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Title: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 21, 2010, 11:54:47 AM
I have decided to put my reputation on the line to educate getbig on what science has to teach us about bodybuilding.

josh has been desperate to challenge people on this site to help motivate him to get in shape. While i myself have suffered with a combination of various bodybuilding experiments, injuries, greed and laziness.

please see this thread for a tongue in cheek story of my past failures:

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=345823.0

times have changed however i am now 100% happy with both my workout routine and diet, and while all roads lead to Rome - some are easier / more pleasant than others - this is what i will prove by taking up this challenge.

I propose josh and i both post starting pics - relaxed, front double bi, and most muscular ( in underwear - no homo), along with weight and measurements.

I also propose josh and i both post our diet and training logs - in the nutrition and training sections of getbigs boards. to detail exactly what we are doing.

if he agrees to these conditions i am happy to start at a date if his choosing.

i propose Feb 1st as the end date to this comp - it is a while away, but there is also Xmas, thanksgiving etc etc in between.

i also have a stag in Krakow, weddings, nights out with lots of lovely ladies to attend.

this challenge will show that it is possible to enjoy yourself, and still get in shape.

i hope you all enjoy this, it will be interesting if nothing else.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: drkaje on August 21, 2010, 12:13:34 PM
Reputation?! :)

All the best but this will probably suck balls. Things have gotten too freaking boring around here to follow even challenge threads or any of the other gay crap people do for attention these days.

Besides, I really thought you'd be too busy as the editor for Harrison's Principles of Internal Medicine to post here or work out much. :)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Jonny34 on August 21, 2010, 12:29:37 PM
 Team Nasser falling apart even worse. ;D Nothing but a bunch of fags and fatasses.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 21, 2010, 12:33:02 PM
you dont believe me ?

when have i ever lied here ?

i just posted a pic of me at my worse ever condition - 2 years of no workouts, no regard to diet - bad rotator injuries will do that to you  :(

i have nothing to lose.

i try to educate getbiggers in what the latest science says regarding workouts and diet - many here ignore my advice for some reason.

so i will put my reputation on the line.

bodybuilding used to be about having fun while getting fit and strong. i will prove that that can be done, by anyone even an obese, blah blah blah
Team Nasser falling apart even worse. ;D Nothing but a bunch of fags and fatasses.

team nasser admires one of the greatest bodybuilders that ever lived - a man that radiates intellect and has a physique to match.

nasser is a huge insperation to myself and the team members.

i will not let him or the team down.

also rhymetime - only the 1st pic and the 4th pic are of me - i do not know who that guy with the smiley mask is i posted it before as a joke. it was off lyle mcdonalds body recomposition site.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: drkaje on August 21, 2010, 12:39:26 PM
Has anyone but me noticed how obsessed Arabs are with promoting Nasser?

Probably a cool guy and shit but you'd think he won The Olympia 20 years straight and invented the squat rack by how they go on. :)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 21, 2010, 12:44:01 PM
i am 100% Scottish.  ???

unless arabia is somewhere near Scotland i think you are talking out of your rectum - Dr  ::)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: dave19 on August 21, 2010, 12:56:58 PM
I like the idea. At least he's trying to practice what he preaches.

If this will motivate you to get in shape it's great anyway.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: War-Horse on August 21, 2010, 01:13:12 PM
This is a good thing for fatpanda to do. I actualy think there are more getbiggers on this site with sad physiques (no meaness intended) than there are of ones that actually look like bodybuilders.   I mean how many getbiggers actually turn heads in real life???

Ursus, honour, mindspin, mobil, meso78 and a few others.    The rest of you know who you are and should use this as motivation to get on the road to recovery now. And remember to enjoy the journey because the destination is only half the fun.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 21, 2010, 01:31:12 PM
i obviously 100% agree on all terms,...awesome that someone has the balls to do the challenge ( NOT PUSSY LIKE GOODRUM)

interesting subscript
loser has to read on video and post it on here a poem/lines/short script written by the winner saying how he (loser) got crushed by winner and how superior the winner is (winner can write whatever he wants, loser HAS TO say it), while holding up a sign saying "I am a pussy because fat panda/disturbia crushed my soul"

but for sure, I am definitely in

weeeeeeeee good times
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 21, 2010, 02:22:09 PM
i'm in - what start date would you like ? sunday the 29th ok ?

measurements i feel we should include are:
1. waist at belly button point
2. chest
3. bis
4. quads
5. calves
6. forearms

cm's ok for the measurement ? lbs ok for weight ?

If you are agreed, on sunday the 29th, we both post the following pics:
1. standing relaxed
2. front double bi
3. most muscular
4. rear double bi

we both post the measurements mentioned above.

we both start diet logs and record every meal (grams of protein, carbs and fat )and daily calorie level we consume. ( we both use fit day so this should be fine)

we both start training logs and record every set and exercise we do , (weights, reps and sets of all).

we can record both here in this thread to keep things local. perhaps ron would make this a sticky ?

also i propose we leave the thread here to allow the getbig gimmicks and regular posters alike to abuse us/amuse us.

also - if you are still getting help from disgusted on diet etc training etc it should be declared here in advance.

agreed?

any questions ?
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: drkaje on August 21, 2010, 02:27:21 PM
Seems like someone wants to see Josh in a thong real bad. :)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 21, 2010, 02:36:56 PM
Seems like someone wants to see Josh in a thong real bad. :)

why don't you post a pic dr ?

it can't be any worse than mine at my worse - surely ?
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 21, 2010, 02:40:40 PM
josh, how will we decide who wins ?

who will decide ? obviously i am hated by all the tiny tits, fools, and delusionals that i have owned on various occassions over the years. so i want to be judged by an impartial judge - its not like we are pros  :D

any ideas ?
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: drkaje on August 21, 2010, 02:43:06 PM
why don't you post a pic dr ?

it can't be any worse than mine at my worse - surely ?

My pics have been up on the "soapy suds" thread for a long time. They're definitely nothing special, LOL!

I thought Josh was busy competing with Vince.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 21, 2010, 02:52:20 PM
My pics have been up on the "soapy suds" thread for a long time. They're definitely nothing special, LOL!

I thought Josh was busy competing with Vince.
:-X i won't be looking for them.

your pics are safe.

venom vince didn't want to compete with josh.

which is a pity as it would have been good publicity for his bee pollen business.  :D
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: newmom on August 21, 2010, 02:54:59 PM
So who determines the winner? If you start the same day, shouldn't pics be posted? how long? is this the same challenge as with Vince,

looser cannot post here nor under gimmicks?
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 21, 2010, 03:00:42 PM
So who determines the winner? If you start the same day, shouldn't pics be posted? how long? is this the same challenge as with Vince,

looser cannot post here nor under gimmicks?

when i beat josh i do not want him to have to leave.

perhaps someone can volunteer to be an impartial judge.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fallsview on August 21, 2010, 03:03:20 PM
Who ever has their Nutrient Timing down pat,  will win.  They both need to know their bodies and when to feed them.  Melvin "YODA" Goodrum lost a considerable amount of fat.  Maybe they should "consult" with Melvin even though every person is different, he might be able to direct them in the right path in order to get them a "Goodrum" physique.  
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 21, 2010, 03:04:23 PM
i am an avid promoter of nutrient timing.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: drkaje on August 21, 2010, 03:10:33 PM
which is a pity as it would have been good publicity for his bee pollen business.  :D
I can only imagine it would have been something like from 0:10 to 0:47



(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h163/drkaje/Fatty.jpg)

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h163/drkaje/IMG_0002-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 21, 2010, 03:23:08 PM
loser has to read on video and post it on here a poem/lines/short script written by the winner saying how he (loser) got crushed by winner and how superior the winner is (winner can write whatever he wants, loser HAS TO say it), while holding up a sign saying "I am a pussy because fat panda/disturbia crushed my soul"


all the set rules and mesurements and starting date are all fine with me

one thing I will not post is my workouts,....they are different than normal and there is no purpose in posting them. That is a definite no. I will post what I eat. Im fine with all the stipulations you stated. Aug 29th start--Feb 1 end, all good.

Ron, Grant and Mindspin determine who wins, they are ultra impartial

I am working with no one in diet, my mentor(s) have deserted me.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 21, 2010, 03:25:36 PM
heres another rule

Basile and Howard cannot EVER post in this thread, and if they do it gets deleted by a mod
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: chaos on August 21, 2010, 03:27:30 PM
I'll judge. 8)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 21, 2010, 03:30:06 PM
I'll judge. 8)

im fine with that---I think you would be impartial, although the one with the biggest cankles may have an inside shot at the title
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 21, 2010, 03:31:20 PM
loser has to read on video and post it on here a poem/lines/short script written by the winner saying how he (loser) got crushed by winner and how superior the winner is (winner can write whatever he wants, loser HAS TO say it), while holding up a sign saying "I am a pussy because fat panda/disturbia crushed my soul"


all the set rules and mesurements and starting date are all fine with me

one thing I will not post is my workouts,....they are different than normal and there is no purpose in posting them. That is a definite no. I will post what I eat. Im fine with all the stipulations you stated. Aug 29th start--Feb 1 end, all good.

Ron, Grant and Mindspin determine who wins, they are ultra impartial

I am working with no one in diet, my mentor(s) have deserted me.

whats the problem with posting your workout? pm me.

as for chaos - guy doesn't like me  :'( - he's another i have owned
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: chaos on August 21, 2010, 03:32:06 PM
im fine with that---I think you would be impartial, although the one with the biggest cankles may have an inside shot at the title
I'm thinking the one with the smoothest head on their shoulders.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 21, 2010, 03:33:17 PM
whats the problem with posting your workout? pm me.

as for chaos - guy doesn't like me  :'( - he's another i have owned

I just dont want to post my workout--its different than standard and putting it public may squash my self esteem even more and push me to go back to a standard bodybuilding routine---i'll think about it


also---think again if u think Im tossing a pic up of myself in underwear---I'll put one up in casual shorts or something, no human who wants to keep their meal down wants to see me in underwear
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 21, 2010, 03:37:00 PM
I just dont want to post my workout--its different than standard and putting it public may squash my self esteem even more and push me to go back to a standard bodybuilding routine---i'll think about it


also---think again if u think Im tossing a pic up of myself in underwear---I'll put one up in casual shorts or something, no human who wants to keep their meal down wants to see me in underwear
;D fair enough regarding the underwear.

as long as i can see ur glutes  ;D (joke - i really do not want )

pm me your workout then - i will not reveal it.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 21, 2010, 03:38:20 PM
;D fair enough regarding the underwear.

as long as i can see ur glutes  ;D (joke - i really do not want )

pm me your workout then - i will not reveal it.


not happenin
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 21, 2010, 03:40:27 PM
not happenin

what going on josh  ???

i will get major stick when i post my workout.

pm me details and if i reveal it ron can delete my account for ever.

i would not though - as i give you my word.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 21, 2010, 03:41:15 PM
I can only imagine it would have been something like from 0:10 to 0:47



(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h163/drkaje/Fatty.jpg)

(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h163/drkaje/IMG_0002-1.jpg)


you are too cool looking for a doctor  ;D
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 21, 2010, 03:47:30 PM
what going on josh  ???

i will get major stick when i post my workout.

pm me details and if i reveal it ron can delete my account for ever.

i would not though - as i give you my word.

subject closed
you have every single stipulation except that one,....its no big deal if that isnt posted

wanna do this or what?
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: newmom on August 21, 2010, 03:48:56 PM
ImO there should be 3 judges..

So far, chaos is a good choice. Fatpanda, he would be impartial
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: newmom on August 21, 2010, 03:49:33 PM
you are too cool looking for a doctor  ;D

Let's not loose our heads now, shall we
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Butterbean on August 21, 2010, 03:55:13 PM
Will you be posting weekly progress pics?   This could be very motivating!
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 21, 2010, 03:55:54 PM
subject closed
you have every single stipulation except that one,....its no big deal if that isnt posted

wanna do this or what?

well this is where i am dubious.

for example you could be doing nothing but cardio and popping dnp like they are candy- with zero regard for mass maintenance.

meanwhile i'm trying to balance mass /fat loss by lifting, cardio diet.

how will the judges see it - conditioning > mass retention etc

what is this anyway? general fitness goal, bodybuilding comp ? which?

i can understand you not wanting the public to know - thats your right, but i think its only fair that you at least tell me. especially as i will be posting every workout, my reasoning for those workouts etc

newmom-chaos is a buddy of josh's, and attacks me constantly - while i have had some jokes with him and do not dislike him. i do not want to be forced to post a video on youtube because someones friend decided he looked better.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: newmom on August 21, 2010, 03:59:56 PM

newmom - i can understand you not wanting the public to know - thats your right, but i think its only fair that you at least tell me. especially as i will be posting every workout, my reasoning for those workouts etc

chaos is a buddy of josh's, and attacks me constantly - while i have had some jokes with him and do not dislike him. i do not want to be forced to post a video on youtube because someones friend decided he looked better.

Fatpanda, am I tad taking back. I don't think you are correct referring to me with that post. I think it was Disturbia regarding posting publicly about workouts.

As far as who is buddies with whom, no clue if they are not but I could see chaos as impartial but understand your reasoning behind not wanting him to
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 21, 2010, 04:01:41 PM
i will be lifting weights 4x a week and doing cardio 6x a week

i dont even know what dnp is

i cannot take any steroids or clen or anything due to the medication I am on, it would literally be suicide (watch 326 people tell me to take it all now lol)

i just dont want to post how much weight I am lifting thats all, I take like 20 seconds between sets, so its not a lot of weight, thats the whole story. The final look is total body improvement, weight loss, muscle conditioning,...best overall improvement
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 21, 2010, 04:02:03 PM
Will you be posting weekly progress pics?   This could be very motivating!

don't fancy weekly, but monthly would be fine with me.

i hope you enjoy this  :)

sorry newmom - yes i was directing that at josh.

yours was the chaos bit.

we could always have a general getbig/friends judges and official judges.

the two groups could argue their points for the rest of getbig.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 21, 2010, 04:04:13 PM
i will be lifting weights 4x a week and doing cardio 6x a week

i dont even know what dnp is

i cannot take any steroids or clen or anything due to the medication I am on, it would literally be suicide (watch 326 people tell me to take it all now lol)

i just dont want to post how much weight I am lifting thats all, I take like 20 seconds between sets, so its not a lot of weight, thats the whole story. The final look is total body improvement, weight loss, muscle conditioning,...best overall improvement

ok thats good enough for me,

i thought you were going to tell me you were doing zumba or something  :o ;D

i propose for judges - wavelength, true adonis, leafy bug, bigbobs, sherief, pellius, and seva
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: newmom on August 21, 2010, 04:05:49 PM
i will be lifting weights 4x a week and doing cardio 6x a week

i dont even know what dnp is

i cannot take any steroids or clen or anything due to the medication I am on, it would literally be suicide (watch 326 people tell me to take it all now lol)

i just dont want to post how much weight I am lifting thats all, I take like 20 seconds between sets, so its not a lot of weight, thats the whole story. The final look is total body improvement, weight loss, muscle conditioning,...best overall improvement

only 326? I think your forgetting the lurkers Disturbia. ;D

I don't think you need to post what or how much if you don't want to. Isn't the end result that matters??
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Master Blaster on August 21, 2010, 04:09:44 PM
I just dont want to post my workout--its different than standard and putting it public may squash my self esteem even more and push me to go back to a standard bodybuilding routine---i'll think about it


Some kind of radical training routine? Sounds interesting...

Personally I've been doing a lot of push ups lately, which is definitely not hard core enough for this crowd.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 21, 2010, 04:12:40 PM
ok thats good enough for me,

i thought you were going to tell me you were doing zumba or something  :o ;D

i propose for judges - wavelength, true adonis, leafy bug, bigbobs, sherief, pellius, and seva

fine
i dont care who judges
lets just have fun and get in shape

and get your sign ready to hold up while you read what I write for you to say

cause yerrrrrr goin downnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: newmom on August 21, 2010, 05:04:00 PM
Ding Ding..Good luck Gentlemen

Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: chaos on August 21, 2010, 05:20:08 PM


as for chaos - guy doesn't like me  :'( - he's another i have owned
No problems fagpanda I can be impartial.

Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 21, 2010, 05:22:55 PM
No problems fagpanda I can be impartial.



Tanktank has a brotehr named Memphis
4 years ago Memphis had a litter of pups with another American Staff
I am going to look at one of the dogs to possibly adopt

I may be adopting Tanktanks nephew in 2 hours  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: WillGrant on August 21, 2010, 05:33:10 PM
ImO there should be 3 judges..

So far, chaos is a good choice. Fatpanda, he would be impartial

No..

I'll judge , I have no problem with either Josh or FP and they b oth know ill be honest in evaluating.

Edit:you going to reveal what your Paranoia based PM's were about or not ? ???
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 21, 2010, 05:36:38 PM
Tanktanks nephew you coksukers, this is hugeeeeeeeeee
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: newmom on August 21, 2010, 05:39:04 PM
Tanktanks nephew you coksukers, this is hugeeeeeeeeee

got a name picked out yet?
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: WillGrant on August 21, 2010, 05:42:40 PM
Tanktanks nephew you coksukers, this is hugeeeeeeeeee
For later on  :D

http://www.boobcritic.com/page/3/ (http://www.boobcritic.com/page/3/)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: chaos on August 21, 2010, 05:44:05 PM
Tanktank has a brotehr named Memphis
4 years ago Memphis had a litter of pups with another American Staff
I am going to look at one of the dogs to possibly adopt

I may be adopting Tanktanks nephew in 2 hours  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Could be good news. Is he a big guy?



BTW, WillGrant will definitely be a better judge of other mens bodies than me, knock yourself out Billy. ;)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: WillGrant on August 21, 2010, 05:46:24 PM




BTW, WillGrant will definitely be a better judge of other mens bodies than me, knock yourself out Billy. ;)
And that comment alone proves you wont be impartial also calling FP "fag"panda.  ;)

Kiwiol and tbombz would also be good honest evaluators.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fallsview on August 21, 2010, 05:54:14 PM
i am an avid promoter of nutrient timing.

Fatpanda is on board!  Sir,  you get this right...the skies the limit.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: chaos on August 21, 2010, 05:54:46 PM
And that comment alone proves you wont be impartial also calling FP "fag"panda.  ;)

Kiwiol and tbombz would also be good honest evaluators.
FagPanda knows it was ballbusting, not everyone takes the internet as serious as you do Billy.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 21, 2010, 05:56:13 PM
got a name picked out yet?

you know the name picked out dipshitconeheadedcanklea saurus
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: newmom on August 21, 2010, 05:57:34 PM
you know the name picked out dipshitconeheadedcanklea saurus

has a nice ring to it
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: WillGrant on August 21, 2010, 05:58:14 PM
FagPanda knows it was ballbusting, not everyone takes the internet as serious as you do Billy.
Not serious just honest ,but on serious how many posts do you have *cough*  ;D
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: chaos on August 21, 2010, 06:04:09 PM
Not serious just honest ,but on serious how many posts do you have *cough*  ;D
And serious, how many stupid pictures have you posted in a lame attempt to replace Mars?

*cough* *cough* :-*

And LOL @ you claiming to be honest. ;D
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Mr Nobody on August 21, 2010, 06:08:45 PM
 A race to the finish.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 21, 2010, 06:18:48 PM
No problems fagpanda I can be impartial.


;D ok cankles

i would also be happy for will grant to judge  8)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: WillGrant on August 21, 2010, 06:37:43 PM
And serious, how many stupid pictures have you posted in a lame attempt to replace Mars?

*cough* *cough* :-*

And LOL @ you claiming to be honest. ;D
25k posts on a message board , most of your posts are on the Y board and are they included in those 25k ? and here you are saying the internets not serious hahaha epic no life.

A lame attempt to replace Mars ? haha no one can replace Mars cankles , I was posting those pics whilst Mars was here.

Sounds like NM is telling you what to say  ;D
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 21, 2010, 06:42:32 PM
can you dbags keep it on subject plz?

And of course on Tanktanks nephew possible adoption in 20 minutes
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: chaos on August 21, 2010, 06:47:29 PM
25k posts on a message board , most of your posts are on the Y board and are they included in those 25k ? and here you are saying the internets not serious hahaha epic no life.

A lame attempt to replace Mars ? haha no one can replace Mars cankles , I was posting those pics whilst Mars was here.

Sounds like NM is telling you what to say  ;D
Keep swinging kid, you've always been a coattailer. Just ask Woten. ;) :-*


can you dbags keep it on subject plz?

And of course on Tanktanks nephew possible adoption in 20 minutes
Pics?
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: 225for70 on August 21, 2010, 06:49:16 PM
Team Nasser falling apart even worse. ;D Nothing but a bunch of fags and fatasses.

I know the first and third pics are fatPanda....However, are the other him to...

OMG how could someone that talks so much shit look so bad
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: chaos on August 21, 2010, 07:19:42 PM
I know the first and third pics are fatPanda....However, are the other him to...

OMG how could someone that talks so much shit look so bad
I think FP said the first and fourth pics were him, spitting image of Andy Garcia, no?
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: chaos on August 21, 2010, 07:25:33 PM
can you dbags keep it on subject plz?

And of course on Tanktanks nephew possible adoption in 20 minutes

Well what happened?
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Vince B on August 21, 2010, 07:25:53 PM
The inmates have taken over the Asylum!
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: che on August 21, 2010, 07:27:32 PM
I'll be a judge
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: chaos on August 21, 2010, 07:30:02 PM
The inmates have taken over the Asylum!
The flotsam always rise to the top.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: mass 04 on August 21, 2010, 07:34:41 PM
The inmates have taken over the Asylum!
shut the fuck up
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: chaos on August 21, 2010, 07:36:45 PM
shut the fuck up
;D
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: newmom on August 21, 2010, 07:40:21 PM
I'll be a judge

good idea
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: che on August 21, 2010, 07:50:45 PM
good idea
Thanks NM I love you.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: SgtSpar on August 21, 2010, 08:36:11 PM
I'll judge too if you want me to.  I don't have a problem with either of you and I will give my honest opinion.  Whether you want me to judge or not, Che would be a good judge.  While he and I disagree on some things, I have no doubt he would be a good choice.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: newmom on August 21, 2010, 08:37:09 PM
Thanks NM I love you.

what's not to love. A big mouth chick, that dropped a harley and has a moustache..CHEERS..

Back to thread

when does the contest start and end?

Did you get the pup
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Doug_Steele on August 21, 2010, 08:50:29 PM
what's not to love. A big mouth chick, that dropped a harley and has a moustacheGreat body..CHEERS..

Back to thread

when does the contest start and end?

Did you get the pup

 8)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 21, 2010, 09:11:41 PM
no dog
I decided I dont want to own a dog, I just want to visit  dogs. No one can replace Tanktank

On another note I nearly died for you bitches---I was at the hotel my buddy works at and started to choke on a piece of food, couldnt breathe, turned red, nearly passed out and on the probably last conscious cough it went flying out. I was fuking pouring sweat---that was freaky
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: che on August 21, 2010, 09:22:11 PM
I'll judge too if you want me to.  I don't have a problem with either of you and I will give my honest opinion.  Whether you want me to judge or not, Che would be a good judge.  While he and I disagree on some things, I have no doubt he would be a good choice.

Thanks SgtSpar ,I love you
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: chaos on August 21, 2010, 09:31:52 PM
no dog
I decided I dont want to own a dog, I just want to visit  dogs. No one can replace Tanktank

On another note I nearly died for you bitches---I was at the hotel my buddy works at and started to choke on a piece of food, couldnt breathe, turned red, nearly passed out and on the probably last conscious cough it went flying out. I was fuking pouring sweat---that was freaky
What happened with the dog?

What kind of food were you eating?
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 21, 2010, 09:38:47 PM
What happened with the dog?

What kind of food were you eating?

just simply realized I dont want a dog

it was a tomato

damn vegetables
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: chaos on August 21, 2010, 09:46:46 PM
Death by tomato? I would have lost the deathpool on that one.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: 225for70 on August 21, 2010, 10:20:22 PM
I think FP said the first and fourth pics were him, spitting image of Andy Garcia, no?

haha, all science...

That body is literally hundreds of hours of reading scientific studies on exercise and dieting.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 22, 2010, 06:00:32 AM
haha, all science...

That body is literally hundreds of hours of reading scientific studies on exercise and dieting.

why don't you join in this comp - and show us all what you have learned  ::)

you wont however as gimmicks never post their pics  :o  ::)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: 225for70 on August 22, 2010, 09:01:24 AM
why don't you join in this comp - and show us all what you have learned  ::)

you wont however as gimmicks never post their pics  :o  ::)


Fatpanda i hope you do well. I can't sugar coat it anymore, You look like shit bro. :o
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on August 22, 2010, 09:11:56 AM
I have decided to put my reputation on the line to educate getbig on what science has to teach us about bodybuilding.

josh has been desperate to challenge people on this site to help motivate him to get in shape. While i myself have suffered with a combination of various bodybuilding experiments, injuries, greed and laziness.

please see this thread for a tongue in cheek story of my past failures:

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=345823.0

times have changed however i am now 100% happy with both my workout routine and diet, and while all roads lead to Rome - some are easier / more pleasant than others - this is what i will prove by taking up this challenge.

I propose josh and i both post starting pics - relaxed, front double bi, and most muscular ( in underwear - no homo), along with weight and measurements.

I also propose josh and i both post our diet and training logs - in the nutrition and training sections of getbigs boards. to detail exactly what we are doing.

if he agrees to these conditions i am happy to start at a date if his choosing.

i propose Feb 1st as the end date to this comp - it is a while away, but there is also Xmas, thanksgiving etc etc in between.

i also have a stag in Krakow, weddings, nights out with lots of lovely ladies to attend.

this challenge will show that it is possible to enjoy yourself, and still get in shape.

i hope you all enjoy this, it will be interesting if nothing else.

LOL!
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 22, 2010, 09:15:56 AM

Fatpanda i hope you do well. I can't sugar coat it anymore, You look like shit bro. :o


i'll take that as a no then shall i  ::)

theres a shock  ::)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 22, 2010, 09:46:23 AM
i'll take that as a no then shall i  ::)

theres a shock  ::)

dude
dont worry about others
just do the competition against me and shut some people up

facts are facts, we do both look like shit right now
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: ManBearPig... on August 22, 2010, 10:22:06 AM
no dog
I decided I dont want to own a dog, I just want to visit  dogs. No one can replace Tanktank

On another note I nearly died for you bitches---I was at the hotel my buddy works at and started to choke on a piece of food, couldnt breathe, turned red, nearly passed out and on the probably last conscious cough it went flying out. I was fuking pouring sweat---that was freaky

just read a book on this last week:
(http://www.mobipocket.com/eBooks/cover_remote/ID115/9781400032709_9781400032709.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: SgtSpar on August 22, 2010, 12:41:33 PM
Thanks SgtSpar ,I love you

Can I get a "no homo" with that?
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 23, 2010, 06:45:48 PM
bump for pat fanda so his lazy ass doesnt back out
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 24, 2010, 11:36:42 AM
bump for pat fanda so his lazy ass doesnt back out

i'm ready big man  ;)

i have been jotting down some of my ideas /theory's on training and nutrition, so i can explain my practices in a clear and understandable manner when we start. - i have a very eclectic thought pattern, and tend to think of a hundred different things at once. this sometimes means i go off in tangents.

i was looking at your last off season pic - i fancy my chances ;D
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: dr.chimps on August 24, 2010, 11:41:44 AM
Clash of the titans.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 24, 2010, 02:15:43 PM
Clash of the titans. lets be real here  ::)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 24, 2010, 02:18:58 PM
i'm ready big man  ;)

i have been jotting down some of my ideas /theory's on training and nutrition, so i can explain my practices in a clear and understandable manner when we start. - i have a very eclectic thought pattern, and tend to think of a hundred different things at once. this sometimes means i go off in tangents.

i was looking at your last off season pic - i fancy my chances ;D

good grief man i fancied goodrums chances against me,...its not like you are competing against Jay Cutler here
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 24, 2010, 02:25:25 PM
good grief man i fancied goodrums chances against me,...its not like you are competing against Jay Cutler here

enough of your negativity mortal !

never forget - we are titans among twinks !

My name is fatpanda and this is my story  ;)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 25, 2010, 03:11:16 PM
fap hander doesnt seem to keen on keeping this on the first page
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 26, 2010, 03:26:15 PM
you are in for a hard fall josh !

the panda is mad  >:(

Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 26, 2010, 03:29:04 PM
you are in for a hard fall josh !

the panda is mad  >:(



post a pic fathead so I can see what Im up against
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 29, 2010, 07:40:45 PM
lets go retard its day 1--lets see your pics--I always post mine up, lets see someone else step up to the plate and post first
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 30, 2010, 11:23:32 AM
shocking another pussy backing out
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 30, 2010, 12:26:06 PM
shocking another pussy backing out

shut your mouth nutjob  >:(

i tried all day yesterday to log on here, and today i've been busy.

chill.

this was me 1 year ago, after taking a long lay off from training due to torn rotators.

Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 30, 2010, 12:29:10 PM
this was me yesterday (sunday) morning - after well over 30 double vodkas on friday - nothing but kitkat chocolate biscuits and lots of water and pain killers on saturday.

Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: The Ugly on August 30, 2010, 12:29:47 PM
shut your mouth nutjob  >:(

i tried all day yesterday to log on here, and today i've been busy.

chill.

this was me 1 year ago, after taking a long lay off from training due to torn rotators.



Toiletry abuse.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: dr.chimps on August 30, 2010, 12:30:49 PM
shut your mouth nutjob  >:(

i tried all day yesterday to log on here, and today i've been busy.

chill.

this was me 1 year ago, after taking a long lay off from training due to torn rotators.
I see your injuries in no way prevented you from stuffing your mouth with food.  
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 30, 2010, 12:35:53 PM
solid --- you wont even post the pictures that YOU wanted put up for the contest

i smell a huge failure coming up
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 30, 2010, 12:46:08 PM
chillax - here is how i really looked on sunday morning.

my measurements are:

weight : 253.75lbs
waist: 123cm
chest: 123cm
arms: 41.5 cm
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: boonasty on August 30, 2010, 12:51:04 PM


props for your progress.

did you just load up at costco or do you have some kind of product ocd?
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: dr.chimps on August 30, 2010, 12:53:39 PM
chillax - here is how i really looked on sunday morning.

my measurements are:

weight : 253.75lbs
waist: 123cm
chest: 123cm
arms: 41.5 cm
Splooge on mirror noted. Dirty brute.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 30, 2010, 12:58:58 PM
lol you think you are gonna beat me? wanna up the ante?

oh ill post tonight when i get back--just leaving
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on August 30, 2010, 01:01:35 PM
nice nipplehair panda.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 30, 2010, 01:07:51 PM
ok as promised i started a training and diet log - it also details my thoughts on training and diet for those interested. i will update it every day for the duration of the competition. i will also post more pics on the last sunday of every month.

i hope you all enjoy this  ;)

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=346726.0
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 30, 2010, 01:10:50 PM
lol you think you are gonna beat me? wanna up the ante?

oh ill post tonight when i get back--just leaving

we'll see josh. i am quietly confident.

i had a major drinking session on friday in which i made a fool of myself with a girl i liked.

so i am now off drink and focussed - at least untill i travel to poland in november for a stag weekend  :D

even if i do lose, i will look better than i do now, as will you so we will both win in a way.

however dont get your hopes up - i never lose.  ;)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 30, 2010, 01:12:58 PM
(http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/resources/Titanic.jpg?timestamp=1245703636376)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 30, 2010, 01:15:07 PM
(http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/resources/Titanic.jpg?timestamp=1245703636376)

you seem to have spilled over in that shot josh  :-\ holding major water  ;D
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: dr.chimps on August 30, 2010, 01:16:24 PM
(http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/resources/Titanic.jpg?timestamp=1245703636376)
Hehe. I think I can just make out FP rearranging the deck chairs.   ;D
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 30, 2010, 01:16:35 PM
where are the pics  ??? the stats  ??? the thong shots  ;D
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 30, 2010, 01:19:42 PM
feel free to join team panda guys and add your support to the crushing of josh.

as a team member you are officially allowed to use the team logo :
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on August 30, 2010, 01:24:17 PM
not trying to be a prick, but have you ever been in shape? i mean looking like a bodybuilder? just curious
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 30, 2010, 01:36:22 PM
not trying to be a prick, but have you ever been in shape? i mean looking like a bodybuilder? just curious

have you ?  :D

you'll see me 'looking' like a bodybuilder within a few months.

will that suffice ?
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: SF1900 on August 30, 2010, 01:42:50 PM
Fatpanda, you seem to know a great about lifting and dieting, etc. But why don't you look the part?  :-\
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 30, 2010, 01:50:48 PM
injuries, stress, depression, , greed, jobs, life etc

i have looked a lot better, and i will again.

how do you look ? like a bodybuilder i presume ?
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: SF1900 on August 30, 2010, 01:54:53 PM
injuries, stress, depression, , greed, jobs, life etc

i have looked a lot better, and i will again.

how do you look ? like a bodybuilder i presume ?

Nah, not so much.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on August 30, 2010, 02:02:18 PM
have you ?  :D

you'll see me 'looking' like a bodybuilder within a few months.

will that suffice ?
yes, but now i look like a pile of shit. you didn't answer the question, just wondering cause it almost always easier to come in shape if you have been in shape before.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: no one on August 30, 2010, 02:14:44 PM
chillax - here is how i really looked on sunday morning.

my measurements are:

weight : 253.75lbs
waist: 123cm
chest: 123cm
arms: 41.5 cm

ahahahahahahaha what the fuck- are you trying to flex?!?! flex what?! ahahahahahahahahahahahah a

oh god you are fucked. i thought you being homeless due to metal illness was a joke. apparently it is no laughing matter. keep up the good work, you fat fuck.
.
ahahahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 30, 2010, 02:18:03 PM
yes, but now i look like a pile of shit. you didn't answer the question, just wondering cause it almost always easier to come in shape if you have been in shape before.

i have been much thinner before - 140lbs (lean with some muscle)

i have also been much heavier - over 280 ( fat with loads of muscle)

i year ago i was fat with no muscle.

now i'd say i was fat with some muscle  :D

in 6 months i hope to be ripped with some more muscle  8)
ahahahahahahaha what the fuck- are you trying to flex?!?! flex what?! ahahahahahahahahahahahah a

oh god you are fucked. i thought you being homeless due to metal illness was a joke. apparently it is no laughing matter. keep up the good work, you fat fuck.
.
ahahahahahahahahahahaha

you will never post a pic because you look worse - that says it all really.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 30, 2010, 02:35:00 PM
You have 16 inch arms at 40% BF.. Brutal. I am sorry Fatpanda, I do not wish to hurt you any more.

you have 0.6 inch arms at 6% bf, and you are out massed by a common starving thai whore  :-\
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: no one on August 30, 2010, 02:35:35 PM

you will never post a pic because you look worse - that says it all really.


dude, NOBODY looks worse than you.

your seriously fucked, arent you? like mentally defunct.

when you look in the mirror you actually see muscle? ahahahahahahahaha this is fucking great!

oh god ahahahahahahahahahahah
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 30, 2010, 02:37:44 PM
dude, NOBODY looks worse than you.

your seriously fucked, arent you? like mentally defunct.

when you look in the mirror you actually see muscle? ahahahahahahahaha this is fucking great!

oh god ahahahahahahahahahahah

post 1 pic then, go on. prove your bullshit.

Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: affeman on August 30, 2010, 02:38:56 PM
You have 16 inch arms at 40% BF.. Brutal. I am sorry Fatpanda, I do not wish to hurt you any more.

I weigh almost 35 kg less and my arms are the same size. :D
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on August 30, 2010, 02:43:51 PM
I rarely if ever knock anyone's physique no matter what kind of shape or how delusional they might come across but FP, out of all seriousness you need to rethink the "calorie is a calorie" thing and understand that 200 calories isn't the same as a 200 calorie donut. 
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 30, 2010, 02:46:31 PM
I weigh almost 35 kg less and my arms are the same size. :D

the sad thing about that is i haven't worked my arms directly in over 3 years  :-\ and your are the same size ? how many workouts have you put into those bad boys ?

I rarely if ever knock anyone's physique no matter what kind of shape or how delusional they might come across but FP, out of all seriousness you need to rethink the "calorie is a calorie" thing and understand that 200 calories isn't the same as a 200 calorie donut.  

coach - i know your thoughts on this matter. however you are wrong. The science is irrefuetable as i will prove over the coming months.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: no one on August 30, 2010, 02:47:49 PM
post 1 pic then, go on. prove your bullshit.



post my pic? to prove i'm better than that? how the fuck could i look worse? lol

for a guy who likes to give advise about training and nutrition, you sure look like a bag of shit.

Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: no one on August 30, 2010, 02:52:37 PM
I rarely if ever knock anyone's physique no matter what kind of shape or how delusional they might come across but FP, out of all seriousness you need to rethink the "calorie is a calorie" thing and understand that 200 calories isn't the same as a 200 calorie donut. 

coach, the guy isn't all there. seriously.

he's either the greatest getbig gimmick of all time, or really, really fucked.

im hoping and praying its the latter myself.

its almost like he's an obese megalomaniac.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: che on August 30, 2010, 03:26:56 PM
Props to both of you guys , may the best man win .
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 30, 2010, 03:34:56 PM
post my pic? to prove i'm better than that? how the fuck could i look worse? lol

for a guy who likes to give advise about training and nutrition, you sure look like a bag of shit.



post
a
pic

or shut your stupid fuking mouth and get the fuck out of the thread

its MORE than obvious you look worse than any of us, or you would nut up and post something
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 30, 2010, 03:38:57 PM
post my pic? to prove i'm better than that? how the fuck could i look worse? lol

for a guy who likes to give advise about training and nutrition, you sure look like a bag of shit.



hahahahaha no need to go into all that.

a simple no would suffice.  ::)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: SF1900 on August 30, 2010, 03:49:23 PM
In the end, it really doesn't matter who wins. As long as both men made improvements.

'True nobility lies not in being superior to another man, but in being superior to one's previous self.'
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: myt1 on August 30, 2010, 04:06:12 PM
In the end, it really doesn't matter who wins. As long as both men made improvements.

'True nobility lies not in being superior to another man, but in being superior to one's previous self.'

Great quote.  Who said it?
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 30, 2010, 04:07:45 PM
In the end, it really doesn't matter who wins. As long as both men made improvements.

'True nobility lies not in being superior to another man, but in being superior to one's previous self.'

yes !
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: myt1 on August 30, 2010, 04:13:41 PM
Fatpanda, I'm not sure what to say.  I am happy to see you guys motivated to compete with each other to get in shape, but I just don't see how you could have ever been in shape like you claim.  I'm on a journey to get back to my former self as well so I'm not trying to degrade you as we all go through shit sooner or later that takes our focus off weights.  My point is that it doesn't seem you ever had that as a focus in the past.  Anyway, I'm rooting for you both and have the threads saved to favorites cuz I'm sure it will be entertaining.  Hell, it might even be motivational in a kind of "well, at least I'm doing better than these guys" kinda way.  lol  J/K...not really.   ;)

Anyway, good luck to you both!  8)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 30, 2010, 04:16:37 PM
its cool.

you will see my transformation over the next 6 months for yourself.

make your decisions about me then.

i do not think anyone can be in doubt about my knowledge, i might not have applied that knowledge, but i will now.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: SF1900 on August 30, 2010, 04:21:19 PM
Great quote.  Who said it?

Its a Hindustan proverb.

Hindustan - northern region of India where Hinduism predominates.

 :D
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 30, 2010, 04:37:58 PM
265 lbs.

(http://i37.tinypic.com/256ejqp.jpg)

(http://i33.tinypic.com/66kkjo.jpg)

waist---111 cm's
chest 126 cm's
arms--43 cm's

head circumfrence---64 cm's---no one ever beats that
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 30, 2010, 04:38:56 PM
(http://i37.tinypic.com/111kt8m.jpg)

(http://i36.tinypic.com/65pik7.jpg)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: myt1 on August 30, 2010, 04:40:05 PM
Its a Hindustan proverb.

Hindustan - northern region of India where Hinduism predominates.

 :D

Thanks for responding.  Got a link to any others? 
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 30, 2010, 04:44:25 PM
its on  :o :o :o :o

height josh ?

i'm 5' 10"

measurements ? etc are you starting a training log ? or are you still adamant thats a no ?

remember to note down diet though  8)

good luck.

Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: che on August 30, 2010, 04:45:17 PM
I would like to see some glutes shots .
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 30, 2010, 04:55:21 PM
its on  :o :o :o :o

height josh ?

i'm 5' 10"

measurements ? etc are you starting a training log ? or are you still adamant thats a no ?

remember to note down diet though  8)

good luck.



im 6 feet--dont have a tape measure here
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: no one on August 30, 2010, 05:45:39 PM
post
a
pic

or shut your stupid fuking mouth and get the fuck out of the thread

its MORE than obvious you look worse than any of us, or you would nut up and post something

here's an idea- shut the fuck up.

im not talking to you, so mind your own fucking business. these are words to words to live by. thanks in advance, killer.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 30, 2010, 06:15:36 PM
here's an idea- shut the fuck up.

im not talking to you, so mind your own fucking business. these are words to words to live by. thanks in advance, killer.

ok fat fuk (fatter than me fuk) live it up bitch weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on August 30, 2010, 06:17:26 PM
coach, the guy isn't all there. seriously.

he's either the greatest getbig gimmick of all time, or really, really fucked.

im hoping and praying its the latter myself.

its almost like he's an obese megalomaniac.

I agree.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Palpatine Q on August 30, 2010, 08:31:22 PM
Fatpanda, you seem to know a great about lifting and dieting, etc. But why don't you look the part?  :-\

Because he's a textbook internet warrior.

It's like a guy going on a guitar player's website and arguing with accomplished musicians when they can't play a single fucking note.

The only reason he isn't getting laughed off the board is because he's too obstinate to leave and he's been around long enough to garner a little sympathy.

But make no mistake......he's just a REALLY  fat guy who reads a lot of BBing boards......and comic books
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 30, 2010, 08:54:01 PM
Because he's a textbook internet warrior.

It's like a guy going on a guitar player's website and arguing with accomplished musicians when they can't play a single fucking note.

The only reason he isn't getting laughed off the board is because he's too obstinate to leave and he's been around long enough to garner a little sympathy.

But make no mistake......he's just a REALLY  fat guy who reads a lot of BBing boards......and comic books

I really like Silver Surfer
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Vince B on August 30, 2010, 09:17:06 PM
What kind of challege is this? First Goodrum the housewife and now some bloater who doesn't look like he lifts. Come on, Josh, you can do better than this.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 30, 2010, 09:52:36 PM
What kind of challege is this? First Goodrum the housewife and now some bloater who doesn't look like he lifts. Come on, Josh, you can do better than this.

one way I could do better is by sticking a bullet in your head and ridding the world of you
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Vince B on August 30, 2010, 11:36:17 PM
If you qualified for Mensa all you need is your wit, not bullets.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 31, 2010, 10:11:40 AM
What kind of challege is this? First Goodrum the housewife and now some bloater who doesn't look like he lifts. Come on, Josh, you can do better than this.

that's quite an insult coming from a fat weak old man with a taste for children in cages  :-X and a theory of hypertrophy that no one will ever know - you really are a clown.

unlike yourself, i explain my theory of hypertrophy, i back up that theory with science, and i will demonstrate its application in myself over the next 6 months.

what do you do again apart from the regretting the fact you were an ongoing joke and laughing stock of the great bodybuilders of the golden age, not to mention never accepted by your peers ?
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on August 31, 2010, 11:16:01 AM
If you qualified for Mensa all you need is your wit, not bullets.
Vince if you where training fatpanda for this competition how would you lay down his training, cardio and nutrition?
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: no one on August 31, 2010, 11:16:06 AM

1- unlike yourself, i explain my theory of hypertrophy, i back up that theory with science,

2- you were an ongoing joke and laughing stock, not to mention never accepted by your peers

1- science? you actually have a theory on how to build muscle? lol the only theory you seem the be able to back up is that first cousins should never marry.

2- sounds like you guys have something in common.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on August 31, 2010, 11:41:21 AM
Or the "science" of a calorie is just a calorie...oh brother!
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Palpatine Q on August 31, 2010, 12:01:41 PM
that's quite an insult coming from a fat weak old man with a taste for children in cages  :-X and a theory of hypertrophy that no one will ever know - you really are a clown.

unlike yourself, i explain my theory of hypertrophy, i back up that theory with science, and i will demonstrate its application in myself over the next 6 months.

what do you do again apart from the regretting the fact you were an ongoing joke and laughing stock of the great bodybuilders of the golden age, not to mention never accepted by your peers ?



LOL.......only on Getbig will you have a Guy who LITERALLY looks like he's never exercised a day in his life and lives on junk food trying to "own" a Guy who has WON bodybuilding competitions. ......Vince may be a weird old man now....but he has done it, as opposed to talking about it
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: che on August 31, 2010, 12:04:20 PM
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Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on August 31, 2010, 12:06:54 PM
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nice looking red simca
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: kiwiol on August 31, 2010, 12:10:57 PM
lol the only theory you seem the be able to back up is that first cousins should never marry.

LOL ;D
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 31, 2010, 12:22:17 PM
1- science? you actually have a theory on how to build muscle? lol the only theory you seem the be able to back up is that first cousins should never marry.

2- sounds like you guys have something in common.

for a guy that talks a lot of nothing you really are shy about posting a pic  ::)

i wonder why that is  ::)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: che on August 31, 2010, 12:23:20 PM
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Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: che on August 31, 2010, 12:24:07 PM
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Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 31, 2010, 12:31:07 PM
Or the "science" of a calorie is just a calorie...oh brother!

please post 1 study proving a calorie is not a calorie or shut the fuck up.

you are are nothing more than an angry child.

get over your owning, and move on.

its not my fault you lack the intellect to understand why a calorie IS a calorie - even though i've posted the science behind it, and extensive explanations.

once i show you it in action maybe then your 2 brain cells will understand.




Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: CalvinH on August 31, 2010, 12:37:38 PM
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Thats just wonderfull :)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 31, 2010, 12:42:47 PM
im 6 feet--dont have a tape measure here

buy one - that was the deal.

wheres your log ? you agreed to that too josh !
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: 225for70 on August 31, 2010, 12:56:18 PM
please post 1 study proving a calorie is not a calorie or shut the fuck up.

you are are nothing more than an angry child.

get over your owning, and move on.

its not my fault you lack the intellect to understand why a calorie IS a calorie - even though i've posted the science behind it, and extensive explanations.

once i show you it in action maybe then your 2 brain cells will understand.






Studies....


Me thinks fat panda should join weight watchers...


He can't handle a bodybuilding diet..

He likes sugar to much....

Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: tallgerman on August 31, 2010, 12:59:37 PM
where pics at?
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 31, 2010, 01:00:36 PM
buy one - that was the deal.

wheres your log ? you agreed to that too josh !

i havent even started---dont sweat it im gonna destroy you--ill start sooner or later--wanna up the ante?
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: The Showstoppa on August 31, 2010, 01:04:57 PM
Is Panda really that fat tuba player looking guy?
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 31, 2010, 01:11:28 PM
here's my diet today so far--monte cristo cigars and coke zero

exercise----3 shits

weeeeeeeeeee

Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 31, 2010, 01:26:52 PM
i havent even started---dont sweat it im gonna destroy you--ill start sooner or later--wanna up the ante?

in what way ?

when are you starting ?
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 31, 2010, 01:44:13 PM
in what way ?

when are you starting ?

o the contest is on--its started---dont worry about my thing, worry about yours---measurements are up
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 31, 2010, 02:10:08 PM
o the contest is on--its started---dont worry about my thing, worry about yours---measurements are up

are you having a breakdown at the thought of facing the titan known as fatpanda ?

a few post up you said you have not started yet  ???

where are your measurements ?
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on August 31, 2010, 02:21:49 PM
How many studies would you like that says protein isn't the same as a carb a carb isn the same as protein and both are not the same as fat and vis versa? If you would I will even break it down for you later on tonight just for the hopes you might understand the difference on each function of each macro. 
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 31, 2010, 02:50:20 PM
are you having a breakdown at the thought of facing the titan known as fatpanda ?

a few post up you said you have not started yet  ???

where are your measurements ?

only breakdown Im having is a laughter breakdown at the thought of u beating me
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 31, 2010, 03:24:35 PM
How many studies would you like that says protein isn't the same as a carb a carb isn the same as protein and both are not the same as fat and vis versa? If you would I will even break it down for you later on tonight just for the hopes you might understand the difference on each function of each macro. 
::) lets not deflect the truth now joe - deflection is a classic defence mechanism you know  ;)

lets keep this nice and simple:

can you disprove these metabolic ward studies ( the only valid studies that measure calories and fat loss macros) that show without question that calories and not macros are what counts when it comes to fat loss ?

don't bother answering - because you cannot.

you are quite simply wrong, on both this matter and to ever question me.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: myt1 on August 31, 2010, 03:31:10 PM
I guess the Glycemic Index means nothing

Fuck it.....10 sweet potatoes vs. 10 jelly filled donuts...."hello Dunkin Donuts, I'd like to place an order for pick up please"


Your name isn't Ripped Panda for a reason it seems
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: dr.chimps on August 31, 2010, 03:40:49 PM
Is Panda really that fat tuba player looking guy?
Ok. Now, that was (is still) hilarious, but (as usual) I've forgotten who threw it up. Step up and take a bow.  ;D
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 31, 2010, 03:43:22 PM
only breakdown Im having is a laughter breakdown at the thought of u beating me

where are your measurements josh ?

it seems to me you are already breaking our agreement:

no training log,
no diet log,
no measurements

whats going on  ???

are you not a man of your word ?

if you want to drop out go ahead - I'll accept the win, and will begin to prepare your youtube speech.
I guess the Glycemic Index means nothing

Fuck it.....10 sweet potatoes vs. 10 jelly filled donuts...."hello Dunkin Donuts, I'd like to place an order for pick up please"


Your name isn't Ripped Panda for a reason it seems

i guess you cannot read ?

also your logic is flawed - any food that produces high insulin levels could be advantageous during calorie deficit due to its effects on cortisol, and its protein sparring/synthesis effects. however I'm sure you knew that right  ::)

For the record ( and the simpletons) i do not recommend donuts over potatoes. There are much more micronutrients is a natural unprocessed food like potato rather than a refined food like donuts.

however calorie wise (and fat loss wise) a calorie IS a calorie  ;)

and yes the GI index does mean nothing - calories are what count.

i could go on and rip the GI index apart specifically in a scientific way if you like - but i get the feeling you would not comprehend the level of my explanations - nor the studies i could produce - you are clearly a mindless lemming.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 31, 2010, 03:49:55 PM
fuck it - i enjoy owning you so much i will go head and rip you apart some more.

proof the GI index is as worthless as listening to myt1:

Should obese patients be counselled to follow a low-glycaemic index diet? No.
Raben A.

Abstract
In diabetes research the glycaemic index (GI) of carbohydrates has long been recognized and a low GI is recommended. The same is now often the case in lipid research. Recently, a new debate has arisen around whether a low-GI diet should also be advocated for appetite- and long-term body weight control. A systematic review was performed of published human intervention studies comparing the effects of high- and low-GI foods or diets on appetite, food intake, energy expenditure and body weight. In a total of 31 short-term studies (< 1 d), low-GI foods were associated with greater satiety or reduced hunger in 15 studies, whereas reduced satiety or no differences were seen in 16 other studies. Low-GI foods reduced ad libitum food intake in seven studies, but not in eight other studies. In 20 longer-term studies (< 6 months), a weight loss on a low-GI diet was seen in four and on a high-GI diet in two, with no difference recorded in 14. The average weight loss was 1.5 kg on a low-GI diet and 1.6 kg on a high-GI diet.   To conclude, there is no evidence at present that low-GI foods are superior to high-GI foods in regard to long-term body weight control. However, the ideal long-term study where ad libitum intake and fluctuations in body weight are permitted, and the diets are similar in all aspects except GI, has not yet been performed.


Reduced Glycemic Index and Glycemic Load Diets Do Not Increase the Effects of Energy Restriction on Weight Loss and Insulin Sensitivity in Obese Men and Women

Reducing the dietary glycemic load and the glycemic index was proposed as a novel approach to weight reduction. A parallel-design, randomized 12-wk controlled feeding trial with a 24-wk follow-up phase was conducted to test the hypothesis that a hypocaloric diet designed to reduce the glycemic load and the glycemic index would result in greater sustained weight loss than other hypocaloric diets. Obese subjects (n = 29) were randomly assigned to 1 of 3 diets providing 3138 kJ less than estimated energy needs: high glycemic index (HGI), low glycemic index (LGI), or high fat (HF). For the first 12 wk, all food was provided to subjects (feeding phase). Subjects (n = 22) were instructed to follow the assigned diet for 24 additional weeks (free-living phase). Total body weight was obtained and body composition was assessed by skinfold measurements. Insulin sensitivity was assessed by the homeostasis model (HOMA). At 12 wk, weight changes from baseline were significant in all groups but not different among groups (–9.3 ± 1.3 kg for the HGI diet, –9.9 ± 1.4 kg for the LGI diet, and –8.4 ± 1.5 kg for the HF diet). All groups improved in insulin sensitivity at the end of the feeding phase of the study. During the free-living phase, all groups maintained their initial weight loss and their improved insulin sensitivity. Weight loss and improved insulin sensitivity scores were independent of diet composition.   In summary, lowering the glycemic load and glycemic index of weight reduction diets does not provide any added benefit to energy restriction in promoting weight loss in obese subjects.


:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: myt1 on August 31, 2010, 03:52:44 PM
There's a reason that you see booksmart personal trainers come and go in every gym, and the one's that actually workout have endless client streams.  You can spew all the shit you want but what has been found to work is tried and true, and your logic has been shown to be false.  You are going to look like an ass at the end of this when your physique looks marginally better if that.  Not that I have a lot of faith in your competition since he's taking it so seriously that a tape measure is major investment.  BTW, nice array of equipment in that gym of yours.  Pick up some bands while you're at it why don't you. ::)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 31, 2010, 03:53:22 PM
fuk panda you are stupid
my measurements are with my pictures on page 6

the contest has started
theres no fuking logs because I havent started diet and training yet because I saw your pictures and realized I dont have to start yet

so stfu, the contest is on, and worry about your own fat self
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: myt1 on August 31, 2010, 03:53:42 PM
fuck it - i enjoy owning you so much i will go head and rip you apart some more.

proof the GI index is as worthless as listening to myt1:

Should obese patients be counselled to follow a low-glycaemic index diet? No.
Raben A.

Abstract
In diabetes research the glycaemic index (GI) of carbohydrates has long been recognized and a low GI is recommended. The same is now often the case in lipid research. Recently, a new debate has arisen around whether a low-GI diet should also be advocated for appetite- and long-term body weight control. A systematic review was performed of published human intervention studies comparing the effects of high- and low-GI foods or diets on appetite, food intake, energy expenditure and body weight. In a total of 31 short-term studies (< 1 d), low-GI foods were associated with greater satiety or reduced hunger in 15 studies, whereas reduced satiety or no differences were seen in 16 other studies. Low-GI foods reduced ad libitum food intake in seven studies, but not in eight other studies. In 20 longer-term studies (< 6 months), a weight loss on a low-GI diet was seen in four and on a high-GI diet in two, with no difference recorded in 14. The average weight loss was 1.5 kg on a low-GI diet and 1.6 kg on a high-GI diet.   To conclude, there is no evidence at present that low-GI foods are superior to high-GI foods in regard to long-term body weight control. However, the ideal long-term study where ad libitum intake and fluctuations in body weight are permitted, and the diets are similar in all aspects except GI, has not yet been performed.


Reduced Glycemic Index and Glycemic Load Diets Do Not Increase the Effects of Energy Restriction on Weight Loss and Insulin Sensitivity in Obese Men and Women

Reducing the dietary glycemic load and the glycemic index was proposed as a novel approach to weight reduction. A parallel-design, randomized 12-wk controlled feeding trial with a 24-wk follow-up phase was conducted to test the hypothesis that a hypocaloric diet designed to reduce the glycemic load and the glycemic index would result in greater sustained weight loss than other hypocaloric diets. Obese subjects (n = 29) were randomly assigned to 1 of 3 diets providing 3138 kJ less than estimated energy needs: high glycemic index (HGI), low glycemic index (LGI), or high fat (HF). For the first 12 wk, all food was provided to subjects (feeding phase). Subjects (n = 22) were instructed to follow the assigned diet for 24 additional weeks (free-living phase). Total body weight was obtained and body composition was assessed by skinfold measurements. Insulin sensitivity was assessed by the homeostasis model (HOMA). At 12 wk, weight changes from baseline were significant in all groups but not different among groups (–9.3 ± 1.3 kg for the HGI diet, –9.9 ± 1.4 kg for the LGI diet, and –8.4 ± 1.5 kg for the HF diet). All groups improved in insulin sensitivity at the end of the feeding phase of the study. During the free-living phase, all groups maintained their initial weight loss and their improved insulin sensitivity. Weight loss and improved insulin sensitivity scores were independent of diet composition.   In summary, lowering the glycemic load and glycemic index of weight reduction diets does not provide any added benefit to energy restriction in promoting weight loss in obese subjects.


:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o


OK, Good luck buddy
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: myt1 on August 31, 2010, 03:55:26 PM


the contest has started
theres no fuking logs because I havent started diet and training yet because I saw your pictures and realized I dont have to start yet



My apologies for what I said.  This logic makes perfect sense to me.  You might as well give him a full month head start ;D
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 31, 2010, 03:56:42 PM
fuk panda you are stupid
my measurements are with my pictures on page 6

the contest has started
theres no fuking logs because I havent started diet and training yet because I saw your pictures and realized I dont have to start yet

so stfu, the contest is on, and worry about your own fat self

hahaha i have to warn you josh i possess a dorian like size quality that the cameras dont seem to be able to capture  :D

you better up your meds if you think you dont need to start yet  ::)

when are you thinking of starting then ?
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 31, 2010, 03:57:15 PM
My apologies for what I said.  This logic makes perfect sense to me.  You might as well give him a full month head start ;D

i dont even know what you said
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 31, 2010, 03:58:21 PM
My apologies for what I said.  This logic makes perfect sense to me.  You might as well give him a full month head start ;D

ah glad to see you have a thick skull and weren't too embarrassed by how i handed your ass to you a few threads ago.

at least you will learn some things from me if you stick around long enough.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: myt1 on August 31, 2010, 03:59:21 PM
i dont even know what you said

I called you a lazy fucktard, but in a more polite manner.  Anyway, I took it back ;)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: myt1 on August 31, 2010, 04:02:37 PM
ah glad to see you have a thick skull and weren't too embarrassed by how i handed your ass to you a few threads ago.

at least you will learn some things from me if you stick around long enough.

You're thick skull would have realized my apology was to disturbia not you. 

You could be kicking his ass right now if you were more intent on applying your theories than trying to be a getbig hero and "saying" how right you are.   I really don't give a shit to argue with you.  Prove you are right and that the rest of us are wrong.  Only then have you "owned" anyone.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on August 31, 2010, 04:03:48 PM
Fatpanda you blithering idiot, I've said this a million times before, with the general population (fat people like yourself) its no secret calorie controlled eating programs work (ie; Jenny Craig and all the other gimmick companies out there) I'm referring to bodybuilders and athletes, not the general public. You idiots are making an arguement that everyone already new. You, TA and Wavelength seem to think you can actually get contest ready on such a program, that's my arguement....fuck, what part don't you understand? Keep cutting and pasting shit you don't even come close to comprehending!
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on August 31, 2010, 04:05:34 PM
I called you a lazy fucktard, but in a more polite manner.  Anyway, I took it back ;)

shit--I am a lazy fuktard---its all good
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 31, 2010, 04:06:45 PM
fuk panda you are stupid
my measurements are with my pictures on page 6

the contest has started
theres no fuking logs because I havent started diet and training yet because I saw your pictures and realized I dont have to start yet

so stfu, the contest is on, and worry about your own fat self

so you are thinner, with bigger arms and chest  >:(

this will be a good victory.
You're thick skull would have realized my apology was to disturbia not you.  

You could be kicking his ass right now if you were more intent on applying your theories than trying to be a getbig hero and "saying" how right you are.   I really don't give a shit to argue with you.  Prove you are right and that the rest of us are wrong.  Only then have you "owned" anyone.

calm down gloria - i never said the apology was to me   ::)

you must have taken that owning to heart  :-\

also when i win in feb - that will be another owning for you ? can you survive another ?
Fatpanda you blithering idiot, I've said this a million times before, with the general population (fat people like yourself) its no secret calorie controlled eating programs work (ie; Jenny Craig and all the other gimmick companies out there) I'm referring to bodybuilders and athletes, not the general public. You idiots are making an arguement that everyone already new. You, TA and Wavelength seem to think you can actually get contest ready on such a program, that's my arguement....fuck, what part don't you understand? Keep cutting and pasting shit you don't even come close to comprehending!

hahahahahahahahahahahaha haha dumber than a box of rocks !

run along forrest - the bell is ringing.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on August 31, 2010, 04:09:52 PM
Great answer, now prove me wrong or should I keep owning your ass like I do with TA everytime he opens his pie hole (I bet the word "pie" made you break out in a cold sweat)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on August 31, 2010, 04:18:34 PM
Great answer, now prove me wrong or should I keep owning your ass like I do with TA everytime he opens his pie hole (I bet the word "pie" made you break out in a cold sweat)

hahahahahahahahaha you cannot be serious  ???

you do not have a leg to stand on.

prove you wrong hahahahaha try reading my previous posts.  ::)

actually try answering my question - can you disprove those metabolic ward studies? yes or no ?

i have owned you more times than i can keep track of - this is actually getting pathetic.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on August 31, 2010, 05:27:21 PM
::) lets not deflect the truth now joe - deflection is a classic defence mechanism you know  ;)

lets keep this nice and simple:

can you disprove these metabolic ward studies ( the only valid studies that measure calories and fat loss macros) that show without question that calories and not macros are what counts when it comes to fat loss ?

don't bother answering - because you cannot.

you are quite simply wrong, on both this matter and to ever question me.


This doesn't help me for shit. Give me the complete study. So far you haven't owned anyone but rather make a complete fool of yourself.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Coach is Back! on August 31, 2010, 05:40:33 PM
where are your measurements josh ?

it seems to me you are already breaking our agreement:

no training log,
no diet log,
no measurements

whats going on  ???

are you not a man of your word ?

if you want to drop out go ahead - I'll accept the win, and will begin to prepare your youtube speech.
i guess you cannot read ?

also your logic is flawed - any food that produces high insulin levels could be advantageous during calorie deficit due to its effects on cortisol, and its protein sparring/synthesis effects. however I'm sure you knew that right  ::)

For the record ( and the simpletons) i do not recommend donuts over potatoes. There are much more micronutrients is a natural unprocessed food like potato rather than a refined food like donuts.

however calorie wise (and fat loss wise) a calorie IS a calorie  ;)

and yes the GI index does mean nothing - calories are what count.

i could go on and rip the GI index apart specifically in a scientific way if you like - but i get the feeling you would not comprehend the level of my explanations - nor the studies i could produce - you are clearly a mindless lemming.


Unless you're a fucking diabetic!
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: War-Horse on August 31, 2010, 08:04:53 PM
Coach.  I see your due for a meltdown soon and a screenname change...... ;D
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: no one on August 31, 2010, 11:06:07 PM
Ok. Now, that was (is still) hilarious, but (as usual) I've forgotten who threw it up. Step up and take a bow.  ;D

thank you, thank you...

Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on September 01, 2010, 06:50:48 AM
This doesn't help me for shit. Give me the complete study. So far you haven't owned anyone but rather make a complete fool of yourself.

you really are an imbecile.

it is list of metabolic ward studies results - you really want me to post them all ? when you cant even read a simple table like that  ::)

hahahahahahahahahahah


Unless you're a fucking diabetic!

oh brother - clutching at straws comes to mind  ::)

i cannot believe people pay you for advice of any kind.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: disturbia on September 01, 2010, 11:51:30 PM
bump for Mr know it all  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Doug_Steele on September 02, 2010, 06:13:08 AM
bump for Mr know it all  ::) ::) ::)

How many more days till you take Fatpanda out Josh?  :) :)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: WillGrant on September 02, 2010, 06:20:28 AM
Wheres goodrum gone
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Tito24 on September 02, 2010, 06:22:30 AM
goodrum is to the everlasting hunting fields
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Mr Nobody on September 02, 2010, 08:14:55 AM
Wheres goodrum gone
He says he has his own board now, there is probably a fee to sign up.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on September 02, 2010, 09:10:43 AM
How many more days till you take Fatpanda out Josh?  :) :)

more days than are in eternity !
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on September 02, 2010, 09:33:05 AM
He says he has his on board now, there is probably a fee to sign up.

No, there's no fee to join the forum on Muscle World Order.  I'm just working on the JanRain registry so I've had it locked for the time being.  It'll allow people to register and log in with either their Facebook, Google, or Twitter account without filling out a bunch of bullshit.  Kevin Levorne is using the same thing for his site.  

Other than that, I still training for my show in November and building some sites for folks.... ;D
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: chaos on September 02, 2010, 03:34:45 PM
No, there's no fee to join the forum on Muscle World Order.  I'm just working on the JanRain registry so I've had it locked for the time being.  It'll allow people to register and log in with either their Facebook, Google, or Twitter account without filling out a bunch of bullshit.  Kevin Levorne is using the same thing for his site.  

Other than that, I still training for my show in November and building some sites for folks.... ;D
Nobody really cared, asshole, it was more in regards to the challenge than to where you had gone, fuckhead. ::)
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on September 02, 2010, 05:27:47 PM
Nobody really cared, asshole, it was more in regards to the challenge than to where you had gone, fuckhead. ::)


Speak yourself ghostbusta.   ;D
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: mass 04 on September 02, 2010, 05:32:44 PM
serious question. I understand if you have rotator problems you can't lift, but why did you get so fat? Couldn't you have eaten less and walked on a treadmill or something?
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on September 02, 2010, 05:45:46 PM
serious question. I understand if you have rotator problems you can't lift, but why did you get so fat? Couldn't you have eaten less and walked on a treadmill or something?

wheres the fun in that ?

i thought i'd only put on a few pounds, etc after all i had been eating typical bodybuilding fare for far too long and needed a break.  :'(

that break lasted longer than i thought  :'(
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: dave19 on September 09, 2010, 03:02:34 AM
What's up with this ? Seems like you two are not really taking this serious..
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on September 09, 2010, 01:37:18 PM
What's up with this ? Seems like you two are not really taking this serious..

we both have training and diet logs  ??? we have both agreed that whoever loses will kill themselves.

what else do you want?


Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: BIG_STI on September 09, 2010, 01:41:17 PM
I dont understand who someone can be so over weight when he was living in a box on a street corner a year ago
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: Fatpanda on September 10, 2010, 06:44:08 AM
I dont understand who someone can be so over weight when he was living in a box on a street corner a year ago

your mom fed me in steaks everytime i agreed to fuck her in the ass.

while i'm ashamed at my actions, a hungry man will do anything to eat.
Title: Re: Official Fatpanda vs Disturbia Thread
Post by: dave19 on September 10, 2010, 06:56:55 AM
we both have training and diet logs  ??? we have both agreed that whoever loses will kill themselves.

what else do you want?




Didn't saw the logs before posting this - my fault.

I'll follow this but still have my doubts that the outcome will be anything impressive but this should only motivate you even more to get in decent shape.