Author Topic: Michael Jackson - threads, ghosts, jokes, movie rights (Read 28290 times)

Prince could work because (1) they're both little effiminate wimps, and (2) essentially their stage presence was taken right from James Brown in both cases.

MethodGNA · « **Reply #31 on:** June 25, 2009, 08:02:38 PM »

hahahaha.....that bad....but funny

whateva · « **Reply #32 on:** June 25, 2009, 08:06:34 PM »

This guy

TommyBoy · « **Reply #33 on:** June 25, 2009, 08:11:35 PM »

I shouldn't be laughing. I'm laughing. I shouldn't be.

Bast175 · « **Reply #34 on:** June 25, 2009, 08:17:25 PM »

Quote from: whateva on June 25, 2009, 08:06:34 PM

This guy

His face looks too human to play Jackson.

Bast175 · « **Reply #35 on:** June 25, 2009, 08:19:51 PM »

Wasn't dying on the cross enough of a sacrifice!?

Bast175 · « **Reply #36 on:** June 25, 2009, 08:21:10 PM »

' An affidavit from former Santa Barbara Sheriff's Department deputy Deborah Linden was filed in 1993 to secure court permission to photograph Jackson's private parts. Investigators sought the images in a bid to corroborate allegations made by 13-year-old Jordan Chandler. The boy told police that Jackson frequently masturbated him, adding that he could provide a detailed description of the star's penis as a way of proving the pair had been intimate.'

'Chandler told police that Jackson justified the illicit acts by saying, "it was okay and natural because other friends had done this" with him. The singer, then in his mid-30s, also allegedly told the boy that, "masturbation is a wonderful thing."'
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/michaeljackson/010605jacksonsplotch.html

big L dawg · « **Reply #37 on:** June 25, 2009, 08:21:15 PM »

Early years I'd go with Gary Coleman.latter years....probably Jim Carrey.

MB_722 · « **Reply #38 on:** June 25, 2009, 08:22:39 PM »

how twisted do you have to be to impersonate MJ? lol

MethodGNA · « **Reply #39 on:** June 25, 2009, 08:26:33 PM »

mj and god.....at the pearly gates

mj: well, there are certainly some things that i did later in life that i would change if i could

god: my son, you may have traveled down a dark path...but you did bring joy and happiness to millions in the years of your youth

mj: i dont know, my mind is restless still......perhaps god, you can reveal you son, the lord jesus to me in order to help me
through this transition........maybe. .......uh......you can manifest him as the pre-teen incarnation of christ our lord.

god: yeah........uhhhhhhh.... ....i dont know if that would be a good idea.....jesus, uhhh, he went away.....forever

gordiano · « **Reply #40 on:** June 25, 2009, 08:26:48 PM »

Let me say this again...why would ANYONE pay off someone who is slandering your name? Let's face it....the damage had been done (to Michael's image) already...so why not fight the people making the allegations?

gordiano · « **Reply #41 on:** June 25, 2009, 08:27:26 PM »

Quote from: Bast175 on June 25, 2009, 08:19:51 PM

Wasn't dying on the cross enough of a sacrifice!?

It's god's plan......and you thought you had a shitty father... $:-\$

240 is Back · « **Reply #42 on:** June 25, 2009, 08:28:29 PM »

I'm wondering if the people who knew some seriously messed up stuff will write books now.

Imagine the creepy shit his staff knew. They surely had non-disclosure agreements and were likely paid very well. I wonder if they'll suddenly look to make a buck now that the gravy train just ended?

Dr Kincaid · « **Reply #43 on:** June 25, 2009, 08:28:56 PM »

Kai or Dex

jack_ftype · « **Reply #44 on:** June 25, 2009, 08:29:30 PM »

Quote

Let me say this again...why would ANYONE pay off someone who is slandering your name? Let's face it....the damage had been done (to Michael's image) already...so why not fight the people making the allegations? Roll Eyes

because he did it and wants it to go away as fast as possible...

G o a t b o y · « **Reply #45 on:** June 25, 2009, 08:30:11 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on June 25, 2009, 08:26:48 PM

Let me say this again...why would ANYONE pay off someone who is slandering your name? Let's face it....the damage had been done (to Michael's image) already...so why not fight the people making the allegations?

To avoid a criminal complaint, obviously.

Only reason in the world to pay off someone in a situation like this is if you're guilty.

(Michael took his cues from the Catholic church).

gordiano · « **Reply #46 on:** June 25, 2009, 08:36:40 PM »

Quote from: jack_ftype on June 25, 2009, 08:29:30 PM

because he did it and wants it to go away as fast as possible...

Quote from: G o a t b o y on June 25, 2009, 08:30:11 PM

To avoid a criminal complaint, obviously.

Only reason in the world to pay off someone in a situation like this is if you're guilty.

(Michael took his cues from the Catholic church).

We know that. But some of his fans refuse to accept/believe that their little dancing fairy with shitty music is capable of committing indecent acts. As if being a musician somehow makes you some sort of angel.....

Croatch · « **Reply #47 on:** June 25, 2009, 08:36:47 PM »

Quote from: gordiano on June 25, 2009, 08:26:48 PM

Let me say this again...why would ANYONE pay off someone who is slandering your name? Let's face it....the damage had been done (to Michael's image) already...so why not fight the people making the allegations?

I agree on a moral standpoint, but logically...if you have money to spare, why not pay one million and guarantee you won't go to jail. You never know which way some jury's will go.
Look at the OJ case.

Bast175 · « **Reply #48 on:** June 25, 2009, 08:38:01 PM »

Quote from: Croatch on June 25, 2009, 08:36:47 PM

I agree on a moral standpoint, but logically...if you have money to spare, why not pay one million and guarantee you won't go to jail. You never know which way some jury's will go.
Look at the OJ case.

some other dude from the NFL recently paid off a family member after killing a dude (drunk driving)... no jail time.

Croatch · « **Reply #49 on:** June 25, 2009, 08:41:48 PM »

Quote from: G o a t b o y on June 25, 2009, 07:47:06 PM

Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson... there's your three.

Which means if you're a big celebrity, you're probably safe for a while.

Translation: IFBB "pros" still have to worry about death just like the rest of us, but Ron Avidan has nothing to worry about!

I misread the first name for "Vince McMahon" and got excited. There'd be one less piece of shit on the earth.