Author Topic: Signs you need to go on a diet. (Read 6715 times)

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #25 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:49:15 PM »

Your arm and back together looks like an ass.

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #26 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:50:10 PM »

Your drink only fits on the table once you’ve eaten enough.

kiwiol · « **Reply #27 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:50:18 PM »

Vince Basile PMs you in MySpace, asking if he can add you as a "friend"

Geo · « **Reply #28 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:52:14 PM »

Quote from: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 17, 2009, 06:28:38 PM

6 girls should, but only 5 girls fit in the picture.

this picture made me kind of sad..

camelisator · « **Reply #29 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:52:50 PM »

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #30 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:54:18 PM »

Quote from: Geo on May 17, 2009, 06:52:14 PM

this picture made me kind of sad..

I'm sorry that was not my intention.

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #31 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:55:07 PM »

You’ve been on a safari, as the animal.

CARTEL · « **Reply #32 on:** May 17, 2009, 06:56:20 PM »

Quote from: Geo on May 17, 2009, 06:52:14 PM

this picture made me kind of sad..

It is kind of sad unless they accept her for having a great personality.

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #33 on:** May 17, 2009, 07:00:42 PM »

Your neck has a neck cushion so you can sleep wherever.

Geo · « **Reply #34 on:** May 17, 2009, 07:01:05 PM »

Quote

Signs you need to go on a diet

you have to sleep with dudes with sporty mullets

kiwiol · « **Reply #35 on:** May 17, 2009, 07:13:38 PM »

1) Your lack of willpower sickens Goatboy

2) You are Wavelength disapproved

3) You call yourself a powerlifter, instead

4) You crack one off to a Wavelength or ChefTim thread, instead of to a Blinky thread

5) The last time you saw your abs was when someone photoshopped your pic

6) You look like you would place last but one in the upcoming Mountaineer classic if it were to be held tomorrow

Quote from: MemberX on May 17, 2009, 06:55:43 PM

I wonder if Keith "lonely semen" jones and Vince are "partners" in crime

I miss Onlymen

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #36 on:** May 17, 2009, 07:16:02 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on May 17, 2009, 07:13:38 PM

1) Your lack of willpower sickens Goatboy

2) You are Wavelength disapproved

3) You call yourself a powerlifter, instead

4) You crack one off to a Wavelength or ChefTim thread, instead of to a Blinky thread

5) The last time you saw your abs was when someone photoshopped your pic

6) You look like you would place last but one in the upcoming Mountaineer classic if it were to be held tomorrow

I miss Onlymen

Kiwiol!!

I'm up in Auckland in 3 weeks. Can I bum you.

kiwiol · « **Reply #37 on:** May 17, 2009, 07:19:32 PM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on May 17, 2009, 07:16:02 PM

Kiwiol!!

I'm up in Auckland in 3 weeks. Can I bum you.

Not in public!

Are you just visiting or moving up here?

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #38 on:** May 17, 2009, 08:43:11 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on May 17, 2009, 07:19:32 PM

Not in public!

Are you just visiting or moving up here?

Just visiting ~~sluts~~ friends....

Can't ever see myself moving to the concrete jungle.

tommywishbone · « **Reply #39 on:** May 17, 2009, 08:56:35 PM »

Quote from: Geo on May 17, 2009, 06:52:14 PM

this picture made me kind of sad..

Ditto. Ya gotta feel a bit sad for the blob. She's trying to fit in.

GetItOnNY · « **Reply #40 on:** May 17, 2009, 09:00:52 PM »

NZ Muscle, are you wearing your velcro gloves , and "helping the sheep over the fence again" .
I know how you love to say to your lovers, make a "ewe turn' and and give me a kiss baaaaaaabbyyy,lol

elite_lifter · « **Reply #41 on:** May 17, 2009, 09:04:50 PM »

Hugo Chavez · « **Reply #42 on:** May 17, 2009, 09:09:34 PM »

Quote from: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on May 17, 2009, 06:48:09 PM

Your head is… on backwards? wait a sec…

lol, when you need a bra for your backside lol..

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #43 on:** May 18, 2009, 12:29:10 PM »

You are judged even though you’re the judge.

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #44 on:** May 18, 2009, 12:30:43 PM »

You are the Blueberry from Willy Wonka.

GRACIE JIU-JITSU · « **Reply #45 on:** May 18, 2009, 12:31:40 PM »

You turned a shirt into a sports-bra.

kiwiol · « **Reply #46 on:** May 18, 2009, 12:32:45 PM »

On your wedding day, you decide to skip the ceremony so you can have the cake all to yourself at home

wavelength · « **Reply #47 on:** May 18, 2009, 12:34:36 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on May 17, 2009, 07:13:38 PM

1) Your lack of willpower sickens Goatboy

2) You are Wavelength disapproved

3) You call yourself a powerlifter, instead

4) You crack one off to a Wavelength or ChefTim thread, instead of to a Blinky thread

5) The last time you saw your abs was when someone photoshopped your pic

6) You look like you would place last but one in the upcoming Mountaineer classic if it were to be held tomorrow

speaking from experience?

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #48 on:** May 18, 2009, 12:37:00 PM »

Quote from: TrueGrit on May 17, 2009, 06:40:40 PM

You reason that food = tits

Crazy thing is that I'd hit this.

kiwiol · « **Reply #49 on:** May 18, 2009, 12:37:29 PM »

Quote from: wavelength on May 18, 2009, 12:34:36 PM

speaking from experience?

Hush

Anyway, back on topic....

AnimalPak looks less hardcore when you represent it