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I get a call from Paula Gordon of White Eagle Productions to tell me they liked me and it looks like I got the part. Stallone postponed filming by 3 months as he trained to be an armwrestler. I am on my way to the Radford Studios (where they pieces of Gone with the Wind). As I open the door to the office there is a table with allot of pictures on it. A guy is sitting in front of me stands up and turns to me and says "Hey Keith". It's Stallone. All i could say was hi back. I was there to pick up a copy of the script. Anyway a couple weeks later I get a call from Paula. She starts talking to me and such and then says she has something to tell me.
She says don't take this wrong keith but it looks like they are going to go with another guy. I said what I thought I had it. she says you did but Stallones wife Bridgette got involved. I said what do you mean. she says Bridgette said that you were too good looking to play opposite of Sly. I couldn;t believe it.
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I get a call from Paula Gordon of White Eagle Productions to tell me they liked me and it looks like I got the part. Stallone postponed filming by 3 months as he trained to be an armwrestler. I am on my way to the Radford Studios (where they pieces of Gone with the Wind). As I open the door to the office there is a table with allot of pictures on it. A guy is sitting in front of me stands up and turns to me and says "Hey Keith". It's Stallone. All i could say was hi back. I was there to pick up a copy of the script. Anyway a couple weeks later I get a call from Paula. She starts talking to me and such and then says she has something to tell me.
She says don't take this wrong keith but it looks like they are going to go with another guy. I said what I thought I had it. she says you did but Stallones wife Bridgette got involved. I said what do you mean. she says Bridgette said that you were too good looking to play opposite of Sly. I couldn;t believe it.
Easy to verify., Call her up. See unlike you and others I include names or photos when I have them. Unlike you or others who just talk shit, I talk the talk and walk the walk. Come on, you are such a great investigator find Paula and ask her. Come on instead of tryiong to make me look like a liar prove something sometime. I will wait.
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I dunno, che- Keith is pretty hot. I'm a striaight man and I would fuck him
.......then again, I hate my dad
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Easy to verify., Call her up.
Hahha ,I don't have to call her up I have seen your pictures ;D
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Keith, its called an excuse, like when a woman says "its not you, its me" which really means she wants other cock and is bored.
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keith, does it sting knowing that she altered your entire life history by getting involved?
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Keith, its called an excuse, like when a woman says "its not you, its me" which really means she wants other cock and is bored.
here is my head shot from back then. lets see yours. hahahaha exactly
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here is my head shot from back then. lets see yours. hahahaha exactly
Keith, by Obstacles do you mean food or spiders?
(http://www.keithdjones.com/mainback.jpg)
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here is my head shot from back then. lets see yours. hahahaha exactly
Looking good and healthy, Keith.
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Keith, by Obstacles do you mean food or spiders?
(http://www.keithdjones.com/mainback.jpg)
pm me your email and I will autograph a headshot for you. I have a feeling you are very obsessed with me. So we might as well take it to the next step
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Keith, by Obstacles do you mean food or spiders?
(http://www.keithdjones.com/mainback.jpg)
Doesn't this guy weigh like 450 pounds in his recent pics?
Damn man. Step away from the donuts and end the permabulking.
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here is my head shot from back then. lets see yours. hahahaha exactly
You were a beautiful man before the spider bite, Keith.
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keith looks like a gym teacher in that pic
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keith looks like a gym teacher in that pic
Lol, exactly, he just looks like a regular guy but has been deluded all these years by some casting agents lies ;D
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keith looks like a gym teacher in that pic
(http://mllv.bllv.de/1-aktuell/bilder-und-texte/2008-07-14_Nacht_des-Lehrerhauses/Turnvater-Jahn.jpg)
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Keith, its called an excuse, like when a woman says "its not you, its me" which really means she wants other cock and is bored.
He's not lieing he's just not coming to terms with an obvious truth, besides didn't that guy end up living outside of golds in a fucking van.
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keith looks like a gym teacher in that pic
(http://www.newprophecy.net/Freddie_Mercury_2.jpg)
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Brigitte used to be very good looking. I guess she thought Keith was better looking than Sly.
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Dnt understand why everyone talks shit about Keith- snds like a guy who lives the life- cool memories and posts up pics to back his shit up??
I give the guy my respect
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gayer than spending the last half of your life bragging about the first half
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gayer than spending the last half of your life bragging about the first half
Well played sir!
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gayer than spending the last half of your life bragging about the first half
brutal yet sad. :-[ :-[
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gayer than spending the last half of your life bragging about the first half
Yes but at least I have something top talk about. You and some others well it is going to be very boring to say the least when you get older
He's not lieing he's just not coming to terms with an obvious truth, besides didn't that guy end up living outside of golds in a fucking van.
hahaha that guy was in the movie Over the Top since we are on the subject.
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Doesn't this guy weigh like 450 pounds in his recent pics?
Damn man. Step away from the donuts and end the permabulking.
Err - not only that - isn't he black in his recent pics ?
Was he the recipient of Michael Jacksons melanin donations ?
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I was all set to be the male lead in a big budget porno movie , but they let me go because my dick was too big.
The lead porn actress said I my dick was too big and the other men would feel bad on the set. Damn . :o
LOL, Kieth is ok and has done some cool stuff.
I hope this post sees him healthy and happy.
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i dont get all the hate for onlyme :-\
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Easy to verify., Call her up. See unlike you and others I include names or photos when I have them. Unlike you or others who just talk shit, I talk the talk and walk the walk. Come on, you are such a great investigator find Paula and ask her. Come on instead of tryiong to make me look like a liar prove something sometime. I will wait.
Have you ever thought that was her way of just letting you down easy ::) Have you seen Rocky 4 and what Dolph looked like?
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gayer than spending the last half of your life bragging about the first half
lolzzzz
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Have you ever thought that was her way of just letting you down easy ::) Have you seen Rocky 4 and what Dolf looked like?
no homo?
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here is my head shot from back then. lets see yours. hahahaha exactly
You would have made millions in Hollywood had the TV show 21 Jumpstreet ever casted a fat gay cop ;) I kid I kid ;D
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Have you ever thought that was her way of just letting you down easy ::) Have you seen Rocky 4 and what Dolph looked like?
(http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/230667.1020.A.jpg)
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(http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/230667.1020.A.jpg)
hahah you've got to love these old pictures.
He has a 9mm Uzi in his hand but a belt of 7.62mm around his chest :D
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Bridgette was hot back in the day, drove a bunch of dudes crazy Mark Gastineau NFL star comes to mind he went to prison drove him out his mind coupled with drugs. She must of had some good pussy.
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Keith, have you played the villain in "Out for justice" with Steven Seagal?
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I don't know why you guys are giving Keith such a hard time.
Keith was a very good looking man in his prime. I remember back in the days when he was modeling for those razor ads.
Every gay club in the city had posters of Keith with his bald head behind every bathroom stall door. I remember noticing that some stalls had the poster where he had a completely shaven, dry head and other stalls had the poster where his head was covered in thick, shaving cream, the ones with the shaving cream looked so life-like, almost as if the shaving cream could just slide right off.
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I don't know why you guys are giving Keith such a hard time.
Keith was a very good looking man in his prime. I remember back in the days when he was modeling for those razor ads.
Every gay club in the city had posters of Keith with his bald head behind every bathroom stall door. I remember noticing that some stalls had the poster where he had a completely shaven, dry head and other stalls had the poster where his head was covered in thick, shaving cream, the ones with the shaving cream looked so life-like, almost as if the shaving cream could just slide right off.
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So, what you are saying is that you are VERY familiar with what the inside of gay clubs bathrooms looked like in the 80's? ;D
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You focking kids crack me up! what have guys done in your lifes? shit thats what i thoug nuttin! I done more in my first 10 yrs of life than all you kids put together. now go back to your mommys basemnet and jerk off to my head shot . lossers!
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You focking kids crack me up! what have guys done in your lifes? shit thats what i thoug nuttin! I done more in my first 10 yrs of life than all you kids put together. now go back to your mommys basemnet and jerk off to my head shot . lossers!
You'll never make it kid... ;D
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So, what you are saying is that you are VERY familiar with what the inside of gay clubs bathrooms looked like in the 80's? ;D
Like the back of my hand, your point?
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Like the back of my hand, your point?
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Nicely played..... ;D
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gayer than spending the last half of your life bragging about the first half
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Keith is a very good guy. I have never had the pleasure of meeting him but we have had some good dialogue off line. Many of you wish you had 1/100th the stories and memories Keith has had....
His battles with Goodrum are Getbig classics!
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Keith is a very good guy. I have never had the pleasure of meeting him but we have had some good dialogue off line. Many of you wish you had 1/100th the stories and memories Keith has had....
His battles with Goodrum are Getbig classics!
I think Keith is cool too. I just worry that if he keeps up his feud with Goodrum, it might become violent.
I don't know if Keith is in any condition to physically fight with Goodrum. If things got serious, I fear that Goodrum might hurt Keith in this particular point in time.
Back in his over the top days, Keith would slaughter Goodrum, but, as of now, I think Melvin has an edge.
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Keith is a very good guy. I have never had the pleasure of meeting him but we have had some good dialogue off line. Many of you wish you had 1/100th the stories and memories Keith has had....
His battles with Goodrum are Getbig classics!
::)
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keith looks like a gym teacher in that pic
There is sooo a Howard joke in this post.
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I think Keith is cool too. I just worry that if he keeps up his feud with Goodrum, it might become violent.
I don't know if Keith is in any condition to physically fight with Goodrum. If things got serious, I fear that Goodrum might hurt Keith in this particular point in time.
Back in his over the top days, Keith would slaughter Goodrum, but, as of now, I think Melvin has an edge.
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You may have a point. Rumor has it Goodrum has been using the shaker weight to put on size and get in shape for his next show
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I was all set to be the male lead in a big budget gay porno movie , but they let me go because my dick was too small.
The lead porn actor said my dick was too small compared to the other men and he would not feel a thing if i put it in. Damn . :o
LOL, Kieth is ok and has done some cool stuff.
I hope I dont die old lonely and still gay.
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Howard is so unfunny, he makes tallgerman look like Dave Chappelle.
Not even a mongoloid teenager could laugh about this shit.
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Howard is so unfunny, he makes tallgerman look like Dave Chappelle.
You on the other hand are a pretty funny guy ;D
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I didn't know that OneMoreRep was a "Friend of Judy's"
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I didn't know that OneMoreRep was a "Friend of Judy's"
...and a "friend of Dorothy" as well!
How long have you been part of the travelling sisterhood?
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...and a "friend of Dorothy" as well!
How long have you been part of the travelling sisterhood?
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that's it- "Friends of Dorothy" my bad
i'm not in the "sisterhood" per se but have alot of friends in it
needless to say, they are all depressed that Halloween is over for this year
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Wonder how that device would with Auto Erotica (hanging while jacking off) death would be certain. Maybe David Carradine had one?
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Keith, by Obstacles do you mean food or spiders?
(http://www.keithdjones.com/mainback.jpg)
Haha how are spiders obstacles??
This thread is class
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Howard is so unfunny, he makes tallgerman look like Dave Chappelle.
Not even a mongoloid teenager could laugh about this shit.
Howard was telling the truth though :-\
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Haha how are spiders obstacles??
This thread is class
hahahaha your stupidity is shining already today. I have used that saying since 1985. Do the math idiot
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This coming from a woman with great taste in men ::) she was lucky Sly even showed intrest at the time
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(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00686/nielsen-1_686139c.jpg)
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(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Brigitte-Nielsen-vh06.jpg)
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Looks like she craps bigger than Flava Flav.
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here is my head shot from back then. lets see yours. hahahaha exactly
magnum pi after too many Twinkie right there.
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gayer than spending the last half of your life bragging about the first half
LOL
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Haha ,Oh brother ;D
Anyway they stuck me between tow of the greatest fighters in history Jake la Motta and Muhammed Ali. I was in heaven. It was so neat cause Ali says to me "Keith give me your autograph" .
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Haha ,Oh brother ;D
Anyway they stuck me between tow of the greatest fighters in history Jake la Motta and Muhammed Ali. I was in heaven. It was so neat cause Ali says to me "youll never make it kid"" .
;D
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Some epic delusion from Keith in this thread.
Guys like Antonio Banderas and Dolph Lungdren were fine but Keith was a man too far.
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Haha ,Oh brother ;D
Anyway they stuck me between tow of the greatest fighters in history Jake la Motta and Muhammed Ali. I was in heaven. It was so neat cause Ali says to me "Keith give me your autograph" .
This was obviously after Ali developed Frazier-itis....
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Keith is so fat that when veiwed from outer space he dwarfs the fuckin earth ;D
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Keith is so fat that when veiwed from outer space he dwarfs the fuckin earth ;D
i believe that particular phenomenon is called a Keithclipse...
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i believe that particular phenomenon is called a Keithclipse...
;D
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Brigitte used to be very good looking. I guess she thought Keith was better looking than Sly.
Nordic bomb.
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Keith is so fat that when veiwed from outer space he dwarfs the fuckin earth ;D
Are you saying Will that he might be the cause of a Lunar Eclipse?
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hahahaha your stupidity is shining already today. I have used that saying since 1985. Do the math idiot
Hey fuck off Keith, im one of your allies on here
You got bit by a spider if memory serves?
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Haha ,Oh brother ;D
Anyway they stuck me between tow of the greatest fighters in history Jake la Motta and Muhammed Ali. I was in heaven. It was so neat cause Ali says to me "Keith give me your autograph" .
Sometimes I wonder if that guy can still distinguish between memories and fantasies.
Basically they're the same in your head, nothing concrete.
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Haha ,Oh brother ;D
Anyway they stuck me between tow of the greatest fighters in history Jake la Motta and Muhammed Ali. I was in heaven. It was so neat cause Ali says to me "Keith give me your autograph" .
Man you truly must have shitty life. You guys make everything I have done sound like it is the greatest ever. I don't come on here bragging. You dipshits post stuff trying to make me look like I am lying (like I need too) and I simply come on here and prove you wrong. It is easy for me. Unlike all of you, I give names, dates, photos, articles and whatever else Ineed to prove what I have done. Unlike you guys who have to make up shit and never back it up. ahahahahaha honestly you guys are the ones who make it sound like I am somebody. I don't think I have that much at all esepcially compared to my friends BUT compared to most of you who haven't ledft their city or done a fucking thing, you make me sound like a fucking superstar. Thank you very much. ;D ;D
Oh CHe I just stuck that line in there because I have never met either of those two and never had dinner with them or even know who they are. I thought the names looked cool next to mine. ::) ::)
Sometimes I wonder if that guy can still distinguish between memories and fantasies.
Basically they're the same in your head, nothing concrete.
In your case it is fantasy.
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Man you truly must have shitty life. You guys make everything I have done sound like it is the greatest ever. I don't come on here bragging. You dipshits post stuff trying to make me look like I am lying (like I need too) and I simply come on here and prove you wrong. It is easy for me. Unlike all of you, I give names, dates, photos, articles and whatever else Ineed to prove what I have done. Unlike you guys who have to make up shit and never back it up. ahahahahaha honestly you guys are the ones who make it sound like I am somebody. I don't think I have that much at all esepcially compared to my friends BUT compared to most of you who haven't ledft their city or done a fucking thing, you make me sound like a fucking superstar. Thank you very much. ;D ;D
Oh CHe I just stuck that line in there because I have never met either of those two and never had dinner with them or even know who they are. I thought the names looked cool next to mine. ::) ::)
In your case it is fantasy.
Was Ali in to armwrestling or was he a big fan of t.v commercials? I bet he didn't stop smiling for days after getting your autograph, the wily old fox probably sold it on ebay by now.
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HAHAHAHA! you little kids make me laugh!
Been there ate that.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=172132.0;attach=200114;image)
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yea he probably did laugh alot
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yea he probably did laugh alot
Retarded Ali's dwarfing you there.
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i dont get all the hate for onlyme :-\
Hate usually stems from jealousy.
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Retarded Ali's dwarfing you there.
Poor Keith, you guys are being too hard on him.
The man met so many famous actors and sports figures, why don't you jerks cut him some slack?
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Keith people rag on your about lying because you HAVE lied on GB numerous times.
I used to think you were a decent guy with cool stories and experiences. The older and more mature I got I started to care less about how many famous people I knew, how strong I was compared to others or how many hot water balloons I blew up. Your fued with Vince G was the turning point for me.
I do not wish you ill but I am merely apathetic to you. Good luck in your struggle ahead though.
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Hate usually stems from jealousy.
HAHAHAHA! Ok "Big" Mike.......Yeah we're all jealous of a 450lb has been that has an obsession for delusional gay apes ::)
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Man you truly must have shitty life. .
Yeah I have a shitty life, I'm jealous ;D
"Well from the inactivity and depression that set in I ended up gaining 200 lbs. in about 13 months. I blame myself for everything. I could have dieted but I just never thought about the long term effects. I am very embarrassed and I have became a sort of "recluse" myself. I went from being the life of the party and being so happy 24 hours of the day to staying home and not wanting to see anyone. Just until recently I would avoid seeing any of my old friends I grew up with or knew. I would make up excuses why not to see them. I was so embarrassed the way I looked. . I hated myself and I hated the way I looked. I just couldn't see anyone. :o :o :o :oTo say I never thought about just ending everything would be a lie. The thing that kept me from doing anything that stupid was when I thought about my two daughters and grandchildren. I know they love me, I know they would miss me. I just couldn't think about how much it would hurt them. So I would immediately lose any thought of doing something stupid. I truly owe my "will to live" to them'.
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HAHAHAHA! Ok "Big" Mike.......Yeah we're all jealous of a 450lb has been that has an obsession for delusional gay apes ::)
Admitting is the first step. good for you.
Yeah I have a shitty life, I'm jealous ;D
"Well from the inactivity and depression that set in I ended up gaining 200 lbs. in about 13 months. I blame myself for everything. I could have dieted but I just never thought about the long term effects. I am very embarrassed and I have became a sort of "recluse" myself. I went from being the life of the party and being so happy 24 hours of the day to staying home and not wanting to see anyone. Just until recently I would avoid seeing any of my old friends I grew up with or knew. I would make up excuses why not to see them. I was so embarrassed the way I looked. . I hated myself and I hated the way I looked. I just couldn't see anyone. :o :o :o :oTo say I never thought about just ending everything would be a lie. The thing that kept me from doing anything that stupid was when I thought about my two daughters and grandchildren. I know they love me, I know they would miss me. I just couldn't think about how much it would hurt them. So I would immediately lose any thought of doing something stupid. I truly owe my "will to live" to them'.
Dude I fully undrstand your hate and jealously. no need to explain. I feel for you. it's okay. this is why the internet is your friend. you can express yourself without having to worry about making fun of you. use it and embrass it.
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Admitting is the first step. good for you.
Dude I fully undrstand your hate and jealously. no need to explain. I feel for you. it's okay. this is why the internet is your friend. you can express yourself without having to worry about making fun of you. use it and embrass it.
Yawn ::)
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Yawn ::)
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Keith, beating your obesity and depression would be your greatest accomplishment ever. This is a test of character.
Do it, man. Every day.
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x3 exactly both of you are boring as hell.
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x3 exactly both of you are boring as hell.
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Keith - You're lucky I'm not out there in Vegas. First thing I would do is put you on a very clean, strict diet. Then I would make you run that lard off in a matter of months. After that, you would be "forced" onto a brutal cycle to regain that lost muscle.
Shit, imagine the before and after. We'd make a bundle selling your story. :)
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Keith - You're lucky I'm not out there in Vegas. First thing I would do is put you on a very clean, strict diet. Then I would make you run that lard off in a matter of months. After that, you would be "forced" onto a brutal cycle to regain that lost muscle.
Shit, imagine the before and after. We'd make a bundle selling your story. :)
Lightning in a bottle.
You guys could be the next Zumba Fitness or P90X.
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Onlyme, tell us about the time you sat next to Jonesy 8)
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Onlyme, tell us about the time you sat next to Jonesy 8)
Shit kid you'll never amount to nothing. keep obsessing over me cause i love it. now go back to your pathetic life where youll never amount to shit. while I go back to living the dream.
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Shit kid you'll never amount to nothing. keep obsessing over me cause i love it. now go back to your pathetic life where youll never amount to shit. while I go back to living the dream.
Is that what Jonesy told Keith? :o
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Shit kid you'll never amount to nothing. keep obsessing over me cause i love it. now go back to your pathetic life where youll never amount to shit. while I go back to living the dream.
;D