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i've had ass piss at least every hour from 11am this morning onward. definitely a fever and been getting chills too. i feel sore all over and the thought of food makes me wanna vomit immediately. what the fuck is wrong with me?
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I am not familiar with ass piss. Can you describe this symptom in more detail?
Other symptoms sound like food poisoning imho. I had that recently and it is fucking misery.
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i've had ass piss at least every hour from 11am this morning onward. definitely a fever and been getting chills too. i feel sore all over and the thought of food makes me wanna vomit immediately. what the fuck is wrong with me?
AIDS or pig flu
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AIDS or pig flu
Yes, or could be "hoof and mouth" as well.
If ass piss is #2 out of #1 I suggest the hospital!
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tongue in the stink, head in the sink!
^ i literally just made that up
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I am not familiar with ass piss. Can you describe this symptom in more detail?
Other symptoms sound like food poisoning imho. I had that recently and it is fucking misery.
well, this is where i sit down to take a shit and it pretty much squirts or sprays out of my butthole with extreme velocity. it smells pretty bad too.
i had a huge bbq meal last night but im fairly the steak and burger were completely cooked. idk, and as fas as i know the other two people i ate with are not sick at all.
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bad beef
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bad beef
so what am i in for here if this is the case? anyone had this before?
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bad beef
Yes, these were exactly my symptoms (minus the liqui-shits) after eating some bad ground beef recently. Drink as much water as you can keep down, not much else you can do except wait it out. You should feel better in a few days.
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All Salmonella.
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On the plus side, constant vomiting is a pretty good way to drop that last bit of pre-show water if you're preparing to do battle on stage.
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Yes, these were exactly my symptoms (minus the liqui-shits) after eating some bad ground beef recently. Drink as much water as you can keep down, not much else you can do except wait it out. You should feel better in a few days.
oh no.. that's much too long.
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oh no.. that's much too long.
Well that's for 100% better. The major symptoms should subside within 24 hours.
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guys, my ass hole feels like i sit on a cactus every time wipe my ass from going so often. this sucks.
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Have you vomited? Normally I would not condone inducing that sort of thing but if you're sitting around with a belly full of rotten meat it might not be a bad idea.
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Have you vomited? Normally I would not condone inducing that sort of thing but if you're sitting around with a belly full of rotten meat it might not be a bad idea.
no, and i tried my damndest not to. i hate vomitting and since what i ate was last night at like 11pm i figured it has passed the stomach by now.
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Yeah it's probably been through and deposited all of the bacteria into your intestinal lining by now :'( Hang in there bro.
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i've had ass piss at least every hour from 11am this morning onward. definitely a fever and been getting chills too. i feel sore all over and the thought of food makes me wanna vomit immediately. what the fuck is wrong with me?
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i've had ass piss at least every hour from 11am this morning onward. definitely a fever and been getting chills too. i feel sore all over and the thought of food makes me wanna vomit immediately. what the fuck is wrong with me?
Living the bodybuilding lifestyle.......good job.
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should i consider taking some anti-biotics i have laying around? what about probiotics?
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Take a look:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotavirus
"Rotavirus gastroenteritis is a mild to severe disease characterised by vomiting, watery diarrhoea, and low-grade fever.'
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Take a look:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rotavirus
"Rotavirus gastroenteritis is a mild to severe disease characterised by vomiting, watery diarrhoea, and low-grade fever.'
similar but i don't think i had a 2 day incubation period. i went from the meal to really sick in about 12 hrs.
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i've had ass piss at least every hour from 11am this morning onward. definitely a fever and been getting chills too. i feel sore all over and the thought of food makes me wanna vomit immediately. what the fuck is wrong with me?
the aids is strong in you
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i get that shit at least once a year where i piss out my ass for a day or two and its just clear water coming out after a while.It sucks.no big deal though,it will pass.Could be food poisining or stomach bug.
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i've had ass piss at least every hour from 11am this morning onward. definitely a fever and been getting chills too. i feel sore all over and the thought of food makes me wanna vomit immediately. what the fuck is wrong with me?
You'll live. You ate some bad meat.
For this reason, I very rarely eat meat at a friend's house or BBQ. I'll load up on baked beans, etc... but there is so much that can go wrong with public consumption meat... safer to dodge it. I had one friend get all offended I wouldn't eat her barely cooked chicken, then she was sick the next day and i wasn't.
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SuperMoon
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I am not familiar with ass piss. Can you describe this symptom in more detail?
Other symptoms sound like food poisoning imho. I had that recently and it is fucking misery.
I don't think anything is worst then food poisoning or stomach virus...3 days of misery and throwing up
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Oh well, you weren't going to write Beethoven's 9th Symphony anyway...
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Oh well, you weren't going to write Beethoven's 9th Symphony anyway...
;D Classic.
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should i consider taking some anti-biotics i have laying around? what about probiotics?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... no. Not without a doctor's diagnosis first. Otherwise, you could just pick them up at the local drug store and everyone would take the same thing. Not a good idea. At all.
Piss out your ass until it's done, then get some solid Oats in you. Neigh a few times and call it good.
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bad beef
THE BEEF is good.
THE BEEF
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PIP
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should i consider taking some anti-biotics i have laying around? what about probiotics?
No! You shouldn't have those laying around. When they were prescribed, you were supposed to take them until they were gone. Did you not listen to your doctor or pharmacist?
As for the sore butt hole thing, smear a little Vaseline on it. When you go to wipe, pat it don't wipe it that will just irritate it worse.
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uhoh!!! the asspiss! you are literally min away from dying from kidney failure....the asspiss is a known sign that gives this condition away...the asspiss saves lives to donīt take that shit lightly!
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Didn't the Jerky Boys used to talk about ass piss? Or was it "piss neck?"
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Antibiotics won't work, only make it worse. Just consider it a detox-cleansing day.
You'll lose 2 pounds of water, 1 pound of fat and 1/2 pound of muscle.
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we call this "Gastro"
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i've had ass piss at least every hour from 11am this morning onward. definitely a fever and been getting chills too. i feel sore all over and the thought of food makes me wanna vomit immediately. what the fuck is wrong with me?
cut out all potential blame in your life
especially the act of eating murderd meat
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It some sticky rice it will go away, seriously.
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Did he die ???
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im still here. slept for 11 hours. i didn't take anything and im just drinking lots of gatorade. def. dehydrated. this shit sucks. im taking 240s advice and loading up on sides next time.
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Think harder. ;D
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Salmonella I had it twice shit is rough it will pass.
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Yes try eating something starchy like rice, bread, etc. Soak that shit up 8)
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Salmonella I had it twice shit is rough it will pass.
"Don't drink the milk.....why?.....it's spoiled" :(
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hahahahaha you a fool for that one..i just belted out laughin
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Did he die ???
No the "Danimal" in him won't allow him to shit the bed...No pun intended.
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Oh well, you weren't going to write Beethoven's 9th Symphony anyway...
lolz
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No the "Danimal" in him won't allow him to shit the bed...No pun intended.
Why won't he just die already >:(
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Yes try eating something starchy like rice, bread, etc. Soak that shit up 8)
I would go the other route and starve that mofo out of your body. 3 gals of water a day only for 5 days. After 5th day, add some vegetable broth.
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feel better
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I am not familiar with ass piss. Can you describe this symptom in more detail?
Other symptoms sound like food poisoning imho. I had that recently and it is fucking misery.
Ass piss? Chroist ???
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No the "Danimal" in him won't allow him to shit the bed...No pun intended.
lol
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asshole fever?
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the poetic justice of cause and effect
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Maybe his rectum needs some rest?
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Go shake Lou Ferrigno's hand pronto
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Is he dead yet ???
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im taking 240s advice and loading up on sides next time.
people might think you're an asshole, but hey... community meat cooked outdoors is damn scary. you can always take a hot dog (no homo) with your sides. nobody will notice what you eat/donts eat, they'll be too busy downing their own ass-piss potential servings.
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we're all dying
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i hope you feel better!
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Rip bro