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Title: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Jizzacked on June 05, 2009, 11:11:36 AM
here is a couple, feel free to share yours



Aquiles, the thief
The charlatan from holland
Seeks another win

Usurped the contest
Dormant, but I smell the prize
After, gone again

No one sees my plan
My posting leaves them puzzled
Grab the cash and go!

Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 05, 2009, 11:19:48 AM
Another day here
Max rep will delete this thread
And alex is fat
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: polychronopolous on June 05, 2009, 11:25:24 AM
Two babes beside me,
while I continue to own.
Just another day.
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 05, 2009, 11:28:39 AM
Nice sexy babe thread
But it matters not to me
I am impotant
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Jizzacked on June 05, 2009, 11:33:45 AM
sneaking on getbig
feed cravings for men in thongs
what an awesome pose
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: dov on June 05, 2009, 01:26:46 PM
Bustin ass at my desk
smells good to me
smells terrible to others

Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: evandatp on June 05, 2009, 01:43:26 PM
No oily men pics
This thread will be deleted
When will Mars post porn?

A plastic trophy
Kidney transplant surgery
Gay for pay will pay?
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on June 05, 2009, 03:04:30 PM
Will the falcon
Spread his mighty wings and soar
and beat Aquiles

Illuminati
behold the powers that be! 
Lizards no more.


Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: mass 04 on June 05, 2009, 03:27:26 PM
Thongs for sale half off
Team Nasser will take a case
Extra skid marks please
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: TrapsMcLats on June 05, 2009, 06:19:28 PM
schmoe, his balls so blue
young man needs cash for his drugs
gay for pay begins
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Andy Griffin on June 05, 2009, 06:34:24 PM
To be schmoe squatted
By The Beast, then die from AIDS.
Deep tissue massage.



Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: drkaje on June 05, 2009, 07:58:37 PM
Keyboard warriors
Worshipping ripped glutes all day
What GetBig is now
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Mr. Magoo on June 05, 2009, 08:02:43 PM
11:00
my life really freaking sucks
hey i just farted
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Jizzacked on June 05, 2009, 08:42:07 PM
some great stuff here  ;D
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Sir Humphrey on June 05, 2009, 09:07:23 PM
schmoe, his balls so blue
young man needs cash for his drugs
gay for pay begins

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAa  :P
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 06, 2009, 02:29:19 AM
His name is basile,
he gives me money,i say,
Touch my manly chest
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: io856 on June 06, 2009, 02:30:30 AM
what are the rules?
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 06, 2009, 02:34:12 AM
Ist verse 5syllables,2nd verse 7syllables,3rd verse 5sylables,doesnt have to rhyme
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: ironneck on June 06, 2009, 02:50:40 AM
bay likes men in thongs
big belly buttons for him
he gets a boner
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: io856 on June 06, 2009, 02:51:54 AM
Nice sexy babe thread
But it matters not to me
I am impotant
;D

Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Tapeworm on June 06, 2009, 02:55:44 AM
One white one yellow
The two David Carradines
Is one still alive?
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: ironneck on June 06, 2009, 02:56:49 AM
getbig is my life
posting the whole day is fun
i don't need real life
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: webcake on June 06, 2009, 02:59:05 AM
Musclemen in thongs
Aryan bastards with muscles
Good times guaranteed
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: ironneck on June 06, 2009, 03:01:02 AM
webcke is aryan
he has huge muscles all over
no doubt about it
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Tapeworm on June 06, 2009, 03:02:42 AM
Musclemen in thongs
Aryan bastards with muscles
Good times guaranteed

Your business card?
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: webcake on June 06, 2009, 03:02:48 AM
webcke is aryan
he has huge muscles all over
no doubt about it

Ironneck the stud
Handsome man with a new nose
I'd turn gay for him

 ;D
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: webcake on June 06, 2009, 03:03:37 AM
Your business card?

Could be......i'm the Aus rep for getbig.com.
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: ironneck on June 06, 2009, 03:04:15 AM
Ironneck the stud
Handsome man with a new nose
I'd turn gay for him

 ;D


 ;D :D
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: ironneck on June 06, 2009, 03:05:48 AM
sev the pussy-king
gets more sluts than anyone
the chicks love his cum
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: webcake on June 06, 2009, 03:06:21 AM
Protein shakes at night
Lifting iron and grunting
Dancing in a thong
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: io856 on June 06, 2009, 03:08:23 AM
squats deadlift bench press
three exercise we perform well
muscle size is created
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: webcake on June 06, 2009, 03:09:29 AM
Men in thongs at night
creepy schmoes during the day
Gunter Schlierkamp
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: webcake on June 06, 2009, 03:10:09 AM
squats deadlift bench press
three exercise we perform well
muscle size is created


Man, you really are quite bad at this, huh......... :-\
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: ironneck on June 06, 2009, 03:11:50 AM
lonely so lonely
sitting at home and crying
aquiles the niggah
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: io856 on June 06, 2009, 03:12:44 AM
creepy man basile
old bodybuilder of steel
he will make you squeal
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: io856 on June 06, 2009, 03:13:19 AM
Man, you really are quite bad at this, huh......... :-\
haha  ;)
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: webcake on June 06, 2009, 03:14:18 AM
Onlyme Keith Jones
Once he sat next to Jonesy
brown recluse spider
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: webcake on June 06, 2009, 03:14:59 AM
haha  ;)

Points for trying, my special friend.....
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 06, 2009, 03:15:45 AM
I go to the gym
But its not to lift big weights
To see my friend Des
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: ironneck on June 06, 2009, 03:16:14 AM
kyomu the jap
loves paco the spaniard
two fellas in thongs
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: webcake on June 06, 2009, 03:17:53 AM
Money don't mean shit.
Men in thongs is where it's at.
Team Nasser for life!
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Benito Mutumbo on June 06, 2009, 03:19:06 AM
Nibiru grapefruit
It was my brother in law
This is not a sport
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: webcake on June 06, 2009, 03:19:41 AM
Ironneck is sweet
His body makes me horny
Do me ironneck
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 06, 2009, 03:20:06 AM
kyomu the jap
loves paco the spaniard
two fellas in thongs
Best so far
Ron should have prize for winner please
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: io856 on June 06, 2009, 03:20:37 AM
okami jap gf
loves all things oriental
leads to his downfall
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 06, 2009, 03:21:34 AM
okami jap gf
loves all things oriental
leads to his downfall
Haha she just read that  ;D
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Benito Mutumbo on June 06, 2009, 03:23:00 AM
Dubai gay for pay
Drugs are way to expensive
Must win the pagaent
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: ironneck on June 06, 2009, 03:23:25 AM
Best so far
Ron should have prize for winner please

haha thx
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: ironneck on June 06, 2009, 03:24:50 AM
Ironneck is sweet
His body makes me horny
Do me ironneck


if i was homo
i would fuck webcke's asshole
me likey and slurp
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: io856 on June 06, 2009, 03:26:07 AM
Ironneck is sweet
His body makes me horny
Do me ironneck
fail... admittance at bottom status
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: webcake on June 06, 2009, 03:28:59 AM
fail... admittance at bottom status

Yeah, next thing you know i will be posting on Bay's sex board threads.......... ;)
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Benito Mutumbo on June 06, 2009, 03:29:42 AM
Weider has pants off
Bob peers up toupee messed up
Rusty Jeffers robbed
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Mr. Magoo on June 06, 2009, 05:58:52 AM
hey we're on page 3
this thread sure has potential
time to hit refresh
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on June 06, 2009, 07:17:18 AM
Wealth must come my way
Stripping for men is the way
Have to buy GH
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: evandatp on June 06, 2009, 11:59:39 AM
Weider sock puppet
defending hypocrisy
screams 'No drug bust here!'
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Benito Mutumbo on June 06, 2009, 12:38:43 PM
Blechman in front row
sits on hands glasses fog up
Romano is high
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Dballn247 on June 06, 2009, 04:59:41 PM
Nice sexy babe thread
But it matters not to me
I am impotant

Good stuff
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Jizzacked on November 11, 2010, 02:49:47 PM
bump... here are some new ones  ;D

heh it's tall german
one hundred new threads a day
can't wait til the next

ross erstling is here
let's watch his comedy act
that was a mistake

it is nasser night
who will bring the soiled thongs?
oh nice, a fresh stain
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: mass 04 on November 11, 2010, 02:57:32 PM
Howie is a schmoe
Room seven by ice machine
He don't sit for week
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: mass 04 on November 11, 2010, 03:00:57 PM
noworries is keith
onlyme is keith as well
fat guy has no friends
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Mr. Magoo on November 11, 2010, 03:07:39 PM
noworries is keith
onlyme is keith as well
fat guy has no friends

Let's see here.....

The whole life of Keith
can be summed up in 4 words
"It's better than yours"
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: w8m8 on November 11, 2010, 03:16:33 PM
Great thread to bump up

Will it rival "gayer than"

Post up the talent
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: mass 04 on November 11, 2010, 03:17:41 PM
Let's see here.....

The whole life of Keith
can be sumed up in 4 words
"It's better than yours"
keith saw sly stallone
spider bite made him real fat
now he stays in bed
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Hulkotron on November 11, 2010, 03:18:58 PM
The weight's too heavy
G&O will think I suck
I'll say I did it


ross erstling is here
let's watch his comedy act
that was a mistake

haha
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: mass 04 on November 11, 2010, 03:20:37 PM
fatpanda is sad
at least he has comic books
girl's think he's icky
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Mr. Magoo on November 11, 2010, 03:23:10 PM
keith saw sly stallone
spider bite made him real fat
now he stays in bed

Think your life is good?
If you dare tell that to Keith
He'll reply long pretyped cry
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: mass 04 on November 11, 2010, 03:26:50 PM
Think your life is good?
If you dare tell that to Keith
He'll reply long pretyped cry
Keith has lived the life
twas five hundred pounds ago
now he stalks Goodrum
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Mr. Magoo on November 11, 2010, 03:28:32 PM
you have a webcam?
do you have a disorder?
you'll meet 50 cent
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Mr. Magoo on November 11, 2010, 03:32:30 PM
Like bodybuilding?
chances are you're a homo
first step is admit
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Mr. Magoo on November 11, 2010, 03:36:08 PM
See who is online
Mass04 is doing the same
tis awkward moment
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: mass 04 on November 11, 2010, 03:38:37 PM
See who is online
Mass04 is doing the same
tis awkward moment
I feel kind of weird
At least there's no soapy studs
Coach would get jealous
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: BIG ACH on November 11, 2010, 03:41:37 PM
GetBig, our world, crowded with though men
Ones that would own everybody in the state penn
Everyone makes millions and bangs porn stars
And driving souped up 100,000 dollar cars.
We're all natural, and we never use juice,
And the girls we fuck are never ever loose!
And our King Big Ron is a bodybuilder at heart,
Running this shit all the way back from the start.
And we all keep it real, dropping a million PWNings,
Behind our keyboards, as our bitch gets us moaning!
We're just as hard in person when you come meet us,
And thats why MD, will never be the one to beat us!
We got Alex, Disturbia, Adonis and Fat Panda,
And some bodybuilding he-she who goes by Amanda!
We got guys with good bodybuilding genes and amazing face genes.
And never really need to live past our means.
So pay attention fellas, this site is not a joke,
It will hit you harder then snorting some fine coke!
So before you post a picture, we know you're not a natural.
And adjust your message, make sure that it stays factual!
Get a good pump before you come here talking,
Cause Johnnynoname is about to get you walking.
Remember these words, and don't piss off Chic
Or else you know what, you'll surely get a kick!

 ;D
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: johnnynoname on November 11, 2010, 03:48:59 PM
GetBig, our world, crowded with though men
Ones that would own everybody in the state penn
Everyone makes millions and bangs porn stars
And driving souped up 100,000 dollar cars.
We're all natural, and we never use juice,
And the girls we fuck are never ever loose!
And our King Big Ron is a bodybuilder at heart,
Running this shit all the way back from the start.
And we all keep it real, dropping a million PWNings,
Behind our keyboards, as our bitch gets us moaning!
We're just as hard in person when you come meet us,
And thats why MD, will never be the one to beat us!
We got Alex, Disturbia, Adonis and Fat Panda,
And some bodybuilding he-she who goes by Amanda!
We got guys with good bodybuilding genes and amazing face genes.
And never really need to live past our means.
So pay attention fellas, this site is not a joke,
It will hit you harder then snorting some fine coke!
So before you post a picture, we know you're not a natural.
And adjust your message, make sure that it stays factual!
Get a good pump before you come here talking,
Cause Johnnynoname is about to get you walking.
Remember these words, and don't piss off Chic
Or else you know what, you'll surely get a kick!

 ;D

that's not even a Haiku you big nosed retard
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: BIG ACH on November 11, 2010, 03:56:31 PM
that's not even a Haiku you big nosed retard

Thats my Haiku you bigger nosed fru fru!  ;D
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: boonasty on November 12, 2010, 09:14:53 AM
still in the closet
his hot cousin is his beard
google-fu master
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: jaejonna on November 12, 2010, 11:26:47 AM
If living the dream
means old men, thongs and oil
I need more oil
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Gavin Laird on November 14, 2010, 05:48:20 AM
Must win the contract
Parted cheeks, Joe is waiting
I can't bust a nut
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Ursus on February 09, 2011, 04:36:25 PM
Bump!
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Ursus on February 09, 2011, 04:57:40 PM
ursus' hot sister
brutal censoring of pic follows
I is sad

LOL
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Man of Steel on February 09, 2011, 06:29:05 PM
Bench 500 pounds
Have huge 22 inch arms
No pics on Getbig
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Papper on May 27, 2011, 12:01:51 AM
Bumping this epic thread in time for the weekend. Any poets feel up to it? :D
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on May 27, 2011, 04:24:45 AM
Arnold liked to bang the maid
Kai prefers grapefruit over getting laid
this IFBB pro world is full of weird stars
I think I prefer the random pics posted by Mars
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on May 27, 2011, 04:31:11 AM
musclecenter spends more time on YouTube
than Derek Anthony does chewing cawk with lube
this passion for admiring men in thongs
is perhaps related to tbombz' anus being filled with dongs
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: daddy8ball on May 27, 2011, 06:25:10 AM
MMA fighter
My job? Millionaire model.
Typical poster
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Natural Man on May 27, 2011, 06:31:47 AM
Bench 500 pounds
Have huge 22 inch arms
No pics on Getbig
God invented NFL
beer and hamburgers
and fat people
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Firemuscle on May 27, 2011, 06:36:25 AM
We pay attention
To celebrities and crap
Everything else, nope
Title: Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
Post by: Papper on May 27, 2011, 09:32:53 AM
Faces red and blown
Judge who is the better gnome?
Health look dead and gone