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Title: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: jtsunami on May 23, 2009, 03:56:10 PM
His wife who is 50 pounds lighter than him @ 108 pounds, pull his soaking 160 pounds twink body from a shark that was biting his forearm.  Great job, maybe this woman needs to get rid of this womanly man and get a real man, fuckin 160 pounds HAHAHAHHAHA twink!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30883955/?GT1=43001

“She’s my angel,” Luis told  Meredith Vieira Friday from Jackson Memorial Hospital in Miami, where he is recovering from the injuries he suffered on May 6 during a romantic getaway to the Bahamas. As his wife sat beside him smiling and blushing, he added, “She saved me and I love her so much before and even more now. I’m so happy to have her as a wife. I’m the happiest man on earth right now.”

(http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/090522-sharkvictim-hmed-5a.standard.jpg)

jt
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: 2ND COMING on May 23, 2009, 03:57:59 PM
shes cute
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: johnnynoname on May 23, 2009, 03:59:11 PM
he looks like a mongoloid version of royce gracie...
....the funny thing is that royce ALSO has a hot wife..
....then again, why shouldn't royce have a hot wife......he is THE SHIT
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: leonp1981 on May 23, 2009, 04:02:55 PM
Why's he wearing a bathrobe / karate suit?
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: jtsunami on May 23, 2009, 04:23:42 PM
Why's he wearing a bathrobe / karate suit?

i think it's his hospital robe, although it might be his regular dress he wears considering he weighs 160 pounds for a male!!! 
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 23, 2009, 05:48:58 PM
Where's NASSER when u need him?
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: jtsunami on May 23, 2009, 05:58:07 PM
Where's NASSER when u need him?

bwhahhah x2 Nasser would have ripped the head off that shark and put that twink on a exercise and eating program to turn him into a man.

Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: webcake on May 23, 2009, 06:00:15 PM
Hahah little twink rescued by wife. Shameful.
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: jtsunami on May 23, 2009, 06:17:49 PM
Hahah little twink rescued by wife. Shameful.

he won't recover  :o
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: The Showstoppa on May 23, 2009, 06:20:27 PM
Poor gal, she already has that look of lost respect on her face... :-\
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: jtsunami on May 23, 2009, 06:48:43 PM
Poor gal, she already has that look of lost respect on her face... :-\

yup she knows she is with a loser, just needs to tell him to leave the house, pack up and he will obey I am sure, he sure isn't going to fight she will kick his ass!

Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on May 23, 2009, 07:22:18 PM
im glad hes ok
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: Jizzacked on May 23, 2009, 07:24:31 PM
guess you could say he was saved by the "belle"  ;D
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: HTexan on May 23, 2009, 07:46:03 PM
so she likes to be on top? ;D
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: ManBearPig... on May 23, 2009, 08:03:45 PM
he looks like a mongoloid version of royce gracie...
....the funny thing is that royce ALSO has a hot wife..
....then again, why shouldn't royce have a hot wife......he was THE SHIT

fixed.
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: Tre on May 23, 2009, 08:10:08 PM

This is why we schmoes love our schmoehos. We need them to keep our little asses alive.
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: DeketheCreep on May 23, 2009, 08:13:03 PM
guess you could say he was saved by the "belle"  ;D
;D


Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: WillGrant on May 23, 2009, 08:41:48 PM
His wife who is 50 pounds lighter than him @ 108 pounds, pull his soaking 160 pounds twink body from a shark that was biting his forearm.  Great job, maybe this woman needs to get rid of this womanly man and get a real man, fuckin 160 pounds HAHAHAHHAHA twink!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30883955/?GT1=43001

“She’s my angel,” Luis told  Meredith Vieira Friday from Jackson Memorial Hospital in Miami, where he is recovering from the injuries he suffered on May 6 during a romantic getaway to the Bahamas. As his wife sat beside him smiling and blushing, he added, “She saved me and I love her so much before and even more now. I’m so happy to have her as a wife. I’m the happiest man on earth right now.”

(http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/090522-sharkvictim-hmed-5a.standard.jpg)

jt
Is that you JT?
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 23, 2009, 08:46:14 PM
What kind of Shark was it? Lemon, Bull or Tiger?
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 23, 2009, 08:49:30 PM
It was just a Bull Shark...I see them all the time when i dive or go surfing...Just a Beautiful Fish
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: CARTEL on May 23, 2009, 09:41:27 PM


This one was great  ;D
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: jtsunami on May 23, 2009, 09:54:14 PM
What kind of Shark was it? Lemon, Bull or Tiger?

sand shark, hes a twink lol prolly screamed like a girl

Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: webcake on May 23, 2009, 09:55:14 PM
sand shark, hes a twink lol prolly screamed like a girl



hahah gayer than speedos
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 23, 2009, 10:00:37 PM
sand shark, hes a twink lol prolly screamed like a girl



I have been attacked three times and i am looking to get to South Africa or Australia and go Surfing and see a real shark. I have been diving with whites before but i wanna "FEEL" the intensity of a white. Bull Sharks can be a pain in the ass while diving off of certain reefs but nothing to get worried over. I was laughing at this dude who lost his leg while surfing and this Tiger bumped him and he lost his leg, Blood everywhere and dude was crying in shit when he got out of the hospital.
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: mass 04 on May 23, 2009, 10:03:47 PM
lol, only on getbig would a guy be made fun of for not fighting off a shark.
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: jtsunami on May 23, 2009, 10:05:01 PM
I have been attacked three times and i am looking to get to South Africa or Australia and go Surfing and see a real shark. I have been diving with whites before but i wanna "FEEL" the intensity of a white. Bull Sharks can be a pain in the ass while diving off of certain reefs but nothing to get worried over. I was laughing at this dude who lost his leg while surfing and this Tiger bumped him and he lost his leg, Blood everywhere and dude was crying in shit when he got out of the hospital.

your a real man!  getbig all the way  :D

hahah gayer than speedos

x2!  ;D
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 23, 2009, 10:05:58 PM
lol, only on getbig would a guy be made fun of for not fighting off a shark.

You just FUCKING pull his/her FUCKING gills and they FUCK off!! I was always told to punch them in the nose but it works better if you pull on their gills...TRUST ME on this. I plan on dieing while surfing or Scuba Diving
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: webcake on May 23, 2009, 10:08:52 PM
I have been attacked three times and i am looking to get to South Africa or Australia and go Surfing and see a real shark. I have been diving with whites before but i wanna "FEEL" the intensity of a white. Bull Sharks can be a pain in the ass while diving off of certain reefs but nothing to get worried over. I was laughing at this dude who lost his leg while surfing and this Tiger bumped him and he lost his leg, Blood everywhere and dude was crying in shit when he got out of the hospital.

We have had quite a few shark attacks lately here in Aus. Couple dead i think.
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 23, 2009, 10:09:12 PM
They are always closing beaches because they see a shark but i am still going surfing...Fuck a big fish. They just bit you and shake you and let you go. That storey irritates me so fuckin much and people always complain about sharks when they actually help the ocean.
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: mass 04 on May 23, 2009, 10:10:29 PM
You just FUCKING pull his/her FUCKING gills and they FUCK off!! I was always told to punch them in the nose but it works better if you pull on their gills...TRUST ME on this. I plan on dieing while surfing or Scuba Diving
I don't know, i'd shit myself.
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 23, 2009, 10:13:25 PM
We have had quite a few shark attacks lately here in Aus. Couple dead i think.

I have always loved Australia and need to head out there and check out your BREAKS because Australia is a great place for surfing. I am not afraid of any FUCKING big fish. If you get in the ocean, you might die, you might not but it would be a fuckin hella good time fending off a 16" or 18" foot White. Australia has good rules to protect Great Whites also and the fine for Killing a Great White is a pretty Hefty fine...last i heard. Australia = great country and a great place to be.
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: CARTEL on May 23, 2009, 10:13:42 PM
They just bit you and shake you and let you go.  

Tell that to all those people who lost arms and legs.

If the shark is big enough, it will shake you until you half your body is gone in few seconds.
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: webcake on May 23, 2009, 10:15:19 PM
I have always loved Australia and need to head out there and check out your BREAKS because Australia is a great place for surfing. I am not afraid of any FUCKING big fish. If you get in the ocean, you might die, you might not but it would be a fuckin hella good time fending off a 16" or 18" foot White. Australia has good rules to protect Great Whites also and the fine for Killing a Great White is a pretty Hefty fine...last i heard. Australia = great country and a great place to be.

Yep, great country, paticularly if you enjoy the outdoors, surfing and nature.....
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 23, 2009, 10:16:59 PM
I don't know, i'd shit myself.

I have been bitten enough and i see them all the time and i guess i just get used to seeing them down there with me. The ocean is their world but i just share it with them. I talk to them all the fuckin time through my dive mask and my buddies look at me like i am fucking nuts. I really wanna have a encounter while going through a kelp bed like in Jaws 2.
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: Tapeworm on May 23, 2009, 10:19:09 PM
It should have bit his balls off.
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: webcake on May 23, 2009, 10:19:48 PM
It should have bit his balls off.

I'd say his balls were removed quite some time ago.....
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: jtsunami on May 23, 2009, 10:19:49 PM
You just FUCKING pull his/her FUCKING gills and they FUCK off!! I was always told to punch them in the nose but it works better if you pull on their gills...TRUST ME on this. I plan on dieing while surfing or Scuba Diving

x2 Nasser was attacked the other day too, killed the fucking shark, I bet it was a great white too about 20 feet or so, no problem, pussies I tell ya.

I'd say his balls were removed quite some time ago.....

bwhwhahahhahhwhwahahwhaw hwhah
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: webcake on May 23, 2009, 10:20:59 PM
x2 Nasser was attacked the other day too, killed the fucking shark, I bet it was a great white too about 20 feet or so, no problem, pussies I tell ya.



 :o

I hope Nasser is ok. I'm sure he is though. 300lbs with abs, endless money and movie star good looks would kill any creature.
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 23, 2009, 10:23:00 PM
Tell that to all those people who lost arms and legs.

If the shark is big enough, it will shake you until you half your body is gone in few seconds.

I have told that to a few people who have lost a arm, leg or both legs but i guess Karma will come back and get me. Yes, i have seen someone die before while the Bull shark bit a guy and kept him underwater and bit a major artery and he died right there in the ocean and his body came to the shore a few days later and it was all chewed up but that is the risk that you take while being in the ocean.

People think that Surfing is a "TWINK" sport but i have had my fair share of encounters with fuckin Tiger Sharks while in Hawaii. I love the waves and we all know that we can lose a Leg, Arm, both and even our lives but fuck it, we have fun and if we die doing what we love, so be it.
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: Tapeworm on May 23, 2009, 10:24:19 PM
I'd say his balls were removed quite some time ago.....

Yes, get him an apron!
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: webcake on May 23, 2009, 10:25:31 PM
Yes, get him an apron!

Haha yes, gayer than baking bread.
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: Heywood on May 23, 2009, 10:28:22 PM
I have been bitten enough and i see them all the time and i guess i just get used to seeing them down there with me. The ocean is their world but i just share it with them. I talk to them all the fuckin time through my dive mask and my buddies look at me like i am fucking nuts. I really wanna have a encounter while going through a kelp bed like in Jaws 2.


Are you the Mike Nelson of the bodybuilding world?  (Nelson carried a "shark rifle" in his boat).

Seriously, how prevalent is finding sharks when you are diving?  Is there a particular depth when you find a lot of them? 



Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: Tapeworm on May 23, 2009, 10:35:54 PM
Haha yes, gayer than baking bread.

No pink cupcake for you!  >:(
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: webcake on May 23, 2009, 10:36:43 PM
No pink cupcake for you!  >:(

Shit  :(
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 23, 2009, 10:38:54 PM

Are you the Mike Nelson of the bodybuilding world?  (Nelson carried a "shark rifle" in his boat).

Seriously, how prevalent is finding sharks when you are diving?  Is there a particular depth when you find a lot of them? 






Yes, i see them all the time. It depends on how far we are out on the ocean and diving. I have seen Horn's, Tiger's, Hammerhead's, Lemon's, Bull's, Blue's, Carribean Reef Sharks, Oceanic White Tip/Black Tip's, Nurse's and they do no harm at all, Mako's which are a pain in my ass, Thresher's when i am on the east coast but i just watch out for their tails and i have been to Australia and South Africa and dove with the Whites but i was in a cage and i am not sure that counts but that was the rules.
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: Heywood on May 23, 2009, 10:42:23 PM

Yes, i see them all the time. It depends on how far we are out on the ocean and diving. I have seen Horn's, Tiger's, Hammerhead's, Lemon's, Bull's, Blue's, Carribean Reef Sharks, Oceanic White Tip/Black Tip's, Nurse's and they do no harm at all, Mako's which are a pain in my ass, Thresher's when i am on the east coast but i just watch out for their tails and i have been to Australia and South Africa and dove with the Whites but i was in a cage and i am not sure that counts but that was the rules.


I agree to some extent.  The divers I've spoken to and read about are not bothered by sharks.  I assume it's knowing what not to do when confronted.  Some divers even seek them out.


Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: Dballn247 on May 23, 2009, 10:43:01 PM
A true getbigger would have killed the shark with has barehands, fucked his wife on the beach and then ate the shark for dinner (high protein and cartilage).
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 23, 2009, 10:47:28 PM

I agree to some extent.  The divers I've spoken to and read about are not bothered by sharks.  I assume it's knowing what not to do when confronted.  Some divers even seek them out.




I do seek them out but i have dealing with them for 15 years + My buddie let me try on his diving suit that is made out of Rings and i let a Blue and a Lemon Shark go to town but even those suits still leave a hella of a bruise and their teeth will still cut through. Sharks have a strong ass grip and that suit proved it but i also have the bite marks on my waist, Back and Calf. Still counting!!
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: body88 on May 23, 2009, 10:52:31 PM
A true getbigger would have killed the shark with has barehands, fucked his wife on the beach and then ate the shark for dinner (high protein and cartilage).

Agreed.  As the shark bit into his flesh he would have smiled and let the creature pull a large chunk out of his arm.  At that point "plazmosis" would have caused the getbiggers arm to regenerate the gaping wound, and the shark would then explode due to the plazmosized flesh in it's stomach.  Then the getbigger would have swayed the boat back and forth to create a tsunami that would rip across the ocean scooping up every shark within a 400 mile radius dumping them onto the beach where the getbigger would slay them one by one with a rusty nail he found lodged in some beachwood.  As a show of dominance, the getbigger would have fucked his wife on top of 5,000 shark carcases to set an example to all the sharks lucky enough to escape the tidalwave.
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 23, 2009, 10:52:58 PM
You really need to stay "Confident" and know your surroundings and "Understand and Respect" the ocean. I have seen Horror and heard more horror stories but the truth is "Respect" her because she can be a bitch when she wants to and have her minions fuck you up quickly if you do not show any respect and "Treat the Ocean like shit". Show respect and know what kind of Sharks are in the area and you should do just fine. I love to surf and someone always gets off their board and pulls our legs out from underneath of us and it gets being attacked off our minds but if it happens, it happens.
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: Doug_Steele on May 23, 2009, 10:56:28 PM
Agreed.  As the shark bit into his flesh he would have smiled and let the creature pull a large chunk out of his arm.  At that point "plazmosis" would have caused the getbiggers arm to regenerate his gaping wound and the shark would then explode due to the plazmosized flesh in it's stomach.  Then the getbigger would have swayed the boat back and forth to create a tsunami that would rip across the ocean scooping up every shark within a 400 mile radius which would dump them onto the beach where the getbigger would slay them one by one with a rusty nail he found lodged in some beachwood.  As a show of dominance, the getbigger would have fucked his wife on top of 5,000 shark carcases to set an example to all the sharks lucky enough to escape the tidalwave.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!  ;D I would never kill a shark due to the fact that i am hoping that they find out why sharks do not go blind or get cancer. Great story though!
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: body88 on May 23, 2009, 11:14:03 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!  ;D I would never kill a shark due to the fact that i am hoping that they find out why sharks do not go blind or get cancer. Great story though!

Doug, I understand...but the Getbigger.....well, lets just say he wouldn't be as rational as you or I.  Why do you think the worlds tiger population is on the brink of being wiped out forever?  I'll tell you why....20 years ago a getbigger was in the amazon jungle surveying some land for his newest castle.  He was with his Shitzu named epic at the time and while he was off seducing some of the supermodels that he brought with him for moral support,  his dog was attacked!  The getbigger never saw his dog again, but he noticed a large paw print near the scene of the horrific attack.  Plazmosis was still being developed at this point, and the getbigger was testing the volatile agent on himself.  Long story short, this guy was benching 600 lbs raw at the drop of a hat.  No suit, no warm up....nothing.  Aside from being a world champion cagefighter, this getbigger was also known to hunt elephants and other dangerous animals for recreation.  From that day on no tiger was safe.  The getbigger has been killing every tiger he could find with his bare hands and a well practiced neck break.  Just last week he posted about how he was still searching for the tiger that killed his shitzu named epic.  every time I see a tiger skin I think of this getbigger.  I think of the fear the tiger must have felt when he was being slayed by a man in a plazmosis induced rage  :-\ 
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: kiwiol on May 23, 2009, 11:15:49 PM
What kind of Shark was it? Lemon, Bull or Tiger?

Mudshark
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: jtsunami on May 23, 2009, 11:33:58 PM
Yes, get him an apron!

he prolly has his own stash of them all embroidered with flowers and shit.  HAHAHAHHAHA what an honorary woman, fuckin pansie.

Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: tbombz on May 23, 2009, 11:35:00 PM
what if newspaper headlines read like getbig headlines... "wife pulls twink husband from water".... lmao..
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: jtsunami on May 23, 2009, 11:36:15 PM
You really need to stay "Confident" and know your surroundings and "Understand and Respect" the ocean. I have seen Horror and heard more horror stories but the truth is "Respect" her because she can be a bitch when she wants to and have her minions fuck you up quickly if you do not show any respect and "Treat the Ocean like shit". Show respect and know what kind of Sharks are in the area and you should do just fine. I love to surf and someone always gets off their board and pulls our legs out from underneath of us and it gets being attacked off our minds but if it happens, it happens.

x2 this is with most animals, if you just give them their space and don't bother them you arne't going to get attacked unprovoked.

many dumbasses give animals a bad name by not respecting animals.

jt
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: jtsunami on May 23, 2009, 11:37:16 PM
what if newspaper headlines read like getbig headlines... "wife pulls twink husband from water".... lmao..

LOL I am sure that is what most people think they are like what, guy weights 160 pounds, wife is 108 and saves him hahahah what a bitch
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: Tre on May 24, 2009, 05:20:59 AM
Doug, I understand...but the Getbigger.....well, lets just say he wouldn't be as rational as you or I.  Why do you think the worlds tiger population is on the brink of being wiped out forever?  I'll tell you why....20 years ago a getbigger was in the amazon jungle surveying some land for his newest castle.  He was with his Shitzu named epic at the time and while he was off seducing some of the supermodels that he brought with him for moral support,  his dog was attacked!  The getbigger never saw his dog again, but he noticed a large paw print near the scene of the horrific attack.  Plazmosis was still being developed at this point, and the getbigger was testing the volatile agent on himself.  Long story short, this guy was benching 600 lbs raw at the drop of a hat.  No suit, no warm up....nothing.  Aside from being a world champion cagefighter, this getbigger was also known to hunt elephants and other dangerous animals for recreation.  From that day on no tiger was safe.  The getbigger has been killing every tiger he could find with his bare hands and a well practiced neck break.  Just last week he posted about how he was still searching for the tiger that killed his shitzu named epic.  every time I see a tiger skin I think of this getbigger.  I think of the fear the tiger must have felt when he was being slayed by a man in a plazmosis induced rage  :-\ 

 ;D
Title: Re: Wife pulls twink husband from water in shark attack
Post by: drkaje on May 24, 2009, 05:37:28 AM
That dude's probably in better shape than JT, LOL!