Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?

[Master Blaster]

Nope.  I eat by proper serving sizes, like a normal human being used to eat.  Around 2500-2700 calories a day.

Whats a proper serving size, something about the size of a fist? 

I'm sorry, but I'm way to used to oversized american portions, I don't think I could retrain myself.

[Playboy]

I am sitting here, have to leave soon waiting for the coffee to kick in and yet nothing is happening...

Ever happen to you?

You might be constipated. WHen I have that morning coffee, i'm in the shitter 5 minutes later unloading like a rhino.

[dov]

Supplement with flaxseed oil and report back in one day.

[Deicide]

You might be constipated. WHen I have that morning coffee, i'm in the shitter 5 minutes later unloading like a rhino.

Usually that's the case with me too but I guess I felt rushed this morning because I had to leave the house so early...nothing beats a solid morning dump.

[The True Adonis]

Whats a proper serving size, something about the size of a fist? 

I'm sorry, but I'm way to used to oversized american portions, I don't think I could retrain myself.

Usually around 600-900 calories.

[DK II]

Use human grade coffee... probably fake shit.

hahaahahah,, says he no coffee,,,, but despite,,, 500g ethiopina, 400g blue mountina,,, 20.0000 iu starbucks ed.

[The True Adonis]

Whats a proper serving size, something about the size of a fist? 

I'm sorry, but I'm way to used to oversized american portions, I don't think I could retrain myself.

No such thing as an "american sized portion".

[DK II]

[Deicide]

Kanji. Kanji get the dumps going....(though strangely enough Hirigana and Katakana never do that for me...)

[DK II]

Kanji. Kanji get the dumps going....(though strangely enough Hirigana and Katakana never do that for me...)

LOL, the burger is not a joke though, they really sold that.

[Tapeworm]

Aaaaaa!  Oishii!

[Deicide]

LOL, the burger is not a joke though, they really sold that.

It looks very 'fast food'. Yuck.

[DK II]

Aaaaaa!  Oishii!

Actually, it's "oishisou" in  this case. You can only say "oishii", when you eat sth.

[Parker]

Welcome back.

I've really missed your bowel gossip.

Now, all we need is Soundness for the 1, 2 punch

[webcake]

yes sometimes but most times some morning coffee brings on solid dumpage. I think coffee + cardio pretty much guarantees good dumpage.

[Deicide]

Actually, it's "oishisou" in  this case. You can only say "oishii", when you eat sth.

I always wanted to know if the shrieking of Japanese AV stars is a byproduct of the Japanese language or a cultural thing used to express pleasure. What can the expert tell me?

[Tapeworm]

Actually, it's "oishisou" in  this case. You can only say "oishii", when you eat sth.

I didn't even know there was a conditional form for adjectives.  Haven't studied in ages. 

[Deicide]

I didn't even know there was a conditional form for adjectives.  Haven't studied in ages. 

Yeah, Japanese is a bitch. Of course, they make their language even more complicated by insisting (by using cultural arguments) on using a writing system (logograms) that was considered innovative at the time of the Babylonians but that's culture for you.

[DK II]

I always wanted to know if the shrieking of Japanese AV stars is a byproduct of the Japanese language or a cultural thing used to express pleasure. What can the expert tell me?

I never heard a japanese girl "shriek" besides when getting fucked, and on the other hand other asians make the same noises, so i think it must be an asian thing.

I didn't even know there was a conditional form for adjectives.  Haven't studied in ages.  

‐そう is a way to express "looks like if", i.e. 暑そう atsusou "looks like if it's hot"...

Only when you have actually tasted the thing it becomes "おいしい", until then it's おいしそう oishisou "looks like if it was tasty"... LOL

[Deicide]

I never heard a japanese girl "shriek" besides when getting fucked, and on the other hand other asians make the same noises, so i think it must be an asian thing.

‐そう is a way to express "looks like if", i.e. 暑そう atsusou "looks like if it's hot"...

Only when you have actually tasted the thing it becomes "おいしい", until then it's おいしそう oishisou "looks like if it was tasty"... LOL

Asian Universal= Orgasmic Shrieking!


So, are the AV stars faking it?

[DK II]

Asian Universal= Orgasmic Shrieking!


So, are the AV stars faking it?

No, Deicide.

No porno star EVER fakes sex. It's all the truth, and the people you see in the movies are all married to each other and only want to make babies.

[Deicide]

No, Deicide.

No porno star EVER fakes sex. It's all the truth, and the people you see in the movies are all married to each other and only want to make babies.

Haha. No, I ask because the HUGE titted AV star Fuko doesn't make ANY sounds (at least she is honest).

Some of them DO seem to be into it.

[DK II]

Haha. No, I ask because the HUGE titted AV star Fuko doesn't make ANY sounds (at least she is honest).

Some of them DO seem to be into it.

Well, if you got fucked by a 5cm cock, you'd probably make no noise as well (if you were a HUGE titted Japanese AV star that is). 

[Deicide]

Well, if you got fucked by a 5cm cock, you'd probably make no noise as well (if you were a HUGE titted Japanese AV star that is). 

So the recent expansion of Black/Japanese porn is a counter reaction to the small penis of the Japanese man? basically what you are saying?

[Tapeworm]

Yeah, Japanese is a bitch. Of course, they make their language even more complicated by insisting (by using cultural arguments) on using a writing system (logograms) that was considered innovative at the time of the Babylonians but that's culture for you.

Always wanted to be able to sit down and read the newspaper.  I've got maybe 200 kanji I'd remember pretty quick and another 300 that would take a little more reminding.  Then only another 1500 to go to read at a junior high level!    Wish I had your facility for languages, D.

I never heard a japanese girl "shriek" besides when getting fucked, and on the other hand other asians make the same noises, so i think it must be an asian thing.

‐そう is a way to express "looks like if", i.e. 暑そう atsusou "looks like if it's hot"...

Only when you have actually tasted the thing it becomes "おいしい", until then it's おいしそう oishisou "looks like if it was tasty"... LOL

Cheers, DK.  Actually, this is ringing a pretty dim bell.  I've got a few tutorial books (which I never finished).  Clearly, it's time for a review.

I've thought about googling up some children's TV too or some sort of viewing intended for non-students.  The news would be completely unintelligible to me these days, although I was catching more and more of it several years ago... meaning 20% at best.

The thing that really annoyed me about courses and learning materials is that they just didn't apply to a conversation on the street.  I'm sure I sounded like a horses ass using     -masu verbs talking with people in a bar.  Also, I was totally overwhelmed by how fast they speak.  Most people were pretty patient with me, thankfully.