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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on June 25, 2009, 07:01:21 PM
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You know I'm dead,i'm dead
You know it
(dead dead-really,really dead)
You know I'm dead- you know-hoo
(dead dead-really,really dead)
you know I'm dead- i'm dead
And the whole world has to
Answer right now.
Just to tell you once again...
Just to tell you once again...
Who's dead?
8) ;D
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anyone heard any yet.....
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You know I'm dead,i'm dead
You know it
(dead dead-really,really dead)
You know I'm dead- you know-hoo
(dead dead-really,really dead)
you know I'm dead- i'm dead
And the whole world has to
Answer right now.
Just to tell you once again...
Just to tell you once again...
Who's dead? ;D
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Stop making jokes. He is going come back as a zombie like in the thriller video as eat you. :- :( :( :( :o :o :o
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Stop making jokes. He is going come back as a zombie like in the thriller video as eat you. :- :( :( :( :o :o :o
On the third day, he will rise and show himself to his schmoeciples.....then, he will ascend to molesters' heaven! So it is written...so it shall be done.
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You know I'm dead,i'm dead
You know it
(dead dead-really,really dead)
You know I'm dead- you know-hoo
(dead dead-really,really dead)
you know I'm dead- i'm dead
And the whole world has to
Answer right now.
Just to tell you once again...
Just to tell you once again...
Who's dead? ;D
LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Reports are coming thru that michael jackson has stated in his will that he is to be melted down and made into toys so that kids can still play with him.
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Reports are coming thru that michael jackson has stated in his will that he is to be melted down and made into toys so that kids can still play with him.
LOl
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On the third day, he will rise and show himself to his schmoeciples.....then, he will ascend to molesters' heaven! So it is written...so it shall be done.
Stop joking man. This is serious. Some cult is going to bring him back as a zombie. :-X :( :(
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apparently he died of food poisoning from eating 12 year old nuts.
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Stop joking man. This is serious. Some cult is going to bring him back as a zombie. :-X :( :(
You think he is the Anti-Christ?
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;D ;D
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Francisco Franco, still.....
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Francisco Franco, still.....
LMAO...... ;)Yes, he is still dead!!!
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Deader than Saddam Husein.
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Trying to think who could pull it of.
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Flexington Steele with some skin lightener and a jeri curl
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Someone who can be made to look as if he was dead,...like Michael Jackson did after all his surgeries...
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Pee Wee Herman.
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yes?
No?
8)
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Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson... there's your three.
Which means if you're a big celebrity, you're probably safe for a while.
Translation: IFBB "pros" still have to worry about death just like the rest of us, but Ron Avidan has nothing to worry about! :D
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Ron is healty as shit
I think he might even be healty as fuck
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Phil Specter might work but he's busy.
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Joey Buttafuoco or Mary Kay Letourneau.
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Heath Ledger
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Prince
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Prince
I could actually see that.
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Ron is healty as shit
I think he might even be healty as fuck
its funny you spelled healthy wrong twice :D
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its funny you spelled healthy wrong twice :D
I am never wrong.
I am so cool that when I misspell a word, it instantly becomes the right way of writting it.
So YOU spelled Healty wrong >:( :D
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I am never wrong.
I am so cool that when I misspell a word, it instantly becomes the right way of writting it.
So YOU spelled Healty wrong >:( :D
ROFL
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Prince could work because (1) they're both little effiminate wimps, and (2) essentially their stage presence was taken right from James Brown in both cases.
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hahahaha.....that bad....but funny :) :)
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This guy
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I shouldn't be laughing. I'm laughing. I shouldn't be.
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This guy
His face looks too human to play Jackson.
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Wasn't dying on the cross enough of a sacrifice!? :( :'(
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' An affidavit from former Santa Barbara Sheriff's Department deputy Deborah Linden was filed in 1993 to secure court permission to photograph Jackson's private parts. Investigators sought the images in a bid to corroborate allegations made by 13-year-old Jordan Chandler. The boy told police that Jackson frequently masturbated him, adding that he could provide a detailed description of the star's penis as a way of proving the pair had been intimate.'
'Chandler told police that Jackson justified the illicit acts by saying, "it was okay and natural because other friends had done this" with him. The singer, then in his mid-30s, also allegedly told the boy that, "masturbation is a wonderful thing."'
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/michaeljackson/010605jacksonsplotch.html
(http://empyre.immortalcovenant.com/Bodies2/LVD_MichaelJackson.jpg)
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Early years I'd go with Gary Coleman.latter years....probably Jim Carrey.
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how twisted do you have to be to impersonate MJ? lol
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mj and god.....at the pearly gates
mj: well, there are certainly some things that i did later in life that i would change if i could
god: my son, you may have traveled down a dark path...but you did bring joy and happiness to millions in the years of your youth
mj: i dont know, my mind is restless still......perhaps god, you can reveal you son, the lord jesus to me in order to help me
through this transition........maybe. .......uh......you can manifest him as the pre-teen incarnation of christ our lord.
god: yeah........uhhhhhhh.... ....i dont know if that would be a good idea.....jesus, uhhh, he went away.....forever
;) ;)
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Let me say this again...why would ANYONE pay off someone who is slandering your name? Let's face it....the damage had been done (to Michael's image) already...so why not fight the people making the allegations? ::)
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Wasn't dying on the cross enough of a sacrifice!? :( :'(
It's god's plan......and you thought you had a shitty father... :-\
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I'm wondering if the people who knew some seriously messed up stuff will write books now.
Imagine the creepy shit his staff knew. They surely had non-disclosure agreements and were likely paid very well. I wonder if they'll suddenly look to make a buck now that the gravy train just ended?
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Kai or Dex
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Let me say this again...why would ANYONE pay off someone who is slandering your name? Let's face it....the damage had been done (to Michael's image) already...so why not fight the people making the allegations? Roll Eyes
because he did it and wants it to go away as fast as possible...
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Let me say this again...why would ANYONE pay off someone who is slandering your name? Let's face it....the damage had been done (to Michael's image) already...so why not fight the people making the allegations? ::)
To avoid a criminal complaint, obviously.
Only reason in the world to pay off someone in a situation like this is if you're guilty.
(Michael took his cues from the Catholic church).
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because he did it and wants it to go away as fast as possible...
To avoid a criminal complaint, obviously.
Only reason in the world to pay off someone in a situation like this is if you're guilty.
(Michael took his cues from the Catholic church).
We know that. But some of his fans refuse to accept/believe that their little dancing fairy with shitty music is capable of committing indecent acts. As if being a musician somehow makes you some sort of angel..... ::)
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Let me say this again...why would ANYONE pay off someone who is slandering your name? Let's face it....the damage had been done (to Michael's image) already...so why not fight the people making the allegations? ::)
I agree on a moral standpoint, but logically...if you have money to spare, why not pay one million and guarantee you won't go to jail. You never know which way some jury's will go.
Look at the OJ case. ;D
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I agree on a moral standpoint, but logically...if you have money to spare, why not pay one million and guarantee you won't go to jail. You never know which way some jury's will go.
Look at the OJ case. ;D
some other dude from the NFL recently paid off a family member after killing a dude (drunk driving)... no jail time.
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Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson... there's your three.
Which means if you're a big celebrity, you're probably safe for a while.
Translation: IFBB "pros" still have to worry about death just like the rest of us, but Ron Avidan has nothing to worry about! :D
I misread the first name for "Vince McMahon" and got excited. There'd be one less piece of shit on the earth. ;D
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some other dude from the NFL recently paid off a family member after killing a dude (drunk driving)... no jail time.
Makes sense. Money will help, putting him in jail for 8 years, really won't help anyone.
Or just a simple "sorry" would do.
If caught drunk driving over 25yrs old, they should revoke your license for 5 years minimum. They go way too light on these guys.
Stick with your stimulants, when driving...cigarettes, coffee, cocaine...you know, shit that makes you more aware.
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Kevin Levrone is in talks as we speak...
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Kevin Levrone is in talks as we speak...
Impossible, Levrone is much too small to be the King of Pop.
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Tony Pearson can bulk-down for it.
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RIP. All jokes aside for a moment...getwhite. In a natural world MJ would have/should have developed into Stedman Pearson of Five 5...no plastics, clown celeb stuff...just two guys who look really alike.
http://www.myspace.com/stedmanpearsonpsp (http://www.myspace.com/stedmanpearsonpsp)
(http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/87/l_3a0a6bfea79449abb97767f1b11970d6.jpg)
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Makes sense. Money will help, putting him in jail for 8 years, really won't help anyone.
Or just a simple "sorry" would do.
If caught drunk driving over 25yrs old, they should revoke your license for 5 years minimum. They go way too light on these guys.
Stick with your stimulants, when driving...cigarettes, coffee, cocaine...you know, shit that makes you more aware.
And cell phones....
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he died for you bitches!!!!!
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cocaine does not help you drive better.
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MJ HAD STATED HE WANTS TO BE CREMATED INTO A VAT OF CORNFLAKES SO HE CAN CUM THROUGH 1000S OF KIDS ASSHOLES ONE LAST TIME
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MJ HAD STATED HE WANTS TO BE CREMATED INTO A VAT OF CORNFLAKES SO HE CAN CUM THROUGH 1000S OF KIDS ASSHOLES ONE LAST TIME
you must be really proud of yourself?
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LA Hospital are in two minds about what to do with the body. Apparently the plastic recyling plant does not open till monday
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you must be really proud of yourself?
gO POST SOME HITLER PICS GIMP :D
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fARRAH fAWCETT ARRIVED AT THE PEARLY GATES WHERE UPON SHE IS OFFERED ONE WISH FOR EXCITING GOD IN CHARLIES ANGELS ,, SHE REQUESTS THAT ALL THE CHILDREN BE SAFE AND WITH THAT WE SAY RIP WACKO JACKO
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ROFL @ the cornflakes joke, Will.
Michael Jackson jokes I can remember off the top of my head:
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. MJ fckued little boys.
When is it bedtime in Neverland?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What did the woman on the beach say to MJ?
You are in my son.
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ROFL @ the cornflakes joke, Will.
Michael Jackson jokes I can remember off the top of my head:
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. MJ fckued little boys.
When is it bedtime in Neverland?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What did the woman on the beach say to MJ?
You are in my son.
He died (relatively) young because he wasn't a member of TEG like you....
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He died (relatively) young because he wasn't a member of TEG like you....
Death the great leveler overrides genetics cause you can die from external causes that are independent of your body's physiology.
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Death the great leveler overrides genetics cause you can die from external causes that are independent of your body's physiology.
True, death is the only equality in life but being a member of TEG glorifies you in death...
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ROFL @ the cornflakes joke, Will.
What did the woman on the beach say to MJ?
You are in my son.
HAHAHAHAHA
Shit within minutes of his death sickapedia crashed with people uploading and looking for jokes
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in
Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
He heard boys' pants were half-off !!
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand !!
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!!
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
Two 5 year olds.
Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
Because they aren't his!
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MICHAEL IS THE KING!!!!
MICHAEL IS THE KING!!!!
MICHAEL IS THE KING!!!!
MICHAEL IS THE KING!!!!
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MICHAEL IS THE KING!!!!
MICHAEL IS THE KING!!!!
MICHAEL IS THE KING!!!!
MICHAEL IS THE KING!!!!
Du er kungen!
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My god decide do you ever leave the computer? ;D
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My god decide do you ever leave the computer? ;D
Emellanåt
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Something is seriously wrong with you to think it is funny to joke about somebody who has just died.
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Something is seriously wrong with you to think it is funny to joke about somebody who has just died.
::)
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Reports are coming thru that michael jackson has stated in his will that he is to be melted down and made into toys so that kids can still play with him.
Haha, someone sent me a text saying something similar. ;D
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My god decide do you ever leave the computer? ;D
Maybe the computer tries to leave from him.
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This guy
Yes, he has big potential.
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Yes, he has big potential.
great insightful posting as always Aquiles ::)
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Latoya.
(http://basitours.org/files/newsphotos/La_Toya_Jackson_92-93.jpg)
(http://www.ananova.com/images/entertainment/jacksonsAP410x300.jpg)
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Trying to think who could pull it of.
Coleman
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Coleman
Nah, Coleman's black.
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Agents have already contacted Mike Dusa. He is preparing for the role as we speak.
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cocaine does not help you drive better.
Sure it does. It helps you identify cops peeking through your windows at 3am, easier as well.
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::)
::)
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Something is seriously wrong with you to think it is funny to joke about somebody who has just died.
Hi Tito.
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Johnny Depp
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(From West)
Michael Jackson has gone from thriller to chiller.
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Did any one see the time The Jackson family appeared on family Fortunes?
Michael was doing really well until he was asked "name somewhere that you take the kids for a treat?" Sadly, up the shitter was not one of the answers!
It's believed the Michael's heart attack occurred after he heard that Boys to Men is a pop group and not infact a delivery service.
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i think this guy had a hand in it.....
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McDonald’s is bringing out a new burger …”Michael Jackson Burger”…
It has 50 yr old dead meat inside 5 yr old buns.
His final wish is to be recycled into party balloons so kids can still blow him.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave little boys' bedrooms with empty sacks.
Michael Jackson's last tour was sponsored by Captain Morgan Rum.
They both come in small tots...
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne?
Acne doesn't come over kid's faces til they're in their teens.
As Jacko was fighting for his life in the ambulance, the doctor said i think we should start CPR, the paramedics said no we should start heart massage, the driver said we should start an adrenaline drip. Then Jacko gasping for breath said fuck me, you wanna be starting something!
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Winona Ryder
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Michael has requested to be buried in the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese.
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My co-worker emailed me that Michael requested the ambulance crew to take him to THE CHILDRENS HOSPITAL!!!!!!! ???
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MJ has had so much plastic surgery that they are going to melt down his body and turn it into legos so little kids can play with him for a change.
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I actually did not know this until recently, but it happened last November
http://www.nypost.com/seven/11202008/news/nationalnews/michael_jackson_converts_to_islam_139892.htm
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who gives shit
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interesting, i could have sworn he was in training to be a catholic priest
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maby it killed him?
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maby it killed him?
are you saying he died during a botched suicide mission
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who gives shit
Because Michael Jackson was on the phone talking with Nasser while he had a heart attack ;D
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Because Michael Jackson was on the phone talking with Nasser while he had a heart attack ;D
I'm already tired of hearing about the guy. Can you imagine the funeral?
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He knew he was ill and was going to die and wanted to ensure entrance into heaven so he converted to be clean and make it into heaven.
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He knew he was ill and was going to die and wanted to ensure entrance into heaven so he converted to be clean and make it into heaven.
better hope that he made the right choice...
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Cher could pull it off
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Johnny Depp
yup. his Edward Scissorhands makeup would be PERFECT :-X
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Too soon! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
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His estate is auctioning off his possessions to raise money for charity.
Gary Glitter bid 10Million for his laptop.
He is asking to be melted down into toy soldiers so the kids can play with him for once
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My co-worker emailed me that Michael requested the ambulance crew to take him to THE CHILDRENS HOSPITAL!!!!!!! ???
Your coworker has VERY poor taste. >:(
PS - ;D
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lmao
funny shit
people die - it happens
might as well use it to brighten up peoples day rather than make it sad
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I didn't mind that he died cause he's bad
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My co-worker emailed me that Michael requested the ambulance crew to take him to THE CHILDRENS HOSPITAL!!!!!!! ???
Who spoiled the mood at your workplace, did somebody die?
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That guy may have had a great career but was fucked in the head and a pederast.
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"Did you know Michael Jackson converted to Islam? "
wheres the punchline
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"Did you know Michael Jackson converted to Islam? "
wheres the punchline
lol...he found out it was ok to be a pedo in Islam
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He converted to Caucasian much earlier on, though.
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LOL. Some funny guys around here, that's for sure. ;D
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He died from food poisoning, he ate a 12 year old weiner, but seriously he will always be with us..... he's not biodegradable.
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what's the difference between michael jackson and neil armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and michael jackson fucks little boys.
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When Michael Jackson dies, CNN talks about it all day
I bet if Bobby Brown dropped dead tomorrow, noone would even notice
you people make me sick . . .
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he converted to islam because the nation of islam provided bodyguards because for a while he thought someone was out to kill him.
he was also a jehovah's witness by birth, and his spiritual advisor was a hassidic jew.
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Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he heard Boys to Men wasn't a delivery service
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I actually did not know this until recently, but it happened last November
http://www.nypost.com/seven/11202008/news/nationalnews/michael_jackson_converts_to_islam_139892.htm
no surprise here the nation of islam would harbor a kiddie diddler.
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he converted to islam because the nation of islam provided bodyguards because for a while he thought someone was out to kill him.
he was also a jehovah's witness by birth, and his spiritual advisor was a hassidic jew.
OK, so why did he convert to White then ???
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Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he heard Boys to Men wasn't a delivery service
ahahahaha
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reminds me of Cat Stevens in this regard.
incredibly talented musican
but crazy.
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Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he heard Boys to Men wasn't a delivery service
Best one yet
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No and who cares?
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who? Oh yeah the guy that beats up his wife..whitney sumting
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that black / white dude who likes touching kids already dead.. Michael sumthing?
Oh okay.. next.....
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This is a VERY cruel thread guys.
PS - ;D
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he converted to islam because the nation of islam provided bodyguards because for a while he thought someone was out to kill him.
he was also a jehovah's witness by birth, and his spiritual advisor was a hassidic jew.
His conversion in 2008 had nothing to do with the Nation of Islam. In 2003 there was some short rumour about him joining the Nation, that's probably what you're getting it mixed up with.
http://www.danielpipes.org/3436/if-the-king-of-pop-michael-jackson-converts-to-islam
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1039906.html
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His estate is auctioning off his possessions to raise money for charity.
Gary Glitter bid 10Million for his laptop.
He is asking to be melted down into toy soldiers so the kids can play with him for once
ooooooooo your brutal!!!!!! :D
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Your coworker has VERY poor taste. >:(
PS - ;D
He got the message via his cell....so it wasn't him. He just relayed the message to some of us less emotional types.
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lmao
funny shit
people die - it happens
might as well use it to brighten up peoples day rather than make it sad
I was a huge fan of MJ but I did LMAO!!!!!
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I didn't mind that he died cause he's bad
Didn't he say "Yo butt is mine" in that song?
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That guy may have had a great career but was fucked in the head and a pederast.
I would not mind being him with the money and problems....but then again I hate kids!!!!
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This is a VERY cruel thread guys.
PS - ;D
It wasn't started to be cruel......actually most of us are big fans of THE BAD ONE!!!!! And the jokes are only on the alleged kiddy thing!!!
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Who spoiled the mood at your workplace, did somebody die?
MJ's death spoiled it from me. Yesterday not its all business.
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what's the difference between michael jackson and neil armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and michael jackson fucks little boys.
He does not he just sleeps with them and Lance only did the moonwalk once.
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When Michael Jackson dies, CNN talks about it all day
I bet if Bobby Brown dropped dead tomorrow, noone would even notice
you people make me sick . . .
thats because Bobby Brown is Black. MJ isnt. at least not in the last 20 years.
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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. MJ fckued little boys.
I LOL'ed. ;D
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His estate is auctioning off his possessions to raise money for charity.
Gary Glitter bid 10Million for his laptop.
He is asking to be melted down into toy soldiers so the kids can play with him for once
About 25 minutes ago they auctioned off the sign that used to hang on the gated entrance to Neverland Ranch: the one that showed how tall you had to be to ride Michael.
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(http://i41.tinypic.com/2qmgke0.jpg)
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hahahhahaha.......awesom e ;D
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I just learned he had Lupus along with vertigo. Supposedly he was taking a lot of prescription medications. All drugs!
(http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2006/06/0_22_jackson_michael_bruises1%5b1%5d.jpg)
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holy crist.......does anyone remember that he used to be a little black child.....they say he was like 5'11, 85 lbs.....picture how emaciated that is for a man, that is like auscwithtz skinny
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holy crist.......does anyone remember that he used to be a little black child.....they say he was like 5'11, 85 lbs.....picture how emaciated that is for a man, that is like auscwithtz skinny
What went wrong? :'(
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ALL DRUGS
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you wish you could go back in time and give that poor little kid a hug......and some direction.....i guess what they say is right........fame can be a fickle temptress :( :(
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and he became a pedophile too.
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i said it before, how does a stout black kid......become an emaciated asian woman......when the people who laid the groundwork for modern plastic surgery were coming up with all of those medical breakthroughs........the y had to have had something better in mind ::) ::) ::)
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This I will never understand:
(http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-2/michael-jackson-dangling-baby-son.jpg)
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a face of a very unhappy man there. it hurts to see where he came from, a very good looking guy and pussy magnet to this.
more sad is that there are people still walking around freely for destroying his face for lots of money, truly a big shame.
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His death wasnt really a surprise to anyone taking notice, I read multiple sources saying his health was terrible and people were worried months before.This one got it very close.
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/2009/01/08/booze-amp-pills-killing-michael-jackson-has-six-months-to-live.aspx
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a face of a very unhappy man there. it hurts to see where he came from, a very good looking guy and pussy magnet to this.
more sad is that there are people still walking around freely for destroying his face for lots of money, truly a big shame.
just wait till you see what happens now......estate lawyers will dryhump away the scraps of his remaining fortune, close friends and family members will be slicing each others throats......to be the first in line to release "tributes", and albums full of previously-recorded material, that was not album worthy the first or secone time around when he was actually alive........this will go one for years in the courts.......what a wonderful legal precedent we have created for ourselves in the last half of the 20th century. ::) ::)
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OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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;D
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When Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven God granted her one wish, she wished all the children on Earth would be safe.
So he killed Michael Jackson. ;D
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This I will never understand:
(http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-2/michael-jackson-dangling-baby-son.jpg)
it's a guy holding a baby over a balcony. What's not to understand??
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Pedofile, Predator, Freak and a Scumbag! May he rot in hell!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA
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This I will never understand:
(http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-2/michael-jackson-dangling-baby-son.jpg)
i think he just wants to greet the people wth the baby, but kind of went a little too far by putting it in harm's way. In actual fact he just left the baby out for like barely 2 secs, but the news and media up-played it by showing slow motion recordings which made it look like he left the baby out for a LOOOONG time.
Kind of reminds me of NBA footage of jordan doing his dunks. Making him hang in the air in slow motion and "flying".
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;D
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i think he just wants to greet the people wth the baby, but kind of went a little too far by putting it in harm's way. In actual fact he just left the baby out for like barely 2 secs, but the news and media up-played it by showing slow motion recordings which made it look like he left the baby out for a LOOOONG time.
Kind of reminds me of NBA footage of jordan doing his dunks. Making him hang in the air in slow motion and "flying".
Yes, most fathers innocently dangle their babies from 2nd story balconies as a greeting......
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PEDERAST!
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...i dont get it someone dies....
and its time to make jokes...
???
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Stop making jokes. He is going come back as a zombie like in the thriller video as eat you. :- :( :( :( :o :o :o
I knew that one would come up at least I get to see REAL VIDEOS on MTV now. I havent watched that station since they canned Beavis and Butthead. But before them the ONLY REASON to watch MTV was MJ!!!
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how can all of his children be white as snow when he was black?
i can understand being brown when mixed but damn his kids are all white.
WTF happened to his kids? are they even his?
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dexter is black
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dexter is black
im watching Dexter season 1 right now, I can assure he is quite white.
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im watching Dexter season 1 right now, I can assure he is quite white.
that show sucked
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that show sucked
fuck that, he had a sweet lab a tonne of great inventions!
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fuck that, he had a sweet lab a tonne of great inventions!
that's macgyver
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god do i hate that repugnant little misfit ;D ;D
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god do i hate that repugnant little misfit ;D ;D
hahahahahaha!! :D
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8) ;D
What about this one:
Michael said that "when he dies he wanted his ashes to be re-molded into a play station so children could still play with him."
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The pics in this gallery of jackson at the fancy dress party in an afro are gold ;D
http://photos.tmz.com/galleries/michael_jackson_family_photos#45344
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for the first time in long that he comes across as a normal human being.
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lol, i admit he looks hilarious.
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How many inches are those guns?
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forget the pic , carb depleted
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for the first time in long that he comes across as a normal human being.
exactly what i thought, he should have released these pics while alive, Michael Jackson chilling at a party in an afro wig with normal looking people.
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His kids look whiter than white tho. Did he not contribute any dna?
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All BS aside, how did he get so white all over? I remember people saying he had a skin disorder, but from what I read, that doesn't "white you out" so evenly. Did he use chemicals or something?
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All BS aside, how did he get so white all over? I remember people saying he had a skin disorder, but from what I read, that doesn't "white you out" so evenly. Did he use chemicals or something?
Yeah I think he used some drug that whitens the skin, like the opposite of the tanning pills.
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stays a bit of a mistery showstoppa
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stays a bit of a mistery showstoppa
I know. I want the opposite pills, like db said, to get a nice even tan. I'm too f'n white!
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maybe now hes gone that secret will come out as well.
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The guy lived a dream life.
But his face. ::) What was he thinking?
He looked handsome in his Jam, bad etc music clips.
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maybe there's reverse pro tan for those who want to be denegroized?
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The guy lived a dream life.
But his face. ::) What was he thinking?
He looked handsome in his Jam, bad etc music clips.
yeah, the guy should have gotten help.
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possible pigment suppressor...given the bleaching is balanced over his body and face. wild guess something in human trail stages in europe which is always a step ahead of the usa. dangerous game for minorities who got issues. anyway...he looked best post thriller/pre bad.
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He sufferred from a medical condition called vitiligo which apparently can only be treated by making the entire skin white.
Vetiligo: "An autoimmune skin disorder caused by attack of the immune system on the pigment-producing cells within the skin. The loss of the cells responsible for skin color result in milky white patches on the skin surface"
I believe that he opted to have all of his skin white rather than have white patches here and there.
apparently vitiligo patients accumulate H2O2 (hydrogenperoxide) in their skin, which bleaches the pigment.
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possible pigment suppressor...given the bleaching is balanced over his body and face. wild guess something in human trail stages in europe which is always a step ahead of the usa. dangerous game for minorities who got issues. anyway...he looked best post thriller/pre bad.
There was a story years back about a boxer from some African country who'd been taking skin lighteners/bleach for so long that in one fight he got really fucked up because apparently this shit weakens all your collagen or something and his face just got punched apart.
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He sufferred from a medical condition called vitiligo which apparently can only be treated by making the entire skin white.
Vetiligo: "An autoimmune skin disorder caused by attack of the immune system on the pigment-producing cells within the skin. The loss of the cells responsible for skin color result in milky white patches on the skin surface"
I believe that he opted to have all of his skin white rather than have white patches here and there.
apparently vitiligo patients accumulate H2O2 (hydrogenperoxide) in their skin, which bleaches the pigment.
sorry...i'll have to disagree. you've probably walked past a person on the street with the condition and just didnt pay attention. almost peter pan = michael jackson = almostmj.com
anyway...guys talent level wont be matched anytime soon. sorry...usher, chris brown, prince (great musician), etch.
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He sufferred from a medical condition called vitiligo which apparently can only be treated by making the entire skin white.
Vetiligo: "An autoimmune skin disorder caused by attack of the immune system on the pigment-producing cells within the skin. The loss of the cells responsible for skin color result in milky white patches on the skin surface"
I believe that he opted to have all of his skin white rather than have white patches here and there.
apparently vitiligo patients accumulate H2O2 (hydrogenperoxide) in their skin, which bleaches the pigment.
What's weird he never had any patches, he kinda whitened slowly all over...like out of nowhere.
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All BS aside, how did he get so white all over? I remember people saying he had a skin disorder, but from what I read, that doesn't "white you out" so evenly. Did he use chemicals or something?
Vitiligo, plus skin bleaching of some can. Then makeup.
joe rogan has this shit too. You can tell by looking at his uneven and spotty hands on UFC fights. He always wears long sleeves and pants all the time. Rogan also looks like he uses a lot of makeup and self-tanners too. So i guess you can either choose to go lighter or darker with virgilio?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitiligo
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man, this is one fucked up family.
by the way, do you think WHITE kids can be raised by the BLACK part of the "family"?
the WHITE mother sounds like a bitch as she agreed to leave the kids to the father willingly....for money i guess.
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man, this is one fucked up family.
by the way, do you think WHITE kids can be raised by the BLACK part of the family?
the WHITE mother sounds like a bitch as she agreed to leave the kids to the father willingly....for money i guess.
she said she did get any money.
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His kids were adopted. Their mother has admitted the father is an anonymous sperm detonator.
His kids are blond and or blue eyed.
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/6/26/1246027143514/Young-Michael-Jackson-Sin-001.jpg)
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Think about it...
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His kids were adopted. Their mother has admitted the father is an anonymous sperm detonator.
His kids are blond and or blue eyed.
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/6/26/1246027143514/Young-Michael-Jackson-Sin-001.jpg)
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Think about it...
most probably yes.
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His kids were adopted. Their mother has admitted the father is an anonymous sperm detonator.
His kids are blond and or blue eyed.
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/6/26/1246027143514/Young-Michael-Jackson-Sin-001.jpg)
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Think about it...
thanks for the clarification.
All in all, poor kids. Living in a family of black/sexually deviant/fucked up people...having an unknown father and a biological mother who doesnt care about them.... wow, tough life ahead.
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You all need to see this.
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ROFL......damn that was some serious funny and truth..... ;D
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"Meanwhile Michael Jackson is freer than a muthafucka, all the while smelling like little childrens booty-holes. Fuck Michael Jackson!"
Lol
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"Meanwhile Michael Jackson is freer than a muthafucka, all the while smelling like little childrens booty-holes. Fuck Michael Jackson!"
Lol
haha, "You mean you don't like to climb trees?"
"No motherfucka, I got bills to pay!"
LOL
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"This aint no muthafuckin setup. No one accuses you of the same shit for 20 fucking years! If someone accuses you of being a crackhead for 20 years....then muthafucka you smoking Crack!"
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The 2 videos in this thread are so funny this deserves to go 10 pages.
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You all need to see this.
That butthead wil never reach the legendary status of MJ no matter how much dirts he spills on him.
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That butthead wil never reach the legendary status of MJ no matter how much dirts he spills on him.
At the end of the day you are still glorifing a pedofile, regardless of what his other accomplishments may have been.
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At the end of the day you are still glorifing a pedofile, regardless of what his other accomplishments may have been.
I don't believe MJ did it... I'll put it like I did in some other post.
As a parent, there is no amount of money that would either shut me up nor keep me from doing everything in my power to have the person who did something like that to my child drawn and quartered.
What the people who believe that MJ molested these kids are saying is that these parents had a price on their children... A price that made it OK for them to turn the other cheek and leave the man who molested their children alone.
If that is the case, then I'm afraid that those parents do not deserve the children the have, nor the money they made from the settlements....
I can tell you that if something like that had happened to my child, money would not get the job done.
Another question I have to ask is "Where were the parents?"
We're talking about little kids... Why weren't their parents there? Again, as a parent, I wouldn't leave my child with someone I hardly knew. No matter their social status
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I don't believe MJ did it... I'll put it like I did in some other post.
As a parent, there is no amount of money that would either shut me up nor keep me from doing everything in my power to have the person who did something like that to my child drawn and quartered.
What the people who believe that MJ molested these kids are saying is that these parents had a price on their children... A price that made it OK for them to turn the other cheek and leave the man who molested their children alone.
If that is the case, then I'm afraid that those parents do not deserve the children the have, nor the money they made from the settlements....
I can tell you that if something like that had happened to my child, money would not get the job done.
Another question I have to ask is "Where were the parents?"
We're talking about little kids... Why weren't their parents there? Again, as a parent, I wouldn't leave my child with someone I hardly knew. No matter their social status
Flip the coin. There is no amount of money that I would not spend to clear my name of such charges, probably just like you. Kat is right.
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At the end of the day you are still glorifing a pedofile, regardless of what his other accomplishments may have been.
so be it.
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Flip the coin. There is no amount of money that I would not spend to clear my name of such charges, probably just like you. Kat is right.
Maybe, but if you're a guy who is that rich and it all just goes away because you write a check... does that make you guilty? No.
It makes you childish and immature... Sure... but it doesn't make you guilty.
It's the parents job to fight for justice, not the accused.
You're saying guilty until proven innocent, which isn't how the legal system works.
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Maybe, but if you're a guy who is that rich and it all just goes away because you write a check... does that make you guilty? No.
It makes you childish and immature... Sure... but it doesn't make you guilty.
It's the parents job to fight for justice, not the accused.
You're saying guilty until proven innocent, which isn't how the legal system works.
But it didn't go away. I could understand more if the charges had never come out and he paid off the family to keep his reputation, but the damage was already done. So instead of trying to clear his name, he pays them off. I don't buy it. The guy had unlimited resources to clear his name and he didn't try to.
As for the parents, I agree. But we aren't all cut from the same mold. Think of what kind of dipshit parent lets their son stay at a grown man's house, who they barely know....but that still doesn't mean it didn't happen to the kid.
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yes we should all listen to katt williams ::)
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You're saying guilty until proven innocent, which isn't how the legal system works.
I see, ya let's go with the OJ defence. Not guilty, technically.
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I took Billy Mays' death way harder. He was the man.
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Let's review.
-Musical "genius" had not had a hit in 20 years.
-Half a billion (with a B) in debt after selling a record number of albums.
-The coroner's report on this lost soul:
Harrowing leaked autopsy details show the singer was a virtual skeleton — barely eating and with only pills in his stomach at the time he died.
His hips, thighs and shoulders were riddled with needle wounds — believed to be the result of injections of narcotic painkillers, given three times a day for years.
And a mass of surgery scars were thought to be the legacy of at least 13 cosmetic operations.
Experts found the distressing evidence of Jacko’s physical decline while investigating his startling death in Los Angeles last week.
Bodyweight plunged to a “severely emaciated” 112.lb. It is understood anorexic Jackson had been eating just one meagre meal a day.
Pathologists found his stomach empty aside from partially-dissolved pills he took before the painkiller injection which stopped his heart. Samples were sent for toxicology tests.
LOST virtually all his hair. The pop pin-up was wearing a wig when he died and pathologists said little more than “peach fuzz” covered his scalp.
A scarred section of skin above his left ear was entirely bald — apparently the result of a 1984 accident when his hair caught fire as he filmed an ad for Pepsi.
SUFFERED several broken ribs as frantic rescuers pumped his chest after he collapsed in cardiac arrest. Four injection sites were found above or near to Jacko’s heart.
The autopsy also found unexplained BRUISING on Jackson’s knees and on the fronts of both shins. And there were CUTS on his back, indicating a recent fall.
The King of Pop’s once handsome face bore a network of plastic surgery scars, while the bridge to his nose had vanished and its right side had partially collapsed.
“His doctors and the hangers-on stood by as he self-destructed."
Cardiologist Dr Murray was thought to have given Jackson the final injection of painkiller Demerol.
He is facing serious questions about his resuscitation attempts, which began when he started CPR as Jacko lay unconscious on a bed. Basic first aid guidance says patients must be face-up on a hard surface before compressions.
Experts yesterday expressed amazement that a trained cardiologist could have made such an error, potentially wasting vital minutes.
He was taking a potentially toxic cocktail of drugs.
Sources last night said prescriptions for drugs for patients other than Jacko were found at his home. Those patients were due to be quizzed.
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He was very child-like in many ways, probably because he never had a childhood.
While I would never excuse any criminal acts he may have committed, there certainly exists possible causation here.
There will never be another.
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Let's review.
-Musical "genius" had not had a hit in 20 years.
-Half a billion (with a B) in debt after selling a record number of albums.
-The coroner's report on this lost soul:
Harrowing leaked autopsy details show the singer was a virtual skeleton — barely eating and with only pills in his stomach at the time he died.
His hips, thighs and shoulders were riddled with needle wounds — believed to be the result of injections of narcotic painkillers, given three times a day for years.
And a mass of surgery scars were thought to be the legacy of at least 13 cosmetic operations.
Experts found the distressing evidence of Jacko’s physical decline while investigating his startling death in Los Angeles last week.
Bodyweight plunged to a “severely emaciated” 112.lb. It is understood anorexic Jackson had been eating just one meagre meal a day.
Pathologists found his stomach empty aside from partially-dissolved pills he took before the painkiller injection which stopped his heart. Samples were sent for toxicology tests.
LOST virtually all his hair. The pop pin-up was wearing a wig when he died and pathologists said little more than “peach fuzz” covered his scalp.
A scarred section of skin above his left ear was entirely bald — apparently the result of a 1984 accident when his hair caught fire as he filmed an ad for Pepsi.
SUFFERED several broken ribs as frantic rescuers pumped his chest after he collapsed in cardiac arrest. Four injection sites were found above or near to Jacko’s heart.
The autopsy also found unexplained BRUISING on Jackson’s knees and on the fronts of both shins. And there were CUTS on his back, indicating a recent fall.
The King of Pop’s once handsome face bore a network of plastic surgery scars, while the bridge to his nose had vanished and its right side had partially collapsed.
“His doctors and the hangers-on stood by as he self-destructed."
Cardiologist Dr Murray was thought to have given Jackson the final injection of painkiller Demerol.
He is facing serious questions about his resuscitation attempts, which began when he started CPR as Jacko lay unconscious on a bed. Basic first aid guidance says patients must be face-up on a hard surface before compressions.
Experts yesterday expressed amazement that a trained cardiologist could have made such an error, potentially wasting vital minutes.
He was taking a potentially toxic cocktail of drugs.
Sources last night said prescriptions for drugs for patients other than Jacko were found at his home. Those patients were due to be quizzed.
he had some hit from his album "history" in the mid 90's, plus some from 2001
that report is inaccurate
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/l-a-coroners-office-michael-jackson-autopsy-report-inaccurate/24519?nc
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Let's review.
-Musical "genius" had not had a hit in 20 years.
-Half a billion (with a B) in debt after selling a record number of albums.
-The coroner's report on this lost soul:
Harrowing leaked autopsy details show the singer was a virtual skeleton — barely eating and with only pills in his stomach at the time he died.
His hips, thighs and shoulders were riddled with needle wounds — believed to be the result of injections of narcotic painkillers, given three times a day for years.
And a mass of surgery scars were thought to be the legacy of at least 13 cosmetic operations.
Experts found the distressing evidence of Jacko’s physical decline while investigating his startling death in Los Angeles last week.
Bodyweight plunged to a “severely emaciated” 112.lb. It is understood anorexic Jackson had been eating just one meagre meal a day.
Pathologists found his stomach empty aside from partially-dissolved pills he took before the painkiller injection which stopped his heart. Samples were sent for toxicology tests.
LOST virtually all his hair. The pop pin-up was wearing a wig when he died and pathologists said little more than “peach fuzz” covered his scalp.
A scarred section of skin above his left ear was entirely bald — apparently the result of a 1984 accident when his hair caught fire as he filmed an ad for Pepsi.
SUFFERED several broken ribs as frantic rescuers pumped his chest after he collapsed in cardiac arrest. Four injection sites were found above or near to Jacko’s heart.
The autopsy also found unexplained BRUISING on Jackson’s knees and on the fronts of both shins. And there were CUTS on his back, indicating a recent fall.
The King of Pop’s once handsome face bore a network of plastic surgery scars, while the bridge to his nose had vanished and its right side had partially collapsed.
“His doctors and the hangers-on stood by as he self-destructed."
Cardiologist Dr Murray was thought to have given Jackson the final injection of painkiller Demerol.
He is facing serious questions about his resuscitation attempts, which began when he started CPR as Jacko lay unconscious on a bed. Basic first aid guidance says patients must be face-up on a hard surface before compressions.
Experts yesterday expressed amazement that a trained cardiologist could have made such an error, potentially wasting vital minutes.
He was taking a potentially toxic cocktail of drugs.
Sources last night said prescriptions for drugs for patients other than Jacko were found at his home. Those patients were due to be quizzed.
Damn....
But Katt is right. A far as the question about the parents and where were they. Certain types of parents don't question because they are either blinded by Mike's stardom, and want to bask in ignorance, or want it known to friends, neighbors, that the children and they are associated with MJ.
As Katt said, what do you do to make a place comfortable to little boys...
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Let's review.
-Musical "genius" had not had a hit in 20 years.
-Half a billion (with a B) in debt after selling a record number of albums.
-The coroner's report on this lost soul:
Harrowing leaked autopsy details show the singer was a virtual skeleton — barely eating and with only pills in his stomach at the time he died.
His hips, thighs and shoulders were riddled with needle wounds — believed to be the result of injections of narcotic painkillers, given three times a day for years.
And a mass of surgery scars were thought to be the legacy of at least 13 cosmetic operations.
Experts found the distressing evidence of Jacko’s physical decline while investigating his startling death in Los Angeles last week.
Bodyweight plunged to a “severely emaciated” 112.lb. It is understood anorexic Jackson had been eating just one meagre meal a day.
Pathologists found his stomach empty aside from partially-dissolved pills he took before the painkiller injection which stopped his heart. Samples were sent for toxicology tests.
LOST virtually all his hair. The pop pin-up was wearing a wig when he died and pathologists said little more than “peach fuzz” covered his scalp.
A scarred section of skin above his left ear was entirely bald — apparently the result of a 1984 accident when his hair caught fire as he filmed an ad for Pepsi.
SUFFERED several broken ribs as frantic rescuers pumped his chest after he collapsed in cardiac arrest. Four injection sites were found above or near to Jacko’s heart.
The autopsy also found unexplained BRUISING on Jackson’s knees and on the fronts of both shins. And there were CUTS on his back, indicating a recent fall.
The King of Pop’s once handsome face bore a network of plastic surgery scars, while the bridge to his nose had vanished and its right side had partially collapsed.
“His doctors and the hangers-on stood by as he self-destructed."
Cardiologist Dr Murray was thought to have given Jackson the final injection of painkiller Demerol.
He is facing serious questions about his resuscitation attempts, which began when he started CPR as Jacko lay unconscious on a bed. Basic first aid guidance says patients must be face-up on a hard surface before compressions.
Experts yesterday expressed amazement that a trained cardiologist could have made such an error, potentially wasting vital minutes.
He was taking a potentially toxic cocktail of drugs.
Sources last night said prescriptions for drugs for patients other than Jacko were found at his home. Those patients were due to be quizzed.
Now that seems like a great life. ::)
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Let's review.
-Musical "genius" had not had a hit in 20 years.
-Half a billion (with a B) in debt after selling a record number of albums.
-The coroner's report on this lost soul:
Harrowing leaked autopsy details show the singer was a virtual skeleton — barely eating and with only pills in his stomach at the time he died.
His hips, thighs and shoulders were riddled with needle wounds — believed to be the result of injections of narcotic painkillers, given three times a day for years.
And a mass of surgery scars were thought to be the legacy of at least 13 cosmetic operations.
Experts found the distressing evidence of Jacko’s physical decline while investigating his startling death in Los Angeles last week.
Bodyweight plunged to a “severely emaciated” 112.lb. It is understood anorexic Jackson had been eating just one meagre meal a day.
Pathologists found his stomach empty aside from partially-dissolved pills he took before the painkiller injection which stopped his heart. Samples were sent for toxicology tests.
LOST virtually all his hair. The pop pin-up was wearing a wig when he died and pathologists said little more than “peach fuzz” covered his scalp.
A scarred section of skin above his left ear was entirely bald — apparently the result of a 1984 accident when his hair caught fire as he filmed an ad for Pepsi.
SUFFERED several broken ribs as frantic rescuers pumped his chest after he collapsed in cardiac arrest. Four injection sites were found above or near to Jacko’s heart.
The autopsy also found unexplained BRUISING on Jackson’s knees and on the fronts of both shins. And there were CUTS on his back, indicating a recent fall.
The King of Pop’s once handsome face bore a network of plastic surgery scars, while the bridge to his nose had vanished and its right side had partially collapsed.
“His doctors and the hangers-on stood by as he self-destructed."
Cardiologist Dr Murray was thought to have given Jackson the final injection of painkiller Demerol.
He is facing serious questions about his resuscitation attempts, which began when he started CPR as Jacko lay unconscious on a bed. Basic first aid guidance says patients must be face-up on a hard surface before compressions.
Experts yesterday expressed amazement that a trained cardiologist could have made such an error, potentially wasting vital minutes.
He was taking a potentially toxic cocktail of drugs.
Sources last night said prescriptions for drugs for patients other than Jacko were found at his home. Those patients were due to be quizzed.
getdumb Sun report above
The Michael Jackson autopsy results that were reportedly leaked to British tabloid The Sun are false, according to Ed Winter, assistant chief coroner of the L.A. County Coroner's Office.
"I don't know where that information came from, or who that information came from. It is not accurate. Some of it is totally false," said Winter in a statement released June 29. Winters was responding to The Sun's report early Monday that Jackson, who died on June 25 at age 50, was bald, emaciated, had broken ribs and only pills in his stomach when he died.
Claiming it had seen a leaked autopsy report, The Sun alleged that Jackson was wearing a wig to cover his "peach fuzz" hair when he died, weighed only 112 lbs. and had needle marks covering his shoulders, hips and thighs.
Separately, celebrity gossip site TMZ has also dismissed the leaked autopsy report as fake. "A report in The Sun gave harrowing details of the body, but we've learned the 'autopsy report' was fabricated and completely false," says TMZ.
Meanwhile, the L.A. County Coroner's Office has deemed the results of Michael Jackson's June 26 autopsy inconclusive, saying it may take several more weeks to determine the exact cause of death. However, Craig Harvey, operations chief, told reporters last Friday: "There was no indication of any external trauma or any indication of foul play." Michael's body has since been released to a private pathologist, where a second autopsy will be performed at the request of the Jackson family.
the kids are cute. they'll be fine so long as they dont go back to the whore# who donated the eggs. i'd leave them with janet.
Jackson, who had been feverishly preparing for a comeback tour in July, was in full cardiac arrest when paramedics arrived at his rented L.A. mansion on the afternoon of June 25. Sources say his personal physician had desperately tried to revive him.
While speculation is mounting that Michael may have overdosed on Demerol (a narcotic painkiller similar to morphine), the Coroner's Office says it's still too early to tell what kind of drugs Jackson may have had in his system. "We know he was taking some
prescription medications," Harvey said. "But those tests will take an additional four to six weeks to be completed."
the kids are cute. they'll be fine so long as they dont go back to the whore# who donated the eggs. janet would make a good mom
(http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2009/06/mj_pics_0017_Layer_3_full.jpg)
(http://i.usatoday.net/life/_photos/2009/06/29/janet-jacksonx.jpg)
us court systems get it right for once
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black people adopting white kids? hahahaha now that's something unbeliavable.
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black people adopting white kids? hahahaha now that's something unbeliavable.
damn....the world is becoming more open minded and browner thinking everyday.
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the kids are cute. they'll be fine so long as they dont go back to the whore# who donated the eggs. i'd leave them with janet.
the kids are cute. they'll be fine so long as they dont go back to the whore# who donated the eggs. janet would make a good mom
(http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/stadium.weblogsinc.com/tmz/images/2009/06/mj_pics_0017_Layer_3_full.jpg)
Those are MJ's kids? They look plasticized, or the result of some Boys from Brazil experiment, not like real children.
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yes we should all listen to katt williams ::)
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Exactly ;D It just proves that world is full of primitive, dumb people who believe in 'There is no smoke without a fire" and "If few people said it then it must be true" I mean...I am Nobody and i remember people who never knew or met me made up such a stories about my life that I couldn't believe my ears when i heard that! And what about man who was a legend for last 25 years and had everything!
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Haha...the mods deleted your trade a getdummy for almostmj
ugly turkish s##t
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THE KING IS DEAD
Michael Jackson died while trying to play the guitar. Apparently he had a heart attack after his G string snapped while trying to finger A minor.
Since Michael Jackson was 99% plastic, he will be melted down and moulded into Lego so that children can play with him for a change...
McDonalds has announced "the McJackson". It's a 50 year old piece of meat between 6 year old buns.
I'm going to see a new group next month – the Jackson 4.
Michael Jackson had so much plastic surgery they are moving his corpse straight into Madame Tussauds – no need for a waxwork.
After the autopsy they stitched Michael Jackson up with a glue gun.
Jacko died of a heart attack this morning shocked when he discovered that Boyz II Men was a band, not a delivery service.
Bad timing with the Jacko death - he was due on a family vacation in Florida next week... he was going to Tampa with the kids.
It seems Michael Jackson didn't die of a heart attack at home. He was in the children's ward, having a stroke.
Due to Michael Jackson's unexpected demise, all of his dates in London have had to be cancelled. Starting with James, aged 10, Peter aged 9...
Michael Jackson's three kids are being taken over by the NSPCC. However, Madonna has already said she would take Bubbles to add to their growing collection of monkeys!
MJ is not going to be buried or cremated but recycled into plastic shopping bags so that he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.
MJ has just been refused entry into Heaven...
Don't blame it on the sunshine,
Don't blame it on the moonlight,
Don't blame it on the good times,
Blame it on the buggery.
An autopsy has revealed that Jacko's death was drug related. Medical experts are warning of the dangers of using 7 to 10 year old crack!
Confirmation has been received that Michael Jackson died today. Sources close to the Jackson family say the cause of death was a heart attack brought on by food poisoning. Apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts.
The world mourns the loss today of two great white women, Farrah and Michael.
Michael Jackson wanted to be cremated, and his ashes to be placed in a box of rice bubbles - just so he could experience coming out of a kids arse again.
They are going to bury Michael in South Australia - they get a 5 cent refund for recyclable plastics.
He didn't die of a heart attack. He drowned in the Hudson River. His body was found bobbing under a buoy.
Farrah Fawcett went into a coma. God appeared and said to her "Farrah, you have given so much pleasure to so many people, what would you like as your final wish?" Farrah said "I would like all the children around the world to be happy and safe". So God killed Michael Jackson.
Police have ruled out foul play in the death of Jacko, he simply tripped over a pram in his flat. Police are blaming it on the buggy.
Jacko's ghost has been sighted in a children's hospital, looks like he will continue to try to put the willies up small children.
Michael Jackson is dead. Hospital staff don't know what to do with the body as plastic recycle night is not until next Tuesday.
In a recent interview, Michael Jackson said he wants to have 10 children. He also said he wants to be a father again.
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grow up kids
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janet looks stunning as always.
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http://www.bild.de/BILD/unterhaltung/leute/2009/07/06/michael-jackson-schatten/wandert-sein-geist-durch-neverland.html
you believe that`?
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Yes of course that is Micheal, who else would it be?
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Yes of course that is Micheal, who else would it be?
a bird?
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a bird?
Shaped exactly like Micheal Jackson?
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Shaped exactly like Micheal Jackson?
kubadus jackus
"this bird is known for his michael jackson like shape.it was first discovered by prof.sergey astorofski in 1992"
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kubadus jackus
"this bird is known for his michael jackson like shape.it was first discovered by prof.sergey astorofski in 1992"
Hahaha. ;D
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The Tupac-style "M.J. Lives" conspiracy theorists are already hard at work, so why shouldn't the ghost hunters? In the above clip from the tour of Neverland Ranch on Larry King Live, Michael Jackson's ghost makes its television debut. Either that, or someone walks by a window to cast that shadow (so doubtful). You be the judge!
:o
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Yeah, it couldn't have been a guy walking outside the window casting the shadow.....besides if it was Michael it would have cast a white shadow as he paid for it to be.
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look like the shadow had a hat on. :o
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cool! Not a bad shot. Could be real, but who knows. He did die suddenly and may have unfinished business, attachments to his earthly identity, and so on. Who knows the reasons for staying behind when one dies.
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repost
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I didn't see the ghost being trailed by a small child....so no, not real.
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>:( f----k ! we may never be rid of him !
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Shadow most likely caused from an object passing across a skylight in the room in the middle. Obviously not a ghost. Especially, when you consider the size of the shadow in proportion it would be over 8' tall.
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that's some Dramatic music playing in the video clip :)
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Dorian at Neverland
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cool! Not a bad shot. Could be real, but who knows. He did die suddenly and may have unfinished business, attachments to his earthly identity, and so on. Who knows the reasons for staying behind when one dies.
I have a nice bridge for sale (cheap) that overlooks a gorgeous harbor in Sydney, Australia.
You interested?
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Fuck Michael Jackson he is in hell burning
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haters are of all times
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Dorian at Neverland
I got it ;D
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It was Munzer.
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Shadow most likely caused from an object passing across a skylight in the room in the middle. Obviously not a ghost. Especially, when you consider the size of the shadow in proportion it would be over 8' tall.
::)
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reptilian
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damn thread is all hate. what's up with you fools?
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is there anywhere that has the video in english?
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that ghost needs to beat it
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Munzer.
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Is the ghost chasing a young boy and trying to sniff it's booty hole?
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Die Bildzeitung und ihre Sorgen.... ::)
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Die Bildzeitung und ihre Sorgen.... ::)
hast du ein problem nazi? ;D
joke mein freund
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Why do I always misspell "Michael"? >:( One of my fingers is too fast...
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video's on youtube, just type in michael jackson ghost.
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hast du ein problem nazi? ;D
joke mein freund
Ich bin ein freiheitlicher Demokrat und kein Nazi. Du bist das Beispiel für einen perfekt integrierten Ausländer in unserer Gesellschaft, ein echtes Vorbild für alle Immigranten (no homo und no joke). :-*
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English
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debunked. who ever believes this shit is whacko..
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well, don't be so fast to dismiss this little miss skeptic. i took a shit this morning and as i was inspecting my masterpiece it looked exactly like MJ. Coincidence? Clearly not. What say you now?
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debunked. who ever believes this shit is whacko..
Michael's ghost might still be there somewhere, this just proves that that thing wasn't his ghost...
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>:(
(http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgfp1872+fox-mulder-and-dana-scully-the-x-files-poster.jpg)
fans want to believe
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the coming years you will hear people claim they saw michael jackson haha.
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Ich bin ein freiheitlicher Demokrat und kein Nazi. Du bist das Beispiel für einen perfekt integrierten Ausländer in unserer Gesellschaft, ein echtes Vorbild für alle Immigranten (no homo und no joke). :-*
danke mein freund,ich weiss es zu schätzen
R.I.P. jacko
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http://www.micropoll.com/akira/MicroPoll?mode=html&sp=17992 (http://www.micropoll.com/akira/MicroPoll?mode=html&sp=17992)
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wow. that's really not funny at all
MJ jokes were obnoxious years ago - now they're pathetic
let him go
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it's not supposed to be funny.
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masturbation poll
def something bast would start
palmala handerson is his bitch and 'right hand man' at the same time :-X :P
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Not funny or appropriate. Show some respect.
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MJ was vegetarian too. I wonder what his meal consisted of...
hmm:
'Michael Jackson is said to be living on a diet of gravy, painkillers and biscuits.'
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/showbiz/2008-11/27/content_7245233.htm
'"He was just careful about what he ate; he just tried to be healthy," said Kevin McLin, a friend of the family and Jackson's former publicist. "He ate turkey burgers, Chinese food, a lot of vegetables. He always tried to eat healthy stuff. ... He tried to stay away from red meat."'
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/MichaelJackson/story?id=7990609&page=1
kids were on diet?
http://womansday.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=379959
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'Michael Jackson is said to be living on a diet of gravy, painkillers and biscuits.'
I didn't know he was a fellow Southerner ;D
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Diet consisted of tossed salads,10 year old wieners, and chitlins.
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Diet consisted of tossed salads,10 year old wieners, and chitlins.
LOL
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What have concert dates got in common with boys’ foreskins?
michael jackson’s pushed them back