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Jealousy is a poison toxin, my man. You would do well to get out in the sunlight and fresh air, go for along brisk walk and breathe deeply.
Friday is date night for me, and tonight I'm taking out an 18 year old Puerto Rican waitress who's been flirting with me. First I'll head over to the YMCA and perform a full body workout of bench press, squat, chins, military presses, barbell curls, French curls, and 500 sit-ups on the slant board. Then I'm taking this hot little tamale to Olive Garden and we'll see where things go.
Okay I finished my full body workout, shaved, sh*t, and showered and two slaps of Old Spice. I'm gonna give this PR chick the ride of her life.
She blew me twice and we screwed. She's called me four times today to see how my day is going.
If I may ask, why olive garden? Not knocking it in the slightest but isn't there better Italian places to go
Shouldve taken her to Dorsia's , Pat.