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Title: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Spoony Luv on November 27, 2009, 11:47:17 AM
Place your bets

Possible reasons on what happend

1. completely shit faced

2. emotional half ass suicide attempt after finding his caddy in bed with his wife

3. G'd out at the wheel while backing out of his driveway(GHB)

4. Someone tried to kill off Tiger and sabotaged his SUV(possibly Jack Nickluas)

4 1/2. Found out that his kids aren't really his but his arch enemy Phil Michelson's


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Professional golfer Tiger Woods was seriously injured in a car accident early this morning, the Florida Highway Patrol just reported.

Woods, 33, pulled out of his driveway in the Isleworth community about 2:25 a.m. when he struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree at his neighbor's property, FHP reported.

Woods was transported to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee in serious condition, FHP said. No other information about his condition has been released.

A Health Central hospital employee said at 2:30 p.m. that Woods was not a patient. A hospital operator would not say if Woods had been treated and released.

FHP said the airbags in Woods' Cadillac Escalade did not deploy, which means the vehicle was traveling under 33 mph.

Orange County Fire Rescue received the call for aid at 2:28 a.m. Woods was transported from his Windermere-area neighborhood by the hospital's own ambulance.

FHP did not report the accident until just after 2 p.m. today. The agency said the crash remains under investigation and charges are pending.

Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 27, 2009, 11:48:16 AM
Place your bets

Possible reasons on what happend

1. completely shit faced

2. emotional half ass suicide attempt after finding his caddy in bed with his wife

3. G'd out at the wheel while backing out of his driveway(GHB)

4. Someone tried to kill off Tiger and sabotaged his SUV(possibly Jack Nickluas)


5. He was hanging out with John Daley
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Quickerblade on November 27, 2009, 11:55:04 AM
The Orlando Sentinel says Florida Highway Patrol officials have confirmed Woods was pulled out of the driveway of his Isleworth, Florida home at about 2:25 a.m. this morning after he struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree on his neighbour's property.

Police say the airbags of Woods' Cadillac Escalade did not deploy, which means the vehicle was travelling under 33 miles per hour

lol @ 2.25am, he was on some bullshit
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on November 27, 2009, 11:55:33 AM
Place your bets

Possible reasons on what happend

1. completely shit faced

2. emotional half ass suicide attempt after finding his caddy in bed with his wife

3. G'd out at the wheel while backing out of his driveway(GHB)

4. Someone tried to kill off Tiger and sabotaged his SUV(possibly Jack Nickluas)

4 1/2. Found out that his kids aren't really his but his arch enemy Phil Michelson's




Link???
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 27, 2009, 11:57:17 AM
The Orlando Sentinel says Florida Highway Patrol officials have confirmed Woods was pulled out of the driveway of his Isleworth, Florida home at about 2:25 a.m. this morning after he struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree on his neighbour's property.

Police say the airbags of Woods' Cadillac Escalade did not deploy, which means the vehicle was travelling under 33 miles per hour

lol @ 2.25am, he was on some bullshit
Drunk for sure
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Spoony Luv on November 27, 2009, 12:00:57 PM
There are reports of him having an affair...If alcohol was not a factor, then this guy must have been fucked up on pills or GHB or something...
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: dr.chimps on November 27, 2009, 12:01:54 PM
The Orlando Sentinel says Florida Highway Patrol officials have confirmed Woods was pulled out of the driveway of his Isleworth, Florida home at about 2:25 a.m. this morning after he struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree on his neighbour's property.

Police say the airbags of Woods' Cadillac Escalade did not deploy, which means the vehicle was travelling under 33 miles per hour

lol @ 2.25am, he was on some bullshit
LOL. He's gonna have to take a drop on that shot. Or a mulligan. What journalist wrote that fine line!?   ;D
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Rami on November 27, 2009, 12:03:30 PM
Traveling under 33MPH, and still hit a fire hydrant and a tree in his neighbor's yard.  Must have seen a black Friday deal and hurried to make it to the stampede at walmart.

Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on November 27, 2009, 12:03:46 PM
Drunk for sure


Ok, now I have a report.  Says he was pulling out of his driveway but he hit a tree and his airbag didn't deploy.

Guess I won't be buying any Buick's that's for sure.   :P

Sounds like he was going off to practice.  
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: spinnis on November 27, 2009, 12:04:15 PM
There goes his PERFECT black man image, he did a chris brown
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 27, 2009, 12:04:43 PM

Ok, now I have a report.  Says he was pulling out of his driveway but he hit a tree and his airbag didn't deploy.

Guess I won't be buying any Buick's that's for sure.   :P

Sounds like he was going off to practice.  
Buicks...LMAO ;D
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on November 27, 2009, 12:05:45 PM
Oh shit, charges are now pending...wasn't alcohol related.  Fox News


?????
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on November 27, 2009, 12:06:04 PM
WHO THE FUCK CARES?  My god!  Fuck Tiger Woods.  Little emasculated pussy........claiming he could bench 400.  I hope his dick is broke and the fool can't golf ever again!  Dude has plenty of money!  Fuck him!  :) LOL HAPPY HOLIDAYS!  
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 27, 2009, 12:07:40 PM
Oh shit, charges are now pending...wasn't alcohol related.  Fox News


?????
Dont worry Vince he will pay his way out of it.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 27, 2009, 12:08:34 PM
Having an affair? Have you seen his wife?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: spinnis on November 27, 2009, 12:08:57 PM
Having an affair? Have you seen his wife?

an average swede  ;D
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: dr.chimps on November 27, 2009, 12:09:16 PM
Someone go and check on Coach. He's probably throwing a rope over a beam, right now.  
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: uberman09 on November 27, 2009, 12:10:20 PM
Having an affair? Have you seen his wife?

looks like human being can get bored of everything. Maybe his life was just too perfect.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 27, 2009, 12:10:39 PM
Chimps..I cancelled my whole day to keep up with this story.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Spoony Luv on November 27, 2009, 12:12:55 PM
Having an affair? Have you seen his wife?

For every good looking female out there, is many a men who are glad to see them move on...Most of them are fucking psycho...
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 27, 2009, 12:13:54 PM
Someone go and check on Coach. He's probably throwing a rope over a beam, right now.  
Coach was just checked in involuntary to the Duke Hospital mental ward.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Spoony Luv on November 27, 2009, 12:15:13 PM
Having an affair? Have you seen his wife?

Angelia Jolie fucked her step Moms boyfriend at one time and probably banged her brother...
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on November 27, 2009, 12:16:51 PM
Dont worry Vince he will pay his way out of it.


Anytime, they say charges are pending before everything is known is an indication that something else is going on.  Fox News is all over this naturally.  They see him like Barack Obama and a lot of people are licking their chops waiting to see him fall flat on his face.. ;D
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: dr.chimps on November 27, 2009, 12:17:09 PM
Chimps..I cancelled my whole day to keep up with this story.
For yours and our sakes, I hope there will be no emerging stories about gunmen on grassy knolls.    ;D
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Spoony Luv on November 27, 2009, 12:18:32 PM

Anytime, they say charges are pending before everything is known is an indication that something else is going on.  Fox News is all over this naturally.  They see him like Barack Obama and a lot of people are licking their chops waiting to see him fall flat on his face.. ;D

Probably charges of trying to leave the scene of an accident...
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Spoony Luv on November 27, 2009, 12:24:00 PM
Did the space shuttle come back to earth today? Is Tiger Woods helping the NWO with some sort of media distraction while something huge is about to happen this weekend?

Time will tell...Possible earthquake somewhere?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on November 27, 2009, 12:27:09 PM
Probably charges of trying to leave the scene of an accident...


They said he pulled out of his driveway.  Besides, there's no report that he hit a car..just a fire hydrant and a tree.

Yea, that Kia Forte is looking pretty good now
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Thin Lizzy on November 27, 2009, 12:28:48 PM
He was pulling out of his driveway at 2:30 in the morning.

Sounds like he had a fight with his wife and decided to get the hell out of there before doing something stupid.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: dr.chimps on November 27, 2009, 12:29:38 PM
Can't believe no one's mentioned that he's half Asian, yet.    8)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: tendonitis on November 27, 2009, 12:30:38 PM
Can't believe no one's mentioned that he's half Asian, yet.    8)

HAHA  that explains the bad driving.
The half black explains the girlfriends.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: bigdumbbell on November 27, 2009, 12:34:01 PM
another perfect person.  was he wearing a seatbelt?  what an idiot
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: lax on November 27, 2009, 12:34:26 PM
Place your bets

Possible reasons on what happend

1. completely shit faced

2. emotional half ass suicide attempt after finding his caddy in bed with his wife

3. G'd out at the wheel while backing out of his driveway(GHB)

4. Someone tried to kill off Tiger and sabotaged his SUV(possibly Jack Nickluas)

4 1/2. Found out that his kids aren't really his but his arch enemy Phil Michelson's


===

Professional golfer Tiger Woods was seriously injured in a car accident early this morning, the Florida Highway Patrol just reported.

Woods, 33, pulled out of his driveway in the Isleworth community about 2:25 a.m. when he struck a fire hydrant, and then drove into a tree at his neighbor's property, FHP reported.

Woods was transported to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee in serious condition, FHP said. No other information about his condition has been released.

A Health Central hospital employee said at 2:30 p.m. that Woods was not a patient. A hospital operator would not say if Woods had been treated and released.

FHP said the airbags in Woods' Cadillac Escalade did not deploy, which means the vehicle was traveling under 33 mph.

Orange County Fire Rescue received the call for aid at 2:28 a.m. Woods was transported from his Windermere-area neighborhood by the hospital's own ambulance.

FHP did not report the accident until just after 2 p.m. today. The agency said the crash remains under investigation and charges are pending.



what I can alomost guarantee is he was not wearing a seatbelt
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 27, 2009, 12:35:02 PM
Worst news since the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald ..
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: lax on November 27, 2009, 12:37:02 PM
are the sistas pissed that he married a blond beauty?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 27, 2009, 12:38:30 PM
are the sistas pissed that he married a blond beauty?
I'm sure maybe they sabatoged his car
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: dr.chimps on November 27, 2009, 12:43:50 PM
They see him like Barack Obama and a lot of people are licking their chops waiting to see him fall flat on his face.. ;D
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Thin Lizzy on November 27, 2009, 12:47:50 PM

 Fox News is all over this naturally.  They see him like Barack Obama and a lot of people are licking their chops waiting to see him fall flat on his face.. ;D

He's one of the most famous people in the world. Are they not supposed to cover it?

I think you're seeing racism where it's not. The media builds builds people up then breaks them down. That's what they do.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
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Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: lax on November 27, 2009, 12:51:22 PM
He's one of the most famous people in the world. Are they not supposed to cover it?

I think you're seeing racism where it's not. The media builds builds people up then breaks them down. That's what they do.

correct
the media is responsible for the fame and $$$ these guys receive/achieve

then it is fair that they expose them when warranted
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Earl1972 on November 27, 2009, 01:06:29 PM
Having an affair? Have you seen his wife?

tiger can have any chick he wants with no effort, why would he stick with just one that he's probably tired of banging?

E
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Mars on November 27, 2009, 01:07:45 PM
(http://i47.tinypic.com/cn407.jpg)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: 2ND COMING on November 27, 2009, 01:08:24 PM
tigger tigger woods yall
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on November 27, 2009, 01:25:15 PM
He's one of the most famous people in the world. Are they not supposed to cover it?

I think you're seeing racism where it's not. The media builds builds people up then breaks them down. That's what they do.

I didn't say anything about race.  I was referring to Fox News in particular wanting to take down Tiger Woods because he's good friends with Barack Obama
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Spoony Luv on November 27, 2009, 02:06:40 PM
I wonder if this accident is somehow tied to the collapse of Dubai, India where Tiger has many investments?...Some estimate that 1/2 his wealth is tied up there...
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Spoony Luv on November 27, 2009, 02:28:14 PM
Fuck Lance Armstrong and Fuck Tiger Woods


Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: ahh.. fk on November 27, 2009, 03:17:49 PM
dont suck to be tiger (http://www.gagreport.com/Funny_Pictures/elin%20nordegren%20album/images/elin-nordegren-3_jpg.jpg)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: webcake on November 27, 2009, 03:20:25 PM
I hope his money is ok.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Thin Lizzy on November 27, 2009, 03:24:56 PM
With that clit, she's got potential as a female bodybuilder. :D
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: webcake on November 27, 2009, 03:27:44 PM
I billion dollars and he can't even afford to get his wifes bush waxed.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Thin Lizzy on November 27, 2009, 03:29:29 PM
I billion dollars and he can't even afford to get his wifes bush waxed.

That's an old pic from when women still had pubic hair.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Spoony Luv on November 27, 2009, 03:30:26 PM
I billion dollars and he can't even afford to get his wifes bush waxed.

well he is Asian...All nest and no bird...
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Tom on November 27, 2009, 04:13:16 PM
accident? happened at 2:30 a.m. and was not reported until nearly 12 hours later? and what and where in the hell was he going in orlando of all places at 2:30 in the morning!

latest i heard about his wife using his golf club to smash out the window and helping get him out of the car?  whose to say the wife didn't bash out the window of that car BEFORE HE TRIED TO DRIVE AWAY??!

LIKE ONE HELL OF AN ARGUMENT WAS GOING ON OR ABOUT TO HAPPEN ABOUT SOMETHING?!

totally fishy this "incident".

of course we all know it was utter and true eternal love for this swedish model to marry tiger in the first place right, just like if he was tiger woods, the auto mechanic down the street or tiger woods, the accountant ::)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 27, 2009, 04:22:33 PM
Some shady shit going on
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 27, 2009, 04:23:55 PM
dont suck to be tiger (http://www.gagreport.com/Funny_Pictures/elin%20nordegren%20album/images/elin-nordegren-3_jpg.jpg)

I've had better.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: uberman09 on November 27, 2009, 05:05:33 PM
maybe she wanted to divorce and two thirds of his money ....and he couldnt take it.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Spoony Luv on November 27, 2009, 05:57:27 PM
He can tell the chick is totally batshit...And you know Tiger's mom tried to warn him about her at least once...She has white devil written all over her...

Whats strange is Tiger's house is only worth 2.5 million while Shaq's is worth over 25 million...Everyone says Tiger is a cheap fuck...
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: uberman09 on November 27, 2009, 06:01:04 PM
He can tell the chick is totally batshit...And you know Tiger's mom tried to warn him about her at least once...She has white devil written all over her...

Whats strange is Tiger's house is only worth 2.5 million while Shaq's is worth over 25 million...Everyone says Tiger is a cheap fuck...
or a smart guy...
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: bigdumbbell on November 27, 2009, 06:48:54 PM
He can tell the chick is totally batshit...And you know Tiger's mom tried to warn him about her at least once...She has white devil written all over her...

Whats strange is Tiger's house is only worth 2.5 million while Shaq's is worth over 25 million...Everyone says Tiger is a cheap fuck...
plus, that's a crack area   trouble
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on November 27, 2009, 06:59:30 PM
She was caught getting the Alabama black snake you think?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on November 27, 2009, 07:24:10 PM
something doesnt add up...
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Thin Lizzy on November 27, 2009, 11:19:44 PM
He was pulling out of his driveway at 2:30 in the morning.

Sounds like he had a fight with his wife and decided to get the hell out of there before doing something stupid.

I'll take my props, now.

----------------

Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV
Posted Nov 28th 2009 12:08AM by TMZ

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0Y8VCsKQ0
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on November 28, 2009, 12:45:05 AM
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Parker on November 28, 2009, 12:58:46 AM
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!
You mean golddigger scorned. In her country she was a model. O er here when Tiger met her she was a nanny.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Sam on November 28, 2009, 12:59:40 AM
trying to escape from the klan
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on November 28, 2009, 01:13:02 AM
You mean golddigger scorned. In her country she was a model. O er here when Tiger met her she was a nanny.

Golddiggers have feelings too!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Tapeworm on November 28, 2009, 01:30:12 AM
TIGER NO!!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: LatsMcGee on November 28, 2009, 01:38:43 AM
I thought Tiger Woods was neuter?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: HTexan on November 28, 2009, 01:41:16 AM
Im thinking he was pissed off at wife. Or he was going to buy her tampons :D
anyway, The police haven't got a statement from him yet. The perks of being famous.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 28, 2009, 05:12:23 AM
What regular citizen would be allowed to go home and sleep before being interviewed by police? Obviously preferred treatment for the rich and famous.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: tendonitis on November 28, 2009, 05:26:50 AM
Nothing crazy going on here.  Tiger was just heading out at 2:30 in the AM to get in the Black Friday line at Best Buy.
If he's guilty of anything it's looking for a good deal on electronics.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: spinnis on November 28, 2009, 05:32:35 AM
I'll take my props, now.

----------------

Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV
Posted Nov 28th 2009 12:08AM by TMZ

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0Y8VCsKQ0


Why the fuck wouldn't you just throw her to the ground and keep her there until she calmed down?  its not like shes a 300 pound monster or something.

"running away in his suv" what a pussy
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on November 28, 2009, 05:50:39 AM
Why the fuck wouldn't you just throw her to the ground and keep her there until she calmed down?  its not like shes a 300 pound monster or something.

"running away in his suv" what a pussy
Dude what country are you from? Tiger did the smart thing. thats the LAST thing you wanna do to a woman whos pissed off. Unforunately if you even hold the woman by her arms until she calms down, she can file charges against you for "domestic violence". Yes running away in his SUV is a bitch move, but its the SMART move, specially when you have the kin dof life Tiger has. Its better to swallow your pride than to get jailed, and lose tons of money
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Mars on November 28, 2009, 05:55:24 AM
Dude what country are you from? Tiger did the smart thing. thats the LAST thing you wanna do to a woman whos pissed off. Unforunately if you even hold the woman by her arms until she calms down, she can file charges against you for "domestic violence". Yes running away in his SUV is a bitch move, but its the SMART move, specially when you have the kin dof life Tiger has. Its better to swallow your pride than to get jailed, and lose tons of money

haha exactly
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on November 28, 2009, 05:58:56 AM
He has cuts to his lips according to the BBC. What did they hit? I know that racists will say that black peoples lips are like build-in airbags but seriously how could your lips be injured in a 10mph car crash?

And police found him unconsious lying beside his SUV ?  With burst lips ?  From a 10mph reverse bump into a fire hydrant?  His wife had to drag him out ? After breaking the rear window?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Parker on November 28, 2009, 06:04:44 AM
Dude what country are you from? Tiger did the smart thing. thats the LAST thing you wanna do to a woman whos pissed off. Unforunately if you even hold the woman by her arms until she calms down, she can file charges against you for "domestic violence". Yes running away in his SUV is a bitch move, but its the SMART move, specially when you have the kin dof life Tiger has. Its better to swallow your pride than to get jailed, and lose tons of money
Swede doesn't know, he'd try to put the girl in some sort of MMA hold, until she calms down and the police arrive. Next thing you know he's in jail, locked up foe assault.

Actually, rolling out is not a bitch move, because he's the one with the injuries and fucked up car, shows that she was the aggressor, and she could get charges on her. Also now, there could be a stigma attached to her from the other golfers wives, leading her to be ostracized and put on the defensive from the public. Which will tame her ass right up.

Times are hard, even for Goldiggers, can't have one jealous blonde fucking up the rotation.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: spinnis on November 28, 2009, 06:06:51 AM
He has cuts to his lips according to the BBC. What did they hit? I know that racists will say that black peoples lips are like build-in airbags but seriously how could your lips be injured in a 10mph car crash?

think for a minute..
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: spinnis on November 28, 2009, 06:08:04 AM
Swede doesn't know, he'd try to put the girl in some sort of MMA hold, until she calms down and the police arrive. Next thing you know he's in jail, locked up foe assault.

Actually, rolling out is not a bitch move, because he's the one with the injuries and fucked up car, shows that she was the aggressor, and she could get charges on her. Also now, there could be a stigma attached to her from the other golfers wives, leading her to be ostracized and put on the defensive from the public. Which will tame her ass right up.

Times are hard, even for Goldiggers, can't have one jealous blonde fucking up the rotation.

In sweden you wouldn't be filed with any charges though.

well shes a woman and wont get punished at all. as always
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Mars on November 28, 2009, 06:12:14 AM
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Mr Nobody on November 28, 2009, 06:22:44 AM
In sweden you wouldn't be filed with any charges though.

well shes a woman and wont get punished at all. as always
You just got to knock them out Swede then when they wake up hope they dont remember.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: uberman09 on November 28, 2009, 08:16:52 AM
(http://tigerwoods-information.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/tiger-woods_and_family.jpg)

(http://i.a.cnn.guy/p1_tigerelin.jpg)


(http://guy-Wood-039-s-Wife-Linked-with-Pornography-Sites-2.jpg)


(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2009/11/28/1259370781705/Tiger-Woods-and-Elin-Nord-001.jpg)

(http://oneasianworld.com/blog/tiger%20woods%20and%20elin.jpg)


(http://www.foxnews.com/images/250404/0_61_woods_tiger_wife.jpg)






 ;D






multiculturalism works wonder !

She's dumb to have agressed him, she could have asked divorce for adultery and get tons of money... why ruin her chances? anyway she can still complain he cheats on her.


I can't believe rich people like wood still feel the need to cheat on their model wives...
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Spoony Luv on November 28, 2009, 08:29:15 AM
Just got off the phone with Stan the caddy and he stated that she fucked him up in the house(busted lip etc) he ran out and she chased him with a golf club smashing the SUV all up...He planned the accident because his face was bad enough that it wouldn't be just shrugged off by the media...He had to play in a tournament...
In Summary...Tiger's wife is batshit crazy and Tiger fixed the problem with a phony accident...
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on November 28, 2009, 08:47:34 AM
(http://tigerwoods-information.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/tiger-woods_and_family.jpg)

(http://i.a.cnn.guy/p1_tigerelin.jpg)


(http://guy-Wood-039-s-Wife-Linked-with-Pornography-Sites-2.jpg)


(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2009/11/28/1259370781705/Tiger-Woods-and-Elin-Nord-001.jpg)

(http://oneasianworld.com/blog/tiger%20woods%20and%20elin.jpg)


(http://www.foxnews.com/images/250404/0_61_woods_tiger_wife.jpg)






 ;D






multiculturalism works wonder !

She's dumb to have agressed him, she could have asked divorce for adultery and get tons of money... why ruin her chances? anyway she can still complain he cheats on her.


I can't believe rich people like wood still feel the need to cheat on their model wives...


I believe Eli signed a Pre-Nup.  Even so, she would still get a lot of money since she is the mother of two kids
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: 240 is Back on November 28, 2009, 08:54:11 AM
tiger did the smart thing. 

true, the woman probably needed held until she stopped hitting him.

but "tiger is a wife beater" would ring out for the next 20 years.

Now, we know tiger is a guy who did everything humanly possible to avoid hurting this wife.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Fatpanda on November 28, 2009, 08:55:25 AM
why would he cheat on that  :o :o :o

stunning, absolutely stunning  :o
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Thin Lizzy on November 28, 2009, 09:14:37 AM
Why the fuck wouldn't you just throw her to the ground and keep her there until she calmed down?  its not like shes a 300 pound monster or something.

"running away in his suv" what a pussy

Yes, nothing cements a man's rep as a tough guy, like throwing around a 120lb woman.

To say Tiger did the smart thing is an understatement. As 240 pointed out, he saved his reputation, plus, he avoided a lengthy public court battle which could've cost him his freedom.
Title: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 28, 2009, 11:05:26 AM
 :o

Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: wes on November 28, 2009, 11:07:06 AM
She can scratch me up anyday!!  LOL  :)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: Fatpanda on November 28, 2009, 11:08:27 AM
soon to be ex wife  ;)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: G o a t b o y on November 28, 2009, 11:09:27 AM
Mudshark.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 28, 2009, 11:10:16 AM
soon to be ex wife  ;)

I'll be waiting. She can cry on my shoulder.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: tendonitis on November 28, 2009, 11:11:55 AM
The thing is Tiger could be banging chicks like that everyday, hell two at a time if he wanted.
Rich men should NEVER get married. It's just a dumb move in every possible way.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: Tapeworm on November 28, 2009, 11:12:27 AM
:o



You don't get to impregnate them all Joe!  
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: Parker on November 28, 2009, 11:12:34 AM
The Other chick...
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: G o a t b o y on November 28, 2009, 11:12:43 AM
I'll be waiting. She can cry on my shoulder.


Are you looking for #5?  (or is it #6 by now?)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: Fatpanda on November 28, 2009, 11:12:52 AM
if tiger wasn't a superstar millionaire, and worked in kfc. do you think he'd get any pussy ?

he looks like a nerd !
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: G o a t b o y on November 28, 2009, 11:13:36 AM
The Other chick...

She looks like a tranny.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: Kwon on November 28, 2009, 11:18:21 AM
if tiger wasn't a superstar millionaire, and worked in kfc. do you think he'd get any pussy ?

he looks like a nerd !

Of course not, why do you ask?

Money means a lot for people.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on November 28, 2009, 11:18:42 AM
if tiger wasn't a superstar millionaire, and worked in kfc. do you think he'd get any pussy ?

he looks like a nerd !

LOL.  Dude is a total fucking nerd.  You're absolutely right.  The dude would pull zero pussy if it wasn't for his money.  Why the hell do you think he's crashing cars into trees.  He knows this and will always know this.  
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: Smokincrazy on November 28, 2009, 11:43:25 AM
LOL.  Dude is a total fucking nerd.  You're absolutely right.  The dude would pull zero pussy if it wasn't for his money.  Why the hell do you think he's crashing cars into trees.  He knows this and will always know this.  
If you think he crashed himself into a tree because he thought of himself as a nerd then what do you think of yourself McAnnus?  JUst jump in front of a train now
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: funk51 on November 28, 2009, 11:49:16 AM
:o


            it's like that great philosopher said, i've never fucked a ten ,but i did fuck 5 two's.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: Fury on November 28, 2009, 11:55:04 AM
LOL.  Dude is a total fucking nerd.  You're absolutely right.  The dude would pull zero pussy if it wasn't for his money.  Why the hell do you think he's crashing cars into trees.  He knows this and will always know this.  

You're a male nurse, Focker. You're inferior to Tiger in every way.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 28, 2009, 12:23:11 PM
I'd let her use her hand on me
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: lax on November 28, 2009, 12:25:22 PM
The thing is Tiger could be banging chicks like that everyday, hell two at a time if he wanted.
Rich men should NEVER get married. It's just a dumb move in every possible way.

QFT!

This'll cost him....
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: Tapeworm on November 28, 2009, 12:27:55 PM
Team Live Alone Die Alone is on the scene.  ::)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: dr.chimps on November 28, 2009, 12:30:19 PM
:o
She's gorgeous. But it just proves the old adage that somewhere, someone is tired of her shit.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: Tapeworm on November 28, 2009, 12:36:11 PM
The Other chick...

I'd let her use her vacuum on me.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: lax on November 28, 2009, 12:58:20 PM
She's gorgeous. But it just proves the old adage that somewhere, someone is tired of her shit.

'show me a beautiful woman
and I will show you someone who is tired of fucking her...'
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: funk51 on November 28, 2009, 01:00:12 PM
I'd let her use her vacuum on me.
like this
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: wes on November 28, 2009, 01:00:40 PM
If it has tits or mechanical parts,it`s gonna` give you trouble sooner or later!!  :)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: CalvinH on November 28, 2009, 01:08:11 PM
Yeah and the National Enquirer is such a reliable source ::)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: calfzilla on November 28, 2009, 01:22:36 PM
Now that Tiger is dead, we will need to find someone to giver her some loving. 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: brooklynbruiser on November 28, 2009, 01:37:18 PM
LOL Tiger is not effing dead. :)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: Ex Coelis on November 28, 2009, 01:41:00 PM
...
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: calfzilla on November 28, 2009, 01:42:24 PM
LOL Tiger is not effing dead. :)
No he is.  And is being buried next to Brock Lesnar from what I hear. 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on November 28, 2009, 01:47:22 PM
Mudshark.

BINGO!!!!!!!!

THe Beef
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 28, 2009, 01:49:30 PM
'show me a beautiful woman
and I will show you someone who is tired of fucking her...'

That's what guys with ugly girlfriends say.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on November 28, 2009, 02:17:20 PM
You're a male nurse, Focker. You're inferior to Tiger in every way.


Haha.......you like smokin my nuts every chance you get don't you?  You're an insecure little fucking twat.  BezerkFury?  HAHA probably a fucking 150lb abercrombie wearing college nerd. 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: dr.chimps on November 28, 2009, 02:37:24 PM
Now that Tiger is dead, we will need to find someone to giver her some loving. 
RIP Tiger.    :'(
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Earl1972 on November 28, 2009, 03:20:39 PM
i can't believe some people are surprised the most famous athlete in the world has multiple partners

"but she's a model" ::) ::)

E
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: BIG DUB on November 28, 2009, 04:37:07 PM
When you are that rich YOU DO NOT GET MARRIED! WTF is his problem?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: Parker on November 28, 2009, 04:48:17 PM
That's what guys with ugly girlfriends say.

Basically, you never get tired of effing a beautiful woman, you just get tired of her.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: uberman09 on November 28, 2009, 04:54:41 PM
he wanted comitment and a normal life with kids ... he s the one who ruined it all , she didnt cheat on him.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Parker on November 28, 2009, 05:11:13 PM
he wanted comitment and a normal life with kids ... he s the one who ruined it all , she didnt cheat on him.
True, but when you are rich, young athlete and young beautiful women are all around you, why?
 As i stated earlier, she was a model in her country but a Nanny here. If he really wanted a commitment and a normal life, he should have gotten a woman who made her own money and she could leave  when she wanted, therefore he would know that she is with him only because she wants to be, not like his current wife, who is only with him because she has to be. He wanted control, and like he's always been---a control freak.

Those children's names are Paycheck #1 and # 2. She was partly angry that her meal ticket might leave (don't know what the pre-nup if any is)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: uberman09 on November 28, 2009, 05:14:53 PM
I dont know about the control freak part?

anyway, im pretty sure she gave him everything he wanted and got bored of it , as simple as that.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Kwon on November 28, 2009, 05:19:09 PM
Did Elin cause all the lacerations?

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/11/1127_tigerwoods_elinwoods_80194765_ex.jpg)
http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/11#c23525538
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: calfzilla on November 28, 2009, 08:33:29 PM
I predict this will be the beginning of the end of their marriage. 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 28, 2009, 08:56:55 PM
I predict this will be the beginning of the end of their marriage. 

I'm here to help. Besides, I play golf too, shouldn't be too much of a change :P
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: bigdumbbell on November 28, 2009, 09:28:31 PM
she'll do very well in florida courts
Title: Tiger woods was attacked by wife?
Post by: powerpack on November 28, 2009, 11:40:20 PM

Tiger's Wife Changed Her Story
Posted Nov 28th 2009 8:50PM by TMZ Staff

Tiger Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, changed the story she told the first officer on the scene, according to law enforcement sources.



The Windemere Police Department says Tiger's wife went outside, saw that her husband had struck a fire hydrant and a tree, and then went back inside the house for a golf club to use to try and extricate him from the vehicle. But we've learned Nordegren told a very different story to the Florida Highway Patrol, and it does not involve going back in the house for a club. Our sources will not allow us to be more specific.

And we've learned there was no blood found on the steering wheel of Tiger's SUV -- putting into serious doubt that Tiger sustained his injuries from the crash.

As we first reported, Tiger had a conversation with a friend yesterday, in which he said his wife had confronted him over reports he was involved with another woman ... and that his wife scratched his face up during the argument. Tiger told the friend he then left the house, started driving off and his wife then came out with a golf club, striking the vehicle. Tiger then became distracted and hit the hydrant and then a nearby tree.

We're told cops will interview Tiger and his wife later today.
Title: Re: Tiger woods was attacked by wife?
Post by: gordiano on November 29, 2009, 12:02:13 AM
Trouble in paradise....


I'm sorry, why did he get married again? He has the world by the balls...so he goes and gets married.  ???
Title: Re: Tiger woods was attacked by wife?
Post by: freespirit on November 29, 2009, 12:08:01 AM
Trouble in paradise....


I'm sorry, why did he get married again? He has the world by the balls...so he goes and gets married.  ???


What was he thinking when he got married? He got all the money, so marriage wouldn't be profitable anyways.
Title: Re: Tiger woods was attacked by wife?
Post by: garebear on November 29, 2009, 12:46:48 AM

What was he thinking when he got married? He got all the money, so marriage wouldn't be profitable anyways.
He's very romantic.
Title: Re: Tiger woods was attacked by wife?
Post by: powerpack on November 29, 2009, 01:28:14 AM
I wonder if she will be arrested for domestic violence
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Royalty on November 29, 2009, 02:38:45 AM
After Steve McNair's adultery and death, I figured that other athletes would think twice before straying from their wives.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on November 29, 2009, 03:33:12 AM
The whole thing with Tiger may very well be tied to the situation in Dubai.  Al Ruwaya golf course was being built by Tiger Woods Designs.  Tiger Woods Designs also has one other golf course under construction and another in design.  I doubt the Dubai situation would bankrupt Tiger but he sure as hell is probably losing major money from it. 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Gino30 on November 29, 2009, 03:44:36 AM
Having an affair? Have you seen his wife?

Brutal naivety
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Tre on November 29, 2009, 04:37:52 AM
True, but when you are rich, young athlete and young beautiful women are all around you, why?
 As i stated earlier, she was a model in her country but a Nanny here. If he really wanted a commitment and a normal life, he should have gotten a woman who made her own money and she could leave  when she wanted, therefore he would know that she is with him only because she wants to be, not like his current wife, who is only with him because she has to be. He wanted control, and like he's always been---a control freak.

Those children's names are Paycheck #1 and # 2. She was partly angry that her meal ticket might leave (don't know what the pre-nup if any is)

As I said from the start, Elin went upside his head, I just didn't know why.  Sadly, I know the crazy side of those Nordic bitches all too well. 

You're spot-on in your analysis.  While she enjoyed everything that came with being Mrs. Tiger Woods, she damn sure enjoyed the fact that she could cash in on being Tiger's babies' mama. 

The most intriguing detail of this whole story is that their home is only valued at $2.4 million.  Most GetBiggers could own one of those.

Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: Thin Lizzy on November 29, 2009, 04:49:25 AM
The Other chick...

Here she is doing the always-classy "Lips Pursed" pose.

As an aside, today, in the NY papers, you have idiot sportswriters saying Woods needs to talk, now.

Yeah, that's real smart. Walk into a police interview, unprepared, when you don't have to. It's amazing how brave people get with other people's money and freedom.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Royalty on November 29, 2009, 06:14:19 AM
(http://cm1.theinsider.com/thumbnail/450/338/cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/562/58/rachel-uchitel.jpg)


If that is indeed the adultress....she chases actors and athletes
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Parker on November 29, 2009, 06:21:28 AM
(http://cm1.theinsider.com/thumbnail/450/338/cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/562/58/rachel-uchitel.jpg)


If that is indeed the adultress....she chases actors and athletes

From one moneygrubber to another moneygrubber...I bet you she gives better head than Elin does....she has that slutty look to her...like she would talk to you about the Dolce and Gabba Fall line one minute and suck the skin, muscle and glans off your dick the next.
   
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Tre on November 29, 2009, 06:39:14 AM
From one moneygrubber to another moneygrubber...I bet you she gives better head than Elin does....she has that slutty look to her...like she would talk to you about the Dolce and Gabba Fall line one minute and suck the skin, muscle and glans off your dick the next.

So, you'd hit it, but wouldn't date it?

I still need to see the body, but while the face is indeed pretty, it's not 'step out on Elin' pretty.

Is Tiger taking test?? 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Parker on November 29, 2009, 06:57:20 AM
So, you'd hit it, but wouldn't date it?

I still need to see the body, but while the face is indeed pretty, it's not 'step out on Elin' pretty.

Is Tiger taking test?? 

Yep, I posted a full pic of her in the "Tiger's Wife" thread. Banging body, and she knows how to wrap the package, better than Elin. She one of those Hamptons Society chicks.
Title: Re: Tiger woods was attacked by wife?
Post by: jesusbod on November 29, 2009, 07:26:27 AM
European chicks are crazy... He should have married a nice black chick..
Title: Re: Tiger woods was attacked by wife?
Post by: garebear on November 29, 2009, 07:34:58 AM
European chicks are crazy... He should have married a nice black chick..
Why's that?
Title: Re: Tiger woods was attacked by wife?
Post by: Kwon on November 29, 2009, 07:49:08 AM
Did Elin cause all the lacerations?

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/11/1127_tigerwoods_elinwoods_80194765_ex.jpg)
http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/11#c23525538
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Title: Re: Tiger woods was attacked by wife?
Post by: powerpack on November 29, 2009, 07:55:42 AM
Rhiana and Chris in reverse.
But know will the law be applied the same................. or not.
Title: Re: Tiger woods was attacked by wife?
Post by: Parker on November 29, 2009, 08:25:29 AM
European chicks are crazy... He should have married a nice black chick..
His mom doesn't like black women
Title: Re: Tiger woods was attacked by wife?
Post by: powerpack on November 29, 2009, 08:43:37 AM
His mom doesn't like black women
Who Tigers mom ???
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 29, 2009, 08:54:20 AM
Here she is doing the always-classy "Lips Pursed" pose.

As an aside, today, in the NY papers, you have idiot sportswriters saying Woods needs to talk, now.

Yeah, that's real smart. Walk into a police interview, unprepared, when you don't have to. It's amazing how brave people get with other people's money and freedom.

I hear what your saying...I fucking loathe sportswriters. Little pompous assholes who think their opinion matters.

But let's keep things in perspective....Tiger and his wife had a fight, and he hit a fire hydrant with his car...no one is going to jail here.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: The ChemistV2 on November 29, 2009, 08:57:00 AM
As I said from the start, Elin went upside his head, I just didn't know why.  Sadly, I know the crazy side of those Nordic bitches all too well. 

You're spot-on in your analysis.  While she enjoyed everything that came with being Mrs. Tiger Woods, she damn sure enjoyed the fact that she could cash in on being Tiger's babies' mama. 

The most intriguing detail of this whole story is that their home is only valued at $2.4 million.  Most GetBiggers could own one of those.


That's just the house in Orlando..the one he's building in Jupiter, Florida...not far from where I live..is worth over $50,000,000.00
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: jpm101 on November 29, 2009, 08:59:42 AM
Would that be considered a race hate crime by his Swedish wife. Her whipping his butt with a #9 iron and all. Swedish power against a 1/3 brother ......motivated by race? She's got a twin sister, maybe they could double down some time. Film at eleven.

Most sportswriters are media whores...anything for a byline. Including the one's on TV/cable. Some friends had dealing with Jim Rome a while back. Not a nice guy in person I have been told.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: uberman09 on November 29, 2009, 09:00:15 AM
looks like he finally found out he prefers brunettes ... too bad for the blonde  :-[
Title: Re: Tiger woods was attacked by wife?
Post by: Parker on November 29, 2009, 09:00:45 AM
Who Tigers mom ???

Some Asian woman...Duh, oh, BTW here is the Other Chick...
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 29, 2009, 09:01:23 AM
That's just the house in Orlando..the one he's building in Jupiter, Florida...not far from where I live..is worth over $50,000,000.00

Jupiter's the place where the thanksgiving dude killed his family, right?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: uberman09 on November 29, 2009, 09:03:07 AM
haha ruining your marriage with a model and risking half your wealth cause you have a crush on some godly blowjob giver  :o

Amazing. Dont understimate the power of experimented blowjob givers.


Looks like it's hard to be rich like cresus and be faithful.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: The ChemistV2 on November 29, 2009, 09:04:09 AM
Jupiter's the place where the thanksgiving dude killed his family, right?
Right..was just reading more details about that. The guy should have been jumped while he was re-loading and beaten to death..
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: The ChemistV2 on November 29, 2009, 09:06:07 AM
Right..was just reading more details about that. The guy should have been jumped while he was re-loading and beaten to death..
They needed some Heroic Getbiggers there to take that psycho out.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: ManBearPig... on November 29, 2009, 09:10:12 AM
when you're a billion dollars heavy, of course you don't HAVE to get married.  he doesn't have to do shit for the rest of his and his children's lives.

but at the end of the day, even tiger woods get shit on and needs support from somebody, hence the wife part.

also, no married man or woman on this planet hasn't thought about someone else at some point.  it's biology.  people were shocked when halle berry's no job having husband was caught cheating on her.  it's not that shocking at all.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: uberman09 on November 29, 2009, 09:14:54 AM
when you're a billion dollars heavy, of course you don't HAVE to get married.  he doesn't have to do shit for the rest of his and his children's lives.

but at the end of the day, even tiger woods get shit on and needs support from somebody, hence the wife part.

also, no married man or woman on this planet hasn't thought about someone else at some point.  it's biology.  people were shocked when halle berry's no job having husband was caught cheating on her.  it's not that shocking at all.

especially in our occidental societies. I guess things are different in asia.

There 's photososhoped /CGI'ed porn and models pastered everywhere on tv, walls, internet, the only way to not question your faith in your loved one would be to live in the deep amazonian jungle in a cave.

Nowadays women or men can both work and be self suficient, people have a hard time finding out if they REALLY need to live with someone , if their survival is based on it. Long time ago, women needed men to insure their own survival, nowadays...

Rich people dont need someone by their side in their last years, so they can cheat on each others as much as they want, but what about "normal" people... they need true compasionnate love , not just passionate love.

Takes a lot of brains nowadays in our globalized societies to build a strong family and keep everyone, wife kids, happy and reasonable.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Parker on November 29, 2009, 09:19:03 AM
when you're a billion dollars heavy, of course you don't HAVE to get married.  he doesn't have to do shit for the rest of his and his children's lives.

but at the end of the day, even tiger woods get shit on and needs support from somebody, hence the wife part.

also, no married man or woman on this planet hasn't thought about someone else at some point.  it's biology.  people were shocked when halle berry's no job having husband was caught cheating on her.  it's not that shocking at all

Actually, she preferred him by her side, instead of in the studio. Also, dude was a sex addict, and she is on Oprah talking about waiting for him in a nightie. WTF! If dude is a sex addict, and you were there, he wouldn't be cheating on you.Dumb Halle. Eric Benet had to leave the studio when she did her infamous "make me feel good " scene, probalby Eric had seen her naked in a while, yet Billy Bob did.

He has some albums out now, and women love those albums.



Uberman09, women nowadays are more unhappy, even though they make tons of money, have good jobs...Why, because they they are starting to realize that ain't the pie in the sky...and speaking on pie, many of these same women love to eat, yet they can't cook, or keep a house 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Fatpanda on November 29, 2009, 09:19:56 AM
in the uk most footballer wives accept they are 'lucky to be with one' and know/accept they are being cheated on.  very sad.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 29, 2009, 09:21:40 AM
I'm gonna play a round golf today on Tigers behalf, there is no proof that he was cheating on his wife besides two cackling women who said so. Elin jumped the gun on this, problem is Tiger had been squeeky clean his whole life with little to contovers but the second some controversy does come up, they don't know how to handle it.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: 240 is Back on November 29, 2009, 09:26:29 AM
i hate to admit it - but the nat'l enquirer has a VERY good track record when it comes to outing celebrities and politicians for having affairs.  They DARE them to sue so they can release the proof they have - and most people refuse to sue them.  In fact, most people don't even DENY it anymore - since frank gifford denied an affair back in 96 or so... the next issue, they 'defended their reputation' by printing all the facts and pics.  Edwards and Palin didn't sue the nat'l enquirer when they outed them for affairs last year.

They're not the weekly whatever, with stories of bat Boy or UFOs, etc.  They're pretty good at catching cheaters - and they don't sue.

Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: dr.chimps on November 29, 2009, 09:28:21 AM
I'm gonna play a round golf today on Tigers behalf, there is no proof that he was cheating on his wife besides two cackling women who said so. Elin jumped the gun on this, problem is Tiger had been squeeky clean his whole life with little to contovers but the second some controversy does come up, they don't know how to handle it.
C'mon, Coach. How the fark are you so sure what went on, or is this the same sort of critical analysis you lend to your political threads!?

And if(!) it emerges that Tiger was a (serial) adulterer, are you gonna scream Liberal bias?    ;)
 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Parker on November 29, 2009, 09:31:18 AM
i hate to admit it - but the nat'l enquirer has a VERY good track record when it comes to outing celebrities and politicians for having affairs.  They DARE them to sue so they can release the proof they have - and most people refuse to sue them.  In fact, most people don't even DENY it anymore - since frank gifford denied an affair back in 96 or so... the next issue, they 'defended their reputation' by printing all the facts and pics.  Edwards and Palin didn't sue the nat'l enquirer when they outed them for affairs last year.

They're not the weekly whatever, with stories of bat Boy or UFOs, etc.  They're pretty good at catching cheaters - and they don't sue.


Did you see that chick that Frank Gifford was with..she was a the stereotypical big breasted airline stewardess--she did a Playboy spread as well. Lucky man to be banging that, instead of Kathy Lee.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: G o a t b o y on November 29, 2009, 09:34:03 AM
That's an old pic from when women still had pubic hair.


When, the early 80's??  ::)     I think its a Euro thing...  they're still into pubic hair over there.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: uberman09 on November 29, 2009, 09:37:16 AM
women nowadays are more unhappy, even though they make tons of money, have good jobs...Why, because they they are starting to realize that ain't the pie in the sky...and speaking on pie, many of these same women love to eat, yet they can't cook, or keep a house 
we came to the same conclusion then. 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Marlo Stanfield on November 29, 2009, 09:42:09 AM
haha ruining your marriage with a model and risking half your wealth cause you have a crush on some godly blowjob giver  :o

Amazing. Dont understimate the power of experimented blowjob givers.


Looks like it's hard to be rich like cresus and be faithful.
looks like your experienced, we'll take your word for it  ;D
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Tre on November 29, 2009, 09:56:06 AM

My former spouse is half Swedish and we're arguing about this right now.  Naturally, she's on Elin's side and thinks Tiger is a dog, despite the fact that, throughout his life, there's never been any evidence to suggest he was a womanizer.  She doesn't even want to give him the benefit of the doubt until more information becomes available.  She identifies with her, because like Elin, she used to sit at home and dream up fantasy scenarios about me cheating on her when I traveled, even though I never once stepped out on her.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 29, 2009, 09:56:10 AM
Well Chimps, unlike my political posts and threads, I'm not sure, just hoping its not true of course I don't know what happend. But my political threads and posts have all been proven correct. Why the do you think I'm hated on here?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: The ChemistV2 on November 29, 2009, 10:11:32 AM

When, the early 80's??  ::)     I think its a Euro thing...  they're still into pubic hair over there.
Maybe, Tiger is one of those rare individuals who decides his own tastes for himself, rather than being brainwashed by the porn industry into believing only shaven Barbie dolls are the only option.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: dr.chimps on November 29, 2009, 10:12:58 AM
Well Chimps, unlike my political posts and threads, I'm not sure, just hoping its not true of course I don't know what happend. But my political threads and posts have all been proven correct. Why the do you think I'm hated on here?
Um, because your political posts are filled with rehashed invective, poorly thought-out opinions, with a soupcon of jingoism. You might as well cut and paste a Rush transcript. No, wait.

Why don't we wait and see what else emerges before delivering your verdict to the judge, Mr. Foreman.  ;)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Parker on November 29, 2009, 10:14:34 AM
My former spouse is half Swedish and we're arguing about this right now.  Naturally, she's on Elin's side and thinks Tiger is a dog, despite the fact that, throughout his life, there's never been any evidence to suggest he was a womanizer.  She doesn't even want to give him the benefit of the doubt until more information becomes available.  She identifies with her, because like Elin, she used to sit at home and dream up fantasy scenarios about me cheating on her when I traveled, even though I never once stepped out on her.

Is that what they do? Sit at home and think up scenarios, kinda like a dingbat version of a self fufilling prophecy. Maybe these " fantasy scenarios" should be put to good use, oops, too late, they already have. It's called "Romance Novels". And it's a billion dollar business
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 29, 2009, 10:17:30 AM
Bullshit Chimps, you think that everyone who disagrees with the left and says something is somehow rehashed.....its plain commonsense which is what the left lack!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: dr.chimps on November 29, 2009, 10:23:25 AM
Bullshit Chimps, you think that everyone who disagrees with the left and says something is somehow rehashed.....its plain commonsense which is what the left lack!
Hmm. You've made two, almost three points, and all points are just suppositions. It's a Coach thing, I know.  ;)   
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 29, 2009, 10:27:50 AM
If I'm wrong Chimps just let me know. But let me ask you a question. Do you handle your own money in the same mannor the governmemt handles theirs?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Earl1972 on November 29, 2009, 10:28:55 AM
After Steve McNair's adultery and death, I figured that other athletes would think twice before straying from their wives.


hahaha you can't be serious

please don't be the "exception guy"

E
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: dr.chimps on November 29, 2009, 11:12:26 AM
If I'm wrong Chimps just let me know. But let me ask you a question. Do you handle your own money in the same mannor the governmemt handles theirs?
You were, and I did. And no, I don't don't. Nobody does. Silly question. 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Tre on November 29, 2009, 11:17:39 AM
Is that what they do? Sit at home and think up scenarios, kinda like a dingbat version of a self fufilling prophecy. Maybe these " fantasy scenarios" should be put to good use, oops, too late, they already have. It's called "Romance Novels". And it's a billion dollar business

It's crazy.  She should become a writer and start publishing stories about all the stuff she thinks I'm up to.  We're not even married anymore and she *still* sends me texts me when I travel to tell me she had a dream that I'd gotten some girl pregnant or was engaged, etc., and she's contacting me because she wants to find out whether it's true! 

If you knew me, you'd realize just how nuts her little fantasies are. 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: uberman09 on November 29, 2009, 11:37:08 AM
maybe she should just quit watching tv all day long, and soaps...this is what brainwash people, weteher they re men or women.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Parker on November 29, 2009, 11:46:19 AM
maybe she should just keep watching tv all day long, and soaps...this is what brainwash people, weteher they re men or women.
I know grow ass women who think that they can "change" convicted rapists and murderers to up standing citizens, excuse me, boyfriends.

Too much tv and My Lil Pony as a child.

Tre, next time she contacts you, tell her, " I had a dream, that you had a dream that I won the lottery, and that you were calling to make sure, because I had hired a hitman, and that was the last time I heard from you".

No more texts.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: uberman09 on November 29, 2009, 02:00:18 PM
people dont even know they re being conditionned and act without even being conscious of the roots that motivates  their actions.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on November 29, 2009, 02:44:55 PM
people dont even know they re being conditionned and act without even being conscious of the roots that motivates  their actions.

It makes me truly sad when people don't even realise they are being controlled. We all are, but it's important to atleast realise the fact.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Parker on November 29, 2009, 02:49:40 PM
people dont even know they re being conditionned and act without even being conscious of the roots that motivates  their actions.
Kinda like in hiphop. One person starts saying "swagger or swag", then everybody starts using it in songs and speech. Or buying Escalades because they saw it in a rapper's video. Or some Cristal.
Title: Dumbest thing an athlete(tiger woods)-famous,rich person can do
Post by: big L dawg on November 29, 2009, 04:26:50 PM
Get Married....
Title: Re: Dumbest thing an athlete(tiger woods)-famous,rich person can do
Post by: benchmstr on November 29, 2009, 04:34:35 PM
Get Married....
indeed

bench
Title: Re: Dumbest thing an athlete(tiger woods)-famous,rich person can do
Post by: dr.chimps on November 29, 2009, 04:35:28 PM
This thread is Moosejay approved.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Spoony Luv on November 29, 2009, 06:05:52 PM
I'm gonna play a round golf today on Tigers behalf, there is no proof that he was cheating on his wife besides two cackling women who said so. Elin jumped the gun on this, problem is Tiger had been squeeky clean his whole life with little to contovers but the second some controversy does come up, they don't know how to handle it.

He goes to Vegas every chance he gets and his best friends are Michael Jordon, Charles Barkley and John Daley...You don't really believe the stories that he sits around and plays video games all day do you?  Its been rumored that Jordon would have a dozen women ordered up to his room to party with...All of them have to sign waivers before even entering the room/s...Do you think Tiger is calling it a night when the women show up?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Spoony Luv on November 29, 2009, 06:11:08 PM
Just got off the phone with Stan the Caddy and he stats that there are two smelly bastards on the Tour...Vijay Singh is the worst and Tiger Woods is a close second...Stan says that Tiger's sinus's are so bad that you can smell his breath from a 100 yard pitch shot away...
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: 240 is Back on November 29, 2009, 06:13:35 PM
Just an update from TMZ -

Tiger told his friend during a phone conversation on Friday, "I have to run to Zales to get a 'Kobe Special.'" The person on the other end of the phone asked Tiger what a "Kobe Special" was. The reply -- "A house on a finger." During the conversation, Tiger said his wife had "gone ghetto" on him. TMZ reports Woods told the friend his wife had scratched his face up during an argument over a report that the golf great had cheated on her.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 29, 2009, 06:45:27 PM
I know grow ass women who think that they can "change" convicted rapists and murderers to up standing citizens, excuse me, boyfriends.

Too much tv and My Lil Pony as a child.

Tre, next time she contacts you, tell her, " I had a dream, that you had a dream that I won the lottery, and that you were calling to make sure, because I had hired a hitman, and that was the last time I heard from you".

No more texts.

LOLOLOL!!! post of the year right here!!
Title: Lets face it
Post by: calfzilla on November 29, 2009, 08:44:20 PM
Tiger Woods is a piece of shit just like every other celebrity.  Drinks and drives and then doesn't want to take responisbility for his actions.  And we are supposed to believe him and forgive him when his lawyers release a "statement" oooooh, give me a fucking break  ::).  They all think they are above the law.  We should have seen this coming when he turned his back on both his races and married  a white "model." 
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: polychronopolous on November 29, 2009, 08:51:33 PM
Some of the best times of my life were driving down the road with a near empty 12 pack of beer in the passenger seat.
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: uberman09 on November 29, 2009, 08:52:08 PM
who gives a fuck. dont you have something better to do than feeling "betrayed" by some bilionair celebrity?

Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: The True Adonis on November 29, 2009, 08:52:33 PM
The American reliance on personal heroes, especially those from the "athletic world", is a direct demarcation of mediocrity and stupidity.  Americans are morons and if you try to explain to them why they are as such, they begin to blow their tops and then spout some nonsensical rhetoric about USA and "the greatest country in the world".

Americans are stupid people.
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: uberman09 on November 29, 2009, 08:54:32 PM
The American reliance on personal heroes, especially those from the "athletic world", is a direct demarcation of mediocrity and stupidity.  Americans are morons and if you try to explain to them why they are as such, they begin to blow their tops and then spout some nonsensical rhetoric about USA and "the greatest country in the world".

Americans are stupid people.
you stupid dipshit should move to europe then and STFU once for all.

I have some news for you before you get there: it's exactly the same shit , same people there. You dont know shit. North america is still the better place on earth at the moment. Easely.
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: dyslexic on November 29, 2009, 08:55:47 PM
Isn't "nonsensical rhetoric" a bit redundant?
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: polychronopolous on November 29, 2009, 08:56:03 PM
you stupid dipshit should move to europe then and STFU once for all.


 ;D
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: The True Adonis on November 29, 2009, 09:01:11 PM
you stupid dipshit should move to europe then and STFU once for all.

I have some news for you before you get there: it's exactly the same shit , same people there. You dont know shit.
You, my friend, have just mirrored exactly the foolish hubristic behavior I stated above.  I am sure you count yourself as one of the average to below average "hard-working" Americans. (as if that virtue gives the identity all should strive for).  ::)

Perhaps it is because your sickly body is so piss-poor and rotund that you try to mask it by spouting pointless mantra and purposeless credo.
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: The True Adonis on November 29, 2009, 09:04:01 PM
Isn't "nonsensical rhetoric" a bit redundant?
Of course not.  An example of sensible rhetoric would be Patrick Henry`s speech in the House of Burgesses on March 23, 1775.
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: uberman09 on November 29, 2009, 09:05:14 PM
You, my friend, have just mirrored exactly the foolish hubristic behavior I stated above.  I am sure you count yourself as one of the average to below average "hard-working" Americans. (as if that virtue gives the identity all should strive for).  ::)

Perhaps it is because your sickly body is so piss-poor and rotund that you try to mask it by spouting pointless mantra and purposeless credo.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT?

IM A FRENCH IMMIGRANT LIVING IN CANADA YOU COCK SUCKING HOMO!

wtf with your attempt at sounding european with your sophisticated nonsense? what kind of dick sucking homo would do that?

Who in their right mind would think living anywhere but in north america is "better" ? THEN GTFO of here and settle there you ignorant smartass.

You call your fellow compatriots IGNORANTS? they are aware the rest of the world suck ! you dont! you re the only retard here!

you wouldnt last more than one week in any given european country.
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: The True Adonis on November 29, 2009, 09:08:57 PM
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT?

IM A FRENCH IMMIGRANT LIVING IN CANADA YOU COCK SUCKING HOMO!

wtf with your attempt at sounding european with your sophisticated nonsense? what kind of dick sucking homo would do that?

What kind of out of his mind loser would think living anywhere but in north america is "better" ? THEN GTFO of here and settle there you ignorant smartass.
Ah, the scum of Northern America. 
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: IronMagazine.com on November 29, 2009, 09:18:19 PM
Tiger Woods is a piece of shit just like every other celebrity.  Drinks and drives and then doesn't want to take responisbility for his actions.  And we are supposed to believe him and forgive him when his lawyers release a "statement" oooooh, give me a fucking break  ::).  They all think they are above the law.  We should have seen this coming when he turned his back on both his races and married  a white "model." 

Tiger Woods: A Legal Analysis
Posted: November 29, 2009

WINDERMERE, Fla. – Three times in the last three days Florida Highway Patrol officers knocked on Tiger Woods’ door seeking an explanation about what led to his traffic accident outside his Isleworth mansion in the early morning hours Friday.

Three times Woods declined to speak to them.

Based on statements by Woods’ agent, Mark Steinberg, it now appears Woods will not speak to investigators at all. Woods’ attorney, Mark NeJame, presented Woods’ driver’s license, registration and proof of insurance to officers on Sunday as his cooperation with the investigators assigned to the case.

What’s the deal? Legally, is Woods required to answer their questions? How might this affect the investigation and any potential charges? What legal risks are out there for Woods?

GolfChannel.com posed these and other questions to a pair of criminal defense attorneys from Orlando, Hal Uhrig of The Defense Group, and Adam Pollack:

Is Woods legally required to speak to FHP investigators?

Uhrig: There are only a few things that the statute really requires Tiger Woods to provide: his name, driver’s license information, proof of insurance and that sort of information. Beyond that, he may simply be disinclined to have any conversation with the FHP.

Does it matter that he is avoiding investigators?

Uhrig: It certainly matters to curious people who want to know. There may be something, more than just an accident, that he is not prepared to discuss. He doesn’t want to lie, but he doesn’t want to talk about it.

Pollack: I think the worst thing that can happen in this type of case is, unfortunately, that this is going to open all kinds of speculation. The Enquirer and magazines like that will have a field day speculating as to what happened. Mr. Woods and his wife have no way to combat that. People will wonder why he wouldn’t say anything. The natural reaction is: What do you have to hide? That is a public relations issue. But I suspect when he gets back to doing what he’s good at, this will blow over and just be a bad memory for him.

How might less than full cooperation affect the FHP’s findings?

Uhrig: They may make every negative imprint against him if he refuses to talk and assume he was driving carelessly or recklessly.

What’s the worst legal outcome you see Woods facing based on the known facts?

Uhrig: They could charge him with careless driving, because he lost control of the car. That’s a small fine. They would probably not charge him with reckless driving because he did not fly out of the driveway at 60 mph and drive in circles and sideways into (the fire hydrant and tree). If he just left his driveway and lost control, it may be careless driving, but there may be mechanical reasons, something on the car may have failed.

Pollack: At this point, it seems like careless driving would be the worst charge. The problem is that nobody can put him behind the wheel. I guess his wife could, but she didn’t actually see the accident. She came out after the fact. Without any witness, there is nobody to put him as the driver. I know that sounds crazy, but that’s what the law says. You have to be able to put him behind the wheel at the time of the accident. Mr. Woods doesn’t have to say anything in his defense.

What should we make of the fact that Woods has hired Mark NeJame, a criminal defense attorney, to handle this matter?

Uhrig: I doubt he’s using him for any criminal stuff. I think he’s looking at him as a spokesperson. Mr. NeJame is somebody who has been involved in high profile cases before. He may be the filter through which Mr. Woods provides whatever information he’s going to.

The initial police report stated that alcohol was not a factor. There appears to have been no testing for alcohol or drugs, no breathalyzer or blood draw. Also, Woods wasn’t informed that he was being arrested for suspicion of DUI, a requirement before he can be tested. Does that rule out DUI charges?

Uhrig: It would be all but impossible. If they don’t have a test of his breath, blood or urine shortly after the accident, their chance of a DUI are almost none.

Pollack: If alcohol or drugs was suspected to play a role, then the Florida Highway Patrol could have ordered a compulsory blood draw. There is a procedure they have to follow. The fact that (the report stated no alcohol was involved) leads me to believe they didn’t order a blood draw.

There was an unsubstantiated report that a domestic dispute might have precipitated the accident. Even if that were true, what are the chances the FHP investigation could lead the Orange County Sheriff’s department to pursue domestic charges of any sort?

Uhrig: I suppose if somebody in the household came forward and complained that somebody was beating somebody, or somebody was trying to escape, there could be an investigation. People are going to speculate one way or another, but I don’t think law enforcement is going anywhere with that. If they were to consider a criminal investigation, neither he nor his wife have any obligation to say anything to the police. They can say, `Leave us alone.’ If police want to try to develop evidence that somebody did something unlawful to the other and charge, they can do that, but they can’t compel Mr. or Mrs. Woods to provide them with any details they don’t want to give them. You would be kind of spinning your wheels.
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: Sherief Shalaby on November 29, 2009, 09:21:32 PM
Tiger Woods is a piece of shit just like every other celebrity.  Drinks and drives and then doesn't want to take responisbility for his actions.  And we are supposed to believe him and forgive him when his lawyers release a "statement" oooooh, give me a fucking break  ::).  They all think they are above the law.  We should have seen this coming when he turned his back on both his races and married  a white "model." 

but love knows no race!!..
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: Coach is Back! on November 29, 2009, 09:37:43 PM
Hey TA, you must be referring to the Obama supporters.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Parker on November 29, 2009, 11:47:35 PM
Just an update from TMZ -

Tiger told his friend during a phone conversation on Friday, "I have to run to Zales to get a 'Kobe Special.'" The person on the other end of the phone asked Tiger what a "Kobe Special" was. The reply -- "A house on a finger." During the conversation, Tiger said his wife had "gone ghetto" on him. TMZ reports Woods told the friend his wife had scratched his face up during an argument over a report that the golf great had cheated on her.
I don't think Zales has rings that big.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Tyr on November 30, 2009, 01:12:47 AM
He goes to Vegas every chance he gets and his best friends are Michael Jordon, Charles Barkley and John Daley...You don't really believe the stories that he sits around and plays video games all day do you?  Its been rumored that Jordon would have a dozen women ordered up to his room to party with...All of them have to sign waivers before even entering the room/s...Do you think Tiger is calling it a night when the women show up?


interesting
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: garebear on November 30, 2009, 02:57:45 AM
Just an update from TMZ -

Tiger told his friend during a phone conversation on Friday, "I have to run to Zales to get a 'Kobe Special.'" The person on the other end of the phone asked Tiger what a "Kobe Special" was. The reply -- "A house on a finger." During the conversation, Tiger said his wife had "gone ghetto" on him. TMZ reports Woods told the friend his wife had scratched his face up during an argument over a report that the golf great had cheated on her.
House on a finger. That's good.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: dr.chimps on November 30, 2009, 03:31:29 AM
He goes to Vegas every chance he gets and his best friends are Michael Jordon, Charles Barkley and John Daley...You don't really believe the stories that he sits around and plays video games all day do you?  Its been rumored that Jordon would have a dozen women ordered up to his room to party with...All of them have to sign waivers before even entering the room/s...Do you think Tiger is calling it a night when the women show up?
While I can believe that MJ had women on the side, the idea that he purposely created a paper trail is laughable.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Clancy on November 30, 2009, 04:39:05 AM
Tiger is a GOD.
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: Kwon on November 30, 2009, 05:12:14 AM
Tiger Woods is a piece of shit just like every other celebrity.  Drinks and drives and then doesn't want to take responisbility for his actions.  And we are supposed to believe him and forgive him when his lawyers release a "statement" oooooh, give me a fucking break  ::).  They all think they are above the law.  We should have seen this coming when he turned his back on both his races and married  a white "model." 

Why, did you think Tiger was the epitome of moral fiber in a man before this?

Many people with money tend to get a bit careless, and it has happened before that they drink and drive, and this is not a phenomenon seen in just rich people. Every person do careless things at times.
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: WingedLion on November 30, 2009, 05:17:50 AM
You, my friend, have just mirrored exactly the foolish hubristic behavior I stated above.  I am sure you count yourself as one of the average to below average "hard-working" Americans. (as if that virtue gives the identity all should strive for).  ::)

Perhaps it is because your sickly body is so piss-poor and rotund that you try to mask it by spouting pointless mantra and purposeless credo.
dick sucking homo
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: lax on November 30, 2009, 06:01:24 AM
You, my friend, have just mirrored exactly the foolish hubristic behavior I stated above.  I am sure you count yourself as one of the average to below average "hard-working" Americans. (as if that virtue gives the identity all should strive for).  ::)

Perhaps it is because your sickly body is so piss-poor and rotund that you try to mask it by spouting pointless mantra and purposeless credo.

this guy tries to use large words to show he is in control
when actually
he is not 
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: njflex on November 30, 2009, 06:06:55 AM
The American reliance on personal heroes, especially those from the "athletic world", is a direct demarcation of mediocrity and stupidity.  Americans are morons and if you try to explain to them why they are as such, they begin to blow their tops and then spout some nonsensical rhetoric about USA and "the greatest country in the world".

Americans are stupid people.
i would rather agree with a circus chimp than u,but this time i am on the same page.always blame the media for there mistakes due to them being put on such a high pedestial.they all make mistakes,but they never,ever want to own up to them.
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: jesusbod on November 30, 2009, 06:12:13 AM
Ah, the scum of Northern America. 


It's people like you Adonis, that are bringing this Country down. You and your President and his Communist Administration. Go live in Russia or in any European country for six months then come back and see if you feel the same way. You should be kissing my ass and anyone else that has served this country so you can spout off your hatred for the U.S.A...
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 30, 2009, 06:29:46 AM
The American reliance on personal heroes, especially those from the "athletic world", is a direct demarcation of mediocrity and stupidity.  Americans are morons and if you try to explain to them why they are as such, they begin to blow their tops and then spout some nonsensical rhetoric about USA and "the greatest country in the world".

Americans are stupid people.

Nietzsche would agree with you :)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: 240 is Back on November 30, 2009, 06:45:00 AM
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?


Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: HTexan on November 30, 2009, 06:54:35 AM
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?


Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
hahahaha
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Thin Lizzy on November 30, 2009, 07:04:55 AM
in the uk most footballer wives accept they are 'lucky to be with one' and know/accept they are being cheated on.  very sad.

Is she not lucky?

What are her skill sets besides being hot?

Sure, her feelings might be hurt, now, but in time she'll realize that she used to be a nanny who wiped some other woman's kids' asses and now she's a multi-millionaire who will live in the lap of luxury and never have to work for the rest of her life.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: dr.chimps on November 30, 2009, 07:06:44 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Stavios on November 30, 2009, 07:11:13 AM
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?


Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

lmao !
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Royalty on November 30, 2009, 07:40:59 AM
I heard on ESPN that the cops are going to try to get access to the hopital records. They want to see if the doctors felt if Tiger's injuries were caused by a car accident or a fight.

I get the feeling the cops know whats up...and dont like being lied to.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: dr.chimps on November 30, 2009, 07:47:24 AM
I heard on ESPN that the cops are going to try to get access to the hopital records. They want to see if the doctors felt if Tiger's injuries were caused by a car accident or a fight.

I get the feeling the cops know whats up...and dont like being lied to.
No. That's contempt of cop. But just try to imagine how much lawyerin' up you can do with 10 figures on your side.
Title: Tiger Woods 911 Call Released(full details & video)
Post by: musclecenter on November 30, 2009, 08:13:27 AM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=18f_1259530054 (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=18f_1259530054)


Transcript:

Dispatcher 1: 911 what's your emergency?

Caller: I have, this is, uh ... (redacted) in the Isleworth subdivision. I need an ambulance immediately. I have someone down in front of my house. They hit a pole. I came out to see.

Dispatcher 1: Is it a car accident, sir?

(inaudible)

Dispatcher 1: Sir, is it a car accident? Hello? Sir? Hello?

Caller: Hello, yes.

Dispatch More..er 1: Is it a car accident, sir?

Caller: It's a car accident, yes. I need, yes.

Dispatcher 1: Now are they trapped inside of the vehicle?

Caller: No, they're laying on the ground now.

Dispatcher 1: OK, stay on the line for medical. Don't hang up, OK? And it's in front of your house, correct?

(inaudible)

Caller: And get some water.

Dispatcher 1: OK, sir, medical is on the line sir, OK?

Dispatcher 2: Fire-rescue. What's the address?

(redacted)

Caller: Yes, Windermere, Florida, in the Isleworth subdivision.

Dispatcher 2: What happened? What's wrong?

Caller: I have a neighbor, he hit the tree. And we came out here just to see what was going on. I see him and he's laying down.

Dispatcher 2: There was an auto accident?

Caller: An auto accident, yes.

Dispatcher 2: OK, is he outside or inside his car?

(inaudible)

Dispatcher 2: Sir, your phone broke up. I heard inside. You there? Your phone broke up there. Can you repeat your phone number for me?

(redacted)

Dispatcher 2: Is he unconscious?

Caller: Yes.

Dispatcher 2: OK, are you able to tell if he's breathing?

Caller: No, I can't tell right now.

Dispatcher 2: OK. We do have help on the way. What color is his car, too?

Caller: It's a black Escalade.

(Background, woman yelling): WHAT HAPPENED?

Dispatcher 2: Is anyone able to open the door?

Caller: We're trying to figure out right now.

Dispatcher 1: Is he trapped inside of the vehicle or is he outside on the ground?

Caller: We're just trying get the police here right now. We don't know what happened. We're figuring that out right now. I'm on the phone with the police right now.

Dispatcher 2: Your phone's breaking up. Can you hear me though, sir?

Caller: Yes.

Dispatcher 2: While we have paramedics on the way, I'm just gonna stay on the phone with you. If you find out further just let me know. I'm going to stay on the phone, OK?

Caller: Hello.

Dispatcher 2: I'm here.

Caller: Yes.

Dispatcher 2: OK. We got paramedics on the way, but I'm going to stay on the phone in case you find out further.

Caller: OK, OK, thank you.

Dispatcher 1: Sir, is he on the ground or is he in the car?

Caller: Yes, he's on the ground.

Dispatcher 2: Hello, you there still?

Caller: Yes, I'm still here.

Dispatcher 2: OK. All right. Your phone's real staticky, but we're still here.

Caller: OK.

Dispatcher 2: As soon as I know I'll let you know how far away they are, too.

Caller: OK. OK.

Dispatcher 2: Are you with him right now?

Caller: Yes, I'm with him right now.

Dispatcher 2: OK, tell me how he's breathing if you're able.

Caller: Take it easy.

(inaudible)

Dispatcher 2: You said he is breathing?

Dispatcher 1: Hello, sir, are you there?

Dispatcher 1: Hello?

Dispatcher 2: I heard a click ...

Dispatcher 1: Yeah, I'm hearing that, too. Hello?

Dispatcher 2: Oh, his phone must have gone out of range. Looked like he was on a house phone so when he went to the exit he probably lost his connection. We do have help on the way, we should be there in just a couple of minutes.

Dispatcher 1: OK. We're going, too.

Dispatcher 2: OK. Appreciate that. Thank you.

Dispatcher 1: You're welcome.



Title: Re: Tiger Woods 911 Call Released(full details & video)
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 30, 2009, 08:21:32 AM
OOOOH.

Someone called the police to report an accident in front of their house ?

This is getting serious  ::)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 911 Call Released(full details & video)
Post by: 240 is Back on November 30, 2009, 08:22:36 AM
He's worth hundreds of millions of dollars.  He may recover.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 911 Call Released(full details & video)
Post by: Kwon on November 30, 2009, 08:24:47 AM
I have to say, our swedish version of 911 reacts MUCH faster.

You only need to state the emergency and the adress and BAM they're on their way. Seems like they have a long drive to the Isleworth Subdivision judging by the length of the discussion.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 911 Call Released(full details & video)
Post by: Tom on November 30, 2009, 08:30:19 AM
well, let's see if it was you or me 1) they would have taken even longer to arrive and 2) the best part: oh we don't feel like talking to the police yet (tiger and the wife) so will just "let you know when we're good and ready?!" gimme a fricking break and i love how their attorney says "they don't have to talk to the police in reality anyway?....

they do if the police which they already have stated what to investigate this possible criminal incident/accident!

try you and I doing this and saying this to the police! hell, we would be charged with obstruction of justice and taken down to the police headquarters for questioning so fast it would your head spin!

Title: Re: Tiger Woods 911 Call Released(full details & video)
Post by: Kwon on November 30, 2009, 08:32:00 AM
try you and I doing this and saying this to the police! hell, we would be charged with obstruction of justice and taken down to the police headquarters for questioning so fast it would your head spin!

That's true
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 911 Call Released(full details & video)
Post by: Mr. Magoo on November 30, 2009, 08:35:08 AM
whats the deal with this? I heard on the radio that TMZ is saying it was something else beside a car accident but im too lazy to look it up

whats so special about a car accident?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 911 Call Released(full details & video)
Post by: Van_Bilderass on November 30, 2009, 08:35:09 AM
I have to say, our swedish version of 911 reacts MUCH faster.

You only need to state the emergency and the adress and BAM they're on their way. Seems like they have a long drive to the Isleworth Subdivision due to the long talk.

Not anymore. The ambulance and Fire Department have to wait for Police escort to many areas - because the goddamn negros and arabs and other immigrants throw stones and Molotov Coctails at them.  >:(

Title: Re: Tiger Woods 911 Call Released(full details & video)
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on November 30, 2009, 08:36:05 AM
Tiger should hire Winged Lion as a dating consultant. Then his women wouldn't hang around long enough to bother him



ouch
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 30, 2009, 08:52:54 AM
tiger's not looking so squeaky clean anymore... we all knew he'd come around in due time...it's the black thing to do :)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 911 Call Released(full details & video)
Post by: rockyfortune on November 30, 2009, 08:58:11 AM
gotta love that excellent cell phone quality...
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 30, 2009, 09:07:49 AM
I like what Tiger's doing here.

The Media comes at him with guns blazing, saying they have a "right to know, he HAS to talk about it...blah,blah,blah.."  and Tiger is basically telling them to Fuck Off.

He doesn't have to say shit to anyone, this will blow over in 2 weeks
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 30, 2009, 09:09:54 AM
I like what Tiger's doing here.

The Media comes at him with guns blazing, saying they have a "right to know, he HAS to talk about it...blah,blah,blah.."  and Tiger is basically telling them to Fuck Off.

He doesn't have to say shit to anyone, this will blow over in 2 weeks

Not to the media, but he can't just tell the police department to fuck off and go away...they live to make examples out of people like him.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 30, 2009, 09:14:59 AM
Not to the media, but he can't just tell the police department to fuck off and go away...they live to make examples out of people like him.


I don't know Florida Law, but if his high-priced attorneys say he doesn't have to talk to the police over what is really a minor traffic incident, I'll take their word for it.

Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 30, 2009, 09:17:53 AM
I don't know Florida Law, but if his high-priced attorneys say he doesn't have to talk to the police over what is really a minor traffic incident, I'll take their word for it.



What else is he gonna say, I don't know about Florida law, but as I understand it, once emergency services are called it's mandatory to talk to the police, ESPECIALLY if you're found unconscious outside a vehicle oyu just smashed into a fire hydrant and neighbour's tree. LOL
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 911 Call Released(full details & video)
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 30, 2009, 09:25:44 AM
Tiger should hire Winged Lion as a dating consultant. Then his women wouldn't hang around long enough to bother him



ouch

At least then his women would only cost him $60 a session instead of possibly half his estate :)

also he could get some great insight into those reptilian overlords, time travelling and what it's like to be a 'programmed' C.I.A double agent/assassin.. maybe spermtaste could even be his 'life-coach' and help tiger out with his game...being a former pro tennis player and all..  ::)  ::)

 ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 911 Call Released(full details & video)
Post by: trustnoone on November 30, 2009, 09:30:56 AM
gotta love that excellent cell phone quality...
Wasn't a cell phone.

It's was a cordless home phone and when he walked outside, he got too far away from the base and lost signal.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 30, 2009, 09:31:31 AM
What else is he gonna say, I don't know about Florida law, but as I understand it, once emergency services are called it's mandatory to talk to the police, ESPECIALLY if you're found unconscious outside a vehicle oyu just smashed into a fire hydrant and neighbour's tree. LOL


I'm sure we will all find out in the near future.

I predict he goes in and makes a statement in the near future, and that's the end of it...legally.  The Media will still be carrying on like their was a dead body in the trunk LOL
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Special Ed on November 30, 2009, 09:37:47 AM
This isn't so complicated. Tiger simply cannot speak to the police because if he tells them the truth, it will be released to the media and everyone will know that money can't buy your way out of a Jerry Springer relationship.

On the other hand, if he gets caught in a lie about what happened, he could be charged with giving false statements to the police and everyone will know that money can't buy your way out of a Judge Judy show, not to mention the $100M per year he makes in endorsements.

I'll take 'Tiger Banging the Skank' for $1000, Alex.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 30, 2009, 09:40:29 AM
This isn't so complicated. Tiger simply cannot speak to the police because if he tells them the truth, it will be released to the media and everyone will know that money can't buy your way out of a Jerry Springer relationship.

On the other hand, if he gets caught in a lie about what happened, he could be charged with giving false statements to the police and everyone will know that money can't buy your way out of a Judge Judy show, not to mention the $100M per year he makes in endorsements.

I'll take 'Tiger Banging the Skank' for $1000, Alex.

I like the way you think Ed! spot on.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: dr.chimps on November 30, 2009, 09:40:35 AM
I'm sure we will all find out in the near future.

I predict he goes in and makes a statement in the near future, and that's the end of it...legally.  The Media will still be carrying on like their was a dead body in the trunk LOL
Sure. That sells. Don't forget that if this Tiger (serial) cheating really has wings, people will start coming out of the woodwork for a cash grab or 15 mins of spotlight to tell what they know. They always do. Even Arnold couldn't squelch all his philandering and douchebaggery.    
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 30, 2009, 09:42:21 AM
Sure. That sells. Don't forget that if this Tiger (serial) cheating really has wings, people will start coming out of the woodwork for a cash grab or 15 mins of spotlight to tell what they know. They always do. Even Arnold couldn't squelch all his philandering and douchebaggery.    

Maybe Tiger touched me inapporopriately in the caddyshack?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 30, 2009, 09:44:06 AM
Maybe Tiger touched me inapporopriately in the caddyshack?

Isn't that how he met his wife ?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Tapeworm on November 30, 2009, 09:44:27 AM
Sure. That sells. Don't forget that if this Tiger (serial) cheating really has wings, people will start coming out of the woodwork for a cash grab or 15 mins of spotlight to tell what they know. They always do. Even Arnold couldn't squelch all his philandering and douchebaggery.    

You can only piss on so many fires.  In Arnold's defence, he managed to hush up enough that there were just a few women remaining.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: dr.chimps on November 30, 2009, 09:47:18 AM
Maybe Tiger touched me inapporopriately in the caddyshack?
I guess that means the caddy scholarship is available again, and anyone who's interested should go see Judge Smails.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: The Showstoppa on November 30, 2009, 09:48:51 AM
I guess that means the caddy scholarship is available again, and anyone who's interested should go see Judge Smails.


Judge Smalls was the man!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: rockyfortune on November 30, 2009, 09:53:10 AM
I guess that means the caddy scholarship is available again, and anyone who's interested should go see Judge Smails.


that hat comes with a bowl of soup!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Palpatine Q on November 30, 2009, 09:57:33 AM

that hat comes with a bowl of soup!

But it looks good on you....no offense  ;D
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Board_SHERIF on November 30, 2009, 10:27:35 AM
I don't care about skinny black blokes with white gold digging whores.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Kwon on November 30, 2009, 10:43:39 AM
I don't care about skinny black blokes with white gold digging whores.

Yet you cared enough to post in this specific thread.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Board_SHERIF on November 30, 2009, 10:44:50 AM
Yet you cared enough to post in this specific thread.

hope he is lynched.......
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 911 Call Released(full details & video)
Post by: Royalty on November 30, 2009, 11:26:13 AM
If he was on the ground, he may have not been faking. He may have been KO'd after getting hit in the head with the golf club
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 911 Call Released(full details & video)
Post by: Captain Equipoise on November 30, 2009, 12:12:41 PM
If he was on the ground, he may have not been faking. He may have been KO'd after getting hit in the head with the golf club

X 2

ROFL

That's so funny... guys wife going upside his head with a golf club and him running like a bitch to his car

a real man would've pulled some ike turner or james brown shit and kept his pimp hand strong.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 911 Call Released(full details & video)
Post by: Tom on November 30, 2009, 12:41:30 PM
but yeah, captain equipoise, ole tina finally turn the tables and kicked coke head ike's ass! and look and how he ended up, while she made millions, touring the world playing concerts in soccer stadiums and now living the high life on the coast of france.

so, ike's not exactly the best role model for tigger, i mean tiger either! LOL!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 911 Call Released(full details & video)
Post by: Gino30 on November 30, 2009, 01:27:19 PM
X 2

ROFL

That's so funny... guys wife going upside his head with a golf club and him running like a bitch to his car

a real man would've pulled some ike turner or james brown shit and kept his pimp hand strong.


Parker got it right in another thread....Tiger ran like a bitch, but it was absolutely the right thing to do....no assault, no charges....
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 911 Call Released(full details & video)
Post by: body88 on November 30, 2009, 01:32:32 PM
He's worth hundreds of millions of dollars.  He may recover.

A Billion.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 911 Call Released(full details & video)
Post by: HICKSON on November 30, 2009, 02:22:43 PM
If he had Flex there, kicking it during turkey day those nijias would been recoknized!!!

Rolling the 407!!!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 911 Call Released(full details & video)
Post by: Kwon on November 30, 2009, 02:51:51 PM
Parker got it right in another thread....Tiger ran like a bitch, but it was absolutely the right thing to do....no assault, no charges....

The best thing he could do.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 911 Call Released(full details & video)
Post by: regmac on November 30, 2009, 02:53:17 PM
Now I know he's black.  He gets in a car crash not injuring anyone and yet the cops still have to validate wether or not he was drinking.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: HTexan on November 30, 2009, 04:21:41 PM
so tiger told the police to fuck off and he is not going to say anything? all shit about to break loose.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Special Ed on November 30, 2009, 04:50:11 PM
Somewhere, somehow, Craig Titus just called Tiger Woods a bitch.

In other news, Tiger has officially changed his name to Pussycat Woods.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 911 Call Released(full details & video)
Post by: Royalty on November 30, 2009, 04:54:54 PM
Now I know he's black.  He gets in a car crash not injuring anyone and yet the cops still have to validate wether or not he was drinking.

yes...it was 2:30 in the morning....and he crashed into a tree and a fire hydrant (public property)...like he couldnt even control the SUV as he exitted his driveway.


A single car accident like that, especially at 2:30AM, makes it at least possible that the driver was drinking.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: tommywishbone on November 30, 2009, 05:08:05 PM
How come when I crashed my pinto at 2:30 am, nobody gave a damn?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Royalty on November 30, 2009, 05:10:40 PM
How come when I crashed my pinto at 2:30 am, nobody gave a damn?


He is the most popular athlete in the world. You are not.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: dr.chimps on November 30, 2009, 05:28:22 PM
How come when I crashed my pinto at 2:30 am, nobody gave a damn?
How could you tell?   ;D
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 911 Call Released(full details & video)
Post by: HTexan on November 30, 2009, 09:50:00 PM
yes...it was 2:30 in the morning....and he crashed into a tree and a fire hydrant (public property)...like he couldnt even control the SUV as he exitted his driveway.


A single car accident like that, especially at 2:30AM, makes it at least possible that the driver was drinking.
wasn't it 3:30AM?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Sherief Shalaby on November 30, 2009, 11:30:11 PM

He is the most popular athlete in the world. You are not.

you mean he is more popular than nasser?!!.. i dont think so.. if this was right at least there would have been team Woods!!.. ;D :P
Title: Re: Tiger Woods wife....
Post by: WillGrant on December 01, 2009, 12:03:43 AM
I'll be waiting. She can cry on my shoulder.
She would need to kneel so you can see eye to eye tho  :D
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: webcake on December 01, 2009, 12:06:22 AM
I'm not sure if im comfortable for a half cast to have a billion dollars.....
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: WillGrant on December 01, 2009, 12:09:19 AM
I'm not sure if im comfortable for a half cast to have a billion dollars.....
Half Asian though , so he has brains to  :D
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: gordiano on December 01, 2009, 12:23:40 AM

He is the most popular athlete in the world. You are not.

 ::)


Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: trustnoone on December 01, 2009, 12:28:05 AM
How come when I crashed my pinto at 2:30 am, nobody gave a damn?
The only different is, you were probably locked up and got a DUI.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: OneManGang on December 01, 2009, 01:10:32 AM
How come when I crashed my pinto at 2:30 am, nobody gave a damn?

I am sure the leasing company cared. It is highly doubtful that an unsavoury character like you have the financial means to own a car.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Blockhead on December 01, 2009, 10:09:09 AM

 I said it once and I'll say it again. Tiger was NOT having an affair on his WHITE WIFE... with a 'strong nubian queen of the earth, mother of the world SISTA.'


 He is much to wealthy.


 - Block!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Fury on December 01, 2009, 10:18:11 AM
TMZ has learned a woman has come forward to Us Weekly, claiming she had a 31-month affair with Tiger Woods and has a voicemail recording and texts to prove it.

The woman -- Jaimee Grubbs, claims she met Tiger in Las Vegas in April, 2007. The woman -- a cocktail waitress who was 21 at the time -- began what she says was a long-running affair with Tiger.

According to Us Weekly, Grubbs has more than 300 text messages from Tiger -- who married Elin Nordegren in 2004.

The magazine, which comes out tomorrow, claims Grubbs had 20 sexual encounters with Tiger. Us Weekly has photos, racy texts from Tiger, as well as a voicemail from November 24, in which Tiger suggests his wife might be on to the alleged affair.

Grubbs has appeared recently on VH1's "Tool Academy."

http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0YSj7vkL5
Title: Re: Tiger Woods seriously injured in car crash
Post by: Pikapi on December 01, 2009, 04:44:09 PM
Maybe, Tiger is one of those rare individuals who decides his own tastes for himself, rather than being brainwashed by the porn industry into believing only shaven Barbie dolls are the only option.

The filthy porn industry is one of the toils ensnaring society in its unholy snare, one leading rght to hell.

Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 01, 2009, 04:47:44 PM
Either way his wife is taking half, and probably the house... considering she is the mother of 2 of his kids...he's done.

he better pull a kobe fast and get her a diamond encrusted 'automatic' lamborghini  ::)  ::)
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: Pikapi on December 01, 2009, 05:15:51 PM
Tiger Woods is a piece of shit just like every other celebrity.  Drinks and drives and then doesn't want to take responisbility for his actions.  And we are supposed to believe him and forgive him when his lawyers release a "statement" oooooh, give me a fucking break  ::).  They all think they are above the law.  We should have seen this coming when he turned his back on both his races and married  a white "model." 

All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God.
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: Deadpool on December 01, 2009, 05:16:52 PM
All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Palpatine Q on December 01, 2009, 05:19:43 PM
Either way his wife is taking half, and probably the house... considering she is the mother of 2 of his kids...he's done.

he better pull a kobe fast and get her a diamond encrusted 'automatic' lamborghini  ::)  ::)

I wouldn't know...but I have to assume Tiger has a pretty solid pre-nup in place. Dude was worth a shitload long before he met her.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Moontrane on December 01, 2009, 05:20:04 PM
Special coverage:

Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: Pikapi on December 01, 2009, 05:22:43 PM


Thanks man.  ;D Without the Bible you would be condemned to hell for ever.

Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: Pikapi on December 01, 2009, 06:07:45 PM
this guy tries to use large words to show he is in control
when actually
he is not 

Those aren't large words; 'contemporaneous' and 'sesquipedalian' and 'thermoluminescence' are, perhaps.

Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: big L dawg on December 01, 2009, 06:15:06 PM
All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God.

I hope this is sarcasm
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: WillGrant on December 01, 2009, 06:26:41 PM
Thanks man.  ;D Without the Bible you would be codemned to hell for ever.
We leave a bible in the bog , it makes good toilet paper in case you are caught short , perfect sized pages.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: bigdumbbell on December 01, 2009, 07:05:20 PM
I wouldn't know...but I have to assume Tiger has a pretty solid pre-nup in place. Dude was worth a shitload long before he met her.
florida isnt a 50% state; she has cause
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 01, 2009, 07:12:25 PM
I wouldn't know...but I have to assume Tiger has a pretty solid pre-nup in place. Dude was worth a shitload long before he met her.

I guess you didn't get the memo... that whole pre-nup thing went out the window about 20 years ago, that shit doesn't hold up in court.. and to make matters funnier, she's going to be using HIS money to pay for her divorce lawyers, no doubt she will choose the best in the country.
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: Pikapi on December 01, 2009, 07:35:29 PM
We leave a bible in the bog , it makes good toilet paper in case you are caught short , perfect sized pages.

That sadly means that, unless you repent, at the end of days you will be used as toilet paper in the toilets of hell. Why would you want to do that to yourself? Look at this ghastly state of affairs. The LORD gave man the gift of life and man does evil to the most High, the great King, the Almighty instead. This is not good; you are only heaping destruction upon your own pate.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Palpatine Q on December 01, 2009, 07:36:15 PM
I guess you didn't get the memo... that whole pre-nup thing went out the window about 20 years ago, that shit doesn't hold up in court.. and to make matters funnier, she's going to be using HIS money to pay for her divorce lawyers, no doubt she will choose the best in the country.


I know that they get shredded....but how good they are tends to gauge where people eventually settle at
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: big L dawg on December 01, 2009, 07:39:24 PM
That sadly means that, unless you repent, at the end of days you will be used as toilet paper in the toilets of hell. Why would you want to do that to yourself? Look at this ghastly state of affairs. The LORD gave man the gift of life and man does evil to the most High, the great King, the Almighty instead. This is not good; you are only heaping destruction upon your own pate.

I hope your a gimmick.....
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: Pikapi on December 01, 2009, 07:40:42 PM
I hope this is sarcasm

Not sarcasm but truth. Of course you hope it to be anything but a veritythough so that your sickening sins wil go unpunished. I'll haveyou know that the inquitous richly merit death. That you're alive is due to God's grace but what do you do instead ofbeing grateful? Blaspheme! God will, in His own good time, destroy the dogs from the earth, and their stinking carcasses will serve as a reminder as to the condign fate that betides the wicked.
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: Pikapi on December 01, 2009, 07:42:28 PM
I hope your a gimmick.....

Of course you do, of course you do. Pick up a Bible to learn the truth instead of wasting time here on blasphemy. May the Lord save you from your sins for wherefore must you perish?
Title: Re: Tiger Woods 911 Call Released(full details & video)
Post by: G o a t b o y on December 01, 2009, 09:41:55 PM
well, let's see if it was you or me 1) they would have taken even longer to arrive and 2) the best part: oh we don't feel like talking to the police yet (tiger and the wife) so will just "let you know when we're good and ready?!" gimme a fricking break and i love how their attorney says "they don't have to talk to the police in reality anyway?....

they do if the police which they already have stated what to investigate this possible criminal incident/accident!

try you and I doing this and saying this to the police! hell, we would be charged with obstruction of justice and taken down to the police headquarters for questioning so fast it would your head spin!




Actually, you don't have to talk to the police.  Tiger isnt getting "special treatment",  he's just smart enough to consult an attorney who knows the law.  There is no legal requirement to answer police questions... everyone has the right to remain silent.  Now a court (unlike the police) can compel you to answer questions, but even there you've got fifth ammendment rights against self-incrimination, plus spousal priviledge and a few other priviledged communications where you cant be compelled to testify.  Anyone who thinks otherwise has watched too many cop shows.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Royalty on December 02, 2009, 01:55:23 AM
I dont like how one woman was reported to be the adultress.....then, a couple days later, another woman is reported to be the adultress....these women live like 2,500 miles from each other.

Does TMZ report whatever the heck they want? Do they care about accuracy?
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: WillGrant on December 02, 2009, 02:22:44 AM
That sadly means that, unless you repent, at the end of days you will be used as toilet paper in the toilets of hell. Why would you want to do that to yourself? Look at this ghastly state of affairs. The LORD gave man the gift of life and man does evil to the most High, the great King, the Almighty instead. This is not good; you are only heaping destruction upon your own pate.
God loves everyone though so do you really think he would cast me to hell for wiping my bottom on the nearest thing I could find ?
It is his gift to me for running out of toilet paper , you see how hypocrictical the bible is.  ;)
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: Tre on December 02, 2009, 02:40:06 AM
That sadly means that, unless you repent, at the end of days you will be used as toilet paper in the toilets of hell. Why would you want to do that to yourself? Look at this ghastly state of affairs. The LORD gave man the gift of life and man does evil to the most High, the great King, the Almighty instead. This is not good; you are only heaping destruction upon your own pate.

God doesn't give a shit about you or your rants. 

Whine on, drummer boy...
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: kiwiol on December 02, 2009, 02:41:56 AM
God loves everyone though so do you really think he would cast me to hell for wiping my bottom on the nearest thing I could find ?
It is his gift to me for running out of toilet paper , you see how hypocrictical the bible is.  ;)

Will, are you saying PickUpPee's favorite time of the week is when he has to kneel in front of the priest?
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: WillGrant on December 02, 2009, 03:02:21 AM
Will, are you saying PickUpPee's favorite time of the week is when he has to kneel in front of the priest?
Hahaha  ;D
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: Tapeworm on December 02, 2009, 03:09:35 AM
Not sarcasm but truth. Of course you hope it to be anything but a veritythough so that your sickening sins wil go unpunished. I'll haveyou know that the inquitous richly merit death. That you're alive is due to God's grace but what do you do instead ofbeing grateful? Blaspheme! God will, in His own good time, destroy the dogs from the earth, and their stinking carcasses will serve as a reminder as to the condign fate that betides the wicked.

Damn you mass04!  Damn you to hell for this!!
Title: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: The_Hammer on December 02, 2009, 05:08:10 AM
Apparently Tiger was big into anal sex with his mistress!

Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: lax on December 02, 2009, 05:09:25 AM
over 300 e-mails from him to her have been realized by media reports
will not end well
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: The_Hammer on December 02, 2009, 05:12:08 AM
over 300 e-mails from him to her have been realized by media reports
will not end well

It's a shame too because Tiger is probably a decent guy who just messed around, but real scumbags like Michael Jordan go untarnished. 

Jordan was directly responsible for his father's murder, yet he's still known as a gambling junky.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: lax on December 02, 2009, 05:14:51 AM
It's a shame too because Tiger is probably a decent guy who just messed around, but real scumbags like Michael Jordan go untarnished. 

Jordan was directly responsible for his father's murder, yet he's still known as a gambling junky.

how so?

yes. Jordan was steadfastly protected by the media
tiger got married way too early
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: dr.chimps on December 02, 2009, 05:15:53 AM
Wonder how Coach is gonna spin this latest 'development?'
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: lax on December 02, 2009, 05:18:25 AM
Wonder how Coach is gonna spin this latest 'development?'

is he a fan of tw?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: The_Hammer on December 02, 2009, 05:20:37 AM
how so?

yes. Jordan was steadfastly protected by the media
tiger got married way too early

Jordan owed the mafia $$$ because of gambling debts and they hired a couple of kids to kill Jordan's father.  Jordan was suspended from basketball once the NBA commissoner found out this inside info.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: dr.chimps on December 02, 2009, 05:20:55 AM
is he a fan of tw?
Oh, that's putting it very lightly. And, all these scurrilous accident reports have been incorporated into Coach's Liberal/Socialist media agenda. He makes you look like a piker.  ;D  
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: tendonitis on December 02, 2009, 05:23:47 AM
black man's kryptonite is always white pussy
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: lax on December 02, 2009, 05:25:45 AM
Oh, that's putting it very lightly. And, all these scurrilous accident reports have been incorporated into Coach's Liberal/Socialist media agenda. He makes you look like a piker.  ;D  

I am an equal opportunity piker
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: Kwon on December 02, 2009, 05:27:03 AM
True
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: Thin Lizzy on December 02, 2009, 05:27:21 AM
Pressure is definitely getting to him.

(http://www.product-reviews.guy-woods-sweating.jpg)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: mass 04 on December 02, 2009, 05:30:42 AM
A classless, butterface, skank ruining the life of a decent guy. For what? $150,000. I hope this whore gets what is coming to her. Tiger should have been a lot smarter about it and should have never gotten married at all, but this piece of shits actions are ten times worse.

meltdown
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: Royalty on December 02, 2009, 05:40:50 AM
A classless, butterface, skank ruining the life of a decent guy. For what? $150,000. I hope this whore gets what is coming to her. Tiger should have been a lot smarter about it and should have never gotten married at all, but this piece of shits actions are ten times worse.

meltdown

This was a serious wake up call for Tiger. Back to reality. Games are over.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: mass 04 on December 02, 2009, 05:44:23 AM
This was a serious wake up call for Tiger. Back to reality. Games are over.
I agree. A. He shouldn't of had her number in his phone at all B. Never leave a voice mail. I heard the tape on the radio, he sounded like he's in tenth grade. If she is that good a fuck, have one of your hanger-on friends keep the number if you want to contact her.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: 240 is Back on December 02, 2009, 05:45:37 AM
poor tiger.  sounds like he never learned to cheat as a kid.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: Royalty on December 02, 2009, 05:48:59 AM
If more voicemails like these get released, sponsors may cut ties with Tiger for a while
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: JasonH on December 02, 2009, 05:54:27 AM
Why would Tiger want to get married when he has about a billion $ in the bank? He could have had any woman any time with no strings attached.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: swilkins1984 on December 02, 2009, 06:00:14 AM
So what, Tiger wants "pussy"  ;D Thats normal.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: Royalty on December 02, 2009, 06:09:03 AM
So what, Tiger wants "pussy"  ;D Thats normal.

but his sponsors, like Nike, AT&T, Gillette and EAsports...ect..dont pay him to chase women and get battered by his wife
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: Kwon on December 02, 2009, 06:12:28 AM
but his sponsors, like Nike and Honda, dont pay him to chase women and get battered by his wife

Gotta "live a lil" as well! :D
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: George Whorewell on December 02, 2009, 06:16:47 AM
He's a billionare athlete, the greatest of all time in his chosen sport, he's still young-- why is anyone surprised by this?

He's not a public official, or a preacher-- the girl isn't under age or a relative; who gives a fuck where he gets his jollies from outside the home?

Most, if not all the guys in his position would do the exact same shit.

It sucks that this is going to ruin his life imo.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: swilkins1984 on December 02, 2009, 06:19:57 AM
but his sponsors, like Nike, AT&T, Gillette and EAsports...ect..dont pay him to chase women and get battered by his wife

You're right but I was punning Tiger, cat, pussy (cue drum and cymbal)  ;)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: OneManGang on December 02, 2009, 06:23:30 AM
He is innocent. Soon he will confess to being gay and that will clear him as a suspect
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 02, 2009, 06:24:22 AM
TIGER LIKES PUSSY, BIG FUCKING DEAL
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: Royalty on December 02, 2009, 06:27:34 AM
He's a billionare athlete, the greatest of all time in his chosen sport, he's still young-- why is anyone surprised by this?

He's not a public official, or a preacher-- the girl isn't under age or a relative; who gives a fuck where he gets his jollies from outside the home?




Nike cares, even if you dont.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: 240 is Back on December 02, 2009, 06:32:23 AM
"He is innocent. Soon he will confess to being gay and that will clear him as a suspect"

Golf isn't bodybuilding.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: Tre on December 02, 2009, 06:37:29 AM

Nike cares, even if you dont.

You sure about that?

http://www.kobebryantshoes.com

In truth, the only bigtime sponsorship hit Tiger is likely to take is from Accenture and that's just a guess on my part.  Nike isn't going *anywhere*, because he's their only true inroad into the golf market they so desperately covet and he is THE inroad.  As big as Jordan was to the NBA, Tiger is bigger.  Yes, millions more people play basketball than golf, but golfers spend a LOT more per person each year on their game, apparel, equipment, etc. 

No matter what Oprah, Perez Hilton, or Elisabeth Hasselbeck says, Tiger's going to come out of this as strong a brand as he ever was.  That's a GetBig guarantee.   

Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: 240 is Back on December 02, 2009, 06:41:11 AM
yeah, tiger just had a consensual side dish, who wants a book deal now.

Kobe hit a girl in the tush then wouldn't let her leave the hotel room.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: uberman09 on December 02, 2009, 06:43:19 AM
ah...same old story repeating itself ad eternam.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: Coach is Back! on December 02, 2009, 06:50:15 AM
Where's the link to this?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: jaejonna on December 02, 2009, 06:53:42 AM
Tiger woods is human after all, no ?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: uberman09 on December 02, 2009, 06:54:20 AM
now he is.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: tendonitis on December 02, 2009, 06:55:21 AM
One thing's definitely for sure, Tiger is an idiot with no game.
Who doesn't at least have one of those prepaid cell phones to handle "business" like this.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: Royalty on December 02, 2009, 06:55:34 AM
You sure about that?

http://www.kobebryantshoes.com

In truth, the only bigtime sponsorship hit Tiger is likely to take is from Accenture and that's just a guess on my part.  Nike isn't going *anywhere*, because he's their only true inroad into the golf market they so desperately covet and he is THE inroad.  As big as Jordan was to the NBA, Tiger is bigger.  Yes, millions more people play basketball than golf, but golfers spend a LOT more per person each year on their game, apparel, equipment, etc. 

No matter what Oprah, Perez Hilton, or Elisabeth Hasselbeck says, Tiger's going to come out of this as strong a brand as he ever was.  That's a GetBig guarantee.   




Kobe was dropped by Nike at the time I believe. Then they picked him up after the dust settled (i think, its been a while)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: uberman09 on December 02, 2009, 06:56:54 AM
One thing's definitely for sure, Tiger is an idiot with no game.
Who doesn't at least have one of those prepaid cell phones to handle "business" like this.
let's say he s very good at playing golf...but that's basically it.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: jaejonna on December 02, 2009, 06:58:13 AM
One thing's definitely for sure, Tiger is an idiot with no game.
Who doesn't at least have one of those prepaid cell phones to handle "business" like this.
Total amateur with regards to handling such 'correspondence' hahahahaha ...with all that money and resources he could of got away with murder ....
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: Grape Ape on December 02, 2009, 07:01:51 AM
I'm not surprised, just surprised that these idiots who have the means to ensure not getting caught, always get caught.

Hasn't anyone every heard of a pay as you go cell phone?  Why would they ever give out their real number?  Why ever leave a voice message?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: Wiggs on December 02, 2009, 07:02:00 AM
Tiger needs to hang out with more brothers to get his game tight 8)
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: 240 is Back on December 02, 2009, 07:03:56 AM
plus, he should just tell the girl up front...

Look, woman... we can both have some fun, I'll pass you a pile of $ to STFU, and that's it.  If you go skwaking around town, I'm gonna lose $100 mil, and that's a lot of reasons to have your day ruined (wink wink).

Seriously, send the tramp 60k a year to shut up and be on booty call, it's that simple.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: dr.chimps on December 02, 2009, 07:09:31 AM
I'm seeing an earthquake of yips next time Tiger stands over his putter. 
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: Wiggs on December 02, 2009, 07:12:07 AM
"Get in the hole" is gonna have a whole new meaning (no pun intended)...The hecklers are gonna have a field day....Tiger will recover. 8)
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: big L dawg on December 02, 2009, 07:20:00 AM
Not sarcasm but truth. Of course you hope it to be anything but a veritythough so that your sickening sins wil go unpunished. I'll haveyou know that the inquitous richly merit death. That you're alive is due to God's grace but what do you do instead ofbeing grateful? Blaspheme! God will, in His own good time, destroy the dogs from the earth, and their stinking carcasses will serve as a reminder as to the condign fate that betides the wicked.

Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: CalvinH on December 02, 2009, 07:25:53 AM






Dude,you just gave nz a woody :-X
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: big L dawg on December 02, 2009, 07:28:23 AM




Dude,you just gave nz a woody :-X
;D
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: Tre on December 02, 2009, 07:31:39 AM

Kobe was dropped by Nike at the time I believe. Then they picked him up after the dust settled (i think, its been a while)

Yeah, he was 'officially' off the payroll for 2 years and they quietly worked him back into the mix, giving a gentle finger to the man-hating women's groups who opposed his new contract. 

I know the cases are similar, because of the infidelity, but with Kobe, there was also a rape allegation and even though he was eventually cleared, Nike had to be proactive from a PR standpoint.  I really don't think we'll see them drop Tiger.  Expect their statement to be along the lines of 'respecting Tiger's and Elin's wishes for privacy as they deal with what is a family matter, not a corporate one'. 

Well, at least we know once and for all that Tiger's black now.  (no racist)  ;D

Tiger needs to hang out with more brothers to get his game tight 8)

Word.

I'm seeing an earthquake of yips next time Tiger stands over his putter. 

I'm thinking his 9-iron will give him fits for the rest of his career. 

Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on December 02, 2009, 07:41:21 AM

Kobe was dropped by Nike at the time I believe. Then they picked him up after the dust settled (i think, its been a while)


Kobe was accused of raping a woman. :P
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: shootfighter1 on December 02, 2009, 07:44:12 AM
We'll he's tied to his wife because they have a child together.

Though he got caught cheating on his wife big time...to me this is a personal issue, there are a lot bigger stories for the public to worry about.

Not sure if he'll loose any sponsors...anything related to family he should loose.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: YoungBlood on December 02, 2009, 07:51:03 AM

Quote
You're right but I was punning Tiger, cat, pussy (cue drum and cymbal)

http://instantrimshot.com/
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: dr.chimps on December 02, 2009, 07:55:57 AM
I'm thinking his 9-iron will give him fits for the rest of his career. 
Ha! Nice. Hellllllo pitching wedge. 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Fatpanda on December 02, 2009, 10:24:30 AM
i hope elin divorces him, takes half his money and moves back to europe with their kids so that they may obtain a good education.

i'll also be happy to let her cry on my shoulder.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 02, 2009, 10:35:53 AM

Kobe was accused of raping a woman. :P


Can you just imagine the super squeaky clean uber nerd that tiger is atempting to (I know it's bad, but for the sake of humor) force himself on a girl !?!

<in steve urkel voice>

tiger 'umm...yeah, uhh, hello..uhh, excuse me, I just wanted to know if uhh, you would uhh..like to...

gosh...yeah, uhh..I'm really kind of uhh, new at this...uhhh...'

</steve urkel voice>
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on December 02, 2009, 10:47:37 AM


Can you just imagine the super squeaky clean uber nerd that tiger is atempting to (I know it's bad, but for the sake of humor) force himself on a girl !?!

<in steve urkel voice>

tiger 'umm...yeah, uhh, hello..uhh, excuse me, I just wanted to know if uhh, you would uhh..like to...

gosh...yeah, uhh..I'm really kind of uhh, new at this...uhhh...'

</steve urkel voice>

Dude if you listen to the voicemail that was released telling his mistress to change her name it almost sounds like that.  LOL.  

Here it is.....
http://tmz.vo.llnwd.guy.mp3

LMAO he sounds like the biggest fucking pussy.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: Captain Equipoise on December 02, 2009, 10:53:20 AM
Dude if you listen to the voicemail that was released telling his mistress to change her name it almost sounds like that.  LOL.  

Here it is.....
http://tmz.vo.llnwd.guy.mp3

LMAO he sounds like the biggest fucking pussy.

Hahahahah!!! it's true, tiger is urkel's illegitimate brother!!
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on December 02, 2009, 10:56:55 AM
Hahahahah!!! it's true, tiger is urkel's illegitimate brother!!


He's pathetic.  You think a Jose Conseco would be begging some bitch ass skank to take her name off her phone?  Hell no......he'd be like listen here bitch............unless you want the wrath of my bitch wife take your fucking name off your fucking phone and don't call me ever again CLICK! 
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: hazbin on December 02, 2009, 11:04:15 AM
he needs some Eddie Murphy training.   " yeah, ok, i fucked her - but i make LOVE to you babe!!"
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: crownshep on December 02, 2009, 11:06:07 AM
From a Tiger to a Cheetah. ;D
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: crownshep on December 02, 2009, 11:08:03 AM
'I'm sorry': Tiger Woods apologises for 'transgressions' after two women are named as his lovers
Tiger Woods today sensationally confessed to letting down his family and apologised for 'transgressions' after a string of allegations that he had cheated on his wife.
The superstar golfer spoke out after a cocktail waitress claimed they had shared a 31-month affair and another woman was named as his mistress in the U.S.

In the mea culpa, Woods, 33, admitted to 'personal sins' and hailed his Swedish wife, Elin, with whom he was two young sons for showing 'more grace than anyone could possibly expect'.

He pledged to be a better husband and father as he confessed to betraying his own values and also apologised to fans, who have been stunned at revelations about his private life.

The father-of-two has been in hiding since his mystery car crash on Friday, amid allegations the accident came after he rowed with his wife over reports of an affair with a nightclub hostess.

Woods, 33, is thought to have been knocked unconscious when he hit a water hydrant and a tree in after leaving his luxury Florida home in the early hours.



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/guy-Woods-Jaimee-Grubbs-Kalika-Moquin-named-mistresses.html#ixzz0YYmOnNYL


Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: funk51 on December 02, 2009, 12:00:03 PM
remember those lame commercials where people came out saying, i am tiger woods?   tiger woods great golfer yawn yawn, low life scum now everybody's interested.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: funk51 on December 02, 2009, 12:01:45 PM
Dude if you listen to the voicemail that was released telling his mistress to change her name it almost sounds like that.  LOL.  

Here it is.....
http://tmz.vo.llnwd.guy.mp3

LMAO he sounds like the biggest fucking pussy.
                         tiger pussy is a real lamo
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: 240 is Back on December 02, 2009, 12:02:34 PM
haha they should have all these videos of guys with hookers, coke on their noses, mistresses out the ass, saying "I am Tiger Woods".
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: big L dawg on December 02, 2009, 02:42:26 PM
he needs some Eddie Murphy training.   " yeah, ok, i fucked her - but i make LOVE to you babe!!"



haha cant find that part but this is some funny shit
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Pikapi on December 02, 2009, 03:39:10 PM
Better to be a sheep than goat!  ;D Sheep are good and placid.
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: Pikapi on December 02, 2009, 03:49:02 PM
God loves everyone though so do you really think he would cast me to hell for wiping my bottom on the nearest thing I could find ?
It is his gift to me for running out of toilet paper , you see how hypocrictical the bible is.  ;)

So you know how much God loves you, yet you would do such abomination to his precious word. Wherefore, hence, do you deserve life and not destruction? I tell you, you'd better repent while you can ere it is too late. Yes, God is love but God s also a just God who shows His love by having His on die for us on the cross and tolerating our evil in this world (in the day of Moses He did not even extend unto the evildoers this privilege!),and His justice is shown most clearly not only in the way human have to die in this lfe but at the end of days.
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: Pikapi on December 02, 2009, 03:52:22 PM
God doesn't give a shit about you or your rants. 

Whine on, drummer boy...

Peradventure that is true for I'm a sinner as you are but then I have the Lord, to whom must be all blessing and praise evermore, with me. What I'm sure of though is that He cares about the evil ungodly fellows like you do and lest you repent, the flames of hell will be your utter recmpence. Don't say you weren't warned; you can't be a dog when God made you to be a man, and get away withit. No, He won' stand for it, He won't.
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: Pikapi on December 02, 2009, 03:53:30 PM
Will, are you saying PickUpPee's favorite time of the week is when he has to kneel in front of the priest?

I'm Christian, not Catholic; there's a difference. You're showing your ignorance my friend.  ;)
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: Pikapi on December 02, 2009, 03:54:05 PM
Damn you mass04!  Damn you to hell for this!!

Who is this mass04 character?
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: Pikapi on December 02, 2009, 03:56:45 PM
So what, Tiger wants "pussy"  ;D Thats normal.

Normal yes for the nature of man is normally and naturally evil, as befits the odium of the carnal man wherefore be you a Christian, transcending mortal sins in the supenatural might of the Lord.
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: WillGrant on December 02, 2009, 03:57:47 PM
So you know how much God loves you, yet you would do such abomination to his precious word. Wherefore, hence, do you deserve life and not destruction? I tell you, you'd better repent while you can ere it is too late. Yes, God is love but God s also a just God who shows His love by having His on die for us on the cross and tolerating our evil in this world (in the day of Moses He did not even extend unto the evildoers this privilege!),and His justice is shown most clearly not only in the way human have to die in this lfe but at the end of days.
You just showed how much contradicition is in the bible , thanks for playing skippy
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: Pikapi on December 02, 2009, 03:58:29 PM
Gotta "live a lil" as well! :D

Yoou mean 'die a little' for the penalty of sin is death.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Original Sin on December 02, 2009, 04:01:35 PM
 ;)

Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: Samourai Pizzacat on December 02, 2009, 04:05:38 PM
So you know how much God loves you, yet you would do such abomination to his precious word. Wherefore, hence, do you deserve life and not destruction? I tell you, you'd better repent while you can ere it is too late. Yes, God is love but God s also a just God who shows His love by having His on die for us on the cross and tolerating our evil in this world (in the day of Moses He did not even extend unto the evildoers this privilege!),and His justice is shown most clearly not only in the way human have to die in this lfe but at the end of days.
Dost the Lord not teach thou interpunction?
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: Pikapi on December 02, 2009, 04:08:59 PM
You just showed how much contradicition is in the bible , thanks for playing skippy

No contradiction for if you think can be truly be love without justice you must be joking. You can't do evil, and get away scot free. Perchance such a scenario may unfold in your dreams but this is the real world. Read my reply, and learn, instead of wasting your resources on attacking the word of the Lord, to your OWN detriment. Go read Erwin Lutzer's Why The Bible Is True for starters. Therein WILL you find INCONTROVERTIBLE evidence attesting the dowwnright verity of God and His word, and thereafter hopefully you will choose the way of life and not death. Bid a permanent farewell to sin and lust and learn to take on the beauty of holiness....aaah, can you scent it? Soothfast purity is fresh, and crisp and bracing and tonic like the morning air! :)
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: Pikapi on December 02, 2009, 04:19:49 PM
Dost the Lord not teach thou interpunction?

I save all the punctuation for my books. These are but scribblings, notwithstanding their spiritual significance and moral import.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: regmac on December 02, 2009, 08:49:47 PM
He's just another celebrity that had a bad moment and is now getting grilled by the media until the next celebrity disaster. Funny how the news about couple at Obama's party disappeared!
Title: Re: Lets face it
Post by: lax on December 03, 2009, 05:05:01 AM
No contradiction for if you think can be truly be love without justice you must be joking. You can't do evil, and get away scot free. Perchance such a scenario may unfold in your dreams but this is the real world. Read my reply, and learn, instead of wasting your resources on attacking the word of the Lord, to your OWN detriment. Go read Erwin Lutzer's Why The Bible Is True for starters. Therein WILL you find INCONTROVERTIBLE evidence attesting the dowwnright verity of God and His word, and thereafter hopefully you will choose the way of life and not death. Bid a permanent farewell to sin and lust and learn to take on the beauty of holiness....aaah, can you scent it? Soothfast purity is fresh, and crisp and bracing and tonic like the morning air! :)

quit trying to scare people
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: garebear on December 03, 2009, 10:46:24 AM
Normal yes for the nature of man is normally and naturally evil, as befits the odium of the carnal man wherefore be you a Christian, transcending mortal sins in the supenatural might of the Lord.
All men would be tyrants if they could. - Daniel Defoe.
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: Parker on December 03, 2009, 11:04:36 AM
Normal yes for the nature of man is normally and naturally evil, as befits the odium of the carnal man wherefore be you a Christian, transcending mortal sins in the supenatural might of the Lord.
The nature of man is not normall evil. We are born not knowing what evil or goodness is. We are taught what they are. But we do know what feels good. So a child not knowing goodness or evil, and has know direction will keep doing what feels good. What makes them happy. So if stealinng is what they know and makes them happy, that is not being inherently evil, they are just ignorant of what is evil. It is society that determines what is evil or good, and rewards or punishes. And it is society that should teach the individual.

In short, man is born ignorant of what is good or evil.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: funk51 on December 03, 2009, 11:48:51 AM
;)


tiger and a=roid two of a kind......
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: Parker on December 05, 2009, 04:16:43 AM
That is but gobbledegook for man knows what is good and what is evil, all right. Man IS, by nature, evil, therefore you see the crimes committed in the world today. Indulging in evil desires that satisfy lusts, and thereby deliver happiness, is downright sin.

No, read what I said, let it marinate, and think about what I said. When a child is born it know not what good nor evil is, it know what may feel good. MAN learns what is good or evil. It is what Society and religion teach him. That is why there is punishment for those who do evil. And is given to a child who does wrong, punishment---so it then learns what is wrong, or good and evil.
Evil doesn't mean satisfying lusts, per se, but a indulgence . Take all that mess you talk about, take all the parables ou of the Bible, Torah, Quran, and what you have is "moderation", everything done in moderation...moderation is the median, not the extreme, in essence moderation is balance.

Man is a spiritual, cognetive, and yes physical (sexual) being...a balance of all three is what is necessay. Please read first what I wrote.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Tyr on December 05, 2009, 10:57:42 AM
;)



Jeez  :o
 :D
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: Pikapi on December 13, 2009, 04:39:29 AM
No, read what I said, let it marinate, and think about what I said. When a child is born it know not what good nor evil is, it know what may feel good. MAN learns what is good or evil. It is what Society and religion teach him. That is why there is punishment for those who do evil. And is given to a child who does wrong, punishment---so it then learns what is wrong, or good and evil.
Evil doesn't mean satisfying lusts, per se, but a indulgence . Take all that mess you talk about, take all the parables ou of the Bible, Torah, Quran, and what you have is "moderation", everything done in moderation...moderation is the median, not the extreme, in essence moderation is balance.

Man is a spiritual, cognetive, and yes physical (sexual) being...a balance of all three is what is necessay. Please read first what I wrote.

Firstly, thank you for conducting in a respectable manner, at least in the ostensible decorum you have seen fit of donning. Howbeit, so what if the child knows aught thing? As he grows, he learns yes but not only from EXTERNAL sources, for he likewise matures, and that is where the evil enters. Physicality does not have to mean sexuality; if you are strong and clean and not vile and dirty, with the help of God, you can triumph over the carnal man. Now please stop choking your mind with worldly philosophy, the end whereof is to shamefully warrant the practice of sin, but rather saurate your brain in the blessed word of God. You cannot blame your evil on your extrinsic influences but rather should you have the humility to lok within yourself.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: MuscleMcMannus on December 13, 2009, 09:18:44 AM
Didn't ol Tiger claim he could bench 400lbs one time?  ::)
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 13, 2009, 09:33:44 AM
Didn't ol Tiger claim he could bench 400lbs one time?  ::)

haha, McMannus, maybe he meant the total for his 8 reps? hahaha
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: uberman09 on December 13, 2009, 09:56:25 AM
No, read what I said, let it marinate, and think about what I said. When a child is born it know not what good nor evil is, it know what may feel good. MAN learns what is good or evil. It is what Society and religion teach him. That is why there is punishment for those who do evil. And is given to a child who does wrong, punishment---so it then learns what is wrong, or good and evil.
Evil doesn't mean satisfying lusts, per se, but a indulgence . Take all that mess you talk about, take all the parables ou of the Bible, Torah, Quran, and what you have is "moderation", everything done in moderation...moderation is the median, not the extreme, in essence moderation is balance.

Man is a spiritual, cognetive, and yes physical (sexual) being...a balance of all three is what is necessay. Please read first what I wrote.

it is what PARENTS FAMILY SCHOOL TEACHERS AND VARIOUS VALUABLE FRIENDS/MENTORS thru life teach him...

(and religion, spirituality are a product of cognition)

thks for reassuring me parker, in this ocean of retards flooding getbig daily.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: regmac on January 29, 2010, 12:31:50 PM
Federer beat's Tiger in the PLAYERS AWARD  now.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: arce1988 on January 29, 2010, 02:03:18 PM
 alcohol ambien and vicodin sex
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: regmac on January 29, 2010, 04:50:08 PM
alcohol ambien and vicodin sex
Funny how golf and tennis show there clear racial feelings when the blacks do something controverial. Golfers have been drunk on and off the 9's sleeping with anyone and everyone, yet there  is no problem till Tiger scores more than those guys off the course.   And in tennis Johnny Macks been cursing and threatening umps and fans for years, then when S Williams does it  she gets fined 80k plus!
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 29, 2010, 05:13:11 PM
Funny how golf and tennis show there clear racial feelings when the blacks do something controverial. Golfers have been drunk on and off the 9's sleeping with anyone and everyone, yet there  is no problem till Tiger scores more than those guys off the course.   And in tennis Johnny Macks been cursing and threatening umps and fans for years, then when S Williams does it  she gets fined 80k plus!

Those are traditionally 'white' sports so you really can't be surprised.  A talented black athlete would be wiser to choose a 'black' sport and not have to face these problems.


Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: regmac on January 29, 2010, 05:15:14 PM
Those are traditionally 'white' sports so you really can't be surprised.  A talented black athlete would be wiser to choose a 'black' sport and not have to face these problems.



Tiger was once considered the most wisest black person on Earth.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 29, 2010, 05:16:10 PM
Tiger was once considered the most wisest black person on Earth.

Well they got proved wrong.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: regmac on January 29, 2010, 05:18:56 PM
Well they got proved wrong.
I guess I assume that title for now.  :'(
As for Serena,   what's funny is the (dear in headlights)  expression of the black couple sitting behing the Lines judge while Serena is going off on her.   
Title: Re: BREAKING NEWS: TIGER WOODS BUSTED!!!
Post by: Parker on January 29, 2010, 06:12:20 PM
it is what PARENTS FAMILY SCHOOL TEACHERS AND VARIOUS VALUABLE FRIENDS/MENTORS thru life teach him...

(and religion, spirituality are a product of cognition)

thks for reassuring me parker, in this ocean of retards flooding getbig daily.
where I do agree with you. Society dictates what is good and bad, and the punishment and rewards for good and bad behavior. Yes, parents and teachers are supposed to teach children what is good and bad. But, they are a part of society. And if parents and teachers fail, Society's judicial system will step in.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Tapeworm on January 30, 2010, 03:54:46 AM
Those are traditionally 'white' sports so you really can't be surprised.  A talented black athlete would be wiser to choose a 'black' sport and not have to face these problems.




Can't believe no one has anything to say here.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 30, 2010, 03:57:25 AM
Can't believe no one has anything to say here.
If he was a bowler these thing would not of happened.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: regmac on February 01, 2010, 11:23:53 AM
If he was a bowler these thing would not of happened.
That's why no black nhl player ever does anything close to what Sean Avery (the TO of hockey) does. Sean was once my favorite King  but he has ways of pissing of the NHL.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: G_Thang on February 01, 2010, 12:00:38 PM
tiger popping pills n alcohol in which those are his addictions.  sexual addiction than all clinics would be filled with hookers.  all BS.
Title: Re: Tiger Woods - car crash or attacked by wife?
Post by: regmac on February 01, 2010, 12:39:23 PM
tiger popping pills n alcohol in which those are his addictions.  sexual addiction than all clinics would be filled with hookers.  all BS.
Clean hookers?