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Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
« Reply #50 on: June 11, 2011, 07:39:49 PM »
Epic Leans are only a pint of Olive Oil away  ;)
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Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
« Reply #51 on: June 11, 2011, 07:41:30 PM »
You'll need to eat a lot of horse meat in order to take on Overeem. It's his secret. ;)

Learning to fight would help too

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Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
« Reply #52 on: June 11, 2011, 07:42:18 PM »
it's all about being huuuge fighter now!!  and dominate the late night pay per views world over.

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Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
« Reply #53 on: June 11, 2011, 07:43:59 PM »
it's all about being huuuge fighter now!!  and dominate the late night pay per views world over.

what shall i eat in between rounds?

im thinking papa jahns pizza with those fucking banana peppers! banana peppers are the fuckin shit, they got such a good taste
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Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
« Reply #54 on: June 11, 2011, 07:57:48 PM »
what shall i eat in between rounds?

im thinking papa jahns pizza with those fucking banana peppers! banana peppers are the fuckin shit, they got such a good taste

lulz!! hell yes papa jahna is key! and beer at will..

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Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
« Reply #55 on: June 11, 2011, 08:00:33 PM »
Is this the Epic Failcan Reverse Transformation ?
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Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
« Reply #56 on: June 11, 2011, 08:14:06 PM »
Get back to muscle gayning, falcon

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Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
« Reply #57 on: June 11, 2011, 09:16:40 PM »
yes he should get back into training. me i am very deceptivly fat

I don't know if there's anything deceptive about your fat, falcon.  it seems very out there.

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Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
« Reply #58 on: June 11, 2011, 09:41:38 PM »
what shall i eat in between rounds?

im thinking papa jahns pizza with those fucking banana peppers! banana peppers are the fuckin shit, they got such a good taste

you could get some awesome endorsements.  Papa Jahns would be a bigger endorse than anything UFC has right now.

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Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
« Reply #59 on: June 11, 2011, 10:52:04 PM »
daddy waddy had a great physique

i never understood how some guys could work so hard to build a good body and then suddenly stop caring and let themselves become fat

why did you stop caring?  what about the "epic leans" for "fine young hoes"?

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Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
« Reply #60 on: June 11, 2011, 11:51:21 PM »
Maybe you should train with someone who hits back for a change instead of punching a bag like a fat retard.  :-\

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Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
« Reply #61 on: June 12, 2011, 12:06:54 AM »
everybody would be a fat bastard and eat anything and everything they wanted if landing bitches wasnt there goal

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Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
« Reply #62 on: June 12, 2011, 01:08:16 AM »
I was laughing in tears

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Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
« Reply #63 on: June 12, 2011, 01:28:16 AM »
The Falcon soaring high above the huddled masses!

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Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
« Reply #64 on: June 12, 2011, 01:53:24 AM »
There's gonna come a time where Johnny Falcon passes Alistair Overeem and the Klitschko brothers in the streets and it ain't gonna be a pretty picture when shit goes down, I can assure you of that.

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Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
« Reply #65 on: June 12, 2011, 02:04:45 AM »
i would destroy him much faster and stronger. i have ALOT of energy but he needs much GUY-DANCE to defeat me


clearly working on a career as a trailer park redneck.

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Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
« Reply #66 on: June 12, 2011, 02:21:11 AM »
johnny is a living legend .. overeem is biting his nails as we speak

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Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
« Reply #67 on: June 12, 2011, 02:31:01 AM »
What happened to you man? You were in shape just 2 months ago. Care to explain?

Changed eating habbits.. health problems?

Whats the cause of this, its truly unbelievable like a totally dif person.

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Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
« Reply #68 on: June 12, 2011, 02:31:23 AM »
The heavyweights snipe early, Falcon using a one-two-leg kick and Overeem mixing lefts, uppercuts and kicks of his own. Nothing much of substance lands in the opening 90 seconds, but the fighters then exchange glancing head kicks and Overeem drives for a takedown. He spins Falcon to the mat after a brief struggle and Falcon tries to shove Overeem off with a butterfly guard. Falcon keeps busy with elbows from underneath and eventually does create space to scramble to his feet. Overeem scores with a straight left and slips on a head kick, but jumps back up. Falcon clinches and tries a partially blocked knee outside. They stand in the pocket and Overeem puts a right hand behind Falcon’s ear. At the same time, Falcon throws a picture perfect left hook which snaps Overeem’ head and sends him crashing to the ground. Overeem is out cold already, but his head bounces off the canvas and his eyes are wide open as Falcon walks away. It’s a vicious finish from “Trailer-park FailCan” at 3:52 of the first round, one that will no doubt appear on highlight reels for years to come.

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Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
« Reply #69 on: June 12, 2011, 02:39:43 AM »
Johnnay can get in shape fast due to muscle memory and he probably already knows that

don't sweat it JF- You know you'll be alright

hey atleast who you still have a good face- I'm ripped to shreds and I have a face that could scare the paint off the wall


btw, I would have had a more attractive face if I didn't break my nose twice..........or gone through that heroin phase...........or if my mom didn't mate with a man that looked like Marco Ruas......FML

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Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
« Reply #70 on: June 12, 2011, 03:11:19 AM »
btw, I would have had a more attractive face if I didn't break my nose twice..........or gone through that heroin phase...........or if my mom didn't mate with a man that looked like Marco Ruas......FML
Excuses,excuses,excuses!!  LOL  ;D

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Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
« Reply #71 on: June 12, 2011, 03:17:07 AM »
time to get on a coffee and crystal meth diet again, or cut your heart out, put it in sea salt and live forever, young Falcon!!


P.S., nice house.

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Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
« Reply #72 on: June 12, 2011, 03:23:29 AM »
Congratulations - you're a disgrace to the American race.

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Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
« Reply #73 on: June 12, 2011, 03:28:57 AM »
Congratulations - you're a disgrace to the American race.
while you are a honor to the english race boozy bear  ;D

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Re: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem
« Reply #74 on: June 12, 2011, 03:46:47 AM »
while you are a honor to the english race boozy bear  ;D

You're also no disgrace to the Romanian gypsies, my old mind-reading friend!