Author Topic: Fat American vs Alistair Overeem (Read 47392 times)

slicksta · « **Reply #25 on:** June 11, 2011, 04:51:42 PM »

Good speed for a fat fuck. Well done Mr Falcon.

outby43 · « **Reply #26 on:** June 11, 2011, 04:52:22 PM »

nice transformation.

dogbowl · « **Reply #27 on:** June 11, 2011, 05:22:36 PM »

FlexGuns · « **Reply #28 on:** June 11, 2011, 05:24:49 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on June 11, 2011, 04:42:13 PM

its easy to change , ask mr. nobody

You shouldn't listen to that guy, he fucked up your diet and your physique. All that stuff about cornbread and cabbage he told you, I guess you took literally. You were twice the size of him, why did you take his advice?

che · « **Reply #29 on:** June 11, 2011, 05:30:01 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on June 11, 2011, 02:52:37 PM

i would destroy him much faster and stronger. i have ALOT of energy but he needs much GUY-DANCE to defeat me

Holy fuck

,

Don't listen to the haters Failcan great transformation.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #30 on:** June 11, 2011, 05:36:30 PM »

Fuck, a real time documentation of descent into fat assness and insanity.

can you at least now admit what gear you were running?

el numero uno · « **Reply #31 on:** June 11, 2011, 05:37:10 PM »

Quote from: che on June 11, 2011, 05:30:01 PM

Holy fuck ,

Don't listen to the haters Failcan great transformation.

Amazing how losing the extra fat makes your face looks soooooo much better

Jadeveon Clowney · « **Reply #32 on:** June 11, 2011, 05:40:29 PM »

falcon is your new power helping you in the attainment of 18 year old hos?

Largerthanlife · « **Reply #33 on:** June 11, 2011, 05:48:28 PM »

lookin good johnny

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #34 on:** June 11, 2011, 06:06:40 PM »

OH NO

HOLYYYY

FALCON

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?

You were always ripped! Why let yourself go like that?

And the BEARD? What the hell has happened in your life Johnny?

Jadeveon Clowney · « **Reply #35 on:** June 11, 2011, 06:08:19 PM »

what do you mean? he just evolved from being a pretty boy into a learned hermit.

Quote from: Kwon_2 on June 11, 2011, 06:06:40 PM

OH NO

HOLYYYY

FALCON

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?

You were always ripped! Why let yourself go like that?

And the BEARD? What the hell has happened in your life Johnny?

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #36 on:** June 11, 2011, 06:16:41 PM »

Holy fuck dude, you used to be ripped...

Marty Champions · « **Reply #37 on:** June 11, 2011, 07:02:04 PM »

did you see my nice tin house in the background? its sweet fully equipped with A/C internet and bath

Marty Champions · « **Reply #38 on:** June 11, 2011, 07:05:22 PM »

Quote from: che on June 11, 2011, 05:30:01 PM

Holy fuck ,

Don't listen to the haters Failcan great transformation.

thanks brother i knew you would approve!

polychronopolous · « **Reply #39 on:** June 11, 2011, 07:08:57 PM »

Johnny Falcon don't give a god damn.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #40 on:** June 11, 2011, 07:11:15 PM »

whats interesting is that i could purchase a 100 pound weighted vest and still be faster than a nascar around the ring with dumptruck strength straits and jabs all night long

chunkramwell · « **Reply #41 on:** June 11, 2011, 07:13:24 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on June 11, 2011, 07:02:04 PM

did you see my nice tin house in the background? its sweet fully equipped with A/C internet and bath

Didn't notice the Falcon's Nest first time, did you build it?

polychronopolous · « **Reply #42 on:** June 11, 2011, 07:15:04 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on June 11, 2011, 07:11:15 PM

whats interesting is that i could purchase a 100 pound weighted vest and still be faster than a nascar around the ring with dumptruck strength straits and jabs all night long

Why don't you enter a local boxing match out there somewhere?

You look like you have good technique. With your reach, strength and quickness you could probably do pretty well against all the hillbillies living out your way.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #43 on:** June 11, 2011, 07:16:06 PM »

Quote from: polychronopolous on June 11, 2011, 07:15:04 PM

Why don't you enter a local boxing match out there somewhere?

You look like you have good technique. With your reach, strength and quickness you could probably do pretty well against all the hillbillies living out your way.

i think i want to win many championchips what do you think ma man?

Marty Champions · « **Reply #44 on:** June 11, 2011, 07:18:00 PM »

Quote from: chunkramwell on June 11, 2011, 07:13:24 PM

Didn't notice the Falcon's Nest first time, did you build it?

yep, and it dont require insulation neighter. just a good ol campfire does them tricks in the winter, the hoes love being sorrounded by fire durin love make sessions in winter. summer is good to since i got some a/c blowin hard

US MUSL · « **Reply #45 on:** June 11, 2011, 07:22:18 PM »

Quote from: polychronopolous on June 11, 2011, 07:15:04 PM

Why don't you enter a local boxing match out there somewhere?

You look like you have good technique. With your reach, strength and quickness you could probably do pretty well against all the hillbillies living out your way.

With that extra energy reserve you have around your waist the training should be a breeze.

chunkramwell · « **Reply #46 on:** June 11, 2011, 07:23:37 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Falcon on June 11, 2011, 07:18:00 PM

yep, and it dont require insulation neighter. just a good ol campfire does them tricks in the winter, the hoes love being sorrounded by fire durin love make sessions in winter. summer is good to since i got some a/c blowin hard

Right on brother, sounds like you're honestly living the good life. Enjoy it.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #47 on:** June 11, 2011, 07:26:11 PM »

Quote from: US MUSL on June 11, 2011, 07:22:18 PM

With that extra energy reserve you have around your waist the training should be a breeze.

yes he should get back into training. me i am very deceptivly fat

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #48 on:** June 11, 2011, 07:28:30 PM »

You'll need to eat a lot of horse meat in order to take on Overeem. It's his secret.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #49 on:** June 11, 2011, 07:39:22 PM »

Quote from: The_Iron_Disciple on June 11, 2011, 07:28:30 PM

You'll need to eat a lot of horse meat in order to take on Overeem. It's his secret.

that serge nubret, Alistair sucks on french toast and over the counter supplements for his power wich is nothing. now that alistair is so juiced up he can only throw one punch at a time, he gets winded like a fat slut gettin fucked