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Title: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: calfzilla on December 04, 2009, 06:44:33 PM
Post yours here.  It might even help you win a bodybuilding competition, all else being equal. 

Mine:

Never use a comb or brush, intead use your fingers.  Prevents unnatural looking lines. 

Keep your nails trimmed.  No need for gay manicures or polish, but keep them clean and trimmed. 

Smell nice.  Don't be afraid of using cologne.  Women have a better sense of smell than us and they appreciate it. 

Keep your shoes clean.  That is another thing that women always look for. 

Some women like the 5 o clock shadow, but keep it trimmed and groomed.  If going for clean shaven look use a double razor make sure the razor doesn't clog up.  Prior to shaving wash face with hot water to open up pores and use a shaving cream with aloe. 
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: pugalist666 on December 04, 2009, 06:47:35 PM
Post yours here.  It might even help you win a bodybuilding competition, all else being equal. 

Mine:

Never use a comb or brush, intead use your fingers.  Prevents unnatural looking lines. 

Keep your nails trimmed.  No need for gay manicures or polish, but keep them clean and trimmed. 

Smell nice.  Don't be afraid of using cologne.  Women have a better sense of smell than us and they appreciate it. 

Keep your shoes clean.  That is another thing that women always look for. 

Some women like the 5 o clock shadow, but keep it trimmed and groomed.  If going for clean shaven look use a double razor make sure the razor doesn't clog up.  Prior to shaving wash face with hot water to open up pores and use a shaving cream with aloe. 
why use double? , triple is superior
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: calfzilla on December 04, 2009, 06:50:24 PM
why use double? , triple is superior
Agreed. 
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: nycbull on December 04, 2009, 06:51:45 PM
Post yours here.  It might even help you win a bodybuilding competition, all else being equal. 

Mine:

Never use a comb or brush, intead use your fingers.  Prevents unnatural looking lines. 

Keep your nails trimmed.  No need for gay manicures or polish, but keep them clean and trimmed. 

Smell nice.  Don't be afraid of using cologne.  Women have a better sense of smell than us and they appreciate it. 

Keep your shoes clean.  That is another thing that women always look for. 

Some women like the 5 o clock shadow, but keep it trimmed and groomed.  If going for clean shaven look use a double razor make sure the razor doesn't clog up.  Prior to shaving wash face with hot water to open up pores and use a shaving cream with aloe. 

how bout this: Who gives a shit what women think?

Nix the cologne it is gross and girlie all at the same time.  ;)
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: bodybuilder1234 on December 04, 2009, 06:52:37 PM
dont grow hair, just be bald and look thuggish
Its easier cuz u dont need to comb and random people fear you
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: Hulkotron on December 04, 2009, 07:33:32 PM
Bleach your asshole
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: Tapeworm on December 04, 2009, 07:39:26 PM
Lol @ grooming tips for the young & non bald.

How my old standby: talcum powder & hard setting wax on a qtip for nose hair.  Or: Don't forget to inspect your body carefully for 2" rogue hairs in otherwise hairless areas.  Yet to hear hair removal tips for dick & balls that don't involve searing pain or 2 weeks of itch and shaving rash.  Nair/veet maybe?  I just trim but want a good tip for upper legs.

Seriously, use aluminum free deoderant.  Aluminum will fuck you up.



Nix the cologne it is gross and girlie all at the same time.  ;)

And it's seriously blue collar.  Over 18 yo and not nervous about prom night, only mechanics & maintenance men wear cologne.
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 04, 2009, 07:42:55 PM
Lol @ grooming tips for the young & non bald.

How my old standby: talcum powder & hard setting wax on a qtip for nose hair.  Or: Don't forget to inspect your body carefully for 2" rogue hairs in otherwise hairless areas.  Yet to hear hair removal tips for dick & balls that don't involve searing pain or 2 weeks of itch and shaving rash.  Nair/veet maybe?  I just trim but want a good tip for upper legs.

Seriously, use aluminum free deoderant.  Aluminum will fuck you up.


And it's seriously blue collar.  Over 18 yo and not nervous about prom night, only mechanics & maintenance men wear cologne.
LMAO :D
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on December 04, 2009, 07:50:17 PM
Wax or shave if you have a unibrow.

No nose hair sticking out.

Always be mindful of your breath.

More than two or three light sprays of cologne is too much and it's better to be wearing no cologne than too much.

Trim excessive body hair.  No girl like huge underarm bush, back hair sweaters, or a "mane" of pubic hair. 

Clean and trim nails (including toenails) are a must.  Many woman say it's one of the first things they notice and almost all women say it's a huge turn off if dirty.
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: calfzilla on December 04, 2009, 07:51:58 PM
Wax or shave if you have a unibrow.

No nose hair sticking out.

Always be mindful of your breath.

More than two or three light sprays of cologne is too much and it's better to be wearing no cologne than too much.

Trim excessive body hair.  No girl like huge underarm bush, back hair sweaters, or a "mane" of pubic hair. 

Clean and trim nails (including toenails) are a must.  Many woman say it's one of the first things they notice and almost all women say it's a huge turn off if dirty.
Good tips.  I agree too much cologne is worse than none, but I think the right amount is best. 
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: pugalist666 on December 04, 2009, 07:58:36 PM
Lol @ grooming tips for the young & non bald.

How my old standby: talcum powder & hard setting wax on a qtip for nose hair.  Or: Don't forget to inspect your body carefully for 2" rogue hairs in otherwise hairless areas.  Yet to hear hair removal tips for dick & balls that don't involve searing pain or 2 weeks of itch and shaving rash.  Nair/veet maybe?  I just trim but want a good tip for upper legs.

Seriously, use aluminum free deoderant.  Aluminum will fuck you up.


And it's seriously blue collar.  Over 18 yo and not nervous about prom night, only mechanics & maintenance men wear cologne.
use electric razor 
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: OneManGang on December 04, 2009, 08:00:45 PM
Post yours here.  It might even help you win a bodybuilding competition, all else being equal. 

Mine:

Never use a comb or brush, intead use your fingers.  Prevents unnatural looking lines. 

Keep your nails trimmed.  No need for gay manicures or polish, but keep them clean and trimmed. 

Smell nice.  Don't be afraid of using cologne.  Women have a better sense of smell than us and they appreciate it. 

Keep your shoes clean.  That is another thing that women always look for. 

Some women like the 5 o clock shadow, but keep it trimmed and groomed.  If going for clean shaven look use a double razor make sure the razor doesn't clog up.  Prior to shaving wash face with hot water to open up pores and use a shaving cream with aloe. 

Spoken like a true homosexual :-X
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: calfzilla on December 04, 2009, 08:02:13 PM
Spoken like a true homosexual :-X
Agreed.  Fuck you!   >:(
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: Tapeworm on December 04, 2009, 08:03:00 PM
use electric razor 

I'm on it.
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: benchthis on December 04, 2009, 08:03:22 PM
(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/10/8/633906377050194950-douchebags.jpg)
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: OneManGang on December 04, 2009, 08:18:09 PM
Agreed.  Fuck you!   >:(

I am a large male and I am sure a little homosexual twink like you would like to "fuck me". Unfortunately I am not into such sick practices :-X

Now you can return to your topic and discuss things that matters to you, such as hair spray, nail polish, men, mascara, favorite lube, fashion etc
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 04, 2009, 08:21:22 PM
Good tips.  I agree too much cologne is worse than none, but I think the right amount is best. 
Calf how much cologne do we need to measure it?
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: calfzilla on December 04, 2009, 08:22:48 PM
Brutal missing my self deprecating joke Onemangang.  
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: calfzilla on December 04, 2009, 08:25:30 PM
Calf how much cologne do we need to measure it?
Most likely about2-4 sprays.  It could vary.  Just use your good judgement and avoid taking a "bath" in it.  Have your sister or a female friend you trust tell you how much is enough.  Good luck! 
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on December 04, 2009, 08:40:45 PM
Most likely about2-4 sprays.  It could vary.  Just use your good judgement and avoid taking a "bath" in it.  Have your sister or a female friend you trust tell you how much is enough.  Good luck! 


My old boss suggested Bulgari Aqua and wore it to work one day.. MAN, even the dikes at my job LLOOVVEEEDD it.  It's a bit pricey but girls love it.

I also like David Beckham and the new Diesel is my current fav.
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: Tapeworm on December 04, 2009, 08:42:47 PM

My old boss suggested Bulgari Aqua and wore it to work one day.. MAN, even the dikes at my job LLOOVVEEEDD it.  It's a bit pricey but girls love it.

I also like David Beckham and the new Diesel is my current fav.

Will my car be ready by 3?  ;D
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on December 04, 2009, 08:45:35 PM
Will my car be ready by 3?  ;D


hahahaha...  no i work at convenience and drug stores thankyouverymuch
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: Get Rowdy on December 04, 2009, 09:46:54 PM
OK, I haven't washed my hair in almost 6 months, rarely wear shoes, and have 1 fingernail that is a centimetre longer than the rest, but I do have some good tips.

A hairdressing kit comes with a lot of useful shit, especially the electric razor and mine came with a mini one for beard trimming, etc.

I use the electric razor on my chest and stomach, I don't bother shaving it all the way anymore, still neater than nothing though.

The electric razor is also good for legs and armpits if you like, gets the hair very short without having to shave it all the way.  If you're prone to getting ingrown hairs FFS don't shave your legs with a normal razor, fucks shit up.

Lavender oil is awesome for everything, put some on a cottonball and apply to a pimple, cut, scar, ingrown hair, etc.  Make sure you buy quality shit.

A quality microdermabrasion cloth is good for improving skin tone, removing dead skin, preventing wrinkles, and lightening scars.

If you have a unibrow use tweezers, but don't go crazy trying to shape your eyebrows too much or some stupid shit.

* For dick and ball shaving - once again the electric razor comes in handy.  Use it the first time to get the hair short, careful on the sack.  Then run a hot bath and soak for about 15 mins which makes the hair softer and less harsh.  While still in the bath, shave.  I just use a disposable double blade razor, but anything works.  Then after you're dry apply some regular moisturiser.  Never had any problems with this method, usually do it once or twice a week.  If you start to get some irritation, use lavender oil.

Have fun.
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: wile e roadrunner on December 04, 2009, 10:13:35 PM
Seriously everyone is nuts in here.
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: nycbull on December 04, 2009, 10:15:05 PM
oh brother...welcome to metrosexual central.  ::)
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on December 04, 2009, 10:23:44 PM
OK, I haven't washed my hair in almost 6 months, rarely wear shoes, and have 1 fingernail that is a centimetre longer than the rest, but I do have some good tips.

A hairdressing kit comes with a lot of useful shit, especially the electric razor and mine came with a mini one for beard trimming, etc.

I use the electric razor on my chest and stomach, I don't bother shaving it all the way anymore, still neater than nothing though.

The electric razor is also good for legs and armpits if you like, gets the hair very short without having to shave it all the way.  If you're prone to getting ingrown hairs FFS don't shave your legs with a normal razor, fucks shit up.

Lavender oil is awesome for everything, put some on a cottonball and apply to a pimple, cut, scar, ingrown hair, etc.  Make sure you buy quality shit.

A quality microdermabrasion cloth is good for improving skin tone, removing dead skin, preventing wrinkles, and lightening scars.

If you have a unibrow use tweezers, but don't go crazy trying to shape your eyebrows too much or some stupid shit.

* For dick and ball shaving - once again the electric razor comes in handy.  Use it the first time to get the hair short, careful on the sack.  Then run a hot bath and soak for about 15 mins which makes the hair softer and less harsh.  While still in the bath, shave.  I just use a disposable double blade razor, but anything works.  Then after you're dry apply some regular moisturiser.  Never had any problems with this method, usually do it once or twice a week.  If you start to get some irritation, use lavender oil.

Have fun.

hahaha.. good post

and what does lavender oil do for pimples?
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: Get Rowdy on December 04, 2009, 11:03:14 PM
hahaha.. good post

and what does lavender oil do for pimples?

Thanks.  It seems to dry them out, and cleans the area, I mostly just use it if I get a random one on my chest or shoulder.
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: Luv2Hurt on December 05, 2009, 06:12:52 AM
Calf how much cologne do we need to measure it?

If I may gay in here.

On a daily basis I find decent deodorant to be enough to keep smelling good.  If it's the big night either on the prowl for romance/rough sex or a date with the little woman, I have found that just one spray of cologne into the air and then walking through that to be a good manly application. 
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: calfzilla on December 05, 2009, 09:09:53 AM
If I may gay in here.

On a daily basis I find decent deodorant to be enough to keep smelling good.  If it's the big night either on the prowl for romance/rough sex or a date with the little woman, I have found that just one spray of cologne into the air and then walking through that to be a good manly application
I often use that method. 
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: johnnynoname on December 05, 2009, 09:12:24 AM
i don't get any of this

just wake up and go out into the world as you are
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: calfzilla on December 05, 2009, 09:13:47 AM
i don't get any of this

just wake up and go out into the world as you are
Only you are able to do that Johnnynoname, only you. 
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: johnnynoname on December 05, 2009, 09:22:05 AM
Only you are able to do that Johnnynoname, only you. 

fuck yeah


i'm like clark gable....except i'm not in the closet







i mean, i shouldn't be in the closet because i'm out


..,.,.out as in straight


i'm not gay
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 05, 2009, 09:26:57 AM
i don't get any of this

just wake up and go out into the world as you are
Johnny hasnt had to comb/arrange his hair in years it just stays in place.
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: calfzilla on December 05, 2009, 09:44:21 AM
fuck yeah


i'm like clark gable....except i'm not in the closet







i mean, i shouldn't be in the closet because i'm out


..,.,.out as in straight


i'm not gay
LoL, this can't be a JNN original is it? 
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: nicky.smth on December 05, 2009, 09:44:25 AM
why use double? , triple is superior

Straight edge or double edge razors are superior...I like this better than any of those new razors, with the 5 blades, etc..
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: nicky.smth on December 05, 2009, 09:46:25 AM
Calf how much cologne do we need to measure it?

1/2 a a spray...

Don't press the spray all the way down....
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: CalvinH on December 05, 2009, 09:55:53 AM
i don't get any of this

just wake up and go out into the world as you are


Did you laugh to yourself when you wrote this?
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 05, 2009, 10:05:18 AM
1/2 a a spray...

Don't press the spray all the way down....

Thanks man
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: big L dawg on December 05, 2009, 10:07:58 AM
Seriously everyone is nuts in here.

no doubt about it....
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: johnnynoname on December 05, 2009, 10:13:04 AM

Did you laugh to yourself when you wrote this?

i had to bite on puma jacket while i was typing-that's how hysterical i was
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: johnnynoname on December 05, 2009, 10:16:33 AM
LoL, this can't be a JNN original is it? 

of course it is

Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: CalvinH on December 05, 2009, 10:22:23 AM
i had to bite on puma jacket while i was typing-that's how hysterical i was


Kinda figured ;D
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: Stark on December 05, 2009, 11:44:43 AM

Quote
Never use a comb or brush, intead use your fingers.  Prevents unnatural looking lines. 

I have a numer 1 haircut - which every real man should have

Quote
Keep your nails trimmed.  No need for gay manicures or polish, but keep them clean and trimmed. 
If you're a real man a little dirt under the finger nails is no problem - pussy

Quote
Smell nice.  Don't be afraid of using cologne.  Women have a better sense of smell than us and they appreciate it. 
Agreed
Quote
Keep your shoes clean.  That is another thing that women always look for. 
Bullshit most womans gaze never goes below then your butt - not your butt but were your wallet is and what size it is

Quote
Some women like the 5 o clock shadow, but keep it trimmed and groomed.  If going for clean shaven look use a double razor make sure the razor doesn't clog up.  Prior to shaving wash face with hot water to open up pores and use a shaving cream with aloe. 
A man needs a beard - how often do we need to discuss this
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on December 05, 2009, 03:34:23 PM

I have a numer 1 haircut - which every real man should have
If you're a real man a little dirt under the finger nails is no problem - pussy
AgreedBullshit most womans gaze never goes below then your butt - not your butt but were your wallet is and what size it is
A man needs a beard - how often do we need to discuss this

Once they get past the initial face/smile/body language and composition assessment of a man they just met most attractive, well adjusted women are detail and cleanliness oriented..    aaaaaaaaaanndd, WE'RE IN THE PANTIES!!!


.. unless you wanna hump 5'4, 200lb byrds the rest of your life (who still have a chelsea at 30 and don't trim the pubes) ;D
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: Quickerblade on December 05, 2009, 03:40:48 PM
drink lots of water.
whiten your teeth
dont get fat
smile often   
trim nose hair
shave or groom your facial hair so its neat
keep a tan
cologne
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: bigkubby on December 05, 2009, 03:46:23 PM

My old boss suggested Bulgari Aqua and wore it to work one day.. MAN, even the dikes at my job LLOOVVEEEDD it.  It's a bit pricey but girls love it.

I also like love  David Beckham and the new vin  Diesel is my current fav.
FIXED
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: bigkubby on December 05, 2009, 03:48:28 PM
3 sprays into your wife beater or undershirt, never on your own skin, that's my rule of thumb.
SORRY BIG DUMP ONLY QUEERS WEAR UNDERSHIRTS!!! THATS MY RULE OF THUMB!
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on December 05, 2009, 04:11:32 PM
FIXED


heyyyyyyy... im no poop plunger, ass!!!  :(
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: Spike on December 05, 2009, 04:24:07 PM
Bleach your asshole

i DO THIS AND EVERY GIRL I AM WITH LOVER LICKIN MY ASSHOLE

 8) 8)
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 05, 2009, 04:26:00 PM
i DO THIS AND EVERY GIRL I AM WITH LOVER LICKIN MY ASSHOLE

 8) 8)
Spike knows how to treat women
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: Bobby on December 05, 2009, 04:30:17 PM
i DO THIS AND EVERY GIRL I AM WITH LOVER LICKIN MY ASSHOLE

 8) 8)

ewwww
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: Tapeworm on December 05, 2009, 07:59:26 PM
3 sprays into your wife beater or undershirt, never on your own skin, that's my rule of thumb.

 ;D
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on December 05, 2009, 08:25:53 PM
oh man, i love licking my gf's asshole :D
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: OneManGang on December 05, 2009, 08:37:08 PM
oh man, i love licking my gf's asshole :D

I can send you a bucket of my shit that you can feast on... :-X
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on December 05, 2009, 08:38:34 PM
I can send you a bucket of my shit that you can feast on... :-X

uh yyyyeeeaaaahhhhhh... not QUITE the same but thanks anyway


next time ur woman's ass looks like this tell me you wouldn't wanna put your tongue in that.. mmmmmmmm

(http://www.a-z-porn.com/gallery/190720051/large/crystal-klein-pussy_015.jpg)
Title: Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
Post by: Hulkotron on December 07, 2009, 06:50:14 PM
Does anybody shave with a straight razor?  I have always wanted to learn how to do this.  Seems pretty badass 8)