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what kind of things do you guys say?
i've learned to completely stay away from the age thing all together, for instance don't say "you look good for 45"...
Butterbean, you're welcome to chime in here!
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what kind of things do you guys say?
i've learned to completely stay away from the age thing all together, for instance don't say "you look good for 45"...
Butterbean, you're welcome to chime in here!
;D
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2008/02/milf1.jpg)
"Let me show you my vintage collection of surgical instruments" :D
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you dont say anything....i used to hunt for cougars on the regular
i have three tips...
1)be big...older women like bigger more manly guys
2)dont shave your body..leave arm, and chest hair where it belongs...
3)be very foward...they know what both of you want...dont buy her a drink, dont ask her to dance....just throw it out there and see if she is DTF(down to fuck)
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I wanna know where to pickup black chicks?!
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just be there. if they want you, they'll go for it.
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I wanna know where to pickup black chicks?!
Now I would assume this would be because Norway are lacking in the Black chicks area, you gotta come to the USA then on every corner just waiting bro. 8)
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Lol, when I hunt for milfs, they're in my age range. They usually think I'm younger...most people guess me to be at least 10 years younger or more, an advantage for me... :)
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Never been with a black chick or a woman over 29 :(
Be patient these types of activities will occur as you get older. 8)
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what kind of things do you guys say?
i've learned to completely stay away from the age thing all together, for instance don't say "you look good for 45"...
Butterbean, you're welcome to chime in here!
;D
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2008/02/milf1.jpg)
I would so crush this...
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I would so crush this...
i knew it had to be a tranny!!!
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just be there. if they want you, they'll go for it.
truth.
this one is into muscle worship :P
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the roles are reversed.
if you go to a bar and there's a stack of hot 18-21 year old girls at the bar, you don't lay back and wait. he who hesitates, masturbates. You move, fast and often. Yeah, you'll always have the Fake Ass Situation who claims the youngins line up for him. But most of them know since they are being pursued, they lay back and let guys come up to them.
The roles reverse here. A 25 to 35 year old man is the bait here. You go there, you have a drink with your buddy, you watch the game and you carry yourself with some dignity. it won't take long for them to start things up.
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the roles are reversed.
if you go to a bar and there's a stack of hot 18-21 year old girls at the bar, you don't lay back and wait. he who hesitates, masturbates. You move, fast and often. Yeah, you'll always have the Fake Ass Situation who claims the youngins line up for him. But most of them know since they are being pursued, they lay back and let guys come up to them.
The roles reverse here. A 25 to 35 year old man is the bait here. You go there, you have a drink with your buddy, you watch the game and you carry yourself with some dignity. it won't take long for them to start things up.
Do you ever let them bite?
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I think threadstarter has confused the terms here
see any chick with a kid is a "MILF" no matter what their age is. A 18 year old with a kid is, technically, a "MILF"
what I think threadstarter is trying to talk about is "Mature" women (aka "Cougars)
with that aside, it isn't hard to "pick up" Cougars. Cougars don't play games and know what they want. They don't need to be dined and wined as much as when they were when their respective partners were back in the courting days. They just want to have a "Good time" now.
So, how do you pick up a "Cougar"....well just show them you are interested and everything plays out from there
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I think threadstarter has confused the terms here
see any chick with a kid is a "MILF" no matter what their age is. A 18 year old with a kid is, technically, a "MILF"
what I think threadstarter is trying to talk about is "Mature" women (aka "Cougars)
with that aside, it isn't hard to "pick up" Cougars. Cougars don't play games and know what they want. They don't need to be dined and wined as much as when they were when their respective partners were back in the courting days. They just want to have a "Good time" now.
So, how do you pick up a "Cougar"....well just show them you are interested and everything plays out from there
Thank you for clarifying that!
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the Milf Hunter should post here. he does good work.
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the roles are reversed.
if you go to a bar and there's a stack of hot 18-21 year old girls at the bar, you don't lay back and wait. he who hesitates, masturbates. You move, fast and often. Yeah, you'll always have the Fake Ass Situation who claims the youngins line up for him. But most of them know since they are being pursued, they lay back and let guys come up to them.
The roles reverse here. A 25 to 35 year old man is the bait here. You go there, you have a drink with your buddy, you watch the game and you carry yourself with some dignity. it won't take long for them to start things up.
I agree with Rob. Last year I was at a bar for a coworker's birthday. I was just sitting there minding my own business drinking a beer when this good looking blond at the next table just draped her arm over me and said "I saw you at the bar getting a drink and noticed how good looking you are. I just wanted you to know"...she then went out of her way to tell me the guy she was with is just a "friend". She also said she was really enjoying life at 50. I told her I was only 2 years behind her and she said "no way, I thought you were in your thirties".
The point is, I didn't do shit, she initiated it. No effort needed... :)
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Picking up Milfs in the US is fun and easy.
Just go into any dive bar and they'll be a half dozen horny old bitches looking for salami.
I miss the USA sometimes.
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Cy Tolliver / Schwepps - were you posting as RPF before?
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Picking up Milfs in the US is fun and easy.
Just go into any dive bar and they'll be a half dozen horny old bitches looking for salami.
I miss the USA sometimes.
Yep a dime a dozen in 30 minutes. 8)
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Cy Tolliver / Schwepps - were you posting as RPF before?
Hell no, the almighty RPF ain't the only one who likes milfs
what ever happened to that ma fucka anyway? ???
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My last MILF was so easy. Arranged to meet for a coffee. After that it was "do you want to come back to my place?". And she was like "OK, sure". No bullshit, playing hard to get etc. Once back, we pretty much got straight into it. She insisted on blowing me for way longer than I needed as she said she loved doing it - we are talking 30 mins or more of teasing. And then she told me to "put it inside her" which of course I did. I did her 2 times, and the other good thing was that when I was done, she left - no hanging around for small-talk.
She is 38 (and has no kids). Which raises the point - does a MILF need to have kids to qualify as a MILF, or does an older lady with no kids also count?
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movie star good look+muscle+confidence=pull any single women in a bar into your bed. OR be fucking loaded and pick up chicks with your lambo
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I'll be the first to admit, I don't know much at all about young girls. I think they watch jersey Shore, they make up drama cause they enjoy it, and they'll get you into fights/gun battles which are entirely unnecessary.
I do know a TON about ladies 35+... I play in a band and that's our primary audience. They proudly call themselves cougars... most are divorced... they play hard. They're no joke. They DO NOT waste time. That's probably the biggest thing. They will spend time BSing, but they're scanning the room for their target. Cause they know they peaked long ago, they know most guys are full of shit, and they are just there to feel good, get a little attention, and get off.
Women peak at 35 sexually. Guys peak at 18. There's a whole lot of potential there for a 30 year old guy who takes care of himself.
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Hahha, That;s fucking funny
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I'll be the first to admit, I don't know much at all about young girls. I think they watch jersey Shore, they make up drama cause they enjoy it, and they'll get you into fights/gun battles which are entirely unnecessary.
I do know a TON about ladies 35+... I play in a band and that's our primary audience. They proudly call themselves cougars... most are divorced... they play hard. They're no joke. They DO NOT waste time. That's probably the biggest thing. They will spend time BSing, but they're scanning the room for their target. Cause they know they peaked long ago, they know most guys are full of shit, and they are just there to feel good, get a little attention, and get off.
Women peak at 35 sexually. Guys peak at 18. There's a whole lot of potential there for a 30 year old guy who takes care of himself.
this is why people should be vegetarians to ward of balding, im tellin ya i was losing hair at a young age then it suddenly stopped going vegetarian
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I'll be the first to admit, I don't know much at all about young girls. I think they watch jersey Shore, they make up drama cause they enjoy it, and they'll get you into fights/gun battles which are entirely unnecessary.
I do know a TON about ladies 35+... I play in a band and that's our primary audience. They proudly call themselves cougars... most are divorced... they play hard. They're no joke. They DO NOT waste time. That's probably the biggest thing. They will spend time BSing, but they're scanning the room for their target. Cause they know they peaked long ago, they know most guys are full of shit, and they are just there to feel good, get a little attention, and get off.
Women peak at 35 sexually. Guys peak at 18. There's a whole lot of potential there for a 30 year old guy who takes care of himself.
dead on post here...
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I'll be the first to admit, I don't know much at all about young girls. I think they watch jersey Shore, they make up drama cause they enjoy it, and they'll get you into fights/gun battles which are entirely unnecessary.
I do know a TON about ladies 35+... I play in a band and that's our primary audience. They proudly call themselves cougars... most are divorced... they play hard. They're no joke. They DO NOT waste time. That's probably the biggest thing. They will spend time BSing, but they're scanning the room for their target. Cause they know they peaked long ago, they know most guys are full of shit, and they are just there to feel good, get a little attention, and get off.
Women peak at 35 sexually. Guys peak at 18. There's a whole lot of potential there for a 30 year old guy who takes care of himself.
They're all whores and deserve to be beaten by angry middle eastern men that smell of hummus and beer.
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I'd rather be bald and eat meat then be a vegetarian with hair.. honest truth
when i gave up meat i gave into eating all the sweets /pastries and doughnuts i wanted. trust me its a good trade off. i eat so much food, take a couple of big shits a day and life is great. one day you might change. meat eating gets old, i know it tastes good but eventually the energy effect from meat wanes and refuses to 'work' for you like it used to
its cool when i tell people im a vegetarain then i tell them they should be one too lol, it pisses the insecure type off to have someone suggest a new way of eating
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when i gave up meat i gave into eating all the sweets /pastries and doughnuts i wanted. trust me its a good trade off.
yea but u also look like shit now...
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just be there. if they want you, they'll go for it.
truth and truth...
If youre able to have a good time(just have a good time in general) and are younger with a decent amount of muscle you wont have to make a move they will let you know...
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My last MILF was so easy. Arranged to meet for a coffee. After that it was "do you want to come back to my place?". And she was like "OK, sure". No bullshit, playing hard to get etc. Once back, we pretty much got straight into it. She insisted on blowing me for way longer than I needed as she said she loved doing it - we are talking 30 mins or more of teasing. And then she told me to "put it inside her" which of course I did. I did her 2 times, and the other good thing was that when I was done, she left - no hanging around for small-talk.
She is 38 (and has no kids). Which raises the point - does a MILF need to have kids to qualify as a MILF, or does an older lady with no kids also count?
This sounds kind of depressing. :-\
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This sounds kind of depressing. :-\
what he doesn't say in his story is that the woman was an escort and he was charged an extra 100 bucks for his ''30mins or more of teasing''... lmao
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My last MILF was so easy. Arranged to meet for a coffee. After that it was "do you want to come back to my place?". And she was like "OK, sure". No bullshit, playing hard to get etc. Once back, we pretty much got straight into it. She insisted on blowing me for way longer than I needed as she said she loved doing it - we are talking 30 mins or more of teasing. And then she told me to "put it inside her" which of course I did. I did her 2 times, and the other good thing was that when I was done, she left - no hanging around for small-talk.
She is 38 (and has no kids). Which raises the point - does a MILF need to have kids to qualify as a MILF, or does an older lady with no kids also count?
Gawd Damn, are you dumb? No wonder you are seeking women in Asia...the first letter in the acronym stands for "Mother"...so to answer your question, yes she needs to have kids to be a MILF....
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its cool when i tell people im a vegetarain then i tell them they should be one too lol, it pisses the insecure type off to have someone suggest a new way of eating
It's nothing about being insecure, they simply don't like being told what to eat. Besides your big as shit, that wouldn't happen on beans and rice.
Anyhow that balding shit is bullshit, I eat more meat now than I did when my hair first did it's rapid receding, had less to do with meat and alot more to do with hormone shifts due to age.
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They're all whores and deserve to be beaten by angry middle eastern men that smell of hummus and beer.
Wiggs...seats for your kind are at the back of the bus, off you go now.
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Gawd Damn, are you dumb? No wonder you are seeking women in Asia...the first letter in the acronym stands for "Mother"...so to answer your question, yes she needs to have kids to be a MILF....
Oh - I see. I thought it stood for Married Independent Loves Fucking.
I was getting confused between cougers and milfs. In that case that last one I did was a couger, not a milf.
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the thing with older women is that they dare to flirt, youngsters are more intimidated by you too when you have a little more muscle than the regular guy, and older ones are not ashamed of admitting they like porn and to do porn on the same night as well.
and no she doesnt to have kids offcourse to be a milf, who gives a shit if she has kids. sexy old is sexy old.
and what you need to say to them? just what you think. it works tremendous when you just say she has nice tits and ass, political correctness as being propagated by filth tv as from oprah all these women shows is not getting you anywhere.
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keep these teen pics out of this thread. real mature please.
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I agree with Rob. Last year I was at a bar for a coworker's birthday. I was just sitting there minding my own business drinking a beer when this good looking blond at the next table just draped her arm over me and said "I saw you at the bar getting a drink and noticed how good looking you are. I just wanted you to know"...she then went out of her way to tell me the guy she was with is just a "friend". She also said she was really enjoying life at 50. I told her I was only 2 years behind her and she said "no way, I thought you were in your thirties".
The point is, I didn't do shit, she initiated it. No effort needed... :)
And you didnt' take her home and knock that dust off why?
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keep these teen pics out of this thread. real mature please.
she's at least 25-30
by the way I apologize for directly addressing Mars, I know I don't have 10,000 posts and I haven't been here long enough, I hope it can be overlooked this once
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the thing with older women is that they dare to flirt, youngsters are more intimidated by you too when you have a little more muscle than the regular guy, and older ones are not ashamed of admitting they like porn and to do porn on the same night as well.
and no she doesnt to have kids offcourse to be a milf, who gives a shit if she has kids. sexy old is sexy old.
and what you need to say to them? just what you think. it works tremendous when you just say she has nice tits and ass, political correctness as being propagated by filth tv as from oprah all these women shows is not getting you anywhere.
In order to be a milf one has to have kids, no kids then the milf name doesn't apply...she is not a mother then...then is just a chick you want to fvck...in essence a CILF...as Salvatore said, a milf doesn't have to be old, she just has to have kids.
Basically, the older chicas I guess are like second hand cars...they got some mileage on them, but are still good for the ride...
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Wiggs...seats for your kind are at the back of the bus, off you go now.
What's the matter hit too close to home? Daddy beating on mommy and kicking his little cu nt of son around?
Your daughter will be fucked by a pack of angry n*gs and like it...remember that....now off you go...Pray we never cross paths you fucking kleine scheisskopf...your mother is a fotze...
ya c u nt...Maybe next time you'll think twice before you peck those keys Hans...No one was speaking to you.
How do ya like them apples?...ya fuckin' piss ant.
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What i'd like to know is how to crack a woman that's married, wants to fuck, but is afraid to take that dip into new cock (no homo). I've been working my neighbor for a hell of a while but every time it gets near sexual she freaks out.
Hardest thing to do is to get a girl to fuck you when they're sober. Can you actually fuck a woman you've known for a while (years) and somehow carry on as nothing happened? I mean, i can do it, but can she?
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Basicaly and speaking out of a personal expirence, cougars are better than young chicks. One question, what's your oppinion on dating a cougar, not just hitting it. I've been going out with one for about a year now, whos' 10 years older than me and I'm turning 30 next year. We have a great time 2gether, sex is the best I ever had b4, but when we talk about something like future and shit, she always changes the topic. I asked her if we are 2gether untill someone (me or her) finds somebody else and she replied: "We're hanging with each other and dating couse it's fun and we like eachother." But she cant' speak about the future.
Like I said, we're both attracted 2 each other, we have that animal look in our eyes when we get 2gether and just do it all over her place, we do things 2gether, go out, I sleep at her place, everything. Just a perfect relationship. I only need to avoid conversations about future or if she's mine and shit. She's always says that if she wouldn't be mine, she wouldn't be there with me. Is it just me, do I really just want 2 hear her say: I'm yours.
Oh yeah, back 2 da topic. Cougars are better than young chicks. Like I said, I've been with her for a year now. We had our differences, because she wouldn't answer the simple question, which is like a joke 2 me. I say: Are your mine. She would just have to say:"Yes", but it's never like that. I'm over that thing now. But a funny thing happened this summer. I was at the beach with my buddies 4 a week and she was on her vacation with her friend (woman). I kinda got atrracted 2 a younger chick, 23 was she. I got home, went 2 my girlfriend and we broke up. Started dating this young chick 4 a month, and it wasn't the same. Sex, as little of it as it was, wasn't good. She actually said, I would have 2 wait a whole month untill I get it again. I was, wh000t? I wasn't used to wait, cause if you date someone, that thing must be normal, you want your girl, and u expect the same, that she wants u. But she had her "I guess" rules and It didn't work out good. So 1 month, and then, bye bye. The whole month, the only thing I was thinking was about my ex, the cougar one. So I just called her, we went 2 a dinner, talked, (like nothing happened in between) and did it again like rabbits do it. Damn, so I'm back with her and we're just having the best time 2gether. I'm just a bit unhappy, cause of the way we guys think. When we smell poontang we go after it. Is it number 4 us, like yeeeeey 1 more. Now I see I drifted somewhere so I have to kinda end this post by saying, DAMN COUGARS ARE WAY BETTER THAN YOUNG CHICKS, I guess I just needed to compare them.
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What's the matter hit too close to home? Daddy beating on mommy and kicking his little cu nt of son around?
Your daughter will be fucked by a pack of angry n*gs and like it...remember that....now off you go...Pray we never cross paths you fucking kleine scheisskopf...your mother is a fotze...
ya c u nt...Maybe next time you'll think twice before you peck those keys Hans...No one was speaking to you.
How do ya like them apples?...ya fuckin' piss ant.
Remember, you=have big cock, which white women=crave.
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What i'd like to know is how to crack a woman that's married, wants to fuck, but is afraid to take that dip into new cock (no homo). I've been working my neighbor for a hell of a while but every time it gets near sexual she freaks out.
A married neighbour!? Shrewd.
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A married neighbour!? Shrewd.
What could possibly go wrong? ::)
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When I was younger and traveling I had a blast with older women. When I was in Ft. Lauderdale I had this girl come down who was married to the Fire Chief in Miami. She did something for the city government where she had to come to Lauderdale every week. Man she always came to see me. She was hot as hell. When I used to go clubbing with buddies there was one club in Torrance that had all married women and older women. Man I would walk into that place and it was crazy. Bouncing at the place I did which was the #1 club in LA the bouncers were like celebrities and tourist attractions. We only had 5 of us but women from all over the country and world came in looking for us by name. Their friends had come in while in town and ended up with one of us and they would go back hoime and tell their friends to ask for us. It was awesome. And living in Hawaii tourist girls HAD TO conquer a local guy.
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what kind of things do you guys say?
i've learned to completely stay away from the age thing all together, for instance don't say "you look good for 45"...
Butterbean, you're welcome to chime in here!
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30 and 30+ women are easyer for me to get because they care what the man is like... women my age, they only care what I can do, so I have to go around 100 girls to get 4 maby, it's hard work.
At the same time it's pissing me off that I can get these 30 year olds only because they are in their "phase". They are 30 and they start to see my kind of boys really good looking instead of "ok" because they know they are getting much older than 25.
Another bad thing is, they may have loose ass... erection killer.
Atleast in north europe for sure...
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just say "this place is boring lets go get dessert"
then drive to her oad after dennys
drop trow
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Basicaly and speaking out of a personal expirence, cougars are better than young chicks. One question, what's your oppinion on dating a cougar, not just hitting it. I've been going out with one for about a year now, whos' 10 years older than me and I'm turning 30 next year. We have a great time 2gether, sex is the best I ever had b4, but when we talk about something like future and shit, she always changes the topic. I asked her if we are 2gether untill someone (me or her) finds somebody else and she replied: "We're hanging with each other and dating couse it's fun and we like eachother." But she cant' speak about the future.
Like I said, we're both attracted 2 each other, we have that animal look in our eyes when we get 2gether and just do it all over her place, we do things 2gether, go out, I sleep at her place, everything. Just a perfect relationship. I only need to avoid conversations about future or if she's mine and shit. She's always says that if she wouldn't be mine, she wouldn't be there with me. Is it just me, do I really just want 2 hear her say: I'm yours.
Oh yeah, back 2 da topic. Cougars are better than young chicks. Like I said, I've been with her for a year now. We had our differences, because she wouldn't answer the simple question, which is like a joke 2 me. I say: Are your mine. She would just have to say:"Yes", but it's never like that. I'm over that thing now. But a funny thing happened this summer. I was at the beach with my buddies 4 a week and she was on her vacation with her friend (woman). I kinda got atrracted 2 a younger chick, 23 was she. I got home, went 2 my girlfriend and we broke up. Started dating this young chick 4 a month, and it wasn't the same. Sex, as little of it as it was, wasn't good. She actually said, I would have 2 wait a whole month untill I get it again. I was, wh000t? I wasn't used to wait, cause if you date someone, that thing must be normal, you want your girl, and u expect the same, that she wants u. But she had her "I guess" rules and It didn't work out good. So 1 month, and then, bye bye. The whole month, the only thing I was thinking was about my ex, the cougar one. So I just called her, we went 2 a dinner, talked, (like nothing happened in between) and did it again like rabbits do it. Damn, so I'm back with her and we're just having the best time 2gether. I'm just a bit unhappy, cause of the way we guys think. When we smell poontang we go after it. Is it number 4 us, like yeeeeey 1 more. Now I see I drifted somewhere so I have to kinda end this post by saying, DAMN COUGARS ARE WAY BETTER THAN YOUNG CHICKS, I guess I just needed to compare them.
oh yes they are. im in relationship with a cougar 26 years older than me and its the best girlfriend I ever had. she fucking knows how to cook!!
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(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/2008/02/milf1.jpg)
hot as hell
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Basicaly and speaking out of a personal expirence, cougars are better than young chicks. One question, what's your oppinion on dating a cougar, not just hitting it. I've been going out with one for about a year now, whos' 10 years older than me and I'm turning 30 next year. We have a great time 2gether, sex is the best I ever had b4, but when we talk about something like future and shit, she always changes the topic. I asked her if we are 2gether untill someone (me or her) finds somebody else and she replied: "We're hanging with each other and dating couse it's fun and we like eachother." But she cant' speak about the future.
Like I said, we're both attracted 2 each other, we have that animal look in our eyes when we get 2gether and just do it all over her place, we do things 2gether, go out, I sleep at her place, everything. Just a perfect relationship. I only need to avoid conversations about future or if she's mine and shit. She's always says that if she wouldn't be mine, she wouldn't be there with me. Is it just me, do I really just want 2 hear her say: I'm yours.
Oh yeah, back 2 da topic. Cougars are better than young chicks. Like I said, I've been with her for a year now. We had our differences, because she wouldn't answer the simple question, which is like a joke 2 me. I say: Are your mine. She would just have to say:"Yes", but it's never like that. I'm over that thing now. But a funny thing happened this summer. I was at the beach with my buddies 4 a week and she was on her vacation with her friend (woman). I kinda got atrracted 2 a younger chick, 23 was she. I got home, went 2 my girlfriend and we broke up. Started dating this young chick 4 a month, and it wasn't the same. Sex, as little of it as it was, wasn't good. She actually said, I would have 2 wait a whole month untill I get it again. I was, wh000t? I wasn't used to wait, cause if you date someone, that thing must be normal, you want your girl, and u expect the same, that she wants u. But she had her "I guess" rules and It didn't work out good. So 1 month, and then, bye bye. The whole month, the only thing I was thinking was about my ex, the cougar one. So I just called her, we went 2 a dinner, talked, (like nothing happened in between) and did it again like rabbits do it. Damn, so I'm back with her and we're just having the best time 2gether. I'm just a bit unhappy, cause of the way we guys think. When we smell poontang we go after it. Is it number 4 us, like yeeeeey 1 more. Now I see I drifted somewhere so I have to kinda end this post by saying, DAMN COUGARS ARE WAY BETTER THAN YOUNG CHICKS, I guess I just needed to compare them.
Two Words: Damaged Goods
Which would rather make a Apple Pie from, Fresh Granny Smith Apples, or bruised, dimpled, fruit fly infested ones? I mean, both still have the taste, right?
Cougar is not the way to go for a relationship, which it seems that you want. It takes her position of freedom and power away, and chances are, she ain't right in the head in the first place. And since you are 30, you keep saying Young Chicks, vs the older one---there is a happy medium....so why not chicks your age?
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the roles are reversed.
if you go to a bar and there's a stack of hot 18-21 year old girls at the bar, you don't lay back and wait. he who hesitates, masturbates. You move, fast and often. Yeah, you'll always have the Fake Ass Situation who claims the youngins line up for him. But most of them know since they are being pursued, they lay back and let guys come up to them.
The roles reverse here. A 25 to 35 year old man is the bait here. You go there, you have a drink with your buddy, you watch the game and you carry yourself with some dignity. it won't take long for them to start things up.
that's my experience too. you want the young chicks, you chase them. no thanks, yes thanks..no matter you just keep fishing.
cougars/older chicks...they will often come to you. as long as you have some class and and style atleast lol.
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is it me or has it become more and more evident that the easiest age demographic for easy scoring is the "Barely Legal" crowd and the "Cougars ?
With this being said it also becomes more apparent that the hugest pains in the asses are the stuck up career girls in there mid twenties who are too good for everyone....I hate those bitches, btw
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is it me or has it become more and more evident that the easiest age demographic for easy scoring is the "Barely Legal" crowd and the "Cougars ?
With this being said it also becomes more apparent that the hugest pains in the asses are the stuck up career girls in there mid twenties who are too good for everyone....I hate those bitches, btw
in many ways it's like that. i'm not really into the barely legal crowd tho as they go on my nerves. mostly stick to women who are 28+ these days.
i completely stay away from stressed out psycho career bitches.
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that's fucking nasty
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you dont say anything....i used to hunt for cougars on the regular
i have three tips...
1)be big...older women like bigger more manly guys
2)dont shave your body..leave arm, and chest hair where it belongs...
3)be very foward...they know what both of you want...dont buy her a drink, dont ask her to dance....just throw it out there and see if she is DTF(down to fuck)
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pretty much spot on, especially number 3. number 1 and 2 are true too but these bithces like all dudes who look decent, doesnt necessarily have to be big.
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Remember, you=have big cock
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Basicaly and speaking out of a personal expirence, cougars are better than young chicks. One question, what's your oppinion on dating a cougar, not just hitting it. I've been going out with one for about a year now, whos' 10 years older than me and I'm turning 30 next year. We have a great time 2gether, sex is the best I ever had b4, but when we talk about something like future and shit, she always changes the topic. I asked her if we are 2gether untill someone (me or her) finds somebody else and she replied: "We're hanging with each other and dating couse it's fun and we like eachother." But she cant' speak about the future.
Like I said, we're both attracted 2 each other, we have that animal look in our eyes when we get 2gether and just do it all over her place, we do things 2gether, go out, I sleep at her place, everything. Just a perfect relationship. I only need to avoid conversations about future or if she's mine and shit. She's always says that if she wouldn't be mine, she wouldn't be there with me. Is it just me, do I really just want 2 hear her say: I'm yours.
Oh yeah, back 2 da topic. Cougars are better than young chicks. Like I said, I've been with her for a year now. We had our differences, because she wouldn't answer the simple question, which is like a joke 2 me. I say: Are your mine. She would just have to say:"Yes", but it's never like that. I'm over that thing now. But a funny thing happened this summer. I was at the beach with my buddies 4 a week and she was on her vacation with her friend (woman). I kinda got atrracted 2 a younger chick, 23 was she. I got home, went 2 my girlfriend and we broke up. Started dating this young chick 4 a month, and it wasn't the same. Sex, as little of it as it was, wasn't good. She actually said, I would have 2 wait a whole month untill I get it again. I was, wh000t? I wasn't used to wait, cause if you date someone, that thing must be normal, you want your girl, and u expect the same, that she wants u. But she had her "I guess" rules and It didn't work out good. So 1 month, and then, bye bye. The whole month, the only thing I was thinking was about my ex, the cougar one. So I just called her, we went 2 a dinner, talked, (like nothing happened in between) and did it again like rabbits do it. Damn, so I'm back with her and we're just having the best time 2gether. I'm just a bit unhappy, cause of the way we guys think. When we smell poontang we go after it. Is it number 4 us, like yeeeeey 1 more. Now I see I drifted somewhere so I have to kinda end this post by saying, DAMN COUGARS ARE WAY BETTER THAN YOUNG CHICKS, I guess I just needed to compare them.
Stop being such a woman and just enjoy it for what it is for fucks sake.
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is it me or has it become more and more evident that the easiest age demographic for easy scoring is the "Barely Legal" crowd and the "Cougars ?
With this being said it also becomes more apparent that the hugest pains in the asses are the stuck up career girls in there mid twenties who are too good for everyone....I hate those bitches, btw
You are correct. The Feminist and Women's Lib Handbook does not mention this to those "in between" career women. What happens is that they have their careers and the "safe guy" who is more a neutered "yes man", and still feel "unhappy", divorce ensues, usually do to one or both parties cheating or finances, and then the woman reverts back to her "early years"... Meanwhile their kids see this and the young daughters (18-22) try and emulate their mothers...then become career women, and the cycle continues.
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You are correct. The Feminist and Women's Lib Handbook does not mention this to those "in between" career women. What happens is that they have their careers and the "safe guy" who is more a neutered "yes man", and still feel "unhappy", divorce ensues, usually do to one or both parties cheating or finances, and then the woman reverts back to her "early years"... Meanwhile their kids see this and the young daughters (18-22) try and emulate their mothers...then become career women, and the cycle continues.
yes-the "safe guy"....i've always wondered what his term was...oh and they all look like someone who could star in a Judd Apatow movie
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A great sense of humor will do the trick... ;)
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yes-the "safe guy"....i've always wondered what his term was...oh and they all look like someone who could star in a Judd Apatow movie
Yep, two stories on the "safe guy", in one of the local papers it showed this guy who was a teller at a bank and looked the King of Queens with a goatee, his fiancé? Well, she was stellar hot blonde who was a teacher. One of my co-workers said, "he must know how to fuck", I said, "No, he is 'safe', plus she wants to get married...and she makes at least 25k more than him."
And I saw another couple while out voting, the woman looked like the black girl on Boy Meets World, he looked like Frodo Baggins fat friend...needless to say, he followed her lead...my only concern is,
Does the safe guy get the pussy when it is prime shape? and is it wasted on him? Enquiring minds want to know.
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don overthink this. just go right up to the old bitch and smack her ass.
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A great sense of humor will do the trick... ;)
This.
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When I was younger and traveling I had a blast with older women. When I was in Ft. Lauderdale I had this girl come down who was married to the Fire Chief in Miami. She did something for the city government where she had to come to Lauderdale every week. Man she always came to see me. She was hot as hell. When I used to go clubbing with buddies there was one club in Torrance that had all married women and older women. Man I would walk into that place and it was crazy. Bouncing at the place I did which was the #1 club in LA the bouncers were like celebrities and tourist attractions. We only had 5 of us but women from all over the country and world came in looking for us by name. Their friends had come in while in town and ended up with one of us and they would go back hoime and tell their friends to ask for us. It was awesome. And living in Hawaii tourist girls HAD TO conquer a local guy.
good one but needless to say Milfs have to be curvy ortherwise skinny Milfs are a big turnoff ;D
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what kind of things do you guys say?
i've learned to completely stay away from the age thing all together, for instance don't say "you look good for 45"...
Butterbean, you're welcome to chime in here!
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Why the fuck would any guys want to fuck saggy 40 year olds when there are so many 18 year-old whores on Myspace looking for one night stands and fuck buddies.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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I agree with Rob. Last year I was at a bar for a coworker's birthday. I was just sitting there minding my own business drinking a beer when this good looking blond at the next table just draped her arm over me and said "I saw you at the bar getting a drink and noticed how good looking you are. I just wanted you to know"...she then went out of her way to tell me the guy she was with is just a "friend". She also said she was really enjoying life at 50. I told her I was only 2 years behind her and she said "no way, I thought you were in your thirties".
The point is, I didn't do shit, she initiated it. No effort needed... :)
yeahh righhtt no such thing most women look like shit by the time they are 45 thats when ass starts to sag
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Two Words: Damaged Goods
Which would rather make a Apple Pie from, Fresh Granny Smith Apples, or bruised, dimpled, fruit fly infested ones? I mean, both still have the taste, right?
Cougar is not the way to go for a relationship, which it seems that you want. It takes her position of freedom and power away, and chances are, she ain't right in the head in the first place. And since you are 30, you keep saying Young Chicks, vs the older one---there is a happy medium....so why not chicks your age?
the unwritten rule :D
when with an older woman: you are "good friends" and fuck A LOT!! No relationship, don't ruin the best fuckbuddy you will ever have with "feelings"
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hot as hell
Check the pictures of the family in the background...it's safe to assume she might a cuckhold as well---down for a lil "ground and pound".
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oh yes they are. im in relationship with a cougar 26 years older than me and its the best girlfriend I ever had. she fucking knows how to cook!!
holy shit so shes 46? What about your other friends (girls) your age that probably doesn't help your reputation much. If I was getting action from some older pussy I would keep it on the lowdown unless she was an absolute dime.
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holy shit so shes 46? What about your other friends (girls) your age that probably doesn't help your reputation much. If I was getting action from some older pussy I would keep it on the lowdown unless she was an absolute dime.
I know its crazy, I sometimes wonder wtf am I doing, why not get a girl of my age.. its like not normal, but our relation is seriously amazing, so I stay with her. only bad thing is she got 2 kids of my age, who both deeply hate me, lol.
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Why the fuck would any guys want to fuck saggy 40 year olds when there are so many 18 year-old whores on Myspace looking for one night stands and fuck buddies.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
wtf is myspace? ???
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I know its crazy, I sometimes wonder wtf am I doing, why not get a girl of my age.. its like not normal, but our relation is seriously amazing, so I stay with her. only bad thing is she got 2 kids of my age, who both deeply hate me, lol.
LMAO! That is fucking weird when you date someone that much older and her kids are your age. I'd probably hate you too.