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Title: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: TooMuchMuscle4U on July 21, 2009, 03:36:33 PM
I know we all have some serious monsters on GB. But have you ever had the oppprtunity to spit game at a dime piece working out on the lying leg curl machine begging for a cock?  ;D

I have found myself in these situations all the time, and was wondering what you bros would do.
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: Man of Steel on July 21, 2009, 03:41:02 PM
AAHHAAHAHAH!!!  "spit game at a dime piece"

You crazy kids and your negroid phrases.
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: CalvinH on July 21, 2009, 04:35:04 PM
Get Biggers don't hit on women,they get hit on.
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: The Nub Monster on July 21, 2009, 04:39:21 PM
AAHHAAHAHAH!!!  "spit game at a dime piece"

You crazy kids and your negroid phrases.

I know the force of ebonics is strong in this retarded prick........it's a shame really!
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: ironneck on July 21, 2009, 04:39:48 PM
haha no hot chicks at my gym
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: MethodGNA on July 21, 2009, 04:40:48 PM
I know we all have some serious monsters on GB. But have you ever had the oppprtunity to spit game at a dime piece working out on the lying leg curl machine begging for a cock?  ;D

I have found myself in these situations all the time, and was wondering what you bros would do.


you saunter up to her, with kind of a swagger.........take the toothpick out of you mouth and flick it off her forehead........and you say...."lose the bra BITCH"........if it doesn't work, i would really be suprised :) :)
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: johnnynoname on July 21, 2009, 04:53:38 PM
Get Biggers don't hit on women,they get hit on.

qft
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: Method101 on July 21, 2009, 04:56:47 PM
the only interraction i ever had with a woman at the gym was when i let the weight down too fast on the leg extension machien and it causes a loud thump. This scared the shit out of the woman on the next machine over and she moved over  to the other side of the gym and avoided me ever since.

Most of the women who went to the public gym i used to go to were old or fat. With the ocassional bunch of 16-18 year old guido loving bitches. :-X :-\
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Post by: johnnynoname on July 21, 2009, 04:58:11 PM
many a ho from the gym has filled up my "spank bank"
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: Charfman84 on July 21, 2009, 04:58:52 PM

you saunter up to her, with kind of a swagger.........take the toothpick out of you mouth and flick it off her forehead........and you say...."lose the bra BITCH"........if it doesn't work, i would really be suprised :) :)

(http://www.wrestlingtradingcards.com/images/1995_bravo_sport/ramon.jpg)  -   works like a charm
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: tbombz on July 21, 2009, 05:03:49 PM
never really ay hot ladies in the gym...funny you made this thread today though cuz this morning i was in the gym doing shoulders and there were three chicks about my age (20 or so..maybe a bit older) and they were presumably friends and all of them had tight nicely shaped bodies with full tittys and and nice round asses... cute faces too.... i have no idea where they came from but i hope to see them again
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: SaltShaker on July 21, 2009, 05:15:23 PM
Get Biggers don't hit on women,they get hit onhit women.

fixed
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: TooMuchMuscle4U on July 21, 2009, 05:42:11 PM
never really ay hot ladies in the gym...funny you made this thread today though cuz this morning i was in the gym doing shoulders and there were three chicks about my age (20 or so..maybe a bit older) and they were presumably friends and all of them had tight nicely shaped bodies with full tittys and and nice round asses... cute faces too.... i have no idea where they came from but i hope to see them again

Hahahhah

Was kind of weird today. About 40 mins. into my cardio session, this whore starts on the machine next to me, 5 mins. later moves to the other machine next to me, then moves over again, stops, walks around the gym, comes back on the machine next to me..She was not attractive, but that really struck me odd..  ???
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: ManBearPig... on July 21, 2009, 05:48:28 PM
never really ay hot ladies in the gym...funny you made this thread today though cuz this morning i was in the gym doing shoulders and there were three chicks about my age (20 or so..maybe a bit older) and they were presumably friends and all of them had tight nicely shaped bodies with full tittys and and nice round asses... cute faces too.... i have no idea where they came from but i hope to see them again

most of us wouldn't consider the Russian bathhouse you attend a gym, you fuck.
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: Bast175 on July 21, 2009, 06:00:05 PM
I know we all have some serious monsters on GB. But have you ever had the oppprtunity to spit game at a dime piece working out on the lying leg curl machine begging for a cock?  ;D

I have found myself in these situations all the time, and was wondering what you bros would do.

I don't think that's a good time to initiate conversation. 
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: tbombz on July 21, 2009, 06:03:31 PM
Hahahhah

Was kind of weird today. About 40 mins. into my cardio session, this whore starts on the machine next to me, 5 mins. later moves to the other machine next to me, then moves over again, stops, walks around the gym, comes back on the machine next to me..She was not attractive, but that really struck me odd..  ???
she was trying to get you to talk to her!  :)
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: johnnynoname on July 21, 2009, 06:03:58 PM
i'm pretty sure all the girls at the gym think i'm a gay

......whores
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: Bast175 on July 21, 2009, 06:05:29 PM
i'm pretty sure all the girls at the gym think i'm a gay

......whores

that's good;  just start talking to them about fashion, they won't have their bitch shield up.
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: johnnynoname on July 21, 2009, 06:07:23 PM
that's good;  just start talking to them about fashion, they won't have their bitch shield up.

you would think that would work but the girls here are pretty homophobic as well apparently

Also, since i work at the gym I kinda sorta have to tread lightly so i don't get a shitty rep

Furthermore, I know that most of the good looking chics have already run the ringer with another trainer and i really don't want his sloppy seconds
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: TacoBell on July 21, 2009, 06:14:20 PM
Just walk up to them, slide ur hand down the back of their pants and stick your finger in her ass.
The rest should fall into place.
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: saucetradomous on July 21, 2009, 06:24:43 PM
she was trying to get you to talk to her! your cod piece inside of her:)

fixed
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: WillGrant on July 21, 2009, 06:29:52 PM
Just walk up to them, slide ur hand down the back of their pants and stick your finger in her ass.
The rest should fall into place.
Good advices x2
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: Get Rowdy on July 21, 2009, 07:11:30 PM
Just walk up to them, slide ur hand down the back of their pants and stick your finger in her ass.
The rest should fall into place.

This also works well at funerals.
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: 240 is Back on July 21, 2009, 07:16:53 PM
Just walk up to them, slide ur hand down the back of their pants and stick your finger in her ass.
The rest should fall into place.

in Pro BBing circles, this ritual is called "pre-judging".
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: WillGrant on July 21, 2009, 07:18:46 PM
This also works well at funerals.
lmao
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: tendonitis on July 21, 2009, 07:19:20 PM
in Pro BBing circles, this ritual is called "pre-judging".

the thumbs up pose is everywhere these days
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: webcake on July 21, 2009, 07:37:17 PM
Do you really have too much muscle for me?
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: MethodGNA on July 21, 2009, 07:44:59 PM
(http://www.wrestlingtradingcards.com/images/1995_bravo_sport/ramon.jpg)  -   works like a charm

at least for him it did......

Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: Charfman84 on July 21, 2009, 09:12:27 PM
I have fucked 4 hot chicks from my gym.  They fought, scratched,screamed and clawed but in the end I fucked them, and thats all that matters.
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: divcom on July 21, 2009, 09:17:50 PM
I have fucked 4 hot chicks from my gym.  They fought, scratched,screamed and clawed but in the end I fucked them, and thats all that matters.

yep.
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: nodeal on July 21, 2009, 10:38:22 PM
1) I have a girlfriend and
2) I go to the gym to have a good workout so..

Even though LA Fitness is littered with the finest pieces of ass I am more concerned with getting that extra rep, how my next set of squats is going to go, getting increases, reaching muscular failure, etc. as opposed to picking up women. However, my good looks, extraordinary physique, and unbelievable intensity ironically attracts the females as they swarm around me from the moment I step into the gym to the time I leave a sweaty mess. Go figure.
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: Tapeworm on July 21, 2009, 11:11:57 PM
I don't understand what the problem is.  Women love socially awkward men who don't have the confidence to say hello.
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: Quickerblade on July 22, 2009, 02:56:44 AM
I don't understand what the problem is.  Women love socially awkward men who don't have the confidence to say hello.
hahaahaha
end of thread.
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: Mars on July 22, 2009, 03:37:25 AM
just say, hey you dont really need to go to fitness with a body like that right?. great starter.
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: DK II on July 22, 2009, 03:56:32 AM
I know we all have some serious monsters on GB. But have you ever had the oppprtunity to spit game at a dime piece working out on the lying leg curl machine begging for a cock?  ;D

I have found myself in these situations all the time, and was wondering what you bros would do.

Stop spelling "girls" gurlz, then you might actually score one day.
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: Method101 on July 22, 2009, 04:01:22 AM
in Pro BBing circles, this ritual is called "pre-judging".
monsterous man-jaw on that bitch.
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: Trapper_Slapper on July 22, 2009, 04:31:03 AM
I know the force of ebonics is strong in this retarded prick........it's a shame really!
Imma tell u wut da bidnuz ehs yung folk. Eb0nics be on top of ehs shit rite now ya heard meh? I aint know what da problem b3 wit u but eith@ embrace, or st3p up da hat3.

Don't make me break out the Gullah Geechee on you. ;)
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: DK II on July 22, 2009, 04:32:15 AM
Imma tell u wut da bidnuz ehs yung folk. Eb0nics be on top of ehs shit rite now ya heard meh? I aint know what da problem b3 wit u but eith@ embrace, or st3p up da hat3.

Don't make me break out the Gullah Geechee on you. ;)

Sad thing is when you hear white people talk like this...  :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: Trapper_Slapper on July 22, 2009, 04:39:44 AM
Sad thing is when you hear white people talk like this...  :'( :'( :'(
Ha ha! Yes! I can understand if you grew up around an enviroment that speak like that on the regular fine. But when you try too hard it sounds forced, kind of like a lawn mower with a few drops of gas in the tank shutting on and off repeatedly. :-\
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: DK II on July 22, 2009, 04:42:13 AM
Ha ha! Yes! I can understand if you grew up around an enviroment that speak like that on the regular fine. But when you try too hard it sounds forced, kind of like a lawn mower with a few drops of gas in the tank shutting on and off repeatedly. :-\

In Germany, the so called "Döner-Deutsch" (Kebap-German) is getting popular. I want to punch germans that talk like turks.
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: Trapper_Slapper on July 22, 2009, 04:58:57 AM
In Germany, the so called "Döner-Deutsch" (Kebap-German) is getting popular. I want to punch germans that talk like turks.
Is Döner-Deutsch as easy to distinguish as the people who used Rosetta Stone for "ebonics" in the US?
(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/4/7/1471aa92269b07d463ddab2be8308173.jpg)
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: DK II on July 22, 2009, 05:01:33 AM
Is Döner-Deutsch as easy to distinguish as the people who used Rosetta Stone for "ebonics" in the US?
(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/4/7/1471aa92269b07d463ddab2be8308173.jpg)

Yes, very easy.

Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on July 22, 2009, 09:50:30 AM
Get Biggers don't hit on women,they get hit on.
I second that
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: ironneck on July 22, 2009, 09:54:35 AM
kanaken slang is great but only if kanaks do it
germans sound stupid with it
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: uberman09 on July 22, 2009, 10:00:59 AM
Hahahhah

Was kind of weird today. About 40 mins. into my cardio session, this whore starts on the machine next to me, 5 mins. later moves to the other machine next to me, then moves over again, stops, walks around the gym, comes back on the machine next to me..She was not attractive, but that really struck me odd..  ???
epic wasted oportunity to cover her face with your sperm.


i'm pretty sure all the girls at the gym think i'm a gay

......whores
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: FREAKgeek on July 22, 2009, 10:14:30 AM
If you're an English teacher these days, you'll get either fired or shot if you try correcting ebonics.
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: ironneck on July 22, 2009, 10:29:06 AM
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on July 22, 2009, 11:01:04 AM
The names they call their children are the best though...Shawoniqa,Terriqa,etc
Oh those dumb dumb ppl
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: Trapper_Slapper on July 22, 2009, 11:21:14 AM
The names they call their children are the best though...Shawoniqa,Terriqa,etc
Oh those dumb dumb ppl
::) Kind of like Mick, McWop, and Lorcan right?
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: The Showstoppa on July 22, 2009, 11:22:40 AM
In Germany, the so called "Döner-Deutsch" (Kebap-German) is getting popular. I want to punch germans that talk like turks.

Stop it at all costs Donkey!  When I was stationed in Germany there was always problems between the us military and turks.  I remember one fight at a fest where a turk ran up and kicked a soldier who was in a freakin' bumper car.  Turkfag and his posse of homo's got beat down pretty badly before the german cops showed up and arrested only the turks!  haha  Of course I was only allegedly there/involved..... ;D
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: MAXX on July 22, 2009, 11:55:03 AM
i prefer nightclubs for picking up chicks.

the gym is for training..
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: johnnynoname on July 22, 2009, 12:01:28 PM


the gym is for training..

I agree but as gyms are becoming more mainstream we have to accept the fact that the gym is a modern day " pick up spot"

a person would be a schmuck to not take advantage of going out with a hot girl cuz they won't be "hardcore " anymore
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: DK II on July 23, 2009, 02:08:00 AM
Stop it at all costs Donkey!  When I was stationed in Germany there was always problems between the us military and turks.  I remember one fight at a fest where a turk ran up and kicked a soldier who was in a freakin' bumper car.  Turkfag and his posse of homo's got beat down pretty badly before the german cops showed up and arrested only the turks!  haha  Of course I was only allegedly there/involved..... ;D

the turks tend to be a bit violent against everyone because of their latent homosexuality/identity problems.

they want to be either Germans or US-American guys.
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on July 23, 2009, 02:20:46 AM
::) Kind of like Mick, McWop, and Lorcan right?
Yeah they cant spell or have jobs so they call the children whatever they feel like,Shawoniqa etc
Foolish coloreds lol
Title: Re: Picking up gurlz in your gym.....?
Post by: DK II on July 23, 2009, 02:22:12 AM
Yeah they cant spell or have jobs so they call the children whatever they feel like,Shawoniqa etc
Foolish coloreds lol

African-American names are ridiculous.