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Title: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Darren Avey on July 28, 2011, 10:06:01 AM
My lord  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Ursus on July 28, 2011, 10:25:05 AM
Is that the Geoff Thompson film.

I read his book. Whilst enjoyable a LOT is embellished I think.

Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: 2ND COMING on July 28, 2011, 10:28:39 AM
Post the documentary where a bunch of guys talk shit to each other for a few mins and then throw hands and repeat like 6 times up and down the sidewalk  :D
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Ursus on July 28, 2011, 10:29:29 AM
I have watched about 3 minutes of this film. Pathetic.

I do the door because it is extra money reasonably easy and at the end of the day it is a customer service job.
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: The True Adonis on July 28, 2011, 10:37:47 AM
ROFLMAO@bouncers.

They cannot do a thing to you, cannot touch you, cannot restrain you as they will go to jail for this.  They are pointless and do nothing, nearly all suffer greatly from delusion. 
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Ursus on July 28, 2011, 10:41:52 AM
Legally the cannot but many of them do.

Also a wound up aggressive drunk man who got KO'd say when frustrated at the police and angry at when happened is contrasted with a calm doorman who says he was attacked first one of 2 things will happen in 99% of cases. The doorman will get away with it and the cops move the drunk aggressor on or it goes to court and gets thrown out. This is just my experience.
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: bradistani on July 28, 2011, 10:42:50 AM
I have watched about 3 minutes of this film. Pathetic.

I do the door because it is extra money reasonably easy and at the end of the day it is a customer service job.

the film is looking at old school bouncers though.. controlling the drugs n that
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Tito24 on July 28, 2011, 11:03:18 AM
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Sam on July 28, 2011, 11:14:44 AM
My lord  ::) ::)


Epic 10lbs concentration curls. Fuck me what a joke  :D
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Board_SHERIF on July 28, 2011, 11:18:32 AM
ROFLMAO@bouncers.

They cannot do a thing to you, cannot touch you, cannot restrain you as they will go to jail for this.  They are pointless and do nothing, nearly all suffer greatly from delusion. 

Yes in a perfect world, but in bad areas of cities/towns where "shit" goes down - these "activities" are swept under the carpet, the street constable does not care that some "punk" got a bloody nose from the club bouncer...

 
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Sam on July 28, 2011, 11:20:53 AM
Incidently the guy in the red shirt who pulls a knife is Paddy consadine - fucking awesome actor especially in this film

Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: bradistani on July 28, 2011, 11:21:08 AM


do you think he fucked his mother ?  :P
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Board_SHERIF on July 28, 2011, 11:24:20 AM
do you think he fucked his mother ?  :P

@ 12:29 is where I would perform a solo jack off  ;)
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: bradistani on July 28, 2011, 11:25:07 AM
Incidently the guy in the red shirt who pulls a knife is Paddy consadine - fucking awesome actor especially in this film



an awesome film and shane meadows best work.. i'm hoping he and paddy can eventually get his 'king of the gypsies' film made..

Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on July 28, 2011, 11:26:21 AM
ROFLMAO@bouncers.

They cannot do a thing to you, cannot touch you, cannot restrain you as they will go to jail for this.  They are pointless and do nothing, nearly all suffer greatly from delusion. 


If you're SLED certified than yes you can restrain and throw people out.  I've done it many times before
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: bradistani on July 28, 2011, 11:27:48 AM
@ 12:29 is where I would perform a solo jack off  ;)

she's not bad.. but when he asked his mum if he 'could sleep with her' and she looked and said 'yes' made my cock go fat  :-\
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: littleboyblue on July 28, 2011, 11:29:12 AM
My lord  ::) ::)

Wow!  This was difficult to watch.  is this film maker serious?  Remember British bb Frank Richard(s)?  He was a bouncer and some thugs with stanley knives sliced him up so bad it ended his career-in bodybuilding, that is.
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: bradistani on July 28, 2011, 11:42:31 AM
'i'm the daddy'  ;D

Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Tito24 on July 28, 2011, 11:46:41 AM
Incidently the guy in the red shirt who pulls a knife is Paddy consadine - fucking awesome actor especially in this film



very good movie
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Stefano on July 28, 2011, 11:46:56 AM
Is that the Geoff Thompson film.

I read his book. Whilst enjoyable a LOT is embellished I think.



was it embellished? I haven't read it but Geoff doesn't seem like the kind of guy to embellish things. Seems to be pretty straightforward.
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Ursus on July 28, 2011, 04:56:37 PM
I remember thinking at the time over a few things this sounds like BS

I cannot remember specifically now though as it was about 3-4 years ago I read it!
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: BIG_STI on July 28, 2011, 05:22:29 PM
ROFLMAO@bouncers.

They cannot do a thing to you, cannot touch you, cannot restrain you as they will go to jail for this.  They are pointless and do nothing, nearly all suffer greatly from delusion. 

Maybe down there they can't in my part of the US we beat the shit out of guys who get out of line, use to do it on a regular basis. 
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Evo on July 28, 2011, 06:59:19 PM
ROFLMAO@bouncers.

They cannot do a thing to you, cannot touch you, cannot restrain you as they will go to jail for this.  They are pointless and do nothing, nearly all suffer greatly from delusion. 

Really?

Come spend a weekend working with me and my mates on the doors then Adam....
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Natural Man on July 28, 2011, 07:56:19 PM
Really?

Come spend a weekend working with me and my mates on the doors then Adam....
OO00oooh  ::)  We re really impressed now tough guy!


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Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: tbombz on July 28, 2011, 08:11:05 PM
ive got an interview tomorow night to become a bouncer.
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: badlad on July 28, 2011, 09:59:11 PM
Worked as a bouncer for nine years. Been stabbed, bottled, glassed, stuck with needles and beat a few times. Worked in a number of different countries too - and many years later was walking in London and heard a voice call out - 'hey mate - you the gentlemen bouncer' - turns out it was a guy I 'evicted' from a club three or four years before in Sydney. he came up, shook my hand, got to talking and said that that is what all him and his mates called me - 'the gentleman'. To be honest I think i lost my temper about twice in nine years - never went looking for trouble either. Not like some of the dumbasses i used to work with - they didn't last long though. Still, it was nice to be remembered as a nice guy rather than a thug.
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Darren Avey on July 29, 2011, 02:06:26 AM
Really?

Come spend a weekend working with me and my mates on the doors then Adam....

Where do you "do the door" then "EVO?"
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 29, 2011, 02:14:16 AM
ive got an interview tomorow night to become a bouncer.
Impossible... you'd end up dryhumping the "unruly" guys or guillotine them and groping them
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 29, 2011, 02:20:57 AM
Impossible... you'd end up dryhumping the "unruly" guys or guillotine them and groping them

Sir, I have to feel your package, this is standard procedure.
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Figo on July 29, 2011, 02:56:11 AM
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Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: WillGrant on July 29, 2011, 03:15:46 AM

If you're SLED certified than yes you can restrain and throw people out.  I've done it many times before
Why dont you put SLED next to your name also ? and if you were a bouncer why did you let DA spit in your face  ???
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 29, 2011, 03:57:04 AM
Sir, I have to feel your package, this is standard procedure.
he'd get sued for excessive groping
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Darren Avey on July 29, 2011, 05:11:44 AM
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Wish he was still alive, id take him to the ground, pound him and teach him some manners.
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: CalvinH on July 29, 2011, 05:58:44 AM
he'd get sued for excessive groping



I didn't know gloryholes needed bouncers.
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Figo on July 29, 2011, 05:59:29 AM
Wish he was still alive, id take him to the ground, pound him and teach him some manners.
yeah, its a pity you werent around in his time or vice versa
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 29, 2011, 06:00:51 AM


I didn't know gloryholes needed bouncers.

"Sir, you're carrying a 7 inches or above "weapon". I'm afraid I have to conceal this in my rectum before returning it to you."
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: CalvinH on July 29, 2011, 06:03:50 AM
"Sir, you're carrying a 7 inches or above "weapon". I'm afraid I have to conceal this in my rectum before returning it to you."



''Sir,I'm going to have to pull down your pants to make sure you're ok to enter"
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 29, 2011, 06:05:18 AM


''Sir,I'm going to have to pull down your pants to make sure you're ok to enter"

Some places are hard to access but with tbombz you need to be hard to access.
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on July 29, 2011, 06:07:11 AM
ive got an interview tomorow night to become a bouncer.
Just aswell you come from money, thats all I'll say
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: CalvinH on July 29, 2011, 06:09:19 AM
Just aswell you come from steal money, thats all I'll say


Fixed
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Figo on July 29, 2011, 06:13:22 AM
Some places are hard to access but with tbombz you need to be hard to access.
;D
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: bradistani on July 29, 2011, 08:01:17 AM
Why dont you put SLED next to your name also ? and if you were a bouncer why did you let DA spit in your face  ???

'cos the only thing venom vince has bounced, are his balls on his bitch vissy's chin
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Ursus on July 29, 2011, 08:16:50 AM
Thankfully no one has ever lifted a hand to me when I was working on the door in almsot 6 years!

It is the way you conduct yourself to a great degree!
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Board_SHERIF on July 29, 2011, 08:22:58 AM
Worked as a bouncer for nine years. Been stabbed, bottled, glassed, stuck with needles and beat a few times. Worked in a number of different countries too - and many years later was walking in London and heard a voice call out - 'hey mate - you the gentlemen bouncer' - turns out it was a guy I 'evicted' from a club three or four years before in Sydney. he came up, shook my hand, got to talking and said that that is what all him and his mates called me - 'the gentleman'. To be honest I think i lost my temper about twice in nine years - never went looking for trouble either. Not like some of the dumbasses i used to work with - they didn't last long though. Still, it was nice to be remembered as a nice guy rather than a thug.

LOL - well what a success  ;)
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Stavios on July 29, 2011, 08:25:21 AM
ROFLMAO@bouncers.

They cannot do a thing to you, cannot touch you, cannot restrain you as they will go to jail for this.  They are pointless and do nothing, nearly all suffer greatly from delusion. 

absolutely that's why I hate this job

you have to be in a position of authority when you have no actual power
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Stavios on July 29, 2011, 08:28:19 AM
ive got an interview tomorow night to become a bouncer.

it's the shittiest job ever bro, find something else if you can haha

Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Natural Man on July 29, 2011, 08:36:29 AM
Hey btw taylor, have you been sexually abused by your father/step father or an uncle ? All homos have been during their childhood.

Also i thought you were making a 'carreer' of being a lifeguard at the local public kid pool , changed your mind since then?  ::)
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Ursus on July 29, 2011, 08:36:41 AM
This is me last year when I had a shaved head!
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Natural Man on July 29, 2011, 08:38:13 AM
This is me last year when I had a shaved head!
no this is you whoring for attention.

Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Ursus on July 29, 2011, 08:40:07 AM
Yeah big deal!

Its not illegal!
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Natural Man on July 29, 2011, 08:40:15 AM
Thankfully no one has ever lifted a hand to me when I was working on the door in almsot 6 years!

It is the way you conduct yourself to a great degree!
wow you must be so incredibly intimidating.

A tall retarded looking ginger with both eyes looking at different directions, obviously a pea sized brain in a thick skull, no education to speak of so has to compensate somehow... I'd be intimidated a lot...if i were actually going in losers places where we can find guys like you.

Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Stavios on July 29, 2011, 08:43:44 AM
wow you must be so incredibly intimidating.

haha women don't give a shit if you are intimidating or not

I have been hit my women way more often then by guys

in 2 years, maybe 5-6 women punched me in the face and maybe.. 2 guys tried to
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: BIG_STI on July 29, 2011, 11:39:38 AM
it's the shittiest job ever bro, find something else if you can haha



Agreed, like you I just do it for the extra money on the weekend, have a good full time job. It gets really old dealing with idiots every week.
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Ursus on July 29, 2011, 06:56:55 PM
wow you must be so incredibly intimidating.

A tall retarded looking ginger with both eyes looking at different directions, obviously a pea sized brain in a thick skull, no education to speak of so has to compensate somehow... I'd be intimidated a lot...if i were actually going in losers places where we can find guys like you.



It is down in 99% of occassions to myself being civil, not being a bully and not even doing things like swearing that escalate the situation.

I am actually pretty well educated. Have a Law degree (choose to to pursue this career) top grades all through school etc. Not that this means much in the grander scheme of things.

'Losers place' i work in a bar, I guess you don't go into a bar then.

One thing is that I have never said something on here I would not say in real life. I also have not lied on here either. No point.

Good luck.
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: CT_Muscle on July 29, 2011, 07:06:17 PM
It is down in 99% of occassions to myself being civil, not being a bully and not even doing things like swearing that escalate the situation.

I am actually pretty well educated. Have a Law degree (choose to to pursue this career) top grades all through school etc. Not that this means much in the grander scheme of things.

'Losers place' i work in a bar, I guess you don't go into a bar then.

One thing is that I have never said something on here I would not say in real life. I also have not lied on here either. No point.

Good luck.

Ursus > uberman 
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Ursus on July 29, 2011, 07:14:38 PM
Also I have a FT job in a public sector role which I also enjoy. I do the door PT and I do enjoy it.

I do not claim that I am some super tough badass who pits the fear of God into all I meet.

The door is to a large degree a customer service job and something I feel I am quite good at. By eliminating potential troublemakers before they get in solves most of my problems. Even when i do this I am civil, I give a reason. I do not do any of the "regulars only" or "not tonight". I say why I refused them entry and make a suggestion as to where they could go etc (ie wearing wrong clothes for bar etc - I explain it is the policy of the bar and not my policy). Saying that I do sometimes make mistakes.

Of these 90% I would guess shake my hand, say no hard feelings and go on their way.

I am just in from work a short while and refused one person all night and no-one was asked to leave despite it being pay week and the bar being very busy!
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: tbombz on July 29, 2011, 08:10:33 PM
Some places are hard to access but with tbombz you need to be hard to access.
  ;D out of all the attempts at burns this was the only funny one

Just aswell you come from money, thats all I'll say
i dont know what that means? my parents are well off, true.. by no means are we "rich" tho..


it's the shittiest job ever bro, find something else if you can haha


idk. seems kinda like a dream job to me. we will see. i have the interview in an hour and a half right before the club opens up for the night.


Hey btw taylor, have you been sexually abused by your father/step father or an uncle ? All homos have been during their childhood.

Also i thought you were making a 'carreer' of being a lifeguard at the local public kid pool , changed your mind since then?  ::)
  ::) i suggest you find some new psychology books retard

still working at the pool.. summer job..
Title: Re: Bouncer - a short film
Post by: Evo on July 30, 2011, 01:52:47 AM
Really?

Come spend a weekend working with me and my mates on the doors then Adam....

lol Clearly misconstruing my post, genius....I was getting at Adams flippant remark of bouncers not being allowed to make physical contact when removing c*nts....because thats a load of shit.