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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: gib on October 20, 2010, 07:07:46 AM
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Tell us your story!
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You ready for your Asian hooker?
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wasnt mike arvilla the "bouncer for life"?
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Yeah man - always ready.
The real question is whether she is ready for me!
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i wish tallgerman's mom's pussy had had a bouncer so he could have preserved us from him.
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Yeah man - always ready.
The real question is whether she is ready for me!
Prob all blown up and sitting in a corner collecting dust ;D
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Prob all blown up and sitting in a corner collecting dust ;D
Ha ha - or soaking wet, waiting for GIB to come show her what she been missing.
Anyhow, back to my topic - Anyone here been bounced from a club?
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Ha ha - or soaking wet, waiting for GIB to come show her what she been missing.
Anyhow, back to my topic - Anyone here been bounced from a club?
Epic going 3rd person on "the dov" ;D
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i wish tallgerman's mom's pussy had had a bouncer so he could have preserved us from him.
;D ;D ;D
...I've never been bounced from a bar....but my friends have ;)
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;D ;D ;D
...I've never been bounced from a bar....but my friends have ;)
Tell the story!
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Tell the story!
Friends stag.we were at this huge 3 story bar.I was upstairs with a couple of guys.didn't even know that downstairs the bachelor and the rest of the crew ran into a bachelorette party.the girls egged on the guy to take his shirt off {broads were doing one of those lists that need to be done during the night}.so off comes the shirt {had a wife beater underneath} and in swoops the bouncers.pushing,shoving,mele in sues.everybody ends up in the street where it turns into cops,pepper spray,and a paddy wagon.
the cop who used the spray eventually got fired for to many cases of unnecessary force and all charges were dropped
all of this and I had no idea what was going on till I came downstairs when it was all over :o
.....best line of the whole story...my buddy's uncle and son were the two that got arrested and the next day was fathers day....so my friend calls his dad the next day and say's "happy fathers day"....his old man responds "HAPPY FATHERS DAY! HAPPY FATHERS DAY! I GOTTA SPEND FUCKING FATHERS DAY BAILING OUT MY BROTHER AND HIS SON" ;D
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HAHAHh - nice story - that's what I'm talking about.
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This is getbig.com!!! No one gets bounced out!!Everyone on heres a cage fighting killer that could kick the ass of 10 bouncers at once!
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This is getbig.com!!! No one gets bounced out!!Everyone on heres a cage fighting killer that could kick the ass of 10 bouncers at once!
Haha - yeah, I know, but I am hoping some people will tell a few stories of shame. I have one, but I will save it until this thread gets a little longer...
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I was backpacking thru Eastern Europe a few years ago and ended up in Kiev for awhile. My friend and I frequented the same bar/club on weekends. It was the most popular nightlife spot in Kiev at the time and the female owner of the club (a very well-known restaurateur in Kiev) became friendly with me and took an interest in me. We made out a few times on the dancefloor of her bar, but I never took her up on her suggestions that we get more physical with each other outside of the bar setting (eventhough she wasn't bad looking . . . I just didn't want to become attached to her in anyway so that I could remain a free man when I was in her bar haha.)
Anyway one Saturday night, I was drunk and sitting at the revolving bar when I noticed a fat older German guy dancing with a young Ukrainian girl, who was less than half his age. (Seeing huge age differentials between old foreign slobs and young pretty local girls always pissed off my friend.) So as the German guy was swinging the girl around the dancefloor, I gave him a beer shower. He immediately complained to the security guards (the place always had heavily armed security) and instantly, security tried to escort me from the premises. But then, out of nowhere, my "admirer" (the owner of the joint) stepped in and declared that I was not to be removed. The German businessman could not believe that I wasn't tossed as he was a semi-regular preferred customer of that establishment.
That's the closest i've come to being bounced.
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we're getbiggers
we bounce the bouncers from the club
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no, I only got dragged out once :D
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The players' arguement for +2 games(18) is that it's an extremely violent game and that more risks od injury would occur. This makes total sense to me. Now, by the same token, would'nt they be 100% in favor of cracking down hard on the dangerous, risky helmet-to-helmet hits? The players' reluctance to the new rule is mind-boggling, right?
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sorry, wrong thread gibber!
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Friends stag.we were at this huge 3 story bar.I was upstairs with a couple of guys.didn't even know that downstairs the bachelor and the rest of the crew ran into a bachelorette party.the girls egged on the guy to take his shirt off {broads were doing one of those lists that need to be done during the night}.so off comes the shirt {had a wife beater underneath} and in swoops the bouncers.pushing,shoving,mele in sues.everybody ends up in the street where it turns into cops,pepper spray,and a paddy wagon.
the cop who used the spray eventually got fired for to many cases of unnecessary force and all charges were dropped
all of this and I had no idea what was going on till I came downstairs when it was all over :o
.....best line of the whole story...my buddy's uncle and son were the two that got arrested and the next day was fathers day....so my friend calls his dad the next day and say's "happy fathers day"....his old man responds "HAPPY FATHERS DAY! HAPPY FATHERS DAY! I GOTTA SPEND FUCKING FATHERS DAY BAILING OUT MY BROTHER AND HIS SON" ;D
Translation: i hid in an upstairs bathroom while my friends got their asses handed to them by the cops.... ;D
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Translation: i hid in an upstairs bathroom while my friends got their asses handed to them by the cops.... ;D
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Nah,me and my buddy were hitting on the same hottie so when she went to the bathroom we flipped a quarter to see who had first dibs....I won but lost when we went downstairs and ran into the aftermath :-\
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Tell us your story!
yea years ago in my 20s couldnt take all the tools that were juiced up but getting there asses kicked by guys 1/2 there size. I would get sucker punched trying to save there asses...
were was this guy when i needed backup
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Tell us your story!
here's my story it's sad but true, when i was 19 i was at wildwood nj and was drinking at the time. me and my friend started drinking i downed two six paks of 16 oz colt 45's ripchorded them actually, than i chased that down with a bottle of thunderbird in four swigs, than we went out drinking.
i remember there was these two girls and me doing who knows what and next thing many fists were reigning blows upon me next i remember projectile vomitting on the many people around me than getting thrown into the street and laying there laughing, than it was the next day.
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Went in a club where this guy worked, if he said you leave, you went!!
(http://www.xxlmag.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/mclean2.jpg)
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here's my story it's sad but true, when i was 19 i was at wildwood nj and was drinking at the time. me and my friend started drinking i downed two six paks of 16 oz colt 45's ripchorded them actually, than i chased that down with a bottle of thunderbird in four swigs, than we went out drinking.
i remember there was these two girls and me doing who knows what and next thing many fists were reigning blows upon me next i remember projectile vomitting on the many people around me than getting thrown into the street and laying there laughing, than it was the next day.
sorry bro nothing personal ;D just kidding yea wildwoof good times i bounced in long branch nj and point pleasent nj
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When I was 17 at my Formal/Prom I got thrown out. Only time I got thrown out. I was drunk and stupid so I guess I deserved it. I didn't kick up a fuss just got in a taxi and went home.
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back in '02 i had a layover in saigon on a flight i was on so i thought it'd be cool to take in some local culture and try to find a place to get a drink.
a couple blocks down from the hotel was a bar type place so i walked down and went in. it was a shitty little place full of hookers and asain triad types who looked like they had a hard on for me the minute i walked thru the door.
i remember some asian some broad was singing karaoke. she wasnt bad. anyway, i walk up to the bar and asked for a corona. they didnt have it so i ordered some shitty vietnamese beer and leaned up against the bar while i took in my surroundings. i was attracting alot of attention from everyone. i think it must have been the new hot bodz t shirt i was wearing.
some little asian guy full of tattoos came up and said something in vietnamese. he looked very aggravated. i think he was asking me if i wanted to rent his sister for the night. i took a sip of my beer while he stood in front of me waiting for some kind of response. what could i say- i dont speak vietnamese- i wasnt trying to be rude by not accepting his offer. not too happy about being ignored the little fuck slapped the beer out of my hand where it sprayed everyone to the left of me as it sailed across the room to the floor. the chick singing went quiet- i think it was 'unbreak my heart' by whitney houston. everyone stopped talking.
im stunned to say the least. im looking around to try to figure out what exactly the fuck is going on and the next thing i know his right foot connects with my temple almost knocking me down. he brings his knee up to knee me in the face and i block it out of instinct and push him away. we circle each other as the crowd moves away and now its on like donkey kong. he screams and runs at me. a straight right floors him. i think he's out cold. out of the corner of my eye i see someone to my left come at me with a bottle. i move into him and drive my knee into his balls. he drops like a bad habit. now im on a roll. the place goes ape-shit. it just simply errupted. i still have no clue what the fuck is going on. everyone in the place starts to square off. it was crazy. i had never seen anything like this before. a crew of about 5 guys circles me and they're holding knives and shit. shit just got serious.
keep in mind from the time i got the beer slapped out of my hand till the time shit went south took maybe 20-30 seconds. it was nuts. the place was still going off. the first guy runs at me with a blade out. i try to side step it but im too slow and he's too quick and feel like a burning sensation along my side as he slices me for about what i was to learn in the ER later was close to 30 stitches. im feel the shaky onset of adrenaline taking over. yeah im stuck and im bleeding like a pig- i can feel the blood running down my leg under my jeans- but what really pisses me off is that the fucker just sliced my brand new hot bodz t shirt. i remember back to my last leg work out- the one where i hit my PB of 315 for 6. i remember being in the cage. letting the adrenaline rush over and thru me before i attempted this to own this bitch. i can envision the feeling of power i had. i was almost god like. at that exact moment i fucking lose it. i blank out for what must have been 3 good minutes.
when it was all over there wasnt a body left standing in that shit hole of a bar. somewhere along the line i must have ripped my shirt off. i remember my muscles rippling as i looked in the mirror the ran across the length of the bar as i draped the karaoke singer over the bar rail and pound her from behind doggy style. covered in blood and drinking wild turkey straight from the bottle i release my load into her and she falls to the floor unconscious and exhausted from the girth of my member.
i walk out onto the street covered in blood, smelling of sex, sweat and alcohol. the typical nite of a getbigger.
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End of thread... who could follow this..
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"no one" obviously subscribes to Extreme Playboy Magzine
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Went in a club where this guy worked, if he said you leave, you went!!
(http://www.xxlmag.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/mclean2.jpg)
you have a fetish for him don't ya :-X
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Does "removed" from a casino count for anything here?
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Does "removed" from a casino count for anything here?
cattle prod?
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I was once bounced out of a girls house after i boned the dudes sister in the bathroom
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i got kicked out once.
a friend of mine was harassing some chick, so she called security on him. he was a good 130 lbs and two bouncers were being a little rough on him so i punched one in the face and told him to pick on someone his own size.
then a few more of them showed up and they threw me over the beer garden fence into the bushes. i jumped back over the fence and punched one of them in the back of the head and then jumped the fence and ran away.
30 seconds later a squad car pulled up to me and arrested me. one night in jail and $3,500 in bail and court fees later, i was free.
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I once got bounced out of a club in Tijuana Mexico when i got plastered within 20min ... i was only 18 at the time ;D
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Bubba's Coral Reef-threw some old guy out who was passed out on the bar. The other old timers wouldn't move.
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Does "removed" from a casino count for anything here?
calvins friends well 2 of them got bounced at the club at one of the casinos
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Back in the army, a friend and I got kicked out a Wendy's. I kept demanding that they serve me a Big Mac, told them that the Frosty is just another milkshake, they hired too many blacks, and that Dave Thomas could kiss my ass. Even back then, people were just too damn sensitive.
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Back in the army, a friend and I got kicked out a Wendy's. I kept demanding that they serve me a Big Mac, told them that the Frosty is just another milkshake, they hired too many blacks, and that Dave Thomas could kiss my ass. Even back then, people were just too damn sensitive.
While I was in the military in Biloxi Mississippi I got kicked out of the only Wendy's in that "city" because I threw the tomato off my burger at the dipshit making them. I had ordered it without, and when I saw it was on there, I asked for a new burger. He told me "just take it off", so I did, right before I threw it and stuck it to his shirt. I wouldn't leave without getting my money or a new burger so they called the cops and the cops escorted me out and "trespassed" me from ever eating there again.
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While I was in the military in Biloxi Mississippi I got kicked out of the only Wendy's in that "city" because I threw the tomato off my burger at the dipshit making them. I had ordered it without, and when I saw it was on there, I asked for a new burger. He told me "just take it off", so I did, right before I threw it and stuck it to his shirt. I wouldn't leave without getting my money or a new burger so they called the cops and the cops escorted me out and "trespassed" me from ever eating there again.
That sucks. They just told me to leave, and I had it coming. You did nothing wrong as far as I could tell.
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back in '02 i had a layover in saigon on a flight i was on so i thought it'd be cool to take in some local culture and try to find a place to get a drink.
a couple blocks down from the hotel was a bar type place so i walked down and went in. it was a shitty little place full of hookers and asain triad types who looked like they had a hard on for me the minute i walked thru the door.
i remember some asian some broad was singing karaoke. she wasnt bad. anyway, i walk up to the bar and asked for a corona. they didnt have it so i ordered some shitty vietnamese beer and leaned up against the bar while i took in my surroundings. i was attracting alot of attention from everyone. i think it must have been the new hot bodz t shirt i was wearing.
some little asian guy full of tattoos came up and said something in vietnamese. he looked very aggravated. i think he was asking me if i wanted to rent his sister for the night. i took a sip of my beer while he stood in front of me waiting for some kind of response. what could i say- i dont speak vietnamese- i wasnt trying to be rude by not accepting his offer. not too happy about being ignored the little fuck slapped the beer out of my hand where it sprayed everyone to the left of me as it sailed across the room to the floor. the chick singing went quiet- i think it was 'unbreak my heart' by whitney houston. everyone stopped talking.
im stunned to say the least. im looking around to try to figure out what exactly the fuck is going on and the next thing i know his right foot connects with my temple almost knocking me down. he brings his knee up to knee me in the face and i block it out of instinct and push him away. we circle each other as the crowd moves away and now its on like donkey kong. he screams and runs at me. a straight right floors him. i think he's out cold. out of the corner of my eye i see someone to my left come at me with a bottle. i move into him and drive my knee into his balls. he drops like a bad habit. now im on a roll. the place goes ape-shit. it just simply errupted. i still have no clue what the fuck is going on. everyone in the place starts to square off. it was crazy. i had never seen anything like this before. a crew of about 5 guys circles me and they're holding knives and shit. shit just got serious.
keep in mind from the time i got the beer slapped out of my hand till the time shit went south took maybe 20-30 seconds. it was nuts. the place was still going off. the first guy runs at me with a blade out. i try to side step it but im too slow and he's too quick and feel like a burning sensation along my side as he slices me for about what i was to learn in the ER later was close to 30 stitches. im feel the shaky onset of adrenaline taking over. yeah im stuck and im bleeding like a pig- i can feel the blood running down my leg under my jeans- but what really pisses me off is that the fucker just sliced my brand new hot bodz t shirt. i remember back to my last leg work out- the one where i hit my PB of 315 for 6. i remember being in the cage. letting the adrenaline rush over and thru me before i attempted this to own this bitch. i can envision the feeling of power i had. i was almost god like. at that exact moment i fucking lose it. i blank out for what must have been 3 good minutes.
when it was all over there wasnt a body left standing in that shit hole of a bar. somewhere along the line i must have ripped my shirt off. i remember my muscles rippling as i looked in the mirror the ran across the length of the bar as i draped the karaoke singer over the bar rail and pound her from behind doggy style. covered in blood and drinking wild turkey straight from the bottle i release my load into her and she falls to the floor unconscious and exhausted from the girth of my member.
i walk out onto the street covered in blood, smelling of sex, sweat and alcohol. the typical nite of a getbigger.
Thank you Muscle phone. Thank you ;)
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yes.
my friend killed two of the bouncers a week later. great memories.
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Once in London (pub, not club). Tried to stop a fight between my idiot friend and some guy who was probably just minding his own business. The memory is a little fuzzy but no injuries so the bouncers must have been pretty cool.
When I was working as a cook in Belgium I bounced a drunk guy out of the kitchen, through the bar/restaurant, and out the front door. Didn't do him any harm and he definitely deserved an escorted exit. (In b4 "Was the food that bad?!)
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i wish tallgerman's mom's pussy had had a bouncer so he could have preserved us from him.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IHTxHOWRA6U/TKcBV5uU4UI/AAAAAAAAAfE/3LTPrYHSN3U/s320/ch.jpg)
post your pic fatty
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back in '02 i had a layover in saigon on a flight i was on so i thought it'd be cool to take in some local culture and try to find a place to get a drink.
a couple blocks down from the hotel was a bar type place so i walked down and went in. it was a shitty little place full of hookers and asain triad types who looked like they had a hard on for me the minute i walked thru the door.
i remember some asian some broad was singing karaoke. she wasnt bad. anyway, i walk up to the bar and asked for a corona. they didnt have it so i ordered some shitty vietnamese beer and leaned up against the bar while i took in my surroundings. i was attracting alot of attention from everyone. i think it must have been the new hot bodz t shirt i was wearing.
some little asian guy full of tattoos came up and said something in vietnamese. he looked very aggravated. i think he was asking me if i wanted to rent his sister for the night. i took a sip of my beer while he stood in front of me waiting for some kind of response. what could i say- i dont speak vietnamese- i wasnt trying to be rude by not accepting his offer. not too happy about being ignored the little fuck slapped the beer out of my hand where it sprayed everyone to the left of me as it sailed across the room to the floor. the chick singing went quiet- i think it was 'unbreak my heart' by whitney houston. everyone stopped talking.
im stunned to say the least. im looking around to try to figure out what exactly the fuck is going on and the next thing i know his right foot connects with my temple almost knocking me down. he brings his knee up to knee me in the face and i block it out of instinct and push him away. we circle each other as the crowd moves away and now its on like donkey kong. he screams and runs at me. a straight right floors him. i think he's out cold. out of the corner of my eye i see someone to my left come at me with a bottle. i move into him and drive my knee into his balls. he drops like a bad habit. now im on a roll. the place goes ape-shit. it just simply errupted. i still have no clue what the fuck is going on. everyone in the place starts to square off. it was crazy. i had never seen anything like this before. a crew of about 5 guys circles me and they're holding knives and shit. shit just got serious.
keep in mind from the time i got the beer slapped out of my hand till the time shit went south took maybe 20-30 seconds. it was nuts. the place was still going off. the first guy runs at me with a blade out. i try to side step it but im too slow and he's too quick and feel like a burning sensation along my side as he slices me for about what i was to learn in the ER later was close to 30 stitches. im feel the shaky onset of adrenaline taking over. yeah im stuck and im bleeding like a pig- i can feel the blood running down my leg under my jeans- but what really pisses me off is that the fucker just sliced my brand new hot bodz t shirt. i remember back to my last leg work out- the one where i hit my PB of 315 for 6. i remember being in the cage. letting the adrenaline rush over and thru me before i attempted this to own this bitch. i can envision the feeling of power i had. i was almost god like. at that exact moment i fucking lose it. i blank out for what must have been 3 good minutes.
when it was all over there wasnt a body left standing in that shit hole of a bar. somewhere along the line i must have ripped my shirt off. i remember my muscles rippling as i looked in the mirror the ran across the length of the bar as i draped the karaoke singer over the bar rail and pound her from behind doggy style. covered in blood and drinking wild turkey straight from the bottle i release my load into her and she falls to the floor unconscious and exhausted from the girth of my member.
i walk out onto the street covered in blood, smelling of sex, sweat and alcohol. the typical nite of a getbigger.
nice!
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Nice crepe paper shirt.
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calvins friends well 2 of them got bounced at the club at one of the casinos
Not a good story to go with it though :(
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does'nt surprise me
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Never been physically thrown out, but I was asked to leave once because I got in argument with a group of kids who harassed one of my friend's girlfriends and were grabbing her and shit!
Another time, LOL this was funny... I was 20 years old, tried to get into a club, bouncer tells me I have to be 21 and doesn't let me in... eventually I sneak in, and 20 mins later he finds me and asks me to leave... whats funny is that I was 230 lbs at that time, and he was maybe 160 and SHORT... dude was staring up at me and looked very nervous as he was telling me! I just smiled and said "Alright, I don't want to get you in trouble" and walked out!
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Can't build muscles on your chin Sunnyjim.
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Never been physically thrown out, but I was asked to leave once because I got in argument with a group of kids who harassed one of my friend's girlfriends and were grabbing her and shit!
Another time, LOL this was funny... I was 20 years old, tried to get into a club, bouncer tells me I have to be 21 and doesn't let me in... eventually I sneak in, and 20 mins later he finds me and asks me to leave... whats funny is that I was 230 lbs at that time, and he was maybe 160 and SHORT... dude was staring up at me and looked very nervous as he was telling me! I just smiled and said "Alright, I don't want to get you in trouble" and walked out!
Oh brother!....... another tool that thinks he's bad ass cause of his weight ::)
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Nice crepe paper shirt.
I make anything look good, geek.
does'nt surprise me
Brutal punctuation.
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Not a good story to go with it though :(
this is true but we always got "hey wanna piggy back ride"
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I make anything look good, geek.
Brutal punctuation.
I may be a geek but you wouldn't say a dickie bird to me IRL.
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Been escorted out twice. Once because they twink bouncer thought he saw a friend and me exchange blow. I showed him my pockets were empty but he still made me leave. I could've easily ko'd this guy and I knew most of the other bouncers there but I knew cops were out front so I left quietly.
Another time some huge bouncer, total hater, cut in front of the girl i was with and bumped her and I. She pushed him and then he got in my face and told me to leave. lol He would have probably killed me so I said Ok and laughed my way to the exit. This dude had been eying me up for months cause I was always with another girl and he hated it.
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I may be a geek but you wouldn't say a dickie bird to me IRL.
You're big but that don't mean shit..... you look as dumb as a bag of rocks and as slow as a grandma with no legs. I beat you silly and then fuck your sister right in front of you.
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You're big but that don't mean shit..... you look as dumb as a bag of rocks and as slow as a grandma with no legs. I beat you silly and then fuck your sister right in front of you.
You would probaly comment on my unusual accent and then ask is there a craft shop around to mend your shirt.
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You would probaly comment on my unusual accent and then ask is there a craft shop around to mend your shirt.
I would comment on your faggy accent and then regail you with my fond memories of when me and my mates fucked up numerous of you cunts in the ulster march through dublin in 2006. :)
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I would stop you in midflow of your ramblings, take out my phone and play with it leaving you dumbfounded and frustrated.