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Title: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Stavios on June 15, 2011, 10:38:48 AM
do you still flirt a lot ??
I flirt with every motherfucking chick, all the time. The young ones, the old ones, the ugly ones.

I don't cheat tho but of course sometimes it puts me in a position where another chick wants my pogo and I have to say no and be strong

what about you guys ?
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Fallsview on June 15, 2011, 10:40:16 AM
You sound just like Dr. Fist.





STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: wes on June 15, 2011, 10:41:57 AM
Window shopping is fine as long as you ain`t buying!!


If you ever stop looking or flirting with other women,it`s time to purchase Viagrs or jump off a very tall building.

Personally,if a chick is hot,I stare at the bitch until she speaks to me,or calls the police.  'D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on June 15, 2011, 10:44:10 AM
Me too, Stav. I flirt with anything that's female, of legal age, and has a pulse. On drugs, off drugs, I'm just a horny muthafucka !


My woman goes both ways though. Soooooooooo ... I do a little more than just flirt. Or shall I say, " WE " !!! ;D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Hulkotron on June 15, 2011, 10:46:06 AM
I stare at the bitch until she speaks to me,or calls the police.  'D

Nice a strong strategy for sure.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Stavios on June 15, 2011, 10:46:43 AM
Window shopping is fine as long as you ain`t buying!!


If you ever stop looking or flirting with other women,it`s time to purchase Viagrs or jump off a very tall building.

Personally,if a chick is hot,I stare at the bitch until she speaks to me,or calls the police.  'D

LMFAO !!!  ;D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: wes on June 15, 2011, 10:47:22 AM
Me too, Stav. I flirt with anything that's female, of legal age, and has a pulse. On drugs, off drugs, I'm just a horny muthafucka !


My woman goes both ways though. Soooooooooo ... I do a little more than just flirt. Or shall I say, " WE " !!! ;D
Best of both worlds......a true getbigger!  :)
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Stavios on June 15, 2011, 10:48:08 AM
Me too, Stav. I flirt with anything that's female, of legal age, and has a pulse. On drugs, off drugs, I'm just a horny muthafucka !


My woman goes both ways though. Soooooooooo ... I do a little more than just flirt. Or shall I say, " WE " !!! ;D

Dude.... I want your life
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: wes on June 15, 2011, 10:49:10 AM
Nice a strong strategy for sure.
Thanks!!  ;D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on June 15, 2011, 10:53:07 AM
Dude.... I want your life


Nah, you don't want my life, brotha. I'm a workaholic with nothin' to show for it. :( Hell, I'm workin' right now as I type this ! Lol !!


If you really want a " bi " woman, there out there !!! I mean, shit, Stav, there are TONS out there, my man !!! :D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Parker on June 15, 2011, 11:00:50 AM
Try this in front of your girl and see if you can get away with it...Next time you are out, when the waitress is asking you about your order, look at her hands (or a tattoo on her arm, neck) if she has nice nails or a nice ring, make a comment about it, a nice flirty one...usually do this when her hands are near your personal space on the table. The normal thing people do is hld out their hand, place your hand underneath of hers (if you can) and act like you are admiring it, continue with "flirty talk", but act like you are truly interested in that ring or her nails...as she leaves, make a comment to your woman like, "I really like the detail of her nails, didn't you?" or "that was a nice ring, don't you think?"

either you will get a reprimand, with a smirk, or she will be pissed, or she may not notice...
All responses will tell you a shit load about yourself and your "flirtiness"...
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Stavios on June 15, 2011, 11:01:24 AM
the toughest moment from my current relationship was at the club a few months ago, I think it was in january or maybe around christmas.

anyway, I am at the club, working. It's 3h30 am and there's pretty much nobody left to kick out of the club at this time so I am alone outside with my boss checking out the parking lot. there is still a limo parked near the door, and those 2 hot chicks open the window and  start showing us their tits, and then they start eating each other's tits.

Right there I have a fucking huge boner.

Then, one of the chick ask me to come over. so like a real man, I walk over her to see what the fuck she wants, and I am thinking that the limo is full of guys wanting to beat the shit out of me :D

so I check in the limo, and it's full or girls, but the other girls were ugly tho. So she ask me to get in the limo with them and to go with them at the hotel.

I tell them that I can't because I have a girlfriend, and that I haven't even finish working yet. My boss comes over and tells me:" Dude, get in the fucking limo nobody will ever know exept you and I."

haha that guy !!

I still resisted tho, but I regret it sometimes :D

Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: johnnynoname on June 15, 2011, 11:02:26 AM
You sound just like Dr. Fist.





STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!



I abhor this gimmick
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Wiggs on June 15, 2011, 11:05:14 AM
the toughest moment from my current relationship was at the club a few months ago, I think it was in january or maybe around christmas.

anyway, I am at the club, working. It's 3h30 am and there's pretty much nobody left to kick out of the club at this time so I am alone outside with my boss checking out the parking lot. there is still a limo parked near the door, and those 2 hot chicks open the window and  start showing us their tits, and then they start eating each other's tits.

Right there I have a fucking huge boner.

Then, one of the chick ask me to come over. so like a real man, I walk over her to see what the fuck she wants, and I am thinking that the limo is full of guys wanting to beat the shit out of me :D

so I check in the limo, and it's full or girls, but the other girls were ugly tho. So she ask me to get in the limo with them and to go with them at the hotel.

I tell them that I can't because I have a girlfriend, and that I haven't even finish working yet. My boss comes over and tells me:" Dude, get in the fucking limo nobody will ever know exept you and I."

haha that #### !!

I still resisted tho, but I regret it sometimes :D



You have the will of a champion Stav.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: wes on June 15, 2011, 11:05:52 AM

I abhor this gimmick
LOL  ;D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Stavios on June 15, 2011, 11:07:44 AM
Try this in front of your girl and see if you can get away with it...Next time you are out, when the waitress is asking you about your order, look at her hands (or a tattoo on her arm, neck) if she has nice nails or a nice ring, make a comment about it, a nice flirty one...usually do this when her hands are near your personal space on the table. The normal thing people do is hld out their hand, place your hand underneath of hers (if you can) and act like you are admiring it, continue with "flirty talk", but act like you are truly interested in that ring or her nails...as she leaves, make a comment to your woman like, "I really like the detail of her nails, didn't you?" or "that was a nice ring, don't you think?"

either you will get a reprimand, with a smirk, or she will be pissed, or she may not notice...
All responses will tell you a shit load about yourself and your "flirtiness"...

I do those kind of things all the time but afterward I say to my girlfriend things like: "DAAAAAMMMNNN I would destroy her"    :D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Natural Man on June 15, 2011, 11:07:47 AM
how long have you conditionned yourself to watch porn?


Also people with a poor education and a shity/no job tend to focus on sexual activities to compensate for their lack of satisfaction in the socio professionnal aspect of their life.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Stavios on June 15, 2011, 11:09:10 AM
how long have you been conditionned to watch porn?

people with a poor education and a shity/no job tend to focus on sexual activities to compensate for their lack of satisfaction in the socio professionnal aspect of their life.

I watch porn pretty often, since I am about 12 :D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Wiggs on June 15, 2011, 11:11:04 AM
I don't flirt, I take.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Les Grossman on June 15, 2011, 11:13:02 AM
the toughest moment from my current relationship was at the club a few months ago, I think it was in january or maybe around christmas. Anyway, I am at the club, working. It's 3h30 am and there's pretty much nobody left to kick out of the club at this time so I am alone outside with my boss checking out the parking lot. there is still a limo parked near the door, and those 2 hot chicks open the window and  start showing us their tits, and then they start eating each other's tits.
Right there I have a fucking huge boner.
Then, one of the chick ask me to come over. so like a real man, I walk over her to see what the fuck she wants, and I am thinking that the limo is full of guys wanting to beat the shit out of me :D
so I check in the limo, and it's full or girls, but the other girls were ugly tho. So she ask me to get in the limo with them and to go with them at the hotel.
I tell them that I can't because I have a girlfriend, and that I haven't even finish working yet. My boss comes over and tells me:" Dude, get in the fucking limo nobody will ever know exept you and I."
haha that #### !!
I still resisted tho, but I regret it sometimes :D

You should resign yourself to the fact that I will probably fuck your wife behind your back sometime in the future. Start getting over it now.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Wiggs on June 15, 2011, 11:13:55 AM
You should resign yourself to the fact that I will probably fuck your wife behind your back sometime in the future. Start getting over it now.

lol
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: wes on June 15, 2011, 11:14:07 AM
You should resign yourself to the fact that I will probably fuck your wife behind your back sometime in the future. Start getting over it now.
Fucking hilarious!!  LOL  ;D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: local hero on June 15, 2011, 11:16:38 AM
i dont think you ever loose the urge, and the day you do there probly somthing wrong with you...

doesnt help if your on gear too,,, as you get extra attention, and your horny 24 7....

mind, you only live once, and if i had been called over to that limo id of been away...
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Stavios on June 15, 2011, 11:16:58 AM
You should resign yourself to the fact that I will probably fuck your wife behind your back sometime in the future. Start getting over it now.

LMAO :D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: local hero on June 15, 2011, 11:17:27 AM
how long have you conditionned yourself to watch porn?


Also people with a poor education and a shity/no job tend to focus on sexual activities to compensate for their lack of satisfaction in the socio professionnal aspect of their life.


some of the worst sexual deviants have been from higher classes......
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: wes on June 15, 2011, 11:18:00 AM
i dont think you ever loose the urge, and the day you do there probly somthing wrong with you...

doesnt help if your on gear too,,, as you get extra attention, and your horny 24 7....

mind, you only live once, and if i had been called over to that limo id of been away...
Can I get a Amen ?
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Stavios on June 15, 2011, 11:18:38 AM
i dont think you ever loose the urge, and the day you do there probly somthing wrong with you...

doesnt help if your on gear too,,, as you get extra attention, and your horny 24 7....

mind, you only live once, and if i had been called over to that limo id of been away...

Yeah but I have friends who are with their lady and they don't seem to get attracted to other chicks, i'd like to be like that as it must be better for the relationship.

I have good self-control but damn sometimes it's close :D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Karpaasi on June 15, 2011, 11:21:27 AM
Great story Stavios. It hurts when you think about what could've happen but you did the right thing!
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Les Grossman on June 15, 2011, 11:21:52 AM
LMAO :D

For the record.....I will probably try to fuck her younger sister too.

Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Stavios on June 15, 2011, 11:24:08 AM
For the record.....I will probably try to fuck her younger sister too.



she only has an older sister and I wouldn't touch her with a 10 ft pole  :D

but here is my woman  8)

fucking hot lady right there
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: local hero on June 15, 2011, 11:25:06 AM
Yeah but I have friends who are with their lady and they don't seem to get attracted to other chicks, i'd like to be like that as it must be better for the relationship.

I have good self-control but damn sometimes it's close :D

i think in situations like that, its once in a lifetime... unless this girl is your future wife, and then even so!


regarding this, i always ask the old boys at work, and there all the same, and they all tell you the same thing...

stay single as long as you can, and fuck as many women as possible...


good looking girl mind..
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Les Grossman on June 15, 2011, 11:29:32 AM
You should resign yourself to the fact that I have will probably fucked fuck your girl wife behind your back sometime in the future. Start getting over it now.

 ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Stavios on June 15, 2011, 11:30:03 AM
well if I wanted to get married, she would be perfect for sure.

with the flirting it's just my hormones wanting to fuck everything but I won't find a better girl.  8)

Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: gh15 on June 15, 2011, 11:30:24 AM
do you still flirt a lot ??
I flirt with every motherfucking chick, all the time. The young ones, the old ones, the ugly ones.

I don't cheat tho but of course sometimes it puts me in a position where another chick wants my pogo and I have to say no and be strong

what about you guys ?

lol
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: gh15 on June 15, 2011, 11:32:59 AM
Try this in front of your girl and see if you can get away with it...Next time you are out, when the waitress is asking you about your order, look at her hands (or a tattoo on her arm, neck) if she has nice nails or a nice ring, make a comment about it, a nice flirty one...usually do this when her hands are near your personal space on the table. The normal thing people do is hld out their hand, place your hand underneath of hers (if you can) and act like you are admiring it, continue with "flirty talk", but act like you are truly interested in that ring or her nails...as she leaves, make a comment to your woman like, "I really like the detail of her nails, didn't you?" or "that was a nice ring, don't you think?"

either you will get a reprimand, with a smirk, or she will be pissed, or she may not notice...
All responses will tell you a shit load about yourself and your "flirtiness"...

his girl will think he is a homo and leave him,,talking about nails?? only in americana is where i hear about manicure for males lol dont talk about nails lol,,tits are good enough or butt,,

i really like the detail of her nail! lol

gh15 approved
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on June 15, 2011, 11:33:22 AM
maybe you got in a serious relationship too soon.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Playboy on June 15, 2011, 11:34:06 AM
Yeah but I have friends who are with their lady and they don't seem to get attracted to other chicks, i'd like to be like that as it must be better for the relationship.

I have good self-control but damn sometimes it's close :D
We're men. Its in our genes to look and to bang all available females in site.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: gh15 on June 15, 2011, 11:35:57 AM
the toughest moment from my current relationship was at the club a few months ago, I think it was in january or maybe around christmas.

anyway, I am at the club, working. It's 3h30 am and there's pretty much nobody left to kick out of the club at this time so I am alone outside with my boss checking out the parking lot. there is still a limo parked near the door, and those 2 hot chicks open the window and  start showing us their tits, and then they start eating each other's tits.

Right there I have a fucking huge boner.

Then, one of the chick ask me to come over. so like a real man, I walk over her to see what the fuck she wants, and I am thinking that the limo is full of guys wanting to beat the shit out of me :D

so I check in the limo, and it's full or girls, but the other girls were ugly tho. So she ask me to get in the limo with them and to go with them at the hotel.

I tell them that I can't because I have a girlfriend, and that I haven't even finish working yet. My boss comes over and tells me:" Dude, get in the fucking limo nobody will ever know exept you and I."

haha that #### !!

I still resisted tho, but I regret it sometimes :D



thats really loyal ,,very few men woudl not do it ,, very impressive,,hopefuly that girl of you know this and wont use you like they like using any bodybuildl they are with because its fun and then they discover how  crazy the cult truly is,, few girls can live with it...the others are pretenders and do it to be seen with someone with muscle that is biggger than average fellas

gh15 approved
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Stavios on June 15, 2011, 11:38:26 AM
We're men. Its in our genes to look and to bang all available females in site.

I just hate fucking random chicks tho.. if I do she can't sleep with me afterward I hate it. When I am single, I never bring a chick home. if I have to fuck I go to her house/appartment, I fuck her and right afterward I say I need to go.

My buddy is awesome with that, he brings home chicks and when they wake up and ask him to  have a breakfast, he replies: "You are asking too much of me right now, I think it's time for you to leave"

haha it cracks me up, I couldn't do that  ;D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: gh15 on June 15, 2011, 11:39:35 AM
she only has an older sister and I wouldn't touch her with a 10 ft pole  :D

but here is my woman  8)

fucking hot lady right there

if you ever cheat on this ,,you are fuckin nutcase!,,this is VERY VERY good looking and hot ,,both!,,worthy of marriage ,,no bimbo is worth cheating on this,, this is up there

gh15 approved
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Stavios on June 15, 2011, 11:41:05 AM
if you ever cheat on this ,,you are fuckin nutcase!,,this is VERY VERY good looking and hot ,,both!,,worthy of marriage ,,no bimbo is worth cheating on this,, this is up there

gh15 approved

thanks GH15 !

I see you have great taste in ladies too  8)
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: SF1900 on June 15, 2011, 11:46:54 AM
the toughest moment from my current relationship was at the club a few months ago, I think it was in january or maybe around christmas.

anyway, I am at the club, working. It's 3h30 am and there's pretty much nobody left to kick out of the club at this time so I am alone outside with my boss checking out the parking lot. there is still a limo parked near the door, and those 2 hot chicks open the window and  start showing us their tits, and then they start eating each other's tits.

Right there I have a fucking huge boner.

Then, one of the chick ask me to come over. so like a real man, I walk over her to see what the fuck she wants, and I am thinking that the limo is full of guys wanting to beat the shit out of me :D

so I check in the limo, and it's full or girls, but the other girls were ugly tho. So she ask me to get in the limo with them and to go with them at the hotel.

I tell them that I can't because I have a girlfriend, and that I haven't even finish working yet. My boss comes over and tells me:" Dude, get in the fucking limo nobody will ever know exept you and I."

haha that #### !!

I still resisted tho, but I regret it sometimes :D



Were they cannibals?  :( :(
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: no one on June 15, 2011, 11:52:26 AM
Window shopping is fine as long as you ain`t buying!!


If you ever stop looking or flirting with other women,it`s time to purchase Viagrs or jump off a very tall building.

Personally,if a chick is hot,I stare at the bitch until she speaks to me,or calls the police.  'D

 ;D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Parker on June 15, 2011, 11:56:36 AM
his girl will think he is a homo and leave him,,talking about nails?? only in americana is where i hear about manicure for males lol dont talk about nails lol,,tits are good enough or butt,,

i really like the detail of her nail! lol

gh15 approved
Hahaha! How are you talk about and with another woman about her butt in front of your lady?
We all liked to be complimented, especially men...but the nails are a "in" for touching her hands...
It's just that, I am a flirt that does it so much on the regular, that I've been told that I don't realize what I'm doing...
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: BIG ACH on June 15, 2011, 12:01:53 PM
Stavio, how long you been with your girl?

Cheating, serious flirting, innocent flirting, checking out girls,  they are all different things.


But its human nature to find other girls attractive man, I mean, girls are the same with guys too.


With that being said, I could never cheat on my wife, you dont want that shit haunting you for the rest of your life, plus its bad karma.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: ManBearPig... on June 15, 2011, 12:08:29 PM
i'm married.

fucking ripped veiny forearms on me.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: johnnynoname on June 15, 2011, 12:09:33 PM
i'm single and still masturbate more than having intercourse
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: wes on June 15, 2011, 12:10:02 PM
Nice looking girl Stav!

Todays lesson="A stiff dick has no conscience" !! ;D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: wes on June 15, 2011, 12:10:36 PM
i'm single and still masturbate more than having intercourse
i'm married and still masturbate more than having intercourse   :(
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: BayGBM on June 15, 2011, 12:12:31 PM
So long as there are muscled men in thongs competing for a trophy flexing for my entertainment . . . I'll be looking!  ;D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: CalvinH on June 15, 2011, 12:45:39 PM
do you still flirt a lot ??
I flirt with every motherfucking chick, all the time. The young ones, the old ones, the ugly ones.

I don't cheat tho but of course sometimes it puts me in a position where another chick wants my pogo and I have to say no and be strong

what about you guys ?



How much test are you on again ??? ;D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Stavios on June 15, 2011, 12:48:59 PM


How much test are you on again ??? ;D

3g since last week :D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: wes on June 15, 2011, 12:52:10 PM
3g since last week :D
Christ no wonder you`re flirting!  ;D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: CalvinH on June 15, 2011, 12:55:38 PM
3g since last week :D



Figured when you added old and ugly chicks ;D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Stavios on June 15, 2011, 12:57:15 PM
Christ no wonder you`re flirting!  ;D
;D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Stavios on June 15, 2011, 12:59:08 PM


Figured when you added old and ugly chicks ;D

at work theree are about 80% of women and they are all between 35 and 50. they are all horny as fuck and they all want my sausage.

milf love bodybuilders

girl in their early 20's not so much
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: makaveli25 on June 15, 2011, 01:04:07 PM
Good job staying loyal stavios that is very hard to do. Especially on super high doses of test. I could have sex with a knot in the wall on 500mg of human grade.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: johnnynoname on June 15, 2011, 01:06:20 PM
for the record- i've masturbated to several GB'er's girlfriends except CalvinH's
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Stavios on June 15, 2011, 01:10:14 PM
Good job staying loyal stavios that is very hard to do. Especially on super high doses of test. I could have sex with a knot in the wall on 500mg of human grade.

lmao :D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: CalvinH on June 15, 2011, 01:14:16 PM
for the record- i've masturbated to several GB'er's girlfriends except CalvinH's



Damn,another list I didn't make :(
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: johnnynoname on June 15, 2011, 01:16:20 PM
the punchline is that your girlfriend didn't make the list


your cock made her insignificant on second rate bodybuilding forums
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: ManBearPig... on June 15, 2011, 01:17:21 PM
i'm married and still masturbate more than having intercourse   :(
same here broseph.  if i told you when the last time was i had sexy time, i'd get run off the boards.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: tbombz on June 15, 2011, 01:24:46 PM
flirting? whats that?  ;D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: DK II on June 15, 2011, 01:30:14 PM
Window shopping is fine as long as you ain`t buying!!


If you ever stop looking or flirting with other women,it`s time to purchase Viagrs or jump off a very tall building.

Personally,if a chick is hot,I stare at the bitch until she speaks to me,or calls the police.  'D

THIS!!


Again a quality post from wes, i love that guy (no homo).
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: tbombz on June 15, 2011, 01:32:13 PM
THIS!!


Again a quality post from wes, i love that guy (no homo).
for being fuckin creepy ?   "i stare untill she talks to me or calls the cops"  haha  ;D  ;D  <--- that kinda shit turns women off big time..


keep to yourself, let her check you out, if your really interested dont just stare, walk straight up to her the second you see her and say hello. staring from a distance is fucking creepy as hell.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Power on June 15, 2011, 01:37:13 PM
the toughest moment from my current relationship was at the club a few months ago, I think it was in january or maybe around christmas.

anyway, I am at the club, working. It's 3h30 am and there's pretty much nobody left to kick out of the club at this time so I am alone outside with my boss checking out the parking lot. there is still a limo parked near the door, and those 2 hot chicks open the window and  start showing us their tits, and then they start eating each other's tits.

Right there I have a fucking huge boner.

Then, one of the chick ask me to come over. so like a real man, I walk over her to see what the fuck she wants, and I am thinking that the limo is full of guys wanting to beat the shit out of me :D

so I check in the limo, and it's full or girls, but the other girls were ugly tho. So she ask me to get in the limo with them and to go with them at the hotel.

I tell them that I can't because I have a girlfriend, and that I haven't even finish working yet. My boss comes over and tells me:" Dude, get in the fucking limo nobody will ever know exept you and I."

haha that #### !!

I still resisted tho, but I regret it sometimes :D




OUTED!
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: wes on June 15, 2011, 01:41:46 PM
same here broseph.  if i told you when the last time was i had sexy time, i'd get run off the boards.
Last my man,I keep in touch with myself more than I do my own family.

Great sex life while we were dating.......totally off the chain kinky as hell,etc. etc.,got married and that was that!  :(

This is my second marriage so it`s my own damn fault.

Guess I`m a slow learner..........DUH!!  ;D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: wes on June 15, 2011, 01:42:39 PM
for being fuckin creepy ?   "i stare untill she talks to me or calls the cops"  haha  ;D  ;D  <--- that kinda shit turns women off big time..


keep to yourself, let her check you out, if your really interested dont just stare, walk straight up to her the second you see her and say hello. staring from a distance is fucking creepy as hell.
Ever hear of sarcasm kiddo?

I`ll be damned if I ever need your advice as far as getting pussy goes.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Hulkotron on June 15, 2011, 01:43:52 PM
Nothing gets by tbombs.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: wes on June 15, 2011, 01:44:20 PM
THIS!!


Again a quality post from wes, i love that guy (no homo).
I LOVE YOU TOO MAN!!!!  ;D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: tbombz on June 15, 2011, 01:45:16 PM
    ;D    hey i see dudes doin shit like that all fuckin time!!!!   
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: wes on June 15, 2011, 01:45:45 PM
Nothing gets by tbombs.
He is quite sharp!
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: wes on June 15, 2011, 01:47:00 PM
Stav,what the fuck is a pogo.........new one on me? (not my pogo,the expression)   ;D


Nevermind bro!
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on June 15, 2011, 01:51:35 PM
if you ever cheat on this ,,you are fuckin nutcase!,,this is VERY VERY good looking and hot ,,both!,,worthy of marriage ,,no bimbo is worth cheating on this,, this is up there

gh15 approved

Yeah but it's a female. She has already cheated on him...
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: BIG ACH on June 15, 2011, 02:01:03 PM

Its funny when I see all those congressmen, athletes, celebrities, etc, getting caught cheating and then saying that they are going to sex rehab, i just shake my head, those guys don't need help, they are just being men...thats how men are.... Some can control this animal inside them and some can't... But we all have that animal within us  ;D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: tbombz on June 15, 2011, 02:06:39 PM
Yeah but it's a female. She has already cheated on him...
lol u got issues. women are wonderful creatures. very faithful, even "americano whores". but only if your worth being faithful to. dude with an attitude like "all women are terrible human beings" will definitely get his ass cheated on.. if he can even get a girl in a relationship to begin with.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: jaejonna on June 15, 2011, 02:08:12 PM
Don't you know Tbombz is the master of relationships and pu$$y slaying ...


 ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
 
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: johnnynoname on June 15, 2011, 02:10:09 PM
Nothing gets by tbombs.

this one is way too easy
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: tbombz on June 15, 2011, 02:10:24 PM
Don't you know Tbombz is the master of relationships and pu$$y slaying ...

 
 truthiness
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: che on June 15, 2011, 02:14:57 PM
I don't flirt .
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: wes on June 15, 2011, 02:15:14 PM
Don't you know Tbombz is the master of relationships and pu$$y slaying ...


 ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
 
QFT
 ::)
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: tbombz on June 15, 2011, 02:23:51 PM
do i need to give u fellas some advice in order to gain ur respect??


hmm...  let me seee..



well, heres a big one that many guys dont realize..   


dont be timid or cautious. anywhere, anytime, anyplace.. u can walk up to any woman and if shes interested you can be making out and groping eachother in minutes..seconds..     say hello, smile a little bit. talk for a second. read her. if she is responding in a friendly manner make a move...... tell her her hair looks soft and reach out to brush it..... or say she has a smudge on her neck, and go to wipe it. if she allows you to move in close and touch around her face hen your golden. just slowly move towards her face, she will realize your about to kiss her.maybe stop for a second a couple inches from her face... say soemthing lilke "damn your sexy".  if she doesnt move back, proceed.  :) fun begins there. 
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: wes on June 15, 2011, 02:37:52 PM
do i need to give u fellas some advice in order to gain ur respect??


hmm...  let me seee..



well, heres a big one that many guys dont realize..   


dont be timid or cautious. anywhere, anytime, anyplace.. u can walk up to any woman and if shes interested you can be making out and groping eachother in minutes..seconds..     say hello, smile a little bit. talk for a second. read her. if she is responding in a friendly manner make a move...... tell her her hair looks soft and reach out to brush it..... or say she has a smudge on her neck, and go to wipe it. if she allows you to move in close and touch around her face hen your golden. just slowly move towards her face, she will realize your about to kiss her.maybe stop for a second a couple inches from her face... say soemthing lilke "damn your sexy".  if she doesnt move back, proceed.  :) fun begins there. 
I`ll make sure to write that down.

Thanks "T" !
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on June 15, 2011, 02:42:13 PM
lol u got issues. women are wonderful creatures. very faithful, even "americano whores". but only if your worth being faithful to. dude with an attitude like "all women are terrible human beings" will definitely get his ass cheated on.. if he can even get a girl in a relationship to begin with.

Just basic biology. Do I have issues if I say that women are more emotional and they go by their feelings while men are more calculating in a way? I don't think so.

Here's the deal in raw averages, talking about individuals in the same age group and without showing any hesitation when presented a clear chance:

-Single men will fuck ~80 % of the females.
-Men who are in a relationship will fuck ~10 % of the females.
-Single women will fuck ~10 % of the men.
-Women in a relationship will fuck ~10 % of the men.

Now, if you look at life objectively, can you honestly say you outright disagree with this assessment?
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: wes on June 15, 2011, 02:44:30 PM
Single women drinking tequila will fuck 75% of the men!
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Doug_Steele on June 15, 2011, 02:46:47 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AW9GBbKr6hE/S_Kd57a7ZrI/AAAAAAAACXY/ZiKIZHfeOgo/s1600/Miss+America.jpg)

 8)
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: che on June 15, 2011, 02:48:03 PM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AW9GBbKr6hE/S_Kd57a7ZrI/AAAAAAAACXY/ZiKIZHfeOgo/s1600/Miss+America.jpg)

 8)

Is that your girl DS ?
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: nosleep on June 15, 2011, 02:52:40 PM
Try this in front of your girl and see if you can get away with it...Next time you are out, when the waitress is asking you about your order, look at her hands (or a tattoo on her arm, neck) if she has nice nails or a nice ring, make a comment about it, a nice flirty one...usually do this when her hands are near your personal space on the table. The normal thing people do is hld out their hand, place your hand underneath of hers (if you can) and act like you are admiring it, continue with "flirty talk", but act like you are truly interested in that ring or her nails...as she leaves, make a comment to your woman like, "I really like the detail of her nails, didn't you?" or "that was a nice ring, don't you think?"

either you will get a reprimand, with a smirk, or she will be pissed, or she may not notice...
All responses will tell you a shit load about yourself and your "flirtiness"...

ARE YOU FUCKING GAY OR SOME SHIT?
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Captain Equipoise on June 15, 2011, 02:52:41 PM
do you still flirt a lot ??
I flirt with every motherfucking chick, all the time. The young ones, the old ones, the ugly ones.

I don't cheat tho but of course sometimes it puts me in a position where another chick wants my pogo and I have to say no and be strong

what about you guys ?

You need to lower the dosage
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: nosleep on June 15, 2011, 02:55:12 PM
the toughest moment from my current relationship was at the club a few months ago, I think it was in january or maybe around christmas.

anyway, I am at the club, working. It's 3h30 am and there's pretty much nobody left to kick out of the club at this time so I am alone outside with my boss checking out the parking lot. there is still a limo parked near the door, and those 2 hot chicks open the window and  start showing us their tits, and then they start eating each other's tits.

Right there I have a fucking huge boner.

Then, one of the chick ask me to come over. so like a real man, I walk over her to see what the fuck she wants, and I am thinking that the limo is full of guys wanting to beat the shit out of me :D

so I check in the limo, and it's full or girls, but the other girls were ugly tho. So she ask me to get in the limo with them and to go with them at the hotel.

I tell them that I can't because I have a girlfriend, and that I haven't even finish working yet. My boss comes over and tells me:" Dude, get in the fucking limo nobody will ever know exept you and I."

haha that #### !!

I still resisted tho, but I regret it sometimes :D



YOU GAY OR SOME SHIT BRAH? I THOUGHT THE COMMENT ABOVE ME WAS BAD, BUT THIS...THIS TAKES THE CAKE.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: nosleep on June 15, 2011, 02:56:19 PM
Just basic biology. Do I have issues if I say that women are more emotional and they go by their feelings while men are more calculating in a way? I don't think so.

Here's the deal in raw averages, talking about individuals in the same age group and without showing any hesitation when presented a clear chance:

-Single men will fuck ~80 % of the females.
-Men who are in a relationship will fuck ~10 % of the females.
-Single women will fuck ~10 % of the men.
-Women in a relationship will fuck ~10 % of the men.

Now, if you look at life objectively, can you honestly say you outright disagree with this assessment?

ITS TRUE. ALL WOMEN FUCK, BUT ITS ABOUT THE SAME MEN THAT GET FUCKED. 100% OF WOMAN WILL FUCK, 10% OF THE MEN FUCK THEM. IT'S ALL IN THOSE 10%.

TAKE YOUR T, GET BIG, AND BE IN THAT 10%.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Doug_Steele on June 15, 2011, 03:02:54 PM
Is that your girl DS ?

My hand is doing the job as of right now.  :D :'(
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Hulkotron on June 15, 2011, 03:09:26 PM
This nosleep character knows what's going on.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Natural Man on June 15, 2011, 03:09:54 PM

some of the worst sexual deviants have been from higher classes......
because they have a lot of free time on their hands and travel often...but unemployed people too have a lot of free time...
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Earl1972 on June 15, 2011, 03:15:27 PM
because they have a lot of free time on their hands and travel often

and women chase them, average men most of the time have to do all the work

E
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: asbrus on June 15, 2011, 03:17:03 PM
HERE IS MY EX. SHE LEFT ME LAST YEAR(CLAIMED AGE DIFFERENCE) BUT STILL CALLS ME UP 0NCE IN A WHILE F0R SEX.

Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: wes on June 15, 2011, 03:19:27 PM
Yeah right assbruise!
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: asbrus on June 15, 2011, 03:19:54 PM
Yeah right assbruise!

N0 J0KE. I'M SERI0US.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: EL Mariachi on June 15, 2011, 03:27:52 PM
Its funny when I see all those congressmen, athletes, celebrities, etc, getting caught cheating and then saying that they are going to sex rehab, i just shake my head, those guys don't need help, they are just being men...thats how men are.... Some can control this animal inside them and some can't... But we all have that animal within us  ;D

control animal inside lol

its just a choice, im pro cheating, i dont like marriage
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Natural Man on June 15, 2011, 03:30:28 PM
control animal inside lol

its just a choice, im pro cheating, i dont like marriage
it's not a choice you re just doing what your father did or/and told you to do... It's called following a pattern.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: doriancutlerman on June 15, 2011, 03:33:46 PM
do you still flirt a lot ??
I flirt with every motherfucking chick, all the time. The young ones, the old ones, the ugly ones.

I don't cheat tho but of course sometimes it puts me in a position where another chick wants my pogo and I have to say no and be strong

what about you guys ?

Stavios,

I think you are one of the most honorable and decent dudes on this site.

That said, if you're truly in love, no, you won't be fucking around with this, that and the other pussy. 
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Captain Equipoise on June 15, 2011, 03:36:14 PM
HERE IS MY EX. SHE LEFT ME LAST YEAR(CLAIMED AGE DIFFERENCE) BUT STILL CALLS ME UP 0NCE IN A WHILE F0R SEX.



She does look kind of old.. mid 30's ?
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: asbrus on June 15, 2011, 03:39:14 PM
She does look kind of old.. mid 30's ?


37 N0W BUT 35 IN THE PICS. I MET HER AT THE GYM WHERE I USED T0 W0RK.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on June 15, 2011, 03:41:40 PM
HERE IS MY EX. SHE LEFT ME LAST YEAR(CLAIMED AGE DIFFERENCE) BUT STILL CALLS ME UP 0NCE IN A WHILE F0R SEX.



SO YOU DATED DAN18'S SISTER? NICE.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on June 15, 2011, 03:41:48 PM
how long have you conditionned yourself to watch porn?


Also people with a poor education and a shity/no job tend to focus on sexual activities to compensate for their lack of satisfaction in the socio professionnal aspect of their life.
Post noted uberman. You have many interesting insights.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Natural Man on June 15, 2011, 03:42:02 PM
can someone ban this assbruise guy once and for all, he s become boring pretty quick.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: newmom on June 15, 2011, 03:42:24 PM
SO YOU DATED DAN18'S SISTER? NICE.

LMAO
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: newmom on June 15, 2011, 03:43:18 PM
You should resign yourself to the fact that I will probably fuck your wife behind your back sometime in the future. Start getting over it now.

You tall skinny swizzle, keep dreaming
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Stavios on June 15, 2011, 03:44:51 PM
Stav,what the fuck is a pogo.........new one on me? (not my pogo,the expression)   ;D


Nevermind bro!

 ;D
(http://www.cegep-lanaudiere.qc.ca/fichiers/pogo.jpg)
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: newmom on June 15, 2011, 03:46:01 PM
Stav,what the fuck is a pogo.........new one on me? (not my pogo,the expression)   ;D

Nevermind bro!

it's what the wind does for ya  ;D ;)
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Natural Man on June 15, 2011, 03:48:41 PM
she only has an older sister and I wouldn't touch her with a 10 ft pole  :D

but here is my woman  8)

fucking hot lady right there
she looks like a nice girl but isnt the best looking. I  guess you re more interested in "pitounes" aux cheveux noirs avec des mèches colorées , bien jeunes et maquillées comme des jailbaits , pleines de fraicheur d'insolence et de besoin de séduire des hommes plus experimentés. Typical. The good , nice, maternal caring girl you can always count on and who wants to save you, repair your past, fighting against the hyper active, hypersexual and superficial whorish young "witch" who subdue you with her body, both fighting each others eternally for men genes (and jobs and money)...
With poor men in between being used and played with.

What about you get a job, education, first. I guess this nice girl helps you in this endeavour, while others only want to prove themselves they can seduce you and play with your hormones but are too self absorbed to ever have kids and perpetuate life. Maybe you would see things differently if your parents stayed together, if your father had told you different things about women in general, and if you actually had a stable situation.

Whores look good, but can you build a family with them , or are they just troubles, most of the time being girls who ve been abandonned by their own fathers and who , as a result compulsively want to seduce all men without never being satisfied (thus cheating on all of them constantly).
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: wes on June 15, 2011, 03:51:45 PM
it's what the wind does for ya  ;D ;)
Like a rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :)
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on June 15, 2011, 03:54:12 PM
HERE IS MY EX. SHE LEFT ME LAST YEAR(CLAIMED AGE DIFFERENCE) BUT STILL CALLS ME UP 0NCE IN A WHILE F0R SEX.



What's up with the greasy face?
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: newmom on June 15, 2011, 03:55:36 PM
Like a rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :)


LMAOOOOOOOOOO you poor thing...tell wifey to give it up more
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: wes on June 15, 2011, 03:55:45 PM
she looks like a nice girl but isnt the best looking. I  guess you re more interested in "pitounes" aux cheveux noirs avec des mèches colorées , bien jeunes et maquillées comme des jailbaits , pleines de fraicheur d'insolence et de besoin de séduire des hommes plus experimentés. Typical. The good , nice, maternal caring girl you can always count on and who wants to save you, repair your past, fighting against the hyper active, hypersexual and superficial whorish young "witch" who subdue you with her body, both fighting each others eternally for men genes (and jobs and money)...
With poor men in between being used and played with.

What about you get a job, education, first. I guess this nice girl helps you in this endeavour, while others only want to prove themselves they can seduce you and play with your hormones but are too self absorbed to ever have kids and perpetuate life. Maybe you would see things differently if your parents stayed together, if your father had told you different things about women in general, and if you actually had a stable situation.

Whores look goo, but can you build a family with them , or are they just troubles, most of the time being girls who ve been abandonned by their own fathers and who , as a result compulsively want to seduce all men without never being satisfied (thus cheating on all of them constantly).

Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: wes on June 15, 2011, 03:56:23 PM

LMAOOOOOOOOOO you poor thing...tell wifey to give it up more
Like that`s really gonna` happen!!!!!!  LOL  ;D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: newmom on June 15, 2011, 03:58:59 PM
Like that`s really gonna` happen!!!!!!  LOL  ;D

try wooing her or be more romantic or you'll go somewhere else?? ;D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: wes on June 15, 2011, 03:59:55 PM
try wooing her or be more romantic or you'll go somewhere else?? ;D
Homie don`t play dat` !  :)
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: newmom on June 15, 2011, 04:09:47 PM
Homie don`t play dat` !  :)

which part ;D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: wes on June 15, 2011, 04:13:25 PM
The first part......( Iknew you were gonna` ask me that)  ;D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: newmom on June 15, 2011, 04:15:15 PM
The first part......( Iknew you were gonna` ask me that)  ;D

oh brother ;)
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: EL Mariachi on June 15, 2011, 04:26:20 PM
it's not a choice you re just doing what your father did or/and told you to do... It's called following a pattern.

not true, my dads married, i dont plan to
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: wes on June 15, 2011, 04:27:08 PM
oh brother ;)
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Captain Equipoise on June 15, 2011, 04:29:47 PM
37 N0W BUT 35 IN THE PICS. I MET HER AT THE GYM WHERE I USED T0 W0RK.

Wow, I guessed bang on!

you traded in for a younger model?
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: asbrus on June 15, 2011, 04:33:36 PM
Wow, I guessed bang on!

you traded in for a younger model?


N0 I'M SINGLE RIGHT N0W BUT MAINLY USED T0 MESS AR0UND WITH 30'S- EARLY 40'S.   RIGHT N0W I'M INT0 THE 20'S.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on June 15, 2011, 04:34:13 PM
N0 I'M SINGLE RIGHT N0W BUT MAINLY USED T0 MESS AR0UND WITH 30'S- EARLY 40'S.   RIGHT N0W I'M INT0 THE 20'S.

TELL THE TRUTH. SHE TRADED YOU IN.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Les Grossman on June 15, 2011, 04:37:54 PM
HERE IS MY EX. SHE LEFT ME LAST YEAR(CLAIMED AGE DIFFERENCE) BUT STILL CALLS ME UP 0NCE IN A WHILE F0R SEX.


"In the eye of the beholder....."

Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Les Grossman on June 15, 2011, 04:38:49 PM
You tall skinny swizzle, keep dreaming

Not enough test in the world.......

 ;D   ;D   ;D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Army of One on June 15, 2011, 04:53:44 PM
I think I saw some Xwings circling Ass Bruises Girlfriends head in those pics, looking for the weak point to shoot a well placed laser in to.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Ursus on June 15, 2011, 04:58:07 PM
Just outta one kinda nd before that I dated a nice girl for a while.

Strangely I am going through a stage where lots of women are giving me lots of attention. I put this down to my size.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Army of One on June 15, 2011, 05:01:48 PM
I put this down to my size.

No shit Sherlock, even if only 10% of women like your size there still isnt enough men to fill that 10% needs.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Ursus on June 15, 2011, 05:14:03 PM
These are girls who traditionally say that they do not like muscle.

However, they all seem to like it after.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on June 15, 2011, 05:19:13 PM


Strangely I am going through a stage where lots of women are giving me lots of attention. I put this down to my size.

Once the pants come off, as they say in the bible, this too shall pass.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: nosleep on June 15, 2011, 06:59:24 PM
These are girls who traditionally say that they do not like muscle.

However, they all seem to like it after.

ITS 100% BULLSHIT. THEY LIKE MUSCLE, BUT NICE LEAN MUSCLE NOT THAT FAT LOOK LIKE YOUR TYPICAL BRO. THEY LIKE THE THICK VEINS, AND JUST THE EYE-POPPING FULL MUSCLES.

GIRLS SAY THEY DON'T LIKE IT, ETC. BUT THEY STARE AT THE VEINS AND FROM WHAT IVE EXPERIENCED THEY LOVE TOUCHING VEINS...FROM MY BICEP TO MY DICK. GIRL LOVE THICK, FULL, VEINY MUSCLE BELLIES. YOU GOTTA BE FIT NOT THIS FATSO LOOK THOUGH.

IF THEY SAY OTHERWISE THEY ARE FULL OF SHIT. AND THEY NEED A DICK UP THEIR POOPER TO BE PROVEN WRONG WHILE YOU PIN THEIR WRISTS TO THE BED AND SHOW THEM WHOSE THE FUCKIN BOSS...THEY LOVE THAT MUSCLE.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: wes on June 15, 2011, 07:10:46 PM
ITS 100% BULLSHIT. THEY LIKE MUSCLE, BUT NICE LEAN MUSCLE NOT THAT FAT LOOK LIKE YOUR TYPICAL BRO. THEY LIKE THE THICK VEINS, AND JUST THE EYE-POPPING FULL MUSCLES.

GIRLS SAY THEY DON'T LIKE IT, ETC. BUT THEY STARE AT THE VEINS AND FROM WHAT IVE EXPERIENCED THEY LOVE TOUCHING VEINS...FROM MY BICEP TO MY DICK. GIRL LOVE THICK, FULL, VEINY MUSCLE BELLIES. YOU GOTTA BE FIT NOT THIS FATSO LOOK THOUGH.

IF THEY SAY OTHERWISE THEY ARE FULL OF SHIT. AND THEY NEED A DICK UP THEIR POOPER TO BE PROVEN WRONG WHILE YOU PIN THEIR WRISTS TO THE BED AND SHOW THEM WHOSE THE FUCKIN BOSS...THEY LOVE THAT MUSCLE.
Did you cum yet?  ;D
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Voice of Doom on June 15, 2011, 07:52:34 PM
I like whores.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Palpatine Q on June 15, 2011, 07:55:54 PM
do you still flirt a lot ??
I flirt with every motherfucking chick, all the time. The young ones, the old ones, the ugly ones.

I don't cheat tho but of course sometimes it puts me in a position where another chick wants my pogo and I have to say no and be strong

what about you guys ?


I never flirt....I'm friendly and polite but I never cross the line....leaves them guessing like a mutherfukker
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: tbombz on June 15, 2011, 08:32:26 PM

I never flirt....I'm friendly and polite but I never cross the line....leaves them guessing like a mutherfukker
good man


save the mystery untill the time is right and then pounce


Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: tbombz on June 15, 2011, 08:32:59 PM
(mack dvd cover)

if u aint gettn any pussy u aint mackin. sorry gramps.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: nosleep on June 15, 2011, 08:49:50 PM

I never flirt....I'm friendly and polite but I never cross the line....leaves them guessing like a mutherfukker

THEY PROBABLY THINK YOUR GAY FOR NOT FLIRTING AND SINCE YOU DONT CROSS "THE" LINE.


AND ITS ALSO PROLLY CAUSE YOU ARE GAY. BITCH.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: notsureifsrs on June 15, 2011, 09:44:15 PM
she only has an older sister and I wouldn't touch her with a 10 ft pole  :D

but here is my woman  8)

fucking hot lady right there
Made in Europe
brought to Canada
conquered by Stavios

You know being single is fucked up, i mean it's easy to get poon as everyone does, but sometimes you think that it's impossible to get into a real relationship.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: tbombz on June 15, 2011, 09:46:47 PM
she only has an older sister and I wouldn't touch her with a 10 ft pole  :D

but here is my woman  8)

fucking hot lady right there
hot chick stav  8)
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: Parker on June 15, 2011, 09:54:37 PM
Its funny when I see all those congressmen, athletes, celebrities, etc, getting caught cheating and then saying that they are going to sex rehab, i just shake my head, those guys don't need help, they are just being men...thats how men are.... Some can control this animal inside them and some can't... But we all have that animal within us  ;D
I was told that there is a place in Georgetown where a lot of the senators go to get theri S&M and freak on....do you know where that place is?
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: gh15 on June 16, 2011, 12:01:07 AM
there is no need thes days to do anything beside go on a site on internet and interact with generation nothingness this way,, you dont need to go club ,,you dont need to go bar,, you dont need to go nothing,,no book shop no coffee place no nothing,,you go on internet,,one of free sites many around,, 10s of thousands girls and whores are waiting,,

you want serious? you good kind hearted fella ,,god have mercy on your soul but she is out there for you ,,some fellas are nice good people who want to find one girls and be loyal to her and all the good story ,,they are around,,ok this is what you do,,

you go ,, you get profile on those site,, you put picture of your dog ,,say he need mommy,, make sure you say he need mommy in the picture,, then you go and put couple picture of you with no shirt flexing or in kithchen light kamali type hopefuly you are built,,dones have to be mr o but builf fella is good,, eventhough they say they dont like it the ones who are hot will give it points,,but not too much 2 pics,, then you have some face picture try to get the best one ,, write on your profile very dorky thing because fellas who look for girl to be with for long time are dorks in their souls they like movies,,they like gyms, they like old style not this party animals ,,so write and be sensere ,,make sure you put some jokes,, and make sure you made it look like you get many responses,, so write your rules so you sound cocky and dorky in the same time with class,,

she will find yuo or you wil have to write her but you will find a good catch,,


if you just want fuck ,,  very easy ,,no need to write what to do ,,its  profesional generation of sex and only sex ,,so it will be easy ,,

gh15 approved
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: asbrus on June 16, 2011, 12:43:32 AM
there is no need thes days to do anything beside go on a site on internet and interact with generation nothingness this way,, you dont need to go club ,,you dont need to go bar,, you dont need to go nothing,,no book shop no coffee place no nothing,,you go on internet,,one of free sites many around,, 10s of thousands girls and whores are waiting,,

you want serious? you good kind hearted fella ,,god have mercy on your soul but she is out there for you ,,some fellas are nice good people who want to find one girls and be loyal to her and all the good story ,,they are around,,ok this is what you do,,

you go ,, you get profile on those site,, you put picture of your dog ,,say he need mommy,, make sure you say he need mommy in the picture,, then you go and put couple picture of you with no shirt flexing or in kithchen light kamali type hopefuly you are built,,dones have to be mr o but builf fella is good,, eventhough they say they dont like it the ones who are hot will give it points,,but not too much 2 pics,, then you have some face picture try to get the best one ,, write on your profile very dorky thing because fellas who look for girl to be with for long time are dorks in their souls they like movies,,they like gyms, they like old style not this party animals ,,so write and be sensere ,,make sure you put some jokes,, and make sure you made it look like you get many responses,, so write your rules so you sound cocky and dorky in the same time with class,,

she will find yuo or you wil have to write her but you will find a good catch,,


if you just want fuck ,,  very easy ,,no need to write what to do ,,its  profesional generation of sex and only sex ,,so it will be easy ,,

gh15 approved

http://www.okcupid.com/

TRY IT.
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: cephissus on June 16, 2011, 01:14:39 AM
god, thank you for the tips!  i am on okcupid and have already been doing some of the things you wrote in your post.  i will now have to find a dog...
Title: Re: for you fuckers in a relationship
Post by: wes on June 16, 2011, 01:18:38 AM
if u aint gettn any pussy u aint mackin. sorry gramps.
I been macking since the 70`s my brother!!

BITCH BETTER HAVE MY MONEY !!!  LOL  ;D