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Title: What the fuck is the deal with Hand Sanitizers ???
Post by: Palpatine Q on August 02, 2010, 10:00:53 AM
Typical marketing bullshit for brainless lemmings...I'm in a Real Estate office right now and watching all the dildos come up and "sanitize" their hands every time they walk past the receptionists desk...ooooooooh, wer'e all gonna drop dead if we dont sanitize. Funny how wev'e managed to survive all these years without it....Douchebags
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Post by: BIG ACH on August 02, 2010, 10:06:20 AM
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Title: Re: What the fuck is the deal with Hand Sanitizers ???
Post by: ~UN_$ung~ on August 02, 2010, 10:06:50 AM
its the DUMBEST thing in the world...........i never use hand sanitizers, i never wash my hands, i'll use a public telephone then eat a meal............and i NEVER get sick

there are many who think that the is a necessary amount of bacteria on your hands naturally that prevents other, worse bacterias from takign hold............adn that these hand sanitizers aadn other anti bacterial things actually hurt us by leaving us vulnerable to more exotic pathogens


its this hypochondric idiots who are always using the hand shit, that are always sick
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Post by: MORTALCOIL on August 02, 2010, 10:10:39 AM
Still better than have the boss coming out of the shitter and come shake your hand. And you clearly didn't hear the sound of water in between.
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Post by: CalvinH on August 02, 2010, 10:16:32 AM
Typical marketing bullshit for brainless lemmings...I'm in a Real Estate office right now and watching all the dildos come up and "sanitize" their hands every time they walk past the receptionists desk...ooooooooh, wer'e all gonna drop dead if we dont sanitize. Funny how wev'e managed to survive all these years without it....Douchebags



I don't blame them.if I was in the same room as you I would have the urge to sanitize myself :D
Title: Re: What the fuck is the deal with Hand Sanitizers ???
Post by: Palpatine Q on August 02, 2010, 10:16:43 AM
And then you have the "Sanitizer Police"....the penis-lickers who ask YOU..."are you going to sanitize" ???

No..I'm good, but how bout I shove the bottle down your throat and "sanitize" your Esophagus ??
Title: Re: What the fuck is the deal with Hand Sanitizers ???
Post by: K-1 on August 02, 2010, 10:20:25 AM
they are everywhere.

Had  a co worker that used to use his before and after he did anything. Bathing in it.

He'd literally go through the entire bottle in one week.
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Post by: Azn Muscle on August 02, 2010, 10:23:45 AM
The irony is that the people who use these things get sick the most.

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Post by: Palpatine Q on August 02, 2010, 10:24:09 AM
LOL @ Clavin
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Post by: MORTALCOIL on August 02, 2010, 10:24:22 AM
And then you have the "Sanitizer Police"....the penis-lickers who ask YOU..."are you going to sanitize" ???

No..I'm good, but how bout I shove the bottle down your throat and "sanitize" your Esophagus ??

Women who use it all the time have really dry hands. Terrible feel when they touch you. Well, even after a long day of work, I've always made sure my male attributes wouldn't smell like duck mousse in case I'd get  lucky later on. You don't want her to suffocate while you unglue your balls in front of her.
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Post by: Doug_Steele on August 02, 2010, 10:24:58 AM
And then you have the "Sanitizer Police"....the penis-lickers who ask YOU..."are you going to sanitize" ???

No..I'm good, but how bout I shove the bottle down your throat and "sanitize" your Esophagus ??

You never took any Bio classes did you?   :o
Title: Re: What the fuck is the deal with Hand Sanitizers ???
Post by: Nails on August 02, 2010, 10:36:56 AM
I always carry a bottle of hand sanitizer in the glove box in my car, i just will not under any circumstances let a girl jack me off without her hands being clean and sanitized
Title: Re: What the fuck is the deal with Hand Sanitizers ???
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 02, 2010, 11:09:51 AM
Typical marketing bullshit for brainless lemmings...I'm in a Real Estate office right now and watching all the dildos come up and "sanitize" their hands every time they walk past the receptionists desk...ooooooooh, wer'e all gonna drop dead if we dont sanitize. Funny how wev'e managed to survive all these years without it....Douchebags

Are you done delivering the drinking water there?
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Post by: tendonitis on August 02, 2010, 11:11:49 AM
Those things smell like shit.
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Post by: Flexb on August 02, 2010, 11:20:02 AM
I'll use them if they're around but it's not like anyone needs them anyway. They're as popular now as soap is pretty much
Title: Re: What the fuck is the deal with Hand Sanitizers ???
Post by: ag2 on August 02, 2010, 11:27:58 AM
its the DUMBEST thing in the world...........i never use hand sanitizers, i never wash my hands, i'll use a public telephone then eat a meal............and i NEVER get sick

there are many who think that the is a necessary amount of bacteria on your hands naturally that prevents other, worse bacterias from takign hold............adn that these hand sanitizers aadn other anti bacterial things actually hurt us by leaving us vulnerable to more exotic pathogens


its this hypochondric idiots who are always using the hand shit, that are always sick

Even after you take shit??  Dude that is just gross, You should always wash your hands before you eat, what kind of parents did you have that didn;t teach you that?  :P
Title: Re: What the fuck is the deal with Hand Sanitizers ???
Post by: ag2 on August 02, 2010, 11:29:26 AM
Typical marketing bullshit for brainless lemmings...I'm in a Real Estate office right now and watching all the dildos come up and "sanitize" their hands every time they walk past the receptionists desk...ooooooooh, wer'e all gonna drop dead if we dont sanitize. Funny how wev'e managed to survive all these years without it....Douchebags

Groink I agree that using a sanitizer all the time when walking in and out of a building is overboard but you should wash your hand every time you go to the washroom, finish a workout, before you eat etc.  Not doing so is just gross   :-X
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Post by: Flexb on August 02, 2010, 11:32:51 AM
I put my fingers in my mouth all the time  :D
Title: Re: What the fuck is the deal with Hand Sanitizers ???
Post by: Nirvana on August 02, 2010, 11:33:49 AM
after I piss, I never wash.

washing involves touching the sink part (where people spit and puke), the paper dispenser

it's cleaner just to piss and go
Title: Re: What the fuck is the deal with Hand Sanitizers ???
Post by: medz zeppelin on August 02, 2010, 11:34:39 AM
the dirtiest thing is the top of the hand santizer push lever.....all those people with dirty hands pushing down and touching that fucking thing
Title: Re: What the fuck is the deal with Hand Sanitizers ???
Post by: K-1 on August 02, 2010, 11:35:02 AM
The irony is that the people who use these things get sick the most.



THIS!
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Post by: Flexb on August 02, 2010, 11:35:31 AM
the dirtiest thing is the top of the hand santizer push lever.....all those people with dirty hands pushing down and touching that fucking thing

haha oh no! I itch my bum and then eat
Title: Re: What the fuck is the deal with Hand Sanitizers ???
Post by: tbombz on August 02, 2010, 11:37:48 AM
its a good idea to sanitize your hands if youve gotten them dirty, like after a workout (gym weights and machines are covered in so much bacteria and bad stuff.. ), or if you used them to grab anything that loooked dirty or had the potential to be dirty. not just for disease/cold prevention, im not worried too much about that i never get sick, but for skin health. really helps keep breakouts down..
Title: Re: What the fuck is the deal with Hand Sanitizers ???
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 02, 2010, 11:40:04 AM
Would you rather shake hands with someone fresh from jerking off or at least having them use some hand sanitizer?
Title: Re: What the fuck is the deal with Hand Sanitizers ???
Post by: JasonH on August 02, 2010, 11:40:33 AM
I never wash my hands before I post on Getbig. Now that's hardcore.  8)
Title: Re: What the fuck is the deal with Hand Sanitizers ???
Post by: CalvinH on August 02, 2010, 11:41:16 AM
THIS!



x2
Title: Re: What the fuck is the deal with Hand Sanitizers ???
Post by: newmom on August 02, 2010, 01:12:59 PM




use it all the time and NO it doesn't dry your hands.



Would you rather shake hands with someone fresh from jerking off or at least having them use some hand sanitizer?

nasssstttyyyyyyyyyy
after I piss, I never wash.

washing involves touching the sink part (where people spit and puke), the paper dispenser

it's cleaner just to piss and go

ewwwwwwww
Title: Re: What the fuck is the deal with Hand Sanitizers ???
Post by: Parker on August 02, 2010, 01:17:56 PM
Typical marketing bullshit for brainless lemmings...I'm in a Real Estate office right now and watching all the dildos come up and "sanitize" their hands every time they walk past the receptionists desk...ooooooooh, wer'e all gonna drop dead if we dont sanitize. Funny how wev'e managed to survive all these years without it....Douchebags
Here is the deal. If you fart and work around people, be it a office or other place, grab a hefty amount of hand sanitizer, rub it all over your hands, and then waft it about your personal space with your hands. No stinky fart smell about you or following you...

Un-Sung, you might want to rethink that washing hands bit, it might not affect you, but it probably affects the people you cone in contact with.
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Post by: epic_alien on August 02, 2010, 01:26:34 PM
on the cruise ship they had a person stationed by the sanitizer on the way into the buffet, they tried to tell me i had to use the stuff, i said no, that shit is real bad for your hands, they didnt know what to say.

pisses me off that people think they can just tell you what you can and cant do, but they get away with it for the most part with the fat sheep people
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Post by: disturbia on August 02, 2010, 01:29:44 PM
I never wash my hands before I post on Getbig. Now that's hardcore.  8)

even knowing Goodrum posts here?
now thats risky
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Post by: Master Blaster on August 02, 2010, 01:33:52 PM
Would you rather shake hands with someone fresh from jerking off or at least having them use some hand sanitizer?

If it's a cute chick, and she was just jerking ME off, than I'd definitely shake her hand.  8)
Title: Re: What the fuck is the deal with Hand Sanitizers ???
Post by: Palpatine Q on August 02, 2010, 01:35:07 PM
its a good idea to sanitize your hands if youve gotten them dirty, like after a workout (gym weights and machines are covered in so much bacteria and bad stuff.. ), or if you used them to grab anything that loooked dirty or had the potential to be dirty. not just for disease/cold prevention, im not worried too much about that i never get sick, but for skin health. really helps keep breakouts down..


This posts knocks you out of the "Bi" category and right into "homo"  ;D
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Post by: SF1900 on August 02, 2010, 01:39:15 PM
Interestingly enough, a study showed that there is more bacteria on a doorknob than a public restroom.  :-X :-\
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Post by: bic_staedtler on August 02, 2010, 01:40:49 PM
For those who don't wash their hands regularly...your parents probably didn't love you.
I agree that sanitizers are fucking useless other than making hypochondriacs feel safe.

I don't keep my hands clean for my own sake, but for those around me.  I'm healthy as an ox, but I don't wanna spread germs that could get the other humanoids ill.  Ain't I thoughtful? ;D
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Post by: tommywishbone on August 02, 2010, 09:35:22 PM
Hand sanitizers are like those "Baby on board"  stickers. It makes me want to spread germs and fungus, just like those stickers make me want to crash my pinto.
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Post by: jtsunami on August 02, 2010, 09:37:28 PM
Typical marketing bullshit for brainless lemmings...I'm in a Real Estate office right now and watching all the dildos come up and "sanitize" their hands every time they walk past the receptionists desk...ooooooooh, wer'e all gonna drop dead if we dont sanitize. Funny how wev'e managed to survive all these years without it....Douchebags

not sure how the whole things works in their minds.  They don't get any grime off there hands, just rub it around with some goo, really sounds like more of a mess than cleaning anything off their hands.  It's like taking a bath.

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Post by: MB_722 on August 02, 2010, 09:39:11 PM
I have OCD when it comes hand cleanliness. so fuck off :P
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Post by: jtsunami on August 02, 2010, 09:41:10 PM
I have OCD when it comes hand cleanliness. so fuck off :P


how does using a hand sanitizer in your mind clean anything though?  The dirt or grime isn't going anywhere except back on your hands.  Why not just wash them were the dirt goes down the drain and off your hands?

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Post by: James Blunt on August 02, 2010, 10:07:07 PM
You assholes are the reason I don't touch anything directly with my palms/fingers whenever I go anywhere. Thank you for making me feel less paranoid.

I watched a dude in the grocery line earlier sneeze right into his and and just carry on with his shopping cart. I'm not saying he should have done anythign else, but god damnit folks wash your hands when you can. 
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Post by: Doug_Steele on August 02, 2010, 10:21:45 PM
You assholes are the reason I don't touch anything directly with my palms/fingers whenever I go anywhere. Thank you for making me feel less paranoid.

I watched a dude in the grocery line earlier sneeze right into his and and just carry on with his shopping cart. I'm not saying he should have done anythign else, but god damnit folks wash your hands when you can. 

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Post by: kiwiol on August 02, 2010, 10:27:06 PM
Confucius say: Support Bacteria - it's the only culture some people have.
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Post by: JOHN MATRIX on August 02, 2010, 10:39:14 PM
Still better than have the boss coming out of the shitter and come shake your hand. And you clearly didn't hear the sound of water in between.


hahaha
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Post by: clownbaby on August 02, 2010, 10:40:28 PM
how does using a hand sanitizer in your mind clean anything though?  The dirt or grime isn't going anywhere except back on your hands.  Why not just wash them were the dirt goes down the drain and off your hands?



hand sanitizers are anti-bacterial you mental midget
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Post by: Croatch on August 02, 2010, 10:57:53 PM
haha, So true Groink.

I never wash my hands after...I....take a shit* or leak, jackoff, and never before I eat.
None of them.  People shake my hand all the time.
Winner..Croatch.
 ;D
*I actually get shit on my hand

The whole washing your hands after you piss, should only be done if you piss on yourself.  I've gotten pretty good at pissing though, after 30+ years.  Almost never get my hands wet.
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Post by: Palpatine Q on August 02, 2010, 11:03:20 PM
haha, So true Groink.

I never wash my hands after...I....take a shit* or leak, jackoff, and never before I eat.
None of them.  People shake my hand all the time.
Winner..Croatch.
 ;D
*I actually get shit on my hand

The whole washing your hands after you piss, should only be done if you piss on yourself.  I've gotten pretty good at pissing though, after 30+ years.  Almost never get my hands wet.

LOL....indeed croatch.

It's good to be very big and natural and dominate at the gym.

As a matter of fact I remember a funny story...i was training in a new gym and saw this huge sonofabitch walking by and i though "holy fuck..that dudes as big as I am"...then i realized it was my reflection in the mirror...LOLOLOL, I should have known  :D :D
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Post by: Croatch on August 03, 2010, 02:27:06 AM
LOL....indeed croatch.

It's good to be very big and natural and dominate at the gym.

As a matter of fact I remember a funny story...i was training in a new gym and saw this huge sonofabitch walking by and i though "holy fuck..that dudes as big as I am"...then i realized it was my reflection in the mirror...LOLOLOL, I should have known  :D :D
That reminds me of the story when I saw this guy at the gym...he was relatively strong, looked better than most, wearing some dumb ass natural tshirt, and had an arrogance about him that I was almost disgusted by.
Yes, I then looked away from the mirror.
Woosh.
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Post by: wes on August 03, 2010, 02:35:38 AM
LOL....indeed croatch.

It's good to be very big and natural and dominate at the gym.

As a matter of fact I remember a funny story...i was training in a new gym and saw this huge sonofabitch walking by and i though "holy fuck..that dudes as big as I am"...then i realized it was my reflection in the mirror...LOLOLOL, I should have known  :D :D
LOL  :)
Title: Re: What the fuck is the deal with Hand Sanitizers ???
Post by: Parker on August 03, 2010, 02:58:52 AM
Interestingly enough, a study showed that there is more bacteria on a doorknob than a public restroom.  :-X :-\
How about a public restroom's doorknob.

One time I was at a Buffet, there was this little kid who was in the bathroom, he apparently was "dropping the kids off at the pool", he didn't wash his hands, and then he proceeded to stick his fingers in different foods to taste them, including the rice pudding, jello, Apple Crisp, ice cream sprinkles and assorted dinner foods.
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Post by: MORTALCOIL on August 03, 2010, 04:58:32 AM
How about a public restroom's doorknob.

One time I was at a Buffet, there was this little kid who was in the bathroom, he apparently was "dropping the kids off at the pool", he didn't wash his hands, and then he proceeded to stick his fingers in different foods to taste them, including the rice pudding, jello, Apple Crisp, ice cream sprinkles and assorted dinner foods.

Too bad you didn't mention the color of his skin. The whole thread would have deviated into one of those fascinating race discussions we have here.
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Post by: Parker on August 03, 2010, 05:18:11 AM
Too bad you didn't mention the color of his skin. The whole thread would have deviated into one of those fascinating race discussions we have here.
I did in another thread, but it didn't need to be mentioned here. But, you are correct.
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Post by: bic_staedtler on August 03, 2010, 11:10:40 AM
haha, So true Groink.

I never wash my hands after...I....take a shit* or leak, jackoff, and never before I eat.
None of them.  People shake my hand all the time.
Winner..Croatch.
 ;D
*I actually get shit on my hand

The whole washing your hands after you piss, should only be done if you piss on yourself.  I've gotten pretty good at pissing though, after 30+ years.  Almost never get my hands wet.

....quite repulsive; hold your head high!  As for washing off urine, why fucking bother?  You don't wash off SHIT?!?...lol!  Urine is sterile, after all. 

I remember a post from ages ago where this dude in the gym would wash his hands BEFORE taking a piss.  That made sense to me; why risk getting some fucking fungal infection from some humanoid's monkey-sweat from the gym by pullin' out your cock before washing it?  Kinda makes no sense. 
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 03, 2010, 11:55:41 AM
....quite repulsive; hold your head high!  As for washing off urine, why fucking bother?  You don't wash off SHIT?!?...lol!  Urine is sterile, after all. 

I remember a post from ages ago where this dude in the gym would wash his hands BEFORE taking a piss.  That made sense to me; why risk getting some fucking fungal infection from some humanoid's monkey-sweat from the gym by pullin' out your cock before washing it?  Kinda makes no sense. 

So true.  Your dick should be the cleanest part (unless you just had anal sex).  You shower and put underwear on.  Your co ck is now protected from the elements.  All day you shake hands, handle money, touch crap all over and then touch your clean dick to take a piss.

My pet peeve is when I'm wiping my ass and my finger breaks through the toilet paper.  Brutal shit finger.
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Post by: TooMuchMuscle4U on August 03, 2010, 04:48:51 PM
Do you guys wipe your ass Front to Back or Back to Front  ???  ???
Title: Re: What the fuck is the deal with Hand Sanitizers ???
Post by: Nails on August 03, 2010, 04:52:14 PM
Do you guys wipe your ass Front to Back or Back to Front  ???  ???

Title: Re: What the fuck is the deal with Hand Sanitizers ???
Post by: Tapeworm on August 03, 2010, 05:31:28 PM
The only time I use it is after filling up at the gas station but I'm religious about it.  Have you seen some of these people?  :-X
Title: Re: What the fuck is the deal with Hand Sanitizers ???
Post by: Parker on August 03, 2010, 05:37:41 PM


My pet peeve is when I'm wiping my ass and my finger breaks through the toilet paper.  Brutal shit finger.
You need to step up to double ply and quilted, brah. It makes a world of a difference, especially when you fold and wipe...
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Post by: Doug_Steele on August 03, 2010, 05:56:50 PM
You need to step up to double ply and quilted, brah. It makes a world of a difference, especially when you fold and wipe...

Yea, but think about taking a dump and the water splashing back on your cheeks.  :-\
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Post by: Master Blaster on August 03, 2010, 06:08:24 PM
brutal sniff test
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Post by: Doug_Steele on August 03, 2010, 06:10:26 PM
The only time I use it is after filling up at the gas station but I'm religious about it.  Have you seen some of these people?  :-X

Yea, i had to use it while living in W.V. and definitely Ohio.  ;)
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Post by: kh300 on August 03, 2010, 06:12:55 PM
So true.  Your dick should be the cleanest part (unless you just had anal sex).  You shower and put underwear on.  Your co ck is now protected from the elements.  All day you shake hands, handle money, touch crap all over and then touch your clean dick to take a piss.

My pet peeve is when I'm wiping my ass and my finger breaks through the toilet paper.  Brutal shit finger.

Not in my case. About an hour into my day I begin to grow a film of 'ball slim' that gets thicker as the day goes on.
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Post by: jtsunami on August 03, 2010, 06:55:23 PM
hand sanitizers are anti-bacterial you mental midget

I understand that, but if you have dirty hands, it will still be on there, the dirt, just wash your damn hands with soap instead and get the dirt and kill the germs are the same time.  Killing germ's gimme a break I could carry around a thing of rubbing alcohol to do that too, after I touch something, hand sanitizers are just stupid.

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Post by: owner76 on August 04, 2010, 05:19:02 AM
I use a scented one after taking a few puffs off of a Ganja stick... Works wonders, with a little Visine...

 8)