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Title: i think im dying
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on March 27, 2011, 07:00:16 PM
i've had ass piss at least every hour from 11am this morning onward.  definitely a fever and been getting chills too.  i feel sore all over and the thought of food makes me wanna vomit immediately.  what the fuck is wrong with me?
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: Hulkotron on March 27, 2011, 07:01:23 PM
I am not familiar with ass piss.  Can you describe this symptom in more detail?

Other symptoms sound like food poisoning imho.  I had that recently and it is fucking misery.
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: che on March 27, 2011, 07:02:14 PM
i've had ass piss at least every hour from 11am this morning onward.  definitely a fever and been getting chills too.  i feel sore all over and the thought of food makes me wanna vomit immediately.  what the fuck is wrong with me?
AIDS or pig flu
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Post by: Hulkotron on March 27, 2011, 07:03:32 PM
AIDS or pig flu

Yes, or could be "hoof and mouth" as well.

If ass piss is #2 out of #1 I suggest the hospital!
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Post by: 2ND COMING on March 27, 2011, 07:04:57 PM
tongue in the stink, head in the sink!

^ i literally just made that up
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on March 27, 2011, 07:05:13 PM
I am not familiar with ass piss.  Can you describe this symptom in more detail?

Other symptoms sound like food poisoning imho.  I had that recently and it is fucking misery.

well, this is where i sit down to take a shit and it pretty much squirts or sprays out of my butthole with extreme velocity.  it smells pretty bad too.  

i had a huge bbq meal last night but im fairly the steak and burger were completely cooked.  idk, and as fas as i know the other two people i ate with are not sick at all.  
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Post by: Rami on March 27, 2011, 07:05:47 PM
bad beef
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Post by: Brixtonbulldog on March 27, 2011, 07:06:22 PM
bad beef

so what am i in for here if this is the case?  anyone had this before?
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: Hulkotron on March 27, 2011, 07:07:35 PM
bad beef

Yes, these were exactly my symptoms (minus the liqui-shits) after eating some bad ground beef recently.  Drink as much water as you can keep down, not much else you can do except wait it out.  You should feel better in a few days.
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 27, 2011, 07:08:36 PM
All Salmonella.
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: Hulkotron on March 27, 2011, 07:08:44 PM
On the plus side, constant vomiting is a pretty good way to drop that last bit of pre-show water if you're preparing to do battle on stage.
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on March 27, 2011, 07:09:11 PM
Yes, these were exactly my symptoms (minus the liqui-shits) after eating some bad ground beef recently.  Drink as much water as you can keep down, not much else you can do except wait it out.  You should feel better in a few days.
oh no.. that's much too long.
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: Hulkotron on March 27, 2011, 07:10:11 PM
oh no.. that's much too long.

Well that's for 100% better.  The major symptoms should subside within 24 hours.
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on March 27, 2011, 07:11:38 PM
guys, my ass hole feels like i sit on a cactus every time wipe my ass from going so often.  this sucks.   
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: Hulkotron on March 27, 2011, 07:13:03 PM
Have you vomited?  Normally I would not condone inducing that sort of thing but if you're sitting around with a belly full of rotten meat it might not be a bad idea.
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on March 27, 2011, 07:14:12 PM
Have you vomited?  Normally I would not condone inducing that sort of thing but if you're sitting around with a belly full of rotten meat it might not be a bad idea.

no, and i tried my damndest not to.  i hate vomitting and since what i ate was last night at like 11pm i figured it has passed the stomach by now. 
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: Hulkotron on March 27, 2011, 07:15:28 PM
Yeah it's probably been through and deposited all of the bacteria into your intestinal lining by now :'(  Hang in there bro.
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: chaos on March 27, 2011, 07:15:58 PM
i've had ass piss at least every hour from 11am this morning onward.  definitely a fever and been getting chills too.  i feel sore all over and the thought of food makes me wanna vomit immediately.  what the fuck is wrong with me?
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: BikiniSlut on March 27, 2011, 07:16:15 PM
i've had ass piss at least every hour from 11am this morning onward.  definitely a fever and been getting chills too.  i feel sore all over and the thought of food makes me wanna vomit immediately.  what the fuck is wrong with me?

Living the bodybuilding lifestyle.......good job.
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on March 27, 2011, 07:18:39 PM
should i consider taking some anti-biotics i have laying around?  what about probiotics? 
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Post by: cart@@n on March 27, 2011, 07:20:47 PM
Take a look:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotavirus

"Rotavirus gastroenteritis is a mild to severe disease characterised by vomiting, watery diarrhoea, and low-grade fever.'
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on March 27, 2011, 07:23:43 PM
Take a look:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotavirus

"Rotavirus gastroenteritis is a mild to severe disease characterised by vomiting, watery diarrhoea, and low-grade fever.'

similar but i don't think i had a 2 day incubation period.  i went from the meal to really sick in about 12 hrs.
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: delta9mda on March 27, 2011, 07:33:26 PM
i've had ass piss at least every hour from 11am this morning onward.  definitely a fever and been getting chills too.  i feel sore all over and the thought of food makes me wanna vomit immediately.  what the fuck is wrong with me?

the aids is strong in you
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: robcguns on March 27, 2011, 07:35:12 PM
i get that shit at least once a year where i piss out my ass for a day or two and its just clear water coming out after a while.It sucks.no big deal though,it will pass.Could be food poisining or stomach bug.
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: 240 is Back on March 27, 2011, 07:40:45 PM
i've had ass piss at least every hour from 11am this morning onward.  definitely a fever and been getting chills too.  i feel sore all over and the thought of food makes me wanna vomit immediately.  what the fuck is wrong with me?

You'll live.  You ate some bad meat.

For this reason, I very rarely eat meat at a friend's house or BBQ.  I'll load up on baked beans, etc... but there is so much that can go wrong with public consumption meat... safer to dodge it.  I had one friend get all offended I wouldn't eat her barely cooked chicken, then she was sick the next day and i wasn't.
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 27, 2011, 07:47:43 PM
SuperMoon
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: Captain Equipoise on March 27, 2011, 08:29:16 PM
I am not familiar with ass piss.  Can you describe this symptom in more detail?

Other symptoms sound like food poisoning imho.  I had that recently and it is fucking misery.

I don't think anything is worst then food poisoning or stomach virus...3 days of misery and throwing up
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: kiwiol on March 27, 2011, 09:17:02 PM
Oh well, you weren't going to write Beethoven's 9th Symphony anyway...
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 27, 2011, 09:26:41 PM
Oh well, you weren't going to write Beethoven's 9th Symphony anyway...
;D Classic.
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: dyslexic on March 27, 2011, 09:34:19 PM
should i consider taking some anti-biotics i have laying around?  what about probiotics? 


Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... no. Not without a doctor's diagnosis first. Otherwise, you could just pick them up at the local drug store and everyone would take the same thing. Not a good idea. At all.


Piss out your ass until it's done, then get some solid Oats in you. Neigh a few times and call it good.
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on March 28, 2011, 12:49:36 AM
bad beef

THE BEEF is good.

THE BEEF
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on March 28, 2011, 12:51:57 AM
PIP
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Post by: Primemuscle on March 28, 2011, 01:09:07 AM
should i consider taking some anti-biotics i have laying around?  what about probiotics? 

No! You shouldn't have those laying around. When they were prescribed, you were supposed to take them until they were gone. Did you not listen to your doctor or pharmacist?

As for the sore butt hole thing, smear a little Vaseline on it. When you go to wipe, pat it don't wipe it that will just irritate it worse.
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: NotMrAverage on March 28, 2011, 01:52:13 AM
uhoh!!! the asspiss! you are literally min away from dying from kidney failure....the asspiss is a known sign that gives this condition away...the asspiss saves lives to donīt take that shit lightly!
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: dyslexic on March 28, 2011, 02:56:27 AM
Didn't the Jerky Boys used to talk about ass piss? Or was it "piss neck?"
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: Dr Dutch on March 28, 2011, 03:05:09 AM
Antibiotics won't work, only make it worse. Just consider it a detox-cleansing day.
You'll lose 2 pounds of water, 1 pound of fat and 1/2 pound of muscle.
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: dogbowl on March 28, 2011, 04:14:03 AM
we call this "Gastro"
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: Marty Champions on March 28, 2011, 05:40:31 AM
i've had ass piss at least every hour from 11am this morning onward.  definitely a fever and been getting chills too.  i feel sore all over and the thought of food makes me wanna vomit immediately.  what the fuck is wrong with me?

cut out all potential blame in your life

especially the act of eating murderd meat
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: Meso_z on March 28, 2011, 05:52:24 AM
It some sticky rice it will go away, seriously.
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: CalvinH on March 28, 2011, 06:44:39 AM
Did he die ???
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on March 28, 2011, 07:44:07 AM
im still here.  slept for 11 hours.  i didn't take anything and im just drinking lots of gatorade.  def. dehydrated.  this shit sucks.  im taking 240s advice and loading up on sides next time. 
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: dr.chimps on March 28, 2011, 07:45:02 AM
Think harder.      ;D
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Post by: Mr Nobody on March 28, 2011, 07:47:56 AM
Salmonella I had it twice shit is rough it will pass.
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: Hulkotron on March 28, 2011, 08:23:24 AM
Yes try eating something starchy like rice, bread, etc.  Soak that shit up 8)
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: CalvinH on March 28, 2011, 08:27:12 AM
Salmonella I had it twice shit is rough it will pass.



"Don't drink the milk.....why?.....it's spoiled" :(
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Post by: Option D on March 28, 2011, 08:29:17 AM



hahahahaha you a fool for that one..i just belted out laughin
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Post by: SS on March 28, 2011, 10:50:46 AM
Did he die ???
No the "Danimal" in him won't allow him to shit the bed...No pun intended.
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 28, 2011, 11:02:44 AM
Oh well, you weren't going to write Beethoven's 9th Symphony anyway...

lolz
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: CalvinH on March 28, 2011, 11:04:42 AM
No the "Danimal" in him won't allow him to shit the bed...No pun intended.


Why won't he just die already >:(
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 28, 2011, 11:06:14 AM
Yes try eating something starchy like rice, bread, etc.  Soak that shit up 8)

I would go the other route and starve that mofo out of your body. 3 gals of water a day only for 5 days. After 5th day, add some vegetable broth.
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Post by: NaturalWonder83 on March 28, 2011, 11:07:49 AM
feel better
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Post by: Spike on March 28, 2011, 11:08:44 AM
I am not familiar with ass piss.  Can you describe this symptom in more detail?

Other symptoms sound like food poisoning imho.  I had that recently and it is fucking misery.

Ass piss? Chroist ???
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on March 28, 2011, 11:29:54 AM
No the "Danimal" in him won't allow him to shit the bed...No pun intended.

lol
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Post by: Tito24 on March 28, 2011, 11:31:20 AM
(http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/weird_toys_04.jpg)
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Post by: Meso_z on March 28, 2011, 12:01:02 PM
asshole fever?
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Post by: Tito24 on March 28, 2011, 12:04:31 PM
the poetic justice of cause and effect
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Post by: Meso_z on March 28, 2011, 12:06:17 PM
Maybe his rectum needs some rest?
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 28, 2011, 03:36:23 PM
Go shake Lou Ferrigno's hand pronto
Title: Re: i think im dying
Post by: chaos on March 28, 2011, 07:41:31 PM
Is he dead yet ???
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Post by: 240 is Back on March 28, 2011, 07:48:29 PM
 im taking 240s advice and loading up on sides next time.  

people might think you're an asshole, but hey... community meat cooked outdoors is damn scary.  you can always take a hot dog (no homo) with your sides.  nobody will notice what you eat/donts eat, they'll be too busy downing their own ass-piss potential servings.
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Post by: Ex Coelis on March 28, 2011, 07:54:52 PM
we're all dying
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Post by: michael arvilla on March 28, 2011, 08:13:16 PM
i hope you feel better!
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Post by: Voice of Doom on March 28, 2011, 08:44:33 PM
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Post by: LittleJ on March 28, 2011, 09:40:33 PM
Rip bro