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Title: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: Deicide on October 07, 2010, 12:03:41 AM
I am sitting here, have to leave soon waiting for the coffee to kick in and yet nothing is happening...

Ever happen to you? ???
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: lovemonkey on October 07, 2010, 12:05:38 AM
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Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: _bruce_ on October 07, 2010, 02:43:48 AM
Use human grade coffee... probably fake shit.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: chris-a on October 07, 2010, 02:51:52 AM
inspirational thread. keep em coming.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: wes on October 07, 2010, 03:01:13 AM
Yet another thread about the crap!  :-\
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: ironneck on October 07, 2010, 03:02:33 AM
deicide seems to like the shit

anal phase?
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 07, 2010, 03:02:57 AM
Making Meaty Baked Beans with Smoked Pork Shoulder, North Carolina Calabash HushPuppies and All-American Potato Salad as we speak.

I expect a good dump later on.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: evandatp on October 07, 2010, 04:30:15 AM
Welcome back.

I've really missed your bowel gossip.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: unracked on October 07, 2010, 08:52:36 AM
I am sitting here, have to leave soon waiting for the coffee to kick in and yet nothing is happening...

Ever happen to you? ???
You definately had issues when you were an infant with toilet training, guaranteed. All your threads on crapping are proof. Go see a shrink, get it worked out.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: Les Grossman on October 07, 2010, 09:05:34 AM
I am sitting here, have to leave soon waiting for the coffee to kick in and yet nothing is happening...

Ever happen to you? ???

You'd think with all the dicks you've had up your ass, that your shit would just fall straight out the bottom of your stomach....

I wish starting a lame thread caused aids.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: Tito24 on October 07, 2010, 09:07:36 AM
i hate it when i cant get the dump out in his whole.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: geneticmarvel on October 07, 2010, 09:29:14 AM
I pray for the dump to come sometimes, that has worked before.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: YngiweRhoads on October 07, 2010, 09:55:09 AM

No. I don't have any issues in that area.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: heavyNbasic on October 07, 2010, 09:57:29 AM
A few tbsp's of castor oil before the coffee will fix ya right up.  You'll be pissin' out your asshole by the second cup of coffee.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: dr.chimps on October 07, 2010, 10:03:33 AM
Yet another thread about the crap!  :-\
Yes, it seems like our friend has shit on the brain.    ;D
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: kiwiol on October 07, 2010, 10:12:03 AM
I pray for the dump to come sometimes, that has worked before.

Using a coat hanger works too
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: keanu on October 07, 2010, 10:14:48 AM
Making Meaty Baked Beans with Smoked Pork Shoulder, North Carolina Calabash HushPuppies and All-American Potato Salad as we speak.

I expect a good dump later on.

I seriously thought you were anorexic. HOw can you eat like this and weigh 150? Take 1 bite of each course?
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: keanu on October 07, 2010, 10:15:42 AM
I am sitting here, have to leave soon waiting for the coffee to kick in and yet nothing is happening...

Ever happen to you? ???

A bit of probiotic yogurt does the trick.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on October 07, 2010, 10:16:15 AM
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Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: 240 is Back on October 07, 2010, 10:32:01 AM
i get issues if I don't eat my fruits/greens for a few days - and at the same time eat a few packs of biscuits or cheese danish.

usually i'm fine.  wake up, have a protein shake instantly.  follow that with a diet mt dew.  yo're crapping in 15 min
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on October 07, 2010, 10:34:32 AM
drink a V8, it will make you shit
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: Evo on October 07, 2010, 11:12:59 AM
1/2 a jar of peanut butter before bed = guaranteed morning dump within 30mins of waking!
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: haider on October 07, 2010, 12:51:01 PM
what a shit thread, again  ::)
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 07, 2010, 12:55:29 PM
I seriously thought you wee anorexic. HOw can you eat like this and weigh 150? Take 1 bite of each course?
Nope.  I eat by proper serving sizes, like a normal human being used to eat.  Around 2500-2700 calories a day.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: wes on October 07, 2010, 01:03:33 PM
Yes, it seems like our friend has shit on the brain.    ;D
Did you mean shit FOR brains?
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: Master Blaster on October 07, 2010, 01:08:10 PM
Nope.  I eat by proper serving sizes, like a normal human being used to eat.  Around 2500-2700 calories a day.

Whats a proper serving size, something about the size of a fist?  ::)

I'm sorry, but I'm way to used to oversized american portions, I don't think I could retrain myself.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: Playboy on October 07, 2010, 01:16:08 PM
I am sitting here, have to leave soon waiting for the coffee to kick in and yet nothing is happening...

Ever happen to you? ???
You might be constipated. WHen I have that morning coffee, i'm in the shitter 5 minutes later unloading like a rhino.
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Post by: dov on October 07, 2010, 01:32:40 PM
Supplement with flaxseed oil and report back in one day.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: Deicide on October 07, 2010, 01:37:55 PM
You might be constipated. WHen I have that morning coffee, i'm in the shitter 5 minutes later unloading like a rhino.

Usually that's the case with me too but I guess I felt rushed this morning because I had to leave the house so early...nothing beats a solid morning dump.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 08, 2010, 03:11:53 AM
Whats a proper serving size, something about the size of a fist?  ::)

I'm sorry, but I'm way to used to oversized american portions, I don't think I could retrain myself.
Usually around 600-900 calories.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: DK II on October 08, 2010, 03:25:36 AM
Use human grade coffee... probably fake shit.

hahaahahah,, says he no coffee,,,, but despite,,, 500g ethiopina, 400g blue mountina,,, 20.0000 iu starbucks ed.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: The True Adonis on October 08, 2010, 03:33:17 AM
Whats a proper serving size, something about the size of a fist?  ::)

I'm sorry, but I'm way to used to oversized american portions, I don't think I could retrain myself.
No such thing as an "american sized portion".
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: DK II on October 08, 2010, 03:36:03 AM
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Post by: Deicide on October 08, 2010, 03:46:20 AM
(http://www.sakura-house.com/blog/tower_burger.jpg)

Kanji. Kanji get the dumps going....(though strangely enough Hirigana and Katakana never do that for me...)
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: DK II on October 08, 2010, 03:47:52 AM
Kanji. Kanji get the dumps going....(though strangely enough Hirigana and Katakana never do that for me...)

LOL, the burger is not a joke though, they really sold that.

Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: Tapeworm on October 08, 2010, 03:51:18 AM
Aaaaaa!  Oishii!
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: Deicide on October 08, 2010, 04:05:43 AM
LOL, the burger is not a joke though, they really sold that.



It looks very 'fast food'. Yuck.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: DK II on October 08, 2010, 04:13:47 AM
Aaaaaa!  Oishii!

Actually, it's "oishisou" in  this case. You can only say "oishii", when you eat sth.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: Parker on October 08, 2010, 04:15:20 AM
Welcome back.

I've really missed your bowel gossip.
Now, all we need is Soundness for the 1, 2 punch ;)
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: webcake on October 08, 2010, 04:16:58 AM
yes sometimes but most times some morning coffee brings on solid dumpage. I think coffee + cardio pretty much guarantees good dumpage.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: Deicide on October 08, 2010, 04:21:25 AM
Actually, it's "oishisou" in  this case. You can only say "oishii", when you eat sth.

I always wanted to know if the shrieking of Japanese AV stars is a byproduct of the Japanese language or a cultural thing used to express pleasure. What can the expert tell me?
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: Tapeworm on October 08, 2010, 04:29:04 AM
Actually, it's "oishisou" in  this case. You can only say "oishii", when you eat sth.

I didn't even know there was a conditional form for adjectives.  Haven't studied in ages.  :(
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: Deicide on October 08, 2010, 04:33:25 AM
I didn't even know there was a conditional form for adjectives.  Haven't studied in ages.  :(

Yeah, Japanese is a bitch. Of course, they make their language even more complicated by insisting (by using cultural arguments) on using a writing system (logograms) that was considered innovative at the time of the Babylonians but that's culture for you. :-\
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: DK II on October 08, 2010, 04:35:20 AM
I always wanted to know if the shrieking of Japanese AV stars is a byproduct of the Japanese language or a cultural thing used to express pleasure. What can the expert tell me?
???

I never heard a japanese girl "shriek" besides when getting fucked, and on the other hand other asians make the same noises, so i think it must be an asian thing.

I didn't even know there was a conditional form for adjectives.  Haven't studied in ages.  :(

‐そう is a way to express "looks like if", i.e. 暑そう atsusou "looks like if it's hot"...

Only when you have actually tasted the thing it becomes "おいしい", until then it's おいしそう oishisou "looks like if it was tasty"... LOL
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: Deicide on October 08, 2010, 04:40:30 AM
???

I never heard a japanese girl "shriek" besides when getting fucked, and on the other hand other asians make the same noises, so i think it must be an asian thing.

‐そう is a way to express "looks like if", i.e. 暑そう atsusou "looks like if it's hot"...

Only when you have actually tasted the thing it becomes "おいしい", until then it's おいしそう oishisou "looks like if it was tasty"... LOL


Asian Universal= Orgasmic Shrieking!


So, are the AV stars faking it?
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: DK II on October 08, 2010, 04:41:57 AM
Asian Universal= Orgasmic Shrieking!


So, are the AV stars faking it?

No, Deicide.

No porno star EVER fakes sex. It's all the truth, and the people you see in the movies are all married to each other and only want to make babies.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: Deicide on October 08, 2010, 04:43:29 AM
No, Deicide.

No porno star EVER fakes sex. It's all the truth, and the people you see in the movies are all married to each other and only want to make babies.

Haha. No, I ask because the HUGE titted AV star Fuko doesn't make ANY sounds (at least she is honest).

Some of them DO seem to be into it.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: DK II on October 08, 2010, 04:53:56 AM
Haha. No, I ask because the HUGE titted AV star Fuko doesn't make ANY sounds (at least she is honest).

Some of them DO seem to be into it.

Well, if you got fucked by a 5cm cock, you'd probably make no noise as well (if you were a HUGE titted Japanese AV star that is).  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: Deicide on October 08, 2010, 04:59:55 AM
Well, if you got fucked by a 5cm cock, you'd probably make no noise as well (if you were a HUGE titted Japanese AV star that is).  ;D ;D

So the recent expansion of Black/Japanese porn is a counter reaction to the small penis of the Japanese man? basically what you are saying?
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: Tapeworm on October 08, 2010, 05:26:18 AM
Yeah, Japanese is a bitch. Of course, they make their language even more complicated by insisting (by using cultural arguments) on using a writing system (logograms) that was considered innovative at the time of the Babylonians but that's culture for you. :-\

Always wanted to be able to sit down and read the newspaper.  I've got maybe 200 kanji I'd remember pretty quick and another 300 that would take a little more reminding.  Then only another 1500 to go to read at a junior high level!  ::)  Wish I had your facility for languages, D.


???

I never heard a japanese girl "shriek" besides when getting fucked, and on the other hand other asians make the same noises, so i think it must be an asian thing.

‐そう is a way to express "looks like if", i.e. 暑そう atsusou "looks like if it's hot"...

Only when you have actually tasted the thing it becomes "おいしい", until then it's おいしそう oishisou "looks like if it was tasty"... LOL


Cheers, DK.  Actually, this is ringing a pretty dim bell.  I've got a few tutorial books (which I never finished).  Clearly, it's time for a review.

I've thought about googling up some children's TV too or some sort of viewing intended for non-students.  The news would be completely unintelligible to me these days, although I was catching more and more of it several years ago... meaning 20% at best.

The thing that really annoyed me about courses and learning materials is that they just didn't apply to a conversation on the street.  I'm sure I sounded like a horses ass using     -masu verbs talking with people in a bar.  Also, I was totally overwhelmed by how fast they speak.  Most people were pretty patient with me, thankfully.
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Post by: TacoBell on October 08, 2010, 05:33:30 AM
Making Meaty Baked Beans with Smoked Pork Shoulder, North Carolina Calabash HushPuppies and All-American Potato Salad as we speak.

I expect a good dump later on.

Jezzebele must really light up a bathroom...
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: DK II on October 08, 2010, 05:38:11 AM
The thing that really annoyed me about courses and learning materials is that they just didn't apply to a conversation on the street.  I'm sure I sounded like a horses ass using     -masu verbs talking with people in a bar.  Also, I was totally overwhelmed by how fast they speak.  Most people were pretty patient with me, thankfully.

Actually i think it's better to be too polite rather than talking like a street thug.

I get that with a lot of gaijin coming from a japanese university starting to work. They always talk like they are among student friends, this is absolutely useless in a company or business level... horrible.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: Deicide on October 08, 2010, 05:39:22 AM
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Always wanted to be able to sit down and read the newspaper.  I've got maybe 200 kanji I'd remember pretty quick and another 300 that would take a little more reminding.  Then only another 1500 to go to read at a junior high level!  ::)  Wish I had your facility for languages, D.

Learning Kanji has nothing to do with facility for languages. When I was living in Korea I studied Kanji for fun (they still teach it for historical reasons in Korean schools, though the Koreans were smart enough to come up with an excellent alphabet which has almost entirely displaced Kanji apart from the odd character in a newspaper). Learning Kanji is basically memorisation and constant practise, nothing to do (at least in my experience with language facility). I have a friend in Japan who speaks excellent Japanese but his writing and reading skills are poor; Kanji are just pictograms, they have nothing to do with language itself. I think if Japanese had a proper alphabet, excellent speaking skills would be more readily transferable to writing and reading skills. The same applies to Chinese. Actually, I have a girl (Chinese) on my MSc who admits that the Chinese system is totally inefficient but culture is neither logical nor efficient, it simply is what it is. In the 18th century there were many (failed) attempts to reform English orthography but we are stuck with the horrible spelling system we have today and it is very, very unlikely to change. OK, that was a tangent. Final point, learning Kanji has nothing to do with ability to learn a language.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 08, 2010, 05:40:42 AM
Learning Kanji has nothing to do with facility for languages. When I was living in Korea I studied Kanji for fun (they still teach it for historical reasons in Korean schools, though the Koreans were smart enough to come up with an excellent alphabet which has almost entirely displaced Kanji apart from the odd character in a newspaper). Learning Kanji is basically memorisation and constant practise, nothing to do (at least in my experience with language facility). I have a friend in Japan who speaks excellent Japanese but his writing and reading skills are poor; Kanji are just pictograms, they have nothing to do with language itself. I think if Japanese had a proper alphabet, excellent speaking skills would be more readily transferable to writing and reading skills. The same applies to Chinese. Actually, I have a girl (Chinese) on my MSc who admits that the Chinese system is totally inefficient but culture is neither logical nor efficient, it simply is what it is. In the 18th century there were many (failed) attempts to reform English orthography but we are stuck with the horrible spelling system we have today and it is very, very unlikely to change. OK, that was a tangent. Final point, learning Kanji has nothing to do with ability to learn a language.


Many on getbig are fluent in Faganese.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: Deicide on October 08, 2010, 05:42:41 AM
Actually i think it's better to be too polite rather than talking like a street thug.

I get that with a lot of gaijin coming from a japanese university starting to work. They always talk like they are among student friends, this is absolutely useless in a company or business level... horrible.

It's funny because my friend who runs the sports nutrition business in Bonn always 'dutzen's people, no matter what there age. I was there one day and a customer flipped put, started screaming at him and basically slammed the door and left. When in doubt, always be too polite. ;D
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: Tapeworm on October 08, 2010, 05:54:19 AM
Actually i think it's better to be too polite rather than talking like a street thug.

I get that with a lot of gaijin coming from a japanese university starting to work. They always talk like they are among student friends, this is absolutely useless in a company or business level... horrible.

Lol, it was a white guy that told me off for being too polite!  "Nobody talks like that, man."  Huh, maybe they do!



Learning Kanji has nothing to do with facility for languages. When I was living in Korea I studied Kanji for fun (they still teach it for historical reasons in Korean schools, though the Koreans were smart enough to come up with an excellent alphabet which has almost entirely displaced Kanji apart from the odd character in a newspaper). Learning Kanji is basically memorisation and constant practise, nothing to do (at least in my experience with language facility). I have a friend in Japan who speaks excellent Japanese but his writing and reading skills are poor; Kanji are just pictograms, they have nothing to do with language itself. I think if Japanese had a proper alphabet, excellent speaking skills would be more readily transferable to writing and reading skills. The same applies to Chinese. Actually, I have a girl (Chinese) on my MSc who admits that the Chinese system is totally inefficient but culture is neither logical nor efficient, it simply is what it is. In the 18th century there were many (failed) attempts to reform English orthography but we are stuck with the horrible spelling system we have today and it is very, very unlikely to change. OK, that was a tangent. Final point, learning Kanji has nothing to do with ability to learn a language.

If I take another run at it, it will include more reading material (at the appropriate level) than I had before.  Nothing sticks for me without seeing it used in context.  Flash cards alone didn't cut the mustard for long term retention.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 08, 2010, 05:56:30 AM
I prefer to just learn a few offensive terms, where the bathroom is and how to order beer.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: Tapeworm on October 08, 2010, 06:01:54 AM
I prefer to just learn a few offensive terms, where the bathroom is and how to order beer.

A funny one is neko pai for a poorly endowed woman.

I guess pai means tits.  Neko is cat.  Cat tits.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: The Showstoppa on October 08, 2010, 06:26:24 AM
A funny one is neko pai for a poorly endowed woman.

I guess pai means tits.  Neko is cat.  Cat tits.

Nice....I'll put that into the old data bank for later use.
Title: Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
Post by: DK II on October 08, 2010, 06:52:10 AM
Lol, it was a white guy that told me off for being too polite!  "Nobody talks like that, man."  Huh, maybe they do!


I met so many people in Japan that have been there for 5-10 years and speak like they want to order a beer in the dirtiest bar in the harbor.


Horrible.