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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Siimply on September 25, 2011, 11:14:54 AM
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If so, what's the diff between the average girl ?
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If so, what's the diff between the average girl ?
"siimply"..... ::)
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Neck stubble and protein farts.
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I have some videos that would make getbig stand to a crawl ;)
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I don't know what's a fitness chick exactly, you mean one on roids or what ?
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I have some videos that would make getbig stand to a crawl ;)
Prooooooove it!! 8)
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"Neck stubble and protein farts".
Runningmom doesn't count as a fitness chick.
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I was with one on low doses of Androgens.....very sexually agressive which I loved....no penoris to report.....
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I don't know what's a fitness chick exactly, you mean one on roids or what ?
Not only, also girls who play sports at a certain level
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Not only, also girls who play sports at a certain level
Nice thing about them (or worst thing, depending on your own conditioning) is their stamina....
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I've dated a number of them. They have the same few character traits:
Low self esteem
No self confidence
Obsessive compulsive
Passive-agressive
Seeking validation
Smelly pussies
But the sex is great.
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I've dated a number of them. They have the same few character traits:
Low self esteem
No self confidence
Obsessive compulsive
Passive-agressive
Seeking validation
Smelly pussies
But the sex is great.
Sounds like most women minus the great sex part.
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Doggie-styling a fitness chick with a nice ass makes all the craziness worthwhile.
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So far, it makes me want to try them, too bad where I live they're 90% fat chicks (not curvy) who think they are the shit.
Lucky you, guys.
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Sounds like most women minus the great sex part.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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So far, it makes me want to try them, too bad where I live they're 90% fat chicks (not curvy) who think they are the shit.
Lucky you, guys.
I think most places are alike, my friend....
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I've dated a number of them. They have the same few character traits:
Low self esteem
No self confidence
Obsessive compulsive
Passive-agressive
Seeking validation
Smelly pussies
But the sex is great.
Seriously man you've summed it up, except the smelly pussy bit, but everything else is spot on. Sex was crazy good every single time
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Once. Though she had a great body, she was like a doll in bed :-\
edit: I hope no one noticed my typo ;)
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Seriously man you've summed it up, except the smelly pussy bit, but everything else is spot on. Sex was crazy good every single time
Also agreed.
Btw
Whats up with the matter? PM me.
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shit,
thought someone wants to fuck bob
:D :-X
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My ex had the best non-drugged body on a girl I have ever seen. I trained her for her debut powerlifting and bodybuilding competitions and she won them both. Too bad she turned out to be a complete retard psycho. The sex was meh, too. These chicks are usually saddled with endless "issues".
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My ex had the best non-drugged body on a girl I have ever seen. I trained her for her debut powerlifting and bodybuilding competitions and she won them both. Too bad she turned out to be a complete retard psycho. The sex was meh, too. These chicks are usually saddled with endless "issues".
There was no "turned out", she always was---you just ignored it...
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There was no "turned out", she always was---you just ignored it...
You're likely correct.
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You're likely correct.
Like Luther's song, we are stuck in the Glow of Love, until we realize that glow is coming from a glow-Worm.
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Like Luther's song, we are stuck in the Glow of Love, until we realize that glow is coming from a glow-Worm.
;D
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Once. Though she had a great body, she was like a doll in bed :-\
edit: I hope no one noticed my typo ;)
Can't see your avatar anymore, eikel..... ;D
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Sounds like most women minus the great sex part.
LOL!
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Sex with fitness chicks is usually good... However, I'll take a sane, down to earth, non-whore, jewish girl, with a high sex drive who treats you well over a fitness chick any day of the week... never take fitness chicks seriously...
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Can't see your avatar anymore, eikel..... ;D
You can't ???
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then get some glasses, sinaasappelbatser ;D
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I also dated a Bud Girl and, let me tell you, that chick was BONKERS. Not entirely her fault. She had been abused as a young girl.
Men who abuse young girls need to be shot, dead.
Anyway, yes, this girl was so high maintenance it was rididulous. Such a pain in my ass. After seeing the girl nude a few times and giving it to her, it got old, fast.
But she is married now and I wish her the best.
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I also dated a Bud Girl and, let me tell you, that chick was BONKERS. Not entirely her fault. She had been abused as a young girl.
Men who abuse young girls need to be shot, dead.
Anyway, yes, this girl was so high maintenance it was rididulous. Such a pain in my ass. After seeing the girl nude a few times and giving it to her, it got old, fast.
But she is married now and I wish her the best.
Divorce...screw around, then therapy....
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Divorce...screw around, then therapy....
Likely
She was the only girl I ever had who had a real blonde bush, too. Pretty neato. :D
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Fortress, you seem to have come through a lot of experiences... but you don't regret them do you ? ; )
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Fortress, you seem to have come through a lot of experiences... but you don't regret them do you ? ; )
Yeah, I have been around. I wouldn't say I regret anything. My life experiences have sculpted me to become the man I now am (and I like to imagine I am an OK fella, mostly), but there is no question I have been scarred, as well. Everyone is scarred by something, right? I just happen to have endured a lot that has given me a lot of scars.
It's made me weary and untrusting on one hand, but on the other, extremely tolerant and senistive to others' sufferings, etc.
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Unrelated: Fortress, I read somewhere you squat 500 for 10. What's your max? :o
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you ever had a friend do 160-165lb natural show of fitness like the male physiqe? 5'10 5'11...
could you imagine yourself fucking him? this is pretty much fitness girl ,,
they never have tits,, unless bought ,, they always always have fake nails ...you know the drill ...2 inch square tip french manicure always shinwy finish always fake,, they always have tann,, they always have low low self esteem ,, and they always ALWAYS feel big,, what do i mean by big? almost like they were meant to be chubb chubbs or chunks chunks but due to drugs and working out...they remain in the 130lb zone,,
its not as good as you think,, much better to fuck regular girl out there,, much more feminine,, trust me on that...when they make up come off,, actualyu even with make up! regular girl is MUCH better fuck and ofcourse relashionship is a no no with fitness girls,,
gh15 approved
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Likely
She was the only girl I ever had who had a real blonde bush, too. Pretty neato. :D
Yeas, very neato...
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you ever had a friend do 160-165lb natural show of fitness like the male physiqe? 5'10 5'11...
could you imagine yourself fucking him? this is pretty much fitness girl ,,
they never have tits,, unless bought ,, they always always have fake nails ...you know the drill ...2 inch square tip french manicure always shinwy finish always fake,, they always have tann,, they always have low low self esteem ,, and they always ALWAYS feel big,, what do i mean by big? almost like they were meant to be chubb chubbs or chunks chunks but due to drugs and working out...they remain in the 130lb zone,,
its not as good as you think,, much better to fuck regular girl out there,, much more feminine,, trust me on that...when they make up come off,, actualyu even with make up! regular girl is MUCH better fuck and ofcourse relashionship is a no no with fitness girls,,
gh15 approved
hi gh15 i actually made a thread asking you for stories about sex with fitness and bodybuild women a few days ago but it got deleted for some obscure reason
what about the clitoris enlargement? is it weird sliding your dick in a pussy that has a small dick attached to it (no homo)?
do they have hemmeroids from all the heavy squat and deadlifts? must be ugly to look at with doggy styles
but i guess they must be good at cowgirl with their squat technique
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you ever had a friend do 160-165lb natural show of fitness like the male physiqe? 5'10 5'11...
could you imagine yourself fucking him? this is pretty much fitness girl ,,
they never have tits,, unless bought ,, they always always have fake nails ...you know the drill ...2 inch square tip french manicure always shinwy finish always fake,, they always have tann,, they always have low low self esteem ,, and they always ALWAYS feel big,, what do i mean by big? almost like they were meant to be chubb chubbs or chunks chunks but due to drugs and working out...they remain in the 130lb zone,,
its not as good as you think,, much better to fuck regular girl out there,, much more feminine,, trust me on that...when they make up come off,, actualyu even with make up! regular girl is MUCH better fuck and ofcourse relashionship is a no no with fitness girls,,
gh15 approved
It's true that they're 100% fake, call me weird but that's the reason I want to fuck them hard because they tend to be so much into them, so much superficial / brainless that in return I want to give them a rough treatment in the bedroom so they know they're not so special.
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Unrelated: Fortress, I read somewhere you squat 500 for 10. What's your max? :o
I hit a pretty good 705 in the gym about six months ago (a little high, though) and a DEEP 660 in competition. Next year I will officially go over seven. In my meet in a month I am just going for a tight 650 seeing as how I haven't competed for several years. I am good for more, but I just wanna qualify for nationals.
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hi gh15 i actually made a thread asking you for stories about sex with fitness and bodybuild women a few days ago but it got deleted for some obscure reason
what about the clitoris enlargement? is it weird sliding your dick in a pussy that has a small dick attached to it (no homo)?
do they have hemmeroids from all the heavy squat and deadlifts? must be ugly to look at with doggy styles
but i guess they must be good at cowgirl with their squat technique
sounds like you would be up for a shemale..
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I've dated a number of them. They have the same few character traits:
Low self esteem
No self confidence
Obsessive compulsive
Passive-agressive
Seeking validation
Smelly pussies
But the sex is great.
I could live with everything bar the smelly pussy - cant stand vaginas with a serious PH imbalance giving them that rancid fishy smell :-X
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man, i wanna gorge and choke on her succulent pussy :P
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I fucked a raiders cheerleader, does that count?
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man, i wanna gorge and choke on her succulent pussy :P
her shoulder to waist ratio is appalling, thus I would pass.
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hard-drive worthy gif right there
looks like mya with short hair.
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;D ;D ;D
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:o :o
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you ever had a friend do 160-165lb natural show of fitness like the male physiqe? 5'10 5'11...
could you imagine yourself fucking him? this is pretty much
its not as good as you think,, much better to fuck regular girl out there,, much more feminine,, trust me on that...when they make up come off,, actualyu even with make up! regular girl is MUCH better fuck and ofcourse relashionship is a no no with fitness girls,,
gh15 approved
The part about the relationship being impossible is correct, was seeing one in the last, two of us were nuts and a relationship needs at least one normal person. When the relationship was good it was the best but when it was bad (5days a wk) it was impossible. We were crazy about eachother but were way too similar personality wise
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Neck stubble and protein farts.
you just gave me tingles brah
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you ever had a friend do 160-165lb natural show of fitness like the male physiqe? 5'10 5'11...
could you imagine yourself fucking him? this is pretty much fitness girl ,,
they never have tits,, unless bought ,, they always always have fake nails ...you know the drill ...2 inch square tip french manicure always shinwy finish always fake,, they always have tann,, they always have low low self esteem ,, and they always ALWAYS feel big,, what do i mean by big? almost like they were meant to be chubb chubbs or chunks chunks but due to drugs and working out...they remain in the 130lb zone,,
its not as good as you think,, much better to fuck regular girl out there,, much more feminine,, trust me on that...when they make up come off,, actualyu even with make up! regular girl is MUCH better fuck and ofcourse relashionship is a no no with fitness girls,,
gh15 approved
So u r saying not as good as fucking a 250 lb pro?
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I didn't even manage to get past our first date to get her in bed. Great looking girl, but holy God...our whole dinner conversation was
"Do you think my new extensions would have been better if they were dark? I think the blonde makes my face look too round"
"What do you think about this colour for my nails?"
"Hang on - I just need to take this call..."
"Cool - sorry. I have like, sooooo many people trying to contact me all the time. Oh - hang on - I just need to text someone"
"How many calories does that have?
"Oh - sorry - this call is really important..."
"I don't know if I should have the regular portion or the smaller portion. Fish makes me bloat"
(to the waiter) - "Can you tell the chef to cook it without any fat at all please. That's right - absolutely NO FAT."
"I'm just going to text...." (at which point I told her to turn the fucking phone off)
"Oh my God, I can't believe you just told me to turn my phone off. How disrespectful! Do you have any idea how many people try and contact me?"
(pouts - silence thank God)
dinner comes - she tries her fish
"Uurrgh - this doesn't taste like anything at all! I can't eat this."
Me - "You asked them to cook the thing without any fat! What did you think it was going to taste like?"
and and and - one of the longest fucking evenings of my entire life.
I'm convinced she would have kept talking had we made it to the bedroom ..."do you think my pussy looks fat?....."
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Dated a Miss galaxy competitor.....holy fuck, you guys think i have a big ego.......I was Gandhi compared to this chick.
The day I left her i wake up and she's staring in the mirror at herself...like not trying to hide it or anything, and she says..."you know...you are so lucky, I really am perfect".
"yeah...that's great and all.....but we need to talk" ;D
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I have couple approach me in the gym daily and i avoid them like tha plague...
their breath smells like boiled broccoli...shitty.
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Galain and Groink you made me smile with your stories haha
Meso_Z even for ONS (one night stands) you reject them ? They must have a really bad breath ;D
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Dated a Miss galaxy competitor.....holy fuck, you guys think i have a big ego.......I was Gandhi compared to this chick.
The day I left her i wake up and she's staring in the mirror at herself...like not trying to hide it or anything, and she says..."you know...you are so lucky, I really am perfect".
"yeah...that's great and all.....but we need to talk" ;D
LOL good shit
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:o :o
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best gif ever
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I only fucked one in my life. Was a one night stand, and I did her 4 times (blew in her the 4th time). She was unbelievable physically, and sexually. I have not done one since then though.
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I've had sex with one female bodybuilder and.....it's not even funny how insecure those bitches are
all the fitness chicks won't bang me because I don't have any drug hook ups....btw, that's not a joke...that's the truth
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all the fitness chicks won't bang me because I don't have any drug hook ups....btw, that's not a joke...that's the truth
Can you lie and tell them you can so you can get nude pics of them for us :D
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I've had sex with one female bodybuilder and.....it's not even funny how insecure those bitches are
all the fitness chicks won't bang me because I don't have any drug hook ups....btw, that's not a joke...that's the truth
What drugs? Coke? Or anabolics?
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Can you lie and tell them you can so you can get nude pics of them for us :D
Note to self: start lying to women more than usual
What drugs? Coke? Or anabolics?
Painkillers for some strange reason
it's like, I've seen the way you workout honey and I don't see anything that warrants enough Vicadin to make Bob Sapp OD
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....oh yeah and they want coke as well but it's like they can get that from anyone
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i'd pay good money to pound ms. dettwiller
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Instructive anecdotes in this tread ;D
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....oh yeah and they want coke as well but it's like they can get that from anyone
Filthy whores just want it for free. They will put out for it though.
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Eerily similar date.
We went out for sushi, to one of the nicest places on the East Coast. I know the owner well, and he says hello to me in Japanese.
We sit down, and I order a pot of green tea. She asks me if there is any sugar in the tea, to which I reply "No, it's hot green tea." She then asks the waitress who is full blown Japanese, and barely speaks English, but knows enough English to know what you mean when you say "hand roll". She then speaks louder to the waitress to make sure that there is no sugar in the tea. Yeah, because speaking more loudly will make her understand a language she doesn't speak.
This place is authentic as it gets, and the stupid broad orders brown rice (which they don't have). She then orders sashimi intead of sushi, because white rice is "bad for you". She didn't stop talking at all throughout the entire meal.
Get this, she told me she did 2 hours of cardio every day. She was so fucking annoying that the table next to us started staring at us.
Actually answered her phone when her best friend called, to tell her what an awesome time she was having.
I asked her if we were on the same date when she hung up.
She kept calling me "baby", like a fucking stripper.
Finally, out of desperation, I bring up sex, and start to speak in the most vile manner I know. This is when things got better, much better, because she revealed what an americano whore she was.
She tells me how her ex boyfriend used to work out and look hot, but that he didn't have her sex drive because he stopped working out and smoked weed all the time.
"So, you like sex?"
Her: "Hell yes. I LOOOVE sex. I hate foreplay though. I just like to get fucked, I don't want a man going down on me."
"We are a match made in heaven. What are you thoughts on anal?"
Her: "You are going to have to get me really drunk for that."
Me: "I've got a second bottle of wine right here."
She should have just screamed her own name. I saw her at the gym from time to time after that, and she would talk a lot of shit on me, and tell girls not to talk to me, because I just use girls.
This got back to me, and I told her that I only use girls like her, that cannot under any circumstances be taken seriously.
Like JNN said though, I found out this girl loved her some painkillers, booze and coke.
She was using clenbuterol at the time, and told me she didn't realize that it wasn't over the counter.
HAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAAHAHAAHA HAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa
GREAT story.....that had me laughing, and it rang SO true ;D :D
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I've had sex with one female bodybuilder and.....it's not even funny how insecure those bitches are
all the fitness chicks won't bang me because I don't have any drug hook ups....btw, that's not a joke...that's the truth
SO TRUE... Here's a story:
I met a bikini competitor while working at an expo once... we exchanged #'s because she wanted to get involved in working in the industry and I was being polite. We never spoke and 2 months later she hits me up out of the blue! I live in NY and she lives in PA. After some BS text conversation for a cpl days, she messages me a cell phone video of her dildo'ing herself and asks me what I think about it lol. 1 week later she comes to NY because her mothers sister was having a party or something. She decides to take a day away from this family function only to hop on a train for 2 hours and come see me. After meeting her at the train station and heading back to my apt, I go to the bathroom. when I walk out of the bathroom she is laying on my bed in black underwear. We proceed to fuck for basically the enitre day only taking breaks to eat and for a cpl hours to go to the gym. She leaves that night and I have still never seen her in person again. However, her first question via text after she left that night was "Do you have any connections for Anavar?" I laughed and told her no... she then asks "Are you friends with any photographers in NY who would do a free shoot for me?" I again laugh and say no... Yes, that was basically the last time I ever heard from her hahahaha.
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:o :o
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she wants the cock :o
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she wants the cock :o
her ass is screaming for it
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SO TRUE... Here's a story:
I met a bikini competitor while working at an expo once... we exchanged #'s because she wanted to get involved in working in the industry and I was being polite. We never spoke and 2 months later she hits me up out of the blue! I live in NY and she lives in PA. After some BS text conversation for a cpl days, she messages me a cell phone video of her dildo'ing herself and asks me what I think about it lol. 1 week later she comes to NY because her mothers sister was having a party or something. She decides to take a day away from this family function only to hop on a train for 2 hours and come see me. After meeting her at the train station and heading back to my apt, I go to the bathroom. when I walk out of the bathroom she is laying on my bed in black underwear. We proceed to fuck for basically the enitre day only taking breaks to eat and for a cpl hours to go to the gym. She leaves that night and I have still never seen her in person again. However, her first question via text after she left that night was "Do you have any connections for Anavar?" I laughed and told her no... she then asks "Are you friends with any photographers in NY who would do a free shoot for me?" I again laugh and say no... Yes, that was basically the last time I ever heard from her hahahaha.
lol, i got hard reading that... :-[
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Lot of great stories in this thread lol.
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Dated a Miss galaxy competitor.....holy fuck, you guys think i have a big ego.......I was Gandhi compared to this chick.
The day I left her i wake up and she's staring in the mirror at herself...like not trying to hide it or anything, and she says..."you know...you are so lucky, I really am perfect".
"yeah...that's great and all.....but we need to talk" ;D
Just because I watched Seinfeld this morning.
Did you give her the "It's not you, it's me routine" a la George:
or did you tell her the truth?
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i dated a girl who was in playboy for a summer 2 years ago. one of the most down to earth and most fun, easygoing, low maintenance chicks i have ever met.
guess for every 5 horror stories theres bound to be a good one.
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I dated a fitness chick that used to videotape herself masturbating in front of a mirrot and then watch it by herself later.
I suppose there is a certain Getbig irony to masturbating to a video of you masturbating while you're watching yourself masturbating.
Hmmm...
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I dated a fitness chick that used to videotape herself masturbating in front of a mirrot and then watch it by herself later.
You often have dreams like that ?
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I dated a fitness chick that used to videotape herself masturbating in front of a mirrot and then watch it by herself later.
I suppose there is a certain Getbig irony to masturbating to a video of you masturbating while you're watching yourself masturbating.
Hmmm...
If you have copies you should post them here.
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Groink, it was ridiculous. I later dated a beautiful college educated girl who was allegedly modeling in Manhattan, and auditioning for acting, while working in an off Broadway production. I met her while I was out having a few drinks with a friend in NYC, and she approached my friend and asked about me. I did not think she was tall enough to model, but she had a face and eyes that could launch ships. I get poetic when I'm somewhat inebriated, and I told her exactly what I just said.
She seemed bright enough, and was very anxious to see me, even going so far as to take the train in to Philly to see me, and take it back the same night, as Philly was a bit of a drive for me at the time, so she couldn't stay with me. Great first date, and picking her up at the train station was like a scene out of a movie. She is dressed to the nines when I pick her up and dudes are just hawking this stunner in the blue dress. Looking back, I should have paid closer attention at dinner, because she drank like a fish, merely moved the food around her plate, and smoked a few cigarettes (the only reason she didn't smoke more was because I told her how much I hated them, and that my grandfather used to have a saying in Italian that essentially translated to "only whores smoke cigarettes"--how right he was).
A let a few weeks go by, and a lot of intelligent conversation on the phone, I come up to see her in Manhattan, and I stay at the Parker Meridian (best brunch and burger in the city--I didn't really like the burger, but the brunch is insane, and even their French bistro "Seppi's" is top notch).
We go for a walk in the park after she meets me in the lobby of my hotel, and she says to me: "I want you to know that I'm not an easy girl, and we are not having sex this weekend."
Me: "I didn't ask to have sex with you, and I even got a suite so in case you crash at the hotel, you can have the couch."
"The couch?"
"Uhhh...I didn't pay for a suite for me to sleep on the couch."
Of course, her telling me that we were NOT having sex meant that she was going to jump my bones after dinner while we were drinking some Triolet champagne in my room.
It is NEVER good when you finish having a very good (not great) session, and the girl starts to cry telling you that you think she is a slut, and that she can't believe she let this happen.
Here is where the psycho shit starts to happen. A month later, she fucking MOVES to be closer to me, because I had told her on the phone that the long distance thing wasn't working for me, and because of my busy job, I would not be able to see her more than once a month, once every two weeks at best.
I continue to see her, because she moved to be with her family in a very lucrative business, and she realized that she wasn't going to make it big (seemed sensible, as her family had a huge business, and she seemed to have a good head on her shoulders). I was dead wrong. I used to stay at her condo some weekends, and I start to realize that she is depressed, severely so. Plus, she drinks like a fish all of the time, and compounds her problems. This cycle repeats itself for a while, I try to help her, but she refuses help.
I break up with her, and she acted like a scene from a movie. Throwing dishes, sobbing, and then says: "You made me give up my career to move down here!!! I fucking hate you. You are a control freak!!! You can't manipulate me any more"
I start to laugh, because this girl has gone completely looney tunes on me, and I say: "I never asked you to move here. Shit, I didn't want you to move here."
This was the only girl I ever dated that I grew to despise. She took the fun out of everything being so depressed. Here she was a legitimate 9 on anyone's scale (more like a 10, even to me), would let you do anything you wanted to her, and even that was NO fun.
GH15 is right, stay away from americano whores.
look up borderline personality disorder.
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No one, she was just clinically depressed, thought she could beat it on her own, and had a general practitioner prescribing her drugs (GP's have no business handling cases of depression, and should always refer to a psychiatrist with another referral to a psychologist, but that is another story).
Fast forward a few years, and I run into her, only this time I am married for about one year. She has the nerve to call me late on Christmas Eve (she knew I'd be up going to midnight Mass or at my grandmother's for the seven fishes--I had erased her number, so I had no idea who it was, and let it go to voicemail).
Well, her message was like a roller coaster of how beautiful my wife is, how I am such a great guy, how I deserve the best life has to offer, how she needed to mature, to how she hated me, how I am so manipulative, how she gave up everything for me, to Merry Christmas.
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No, but I DID save on CAR INSURANCE.
Actually yes I have. Now ive been known to blabber big time but this slizut WOULD NOT SHUT UP...even after i told her twice "shut up"
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Try a third time
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YOU FELLAS,,,know how stupid and ridiculous you all sound like ::)
yeah,,,i fucked a fitness,,chick she was,,,uhhh allelengendly ,,,fitness
i fucked them all,,,in the bodybuilding,,cult,,,nothing special
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SilverSpoon, that crying after sex---that was on Archer last week...made me think of that...funny how women cry after they do dumb shit like that, like they were "made" to do it...
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What is "Archer"?
Yes, that should have been a sign to run the fuck the other way. But no, my morals kicked in and I tried to help out a lost soul that actually wanted to stay lost.
Growing up, you figure out that many people don't want help and revel in the fact that they are miserable and alone. But then they complain about how they are miserable and alone, a good guy comes along and treats them right, they treat him like shit, if he's not a simp he leaves her ass, and the cycle continues...
x2 pro post above.
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anyone know who this chick is and where it was taken?
I want to know too!!
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Ask Isaac Hinds supposedly he has fucked A LOT of them. ???
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btw, has anyone mention that fitness chicks are just strippers but with more "legitimacy"
Also, to go back to my point about fitness girls and there willingness to sleep with guys solely for drugs. Just know that whenever you see a fitness girl dating a bodybuilder then that bodybuilder has REALLY GOOD SHIT
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Fitness chicks are Einstein compared to young ,naive ,retarded upcoming models that I fucked in South Beach.
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anyone know who this chick is and where it was taken?
Taken in an Apple store, that's all I know
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What is "Archer"?
Yes, that should have been a sign to run the fuck the other way. But no, my morals kicked in and I tried to help out a lost soul that actually wanted to stay lost.
Growing up, you figure out that many people don't want help and revel in the fact that they are miserable and alone. But then they complain about how they are miserable and alone, a good guy comes along and treats them right, they treat him like shit, if he's not a simp he leaves her ass, and the cycle continues...
Archer is a cartoon on FX, funny as shit, dude screws a chick (a receptionist at his Spy Agency), and she says he turns women into whores...
You can find the first two seasons on Amazon or you can watch them for free other places...
I have been in that in that lost woman scenario---when I should have been with another chick, and that was the effing kicker! When you miss something good, because you spent your time with the wrong one...
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Taken in an Apple store, that's all I know
You just gotta love the ol' Getbig detectives!!
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She was using clenbuterol at the time, and told me she didn't realize that it wasn't over the counter.
LOL!
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You just gotta love the ol' Getbig detectives!!
8)
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Taken in an Apple store, that's all I know
Bunch of stone cold virgins in that video. I would be hunched over that bitch showing her how to use a mouse.
Have to say though. Her tall friend is better.
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Taken in an Apple store, that's all I know
"Breath, stretch, pose, let it go."
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Parker, I was at the lowest point of my life. I had broken up with a chick I was head over heels for, because her parents hated us together, and she had no backbone. I figured I would rather have the pain of a couple months, than the pain of 35 years (about how long they had left to live).
So, I was between two beautiful americano whores. Terrible people, the both of them. One was because of the abuse she dished out on herself. The other due to being sexually abused as a child. The second one was like Marilyn Monroe hot, but again, refused to acknowledge the elephant in the room, and would not get the necessary help. Allegedly, I was the only non-family member she told this to, but when I recommended she deal with the issue, I was an asshole that was trying to be her Dad. I only proved her right about all men being assholes when I broke it off.
IN essence, I did a lot of growing up between summer of '03 to winter of '05. 3 crazy relationships with a couple side dishes thrown in to give my life a healthy dose of fun. Granted, it was empty fun, but fun nonetheless.
You're prolly not the only non member that she told that to...You'd be surprised at how many them "freaky" chicks have been abused...by fathers, brothers, uncles...And then there the stepfathers...Imagine if you are a mother and come home to find your husband with your daughter's legs on his shoulders?
that Apple store girl looks to be about 14-15...
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that Apple store girl looks to be about 14-15...
Religions of peace
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Did you ever fuck a fitness chick?
Does fucking the GAY guy who does the makeup for the fitness chicks prior to them stepping on stage count?
I mean, for all intensive purposes, he does look more feminine than they do and has a smaller clitoris than they do as well..
"1"
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Try a third time
Nice!
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i'd pay good money to pound ms. dettwiller
(http://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt330/image3320/Melissa_Dettwiller_.jpg)
(http://galleries.denisemasinovip.com/dm/galleries/tgp/august/05/07/images/11.jpg)
I think she could penetrate you with that 4" penoris
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Parker, I'm not a simp. I didn't believe that I was the only non-family member she told that to (at first), but her sister confirmed it, as her sister had her shit together (physician's assistant) and couldn't believe that she had told me in such a short period of time.
Allegedly, I was also the first guy that didn't try to hit it on the first couple of dates, and that made an impression on her. But, her projections became reality, as she was not ready to tackle the issue that will hold her back the rest of her life, unless she addresses it head on. So, her abuser still had control over her, 10 years after the physical/sexual abuse stopped.
You've never come across as one ;)
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Eerily similar date.
We went out for sushi, to one of the nicest places on the East Coast. I know the owner well, and he says hello to me in Japanese.
We sit down, and I order a pot of green tea. She asks me if there is any sugar in the tea, to which I reply "No, it's hot green tea." She then asks the waitress who is full blown Japanese, and barely speaks English, but knows enough English to know what you mean when you say "hand roll". She then speaks louder to the waitress to make sure that there is no sugar in the tea. Yeah, because speaking more loudly will make her understand a language she doesn't speak.
This place is authentic as it gets, and the stupid broad orders brown rice (which they don't have). She then orders sashimi intead of sushi, because white rice is "bad for you". She didn't stop talking at all throughout the entire meal.
Get this, she told me she did 2 hours of cardio every day. She was so fucking annoying that the table next to us started staring at us.
Actually answered her phone when her best friend called, to tell her what an awesome time she was having.
I asked her if we were on the same date when she hung up.
She kept calling me "baby", like a fucking stripper.
Finally, out of desperation, I bring up sex, and start to speak in the most vile manner I know. This is when things got better, much better, because she revealed what an americano whore she was.
She tells me how her ex boyfriend used to work out and look hot, but that he didn't have her sex drive because he stopped working out and smoked weed all the time.
"So, you like sex?"
Her: "Hell yes. I LOOOVE sex. I hate foreplay though. I just like to get fucked, I don't want a man going down on me."
"We are a match made in heaven. What are you thoughts on anal?"
Her: "You are going to have to get me really drunk for that."
Me: "I've got a second bottle of wine right here."
She should have just screamed her own name. I saw her at the gym from time to time after that, and she would talk a lot of shit on me, and tell girls not to talk to me, because I just use girls.
This got back to me, and I told her that I only use girls like her, that cannot under any circumstances be taken seriously.
Like JNN said though, I found out this girl loved her some painkillers, booze and coke.
She was using clenbuterol at the time, and told me she didn't realize that it wasn't over the counter.
to bad a poof like you took her out, I would of been happy to date her.
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For the gents asking if I have the vids a while back...I don't, never got to see them, but a mutual friend (female) did. But I still might have the emails somewhere on an old laptop where she, her older sister and her mother were trying to convince me her behavior was normal.
I'm out of town - will look when I get back.
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Taken in an Apple store, that's all I know
sluuuuuuuuuuuuuurp
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All of silverspoons experiences remind me of my time with the one I was seeing, she was suffering from depression too and primobolin wasn't helping matters. We could go from one second cuddling up on the sofa to breaking up one minute later. The constantly feeling low she had and needing a pep talk on her self confidence eventually got the better of my wanting to help her get through it. 20% of the relationship was the best times of my life, 80% was like going out with an emotional skeleton.
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These women all have stripper mind set + stripper morals (none)
The constant self involved nasal sounding yapping is a BEAT DOWN!!!!
Its a bird like squawk of low self esteem.
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Damn where's the Gardisil when you need it! LMAO!
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i'd pay good money to pound ms. dettwiller
(http://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt330/image3320/Melissa_Dettwiller_.jpg)
Fuck yeah - Mel offseason is fuckin hot - Id drink her piss :P :D
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Fuck yeah - Mel offseason is fuckin hot - Id drink her piss :P :D
Free hormones ;D
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Eerily similar date.
We went out for sushi, to one of the nicest places on the East Coast. I know the owner well, and he says hello to me in Japanese.
We sit down, and I order a pot of green tea. She asks me if there is any sugar in the tea, to which I reply "No, it's hot green tea." She then asks the waitress who is full blown Japanese, and barely speaks English, but knows enough English to know what you mean when you say "hand roll". She then speaks louder to the waitress to make sure that there is no sugar in the tea. Yeah, because speaking more loudly will make her understand a language she doesn't speak.
This place is authentic as it gets, and the stupid broad orders brown rice (which they don't have). She then orders sashimi intead of sushi, because white rice is "bad for you". She didn't stop talking at all throughout the entire meal.
Get this, she told me she did 2 hours of cardio every day. She was so fucking annoying that the table next to us started staring at us.
Actually answered her phone when her best friend called, to tell her what an awesome time she was having.
I asked her if we were on the same date when she hung up.
She kept calling me "baby", like a fucking stripper.
Finally, out of desperation, I bring up sex, and start to speak in the most vile manner I know. This is when things got better, much better, because she revealed what an americano whore she was.
She tells me how her ex boyfriend used to work out and look hot, but that he didn't have her sex drive because he stopped working out and smoked weed all the time.
"So, you like sex?"
Her: "Hell yes. I LOOOVE sex. I hate foreplay though. I just like to get fucked, I don't want a man going down on me."
"We are a match made in heaven. What are you thoughts on anal?"
Her: "You are going to have to get me really drunk for that."
Me: "I've got a second bottle of wine right here."
She should have just screamed her own name. I saw her at the gym from time to time after that, and she would talk a lot of shit on me, and tell girls not to talk to me, because I just use girls.
This got back to me, and I told her that I only use girls like her, that cannot under any circumstances be taken seriously.
Like JNN said though, I found out this girl loved her some painkillers, booze and coke.
She was using clenbuterol at the time, and told me she didn't realize that it wasn't over the counter.
Mate - I didn't even get around to talking about sex. In fact, i hardly got around to talking at all. My first and last encounter with a fitness chick. However, after she told her friends I didn't take her home and plough her, my stock seemed to shoot through the ceiling at the gym and one of her friends cornered me one day and started showing me her 'modelling' shots - all nude. Nice!
I wound up marrying a German ex gymnast. Nothing to complain about at all (except that I'm now living in the Black Forest).
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_eluKQ38bFM/Tn5idGHzsJI/AAAAAAAAl18/4VhadBvAw7U/s1600/b1.jpg)
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:o :o
(http://www.allstoneallthetime.com/forum/files/b5137c0ce6635f6a07905f213148ae09_full_168.jpg)
This was posted months ago too...
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i dated an utah state lady addie point guard. does that count?
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This was posted months ago too...
This is an evergreen gif
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(http://humor.nl/kakhiel/humor.nl-kakhiel-1183.jpg)
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(http://humor.nl/kakhiel/humor.nl-kakhiel-1183.jpg)
Dutchguy a.k.a. Doctor Orange, just another working day of the week...
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(http://humor.nl/kakhiel/humor.nl-kakhiel-1141.jpg)
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Dated a Miss galaxy competitor.....holy fuck, you guys think i have a big ego.......I was Gandhi compared to this chick.
The day I left her i wake up and she's staring in the mirror at herself...like not trying to hide it or anything, and she says..."you know...you are so lucky, I really am perfect".
"yeah...that's great and all.....but we need to talk" ;D
Then what happened? Cause right now face through mirror sounds like a great option.
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i'd pay good money to pound ms. dettwiller
(http://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt330/image3320/Melissa_Dettwiller_.jpg)
(http://galleries.denisemasinovip.com/dm/galleries/tgp/august/05/07/images/11.jpg)
what the heck is that bulge in her panties in that first pic? That's nasty!
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what the heck is that bulge in her panties in that first pic? That's nasty!
its her huge, suckable clit :P