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Title: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 11, 2011, 02:52:37 PM
i would destroy him much faster and stronger. i have ALOT of energy but he needs much GUY-DANCE to defeat me
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: makaveli25 on June 11, 2011, 03:04:05 PM
Holy fuck what the fuck happend to you falcon. Why you so fat bro. ahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: makaveli25 on June 11, 2011, 03:07:27 PM
What have you been eating man? Damn
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: claymore on June 11, 2011, 03:07:59 PM
Falcon my friend what happened ???
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: The_Hammer on June 11, 2011, 03:09:03 PM
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU DADDYWADDY?!?

Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: el numero uno on June 11, 2011, 03:12:53 PM
 :o
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Rami on June 11, 2011, 03:18:27 PM
props! about time someone calling out Overeem, much needed

yeah make sure you get close and use the uppercut, he has a small cranium, will definitely knock him out!
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: makaveli25 on June 11, 2011, 03:21:04 PM
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 11, 2011, 03:25:49 PM
props! about time someone calling out Overeem, much needed

yeah make sure you get close and use the uppercut, he has a small cranium, will definitely knock him out!

yes i plan to use this tactic in order to give him a much needed head transplant
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: doriancutlerman on June 11, 2011, 03:26:20 PM
What the fuck happened to you, man?

Granted, my handle's not been on Getbig for long, but everybody knows I'm a gimmick (or am I?).

Used to be, you were 6'6" and fucking jacked for your height.  I understand you had some drug problems with meth or somesuch shit, but damn, "Johnny" ... now you're legit FAT atop lacking half the development you had ages ago.

I keep waiting for somebody to pull the wool from our feet and admit this Falcon shit is a joke :)  If not, does "Johnny" have any true friends here?  I mean, people who won't bullshit him and will tell him to get off the crack (or whateverthefuck).

I sincerely doubt it, but I hope somebody proves me wrong.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 11, 2011, 03:27:35 PM
Holy fuck what the fuck happend to you falcon. Why you so fat bro. ahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaa!

im just carbed up caryin water fat weight , you know im highly functional i stand up all day long. dont let the illusion of "looking' out of shape fool you
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 11, 2011, 03:28:33 PM
What the fuck happened to you, man?

Granted, my handle's not been on Getbig for long, but everybody knows I'm a gimmick (or am I?).

Used to be, you were 6'6" and fucking jacked for your height.  I understand you had some drug problems with meth or somesuch shit, but damn, "Johnny" ... now you're legit FAT atop lacking half the development you had ages ago.

I keep waiting for somebody to pull the wool from our feet and admit this Falcon shit is a joke :)  If not, does "Johnny" have any true friends here?  I mean, people who won't bullshit him and will tell him to get off the crack (or whateverthefuck).

I sincerely doubt it, but I hope somebody proves me wrong.

and who the fuck are you stud?
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: makaveli25 on June 11, 2011, 03:28:45 PM
Falcon can get back into shape in under 3 months.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 11, 2011, 03:30:23 PM
Falcon can get back into shape in under 3 months.

dont kid yourself. looking inshape isnt the point, being phsyically fit is.  many twinks of smaller stature would get crushed like a soda can
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 11, 2011, 03:32:56 PM
Falcon can get back into shape in under 3 monthslook lean by dieting.

but that would take away from his earth shattering power
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Xerxes on June 11, 2011, 03:33:07 PM
haha awesome video, falcon is a boss
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: burn2live on June 11, 2011, 03:42:53 PM
Clearly off season and off cycle
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Rami on June 11, 2011, 03:46:03 PM
Fedor was always in shape, so here we have 6'6 Falcon with more muscle mass and overall weight so  Falcon > Fedor.. probably?

Overeem will duck this fight...

Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: spinnis on June 11, 2011, 04:08:56 PM
This might be the begining of the end.

Pretty scary for the first time lol.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: chunkramwell on June 11, 2011, 04:09:46 PM
Punches looking very strong Falcon.  That's the kind of training inspiration many of us need, thanks brother.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Cliff Clavin on June 11, 2011, 04:15:24 PM
holy shit! is he in a fat suit?...i watched a vid he posted must have been from a few years back cuz he looked kinda cut...wtf man...
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 11, 2011, 04:42:13 PM
holy shit! is he in a fat suit?...i watched a vid he posted must have been from a few years back cuz he looked kinda cut...wtf man...

its easy to change , ask mr. nobody, aks adonis or even wesley time falcons..,you forget im a reptilian chameleon the one they sevestase has hinted about in some past times. today you learn tomorrow i teach you again you will see the master technique and power, this videos purpose is make realise the power thats hand
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: spinnis on June 11, 2011, 04:43:01 PM
its easy to change , ask mr. nobody, aks adonis or even wesley time falcons..,you forget im a reptilian chameleon the one they sevestase has hinted about in some past times. today you learn tomorrow i teach you again you will see the master technique and power, this videos purpose is make realise the power thats hand

started drinking again falcon?
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: 2ND COMING on June 11, 2011, 04:44:43 PM
 :-\
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: dr.chimps on June 11, 2011, 04:48:16 PM
Classic Falcon turbo punching, right there. A master class.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: slicksta on June 11, 2011, 04:51:42 PM
Good speed for a fat fuck. Well done Mr Falcon.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: outby43 on June 11, 2011, 04:52:22 PM
nice transformation.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: dogbowl on June 11, 2011, 05:22:36 PM
(http://ramascreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Chris-Pratt.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: FlexGuns on June 11, 2011, 05:24:49 PM
its easy to change , ask mr. nobody

You shouldn't listen to that guy, he fucked up your diet and your physique. All that stuff about cornbread and cabbage he told you, I guess you took literally. You were twice the size of him, why did you take his advice?
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: che on June 11, 2011, 05:30:01 PM
i would destroy him much faster and stronger. i have ALOT of energy but he needs much GUY-DANCE to defeat me


Holy fuck  :o, 

Don't listen to the haters Failcan great transformation.

Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: ManBearPig... on June 11, 2011, 05:36:30 PM
Fuck, a real time documentation of descent into fat assness and insanity.

can you at least now admit what gear you were running?
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: el numero uno on June 11, 2011, 05:37:10 PM
Holy fuck  :o, 

Don't listen to the haters Failcan great transformation.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=381706.0;attach=416793;image)


Amazing how losing the extra fat makes your face looks soooooo much better
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on June 11, 2011, 05:40:29 PM
falcon is your new power helping you in the attainment of 18 year old hos?
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Largerthanlife on June 11, 2011, 05:48:28 PM
lookin good johnny
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 11, 2011, 06:06:40 PM
OH NO

HOLYYYY

FALCON

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED????

You were always ripped! Why let yourself go like that?

And the BEARD? What the hell has happened in your life Johnny?
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on June 11, 2011, 06:08:19 PM
what do you mean?  he just evolved from being a pretty boy into a learned hermit.

OH NO

HOLYYYY

FALCON

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED????

You were always ripped! Why let yourself go like that?

And the BEARD? What the hell has happened in your life Johnny?
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Captain Equipoise on June 11, 2011, 06:16:41 PM
Holy fuck dude, you used to be ripped...  :o  :o
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 11, 2011, 07:02:04 PM
did you see my nice tin house in the background? its sweet fully equipped with A/C internet and bath
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 11, 2011, 07:05:22 PM
Holy fuck  :o, 

Don't listen to the haters Failcan great transformation.



thanks brother i knew you would approve!
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: polychronopolous on June 11, 2011, 07:08:57 PM
Johnny Falcon don't give a god damn.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 11, 2011, 07:11:15 PM
whats interesting is that i could purchase a  100 pound weighted vest and still be faster than a nascar around the ring with dumptruck strength straits and jabs all night long
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: chunkramwell on June 11, 2011, 07:13:24 PM
did you see my nice tin house in the background? its sweet fully equipped with A/C internet and bath


Didn't notice the Falcon's Nest first time, did you build it? 
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: polychronopolous on June 11, 2011, 07:15:04 PM
whats interesting is that i could purchase a  100 pound weighted vest and still be faster than a nascar around the ring with dumptruck strength straits and jabs all night long

Why don't you enter a local boxing match out there somewhere?

You look like you have good technique. With your reach, strength and quickness you could probably do pretty well against all the hillbillies living out your way.

Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 11, 2011, 07:16:06 PM
Why don't you enter a local boxing match out there somewhere?

You look like you have good technique. With your reach, strength and quickness you could probably do pretty well against all the hillbillies living out your way.



i think i want to win many championchips what do you think ma man?
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 11, 2011, 07:18:00 PM

Didn't notice the Falcon's Nest first time, did you build it? 

yep, and it dont require insulation neighter. just a good ol campfire does them tricks in the winter, the hoes love being sorrounded by fire durin love make sessions in winter. summer is good to since i got some a/c blowin hard
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: US MUSL on June 11, 2011, 07:22:18 PM
Why don't you enter a local boxing match out there somewhere?

You look like you have good technique. With your reach, strength and quickness you could probably do pretty well against all the hillbillies living out your way.

(http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/src:forums.corvetteforum.com/get/images/smilies/iagree.gif)  With that extra energy reserve you have around your waist the training should be a breeze.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: chunkramwell on June 11, 2011, 07:23:37 PM
yep, and it dont require insulation neighter. just a good ol campfire does them tricks in the winter, the hoes love being sorrounded by fire durin love make sessions in winter. summer is good to since i got some a/c blowin hard

Right on brother, sounds like you're honestly living the good life.  Enjoy it.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 11, 2011, 07:26:11 PM
(http://images.ibsrv.net/ibsrv/res/src:forums.corvetteforum.com/get/images/smilies/iagree.gif)  With that extra energy reserve you have around your waist the training should be a breeze.

yes he should get back into training. me i am very deceptivly fat
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on June 11, 2011, 07:28:30 PM
You'll need to eat a lot of horse meat in order to take on Overeem. It's his secret. ;)
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 11, 2011, 07:39:22 PM
You'll need to eat a lot of horse meat in order to take on Overeem. It's his secret. ;)
that serge nubret, Alistair sucks on french toast and over the counter supplements for his power wich is nothing. now that alistair is so juiced up he can only throw one punch at a time, he gets winded like a fat slut gettin fucked
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Board_SHERIF on June 11, 2011, 07:39:49 PM
Epic Leans are only a pint of Olive Oil away  ;)
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Lifter_X on June 11, 2011, 07:41:30 PM
You'll need to eat a lot of horse meat in order to take on Overeem. It's his secret. ;)

Learning to fight would help too
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Rami on June 11, 2011, 07:42:18 PM
it's all about being huuuge fighter now!!  and dominate the late night pay per views world over.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 11, 2011, 07:43:59 PM
it's all about being huuuge fighter now!!  and dominate the late night pay per views world over.

what shall i eat in between rounds?

im thinking papa jahns pizza with those fucking banana peppers! banana peppers are the fuckin shit, they got such a good taste
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Rami on June 11, 2011, 07:57:48 PM
what shall i eat in between rounds?

im thinking papa jahns pizza with those fucking banana peppers! banana peppers are the fuckin shit, they got such a good taste

lulz!! hell yes papa jahna is key! and beer at will..
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Board_SHERIF on June 11, 2011, 08:00:33 PM
Is this the Epic Failcan Reverse Transformation ?
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: kiwiol on June 11, 2011, 08:14:06 PM
Get back to muscle gayning, falcon
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on June 11, 2011, 09:16:40 PM
yes he should get back into training. me i am very deceptivly fat

I don't know if there's anything deceptive about your fat, falcon.  it seems very out there.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on June 11, 2011, 09:41:38 PM
what shall i eat in between rounds?

im thinking papa jahns pizza with those fucking banana peppers! banana peppers are the fuckin shit, they got such a good taste

you could get some awesome endorsements.  Papa Jahns would be a bigger endorse than anything UFC has right now.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Earl1972 on June 11, 2011, 10:52:04 PM
daddy waddy had a great physique

i never understood how some guys could work so hard to build a good body and then suddenly stop caring and let themselves become fat

why did you stop caring?  what about the "epic leans" for "fine young hoes"?

E
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: freespirit on June 11, 2011, 11:51:21 PM
Maybe you should train with someone who hits back for a change instead of punching a bag like a fat retard.  :-\
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: TRIX on June 12, 2011, 12:06:54 AM
everybody would be a fat bastard and eat anything and everything they wanted if landing bitches wasnt there goal
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Cleanest Natural on June 12, 2011, 01:08:16 AM
I was laughing in tears
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: wes on June 12, 2011, 01:28:16 AM
The Falcon soaring high above the huddled masses!
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: polychronopolous on June 12, 2011, 01:53:24 AM
There's gonna come a time where Johnny Falcon passes Alistair Overeem and the Klitschko brothers in the streets and it ain't gonna be a pretty picture when shit goes down, I can assure you of that.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: G_Thang on June 12, 2011, 02:04:45 AM
i would destroy him much faster and stronger. i have ALOT of energy but he needs much GUY-DANCE to defeat me


clearly working on a career as a trailer park redneck.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Cleanest Natural on June 12, 2011, 02:21:11 AM
johnny is a living legend .. overeem is biting his nails as we speak
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Meso_z on June 12, 2011, 02:31:01 AM
What happened to you man? You were in shape just 2 months ago. Care to explain?

Changed eating habbits.. health problems?

Whats the cause of this, its truly unbelievable like a totally dif person.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Maldoror on June 12, 2011, 02:31:23 AM
The heavyweights snipe early, Falcon using a one-two-leg kick and Overeem mixing lefts, uppercuts and kicks of his own. Nothing much of substance lands in the opening 90 seconds, but the fighters then exchange glancing head kicks and Overeem drives for a takedown. He spins Falcon to the mat after a brief struggle and Falcon tries to shove Overeem off with a butterfly guard. Falcon keeps busy with elbows from underneath and eventually does create space to scramble to his feet. Overeem scores with a straight left and slips on a head kick, but jumps back up. Falcon clinches and tries a partially blocked knee outside. They stand in the pocket and Overeem puts a right hand behind Falcon’s ear. At the same time, Falcon throws a picture perfect left hook which snaps Overeem’ head and sends him crashing to the ground. Overeem is out cold already, but his head bounces off the canvas and his eyes are wide open as Falcon walks away. It’s a vicious finish from “Trailer-park FailCan” at 3:52 of the first round, one that will no doubt appear on highlight reels for years to come.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: johnnynoname on June 12, 2011, 02:39:43 AM
Johnnay can get in shape fast due to muscle memory and he probably already knows that

don't sweat it JF- You know you'll be alright

hey atleast who you still have a good face- I'm ripped to shreds and I have a face that could scare the paint off the wall


btw, I would have had a more attractive face if I didn't break my nose twice..........or gone through that heroin phase...........or if my mom didn't mate with a man that looked like Marco Ruas......FML
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: wes on June 12, 2011, 03:11:19 AM
btw, I would have had a more attractive face if I didn't break my nose twice..........or gone through that heroin phase...........or if my mom didn't mate with a man that looked like Marco Ruas......FML
Excuses,excuses,excuses!!  LOL  ;D
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: DK II on June 12, 2011, 03:17:07 AM
time to get on a coffee and crystal meth diet again, or cut your heart out, put it in sea salt and live forever, young Falcon!!


P.S., nice house.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: JasonH on June 12, 2011, 03:23:29 AM
Congratulations - you're a disgrace to the American race.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Cleanest Natural on June 12, 2011, 03:28:57 AM
Congratulations - you're a disgrace to the American race.
while you are a honor to the english race boozy bear  ;D
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: DK II on June 12, 2011, 03:46:47 AM
while you are a honor to the english race boozy bear  ;D

You're also no disgrace to the Romanian gypsies, my old mind-reading friend!
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Cleanest Natural on June 12, 2011, 04:03:34 AM
You're also no disgrace to the Romanian gypsies, my old mind-reading friend!
who needs mind reading when you can make 900 euros a day as a translator  ;D
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: DK II on June 12, 2011, 04:15:30 AM
who needs mind reading when you can make 900 euros a day as a translator  ;D

maybe we should team up, a mindreading translator could easily make 9000 per day.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Cleanest Natural on June 12, 2011, 04:16:48 AM
maybe we should team up, a mindreading translator could easily make 9000 per day.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
telepathy is universal ;) .. no need for "language"
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: doriancutlerman on June 12, 2011, 05:04:27 AM
Well ... I'll give you this, Johnny.  You do look like you could fuck most people's shit up.

But Alistair?  :D  Come on man.  You could be nine foot six and he'd kick your ass.  You know that, right?

I can never tell when some of you are trying to be funny  ???

Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Cleanest Natural on June 12, 2011, 05:12:44 AM
Well ... I'll give you this, Johnny.  You do look like you could fuck most people's shit up.

But Alistair?  :D  Come on man.  You could be nine foot six and he'd kick your ass.  You know that, right?

I can never tell when some of you are trying to be funny  ???


you brutally failed to see the humor in his vid
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: doriancutlerman on June 12, 2011, 05:23:23 AM
You're probably right Sev.

What are you up to these days, anyhow?  Are you really making 900 Euros a day?  :o
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: makaveli25 on June 12, 2011, 05:28:14 AM
Got up this morning expecting this thread to be at least 8-10 pages bye now.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: CAPTAIN INSANO on June 12, 2011, 05:52:54 AM
Offseason, Clearly offseason  ;D
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Board_SHERIF on June 12, 2011, 07:29:54 AM
Got up this morning expecting this thread to be at least 8-10 pages bye now.

Failcan is still sleeping in order to conserve calories/energy...
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: bigmc on June 12, 2011, 08:07:59 AM
who needs mind reading when you can make 900 euros a day as a translator  ;D

lol

sure you can

thats more than the GDP of Romania you pikey co ck
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: JasonH on June 12, 2011, 08:11:52 AM
while you are a honor to the english race boozy bear  ;D

Nice try you filthy gypsy but I'm about as English as you are.  :-*
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on June 12, 2011, 10:11:05 AM
Johnnay can get in shape fast due to muscle memory and he probably already knows that

don't sweat it JF- You know you'll be alright

hey atleast who you still have a good face- I'm ripped to shreds and I have a face that could scare the paint off the wall


btw, I would have had a more attractive face if I didn't break my nose twice..........or gone through that heroin phase...........or if my mom didn't mate with a man that looked like Marco Ruas......FML
How did heroin alter your face johnny?
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Captain Equipoise on June 12, 2011, 11:09:25 AM
Nice boob job on the failcan
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: johnnynoname on June 12, 2011, 11:18:19 AM
How did heroin alter your face johnny?

take a look at it-----it altered it alot
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Captain Equipoise on June 12, 2011, 11:56:06 AM
take a look at it-----it altered it alot

I've seen this on people I know, h and crack really fucked their faces up, esp. girls
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Cleanest Natural on June 12, 2011, 12:27:37 PM
Nice try you filthy gypsy but I'm about as English as you are.  :-*
you will always be a boozy bear hahahaha
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: tommywishbone on June 12, 2011, 01:01:06 PM
This is not a good video. Not good at all.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Wiggs on June 12, 2011, 01:05:53 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  OMG!  LOL hahahahhahahahhahahahaha hhahahahahhahaha!

I didn't realize it was johnny until at least 10 sec. in...WOW!  God Damn Johnny you're on my level now.  LOL
Awesome voice.  lol


Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Big Worm on June 12, 2011, 01:37:06 PM
i would destroy him much faster and stronger. i have ALOT of energy but he needs much GUY-DANCE to defeat me

WHAT.......THE.......PHU CK.......!!!!!!?
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 12, 2011, 02:06:43 PM
 i feel sorry for the twinks who think they need abs to attain hoes, you just need height and mass to look broad in a tshirt my neargrs
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: JasonH on June 12, 2011, 02:08:29 PM
you will always be a boozy bear hahahaha

Aw bless - have we learned a new word this week?

 ::)
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 12, 2011, 02:09:28 PM
deceptivley fat i plow through twinks like a big farm tractor
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: noc on June 12, 2011, 02:13:55 PM
Fat twat, get on a treadmill and eat less pies.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 12, 2011, 02:17:55 PM
Fat twat, get on a treadmill and eat less pies.

whoa there calm down ther "noc"

noc=con

noc= no c= NO SEE

oh brother where do i begin  ::)
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Board_SHERIF on June 12, 2011, 02:39:14 PM
Failcan - honestly you had it all - 6'6" 250 lbs, great built, good looks - You could of been in movies as an extra, done porn, body guard etc....fuk man I think we all feel bad for you bro....talk about un-tapped potential.....
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: EL Mariachi on June 12, 2011, 02:45:17 PM


you related to woody
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: noc on June 12, 2011, 02:54:02 PM
oh brother where do i begin  ::)

get on a treadmill and eat less pies.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Hulkotron on June 12, 2011, 02:56:33 PM
Falcon I think it's time to return to your pursuit of epic leans.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Option D on June 12, 2011, 03:19:32 PM
i would destroy him much faster and stronger. i have ALOT of energy but he needs much GUY-DANCE to defeat me


you got some nice hand speed young neega falcon
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Wiggs on June 12, 2011, 03:25:10 PM
I'm a beat cho ass boy.

 8) :D
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: MP on June 12, 2011, 03:31:07 PM
Damn bro, have you not stuck to the vegetarian eating?

Any desire to get ripped again in the future?

Would be cool to see you do it and document it.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Wiggs on June 12, 2011, 04:50:40 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Xerxes on June 12, 2011, 04:54:08 PM
bwahahaha I've seen the video now 5-6times, its still funny

best part is when he turns around to hit the bag for the first time and goes "bitch ass guy"

haha waddy you craaazy
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: BIG_STI on June 12, 2011, 05:03:03 PM
Guys what you're looking at is a meth addict in recovery, now he's just fat white trash
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Hulkotron on June 12, 2011, 05:29:04 PM
Manny Pacquiao runs 10 miles every morning and does 2000 situps a day and has epic leans.

Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: DK II on June 12, 2011, 05:54:31 PM
Hey Failcan, serious question, what's your diet like these days??

I thought you became a vegetarian??  :o :o
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Largerthanlife on June 12, 2011, 06:47:08 PM
Hey Failcan, serious question, what's your diet like these days??

I thought you became a vegetarian??  :o :o

he evolved
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 12, 2011, 07:18:32 PM
probably make another video very soon to display the success of punching on consecutive days
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: polychronopolous on June 12, 2011, 07:22:11 PM
probably make another video very soon to display the success of punching on consecutive days

You should throw in a couple falcon kicks for good measure
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: pluck on June 12, 2011, 07:24:19 PM
Why the fuck does everyone think he's on meth/heroin...etc??

Have you ever seen a fat meth or heroin user? They're all skinny frail fucks.

The guy is just eating a lot and not moving around too much anymore. Simple like pie.

This sort of shit happens easily when you get a new bitch, stressful job, lose a job...etc.

But seriously, fuck. Vid is funny but you went from stud to a southern good ol' dough boy
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 12, 2011, 07:26:27 PM
You should throw in a couple falcon kicks for good measure

i do occasional low pushkicks. but it would be foolish for a tal man to try to kick at someones head. kicks are really a horrible fighting technique when aiming high.

kicks only work if you have shoes on and push /stomp kick someone....but if you try to kick and connect with shin blade its gonna hurt u just as much as the other guy taking the kick. gotta land with the shoe for it to be effective. keep up the good work brother!
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 12, 2011, 07:38:01 PM
Why the fuck does everyone think he's on meth/heroin...etc??

Have you ever seen a fat meth or heroin user? They're all skinny frail fucks.

The guy is just eating a lot and not moving around too much anymore. Simple like pie.

This sort of shit happens easily when you get a new bitch, stressful job, lose a job...etc.

But seriously, fuck. Vid is funny but you went from stud to a southern good ol' dough boy


yep agree with most of this but disaggree with some let me break it down for you

i move around alot im always on my feet, but i dont rely on stimulants like caffiene and weed to blunt appetite and sustain energy. i rely soly on food without stimulants. my body simply cant handle caffiene or weed anymore it will fuck with my heart or ill get dizzy or anxiety with coffee. totaly wrong on job like i said i work like a falcon horse 7 days a week 5 hours a day on my feet as a moving busy body. sometimes it takes 1 hour before work to have materials ready so thats more time on my feet.

the leans are all from stimulants, the only two ive relied on are coffee and weed.

i still have plenty of musccle just not defined i can do easily 10 full ranged pushups at a bodyweight of 285-290 off of a rafter wich is more difficult to grip

the thing is theres no real point to being enslaved with the thought of having to train constantly to define your physique further and further only to have the appetite always playing the catch up game in the 'real world'. Many live in a fantasy to think you can train to the max WITH cutting calories without cofffee or weed . even grandmaster adonis cant go without his 12 pepsi's a day.

sure i could cut calories down and get leaner but mathmatically and realistically id be even less active, i cant afford to be a sit on my ass all day long homo...im a god dern working man i gotta put bred on they table . a natural cant just magically open fat cells and perserve impressive looking muscle and hope to be on his feet all day WITHOUT stimulants or mind altering substances like weed.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: The Showstoppa on June 12, 2011, 07:39:28 PM
haha, 7 days a week, 5 hours a day.....brutal schedule.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 12, 2011, 07:44:08 PM
Damn bro, have you not stuck to the vegetarian eating?

Any desire to get ripped again in the future?

Would be cool to see you do it and document it.

i definitly could but i dont see myself ever being shredded unless i take a mind altering substance or a stimulant like coffee to blaze through a long working day at god speed with no appetite to lose fat

sure i could eat less poundcakes and more beans, that would drop some fat perhaps a few percents but who is giving a shit about a few percents, not some fine ass hoes. i look intimidating in clothes for hoes, thats the point.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 12, 2011, 07:46:27 PM
haha, 7 days a week, 5 hours a day.....brutal schedule.
it can be working in the heat on trailers and apartments having to crawl up under houses fix up crack houses, but dont worry you wont ever do what i do. ive never seen a black man or a white man do half the work i do in the amount of time it takes me like for reals brah
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: tendonitis on June 12, 2011, 07:52:32 PM
Falcon, are you seriously still getting the same quality of fine ass hoes as you were when you were sporting epic leans?
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 12, 2011, 07:55:57 PM
Falcon, are you seriously still getting the same quality of fine ass hoes as you were when you were sporting epic leans?
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better hoes actially from the invention of plentyoffish.com makes things much easier

if that site was around back in they day, oooooh damn it woulda been on

i would only go out once a week in my hey day cause i was occupied with working and working out. now i dont go out at all no need to with the internets. all i have to do is clean up the beard some and spike up the hair, and them hoes come flockin


Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: chunkramwell on June 12, 2011, 08:05:20 PM
i definitly could but i dont see myself ever being shredded unless i take a mind altering substance or a stimulant like coffee to blaze through a long working day at god speed with no appetite to lose fat

sure i could eat less poundcakes and more beans, that would drop some fat perhaps a few percents but who is giving a shit about a few percents, not some fine ass hoes. i look intimidating in clothes for hoes, thats the point.


Bud, I don't know if they have Ingles in NC but we have them in GA and you can get two poundcakes for $2.38. 
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: chunkramwell on June 12, 2011, 08:09:22 PM
Also, this video goes right up there with "a TRUE JETHRO TULL WORKOUT WARMUP" an instant classic.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Natural Man on June 12, 2011, 08:13:50 PM
seriously what happened? some illness? Dude really drank a bottle of olive oil every single day for the last 6 months and stopped exercizing?


WTF? Dude is really out of his mind. He was too retarded to get girls before, now he's too fat. I sense deep psychological/physiological troubles there. There's something we dont know.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: DK II on June 12, 2011, 08:30:20 PM
Why the fuck does everyone think he's on meth/heroin...etc??

Have you ever seen a fat meth or heroin user? They're all skinny frail fucks.

The guy is just eating a lot and not moving around too much anymore. Simple like pie.

This sort of shit happens easily when you get a new bitch, stressful job, lose a job...etc.

But seriously, fuck. Vid is funny but you went from stud to a southern good ol' dough boy

You get this wrong.

He had quite a carreer here on getbig, when he first posted pics, he was on steroids, and looked superb.

Then he started to take all sorts of drugs, including meth and heroin. Needless to say, he was fairly ripped then.

He also "invented" all sorts of "bodybuilding diets", for example to drink ONLY coffee, or ONLY olive oil (yes you read that right, ONLY drink olive oil), he also thought eating tons of sea salt would make him immortal, but then he also sniffed his fair amount of paint thinner on a daily basis.

Now he's fat and lives in a self build tin house in the woods.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 12, 2011, 08:41:03 PM
You get this wrong.

He had quite a carreer here on getbig, when he first posted pics, he was on steroids, and looked superb.

Then he started to take all sorts of drugs, including meth and heroin. Needless to say, he was fairly ripped then.

He also "invented" all sorts of "bodybuilding diets", for example to drink ONLY coffee, or ONLY olive oil (yes you read that right, ONLY drink olive oil), he also thought eating tons of sea salt would make him immortal, but then he also sniffed his fair amount of paint thinner on a daily basis.

Now he's fat and lives in a self build tin house in the woods.

lol you wish i took steroids to justify your lifetime of failures haha
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 12, 2011, 08:42:51 PM
Also, this video goes right up there with "a TRUE JETHRO TULL WORKOUT WARMUP" an instant classic.

yes many youths in the future falcon times will do reasearch projects at school and be asked to cite reputable sources, here they will find the answers and attain great marks are there report cards!
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: DK II on June 12, 2011, 08:44:34 PM
lol you wish i took steroids to justify your lifetime of failures haha

No matter if you took steroids or not, you had one amazing body, there's no way around that and i know i could never have had that naturally. No problem to admit that.

It's a shame you've gone so fat.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 12, 2011, 08:50:22 PM
No matter if you took steroids or not, you had one amazing body, there's no way around that and i know i could never have had that naturally. No problem to admit that.

It's a shame you've gone so fat.

na bro i am no better than you, and yes you couldve attained that build you wanted with caffiene and weed and WITHOUT steroids

actually just caffiene by itself is all you need tons of greens to fight hunger, smoking weed to alter your mind to forget about eating and just stay blazed on weed and jacked on caffiene and eat protien but not too much in order to keep calories low as fuck anyone can get shredded..

however i had some major issues with diet even back in the day. because even with all that caffiene i would occasionaly hardcore binge on high calorie food wich would set me back

the problem is as we get older some of us are a shitload more sensitive to weed or caffiene and cant handle it any more like me
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Parker on June 12, 2011, 09:06:37 PM
whats interesting is that i could purchase a  100 pound weighted vest and still be faster than a nascar around the ring with dumptruck strength straits and jabs all night long
I just fell on the floor...DumpTruck Strenth, I have to use that... 
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Largerthanlife on June 12, 2011, 09:08:37 PM
falcon, did you construct your own house from home depot or lowes hardware store?

Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: DK II on June 12, 2011, 09:09:54 PM
na bro i am no better than you, and yes you couldve attained that build you wanted with caffiene and weed and WITHOUT steroids

actually just caffiene by itself is all you need tons of greens to fight hunger, smoking weed to alter your mind to forget about eating and just stay blazed on weed and jacked on caffiene and eat protien but not too much in order to keep calories low as fuck anyone can get shredded..

however i had some major issues with diet even back in the day. because even with all that caffiene i would occasionaly hardcore binge on high calorie food wich would set me back

the problem is as we get older some of us are a shitload more sensitive to weed or caffiene and cant handle it any more like me

LOL, thanks a kit for the nice words.

I guess i have a problem with the weed. I've grown up a few 100 kms from the dutch border, so had my share in my youth, but i never got to like it.

Weed only makes you stupid imo.

Caffeine is another story though, i have to cut back on coffee every few months or i will die from it someday, i LOVE coffee and energy drinks, lol.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 12, 2011, 09:19:18 PM
LOL, thanks a kit for the nice words.

I guess i have a problem with the weed. I've grown up a few 100 kms from the dutch border, so had my share in my youth, but i never got to like it.

Weed only makes you stupid imo.

Caffeine is another story though, i have to cut back on coffee every few months or i will die from it someday, i LOVE coffee and energy drinks, lol.

see my cousin would say the same thing about weed how it makes you stupid and go to sleep. to me weed made me supercharged my confidence to do or atleast try any daunting physical task. When i smoked weed it felt like i just created a friend in my mind that enabled me to joyingly work harder at things. i didnt admit my weed smoking much in my younger days but now that i havent smoked in like 2 years its good to let people know that weed can act like a steriod cause it can alter your mind to  go longer doing physical activities

caffiene was always the diet crutch to stave off munchies from weed i remember mass dosing it for months on end with good ol instant coffee.. unfortunatley the last few times i was kinda drinkin coffe heavily i felt like i was gonna be so dizzy and naesues about to die  :-\

and weed makes me feel like im gonna have a fucking heart attack now.

i just hope when we all die hopefully we can hold onto our identies and kinda reflect and go foward in "time" with more good times. it would very sad to all just be blank
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on June 12, 2011, 09:26:08 PM

i just hope when we all die hopefully we can hold onto our identies and kinda reflect and go foward in "time" with more good times. it would very sad to all just be blank

don't worry - you won't need your identity.  you will be the universe and the universe will be you.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 12, 2011, 09:27:06 PM
don't worry - you won't need your identity.  you will be the universe and the universe will be you.

and what will that mean space brother?
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: US MUSL on June 12, 2011, 09:29:49 PM
Also, this video goes right up there with "a TRUE JETHRO TULL WORKOUT WARMUP" an instant classic.

I also enjoyed the rap video.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Earl1972 on June 12, 2011, 09:48:36 PM
Hey Failcan, serious question, what's your diet like these days??

I thought you became a vegetarian??  :o :o

most vegetarians i know are fat

they eat tons of carbs and very little protein

E
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: The True Adonis on June 12, 2011, 09:56:17 PM
Falcon can certainly fly lean if he so chooses. 
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: DK II on June 12, 2011, 11:43:34 PM
most vegetarians i know are fat

they eat tons of carbs and very little protein

E

True, and most have that tyrosine deficiency that makes them so miserable all the time.

Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: 240 is Back on June 13, 2011, 12:05:46 AM
DumpTruck Strenth = awesome!!!
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 13, 2011, 05:30:57 AM
Falcon can certainly fly lean if he so chooses.  
 my true falcon entrance fight song to beat they black man for us my bro



im thinking ill need a team of members and fighting crew to help be attain knowledge for defeating overeem since apparantley he has a london fag crew helping him

lets see ill need the following

mr. nobody- as falcon mentor

adonis -as special tactics advisor

alex23- financial advisor and for networking and bicep training

the coach- need him for doing boxing drills that i would hate doing

che- need him for his old boxing experience from mehico

rami- diet advisor in between rounds

wesley falcons- as co- mentor

ron- for supplyin nice ring girls to suck me off in between rounds

dkII- for knowledge of trash talk in the ring for my advantage

nzmusclemonster- need him for advises on protecting my wang in they fights

big dick bob-for wang advices

chunkramwell- for faith in god type mentor if losing fight or even if winning he would keep me on track

mattc- to help me keep racially focused and recognized that i am superior intelligent whiteman compard to that black london scumbag

fallsview= of course keeping it positive

gangstalean= for providing superior african american music to listen to pre fight

i think many more on the falcon team will be needed to match overeems enterouge
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Kegdrainer on June 13, 2011, 05:34:36 AM
Maybe signing Ben N jerry's as your main fight sponsor was a bad idea
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: DK II on June 13, 2011, 05:40:52 AM
LOL, I'm in.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: backday on June 13, 2011, 05:58:57 AM
Hey Falcon , how are you brother? You have to get in shape again man ; I remember very well how lean you were when we competed in the first (and best) Mr Getbig 5 years ago :)
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: TrueGrit on June 13, 2011, 05:59:09 AM
I blame that bitch that stole his xbox. He was doing fine until then..
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: w8m8 on June 13, 2011, 06:09:14 AM
I blame that bitch that stole his xbox. He was doing fine until then..

LOL
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: dr.chimps on June 13, 2011, 06:46:58 AM
 my true falcon entrance fight song to beat they black man for us my bro



im thinking ill need a team of members and fighting crew to help be attain knowledge for defeating overeem since apparantley he has a london fag crew helping him

rami- diet advisor in between rounds

ron- for supplyin nice ring girls to suck me off in between rounds

dkII- for knowledge of trash talk in the ring for my advantage

nzmusclemonster- need him for advises on protecting my wang in they fights

mattc- to help me keep racially focused and recognized that i am superior intelligent whiteman compard to that black london scumbag
LOL. Truly you are the Master Falcon. Shrewd thinking.    ;D
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Meso_z on June 13, 2011, 10:12:42 AM
I say go back to your 2007 physique...

look better, feel better. 

Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Board_SHERIF on June 13, 2011, 02:50:16 PM
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The date this video was uploaded by FailCan was 5 months ago, the "regression" from then to now is an Epic Reverse Transformation like no other...
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: King Shizzo on June 13, 2011, 02:54:02 PM
Yeah Johnny wtf happened?  There is no fucking way I could go from looking like you did at your best which was impressive, to a fat slob.  Wake the fuck up dude!  You already know what you can look like in shape so there should be no excuses!  >:(
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on June 13, 2011, 02:57:06 PM
falcon has evolved beyond your childish obsession with fat - there is a reason buddha went from a sad prince with six-pack to a fat jolly guy. 
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Xerxes on June 13, 2011, 03:00:14 PM
falcon has evolved beyond your childish obsession with fat - there is a reason buddha went from a sad prince with six-pack to a fat jolly guy. 

Buddha went from being prince to starving himself under a tree tho  ???
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on June 13, 2011, 03:03:41 PM
Buddha went from being prince to starving himself under a tree tho  ???

Buddha underwent a similar transformation to Fat American. He started out pretty chiseled, but as he transcended the world, he grew both physically and spiritually. In the end he looked like this.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: chunkramwell on June 13, 2011, 03:05:46 PM
Improved meditation can be attained with a slower metabolism.  Look at the Buddha for inspiration he transcended to nirvana after he decided epic leans weren't for him.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: chunkramwell on June 13, 2011, 03:07:28 PM
Buddha went from being prince to starving himself under a tree tho  ???

He also gave up all his worldly possessions and dedicated himself to not cause any suffering to any other living thing.  The xbox and the boxing may need to go.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Xerxes on June 13, 2011, 03:08:11 PM
Buddha underwent a similar transformation to Fat American. He started out pretty chiseled, but as he transcended the world, he grew both physically and spiritually. In the end he looked like this.

not Siddharta Gautama but Budai

"Budai is often confused with the historical Buddha, Siddhartha Gautama. However, the two are visually very distinct. Gautama is commonly depicted as being tall and slender in appearance (although since no images of him from his lifetime exist, this depiction of him is unverifiable and possibly idealized); Budai is short and overweight."
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on June 13, 2011, 03:09:59 PM
Yes - as we all know tweakers are ripped, cannot meditate worth a damn and are unenlightened.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on June 13, 2011, 03:10:45 PM
He also gave up all his worldly possessions and dedicated himself to not cause any suffering to any other living thing.  The xbox and the boxing may need to go.

the boxing enables him to focus - it's a very zen activity.  as we all know, he permitted a ho to run off with his xbox.  giving up his world possessions.  he has already moved into the woods and lives among the trees.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: 240 is Back on June 14, 2011, 09:34:45 AM
He looks strong as hell now, no doubt about it.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: CalvinH on June 14, 2011, 09:46:40 AM
Buddha underwent a similar transformation to Fat American. He started out pretty chiseled, but as he transcended the world, he grew both physically and spiritually. In the end he looked like this.




Thats not SS.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: dr.chimps on June 14, 2011, 10:00:28 AM
He looks strong as hell now, no doubt about it.
Dump truck strength stronger than hell.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Rearden Metal on June 14, 2011, 10:30:21 AM
Falcon, record a video punching straight down at the bag so I can envision what it would be like to fight you.

 :D
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: BIG_STI on June 14, 2011, 10:35:06 AM
what all you idiots fail to grasp is that this guy was a admitted meth addict, this is what happens when you finally come off. Massive weight gain
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: chunkramwell on June 14, 2011, 01:23:51 PM
what all you idiots fail to grasp is that this guy was a admitted meth addict, this is what happens when you finally come off. Massive weight gain

Not calling you a liar, but I can't find the admission you reference.  If you could be so kind to provide it would be much obliged.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: pellius on June 14, 2011, 01:27:46 PM
When cleaned up the Falcon had the face of a model. Beautiful man (no homo). I also considered him to have one of the best White man's genetics on this board. After about 6'4" or so a man starts to get that kind of lanky, gangley appearance. Not JF and he looked around 6'6". He had the kind of look and physique that would make women cream and get all shy and intimidated. Of course his sheer size and Falcon punches would nullify any thoughts of men challenging him.

If I had to pick one look to have on this board it would have been a prime Falcon.

Focus Johnny! Focus! Your mind keeps going this way and that! Always trying to find the next new thing. Get back to basics. Don't waste yourself. Have your fun on Saturdays but stay discipline during the week. Indulge the body, corrupt the soul.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on June 14, 2011, 03:16:58 PM
When cleaned up the Falcon had the face of an angel.

Damn
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Natural Man on June 14, 2011, 04:17:00 PM
dude's seriously need a good woman in his life. He s quite old and act like a teen still.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: pellius on June 14, 2011, 07:43:52 PM
dude's seriously need a good woman in his life. He s quite old and act like a teen still.

Falcon had no problem getting women. I honestly think it was the rec drugs. Getting chronically (no pun) high never ever ends well. I don't have a big prob with those that want to do every now and then like those that drink responsibly do. But when it's an everyday thing it always goes bad. YOu could see the mental deterioration in his posts.

Don't take this wrong Johnny. I've always like you, well maybe not always, you kind of grew on me, and you're quite a character. Don't waste yourself. Get back in shape. At least it will give you some kind of goal.

Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: DK II on June 14, 2011, 07:45:48 PM
Falcon had no problem getting women. I honestly think it was the rec drugs. Getting chronically (no pun) high never ever ends well. I don't have a big prob with those that want to do every now and then like those that drink responsibly do. But when it's an everyday thing it always goes bad. YOu could see the mental deterioration in his posts.

Don't take this wrong Johnny. I've always like you, well maybe not always, you kind of grew on me, and you're quite a character. Don't waste yourself. Get back in shape. At least it will give you some kind of goal.



Same here, i used to flame a lot on Johnny, but now this only makes me sad.

I hope he gets his shit together, he can get in shape very fast i think.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: dyslexic on June 14, 2011, 07:47:04 PM
He looks strong as hell now, no doubt about it.


That's a no-shitter...
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on June 14, 2011, 07:56:03 PM
Same here, i used to flame a lot on Johnny, but now this only makes me sad.

I hope he gets his shit together, he can get in shape very fast i think.

seems to be having some possibly serious health issues (he claims he has heart palpitations).  He should get checked out by a doctor, but I doubt he will go.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: DK II on June 14, 2011, 07:58:38 PM
seems to be having some possibly serious health issues (he claims he has heart palpitations).  He should get checked out by a doctor, but I doubt he will go.

Yep, where's Obama health care when you need it?

Dude lives in a tin house in the woods, he'll never go see a doc.

Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 14, 2011, 08:52:08 PM
seems to be having some possibly serious health issues (he claims he has heart palpitations).  He should get checked out by a doctor, but I doubt he will go.


i appreciate the caring and all but really no one should give that much a of a fuck about me, in reality im pretty sure you dont but there is a little kindness in everyone that makes them give a fuck just a little bit

most people are mostly sociopaths, so its normal to want to see the falcon fail and snickeringly wish him well

but i have a plan for your world

Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on June 14, 2011, 08:57:48 PM
it's no skin off my back if you get a stress test, jackass.  ::)  you can rationalize it whichever way you want, but you know that i'm right that you should get one.


i appreciate the caring and all but really no one should give that much a of a fuck about me, in reality im pretty sure you dont but there is a little kindness in everyone that makes them give a fuck just a little bit

most people are mostly sociopaths, so its normal to want to see the falcon fail and snickeringly wish him well

but i have a plan for your world


Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 14, 2011, 09:07:58 PM
it's no skin off my back if you get a stress test, jackass.  ::)  you can rationalize it whichever way you want, but you know that i'm right that you should get one.

dude i can run fast and decently long. i just dont give a fuck about constantly working out being on stimulants to be more cut. i think im just as healthy and just as dieing as everyone else
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on June 14, 2011, 09:16:23 PM
i think im just as healthy and just as dieing as everyone else

pretty sure that drinking caffeine does not make the average person feel nauseous/like they're dying. 
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: chunkramwell on June 14, 2011, 09:17:44 PM

i appreciate the caring and all but really no one should give that much a of a fuck about me, in reality im pretty sure you dont but there is a little kindness in everyone that makes them give a fuck just a little bit

most people are mostly sociopaths, so its normal to want to see the falcon fail and snickeringly wish him well

but i have a plan for your world




What kind of synth were you using for that track brother?
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Meso_z on June 14, 2011, 09:19:21 PM
seems to be having some possibly serious health issues (he claims he has heart palpitations).  He should get checked out by a doctor, but I doubt he will go.
He gained a lot of weight and too fast. Somethings wrong indeed.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: dj181 on June 14, 2011, 11:38:47 PM
Focus Johnny! Focus! Your mind keeps going this way and that! Always trying to find the next new thing. Get back to basics. Don't waste yourself. Have your fun on Saturdays but stay discipline during the week. Indulge the body, corrupt the soul.


good post, dude
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: 99 Bananas on June 14, 2011, 11:45:34 PM
The evolution of the falcon over the years has been one of the greatest things getbig has produced if not the greatest. Seriously legit character. This dude isnt trolling lol.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: GroinkTropin on June 14, 2011, 11:46:02 PM
He gained a lot of weight and too fast. Somethings wrong indeed.

Hypothyroidism
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: smoothasf on June 14, 2011, 11:54:54 PM
Yup his fast metabolism just died.... welcome to getting older.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: GroinkTropin on June 14, 2011, 11:58:17 PM
Yup his fast metabolism just died.... welcome to getting older.

No

I have met MANY former meth addicts who are fat as fuck, I do not understand the mechanism behind it but my guess is that you burn out your fight or flight system and cannot produce/use NE. I could be wrong, but that is my guess. Meth as you know causes your body to dump E and NE as well as Serotonin, long term use is very very bad...Neurotransmitters are nothing to fuck with!
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: 2ND COMING on June 15, 2011, 12:01:14 AM
I had heart palps and i still do very rarely. My heart flutters and i grasp for air for about a second. I dont know about falcon, but mine always occur when im relaxed. I did a few stress tests with the bike pedaling thing (there were a couple sweet pieces of ass there testing me btw  :'() and no palps. ALso did another test and found no structural problems with my heart. I was around 290 at the time. I was scared shitless of the thought of dropping dead at any time. You hear about big guys, like gaines adams and jesse marunde to name a couple, who've dropped dead from heart issues. I'm just glad my tests came back ok. I was told my palps were a result of my bp, which was about 160/100. I dropped the weight to 245, I am abck to 270 now and bp is fine.

falcon, i would have myself tested if i were you. How is your blood pressure?
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Wiggs on June 15, 2011, 12:10:37 AM
Falcon you are starting to resemble Randy Quaid's character Eddie from the National Lampoon movies with Chevy Chase, this is not a good thing.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Army of One on June 15, 2011, 12:13:31 AM
Ive gone from as lean as he was to as fat as he s and then back again, he can get back to his previous state in 5 months if he's dedicated, as previously mentioned muscle memory is awesome.As funny as it is, serious question:what made you get so fat?For me it was getting with a woman and stopping caring.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: RagingBull on June 15, 2011, 12:31:37 AM


Badr Hari destroying Overeem.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: RagingBull on June 15, 2011, 12:41:30 AM


Pre steroids loss.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: MAXX on June 15, 2011, 12:41:56 AM
when is the fight?
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Wiggs on June 15, 2011, 12:49:42 AM
Ive gone from as lean as he was to as fat as he s and then back again, he can get back to his previous state in 5 months if he's dedicated, as previously mentioned muscle memory is awesome.As funny as it is, serious question:what made you get so fat?For me it was getting with a woman and stopping caring.

That's what did it for me.  :(
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Army of One on June 15, 2011, 12:52:50 AM
That's what did it for me.  :(

Then it ends and you realise you look like a sack of shit  ;D
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: pellius on June 15, 2011, 02:06:45 AM
Not calling you a liar, but I can't find the admission you reference.  If you could be so kind to provide it would be much obliged.

I missed this and the quote you are referring to. I think JF indulgence in meth was pretty much implied but I don't ever remember him referencing it specifically let alone admitting that he was an addict. I always thought of him as a typical rec user, not an out of control abuser. I did start to become concern in light of his posts in the last year or so. He really started sounding way out there. Even for the Falcon.

You have a lot of fans here Johnny. You need to get your life together. Just start getting in shape. It's not complicated and will force you to live a much more healthier life style. You will get some discipline and order in your life. Make a schedule and stick to it. No excuses. You're GetBig family. 
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 15, 2011, 05:16:59 AM


Badr Hari destroying Overeem.

the first time alistar fell down he fell. then he got stunned with a kick

alistar through about less than 5 punches the whole fight he has zero endurance now, he doest throw much because it wears him out

alistar is highly overated. or its that he hasnt fought any naturally fat redneck with alot more energy and power
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 15, 2011, 05:52:30 AM
Overeem fights this weekend right?

yeah he fights some asshole named We'redumb   ::), hes a brutally tall mexican guy with alot of fighting skills aparently
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: MP on June 15, 2011, 06:35:49 AM
Come on Falcon, go for epic leans again.

The transformation would be cool to see - not to mention probably healthier for you.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: DK II on June 15, 2011, 06:40:06 AM
Come on Falcon, go for epic leans again.

The transformation would be cool to see - not to mention probably healthier for you.


If you know his way to diet he's probably better off staying fat....

But i'm all for it, epic lean gains!!!

Team Falcon!!
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Fallsview on June 15, 2011, 07:26:33 AM
 :)
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Hulkotron on June 15, 2011, 07:44:13 AM
Falcon, while standing just bang out some upright rows.  You'll be jacked + tan again in no time.

The key is to do an odd number of reps (e.g. 9 or 11) rather than even (e.g. 8 or 10 or 12).
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Fallsview on June 15, 2011, 07:51:30 AM
Falcon, while standing just bang out some upright rows.  You'll be jacked + tan again in no time.

The key is to do an odd number of reps (e.g. 9 or 11) rather than even (e.g. 8 or 10 or 12).

I think you are on to something with the odd numbers.  I believe Mr. Falcons' muscles were not stimulated enough with the Jethro Tull workouts.  He needs to innovate a new workout routine, maybe a Beyonce Workout, etc. etc. to confuse his muscles. 

STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: pic91 on June 15, 2011, 08:04:43 AM
All Olive Oil  :D 8)
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: BIG_STI on June 15, 2011, 08:17:17 AM
Not calling you a liar, but I can't find the admission you reference.  If you could be so kind to provide it would be much obliged.

I'm going to go through 2 - 3 years + of his posts  ::) to find where he said he used meth on multiple occasions (half of his threads were moved to the old Z board which was deleted long ago) He even started a thread on his heroin use back in 08 I believe. It was deleted, anyone who has been around here a while knows what's going on.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Fallsview on June 15, 2011, 08:20:04 AM
I'm going to go through 2 - 3 years + of his posts  ::) to find where he said he used meth on multiple occasions (half of his threads were moved to the old Z board which was deleted long ago) He even started a thread on his heroin use back in 08 I believe. It was deleted, anyone who has been around here a while knows what's going on.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Ex Coelis on June 15, 2011, 08:58:16 AM
(http://wrestlingtruth.com/wrestlehost/images/c77yk7x6s6tbktmqujv5.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: dr.chimps on June 15, 2011, 09:01:07 AM
:)
Hillbilly Jim's son?
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: chunkramwell on June 15, 2011, 10:27:09 AM
(http://wrestlingtruth.com/wrestlehost/images/c77yk7x6s6tbktmqujv5.jpg)

That Lee Priest sure knows how to dress!
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Natural Man on June 15, 2011, 03:34:10 PM

i appreciate the caring and all but really no one should give that much a of a fuck about me, in reality im pretty sure you dont but there is a little kindness in everyone that makes them give a fuck just a little bit

most people are mostly sociopaths, so its normal to want to see the falcon fail and snickeringly wish him well

but i have a plan for your world


looks like you re paranoid and spending too much time alone.. borderline schizoid. Seek help before it spirals into schizophrenia.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 15, 2011, 04:02:09 PM
looks like you re paranoid and spending too much time alone.. borderline schizoid. Seek help before it spirals into schizophrenia.

hit the nail on its head stud
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Hulkotron on June 15, 2011, 04:05:22 PM
Falcon whatever happened to that hot little cracked-out looking older chick you were seeing / humping?
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Ex Coelis on June 15, 2011, 04:08:09 PM
some serious power behind those punches
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on June 15, 2011, 04:09:07 PM
Falcon whatever happened to that hot little cracked-out looking older chick you were seeing / humping?

he gave her his xbox and bid her godspeed
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on June 15, 2011, 04:11:21 PM
hit the nail on its head stud


Some day they're going to do an exhibition f your work at the MoMA... please send me an invitation when they do.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 15, 2011, 04:14:31 PM
some serious power behind those punches

wait till the next video stud, ill just throw a bunch of lefts in a row and a bunch of rights in a row to trick they opponents
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Devon97 on June 15, 2011, 04:57:24 PM
I think you are on to something with the odd numbers.  I believe Mr. Falcons' muscles were not stimulated enough with the Jethro Tull workouts.  He needs to innovate a new workout routine, maybe a Beyonce Workout, etc. etc. to confuse his muscles. 

STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FALLZVIEW!!!!!

 :o :o

Is that guy the good Dr. FIST>?????
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Captain Equipoise on June 15, 2011, 05:05:19 PM
wait till the next video stud, ill just throw a bunch of lefts in a row and a bunch of rights in a row to trick they opponents

When you gonna post up a vid of you fighting someone in a failcan boxing match ?

would be even better if they didn't know about the fight and you surprised them :)
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: ManBearPig... on June 15, 2011, 05:59:41 PM
imagine being on some kind of a bus tour of north carolina, and you drive by waddy's shack as he's outside punching?
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: JimmyJam1974 on June 15, 2011, 06:04:35 PM
imagine being on some kind of a bus tour of north carolina, and you drive by waddy's shack as he's outside punching?
It would be a great day.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: chunkramwell on June 15, 2011, 06:24:34 PM
hit the nail on its head stud



BILLY! WHATCHOO DOIN IN THAT BATHROOM BILLY!

Excellent tune, wished it was a little clearer.  Sounds like tunes I used to make.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Natural Man on June 15, 2011, 06:53:34 PM
not being loved by your family is the beginning, then it develops into;

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranoia   (you start to fear people want to harm you, because your own caregivers had mixed feelings about you and didnt want you or regret your birth / did harm you physically or psychologically; then you figure everyone else outside your family wants to hurt you and that everyone one only cares about his own survival / interests, and only deal with others in order to increase his/her own odds of survival first and foremost, which is actually true )

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder   (you spend too much time alone -a behavior learnt during childhood when your parents moved from a place to another, not giving you the oportunity to create deep relationships with significants people ; you spend a lot of time observing people from outside and start figuring the patterns they follow, which are conditionned by natural selection, that they re just animals as you are, and that only domination is what matters, thus reinforcing your paranoia)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophrenia  (you become a danger for society as you are not part of it, do not want to be part of it, and end wanting to destroy it; others will reject you cause you endanger their odds of survival).
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 15, 2011, 07:10:36 PM

BILLY! WHATCHOO DOIN IN THAT BATHROOM BILLY!

Excellent tune, wished it was a little clearer.  Sounds like tunes I used to make.

weve got about 15 albums of songs stud. i wish you can be in the next album
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: US MUSL on June 15, 2011, 07:16:07 PM
Falcon would seriously mess someone up in a street fight!!
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: chunkramwell on June 15, 2011, 07:21:55 PM
weve got about 15 albums of songs stud. i wish you can be in the next album


It would be an honor my friend.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 15, 2011, 07:30:07 PM

It would be an honor my friend.
making music rules its what we humans were meant to construct songs for those times that you need 'good/different' songs playing on the cassete player. because these are the songs that make you laugh and bring back cherished memories of falklansmanship with other neargrs
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 16, 2011, 04:52:00 AM
wonder wat master coach thinks
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: w8m8 on June 16, 2011, 05:14:30 AM
fights are at least three minutes each round

gwon and hit the bag and dodge ( imagined ) incoming strikes for the full 3 minutes .. move around in an invisible cage


you gas easy

you are sucking air after striking for 40 seconds
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 16, 2011, 06:11:40 AM
fights are at least three minutes each round

gwon and hit the bag and dodge ( imagined ) incoming strikes for the full 3 minutes .. move around in an invisible cage


you gas easy

you are sucking air after striking for 40 seconds

dont kid yourself most these guys only throw 5 punches or less every 30 seconds. yeah some move around alot but i dont need to move stud
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Fallsview on June 16, 2011, 07:05:16 AM
 ???
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on June 16, 2011, 07:13:14 AM
dont kid yourself most these guys only throw 5 punches or less every 30 seconds. yeah some move around alot but i dont need to move stud

you would end about 80% of the fights in about 54 seconds anyway.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: chunkramwell on June 16, 2011, 10:52:30 AM
This is the sound inside the head of a man savagely beaten by Master Falcon.


Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Fallsview on June 16, 2011, 11:08:19 AM
This is the sound inside the head of a man savagely beaten by Master Falcon.




Yes, you are right!

Mr. Falcon is "good people".  It won't take long for him to revolutionize another groundbreaking workout to get him back in top shape.  He will have a body molded out of granite very soon.  I'm guessing a "TLC-Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls Workout"?


GOD BLESS


STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: w8m8 on June 16, 2011, 02:10:38 PM
dont kid yourself most these guys only throw 5 punches or less every 30 seconds. yeah some move around alot but i dont need to move stud

then why not seriously get in the cage and have a real fight ?
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 17, 2011, 06:54:49 AM
then why not seriously get in the cage and have a real fight ?

acting "serious" with the opponent is not the way to win a match . one must use psychological falcon tactics such as special sounds to confuse the opponent then go in for the kill
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 17, 2011, 07:14:30 AM
(http://wwwcache.wral.com/asset/news/local/2008/04/18/2760405/10362-youth-220x165.jpg)"whats they tyrone?"
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Fallsview on June 17, 2011, 07:46:40 AM
Mr. Falcon, some motivation for your next workout, Reh Dogg, "Why Must I Cry", outstanding!



GOD BLESS!!!!!!!!!!



STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 20, 2011, 07:30:29 PM
(http://wwwcache.wral.com/asset/news/local/2008/04/18/2760405/10362-youth-220x165.jpg)"whats they tyrone?"

ffs someone QFT
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Largerthanlife on June 20, 2011, 07:33:58 PM
falcon overeem looked tired the other night and didn't throw many punches, you would have him overwhelmed and dizzy as fuck within 30 seconds.

Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Marty Champions on June 20, 2011, 07:39:25 PM
falcon overeem looked tired the other night and didn't throw many punches, you would have him overwhelmed and dizzy as fuck within 30 seconds.



exaclty stud. what have i been telling people? overeem cant throw many punches, hes not a brawler hes not a puncher. alistair is more of a one hit counter-puncher, his muscles lock up if he throws too much. he will get epic creatine charlie horses and cramps like paul dillet if he were to actually fight correctly.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Meso_z on June 20, 2011, 08:45:35 PM
fat and homeless.
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Largerthanlife on June 20, 2011, 09:00:49 PM
fat and homeless.

he's not fat and he has a house, it's in the background of the video.

Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Meso_z on June 20, 2011, 09:03:13 PM
he's not fat and he has a house, it's in the background of the video.


Yea, in the cave, behind the bushes or up on the tree?  ;D
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Largerthanlife on June 20, 2011, 09:08:05 PM
Yea, in the cave, behind the bushes or up on the tree?  ;D

no, in the metal or something structure he made himself, it's his house, with air conditioning I believe.

Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 06, 2011, 01:50:07 AM
fights are at least three minutes each round

gwon and hit the bag and dodge ( imagined ) incoming strikes for the full 3 minutes .. move around in an invisible cage


you gas easy

you are sucking air after striking for 40 seconds
how does a bitch know about fighting ... brutal sharing accunts  ;D
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: w8m8 on July 06, 2011, 02:28:01 AM
how does a bitch know about fighting ... brutal sharing accunts  ;D

How does a loser gypsy know about secret mind control experiments done by the government ?

BRUTAL mental defects  ;D

You're a pissy pants chicken shit pussy who is afraid of PT .. it's priceless to see you avoid him !! LOL
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 06, 2011, 03:35:50 AM
How does a loser gypsy know about secret mind control experiments done by the government ?

BRUTAL mental defects  ;D

You're a pissy pants chicken shit pussy who is afraid of PT .. it's priceless to see you avoid him !! LOL
is that the fag you share account with ?
 lol
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: w8m8 on July 06, 2011, 04:58:40 AM
I don't like being confronted by more than one person, leave me alone or I will use my gimmick Winged Lion to ROAR at you  :'(

You are mentally deranged .. you think by repeating the same deluded fantasies you have will make them true

What's pitiful about you is .. you don't see how pitiful you are and you will never change or grow up

You're stunted mentally and physically, you have been hanging around here for years doing the same thing over and over, you obsess and follow people around, dragging up old threads to inject some stupid comment hoping someone will find you fascinating and you will be admired

I know it sucks for you to have been born in a horse buggy and passed around the clan as the semen swallower, but I'm sure the coins you get now for that trick are pretty and shiny ... Sebastian in all honesty, you need to get out of the sewer you call a "home" and see that there is a big world out there, ( bigger than those lizards tell you about ) and you being a greasy skinny fag ( who pisses himself )  will be acceptable in someplaces besides the bathhouses you are relegated to now

Stewart scarred you deeply and your recovery from that may be impossible, but you can still try

Giving up the way you have and allowing your life to revolve around picking a fight on a message board so the muscled men will notice you is not making you seem very smart at all, your website is doomed when you exhibit such an immature and deranged mentality

Poor little Sebastian, the gypsy boy who needs some adoration from intrawebz because life has given him nothing worthwhile


LOL .. run along now and search for another post to bump .. this is your world - your life - your fulfillment

Keep avoiding PT, you can't handle knowing he'll rip anything you can say apart ..  I can't wait for his friend to hack your site   ;D

Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 06, 2011, 05:53:55 AM
the only thing hacked will be his ass by his boyfriend


as far as you are concerned I find it ironic how you call me delusional .. look in the mirror gonzo .. but back up 2 feet to make room for you know what  ;D
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: w8m8 on July 06, 2011, 06:07:43 AM
as far as you are concerned I find it ironic how you call me delusional .. look in the mirror gonzo .. but back up 2 feet to make room for you know what  ;D

oh the irony LOLOLOLOL

you really are a retard  ;D
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 06, 2011, 06:14:20 AM
oh the irony LOLOLOLOL

you really are a retard  ;D
am sorry to keep insulting you by bringing up your HUGE nose .. whomever you sent your pic and the titty pic and you had cybersex with is responsible for this not me
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: w8m8 on July 06, 2011, 06:31:03 AM
am sorry to keep insulting you by bringing up your HUGE nose .. whomever you sent your pic and the titty pic and you had cybersex with is responsible for this not me

LOL

you have a beak that rivals an anteater .. you mentioning my nose is a joke

with the lies you spew it's a lucky thing there's no such thing as Pinocchio syndrome .. you'd never be able to suck another cock  ;D
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 06, 2011, 06:33:26 AM
LOL

you have a beak that rivals an anteater .. you mentioning my nose is a joke

with the lies you spew it's a lucky thing there's no such thing as Pinocchio syndrome .. you'd never be able to suck another cock  ;D
if it were lies you wouldn't have been so desperate to cry to ron about me posting that pic with your huge beaker or the mod who would delete it....you were quite desperate o kuntess
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: w8m8 on July 06, 2011, 06:42:02 AM
if it were lies you wouldn't have been so desperate to cry to ron about me posting that pic with your huge beaker or the mod who would delete it....you were quite desperate o kuntess

tell the truth .. just once


you annoyed the fuck outta him by posting it a hundred times and making 20 threads ... go look on his board and notice the truth

as for crying .. who has the posts erased that pertain to you ? where are PT's posts directed at you ? and you cried to Ron about your site and name being posted AFTER you did it yourself

RETARD FAIL AGAIN

CORKY  ;D
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 07, 2011, 04:06:24 AM
tell the truth .. just once


you annoyed the fuck outta him by posting it a hundred times and making 20 threads ... go look on his board and notice the truth

as for crying .. who has the posts erased that pertain to you ? where are PT's posts directed at you ? and you cried to Ron about your site and name being posted AFTER you did it yourself

RETARD FAIL AGAIN

CORKY  ;D
haha

fuck off Gonzo
Title: Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
Post by: w8m8 on July 07, 2011, 04:23:25 AM
haha

fuck off Gonzo

make me CORKY  :D