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Title: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: johnnynoname on September 06, 2011, 05:25:33 AM
....the ultimate irony of me "butching up" my look is that women are more attracted to me now more than when I was going through my "Ziggy Stardust" phase



so, learn from me my NoNamiacs- grow that 5 o'clock shadow, shave that head......don't lose the tan or get fat though.....follow the "metro-hetero" principles and broads will dig you



also, start driving a jeep and tell girls that you own your own business (which I do actually)
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: johnnynoname on September 06, 2011, 05:26:40 AM
.....and, yes- I do start alot of threads about myself because I'm, honestly, one of the more interesting people I know


I'm like a combination of Stephen Gould and Fergie mixed with Iggy Pop
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: johnnynoname on September 06, 2011, 05:27:13 AM
seriously, I hate you all
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: DK II on September 06, 2011, 05:29:41 AM
You're gay.
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: johnnynoname on September 06, 2011, 05:31:19 AM
You're gay.

this is the thread where I officially jump the shark as a respected poster on this forum btw
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: DK II on September 06, 2011, 05:38:34 AM
this is the thread where I officially jump the shark as a respected poster on this forum btw

No, you have a long time ago, the latest possible after your last photos.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: mass 04 on September 06, 2011, 05:39:29 AM
Where can I get my NoNamiac workout set? Complete with 12lb dumbells, tabata timer, and kilo of coke.

edit- My phone switched "kilo of coke" to " kilo of come"..I pondered it for about 15 seconds and went with coke. 
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: pellius on September 06, 2011, 05:40:01 AM
this is the thread where I officially jump the shark as a respected poster on this forum btw

No, no, you still got game. But you set a high bar for yourself. People expect a lot. They're fickle and will turn on you in a second. People for the most part are miserable bastards. But I'll always be a fan. I'll never forget your glory days.

Get a gay Jew agent before it's too late. Give it another run. That StuntMovie guy here can be your in. Hook you up with the right Jews. He knows everybody and one the few here that genuinely likes you.
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: Red Hook on September 06, 2011, 05:40:08 AM
Yes when does male stripping counts as owning your own business?

I am guessing that you own a "come and practice your tattoo skills on me for a small fee" business.
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: purenaturalstrength on September 06, 2011, 05:41:02 AM
nothing screams overcompensation more than a tanned bald bodybuilder with a stubble and a big jeep
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: Red Hook on September 06, 2011, 05:43:41 AM
.....and, yes- I do start alot of threads about myself because I'm, honestly, one of the more interesting people I know


I'm like a combination of Stephen Gould and Fergie mixed with Iggy Pop

Yes, you are interesting but in the same way that people slow down on the highway to watch a car wreck.

They just shake their heads and say "how sad".
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: pellius on September 06, 2011, 05:44:34 AM
This where you officially owned the "Blue Steel" look and made it yours.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs269.snc4/39803_1419189193025_1031507251_30971246_7176520_n.jpg)
(http://hsu-family.com/Julian/images/blue-steel.png)
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: johnnynoname on September 06, 2011, 05:46:49 AM
I feel like Sakuraba after the second round of his fight with Ricardo Arona in this thread


also, I knew to get out of the stripping business because nothing is sadder than a 32 year old male stripper....much like there is nothing sadder than a old queen







also, i'm not "bald" or "balding"- I just wanted to shave my head so girls at bars will believe my "I'm in the Israeli Special Forces" schtick
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: johnnynoname on September 06, 2011, 05:49:38 AM
This where you officially owned the "Blue Steel" look and made it yours.

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs269.snc4/39803_1419189193025_1031507251_30971246_7176520_n.jpg)


wow- I forgot about that guy....I don't even have those pics on my laptop anymore......those were from my last attempt from trying to get into fitness modeling but, again, I got "too old" for it and, frankly, I got tired of the old fags who run male fitness modeling telling me that I was "too old", "too ethnic" or when they would tersely respond with "not interested"
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: pellius on September 06, 2011, 05:50:07 AM
I feel like Sakuraba after the second round of his fight with Ricardo Arona in this thread


also, I knew to get out of the stripping business because nothing is sadder than a 32 year old male stripper....much like there is nothing sadder than a old queen







also, i'm not "bald" or "balding"- I just wanted to shave my head so girls at bars will believe my "I'm in the Israeli Special Forces" schtick

Sure, but where is Arona now? Pimping out trannies and selling his Pride shorts on eBay. Saku is still out there living the dream getting the crap kicked out of him.
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: WillGrant on September 06, 2011, 05:52:33 AM
....the ultimate irony of me "butching up" my look is that women are more attracted to me now more than when I was going through my "Ziggy Stardust" phase



Did you ---> "Ziggy" play guitar
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: purenaturalstrength on September 06, 2011, 05:54:35 AM
i'm not "bald" or "balding"- I just wanted to shave my head so girls at bars will believe my "I'm in the Israeli Special Forces" schtick

then why not buzz it super short that way you will look military and still unbald
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: johnnynoname on September 06, 2011, 05:55:09 AM
Sure, but where is Arona now? Pimping out trannies and selling his Pride shorts on eBay. Saku is still out there living the dream getting the crap kicked out of him.


while this is 10000% true you have to admit that sakuraba got the fucking piss kicked out of him in that fight


but, the man will forever be a legend and will forever be the embodiment of "Yamato Damashii" as well as the man who truly carried out what Karl Gotch started in Japan

also, I think that BJJ has become somewhat my salvation.
I just started rolling again and honestly it is just a cathartic thing for me
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: biff on September 06, 2011, 05:56:06 AM
nothing screams overcompensation more than a tanned bald bodybuilder with a stubble and a big jeep

(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p131/Class_B/BranchWarrentruck2.jpg)
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: Tito24 on September 06, 2011, 05:56:16 AM
(http://p1-1.xhamster.com/000/007/333/693_1000.jpg)
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: purenaturalstrength on September 06, 2011, 06:04:21 AM
(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p131/Class_B/BranchWarrentruck2.jpg)

my point exactly


but GH15 says that americana whores are down with that as long as the cock and the bank account are girthy
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: johnnynoname on September 06, 2011, 06:07:36 AM
...fortunately for me, i have a big dick and it has been documented in photos




....and NO- I don't have a big dick in my ass

...and No- I'm not a big dick

I actually have a big penis
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: WillGrant on September 06, 2011, 06:31:57 AM
...fortunately for me, i have a big dick and it has been documented in photos




....and NO- I don't have a big dick in my ass

...and No- I'm not a big dick

I actually have a big penis in my rectum
Fixed for truth  :D
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: CalvinH on September 06, 2011, 07:12:58 AM
so, learn from me my NoNamiacs- grow that 5 o'clock shadow, shave that head......don't lose the tan or get fat though.....follow the "metro-hetero" principles and broads will dig you



Well duh! you shoulda listened years ago :-\
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: Army of One on September 06, 2011, 07:15:43 AM
Johnny, anymore Bald pics? (no homo)
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: io856 on September 06, 2011, 07:21:50 AM
its funny that a person has actually jumped the shark  ;D
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: pellius on September 06, 2011, 09:55:25 AM
Johnny, anymore Bald pics? (no homo)

He posted pics of his shaved head?
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: stuntmovie on September 06, 2011, 10:53:57 AM
PELLIUS, Thanks but I'm not important enough within the Hollywood community to know any Jewish agents - gay or otherwise.

But I do think JNN has a good thing going (there's a Jewish name for it which I've forgotten - something like "schnict") in the self-destructive humor arena that would make the entertainment industry sit up and pay attention ....  if it was aware that this character/persona actually existed.
 
And it would only take the efforts of one Hollywood agent, Jewish, Gentile, or otherwise,
to introduce him within the Hollywood environment of TV, movies, or Stand-Up Night Clubs.

ALL MY YOUNGER FAMILY MEMBERS are very active within the entertainment industry and just recently we all  gathered ro celebrate the addition of twins and once all the kids were put to bed we sat around discussing the movie business in general ......

.... and since I've "met" some people (some Getbigggers included) who could be considered as impressive super-heros in forthcoming productions, I threw out the following  question ....

"How the hell does an unknown individual get a worthwhile Hollywood agent?"

And the response from each of them was .... "Don't go looking for one. Make the agents come to you ! Showcase your talent and they will show up at your front door!"

So in a somewhat similar vein, I believe that JNN has developed this interesting persona/character (call it "talent") that Hollywood agents could be interested in.

He's just got to get off his butt and showcase it ...  and wait for that knock-knock on his front door.

Answer fast if it's William Morris or CAA.

And don't let disappointment get ya down if it's  the Avon Lady.

Pellius, we were neighbors once. Do you recall Alison Brundage - Kahuku Medical?
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: Army of One on September 06, 2011, 10:56:20 AM
He posted pics of his shaved head?

Yes, he got torn to shreds  ;D
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: johnnynoname on September 06, 2011, 01:33:20 PM
He posted pics of his shaved head?

Yes

I looked like royler Gracie
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: D.O.U.P on September 06, 2011, 06:27:06 PM
PELLIUS, Thanks but I'm not important enough within the Hollywood community to know any Jewish agents - gay or otherwise.

But I do think JNN has a good thing going (there's a Jewish name for it which I've forgotten - something like "schnict") in the self-destructive humor arena that would make the entertainment industry sit up and pay attention ....  if it was aware that this character/persona actually existed.
 
And it would only take the efforts of one Hollywood agent, Jewish, Gentile, or otherwise,
to introduce him within the Hollywood environment of TV, movies, or Stand-Up Night Clubs.

ALL MY YOUNGER FAMILY MEMBERS are very active within the entertainment industry and just recently we all  gathered ro celebrate the addition of twins and once all the kids were put to bed we sat around discussing the movie business in general ......


Great post.

Schtick is the word.
.... and since I've "met" some people (some Getbigggers included) who could be considered as impressive super-heros in forthcoming productions, I threw out the following  question ....

"How the hell does an unknown individual get a worthwhile Hollywood agent?"

And the response from each of them was .... "Don't go looking for one. Make the agents come to you ! Showcase your talent and they will show up at your front door!"

So in a somewhat similar vein, I believe that JNN has developed this interesting persona/character (call it "talent") that Hollywood agents could be interested in.

He's just got to get off his butt and showcase it ...  and wait for that knock-knock on his front door.

Answer fast if it's William Morris or CAA.

And don't let disappointment get ya down if it's  the Avon Lady.

Pellius, we were neighbors once. Do you recall Alison Brundage - Kahuku Medical?
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: D.O.U.P on September 06, 2011, 06:27:54 PM
PELLIUS, Thanks but I'm not important enough within the Hollywood community to know any Jewish agents - gay or otherwise.

But I do think JNN has a good thing going (there's a Jewish name for it which I've forgotten - something like "schnict") in the self-destructive humor arena that would make the entertainment industry sit up and pay attention ....  if it was aware that this character/persona actually existed.
 
And it would only take the efforts of one Hollywood agent, Jewish, Gentile, or otherwise,
to introduce him within the Hollywood environment of TV, movies, or Stand-Up Night Clubs.

ALL MY YOUNGER FAMILY MEMBERS are very active within the entertainment industry and just recently we all  gathered ro celebrate the addition of twins and once all the kids were put to bed we sat around discussing the movie business in general ......





SCHTICK 

.... and since I've "met" some people (some Getbigggers included) who could be considered as impressive super-heros in forthcoming productions, I threw out the following  question ....

"How the hell does an unknown individual get a worthwhile Hollywood agent?"

And the response from each of them was .... "Don't go looking for one. Make the agents come to you ! Showcase your talent and they will show up at your front door!"

So in a somewhat similar vein, I believe that JNN has developed this interesting persona/character (call it "talent") that Hollywood agents could be interested in.

He's just got to get off his butt and showcase it ...  and wait for that knock-knock on his front door.

Answer fast if it's William Morris or CAA.

And don't let disappointment get ya down if it's  the Avon Lady.

Pellius, we were neighbors once. Do you recall Alison Brundage - Kahuku Medical?
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: stuntmovie on September 06, 2011, 09:43:06 PM
THANKS, DOUP, I gotta remember that word in case I run into any Jewish agents during my next LA visit.

By the way, I'm kind of known as the asshole who always complains about the actors they use in Super Hero roles.

So far and to the best of my knowledge no one has listened to my shenanigans about what the on-screen super heros should look like .... but now that I know "schtick" I just might sound more convincing when I talk to one or more of these Jewish Hollywood guys. Maybe they'll think I'm a Jewish guy too and pay more attention and do something about it.

Any other polite Jewish phrases to break the ice would be appreciated.

BTW, some of these Hollywood important guys sit around the neighborhood Starbucks on Saturday morns and listen a lot because the place is usually loaded with unemployed actors, writers, stunt guys and gals, etc. who have interesting stories to tell ... as well as a shit-load of complaints such as the ones I often bring up.
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: pellius on September 07, 2011, 12:36:45 AM
PELLIUS, Thanks but I'm not important enough within the Hollywood community to know any Jewish agents - gay or otherwise.

But I do think JNN has a good thing going (there's a Jewish name for it which I've forgotten - something like "schnict") in the self-destructive humor arena that would make the entertainment industry sit up and pay attention ....  if it was aware that this character/persona actually existed.
 
And it would only take the efforts of one Hollywood agent, Jewish, Gentile, or otherwise,
to introduce him within the Hollywood environment of TV, movies, or Stand-Up Night Clubs.

ALL MY YOUNGER FAMILY MEMBERS are very active within the entertainment industry and just recently we all  gathered ro celebrate the addition of twins and once all the kids were put to bed we sat around discussing the movie business in general ......

.... and since I've "met" some people (some Getbigggers included) who could be considered as impressive super-heros in forthcoming productions, I threw out the following  question ....

"How the hell does an unknown individual get a worthwhile Hollywood agent?"

And the response from each of them was .... "Don't go looking for one. Make the agents come to you ! Showcase your talent and they will show up at your front door!"

So in a somewhat similar vein, I believe that JNN has developed this interesting persona/character (call it "talent") that Hollywood agents could be interested in.

He's just got to get off his butt and showcase it ...  and wait for that knock-knock on his front door.

Answer fast if it's William Morris or CAA.

And don't let disappointment get ya down if it's  the Avon Lady.

Pellius, we were neighbors once. Do you recall Alison Brundage - Kahuku Medical?

It's easy to say, "Get off your butt and show case it!" But what do you mean? Walk us through that process in real life. He's not a stand up comic. He's not a performer as such where he does an act and role plays. He's a likeable guy with a good self-deprecating sense of humor and a quick wit. How do you sell that? Now if some Jew schmoe reads GetBig that would be a different story.

I don't think we were neighbors. I live in So Ca from the early 80s until 2006. That's when I first saw Keith during his bouncing days. As kid I grew around the area of Sandy Beach.
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: Red Hook on September 07, 2011, 05:50:32 AM
...fortunately for me, i have a big dick and it has been documented in photos




....and NO- I don't have a big dick in my ass

...and No- I'm not a big dick

I actually have a big penis in my mouth often


Fixed
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: johnnynoname on September 07, 2011, 05:57:29 AM
Honestly, I'm done with wanting to be famous as well

I just want to play video games, roll, and meet girls




:.........and this, my friends, is how you kill a online persona
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: DK II on September 07, 2011, 08:01:12 AM
Honestly, I'm done with wanting to be famous as well

I just want to play video games, roll, and meet girls




:.........and this, my friends, is how you kill a online persona

 ::) ::) ::)

What the fuck are you meeting girls for, to exchange make-up tips?
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: D.O.U.P on September 07, 2011, 08:59:18 AM
THANKS, DOUP, I gotta remember that word in case I run into any Jewish agents during my next LA visit.

By the way, I'm kind of known as the asshole who always complains about the actors they use in Super Hero roles.

So far and to the best of my knowledge no one has listened to my shenanigans about what the on-screen super heros should look like .... but now that I know "schtick" I just might sound more convincing when I talk to one or more of these Jewish Hollywood guys. Maybe they'll think I'm a Jewish guy too and pay more attention and do something about it.

Any other polite Jewish phrases to break the ice would be appreciated.

BTW, some of these Hollywood important guys sit around the neighborhood Starbucks on Saturday morns and listen a lot because the place is usually loaded with unemployed actors, writers, stunt guys and gals, etc. who have interesting stories to tell ... as well as a shit-load of complaints such as the ones I often bring up.

Welcome.

If a Jew is being helpful and is a good dude he is a -  menche

When wishing the Jew good luck - mazel or mazel tov
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: purenaturalstrength on September 09, 2011, 09:03:17 AM
Honestly, I'm done with wanting to be famous as well

I just want to play video games, roll, and meet girls




:.........and this, my friends, is how you kill a online persona


are you still living a lie, telling them you are special forces?
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: DK II on September 09, 2011, 06:28:27 PM

are you still living a lie, telling them you are special forces?

ahahhahaha, special forces for what, asshole excavation?
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: purenaturalstrength on September 09, 2011, 07:20:08 PM
ahahhahaha, special forces for what, asshole excavation?

i dont know the guy keeps saying it in a lot of threads

it's some sort of weird fixation, how fucking immature do you need to be to pretend to be an elite soldier etc


Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: Dr Kincaid on September 09, 2011, 07:39:38 PM
(http://p1-1.xhamster.com/000/007/333/693_1000.jpg)

Cremaster.
Any one seen any of them?
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: makaveli25 on September 09, 2011, 07:57:27 PM
I actually used that line last weekend Johnny the special forces one. Me and a buddy were standing at the bar both of us pretty well built guys these two younger girls start to talk to us. The one girl says let me guess you are in the military (I have a shaved head pretty muscular) I said actually I'm in the Israeli special forces. I almost laughed when I said it I was thinking of getbig  ;D She said ohh my you just scored like ten points haha. We chatted them up for awhile nothing really came of it.

Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: purenaturalstrength on September 11, 2011, 02:59:53 AM
I actually used that line last weekend Johnny the special forces one. Me and a buddy were standing at the bar both of us pretty well built guys these two younger girls start to talk to us. The one girl says let me guess you are in the military (I have a shaved head pretty muscular) I said actually I'm in the Israeli special forces. I almost laughed when I said it I was thinking of getbig  ;D She said ohh my you just scored like ten points haha. We chatted them up for awhile nothing really came of it.



how can people think of military when they see muscular guys with bald heads?

military guys are very thin with buzzed hair
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: johnnynoname on September 11, 2011, 04:21:22 AM
I actually used that line last weekend Johnny the special forces one. Me and a buddy were standing at the bar both of us pretty well built guys these two younger girls start to talk to us. The one girl says let me guess you are in the military (I have a shaved head pretty muscular) I said actually I'm in the Israeli special forces. I almost laughed when I said it I was thinking of getbig  ;D She said ohh my you just scored like ten points haha. We chatted them up for awhile nothing really came of it.




Just remember, the key is to mix the shaved head with a accent

Now, there is a VERY distinct Israeli accent but most bar sluts don't know the difference
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: bradistani on September 12, 2011, 04:09:11 PM
(http://i55.tinypic.com/wkl349.gif)
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: dr.chimps on September 12, 2011, 04:13:44 PM
Cremaster.
Any one seen any of them?
Matthew Barney!? Yup. He's out there, alright. I saw a thingy he did at the Guggenheim, years ago. I thought I was weird...I'm just a nobody.   ;D
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: el numero uno on September 12, 2011, 04:18:49 PM
(http://p1-1.xhamster.com/000/007/333/693_1000.jpg)

"Art"  ::)
Title: Re: the irony of metrosexuality
Post by: bradistani on September 12, 2011, 04:25:04 PM
....the ultimate irony of me "butching up" my look is that women are more attracted to me now more than when I was going through my "Ziggy Stardust" phase



so, learn from me my NoNamiacs- grow that 5 o'clock shadow, shave that head......don't lose the tan or get fat though.....follow the "metro-hetero" principles and broads will dig you



also, start driving a jeep and tell girls that you own your own business (which I do actually)

where's the irony in that  ???