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Title: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on May 06, 2011, 08:13:39 AM
Friday is date night for me, and tonight I'm taking out an 18 year old Puerto Rican waitress who's been flirting with me.  First I'll head over to the YMCA and perform a full body workout of bench press, squat, chins, military presses, barbell curls, French curls, and 500 sit-ups on the slant board.  Then I'm taking this hot little tamale to Olive Garden and we'll see where things go.
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Hulkotron on May 06, 2011, 08:15:06 AM
Sounds like a busy little Friday.  Will you have time to go to Bed Bath and Beyond afterwards?
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: newmom on May 06, 2011, 08:16:12 AM
If I may ask, why olive garden? Not knocking it in the slightest but isn't there better Italian places to go
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on May 06, 2011, 08:17:45 AM
I have a coupon that was mailed to my home along with other coupons for various local businesses and establishments.
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Tito24 on May 06, 2011, 08:19:16 AM
working out before a date is fucked up because of major sweat stains appearing
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: chunkramwell on May 06, 2011, 08:22:45 AM
I have a coupon that was mailed to my home along with other coupons for various local businesses and establishments.

Frugality is a wise and manly trait. Commendations!
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on May 06, 2011, 08:25:46 AM
I like the Olive Garden-great food, great atmosphere.  Now that it's warm out I'll wear short sleeves and show off the arms.
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Hulkotron on May 06, 2011, 08:29:53 AM
I like the Olive Garden-great food, great atmosphere.  Now that it's warm out I'll wear short sleeves and show off the arms.

Their commercials irritate me.
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Fallsview on May 06, 2011, 08:35:31 AM
If I may ask, why olive garden? Not knocking it in the slightest but isn't there better Italian places to go

Women love "the garden" right up there with Carabba's.




STAY POSTIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Max B on May 06, 2011, 08:45:11 AM
lol this gimmick is kind of funny. 
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Hulkotron on May 06, 2011, 08:50:02 AM
BBLR is a credit to the forum, I hope he stays around.
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: freespirit on May 06, 2011, 08:55:08 AM
BBLR is a credit to the forum, I hope he stays around.

Yes he can stay, not you.   :)
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Tito24 on May 06, 2011, 08:55:46 AM
(http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/89806924-e07f-4933-bf8b-863a62971fff.gif)
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Hulkotron on May 06, 2011, 08:57:28 AM
Yes he can stay, not you.   :)

Great post, "homo roboticus", haha oh brother.

Who are you again?
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: freespirit on May 06, 2011, 09:01:15 AM
Great post, "homo roboticus", haha oh brother.

Who are you again?

Calm down, cupcake, no need to get upset.  :)
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Hulkotron on May 06, 2011, 09:02:56 AM
Calm down, cupcake, no need to get upset.  :)

In reviewing my post history, you seem to be upset over me calling a photo of some hag you posted ugly a month or so ago.  Get over it Mary, it's not that serious.
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: freespirit on May 06, 2011, 09:06:16 AM
In reviewing my post history, you seem to be upset over me calling a photo of some hag you posted ugly a month or so ago.  Get over it Mary, it's not that serious.

You really took some time to review your post history, wow, you're taking this very serious, are you not, ha ha, oh brother.
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Hulkotron on May 06, 2011, 09:08:57 AM
You really took some time to review your post history, wow, you're taking this very serious, are you not, ha ha, oh brother.

Do you have any friends around here?  It doesn't seem like it.  Maybe you should reconsider your posting style.

Your butthurt-ness over a throwaway remark in a shitty thread is a pretty boring conversation so I'm finished with it.  Get the last word if you wish, I could care less.

Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: freespirit on May 06, 2011, 09:10:10 AM
Your butthurt-ness over a throwaway remark in a shitty thread is a pretty boring conversation so I'm finished with it.  Get the last work if you wish, I could care less.

Oh yes you care, "hulkotron", otherwise you wouldn't post this.   ;)
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on May 06, 2011, 05:28:14 PM
Okay I finished my full body workout, shaved, sh*t, and showered and two slaps of Old Spice.  I'm gonna give this PR chick the ride of her life.
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Dokey111 on May 06, 2011, 05:34:43 PM
Booyah my brother.  By the way, I am just curious - is the slant board that you are using at the Y, is it one of those types that you hook the board up to sort of a ladder that is fixed to the wall?  It's just like a padded plank that has a hook on the end, and you wrap the hook around whatever height peg you desire?  Because as a youngster I got up to the seventh peg.
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: wes on May 07, 2011, 12:41:04 AM
Friday is date night for me, and tonight I'm taking out an 18 year old Puerto Rican waitress who's been flirting with me.  First I'll head over to the YMCA and perform a full body workout of bench press, squat, chins, military presses, barbell curls, French curls, and 500 sit-ups on the slant board.  Then I'm taking this hot little tamale to Olive Garden and we'll see where things go.
LOL  ;D

Takes me back in time with every thread/post!!!

Sounds like something straight out of "Keys To Progress".
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Tito24 on May 07, 2011, 01:13:52 AM
lex

(http://mikeresponts.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/familyguymug1.jpg?w=318&h=238)
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: newmom on May 07, 2011, 03:55:12 AM
how'd the date go
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Roger Bacon on May 07, 2011, 04:00:33 AM
Sounds like a busy little Friday.  Will you have time to go to Bed Bath and Beyond afterwards?

Oldschool!!!

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: _bruce_ on May 07, 2011, 04:42:08 AM
lex

(http://mikeresponts.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/familyguymug1.jpg?w=318&h=238)

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on May 07, 2011, 04:52:25 AM
lex

(http://mikeresponts.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/familyguymug1.jpg?w=318&h=238)
One of your best
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: TrueGrit on May 07, 2011, 05:02:10 AM
lex

(http://mikeresponts.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/familyguymug1.jpg?w=318&h=238)

Lucky that this guy, like so many others, realized that the goatee gives him a chin, jawline and hides any facial plumposity.


Face saved.
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Krankenstein on May 07, 2011, 05:32:50 AM
(http://www.thefatproblem.com/images/fat-girl_64.jpg)

Lex's date all happy and shit after her meal.....MOOOOAAARRRR
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on May 07, 2011, 07:15:05 AM
Jealousy is a poison toxin, my man.  You would do well to get out in the sunlight and fresh air, go for along brisk walk and breathe deeply.
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Krankenstein on May 07, 2011, 12:17:27 PM
Jealousy is a poison toxin, my man.  You would do well to get out in the sunlight and fresh air, go for along brisk walk and breathe deeply.

BWAH HA HA HA HAHA HA HA.......you suck at life....please proceed to suck on the nearest tailpipe for resolution.
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on May 07, 2011, 12:29:20 PM
Your parents raised a dud.
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on May 07, 2011, 12:30:54 PM
(http://mikeresponts.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/familyguymug1.jpg?w=318&h=238)
(http://cache2.allpostersimages.com/p/LRG/36/3676/4SVCF00Z/poster/spongebob-patrick.jpg)
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: polychronopolous on May 07, 2011, 04:11:32 PM
Friday is date night for me, and tonight I'm taking out an 18 year old Puerto Rican waitress who's been flirting with me.  First I'll head over to the YMCA and perform a full body workout of bench press, squat, chins, military presses, barbell curls, French curls, and 500 sit-ups on the slant board.  Then I'm taking this hot little tamale to Olive Garden and we'll see where things go.

Hopefully it goes straight back to your mattress.
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Palpatine Q on May 07, 2011, 04:26:29 PM
Okay I finished my full body workout, shaved, sh*t, and showered and two slaps of Old Spice.  I'm gonna give this PR chick the ride of her life.

don't forget to slash both your wrists and your jugular with that razor so you bleed out right there in the bathroom
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: TacoBell on May 07, 2011, 04:44:20 PM
Howd the date turn out????
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on May 07, 2011, 04:45:30 PM
You sound kind of upset.
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: MP on May 07, 2011, 05:46:43 PM
WTF?! Did you nail this broad or not?
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on May 07, 2011, 08:45:22 PM
She blew me twice and we screwed.  She's called me four times today to see how my day is going.
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Coach is Back! on May 07, 2011, 08:54:47 PM
lex

(http://mikeresponts.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/familyguymug1.jpg?w=318&h=238)

Thats not Peter Griffin.
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Krankenstein on May 07, 2011, 09:36:05 PM
She blew me twice and we screwed.  She's called me four times today to see how my day is going.

(http://i56.tinypic.com/hrbv51.jpg)

"Sorry I tore so much skin off that tiny pecker of yours old man"
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Thespritz0 on May 08, 2011, 10:34:24 AM
If I may ask, why olive garden? Not knocking it in the slightest but isn't there better Italian places to go
He likes the free bread sticks, and the new Tuscan menu items... ;D
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: dov on May 08, 2011, 12:19:14 PM
Shouldve taken her to Dorsia's ,  Pat.
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: Hulkotron on May 08, 2011, 03:47:14 PM
Shouldve taken her to Dorsia's ,  Pat.

Should have dropped her off at Whattaburger with a map back to your house.
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: newmom on May 08, 2011, 03:59:47 PM
She blew me twice and we screwed.  She's called me four times today to see how my day is going.

Stage 10 cling on, proceed with caution. Gotta love young  girls. She will learn DONT EVER DO THAT the next day
Title: Re: Weights Before Dates
Post by: wes on May 08, 2011, 04:05:14 PM
Shouldve taken her to Dorsia's ,  Pat.
;D