Anyone here been bounced from a club?

[BIG ACH]

Never been physically thrown out, but I was asked to leave once because I got in argument with a group of kids who harassed one of my friend's girlfriends and were grabbing her and shit!


Another time, LOL this was funny... I was 20 years old, tried to get into a club, bouncer tells me I have to be 21 and doesn't let me in... eventually I sneak in, and 20 mins later he finds me and asks me to leave... whats funny is that I was 230 lbs at that time, and he was maybe 160 and SHORT... dude was staring up at me and looked very nervous as he was telling me!  I just smiled and said "Alright, I don't want to get you in trouble" and walked out!

[Ursus]

Can't build muscles on your chin Sunnyjim.

[SS]

Never been physically thrown out, but I was asked to leave once because I got in argument with a group of kids who harassed one of my friend's girlfriends and were grabbing her and shit!


Another time, LOL this was funny... I was 20 years old, tried to get into a club, bouncer tells me I have to be 21 and doesn't let me in... eventually I sneak in, and 20 mins later he finds me and asks me to leave... whats funny is that I was 230 lbs at that time, and he was maybe 160 and SHORT... dude was staring up at me and looked very nervous as he was telling me!  I just smiled and said "Alright, I don't want to get you in trouble" and walked out!

Oh brother!....... another tool that thinks he's bad ass cause of his weight

[nzmusclemonster]

Nice crepe paper shirt.

I make anything look good, geek.

does'nt surprise me

Brutal punctuation.

[newmom]

Not a good story to go with it though

this is true but we always got "hey wanna piggy back ride"

[Ursus]

I make anything look good, geek.

Brutal punctuation.

I may be a geek but you wouldn't say a dickie bird to me IRL.

[Flexb]

Been escorted out twice. Once because they twink bouncer thought he saw a friend and me exchange blow. I showed him my pockets were empty but he still made me leave. I could've easily ko'd this guy and I knew most of the other bouncers there but I knew cops were out front so I left quietly.
Another time some huge bouncer, total hater, cut in front of the girl i was with and bumped her and I. She pushed him and then he got in my face and told me to leave. lol He would have probably killed me so I said Ok and laughed my way to the exit. This dude had been eying me up for months cause I was always with another girl and he hated it.

[nzmusclemonster]

I may be a geek but you wouldn't say a dickie bird to me IRL.

You're big but that don't mean shit..... you look as dumb as a bag of rocks and as slow as a grandma with no legs. I beat you silly and then fuck your sister right in front of you.

[Ursus]

You're big but that don't mean shit..... you look as dumb as a bag of rocks and as slow as a grandma with no legs. I beat you silly and then fuck your sister right in front of you.

You would probaly comment on my unusual accent and then ask is there a craft shop around to mend your shirt.

[nzmusclemonster]

You would probaly comment on my unusual accent and then ask is there a craft shop around to mend your shirt.

I would comment on your faggy accent and then regail you with my fond memories of when me and my mates fucked up numerous of you cunts in the ulster march through dublin in 2006.  

[Ursus]

I would stop you in midflow of your ramblings, take out my phone and play with it leaving you dumbfounded and frustrated.