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Title: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on November 15, 2009, 11:59:46 AM
What the hell did he get.  Must be H1N1
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: ironneck on November 15, 2009, 12:00:35 PM
swede just started to pray
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: spinnis on November 15, 2009, 12:11:39 PM
another source says it wasn't as serious as first thought,

but hes out for a long time  :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: benchmstr on November 15, 2009, 12:12:42 PM
lesnar got AIDS  Lyle alzado style!!!

bench
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 15, 2009, 12:14:44 PM
another source says it wasn't as serious as first thought,

but hes out for a long time  :'( :'( :'(
All I saw was that he had Mono an immune disease that makes you very weak and tired...usually caused by stress and not enough rest I think.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: ironneck on November 15, 2009, 12:15:10 PM
rumour is that lesnar slept with johnnynoname and got aids
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 15, 2009, 12:16:20 PM
lesnar got AIDS  Lyle alzado style!!!

bench
I actually thought of that as well, hope not
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Schmoe Buster on November 15, 2009, 12:17:46 PM
lesnar got AIDS  Lyle alzado style!!!

bench

and will say it was from steroid and gh use like Lyle did
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: big L dawg on November 15, 2009, 12:18:21 PM
Test flu mixed with swine flu mixed with syphilis caught from his promiscuous wife
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: spinnis on November 15, 2009, 12:18:50 PM
he said it wasn't aids or cancer  ;D
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: benchmstr on November 15, 2009, 12:20:06 PM
I actually thought of that as well, hope not
its what you get for tattooing a giant cock on your chest!

bench
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: ironneck on November 15, 2009, 12:21:01 PM
maybe lesnar never stopped "wrestling"
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 15, 2009, 12:24:38 PM
What the hell did he get.  Must be H1N1

Doubt it, the regular seasonal flu is much worse than swine.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: che on November 15, 2009, 02:01:37 PM
Doubt it, the regular seasonal flu is much worse than swine.
Not true ,
I had swine flu , I was in bed for 7 days (high fever ,headaches, bodyaches, diarrhea, vomit ,strep ..............)
I was out of work for 2 weeks , lost 15 pounds  ,I'm still coughing and this shit happened more than a month ago.
seasonal flu can't even compare with H1N1.
                                         
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: ahh.. fk on November 15, 2009, 02:03:30 PM
if they say hes out for a long time it wouldnt be the flu.

Hep C is my bet.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 15, 2009, 02:08:53 PM
if they say hes out for a long time it wouldnt be the flu.

Hep C is my bet.

Good call, that's most likely it.. they said it isn't aids or cancer, that sounds pretty likely...he could have gotten it while getting that cock tattooed on his chest.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: 240 is Back on November 15, 2009, 02:09:07 PM
Not true ,
I had swine flu , I was in bed for 7 days (high fever ,headaches, bodyaches, diarrhea, vomit ,strep ..............)
I was out of work for 2 weeks , lost 15 pounds  ,I'm still coughing and this shit happened more than a month ago.
seasonal flu can't even compare with H1N1.                              

My whole family got it.  It wasn't that much weight loss for me, but yeah it sucked.  The kids got it worse, my neice went from 42 to 35 pounds or something.  And that coughing shit for weeks and weeks.  ugh.  
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: disturbia on November 15, 2009, 02:09:17 PM
quote your source that actually says "Brock Lesnar in Critical Condition" with link
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: 240 is Back on November 15, 2009, 02:13:11 PM
quote your source that actually says "Brock Lesnar in Critical Condition" with link

Sherdog doesn't have it yet
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: disturbia on November 15, 2009, 02:18:03 PM
My whole family got it.  It wasn't that much weight loss for me, but yeah it sucked.  The kids got it worse, my bench went from 42 to 35 pounds or something.  And that coughing shit for weeks and weeks.  ugh.  

fixed   ;D ;D
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: che on November 15, 2009, 02:20:28 PM
My whole family got it.  It wasn't that much weight loss for me, but yeah it sucked.  The kids got it worse, my neice went from 42 to 35 pounds or something.  And that coughing shit for weeks and weeks.  ugh.  
Are you OK now ?
I went to play soccer yesterday  after  5  minutes of running I couldn't breathe I almost fucking died ,sucks .
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: 240 is Back on November 15, 2009, 02:24:33 PM
fixed   ;D ;D

 ;D

Are you OK now ?
I went to play soccer yesterday  after  5  minutes of running I couldn't breathe I almost fucking died ,sucks .

I had it during the late summer, not as bad as others in my family.  I had no lungs afterwards.  I did cardio religiously for about a month to get them back.  Started with literally 30 seconds of jogging and I thought I'd die.  Then it was 1 minute.  I'm up to 30 now with no prob.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: ChristopherA on November 15, 2009, 02:35:10 PM
Didnt you guys hear? He eats to much meat. Root of all evil-meat
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: disturbia on November 15, 2009, 02:36:03 PM
Didnt you guys hear? He eats to much meat. Root of all evil-meat

methcan approved
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: ahh.. fk on November 15, 2009, 02:36:09 PM
quote your source that actually says "Brock Lesnar in Critical Condition" with link

He just grabbed the conversation off another board. No news links to back it up.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: ChristopherA on November 15, 2009, 03:01:31 PM
methcan approved
Went to Wendys today, ate a couple of jr. bacon cheeseburgers the next thing you know had a giant gaping staph infection in my leg. True story
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: goat on November 15, 2009, 03:06:23 PM
Last I heard it was Mono, it makes you really weak and throat issues...as for H1N1, everyone I know that had it, only had it a couple of days.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 15, 2009, 03:07:54 PM
he said it wasn't aids or cancer  ;D

Just because he doesn't have AIDS, doesn't mean he couldn't have contracted HIV.

"1"
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Boost on November 15, 2009, 03:22:16 PM
Apparently the guy has a 40 ft tapeworm in his gut, and they can't remove it without major complications.....

Hence the weight loss.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: uberman09 on November 15, 2009, 03:37:14 PM
Apparently the guy has a 40 ft tapeworm in his gut, and they can't remove it without major complications.....

Hence the weight loss.
:o r u serious
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: BIG_STI on November 15, 2009, 03:48:51 PM
He needs to quit eating meat and start using meth and sniffing paint thinner before it's to late
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Boost on November 15, 2009, 03:53:46 PM
:o r u serious
Yup,

about 3 or 4 months ago he began to report some loss of appetite and abdominal discomfort. He was trying to eat but the weight just kept falling. Apparently a scan revealed a major obstruction of the large intestine due to the massive growth of the tapeworm. In addition to this, and more seriously, the worm has migrated to parts of Brock's brain, causing seizures and other neurological problems. google cysticercosis.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: chaos on November 15, 2009, 03:56:20 PM
Yup,

about 3 or 4 months ago he began to report some loss of appetite and abdominal discomfort. He was trying to eat but the weight just kept falling. Apparently a scan revealed a major obstruction of the large intestine due to the massive growth of the tapeworm. In addition to this, and more seriously, the worm has migrated to parts of Brock's brain, causing seizures and other neurological problems. google cysticercosis.
Link or you're full of shit.

BTW you ever nail that chick?
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Marty Champions on November 15, 2009, 04:01:00 PM
He needs to quit eating meat and start using meth and sniffing paint thinner before it's to late
looking good (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/Dorian1.jpg)
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: uberman09 on November 15, 2009, 04:01:09 PM
Yup,

about 3 or 4 months ago he began to report some loss of appetite and abdominal discomfort. He was trying to eat but the weight just kept falling. Apparently a scan revealed a major obstruction of the large intestine due to the massive growth of the tapeworm. In addition to this, and more seriously, the worm has migrated to parts of Brock's brain, causing seizures and other neurological problems. google cysticercosis.
an intestinal worm going in brain? eeeerm...smell like bullshit...
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: BIG_STI on November 15, 2009, 04:03:26 PM
looking good (http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/honigga/Dorian1.jpg)

well i was born and raised in England that's about as close as that gets
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: disturbia on November 15, 2009, 04:06:27 PM
Apparently the guy has a 40 ft tapeworm in his gut, and they can't remove it without major complications.....

Hence the weight loss.

who are you Vince G?  S story with no source or  links,.....wow thats believable
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: HTexan on November 15, 2009, 04:08:05 PM
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/sports_blog/2009/11/dana-white-brock-lesnar-has-a-serious-illness.html
http://www.examiner.com/x-1734-Pro-Wrestling-Examiner~y2009m11d15-Brock-Lesnar-facing-serious-health-issues
http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7017000441?UFC%27s%20Lesnar%20Life,%20Career%20On%20Line%20Due%20To%20Unspecified%20Ilness

First link says it is not cancer or HIV/aids. With makes me think its cancer or HIV/aids.
last link says people think it is swine flu.
poor dude.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: kiwiol on November 15, 2009, 04:08:45 PM
Apparently the guy has a 40 ft tapeworm in his gut, and they can't remove it without major complications.....

Hence the weight loss.

Sounds like Tapeworm has some explaining to do
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: OneMoreRep on November 15, 2009, 04:09:12 PM
an intestinal worm going in brain? eeeerm...smell like bullshit...

It is possible.

"1"
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: HTexan on November 15, 2009, 04:15:58 PM
It is possible.

"1"
yeah i saw that on spike's 1000 way to died. The worms got out of intestines an went all though here body.
check it out.
http://www.spike.com/video/die/3128459
http://www.spike.com/video/destroid/3136689
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: disturbia on November 15, 2009, 04:20:15 PM
Sounds like Tapeworm has some explaining to do

 ::) ::) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Earl1972 on November 15, 2009, 04:27:36 PM
this would never happen to fedor

E
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: big L dawg on November 15, 2009, 04:34:42 PM
this would never happen to fedor

E

exactly.....Brock is a mere mortal...fedor not so much....
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: AC Slater on November 15, 2009, 04:35:17 PM
brock is a pussy.  he was about to fight a real fighter like Carwin and he pussed out.  The guys he fought before were all chumps.  He knows Carwin isnt a chump and is hungry so he got scared.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: ChristopherA on November 15, 2009, 04:36:49 PM
Yup,

about 3 or 4 months ago he began to report some loss of appetite and abdominal discomfort. He was trying to eat but the weight just kept falling. Apparently a scan revealed a major obstruction of the large intestine due to the massive growth of the tapeworm. In addition to this, and more seriously, the worm has migrated to parts of Brock's brain, causing seizures and other neurological problems. google cysticercosis.
If thats true then that poor bastard is in my prayers
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: ChristopherA on November 15, 2009, 04:37:44 PM
brock is a pussy.  he was about to fight a real fighter like Carwin and he pussed out.  The guys he fought before were all chumps.  He knows Carwin isnt a chump and is hungry so he got scared.
Yeah hes a real pussy.  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: big L dawg on November 15, 2009, 04:38:56 PM
If thats true then that poor bastard is in my prayers

what will your prayers do?
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: WillGrant on November 15, 2009, 05:31:06 PM
He just grabbed the conversation off another board. No news links to back it up.
That's Vince "in the know" Goodrum for you.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: disturbia on November 15, 2009, 05:36:43 PM
That's Vince "in the know" Goodrum for you.

why does he always try to make himself out as important or in the   know?
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on November 15, 2009, 05:56:04 PM


Its a lie.
Many (knowledgeable) mma fans seriously believe that Carwin can/probably will beat Lesnar. With Fedor winning his last fight and becoming more popular in the states with each google search - Dana White has purposely hidden away Lesnar from the world. Basically, a lot of (un-educated) mma fans believe that Lesnar "will crush" Fedor...because Lesnars "such a big and powerful wrestler". Whites invested too much cash and hype into the "mystique" of Lesnar for him to loose to Carwin (who is actually the better fighter). Should Lesnar loose to Carwin - most would agree that the "best heavyweight truly does exist outside of the UFC". Too bad for both Lesnar and White - no easy fights left for Brock the crock! His days are seriously numbered inside the cage. Cain and Shane are here to show pro-wrestling fans what reall mma is about. ANd they`ll be the only 2 "legit" heavyweight champs the UFC will have until - and IF the UFC manages to sign Fedor.



This sounds about white.  Fuck Brock Lesnar.  He never fought anyone of any caliber anyways.  Go home and nurse your fucking cock chested tatto you little bitch.  You deserve it!   ;D
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: WillGrant on November 15, 2009, 06:08:12 PM
why does he always try to make himself out as important or in the   know?
Maybe he was neglected as a young chimp ?
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: thelamefalsehood on November 15, 2009, 08:14:30 PM

Its a lie.
Many (knowledgeable) mma fans seriously believe that Carwin can/probably will beat Lesnar. With Fedor winning his last fight and becoming more popular in the states with each google search - Dana White has purposely hidden away Lesnar from the world. Basically, a lot of (un-educated) mma fans believe that Lesnar "will crush" Fedor...because Lesnars "such a big and powerful wrestler". Whites invested too much cash and hype into the "mystique" of Lesnar for him to loose to Carwin (who is actually the better fighter). Should Lesnar loose to Carwin - most would agree that the "best heavyweight truly does exist outside of the UFC". Too bad for both Lesnar and White - no easy fights left for Brock the crock! His days are seriously numbered inside the cage. Cain and Shane are here to show pro-wrestling fans what reall mma is about. ANd they`ll be the only 2 "legit" heavyweight champs the UFC will have until - and IF the UFC manages to sign Fedor.



This sounds about white.  Fuck Brock Lesnar.  He never fought anyone of any caliber anyways.  Go home and nurse your fucking cock chested tatto you little bitch.  You deserve it!   ;D


Yes this sounds right ::) No Brock guy, but some of these "theories" you guys come up with are just silly. Why do you guys get your panties in such a wad over this guy anyway? A few months ago, it was Fedor is scared of Brock because he won't sign with UFC, now Brock is scared because he got sick. Make up your minds already......
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: johnnynoname on November 15, 2009, 08:21:19 PM
That's Vince "in the know" Goodrum for you.

exactly
his source is this guy called "the internet"
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Bones on November 15, 2009, 08:22:19 PM
  Dude, Ive got to say that I do like your new avatar...very nice!!
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: HTexan on November 15, 2009, 08:23:08 PM
exactly
his source is this guy called "the internet"
lol
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: noworries on November 15, 2009, 08:31:59 PM
why does he always try to make himself out as important or in the   know?

cause he is retarded.  And when you live where he does and grew up like he did, anything is better than nothing
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Thin Lizzy on November 15, 2009, 08:54:36 PM
Vince G = The Ultimate Insider ;)
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Benny B on November 15, 2009, 08:56:05 PM
cause he is retarded.  And when you live where he does and grew up like he did, anything is better than nothing
Hey fat dude!  ;D
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Necrosis on November 15, 2009, 09:33:54 PM
swine flu is actually less deadly the seasonal flu that is a fact. Also, epstein barr virus causes mononucleosis, not stress, he has a viral infection that is debilitating but self limiting.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: doison on November 15, 2009, 10:14:40 PM

Its a lie.
Many (knowledgeable) mma fans seriously believe that Carwin can/probably will beat Lesnar. With Fedor winning his last fight and becoming more popular in the states with each google search - Dana White has purposely hidden away Lesnar from the world. Basically, a lot of (un-educated) mma fans believe that Lesnar "will crush" Fedor...because Lesnars "such a big and powerful wrestler". Whites invested too much cash and hype into the "mystique" of Lesnar for him to loose to Carwin (who is actually the better fighter). Should Lesnar loose to Carwin - most would agree that the "best heavyweight truly does exist outside of the UFC". Too bad for both Lesnar and White - no easy fights left for Brock the crock! His days are seriously numbered inside the cage. Cain and Shane are here to show pro-wrestling fans what reall mma is about. ANd they`ll be the only 2 "legit" heavyweight champs the UFC will have until - and IF the UFC manages to sign Fedor.



This sounds about white.  Fuck Brock Lesnar.  He never fought anyone of any caliber anyways.  Go home and nurse your fucking cock chested tatto you little bitch.  You deserve it!   ;D


I was honestly startled when, while reading this, I realized how serious this is to you.
You hear about people like this, but it's still intriguing when you see it.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Fury on November 15, 2009, 10:19:51 PM

Its a lie.
Many (knowledgeable) mma fans seriously believe that Carwin can/probably will beat Lesnar. With Fedor winning his last fight and becoming more popular in the states with each google search - Dana White has purposely hidden away Lesnar from the world. Basically, a lot of (un-educated) mma fans believe that Lesnar "will crush" Fedor...because Lesnars "such a big and powerful wrestler". Whites invested too much cash and hype into the "mystique" of Lesnar for him to loose to Carwin (who is actually the better fighter). Should Lesnar loose to Carwin - most would agree that the "best heavyweight truly does exist outside of the UFC". Too bad for both Lesnar and White - no easy fights left for Brock the crock! His days are seriously numbered inside the cage. Cain and Shane are here to show pro-wrestling fans what reall mma is about. ANd they`ll be the only 2 "legit" heavyweight champs the UFC will have until - and IF the UFC manages to sign Fedor.



This sounds about white.  Fuck Brock Lesnar.  He never fought anyone of any caliber anyways.  Go home and nurse your fucking cock chested tatto you little bitch.  You deserve it!   ;D


That's exactly what I've been saying. Fighters are always fighting sick or injured. This guy better be near death or it's reasonable to assume he's ducking the fight. Shamrock fought with a torn ACL and there are stories of fighters being so sick that they needed IVs before their fights.

Either that or he's got something contagious that they're trying to cover up. Probably HIV.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Kwon on November 15, 2009, 11:46:15 PM
Since he is at the Mayo Clinic, it's something serious.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: benchmstr on November 15, 2009, 11:52:02 PM
Since he is at the Mayo Clinic, it's something serious.
he is not at the mayo clinic, white says he wants him there but since nothing is actually wrong with brock.....he will never go.

bench
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Kwon on November 15, 2009, 11:58:29 PM
he is not at the mayo clinic, white says he wants him there but since nothing is actually wrong with brock.....he will never go.

bench

You don't want people at the Mayo unless it's something serious.

Any hospital would do otherwise.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: benchmstr on November 16, 2009, 12:00:03 AM
You don't want people at the Mayo unless it's something serious.

Any hospital would do otherwise.
i understand that......but brock hasnt been admitted to the mayo clinic. Dana has just expressed a interest to get brock to the mayo clinic.

bench
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Kwon on November 16, 2009, 12:03:30 AM
i understand that......but brock hasnt been admitted to the mayo clinic. Dana has just expressed a interest to get brock to the mayo clinic.

bench

Well, if it was just a normal flu/broken toe, this interest for the Mayo would not be there and he would be taken to any hospital.

The "interest" must come from somewhere, yes?

You do not waste the mayo clinics expertise on a mere headache/flu/broken nail.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: LatsMcGee on November 16, 2009, 02:30:47 AM
exactly
his source is this guy called "the internet"

You calling the guys in AOL chat liars?
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Petrucci on November 16, 2009, 02:36:36 AM
haha, little man brock is finding excuses not to fight carwin (or a lot worse FEDOR!!!)))

i bet his next move is to die, so this way he doesnt have to pass through humiliation of loosing in less than 3 minutes do the last emperor!!

 ;D
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: johnnynoname on November 16, 2009, 02:51:26 AM
You calling the guys in AOL chat liars?

yes

I think "artieLangeRulz" and "BadbadSteweyBoi469" are suspect in terms of their legitimacy
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on November 16, 2009, 04:28:11 AM
cause he is retarded.  And when you live where he does and grew up like he did, anything is better than nothing

Keith, hadn't heard from you in a while.  I guess KFC had brought back their All You Can Eat Buffet special recently... ;D
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: spinnis on November 16, 2009, 04:55:08 AM
That's exactly what I've been saying. Fighters are always fighting sick or injured. This guy better be near death or it's reasonable to assume he's ducking the fight. Shamrock fought with a torn ACL and there are stories of fighters being so sick that they needed IVs before their fights.

Either that or he's got something contagious that they're trying to cover up. Probably HIV.

I would feel confident betting my life on that Brock isn't ducking any fights.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Tapeworm on November 16, 2009, 05:04:26 AM
Sounds like Tapeworm has some explaining to do

Yes I admit it.  :-[  Sorry Swede.




"Stupid #&!@ screen name."
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: dr.chimps on November 16, 2009, 05:11:24 AM
I would feel confident betting my life on that Brock isn't ducking any fights.
What's that cash out to? $18?     ;D
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: powermaxx9 on November 16, 2009, 05:28:11 AM
brutal lack of credibility there goodrum.  as always. 
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: disturbia on November 16, 2009, 05:30:07 AM
Keith, hadn't heard from you in a while.  I guess KFC had brought back their All You Can Eat Buffet special recently... ;D

don't deflect the question.

Cite your source saying he is in critical condition with article and links.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: spinnis on November 16, 2009, 05:39:50 AM
What's that cash out to? $18?     ;D

thx, but no, around 10$  ;D
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: powermaxx9 on November 16, 2009, 05:56:53 AM
don't deflect the question.

Cite your source saying he is in critical condition with article and links.

x 2.

Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: SS on November 16, 2009, 06:43:11 AM
I would feel confident betting my life on that Brock isn't ducking any fights.
Meltdown ;D
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 16, 2009, 06:51:11 AM
Could Brock beat Manny P and Cotto at the same time, MMA style,  in his current condition?  I say, it might last a couple more rds, but he could still pull it off.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: SS on November 16, 2009, 07:13:13 AM
Could Brock beat Manny P and Cotto at the same time, MMA style,  in his current condition?  I say, it might last a couple more rds, but he could still pull it off.
"too lite to fight to thin to win" ;D

It would be like fishing with dynamite!............A sick Brock by double open handed knock out!
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 16, 2009, 08:16:56 AM
"too lite to fight to thin to win" ;D

It would be like fishing with dynamite!............A sick Brock by double open handed knock outs!

hahaha, yes.  The only problem is that these two combined wouldn't make Brock's weightclass...... :'(

Maybe one could "bulk up" for a couple of years first?  ;D
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: spinnis on November 16, 2009, 08:18:20 AM
Could Brock beat Manny P and Cotto at the same time, MMA style,  in his current condition?  I say, it might last a couple more rds, but he could still pull it off.

Dont you even doubt it.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Rami on November 16, 2009, 10:07:35 AM

"require "major surgery.""

"There's a possibility Lesnar will never fight again."


http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/16/brock-lesnar-dana-white-mayo-clinic-mono-ufc-wwe/
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Original Sin on November 16, 2009, 10:22:36 AM
He dead yet?

Maybe I will care then.....  doubt it though.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: noworries on November 16, 2009, 10:38:46 AM
Keith, hadn't heard from you in a while.  I guess KFC had brought back their All You Can Eat Buffet special recently... ;D

Does KFC have a buffet?  I'd go to that. By the way, why do you always make up shit like you are "in the know".  And when you outed you never own up to being full of shit.

don't deflect the question.

Cite your source saying he is in critical condition with article and links.

His ONLY source of anything is Queer Vissy when he turns around and gives words of encouragement to Goodrum so he doesn't cum inside his ass.  Obvisously during a time of hot "black on white" fag sex Vissy said Lesnar was sick.  But in reality he said "Vince you have a lesser dick than your dad"
Title: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
Post by: jaejonna on November 16, 2009, 10:51:06 AM
Brock Lesnar is so sick, he'll be going to the Mayo Clinic so doctors can figure out what to do -- but it will probably require major surgery ... UFC Prez Dana White tells TMZ.

White tells us Lesnar -- the UFC heavyweight champ -- is "very, very sick" with some sort of intestinal disorder, although listening to White, it sounds a lot more serious than that. White says the condition will require "major surgery."

White is going to visit Lesnar in the hospital and is trying to get him transferred to the Mayo Clinic, one of the most renowned medical facilities in the world.

White says Lesnar -- formerly of the WWE -- was diagnosed with mono more than a week ago and was "bummed out" that he had to cancel the fight and went to Canada to rest. White says Lesnar collapsed in Canada a week ago today and has been hospitalized ever since.

White acknowledges the current condition is not mono but he will not be specific. White says the condition is not HIV or cancer.

And, White tells TMZ, "There's a possibility Lesnar will never fight again."

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/16/brock-lesnar-dana-white-mayo-clinic-mono-ufc-wwe/#ixzz0X3KoBHJf
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: big L dawg on November 16, 2009, 10:52:07 AM
oh to bad...he will be in my prayers.... ::) ;)
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: polychronopolous on November 16, 2009, 10:52:54 AM
I don't get it.
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: Fury on November 16, 2009, 10:52:59 AM
TMZ.com said that he passed a few moments ago.... PIP

And dozens of Getbiggers just went on suicide watch.
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: calfzilla on November 16, 2009, 10:53:24 AM
TMZ just reported that Brock Lesnar has resurfaced ala Weekend at Bernies style.  
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: jaejonna on November 16, 2009, 10:53:40 AM
He died of a steroid overdose ::)
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: Fury on November 16, 2009, 10:54:29 AM
Reports are saying that it was AIDS.
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: jaejonna on November 16, 2009, 10:57:17 AM
hahaha Fedor is so good that the mere mention of his names enables viruses and bacteria to defeat the 'great' Brock's immune system ... i heard it was spots on his liver that had to be removed (due to long term roiderness)
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: emn1964 on November 16, 2009, 10:57:22 AM
he's got chron's disease.  he aint dyin
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: Bix on November 16, 2009, 10:58:07 AM
TMZ.com said that he passed a few moments ago.... PIP

LAIR no where on that site does it say he passed.
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: Fury on November 16, 2009, 10:59:17 AM
hahaha Fedor is so good that the mere mention of his names enables viruses and bacteria to defeat the 'great' Brock's immune system ... i heard it was spots on his liver that had to be removed (due to long term roiderness)

Word is that Brock was making some spending money on the side schmoeing in the hotels room at BB conventions. Was either roiderness or AIDS that led to his demise.

PIP Brock Lesnar.
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: ag2 on November 16, 2009, 11:03:54 AM
TMZ.com said that he passed a few moments ago.... PIP

Why would you put in a false report like that? At least put in a link and not just make stuff up man TMZ is saying nothing like that so epic fail on your part.
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: Top Dog on November 16, 2009, 11:06:01 AM
Why would you put in a false report like that? At least put in a link and not just make stuff up man TMZ is saying nothing like that so epic fail on your part.
Ya really....what a dope. Very shallow life there.
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: jaejonna on November 16, 2009, 11:06:42 AM
Why would you put in a false report like that? At least put in a link and not just make stuff up man TMZ is saying nothing like that so epic fail on your part.
hahaha sorry i ruined your 'day' .... hahahah 'epic fail' is on you
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: emn1964 on November 16, 2009, 11:07:28 AM
Why would you put in a false report like that? At least put in a link and not just make stuff up man TMZ is saying nothing like that so epic fail on your part.

settle down sweet heart and don't take that tone with JJ
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: ironneck on November 16, 2009, 11:09:13 AM
word is that he died in a car accident on the A21?
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: Top Dog on November 16, 2009, 11:12:08 AM
hahaha sorry i ruined your 'day' .... hahahah 'epic fail' is on you
Nice try using the Getbig cliche phrase as you backpeddle. Use your time better, shorty.
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: ag2 on November 16, 2009, 11:13:37 AM
hahaha sorry i ruined your 'day' .... hahahah 'epic fail' is on you

Umm no you did not ruin my day, I can't stand Lesnor and think that he is a joke, I take issue with the fact that I was happy when I read your post only to be dissapointed because you lied, so fail is on your shoddy interent reporting skills  ;D
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: jaejonna on November 16, 2009, 11:15:18 AM
hahaha lots of getbiggers man-crushes rankings have been destroyed today 
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: ag2 on November 16, 2009, 11:15:40 AM
settle down sweet heart and don't take that tone with JJ

I can take that tone based on senority since I joined getbig before him.   8)
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: 240 is Back on November 16, 2009, 11:16:03 AM
I wonder if he's really sick, or home eating a steak laughing at all this.
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: calfzilla on November 16, 2009, 11:16:12 AM
Lesnar spit in the face of the WWE as far as I'm concerned.  
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 16, 2009, 11:17:07 AM
Umm no you did not ruin my day, I can't stand Lesnor and think that he is a joke, I take issue with the fact that I was happy when I read your post only to be dissapointed because you lied, so fail is on your shoddy interent reporting skills  ;D

"a joke" huh?  He would beat you and 3 of your closest friends eyeballs shut  in about 30 seconds....from a hospital bed no less.
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: emn1964 on November 16, 2009, 11:20:32 AM
I can take that tone based on senority since I joined getbig before him.   8)

well, since you can't spell "seniority" I suggest you pipe down
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on November 16, 2009, 11:21:16 AM
don't deflect the question.

Cite your source saying he is in critical condition with article and links.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/16/brock-lesnar-dana-white-mayo-clinic-mono-ufc-wwe/


If you're being taken to the Mayo Clinic, thn you are in critical if not grave condition. 
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: ag2 on November 16, 2009, 11:21:59 AM
"a joke" huh?  He would beat you and 3 of your closest friends eyeballs shut  in about 30 seconds....from a hospital bed no less.

and your point is?  I never said I could beat him up, I just don't think that he is good for
mma based on the way he acted after his win over muir, I'm not taking anything away from his fighting ability or athletic skill, so relax and go jerk off to the life size poster of him hanging over your bed.  :-*

Also, one of my friends is special forces and could beat Brock half way to Sunday on a Monday, hope this helps.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Fury on November 16, 2009, 11:23:39 AM
http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/16/brock-lesnar-dana-white-mayo-clinic-mono-ufc-wwe/


If you're being taken to the Mayo Clinic, thn you are in critical if not grave condition.  

Not necessarily. It's the #1 ranked hospital in the USA for digestive disorders so that's probably why he went there.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on November 16, 2009, 11:26:45 AM
Not necessarily. It's the #1 ranked hospital in the USA for digestive disorders so that's probably why he went there.

True but I have other sources, including some new info on a supplement company that's about to get busted.
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 16, 2009, 11:27:23 AM
and your point is?  I never said I could beat him up, I just don't think that he is good for
mma based on the way he acted after his win over muir, I'm not taking anything away from his fighting ability or athletic skill, so relax and go jerk off to the life size poster of him hanging over your bed.  :-*

Also, one of my friends is special forces and could beat Brock half way to Sunday on a Monday, hope this helps.

hahaha, oh brother, you gotta be a gimmick......ROFL.....is your friends name "agent orange?"
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: lovemonkey on November 16, 2009, 11:27:43 AM
Also, one of my friends is special forces and could beat Brock half way to Sunday on a Monday, hope this helps.

You just couldn't prevent yourself from putting that in there.
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: Fury on November 16, 2009, 11:27:51 AM
Manny Pacquiao would have fucked Brock up.
Title: ag2 has a friend who can beat up Brock Lesnar.....
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 16, 2009, 11:28:27 AM
"Also, one of my friends is special forces and could beat Brock half way to Sunday on a Monday, hope this helps."--ag2


hahaha, oh brother, we got a live one !!!
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 16, 2009, 11:29:57 AM
Manny Pacquiao would have fucked Brock up.

Maybe with a knife.... ;D   Besides "ag2" has a freind that would destroy both of them.....he's special forces.
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: affeman on November 16, 2009, 11:30:37 AM
word is that he died in a car accident on the A21?

You know the A21??
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: Fury on November 16, 2009, 11:31:12 AM
Maybe with a knife.... ;D   Besides "ag2" has a freind that would destroy both of them.....he's special forces.

His friend is probably 6'6, 350 pounds at 5% bodyfat and runs a 4 minute mile while carrying four wounded SEALs to safety.
Title: Re: ag2 has a friend who can beat up Brock Lesnar.....
Post by: jaejonna on November 16, 2009, 11:34:56 AM
takes a real man to beat someone up on their death bed , i heard right after he is done with Lesnar that he is flying out to Cuba to fight Fidel Castro...
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: the_steevo_uk on November 16, 2009, 11:36:08 AM
and your point is?  I never said I could beat him up, I just don't think that he is good for
mma based on the way he acted after his win over muir, I'm not taking anything away from his fighting ability or athletic skill, so relax and go jerk off to the life size poster of him hanging over your bed.  :-*

Also, one of my friends is special forces and could beat Brock half way to Sunday on a Monday, hope this helps.

Dude if he was special forces he wouldnt be able to tell that he was...having said that im sure a few of them could have a good go with brock!!
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: ironneck on November 16, 2009, 11:42:24 AM
You know the A21??


haha they said in the news something bout crashes
or wasn't it the A21?
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
Post by: Top Dog on November 16, 2009, 11:44:09 AM
Hahahaha, Jaejonna caves and redoes the heading of this post he started. Way to stand by your opening statement.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Hedgehog on November 16, 2009, 11:44:36 AM
This one has kidney transplant written all over it. I could be wrong, I hope I am, but I doubt we'll see Brock fight again.

JMO
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
Post by: Petrucci on November 16, 2009, 11:46:11 AM
cant you guys have some respect, i hated the guy, he had a giant dildo in his chest, but he was a human been, and he died for many tuf-wannabees-cocks*ckers-bitches...

RIP
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
Post by: CalvinH on November 16, 2009, 11:55:41 AM
Swede is on suicide watch.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
Post by: jaejonna on November 16, 2009, 11:59:49 AM
Hahahaha, Jaejonna caves and redoes the heading of this post he started. Way to stand by your opening statement.
jokes on you, only Mods can change the title of the thread...make a thread, then try changing the title...hahahah im in your head without trying hahaha
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
Post by: headhuntersix on November 16, 2009, 12:00:36 PM
The average SF guy is about 185 and runs like the wind...they generally don't throw guys like Lesnar around...why does everybody have a "friend in special forces"?
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
Post by: lovemonkey on November 16, 2009, 12:03:15 PM
The average SF guy is about 185 and runs like the wind...they generally don't throw guys like Lesnar around...why does everybody have a "friend in special forces"?

It's an insecurity issue.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 16, 2009, 12:03:42 PM
The average SF guy is about 185 and runs like the wind...they generally don't throw guys like Lesnar around...why does everybody have a "friend in special forces"?
Maybe "mons" can tell us?  ;D
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
Post by: Top Dog on November 16, 2009, 12:08:40 PM
jokes on you, only Mods can change the title of the thread...make a thread, then try changing the title...hahahah im in your head without trying hahaha
Hahaha...I guess they saved u from further ridicule.....hahahaha... .making up stories, not good little man. The only part of my head you're in is the "what an idiot' part.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: spinnis on November 16, 2009, 12:10:33 PM
This one has kidney transplant written all over it. I could be wrong, I hope I am, but I doubt we'll see Brock fight again.

JMO

SHUT UP!!!!!

 :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: spinnis on November 16, 2009, 12:13:07 PM
By Cathal Kelly

Ailing cage fighter Brock Lesnar has developed a serious intestinal disorder that requires surgery, Ultimate Fighting Championship boss Dana White told TMZ.com Monday.
Lesnar, a 265 lb. former wrestler and football player, collapsed and was reportedly hospitalized last week during a vacation in Canada. On Saturday, White told various sources that Lesnar was in dire condition.
"He's not well. He's not going to be getting well anytime soon," White told reporters after a UFC event in England. "He doesn't have cancer or AIDS or anything like this, (but) he's got some problems."
On Monday, White clarified his diagnosis somewhat. He also said that Lesnar is back in the U.S. and that he might be admitted to the Mayo Clinic for surgery. According to White, Lesnar, 32, might never fight again
Lesnar himself has not been heard from since cancelling a scheduled bout three weeks ago. Shortly thereafter, UFC announced that Lesnar had contracted mononucleosis. Rumours swirled that he had swine flu. Things appear to be going from bad to worse for the superstar mixed-martial artist.
In college, Lesnar was a dominating wrestler. After school, he used his impressive bulk and outsized personality to switch over to the theatrics of professional wrestling. He was a huge draw for World Wrestling Entertainment.
In 2004, he decided on a mid-career switch to professional football. Despite no high-level experience in the game, he was given a shot by the NFL's Minnesota Vikings. He played for one season.
At age 30, he decided to switch professions again. He soon signed on to fight for UFC. In July, he won a championship belt.
UFC has had no trouble drawing huge crowds and lots of pay-per-view customers. Credibility, though, continues to be harder to come by.
News of Lesnar's mystery illness has been greeted by skepticism by some blogs outside the mixed-martial arts universe.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
Post by: spinnis on November 16, 2009, 12:14:46 PM
Swede is on suicide watch.

Im about to have a mental breakdown is he isn't gonna fight anymore
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: MAXX on November 16, 2009, 12:19:32 PM
intestinal disorder? must be kidney or liver..
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: spinnis on November 16, 2009, 12:21:03 PM
Some fucking canadian tried to assassinate him!!
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: HTexan on November 16, 2009, 12:30:07 PM
what intestinal disorder makes you pass out?  ???
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
Post by: Dreadlifter on November 16, 2009, 12:41:25 PM
Im about to have a mental breakdown is he isn't gonna fight anymore

We're here for you brother, we're here for you.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: brent2741 on November 16, 2009, 12:41:28 PM
what intestinal disorder makes you pass out?  ???
well anyone that effects proper absorption which is most of them... hope this helps
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
Post by: powermaxx9 on November 16, 2009, 12:45:05 PM
he'll be remembered as potentially the best fighter ever, or overhyped, depends on who ya ask
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
Post by: emn1964 on November 16, 2009, 12:48:52 PM
maybe its a tumor?
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
Post by: wes mantooth on November 16, 2009, 12:53:46 PM
maybe its a tumor?

ITS NOT A TUMOAAAA!
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
Post by: johnnynoname on November 16, 2009, 01:21:45 PM
on behalf of Bob Holly, Marc Mero and Frank Mir may i say:   

WAHHHHHH I'LL NEVER FIGHT AGAIN WAHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: HTexan on November 16, 2009, 01:26:44 PM
There saying it might be Colitis.  :(

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2009/11/does_brock_lesn.php
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar critically ill - needs surgery
Post by: big L dawg on November 16, 2009, 01:39:57 PM
this just in from Fedor



"If he dies he dies"...
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: big L dawg on November 16, 2009, 01:44:47 PM


Words from the legendary Ivan Drago on brocks condition....
Title: What should Brock do to heal himself?
Post by: Marty Champions on November 16, 2009, 02:53:33 PM

should he re-evaluate what he consumes in his diet, or simply rule out diet as a factor all together and put full faith in medical care?
Title: Re: What should Brock do to heal himself?
Post by: Krankenstein on November 16, 2009, 03:06:09 PM
(http://sdoriginals.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/meth-pipe.jpg)
Title: Re: What should Brock do to heal himself?
Post by: io856 on November 16, 2009, 03:08:21 PM
(http://media.canada.com/2de3e3f6-b472-4835-9142-3ead50913788/meth.jpg)
Title: Re: What should Brock do to heal himself?
Post by: lesaucer on November 16, 2009, 03:13:29 PM
(http://i34.tinypic.com/16h3ncz.jpg)
Title: Re: What should Brock do to heal himself?
Post by: 240 is Back on November 16, 2009, 03:13:36 PM
Ronnie changed his diet - and shrunk significantly.
Title: Re: What should Brock do to heal himself?
Post by: Marty Champions on November 16, 2009, 03:14:00 PM
i think brock should log onto his account and make a post on what he should do concerning his health
Title: Re: What should Brock do to heal himself?
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 16, 2009, 03:15:02 PM
should he re-evaluate what he consumes in his diet, or simply rule out diet as a factor all together and put full faith in medical care?
What would suggest Johnny?
Title: Re: What should Brock do to heal himself?
Post by: ahh.. fk on November 16, 2009, 03:16:03 PM
(http://207.199.174.56/img/fRIHxrJARF_bill_ajntsa.jpg)
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 16, 2009, 03:17:02 PM
Some fucking canadian tried to assassinate him!!
Agreed, chimps may have an insight
Title: Re: What should Brock do to heal himself?
Post by: Marty Champions on November 16, 2009, 03:18:32 PM
What would suggest Johnny?

I wonder what are the options floating around in brocks head
Title: Re: What should Brock do to heal himself?
Post by: Hedgehog on November 16, 2009, 03:18:54 PM
Vegetarian diet, drinking his own urine, smoking crack and doing super high volume training.
Title: Re: What should Brock do to heal himself?
Post by: big L dawg on November 16, 2009, 03:26:09 PM
If he just ate some Kale & drank a bottle of olive oil he would probably be good to go ::)
Title: Re: What should Brock do to heal himself?
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 16, 2009, 03:35:11 PM
If he just ate some Kale & drank a bottle of olive oil he would probably be good to go ::)
At this point, he may consider this diet as opposed to his current state, no?
Title: Re: What should Brock do to heal himself?
Post by: Marty Champions on November 16, 2009, 04:21:09 PM
At this point, he may consider this diet as opposed to his current state, no?


Maybe brock enjoys his food so much its worth not changing his diet and finding another route to recovery?
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: TK on November 16, 2009, 05:13:32 PM


Not much new to report, but the word now is that he’s suffering from some sort of intestinal issue that will require major surgery. Even with a best case scenario, he’s going to be on the shelf for a long time. His camp has repeatedly emphasized that its not life threatening which is good, but they’ve not commented on whether or not its career threatening. The UFC is currently trying to get a read on the situation and decide what to do with his heavyweight championship. In most circumstances, they’d determine an interim champion but if Brock’s prognosis is as negative as it sounds right now he may end up vacating the belt altogether. An interim championship only makes sense if he’s got a timeline for returning to action and every indication is that’s not the case. In any case, its a tough break for him and the UFC and we wish him a speedy recovery. At least he’s in good shape financially, so from that standpoint its not as bad of a situation as it would be for most fighters.

http://blog.thesavagescience.com/2009/11/16/lesnar-medical-update
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: disturbia on November 16, 2009, 05:29:42 PM

Not much new to report, but the word now is that he’s suffering from some sort of intestinal issue that will require major surgery. Even with a best case scenario, he’s going to be on the shelf for a long time. His camp has repeatedly emphasized that its not life threatening which is good, but they’ve not commented on whether or not its career threatening. The UFC is currently trying to get a read on the situation and decide what to do with his heavyweight championship. In most circumstances, they’d determine an interim champion but if Brock’s prognosis is as negative as it sounds right now he may end up vacating the belt altogether. An interim championship only makes sense if he’s got a timeline for returning to action and every indication is that’s not the case. In any case, its a tough break for him and the UFC and we wish him a speedy recovery. At least he’s in good shape financially, so from that standpoint its not as bad of a situation as it would be for most fighters.

http://blog.thesavagescience.com/2009/11/16/lesnar-medical-update

Now this Vince, is how to quote a source
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: lift 456 on November 16, 2009, 05:42:02 PM
What the hell did he get.  Must be H1N1

Once again, Vince is wrong. 
Title: Re: What should Brock do to heal himself?
Post by: Marty Champions on November 16, 2009, 06:00:31 PM
Ronnie changed his diet - and shrunk significantly.

another fine ass teen white hoe
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Armstrong on November 16, 2009, 09:07:37 PM
sad news.  Wishing for a recovery.  Dude is pretty cool from what I've seen and heard.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Kwon on November 17, 2009, 12:18:19 AM

UFC champion Brock Lesnar has bacterial infection - ESPN


Lesnar has infection in intestinal tract
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Associated Press

BISMARCK, N.D. -- UFC heavyweight champion Brock Lesnar is suffering from a bacterial infection in his intestinal tract.

UFC president Dana White spoke with Lesnar on Monday and said he could be released from the hospital soon. Asked if he was in a Bismarck hospital, White said, "I think he is," but did not want to say which hospital because he wanted to protect Lesnar's privacy.

White said he is encouraging Lesnar to check into the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minn., for further treatment.

White also said he does not know if the 32-year-old South Dakota native will fight again.

Bismarck's St. Alexius hospital said Lesnar was not a patient there. The other hospital in the city Medcenter One, would not confirm or deny he was there.

http://wcco.com/sports/brock.lesnar.ill.2.1316457.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diverticulitis
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Petrucci on November 17, 2009, 05:25:55 AM
so, he is dying because he ate some rotten potatos?  ???
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: io856 on November 17, 2009, 05:31:44 AM
ninja attack  ::)
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: ag2 on November 17, 2009, 09:00:23 AM
Dude if he was special forces he wouldnt be able to tell that he was...having said that im sure a few of them could have a good go with brock!!

So when they wear their uniform and the shoulder patch says army rangers they have to keep that a secret?  ::)
Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: ag2 on November 17, 2009, 09:03:00 AM
hahaha, oh brother, you gotta be a gimmick......ROFL.....is your friends name "agent orange?"

Yes you are right, I am a gimmick, I am so clever that I created my account in 2004 just so that 5 years later I could post on a Brock Lesnor thread about my buddy being able to beat him up  ::)

Title: Re: RIP Brock Lesnar
Post by: SS on November 17, 2009, 09:06:17 AM
and your point is?  I never said I could beat him up, I just don't think that he is good for
mma based on the way he acted after his win over muir, I'm not taking anything away from his fighting ability or athletic skill, so relax and go jerk off to the life size poster of him hanging over your bed.  :-*

Also, one of my friends is special forces and could beat Brock half way to Sunday on a Monday, hope this helps.
LMAO! first some guy claims 17yr olds around the world are benching 500lbs and now this ;D


Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: LurkerNoMore on November 17, 2009, 11:46:21 AM
UFC Hvt. Champion Brock Lesnar is battling diverticulitis, a source told WCCO TV in the Twin Cities. The disease forms small pouches in the digestive system.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: 240 is Back on November 17, 2009, 11:54:10 AM
ESPN confirms it as well.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: myt1 on November 17, 2009, 12:06:08 PM
UFC Hvt. Champion Brock Lesnar is battling diverticulitis, a source told WCCO TV in the Twin Cities. The disease forms small pouches in the digestive system.

I don't see why they would be saying he may never fight again if that's what it really is.  To my knowledge diverticulitis isn't debilitating like Crohn's or Colitis.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Boost on November 17, 2009, 01:38:49 PM
Like I said earlier in the thread...

(http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images14/TapewormImg_1384.jpg)
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Marty Champions on November 17, 2009, 01:52:30 PM
fail on brock to change his diet or to do a detox-flush diet, epic fail on below average aryan brain capacity
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 17, 2009, 02:47:18 PM
fail on brock to change his diet or to do a detox-flush diet, epic fail on below average Caucasian brain capacity

Dude, seriously.. STFU already with your cracked out macronutrient vegetarian raw bullshit, half your diet is meth or crack anyways. I'll listen to you when there's an M.D or Ph.D behind your name.
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: uberman09 on November 17, 2009, 05:07:25 PM
UFC Hvt. Champion Brock Lesnar is battling diverticulitis, a source told WCCO TV in the Twin Cities. The disease forms small pouches in the digestive system.
is that a life threatening illness?
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: nycbull on November 17, 2009, 06:10:07 PM
its an old persons disease mostly, not life threatening but do have to have surgery.
Title: Brock lesnar R.I.P
Post by: TRIX on November 17, 2009, 06:28:46 PM
My condolences go out to his family. How sad
Title: Re: Brock lesnar R.I.P
Post by: Boost on November 17, 2009, 06:30:15 PM
It's unbelieveable
Title: Re: Brock lesnar R.I.P
Post by: Hulkster on November 17, 2009, 06:33:20 PM
from Wikipedia:

Recently, UFC heavyweight champion, and former WWE superstar, Brock Lesnar was diagnosed with diverticulitis. Though rumors were circulating with claims that Lesnar had succumbed to his illnesses, this is untrue. Critics suggest that not even a grizzly bear could kill Lesnar
Title: Re: Brock lesnar R.I.P
Post by: dr.chimps on November 17, 2009, 06:38:00 PM
from Wikipedia:

Recently, UFC heavyweight champion, and former WWE superstar, Brock Lesnar was diagnosed with diverticulitis. Though rumors were circulating with claims that Lesnar had succumbed to his illnesses, this is untrue. Critics suggest that not even a grizzly bear gorilla could kill Lesnar
Fixed *sigh*    ;D
Title: Re: Brock lesnar R.I.P
Post by: Parker on November 17, 2009, 06:40:24 PM
from Wikipedia:

Recently, UFC heavyweight champion, and former WWE superstar, Brock Lesnar was diagnosed with diverticulitis. Though rumors were circulating with claims that Lesnar had succumbed to his illnesses, this is untrue. Critics suggest that not even a grizzly bear could kill Lesnar
Hopefully it is untrue. Grizzly Bear, Ha a grizzly would have Brock for dinner and sable for dessert.
Title: Re: Brock lesnar R.I.P
Post by: 240 is Back on November 17, 2009, 06:43:38 PM
Rumors are all over that Brock is gonna miss the Arnold Classic
Title: Re: Brock lesnar R.I.P
Post by: Mobil on November 17, 2009, 07:03:08 PM
brock = racist
Title: Re: Brock lesnar R.I.P
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 17, 2009, 07:04:51 PM
brock = racist

so
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Bones on November 17, 2009, 07:43:42 PM
Dude, seriously.. STFU already with your cracked out macronutrient vegetarian raw bullshit, half your diet is meth or crack anyways. I'll listen to you when there's an M.D or Ph.D behind your name.

  I'll second that!!
Title: Re: Brock lesnar R.I.P
Post by: Mobil on November 17, 2009, 07:49:49 PM
so

brock = american white male... therefore racist....
Title: Re: Brock lesnar R.I.P
Post by: chaos on November 17, 2009, 07:56:12 PM
brock = american white male... therefore racist....
Like the stoppa said..........so
Title: Re: Brock lesnar R.I.P
Post by: Jizzacked on November 17, 2009, 08:53:19 PM
diverticulitis can be some serious shit, worst case scenario he may have to have a length of intestine removed.. might even end up with a colostomy bag.

I had an acute case of this last november, had to go to the ER as I was having the worst abdominal pains of my life.  the situation cleared up with some heavy antibiotics thankfully.. but from what I understand it can turn into a chronic condition for some people.
Title: Re: Brock lesnar R.I.P
Post by: swoody on November 17, 2009, 08:57:45 PM
Doesn't that condition sometimes tear a hole in the intestine causing shit to spill into the abdominal cavity?  
Title: Re: Brock lesnar R.I.P
Post by: Jizzacked on November 17, 2009, 09:03:38 PM
Doesn't that condition sometimes tear a hole in the intestine causing shit to spill into the abdominal cavity?  

I think without early treatment an intestinal rupture is a legit possibility. 
Title: Re: Brock lesnar R.I.P
Post by: Marty Champions on November 17, 2009, 09:35:01 PM
Brock hasnt posted in a while  :'(
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Campeon Del Mundo on November 18, 2009, 10:31:53 AM
http://www.5thround.com/news/15966/ufc-champ-brock-lesnar-released-from-hospital/


sent home from hospital..
Title: Re: Brock Lesnar now in critical condition
Post by: Mars on November 18, 2009, 10:35:04 AM
brock is not on this forum
Title: Re: Brock lesnar R.I.P
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 18, 2009, 11:09:18 AM
diverticulitis can be some serious shit, worst case scenario he may have to have a length of intestine removed.. might even end up with a colostomy bag.

I had an acute case of this last november, had to go to the ER as I was having the worst abdominal pains of my life.  the situation cleared up with some heavy antibiotics thankfully.. but from what I understand it can turn into a chronic condition for some people.

is that why you're a huge bitch now?
Title: Re: Brock lesnar R.I.P
Post by: Jizzacked on November 18, 2009, 11:23:32 AM
is that why you're a huge bitch now?

 ??? ::)
Title: Re: Brock lesnar R.I.P
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 18, 2009, 12:21:31 PM
Doesn't that condition sometimes tear a hole in the intestine causing shit to spill into the abdominal cavity?  

http://www.medicinenet.com/diverticulosis/article.htm#diver