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She's here in about 15 mins... i am worried that it might be a messy dump and put me off having sex as I would feel dirty.
should I:
a) take a dump
b) take a dump and then have a shower
c) don't take a dump until after she has gone
d) take a dump on her chest
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She's here in about 15 mins... i am worried that it might be a messy dump and put me off having sex as I would feel dirty.
should I:
a) take a dump
b) take a dump and then have a shower
c) don't take a dump until after she has gone
d) take a dump on her chest
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make her sleep on the couch...while she is asleep take a dump on her.....by morning time she will have rolled around on it, and she will be covered from head to toe in shit, and she will think she did it..........then she will be at your mercy to keep her secret!!!
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he's here in about 15 mins... i am worried that it might be a messy dump and put me off having sex as I would feel dirty.
should I:
a) take a dump
b) take a dump and then have a shower
c) don't take a dump until after he has gone
d) take a dump on her chest
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She's here in about 15 mins... i am worried that it might be a messy dump and put me off having sex as I would feel dirty.
should I:
a) take a dump
b) take a dump and then have a shower
c) don't take a dump until after she has gone
d) take a dump on her chest
Actually, you did the perfect thing.......Post on Getbig, and wait for people to give me advice before taking action.
Wait an hour, and then let her know your predicament. You can make it a great topic of conversation by coming back to the thread, and looking at the appropriate action as decided by getbig. Who knows, it may be the only way that you ever found out she was actually into having a dump taken on her chest. lol
BTW, I vote for B. C is a good option, but it could go terribly wrong. See the BB.com thread :o
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Take a dump on your welcome mat an slam the door in her face when she gets there.
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use the bathroom...wipe well...then turn your shower on and pour body wash and shampoo in the hot steamy water so it will cover up the smell.
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is she banging you in the ass??
you guys need to start using wet tiolet paper - cleans ass like no other
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51JxKvIHOLL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)
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Take the dump man!!! You will have problems if she tries to get it on and you are holding it in!
I once passed on a potentially incredible blow job / sex because I needed to dump out what seemed like a fucking 18 wheeler!
Moral of the story always take a dump if there is a chance of sex!
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(http://static-resources.goodguide.com/images/entities/all/279800.jpg)
i actually carry a pack with me at ALL times....
anything less is fucking disgusting...
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Actually, you did the perfect thing.......Post on Getbig, and wait for people to give me advice before taking action.
Wait an hour, and then let her know your predicament. You can make it a great topic of conversation by coming back to the thread, and looking at the appropriate action as decided by getbig. Who knows, it may be the only way that you ever found out she was actually into having a dump taken on her chest. lol
BTW, I vote for B. C is a good option, but it could go terribly wrong. See the BB.com thread :o
ahahhahahahah
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Moral of the story is - if there is a chance you'll be naked and alone with a female, you should adjust your diet for the 4 or 5 hours ahead of that.
If I know a girl is stopping over at 10 pm after getting out of work, etc... I will eat a garden salad with chicken breast and dressing at 5 pm. I will skip the evening protein shake, then opt for applesauce and something light at 730 or 8.
Plan on being able to snack if yall go out, or maintain your game until you get laid. Then have your steak and eggs.
Worst/Best date I ever had... I ate a cheeseburger and fries and the girl calls me outta nowhere. I take her to movie, and I gotta go afterwards. She didn't want to go home, she wanted to go to beach. Still no potty for me. Then we went to this bike park and stayed there all night, making out and having sex two times. no bathroom there either. I left car to pee to relieve pressure, but had to do it twice with the baby turtle peeking out.
I got home at 7 am... incredible night - but my belly hurt for the whole day. Smuggling a turd for 10+ hours + sex.... ouch.
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(http://static-resources.goodguide.com/images/entities/all/279800.jpg)
i actually carry a pack with me at ALL times....
anything less is fucking disgusting...
I hear ya, man. I use these myself...Costco carries 'em. Unlike Baby wipes, these are flush-able.
(http://ladiapers.com/cottonelle_fresh_flushable_moist_wipes.jpg)
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E -- shoot yourself
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I once had a girl for a visit. And I had some problem with farting like every 5-10 minute. Damn it was a hell that night! Had to keep em in every time and let some small amount out calm and quiet while sitting in the couch. And i was going to the toilet more than once that night pretending that I have to pie while I was separating my ass to get soundless farts :D. Jesus, that day was a living hell!
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is she banging you in the ass??
you guys need to start using wet tiolet paper - cleans ass like no other
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51JxKvIHOLL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)
(http://static-resources.goodguide.com/images/entities/all/279800.jpg)
i actually carry a pack with me at ALL times....
anything less is fucking disgusting...
I hear ya, man. I use these myself...Costco carries 'em. Unlike Baby wipes, these are flush-able.
(http://ladiapers.com/cottonelle_fresh_flushable_moist_wipes.jpg)
Outed.
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I just let them fly. Chicks respect a guy that's confident enough to fart at will :D
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You better take that dump before he gets there because when he bends you over there will be no turning back then.
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She's here in about 15 mins... i am worried that it might be a messy dump and put me off having sex as I would feel dirty.
should I:
a) take a dump
b) take a dump and then have a shower
c) don't take a dump until after she has gone
d) take a dump on her chest
Do this bro..
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot+chili+dog (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot+chili+dog)
Chili Dog Diet
Is when a guy shits (the chili) between a womans breast (the buns), and the guy sticks his cock (the hot dog) in the shit and proceeds to titty fuck her as she sucks the tip of his dick at the same time, eating the shit (the diet). Hence, the "Chili Dog Diet".
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She's here in about 15 mins... i am worried that it might be a messy dump and put me off having sex as I would feel dirty.
should I:
a) take a dump
b) take a dump and then have a shower
c) don't take a dump until after she has gone
d) take a dump on her chest
leave you computer asshole and go take a dump. ::)
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great thread ::)
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The romance is gone now.
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The romance is gone now.
And hopefully the poo has been flushed
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fuck sake dude......take a dump and have a shower......she might lick you ass
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fuck sake dude......take a dump and have a shower......she might lick you ass
I would refuse to be with a chick that licked my ass (past that one night of course). No telling how many asses she plunged her tongue in.
Fucking gross.
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whatever you do,just be sure not to leave home without your pee bottle!!
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Take the dump but neither flush down nor wipe ur ass.
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She's here in about 15 mins... i am worried that it might be a messy dump and put me off having sex as I would feel dirty.
should I:
a) take a dump
b) take a dump and then have a shower
c) don't take a dump until after she has gone
d) take a dump on her chest
Definately d) then make her cleanup the mess, this will draw her closer to you.
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Just ask her to open her mouth...
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I hear ya, man. I use these myself...Costco carries 'em. Unlike Baby wipes, these are flush-able.
(http://ladiapers.com/cottonelle_fresh_flushable_moist_wipes.jpg)
finally..someone else...i carry em around in my book bag and my study partner gets embrassed when i take em out at star bucks as i head to the WC...but fuck i dont care...sometimes people stare but i stare right back with the " yeah thats right.....i'm better than you" look
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She's here in about 15 mins... i am worried that it might be a messy dump and put me off having sex as I would feel dirty.
should I:
a) take a dump
b) take a dump and then have a shower
c) don't take a dump until after she has gone
d) take a dump on her chest
as long as she's not using a strap -on to butt f$ck you, you're safe.
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I would refuse to be with a chick that licked my ass (past that one night of course). No telling how many asses she plunged her tongue in.
Fucking gross.
Actually a girl licking my ass and is fucking hot as hell turns me on big time! I love girls tongues and the thought of them deep in my ass drives me nuts! Many girls are not into it but I've had much success convincing them to do it for me especially when their crazy about you at the time (when you get them to this level, anything is possible). I love it because there is something so dirty about it (figurative and literally). Even when I wasn't so clean down there I still make them do it. God, I love it! My X said to me one time that I smelled like onions down in my privates and still she licked me clean...good times!! :)
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She's here in about 15 mins... i am worried that it might be a messy dump and put me off having sex as I would feel dirty.
should I:
a) take a dump
b) take a dump and then have a shower
c) don't take a dump until after she has gone
d) take a dump on her chest
What path have you finally chosen, sheepfucker?? Keep us updated!
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I once had a girl for a visit. And I had some problem with farting like every 5-10 minute. Damn it was a hell that night! Had to keep em in every time and let some small amount out calm and quiet while sitting in the couch. And i was going to the toilet more than once that night pretending that I have to pie while I was separating my ass to get soundless farts :D. Jesus, that day was a living hell!
;D
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I got home at 7 am... incredible night - but my belly hurt for the whole day. Smuggling a turd for 10+ hours + sex.... ouch.
Double stimulation!
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does she like to lick your asshole? whats the problem.
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She's here in about 15 mins... i am worried that it might be a messy dump and put me off having sex as I would feel dirty: should I:
a) take a dump wash my vagina
b) take a dump wash my vagina and then have a shower
c) don't take a dump don't wash my vagina until after she he has gone
d) take a dump on her chest
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I don't take dumps. My body uses all of my protein to build muscle on my massive physique. Haven't taken a shit since I was 15.
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I don't take dumps. My body uses all of my protein to build muscle on my massive physique. Haven't taken a shit since I was 15.
LMAO :D
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Moral of the story is - if there is a chance you'll be naked and alone with a female, you should adjust your diet for the 4 or 5 hours ahead of that.
If I know a girl is stopping over at 10 pm after getting out of work, etc... I will eat a garden salad with chicken breast and dressing at 5 pm. I will skip the evening protein shake, then opt for applesauce and something light at 730 or 8.
Plan on being able to snack if yall go out, or maintain your game until you get laid. Then have your steak and eggs.
Worst/Best date I ever had... I ate a cheeseburger and fries and the girl calls me outta nowhere. I take her to movie, and I gotta go afterwards. She didn't want to go home, she wanted to go to beach. Still no potty for me. Then we went to this bike park and stayed there all night, making out and having sex two times. no bathroom there either. I left car to pee to relieve pressure, but had to do it twice with the baby turtle peeking out.
I got home at 7 am... incredible night - but my belly hurt for the whole day. Smuggling a turd for 10+ hours + sex.... ouch.
be a man.. tell the girl you need to take a dump. Mars would have taken a dump right on the beach in front of her. That's how macho he is.
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hilarious thread. :D
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I had to perorm once RIGHT after eating a whoel tub of Ben & Jerrys ice cream, it was so fucking hard to stay focused!
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What path have you finally chosen, sheepfucker?? Keep us updated!
I took a dump but no shower afterwards.
It was great. Lots of positions used, so lucky I took a dump because one of the positions could have potentially squeezed mr turd out.
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potentially squeezed mr turd out.
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I had to perorm once RIGHT after eating a whoel tub of Ben & Jerrys ice cream, it was so fucking hard to stay focused!
The best sex I ever had was after going to an all you can eat pizza hut. I was a machine 8)
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Actually a girl licking my ass and is fucking hot as hell turns me on big time! I love girls tongues and the thought of them deep in my ass drives me nuts! Many girls are not into it but I've had much success convincing them to do it for me especially when their crazy about you at the time (when you get them to this level, anything is possible). I love it because there is something so dirty about it (figurative and literally). Even when I wasn't so clean down there I still make them do it. God, I love it! My X said to me one time that I smelled like onions down in my privates and still she licked me clean...good times!! :)
Fag.
Outed.
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B., you nasty fuck.
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Actually a girl licking my ass and is fucking hot as hell turns me on big time! I love girls tongues and the thought of them deep in my ass drives me nuts! Many girls are not into it but I've had much success convincing them to do it for me especially when their crazy about you at the time (when you get them to this level, anything is possible). I love it because there is something so dirty about it (figurative and literally). Even when I wasn't so clean down there I still make them do it. God, I love it! My X said to me one time that I smelled like onions down in my privates and still she licked me clean...good times!! :)
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hahaha - onions? you must be middle eastern? no?
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Wait until she gets there, then ask her if she's into scat. If she says no, politely excuse yourself to the bathroom.
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She's here in about 15 mins... i am worried that it might be a messy dump and put me off having sex as I would feel dirty.
should I:
a) take a dump
b) take a dump and then have a shower
c) don't take a dump until after she has gone
d) take a dump on her chest
"Cleveland Steamer"
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hahaha - onions? you must be middle eastern? no?
No, Spanish and Sicilian. But I hadn't showered for two days so it turned me on even more when she did her job :)
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No, Spanish and Sicilian. But I hadn't showered for two days so it turned me on even more when she did her job :)
filthy bitch !
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No, Spanish and Sicilian. But I hadn't showered for two days so it turned me on even more when she did her job :)
Gawwwwdamn u is one nasty m^th$rFu#ker! Gotta be some the mostest disgustings shitz me even hear!
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failed.
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pics or it didn't happen.
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By all means,...go to the toilet NOW but wash your anus with soap and water...Then open the bathroom window for positive ventilation...you will be good to go.
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Ok even though this was 3 months ago I'll play along...Take a dumb and put it in a plastic baggy...Then throw it in your freezer...If you gives you any kind of attitude at all tonight. Throw the baggy in her purse as she goes out the door...Good times
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Ok even though this was 3 months ago I'll play along...Take a dumb and put it in a plastic baggy...Then throw it in your freezer...If you gives you any kind of attitude at all tonight. Throw the baggy in her purse as she goes out the door...Good times
no , alaska pipe line that bitch
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Just go ahead and take a dump. We all know you're not getting any... so it really doesn't matter.
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By all means,...go to the toilet NOW but wash your anus with soap and water...Then open the bathroom window for positive ventilation...you will be good to go.
what sort of anus washing technique should I employ?
Towel? hand? also, would you suggest I penetrate a cm or 2 for extra cleanliness?
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jesus nzmm...........it's been 4 months and you still haven't taken a dump yet. Somethintg tells me this bitch isn't coming over.
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jesus nzmm...........it's been 4 months and you still haven't taken a dump yet. Somethintg tells me this bitch isn't coming over.
:D