Author Topic: Signs you need to go on a diet. (Read 6707 times)

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #50 on:** May 18, 2009, 12:38:36 PM »

You can’t say ‘diet’, but you need to go on one.

WhiteCastle · « **Reply #51 on:** May 18, 2009, 12:38:51 PM »

The grossest thing about really fat people is when they get that double pot belly that is divided in two up the middle.

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #52 on:** May 18, 2009, 12:40:46 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on May 18, 2009, 12:32:45 PM

On your wedding day, you decide to skip the ceremony so you can have the cake all to yourself at home

Lol

kiwiol · « **Reply #53 on:** May 18, 2009, 12:41:33 PM »

You call 911 when you hear your local Pizza Hut has run out of cheese crust for the night

wavelength · « **Reply #54 on:** May 18, 2009, 12:43:06 PM »

this is you favourite chef

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #55 on:** May 18, 2009, 12:43:38 PM »

Your right foot looks like a big inflated pink condom.

kiwiol · « **Reply #56 on:** May 18, 2009, 12:43:55 PM »

You buy an extra ticket when you go to a game, so you can try and get the hot dog vendor to sit next to you the whole time

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #57 on:** May 18, 2009, 12:47:00 PM »

For the first time ever, the ‘Official XXL’ on your shirt is smaller than your shirt’s actual size.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #58 on:** May 18, 2009, 12:58:18 PM »

Quote from: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 17, 2009, 06:50:10 PM

Your drink only fits on the table once you’ve eaten enough.

This one skinny would be cute

io856 · « **Reply #59 on:** May 18, 2009, 01:07:47 PM »

Quote from: mon_of_steele on May 18, 2009, 12:37:00 PM

Crazy thing is that I'd hit this.

you're a better man than me to admit it

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #60 on:** May 18, 2009, 01:32:27 PM »

Quote from: io856 on May 18, 2009, 01:07:47 PM

you're a better man than me to admit it

I'd just slide my dick between those tities with lots of maple syrup. She can eat and I can have fun. Nothing wrong with that. Plus fat girls suck cock like it might be their last

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #61 on:** May 18, 2009, 01:55:27 PM »

You don’t pop your collar, your collar pops you…

kiwiol · « **Reply #62 on:** May 18, 2009, 02:04:43 PM »

Dr Phil tells you to lose weight and watch your diet

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #63 on:** May 18, 2009, 02:19:38 PM »

When the bikini you bought becomes a thong.

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #64 on:** May 18, 2009, 02:21:19 PM »

For the sake of equal time, here is one that may not need to diet.

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #65 on:** May 18, 2009, 02:23:21 PM »

When your beer belly becomes a beer back

brooklynbruiser · « **Reply #66 on:** May 19, 2009, 02:59:10 AM »

Her tits had me hippo-motized.

Mars · « **Reply #67 on:** May 19, 2009, 03:04:07 AM »

aside from that it looks disgusting, it looks painfull as well.

how can someone live with himself looking so fat as the examples in this thread, i already feel like shit and fat when i just passed the stage where i cant see my abbs anymore.