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Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
« Reply #50 on: June 06, 2009, 03:28:59 AM »
Quote from: io856 on June 06, 2009, 03:26:07 AM
fail... admittance at bottom status

Yeah, next thing you know i will be posting on Bay's sex board threads.......... ;)
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Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
« Reply #51 on: June 06, 2009, 03:29:42 AM »
Weider has pants off
Bob peers up toupee messed up
Rusty Jeffers robbed
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Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
« Reply #52 on: June 06, 2009, 05:58:52 AM »
hey we're on page 3
this thread sure has potential
time to hit refresh
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Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
« Reply #53 on: June 06, 2009, 07:17:18 AM »
Wealth must come my way
Stripping for men is the way
Have to buy GH
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Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
« Reply #54 on: June 06, 2009, 11:59:39 AM »
Weider sock puppet
defending hypocrisy
screams 'No drug bust here!'
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Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
« Reply #55 on: June 06, 2009, 12:38:43 PM »
Blechman in front row
sits on hands glasses fog up
Romano is high
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Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
« Reply #56 on: June 06, 2009, 04:59:41 PM »
Quote from: Okami on June 05, 2009, 11:28:39 AM
Nice sexy babe thread
But it matters not to me
I am impotant

Good stuff
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Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
« Reply #57 on: November 11, 2010, 02:49:47 PM »
bump... here are some new ones  ;D

heh it's tall german
one hundred new threads a day
can't wait til the next

ross erstling is here
let's watch his comedy act
that was a mistake

it is nasser night
who will bring the soiled thongs?
oh nice, a fresh stain
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Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
« Reply #58 on: November 11, 2010, 02:57:32 PM »
Howie is a schmoe
Room seven by ice machine
He don't sit for week
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Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
« Reply #59 on: November 11, 2010, 03:00:57 PM »
noworries is keith
onlyme is keith as well
fat guy has no friends
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Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
« Reply #60 on: November 11, 2010, 03:07:39 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on November 11, 2010, 03:00:57 PM
noworries is keith
onlyme is keith as well
fat guy has no friends

Let's see here.....

The whole life of Keith
can be summed up in 4 words
"It's better than yours"
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Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
« Reply #61 on: November 11, 2010, 03:16:33 PM »
Great thread to bump up

Will it rival "gayer than"

Post up the talent
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Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
« Reply #62 on: November 11, 2010, 03:17:41 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Magoo on November 11, 2010, 03:07:39 PM
Let's see here.....

The whole life of Keith
can be sumed up in 4 words
"It's better than yours"
keith saw sly stallone
spider bite made him real fat
now he stays in bed
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Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
« Reply #63 on: November 11, 2010, 03:18:58 PM »
The weight's too heavy
G&O will think I suck
I'll say I did it


Quote from: Jizzacked on November 11, 2010, 02:49:47 PM
ross erstling is here
let's watch his comedy act
that was a mistake

haha
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Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
« Reply #64 on: November 11, 2010, 03:20:37 PM »
fatpanda is sad
at least he has comic books
girl's think he's icky
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Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
« Reply #65 on: November 11, 2010, 03:23:10 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on November 11, 2010, 03:17:41 PM
keith saw sly stallone
spider bite made him real fat
now he stays in bed

Think your life is good?
If you dare tell that to Keith
He'll reply long pretyped cry
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Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
« Reply #66 on: November 11, 2010, 03:26:50 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Magoo on November 11, 2010, 03:23:10 PM
Think your life is good?
If you dare tell that to Keith
He'll reply long pretyped cry
Keith has lived the life
twas five hundred pounds ago
now he stalks Goodrum
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Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
« Reply #67 on: November 11, 2010, 03:28:32 PM »
you have a webcam?
do you have a disorder?
you'll meet 50 cent
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Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
« Reply #68 on: November 11, 2010, 03:32:30 PM »
Like bodybuilding?
chances are you're a homo
first step is admit
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Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
« Reply #69 on: November 11, 2010, 03:36:08 PM »
See who is online
Mass04 is doing the same
tis awkward moment
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Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
« Reply #70 on: November 11, 2010, 03:38:37 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Magoo on November 11, 2010, 03:36:08 PM
See who is online
Mass04 is doing the same
tis awkward moment
I feel kind of weird
At least there's no soapy studs
Coach would get jealous
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Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
« Reply #71 on: November 11, 2010, 03:41:37 PM »
GetBig, our world, crowded with though men
Ones that would own everybody in the state penn
Everyone makes millions and bangs porn stars
And driving souped up 100,000 dollar cars.
We're all natural, and we never use juice,
And the girls we fuck are never ever loose!
And our King Big Ron is a bodybuilder at heart,
Running this shit all the way back from the start.
And we all keep it real, dropping a million PWNings,
Behind our keyboards, as our bitch gets us moaning!
We're just as hard in person when you come meet us,
And thats why MD, will never be the one to beat us!
We got Alex, Disturbia, Adonis and Fat Panda,
And some bodybuilding he-she who goes by Amanda!
We got guys with good bodybuilding genes and amazing face genes.
And never really need to live past our means.
So pay attention fellas, this site is not a joke,
It will hit you harder then snorting some fine coke!
So before you post a picture, we know you're not a natural.
And adjust your message, make sure that it stays factual!
Get a good pump before you come here talking,
Cause Johnnynoname is about to get you walking.
Remember these words, and don't piss off Chic
Or else you know what, you'll surely get a kick!

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Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
« Reply #72 on: November 11, 2010, 03:48:59 PM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on November 11, 2010, 03:41:37 PM
GetBig, our world, crowded with though men
Ones that would own everybody in the state penn
Everyone makes millions and bangs porn stars
And driving souped up 100,000 dollar cars.
We're all natural, and we never use juice,
And the girls we fuck are never ever loose!
And our King Big Ron is a bodybuilder at heart,
Running this shit all the way back from the start.
And we all keep it real, dropping a million PWNings,
Behind our keyboards, as our bitch gets us moaning!
We're just as hard in person when you come meet us,
And thats why MD, will never be the one to beat us!
We got Alex, Disturbia, Adonis and Fat Panda,
And some bodybuilding he-she who goes by Amanda!
We got guys with good bodybuilding genes and amazing face genes.
And never really need to live past our means.
So pay attention fellas, this site is not a joke,
It will hit you harder then snorting some fine coke!
So before you post a picture, we know you're not a natural.
And adjust your message, make sure that it stays factual!
Get a good pump before you come here talking,
Cause Johnnynoname is about to get you walking.
Remember these words, and don't piss off Chic
Or else you know what, you'll surely get a kick!

 ;D

that's not even a Haiku you big nosed retard
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Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
« Reply #73 on: November 11, 2010, 03:56:31 PM »
Quote from: Salvatore on November 11, 2010, 03:48:59 PM
that's not even a Haiku you big nosed retard

Thats my Haiku you bigger nosed fru fru!  ;D
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Re: Getbig Haikus, lets hear them
« Reply #74 on: November 12, 2010, 09:14:53 AM »
still in the closet
his hot cousin is his beard
google-fu master
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