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Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
« Reply #25 on: December 04, 2009, 10:23:44 PM »
OK, I haven't washed my hair in almost 6 months, rarely wear shoes, and have 1 fingernail that is a centimetre longer than the rest, but I do have some good tips.

A hairdressing kit comes with a lot of useful shit, especially the electric razor and mine came with a mini one for beard trimming, etc.

I use the electric razor on my chest and stomach, I don't bother shaving it all the way anymore, still neater than nothing though.

The electric razor is also good for legs and armpits if you like, gets the hair very short without having to shave it all the way.  If you're prone to getting ingrown hairs FFS don't shave your legs with a normal razor, fucks shit up.

Lavender oil is awesome for everything, put some on a cottonball and apply to a pimple, cut, scar, ingrown hair, etc.  Make sure you buy quality shit.

A quality microdermabrasion cloth is good for improving skin tone, removing dead skin, preventing wrinkles, and lightening scars.

If you have a unibrow use tweezers, but don't go crazy trying to shape your eyebrows too much or some stupid shit.

* For dick and ball shaving - once again the electric razor comes in handy.  Use it the first time to get the hair short, careful on the sack.  Then run a hot bath and soak for about 15 mins which makes the hair softer and less harsh.  While still in the bath, shave.  I just use a disposable double blade razor, but anything works.  Then after you're dry apply some regular moisturiser.  Never had any problems with this method, usually do it once or twice a week.  If you start to get some irritation, use lavender oil.

Have fun.

hahaha.. good post

and what does lavender oil do for pimples?

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Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
« Reply #26 on: December 04, 2009, 11:03:14 PM »
hahaha.. good post

and what does lavender oil do for pimples?

Thanks.  It seems to dry them out, and cleans the area, I mostly just use it if I get a random one on my chest or shoulder.

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Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2009, 06:12:52 AM »
Calf how much cologne do we need to measure it?

If I may gay in here.

On a daily basis I find decent deodorant to be enough to keep smelling good.  If it's the big night either on the prowl for romance/rough sex or a date with the little woman, I have found that just one spray of cologne into the air and then walking through that to be a good manly application. 

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Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
« Reply #28 on: December 05, 2009, 09:09:53 AM »
If I may gay in here.

On a daily basis I find decent deodorant to be enough to keep smelling good.  If it's the big night either on the prowl for romance/rough sex or a date with the little woman, I have found that just one spray of cologne into the air and then walking through that to be a good manly application
I often use that method. 

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Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
« Reply #29 on: December 05, 2009, 09:12:24 AM »
i don't get any of this

just wake up and go out into the world as you are

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Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
« Reply #30 on: December 05, 2009, 09:13:47 AM »
i don't get any of this

just wake up and go out into the world as you are
Only you are able to do that Johnnynoname, only you. 

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Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
« Reply #31 on: December 05, 2009, 09:22:05 AM »
Only you are able to do that Johnnynoname, only you. 

fuck yeah


i'm like clark gable....except i'm not in the closet







i mean, i shouldn't be in the closet because i'm out


..,.,.out as in straight


i'm not gay

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Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
« Reply #32 on: December 05, 2009, 09:26:57 AM »
i don't get any of this

just wake up and go out into the world as you are
Johnny hasnt had to comb/arrange his hair in years it just stays in place.

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Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
« Reply #33 on: December 05, 2009, 09:44:21 AM »
fuck yeah


i'm like clark gable....except i'm not in the closet







i mean, i shouldn't be in the closet because i'm out


..,.,.out as in straight


i'm not gay
LoL, this can't be a JNN original is it? 

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Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
« Reply #34 on: December 05, 2009, 09:44:25 AM »
why use double? , triple is superior

Straight edge or double edge razors are superior...I like this better than any of those new razors, with the 5 blades, etc..

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Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
« Reply #35 on: December 05, 2009, 09:46:25 AM »
Calf how much cologne do we need to measure it?

1/2 a a spray...

Don't press the spray all the way down....

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Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
« Reply #36 on: December 05, 2009, 09:55:53 AM »
i don't get any of this

just wake up and go out into the world as you are


Did you laugh to yourself when you wrote this?

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Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
« Reply #37 on: December 05, 2009, 10:05:18 AM »
1/2 a a spray...

Don't press the spray all the way down....

Thanks man

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Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
« Reply #38 on: December 05, 2009, 10:07:58 AM »
Seriously everyone is nuts in here.

no doubt about it....
DAWG

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Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
« Reply #39 on: December 05, 2009, 10:13:04 AM »

Did you laugh to yourself when you wrote this?

i had to bite on puma jacket while i was typing-that's how hysterical i was

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Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
« Reply #40 on: December 05, 2009, 10:16:33 AM »
LoL, this can't be a JNN original is it? 

of course it is


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Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
« Reply #41 on: December 05, 2009, 10:22:23 AM »
i had to bite on puma jacket while i was typing-that's how hysterical i was


Kinda figured ;D

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Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
« Reply #42 on: December 05, 2009, 11:44:43 AM »

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Never use a comb or brush, intead use your fingers.  Prevents unnatural looking lines. 

I have a numer 1 haircut - which every real man should have

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Keep your nails trimmed.  No need for gay manicures or polish, but keep them clean and trimmed. 
If you're a real man a little dirt under the finger nails is no problem - pussy

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Smell nice.  Don't be afraid of using cologne.  Women have a better sense of smell than us and they appreciate it. 
Agreed
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Keep your shoes clean.  That is another thing that women always look for. 
Bullshit most womans gaze never goes below then your butt - not your butt but were your wallet is and what size it is

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Some women like the 5 o clock shadow, but keep it trimmed and groomed.  If going for clean shaven look use a double razor make sure the razor doesn't clog up.  Prior to shaving wash face with hot water to open up pores and use a shaving cream with aloe. 
A man needs a beard - how often do we need to discuss this

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Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
« Reply #43 on: December 05, 2009, 03:34:23 PM »

I have a numer 1 haircut - which every real man should have
If you're a real man a little dirt under the finger nails is no problem - pussy
AgreedBullshit most womans gaze never goes below then your butt - not your butt but were your wallet is and what size it is
A man needs a beard - how often do we need to discuss this

Once they get past the initial face/smile/body language and composition assessment of a man they just met most attractive, well adjusted women are detail and cleanliness oriented..    aaaaaaaaaanndd, WE'RE IN THE PANTIES!!!


.. unless you wanna hump 5'4, 200lb byrds the rest of your life (who still have a chelsea at 30 and don't trim the pubes) ;D

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Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
« Reply #44 on: December 05, 2009, 03:40:48 PM »
drink lots of water.
whiten your teeth
dont get fat
smile often   
trim nose hair
shave or groom your facial hair so its neat
keep a tan
cologne

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Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
« Reply #45 on: December 05, 2009, 03:46:23 PM »

My old boss suggested Bulgari Aqua and wore it to work one day.. MAN, even the dikes at my job LLOOVVEEEDD it.  It's a bit pricey but girls love it.

I also like love  David Beckham and the new vin  Diesel is my current fav.
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Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
« Reply #46 on: December 05, 2009, 03:48:28 PM »
3 sprays into your wife beater or undershirt, never on your own skin, that's my rule of thumb.
SORRY BIG DUMP ONLY QUEERS WEAR UNDERSHIRTS!!! THATS MY RULE OF THUMB!
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Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
« Reply #47 on: December 05, 2009, 04:11:32 PM »
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heyyyyyyy... im no poop plunger, ass!!!  :(

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Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
« Reply #48 on: December 05, 2009, 04:24:07 PM »
Bleach your asshole

i DO THIS AND EVERY GIRL I AM WITH LOVER LICKIN MY ASSHOLE

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Re: Male grooming tips (Homo)
« Reply #49 on: December 05, 2009, 04:26:00 PM »
i DO THIS AND EVERY GIRL I AM WITH LOVER LICKIN MY ASSHOLE

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