going out to MattC, DeBussey, and all those others with poorly hidden jungle fever. Classy!
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GetItOnNY on May 20, 2009, 11:54:03 AM: On the getbig boards your screen name is keg drainer, because your fat and you drink alot of beer
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: QuakerOats on May 20, 2009, 11:55:23 AM: Quote from: dr.chimps on May 20, 2009, 11:52:37 AM
Here's one going out to MattC, DeBussey, and all those others with poorly hidden jungle fever. Classy!
hahahha, you better be packin' some MEAT for those two, show up with your rock hard 6 inches of raging manhood and they'd laugh you out of the room. ;D
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: GetItOnNY on May 20, 2009, 11:57:13 AM: Thats not weezy Jefferon, lol...Movin on up, lol....
Signs you need to go on a diet,when one of these girls stand next to Ronnie Coleman, and own him is leg size
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: Reign Down on May 20, 2009, 12:04:27 PM: When you have to employ a caving team to find your cunt

(http://www.certifiedsourcetimber.co.uk/netcore/dimebag/images/gallery3/lard%20ass%201.jpg)

ta ta
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: dr.chimps on May 20, 2009, 12:08:45 PM: Quote from: QuakerOats on May 20, 2009, 11:55:23 AM
hahahha, you better be packin' some MEAT for those two, show up with your rock hard 6 inches of raging manhood and they'd laugh you out of the room. ;D
Yes, I fear they would. Only Mandingos need apply.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: kiwiol on May 22, 2009, 06:22:01 PM: You can't be a superhero cause everyone can recognize you past your mask and costume.

And your only power is being able to eat an entire field of crop when a hurricane warning is issued 2 hours beforehand.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: Option D on May 22, 2009, 08:45:50 PM: Quote from: dr.chimps on May 20, 2009, 11:52:37 AM
Here's one going out to MattC, DeBussey, and all those others with poorly hidden jungle fever. Classy!

100% bad
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: wikkedonez on May 23, 2009, 04:24:23 PM: Titties make the world go round...... ;D
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: Dballn247 on May 23, 2009, 05:45:45 PM: (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=281214.0;attach=321342;image) <---------
When you make the fat girl of the group feel better about herself.
Title: Re: Signs you need to go on a diet.
Post by: webcake on May 23, 2009, 05:48:48 PM: Quote from: kiwiol on May 20, 2009, 11:43:43 AM
You strike a sexy pose for a photo, which turns out looking like a poster for the "Coming attractions" at Sea world

For just a split second, i thought that was Keith Jones.