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Title: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: Parker on December 22, 2009, 02:42:40 AM
By Dr. Corbin :o

Lol, A new Year a New You...Like how they sell fake-ness.
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: gordiano on December 22, 2009, 02:49:17 AM
Better question: Do I give a shit?


In a perfect world, all tits would be nice natural, firm and at least C cups. Sadly, we don't live in such a world.


Reality is, some chicks could really use 'em.....so they get 'em.  :-\
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: spinnis on December 22, 2009, 02:53:06 AM
Only been with one girl with fake titties, They looked amazing but were rock hard.

But as said above, not that it honestly matters lol.
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: io856 on December 22, 2009, 02:54:20 AM
Im glad we don't have natural breast crusaders in this thread yet...
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: spinnis on December 22, 2009, 02:56:11 AM
Im glad we don't have natural breast crusaders in this thread yet...

Good shaped big ass natural titties are ofc better But, if you're having sex with a nice woman, and you notice her fake titties, its not like you're going to stop lol.

And super nice natural ones doesn't grow on trees, fake ones does lol!

unless your name is colette nelson
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: LatsMcGee on December 22, 2009, 02:57:29 AM
Im glad we don't have natural breast crusaders in this thread yet...

Virgins have feelings too guy. 
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: Parker on December 22, 2009, 02:59:36 AM
Im glad we don't have natural breast crusaders in this thread yet...
Man...when you have a chick on top, and them joints are flopping your face...fake ones don't have the "air time" ;D
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: MORTALCOIL on December 22, 2009, 03:29:36 AM
There's different type of fake tits. Depends on how the surgery is performed. If the fake tit is placed under the muscle (which is way more painful for the girl), the feel is much more natural. I've been with a good number of women with fake tits (if only for one night stands). Fifteen years agos, they felt like shit. Now, most time, if the girl spent enough money on the surgery, the results are more than satisfying. Sometimes spectacular.
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: Parker on December 22, 2009, 03:44:37 AM
There's different type of fake tits. Depends on how the surgery is performed. If the fake tit is placed under the muscle (which is way more painful for the girl), the feel is much more natural. I've been with a good number of women with fake tits (if only for one night stands). Fifteen years agos, they felt like shit. Now, most time, if the girl spent enough money on the surgery, the results are more than satisfying. Sometimes spectacular.
Yep, but fake tits is fake tits...a fake Rolex may tell time, and it may be a watch, it damn sure ain't no Rolex...especially when you put it underwater.
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: MORTALCOIL on December 22, 2009, 03:50:14 AM
Yep, but fake tits is fake tits...a fake Rolex may tell time, and it may be a watch, it damn sure ain't no Rolex...especially when you put it underwater.

So first thing you do is bring your date in the bathroom and drown her in the tub to see if she comes back floating with all that silicon and all?
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: Palpatine Q on December 22, 2009, 06:02:49 AM
So first thing you do is bring your date in the bathroom and drown her in the tub to see if she comes back floating with all that silicon and all?

You can tell within seconds of meeting a woman if her breasts are real or fake.

Fake tits are revolting
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: leadhead on December 22, 2009, 06:09:05 AM
There's different type of fake tits. Depends on how the surgery is performed. If the fake tit is placed under the muscle (which is way more painful for the girl), the feel is much more natural. I've been with a good number of women with fake tits (if only for one night stands). Fifteen years agos, they felt like shit. Now, most time, if the girl spent enough money on the surgery, the results are more than satisfying. Sometimes spectacular.

You're right. My wife's friend has fake tits and had them under the muscle and I acutally got to feel them one night. They were very natural compared to the other fake tits I have felt ;). Thank god for advances in plastic surgery
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: Parker on December 22, 2009, 06:14:46 AM
So first thing you do is bring your date in the bathroom and drown her in the tub to see if she comes back floating with all that silicon and all?
Well, I think they use Saline more now, which is essence, is for lack of a better term, salt water. So that's like putting water into water.
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: MORTALCOIL on December 22, 2009, 06:23:28 AM
Well, I think they use Saline more now, which is essence, is for lack of a better term, salt water. So that's like putting water into water.

You're right, they don't use sillicon as much. If it leaks (which happens), saline is not harmful.
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: JasonH on December 22, 2009, 06:30:12 AM
I've never felt a fake tit - I don't know any girls who have them otherwise I would have asked.  :P
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: MORTALCOIL on December 22, 2009, 06:31:14 AM
I've never felt a fake tit - I don't know any girls who have them otherwise I would have asked.  :P

Start dating strippers.
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: Spike on December 22, 2009, 06:42:52 AM
Better question: Do I give a shit?


In a perfect world, all tits would be nice natural, firm and at least C cups. Sadly, we don't live in such a world.


Reality is, some chicks could really use 'em.....so they get 'em.  :-\

same as listenin to girls talk about cock size when they think guys arent around
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: APE907 on December 22, 2009, 06:44:36 AM
Wrong about saline being the preferred implant - it was like that in the 90s but no longer. Silicone is far superior in terms of feel and movement. I have been with females who had both types and Silicone is clearly superior implant. Under the muscle is also really the only way a truly skilled surgeon will perform the procedure for best results.
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: MORTALCOIL on December 22, 2009, 06:49:28 AM
Wrong about saline being the preferred implant - it was like that in the 90s but no longer. Silicone is far superior in terms of feel and movement. I have been with females who had both types and Silicone is clearly superior implant. Under the muscle is also really the only way a truly skilled surgeon will perform the procedure for best results.

Here in France they use Saline a lot. French people are very worried about health risks. But sillicon has a better feel to it, more natural, indeed. I would'nt know for the US;
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: WingedLion on December 22, 2009, 07:00:28 AM
You can tell within seconds of meeting a woman if her breasts are real or fake.

Fake tits are revolting
;)
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: BIG_STI on December 22, 2009, 07:08:05 AM
Only been with one girl with fake titties, They looked amazing but were rock hard.

But as said above, not that it honestly matters lol.

Why do you have to make shit up on getbig all the time
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: Hulkotron on December 22, 2009, 07:23:36 AM
I wonder what % of posters in this thread have actually seen/touched a real-life boob?
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: lax on December 22, 2009, 07:25:49 AM
Here in France they use Saline a lot. French people are very worried about health risks. But sillicon has a better feel to it, more natural, indeed. I would'nt know for the US;

then why do they not pratice basic hygiene?
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: MORTALCOIL on December 22, 2009, 07:33:15 AM
Well, I guess they're confortable with their own filth but scared shitless of the "outside".
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 22, 2009, 08:22:23 AM
Calling them "patients" is pathetic in most cases.
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: wes mantooth on December 22, 2009, 09:05:21 AM
I wonder what % of posters in this thread have actually seen/touched a real-life boob?

10%

everybody is a critic.  ::)


crying about fake tits is like complaining about taxes you pay after you won the lottery
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: MRDUMPLING on December 22, 2009, 09:16:23 AM
Pictures of fake tits are needed for analysis.   ;D
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: CalvinH on December 22, 2009, 09:18:20 AM
Some better then others.
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: L00n on December 22, 2009, 09:28:39 AM
 (http://www.picvalley.net/u/1871/3191237432888303161261502904KNAMFghnEHNkIBa2Jce8.JPG) (http://www.picvalley.net/v.php?p=u/1871/3191237432888303161261502904KNAMFghnEHNkIBa2Jce8.JPG)


fake or real?  ;D
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: CalvinH on December 22, 2009, 09:29:39 AM
(http://www.picvalley.net/u/1871/3191237432888303161261502904KNAMFghnEHNkIBa2Jce8.JPG) (http://www.picvalley.net/v.php?p=u/1871/3191237432888303161261502904KNAMFghnEHNkIBa2Jce8.JPG)


fake or real?  ;D



I don't fuckin care :o
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: wes mantooth on December 22, 2009, 09:30:40 AM


I don't fuckin care :o

X2

who gives a shit....
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on December 22, 2009, 09:30:48 AM
(http://www.picvalley.net/u/1871/3191237432888303161261502904KNAMFghnEHNkIBa2Jce8.JPG) (http://www.picvalley.net/v.php?p=u/1871/3191237432888303161261502904KNAMFghnEHNkIBa2Jce8.JPG)


fake or real?  ;D

my dick in between will tell.
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: L00n on December 22, 2009, 09:36:16 AM
X2

who gives a shit....

Ecsacly my point  ;D
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 22, 2009, 09:36:38 AM
(http://www.picvalley.net/u/1871/3191237432888303161261502904KNAMFghnEHNkIBa2Jce8.JPG) (http://www.picvalley.net/v.php?p=u/1871/3191237432888303161261502904KNAMFghnEHNkIBa2Jce8.JPG)


fake or real?  ;D

That "patient" needs some "aftercare" for sure
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: kiwiol on December 22, 2009, 09:38:59 AM
(http://www.picvalley.net/u/1871/3191237432888303161261502904KNAMFghnEHNkIBa2Jce8.JPG) (http://www.picvalley.net/v.php?p=u/1871/3191237432888303161261502904KNAMFghnEHNkIBa2Jce8.JPG)


fake or real?  ;D

Slurp :P

Fixed
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: spinnis on December 22, 2009, 09:42:05 AM
Why do you have to make shit up on getbig all the time

lol.
Im sure I talked about her before, she was the one that moved to sthlm before this summer or the last one, cant remember, last one I think.

I dont lie =)

also the most beautiful girl ive been with.
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: spinnis on December 22, 2009, 09:45:54 AM
Come to think if it, I actually have photos of her tits on my moms computer thats broken, only the start button is broken so I should be able to just pop in the harddrive in this comp and recover the photos lol


(http://i48.tinypic.com/29pp006.jpg)
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: MORTALCOIL on December 22, 2009, 09:46:32 AM
(http://www.picvalley.net/u/1871/3191237432888303161261502904KNAMFghnEHNkIBa2Jce8.JPG) (http://www.picvalley.net/v.php?p=u/1871/3191237432888303161261502904KNAMFghnEHNkIBa2Jce8.JPG)


fake or real?  ;D

Thread over. Beautifully over.
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 22, 2009, 09:50:16 AM
Come to think if it, I actually have photos of her tits on my moms computer thats broken, only the start button is broken so I should be able to just pop in the harddrive in this comp and recover the photos lol

Pics like that on your moms computer? Hahahaha

The girl looks cute  :)
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: spinnis on December 22, 2009, 09:51:53 AM
Pics like that on your moms computer? Hahahaha

I dont even wanna know the photos she has on it lol.

she sent me a text the other day asking if she should prepare herself mentally for me dying of an sex overdose now that I have my own place.


she doesn't know my dick is wack =(

I think I can have sex now though lol.
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 22, 2009, 09:53:18 AM
I dont even wanna know the photos she has on it lol.

That broken start button saved your butt so far  ;D
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: dr.chimps on December 22, 2009, 09:54:51 AM
Tell the difference!? Sure. The batshit crazy one is the one with the implants. Simple.
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: spinnis on December 22, 2009, 09:55:47 AM
That broken start button saved your butt so far  ;D

haha, she has found a shitload of photos,

Once I had this girl over, and then the next week she "accidentally" found some nudes of her on computer,

so she called me over and said, "Isn't this the girl that was here last week? Great tits, now I know why you had her over"

 ;D
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 22, 2009, 10:11:01 AM
haha, she has found a shitload of photos,

Once I had this girl over, and then the next week she "accidentally" found some nudes of her on computer,

so she called me over and said, "Isn't this the girl that was here last week? Great tits, now I know why you had her over"

 ;D

"accidentally" and "woman" doesn't match  ;)

You're mother has a good sense of humor. Once her computer is fixed she should join GB too.
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: kiwiol on December 22, 2009, 10:17:11 AM
Tell the difference!? Sure. The batshit crazy one is the one with the implants. Simple.

I'd say she just has her own set of mental issues ;D
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: Croatch on December 22, 2009, 10:22:08 AM
You can tell within seconds of meeting a woman if her breasts are real or fake.

Fake tits are revolting
Speak the truth brother.
I want to fucking puke, every time I see pair.
When everyone has them, you're not an enigma anymore.
Show me a girl with some real G's, I'll show you a one legged midget with 2 heads.
It's rare, which is what makes them better...oh, and soft face massagers.
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: spinnis on December 22, 2009, 10:50:48 AM
"accidentally" and "woman" doesn't match  ;)

You're mother has a good sense of humor. Once her computer is fixed she should join GB too.

you are mother?  ;D

Haha, she would def cause some ownings :D

we have a very open relationship, I used to live at her before I moved to my father.

Anyway, she got a new man a few years ago, really good guy, almost too nice you know the kind.

Very shy also.

Anyway, we were eating dinner togheter, first time he visited and meet me and he was very shy. Not Anything like me and my mother.

So in the middle of dinner my mom says "So "swede" did you get some nice pussy last weekend or what I remember you said you were meeting this girl?"


he almost choked on his food and I laughed my ass of,

good times :D


and yes Im lying about this also  ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: gordiano on December 22, 2009, 01:26:43 PM
Speak the truth brother.
I want to fucking puke, every time I see pair.
When everyone has them, you're not an enigma anymore.
Show me a girl with some real G's, I'll show you a one legged midget with 2 heads.
It's rare, which is what makes them better...oh, and soft face massagers.

Saw this chick at the gym yesterday, with these huge fuckers. She was running (or trying to) one treadmill over. Fucking things were a sight....her bra was losing the battle the whole time.
Title: Re: Fake Breasts...could you tell the difference?
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 22, 2009, 03:11:23 PM
you are mother?  ;D

Damn, my bad haha

Quote
Haha, she would def cause some ownings :D

we have a very open relationship, I used to live at her before I moved to my father.

Anyway, she got a new man a few years ago, really good guy, almost too nice you know the kind.

Very shy also.

Anyway, we were eating dinner togheter, first time he visited and meet me and he was very shy. Not Anything like me and my mother.

So in the middle of dinner my mom says "So "swede" did you get some nice pussy last weekend or what I remember you said you were meeting this girl?"


he almost choked on his food and I laughed my ass of,

good times :D


and yes Im lying about this also  ::) ::) ::) ::)


You have a kickass mom Swede. Would be great to see some owning woman on this board  ;)