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Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
« on: October 07, 2010, 12:03:41 AM »
I am sitting here, have to leave soon waiting for the coffee to kick in and yet nothing is happening...

Ever happen to you? ???
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Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2010, 12:05:38 AM »
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Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2010, 02:43:48 AM »
Use human grade coffee... probably fake shit.
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Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2010, 02:51:52 AM »
inspirational thread. keep em coming.
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Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2010, 03:01:13 AM »
Yet another thread about the crap!  :-\
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Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2010, 03:02:33 AM »
deicide seems to like the shit

anal phase?
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Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2010, 03:02:57 AM »
Making Meaty Baked Beans with Smoked Pork Shoulder, North Carolina Calabash HushPuppies and All-American Potato Salad as we speak.

I expect a good dump later on.
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Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2010, 04:30:15 AM »
Welcome back.

I've really missed your bowel gossip.
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Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2010, 08:52:36 AM »
Quote from: Deicide on October 07, 2010, 12:03:41 AM
I am sitting here, have to leave soon waiting for the coffee to kick in and yet nothing is happening...

Ever happen to you? ???
You definately had issues when you were an infant with toilet training, guaranteed. All your threads on crapping are proof. Go see a shrink, get it worked out.
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Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2010, 09:05:34 AM »
Quote from: Deicide on October 07, 2010, 12:03:41 AM
I am sitting here, have to leave soon waiting for the coffee to kick in and yet nothing is happening...

Ever happen to you? ???

You'd think with all the dicks you've had up your ass, that your shit would just fall straight out the bottom of your stomach....

I wish starting a lame thread caused aids.
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Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2010, 09:07:36 AM »
i hate it when i cant get the dump out in his whole.
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Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2010, 09:29:14 AM »
I pray for the dump to come sometimes, that has worked before.
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Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2010, 09:55:09 AM »
  • 3 different types of fruit daily.
  • 3 cups raw mixed veggies daily.
  • 2 cups brown rice daily.
  • 1 cup raw oats/kamut daily.
  • 2 cups lentils daily.
  • Minimal animal products.
  • 365 1/4 days per year.

No. I don't have any issues in that area.
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Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2010, 09:57:29 AM »
A few tbsp's of castor oil before the coffee will fix ya right up.  You'll be pissin' out your asshole by the second cup of coffee.
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Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2010, 10:03:33 AM »
Quote from: wes on October 07, 2010, 03:01:13 AM
Yet another thread about the crap!  :-\
Yes, it seems like our friend has shit on the brain.    ;D
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Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2010, 10:12:03 AM »
Quote from: geneticmarvel on October 07, 2010, 09:29:14 AM
I pray for the dump to come sometimes, that has worked before.

Using a coat hanger works too
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Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2010, 10:14:48 AM »
Quote from: The True Adonis on October 07, 2010, 03:02:57 AM
Making Meaty Baked Beans with Smoked Pork Shoulder, North Carolina Calabash HushPuppies and All-American Potato Salad as we speak.

I expect a good dump later on.

I seriously thought you were anorexic. HOw can you eat like this and weigh 150? Take 1 bite of each course?
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Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2010, 10:15:42 AM »
Quote from: Deicide on October 07, 2010, 12:03:41 AM
I am sitting here, have to leave soon waiting for the coffee to kick in and yet nothing is happening...

Ever happen to you? ???

A bit of probiotic yogurt does the trick.
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Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2010, 10:16:15 AM »
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Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2010, 10:32:01 AM »
i get issues if I don't eat my fruits/greens for a few days - and at the same time eat a few packs of biscuits or cheese danish.

usually i'm fine.  wake up, have a protein shake instantly.  follow that with a diet mt dew.  yo're crapping in 15 min
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Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
« Reply #20 on: October 07, 2010, 10:34:32 AM »
drink a V8, it will make you shit
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Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
« Reply #21 on: October 07, 2010, 11:12:59 AM »
1/2 a jar of peanut butter before bed = guaranteed morning dump within 30mins of waking!
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Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
« Reply #22 on: October 07, 2010, 12:51:01 PM »
what a shit thread, again  ::)
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Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2010, 12:55:29 PM »
Quote from: keanu on October 07, 2010, 10:14:48 AM
I seriously thought you wee anorexic. HOw can you eat like this and weigh 150? Take 1 bite of each course?
Nope.  I eat by proper serving sizes, like a normal human being used to eat.  Around 2500-2700 calories a day.
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Re: Do you ever get up early and despite drinking coffee, the dump won't come?
« Reply #24 on: October 07, 2010, 01:03:33 PM »
Quote from: dr.chimps on October 07, 2010, 10:03:33 AM
Yes, it seems like our friend has shit on the brain.    ;D
Did you mean shit FOR brains?
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