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Title: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: IB_Liften on January 01, 2012, 11:53:00 AM
Hi guys I am over weight and need help losing fat.   I weigh about 290lbs and my body fat is around 20 percent.   I am over 6 feet tall.   I know you guys are gonna make fun, However could really use some serious info.  thank you so much happy new year.
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on January 01, 2012, 11:54:25 AM
Your lack of willpower sickens me.
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: Dorian01 on January 01, 2012, 11:55:55 AM
You're not over 6 feet, fatalex.
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 01, 2012, 11:56:51 AM
Learn how to search & read, you might learn something (hope you can read this)
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: Swlabr on January 01, 2012, 11:57:45 AM
Kill yourself.
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: chess315 on January 01, 2012, 12:03:20 PM
we dont like fat people I hope you die
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: Boost on January 01, 2012, 12:03:34 PM
Don't look at your Fat loss journey as an "all or nothing" endeavor.

Starving yourself all day, watching motivational youtube clips, "Rocky" soundtrack on the Ipod.......

only to lose it all as the sun sets, a willpower meltdown followed by a vampirc midnight feast of delicious junk food.  

Slow and steady progress. Portion Control. Think long term. In six months you'll be living in a different body.  

Goodnight and Good Luck
 ;)
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: tommywishbone on January 01, 2012, 12:03:48 PM
Happy New Year fat ass.
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: berblexer on January 01, 2012, 12:07:06 PM
How retarded you have to be to ask this?

STOP EATING LIKE A PIG

thank me later.
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: Voland on January 01, 2012, 12:20:52 PM
Megadoses of GH and trenbalonie is your answer.
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: dj181 on January 01, 2012, 12:29:17 PM
Wanna you lose 20 pounds of ugly fat? Cut your head off
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: hrspwr on January 01, 2012, 12:33:14 PM
You could get hooked on meth for 6 months, it works wonders - epic leans.
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: IB_Liften on January 01, 2012, 12:34:48 PM
i bet its shorter than 6 feet and more like 30percent bf.

get on hormones and eat less.

whatever you do for diet, do not use the adonis advice.
Is that you in your avatar   you look amazing.  good work
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: IB_Liften on January 01, 2012, 12:35:34 PM
Don't look at your Fat loss journey as an "all or nothing" endeavor.

Starving yourself all day, watching motivational youtube clips, "Rocky" soundtrack on the Ipod.......

only to lose it all as the sun sets, a willpower meltdown followed by a vampirc midnight feast of delicious junk food.  

Slow and steady progress. Portion Control. Think long term. In six months you'll be living in a different body.  

Goodnight and Good Luck
 ;)
thank you for the motivation
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: mass243 on January 01, 2012, 12:36:01 PM


Nuthin' right in fat
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: Quickerblade on January 01, 2012, 12:37:25 PM
Kill yourself.

X2
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: IB_Liften on January 01, 2012, 12:40:10 PM
How retarded you have to be to ask this?

STOP EATING LIKE A PIG

thank me later.
I have never really over eaten I eat a english muffin and some fruit for breakfast with a tea,  lunch is usually fruit and dinner is usually very sensible I really do not eat very much at all.     I use to lift a lot when I was younger.  Now I just want to get cut and lean.       
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: devilsmile on January 01, 2012, 12:40:38 PM
i bet its shorter than 6 feet and more like 30percent bf.

get on hormones and eat less.

whatever you do for diet, do not use the adonis advice.

yeah get on hormones  ::) ... fucking stupid!

(http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/lol_wut1.jpg)
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: MikMaq on January 01, 2012, 12:41:33 PM
Hi guys I am over weight and need help losing fat.   I weigh about 290lbs and my body fat is around 20 percent.   I am over 6 feet tall.   I know you guys are gonna make fun, However could really use some serious info.  thank you so much happy new year.
You got one thing right  ;)
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: devilsmile on January 01, 2012, 12:47:06 PM
I have never really over eaten I eat a english muffin and some fruit for breakfast with a tea,  lunch is usually fruit and dinner is usually very sensible I really do not eat very much at all.     I use to lift a lot when I was younger.  Now I just want to get cut and lean.       

hard to believe , you sound like a bullshitter.

Why do all you fat asses allways say how you "used to lift and do sports.." apply that knowledge and spirit to your present physical condition, eh?

I mean why are you even asking?! just low carbs, 150g for you a day. low/medium 1500kcal for you a day and 150g-200g of protein a day. Cardio one hour a day, 4 days a week. Swimming and or walking fast. When you drop to 230lbs you can start jogging in addition to swimming.

Basic = best , especially when you only want to get lean.
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: Boost on January 01, 2012, 12:47:32 PM
thank you for the motivation
No problem, you know I think you're a really special person. I feel we have a connection and would love to share a large dinner. I just had a day dream about you. Can you relate?

I direct your hand to the bulge in my jeans. you rub me eagerly and proceed to unbutton my pants. you hug me hard, this makes me feel so secure, so cared for, so loved. Knowing what we both want I look into your eyes and kiss you, I help as you straddle me, your thighs are now engulfing my body, your large pendulous manboobs in my face, your huge sagging belly is pressed hard against mine. I tell you how I love the feel of your weight against me. I lift your satin gown past your wide hips. I lose my hand in the moist flesh between your legs as you writhe with pleasure, you're kissing my neck and whispering how fat you have have become since taking your first bite of my home cooked dinner. It's turning me on to have a man of your abundant proportions atop me.
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: dj181 on January 01, 2012, 12:55:51 PM
yeah get on hormones  ::) ... fucking stupid!

(http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/lol_wut1.jpg)

I'm curious dude, do you train hard? I've got a feeling that you do, especially when you train your wheels. Am I right?
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: IB_Liften on January 01, 2012, 01:11:08 PM
yes thats me, look like that year round.all drugs 8)
very nice. 
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: devilsmile on January 01, 2012, 01:19:18 PM
he asked for tips.

i told him how he will achieve his goal the quickest and effective way.

you think the guy hasnt tried to diet down naturally in a way or another?

its not bad to diet to single digits on low dosage of hormones and then go off and more or less keep eating clean.

cretin

YES I think he hasn't tried to diet  ::)

He's just like all the rest who should be put against a wall and get shot. He's just looking for hugs and answers like; "The only way is the easy way and that's drugs". fat pieces of shit never want to hear; "train, eat less, do cardio"... noooo no no they want to hear like; "train like shit, eat whatever you want moderatly and use drugs"  ::)

Either start dieting and doing cardio or don't do it at all. He will just collapse mentally. Are you even reading what he types  ::) , he used to do sports, used to be in deceant condition... he doesn't want to do that anymore because he is lazy and dead inside.

I can't believe you're encouraging him with this.
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: dj181 on January 01, 2012, 01:30:46 PM
If you want to look good then training is the key, HARD TRAINING, but if you just want to lose weight and look a little bit better, then you can stick with "diet"

In my experience, hard training is key (of course I'm talking about natural trainers)
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: howardroark on January 01, 2012, 01:32:53 PM
Consume less calories than you burn.
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: IB_Liften on January 01, 2012, 01:42:50 PM
YES I think he hasn't tried to diet  ::)

He's just like all the rest who should be put against a wall and get shot. He's just looking for hugs and answers like; "The only way is the easy way and that's drugs". fat pieces of shit never want to hear; "train, eat less, do cardio"... noooo no no they want to hear like; "train like shit, eat whatever you want moderatly and use drugs"  ::)

Either start dieting and doing cardio or don't do it at all. He will just collapse mentally. Are you even reading what he types  ::) , he used to do sports, used to be in deceant condition... he doesn't want to do that anymore because he is lazy and dead inside.

I can't believe you're encouraging him with this.
If I wanted hugs and kisses I would have called your mother,  I asked for advice so either offer it up,  Or fuck off
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 01, 2012, 01:48:27 PM
Consume less calories than you burn.

Nobel prize answer  ::)
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: IB_Liften on January 01, 2012, 02:02:27 PM
ok, lets approach this again.

op, do you want to do this with or without drugs?

this does matter.

but overall, the very simplest way is cut carbs down to 100-150g a day, every day, no cheat days.

some 200grams protein and little fat.

and work out hard, dont do higher reps bc youre on diet, train as heavy as possible with good form.

if you want ill help you with this, just pm me, no problem
Thank you I will.   Im open to taking some test and d bol after my shoulder heals a bit more.       I dont have contacts for anything else .
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: devilsmile on January 01, 2012, 02:10:24 PM
have sex? Viagra, only way

training, dieting to get lean? HGH, only way

Party, having fun? Weed and ecstacy, only way

conversation? only when you drink, only way

 ::)

While I agree with you galeniko, but only to a degree. This guy is obese, eats english muffins with his morning tea... ehhh, lol, nuf said
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: devilsmile on January 01, 2012, 02:12:20 PM
If I wanted hugs and kisses I would have called your mother,  I asked for advice so either offer it up,  Or fuck off

you can't see your dick, how can you even use it, lard boy.

i did offer, previous page, look it up, you fat piece of shit.

do what you did when you were twice your size... do that, and you will lose weight, but I think you don't want to hear that do ya  ::)

Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: IB_Liften on January 01, 2012, 02:13:43 PM
have sex? Viagra, only way

training, dieting to get lean? HGH, only way

Party, having fun? Weed and ecstacy, only way

conversation? only when you drink, only way

 ::)

While I agree with you galeniko, but only to a degree. This guy is obese, eats english muffins with his morning tea... ehhh, lol, nuf said
The point is I dont eat much at all.  less than 1500 cal a day. 
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: devilsmile on January 01, 2012, 02:14:55 PM
The point is I dont eat much at all.  less than 1500 cal a day. 

how long have you been eating this 1500kcal a day  ::) ?
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: IB_Liften on January 01, 2012, 02:15:31 PM
you can't see your dick, how can you even use it, lard boy.

i did offer, previous page, look it up, you fat piece of shit.

do what you did when you were twice your size... do that, and you will lose weight, but I think you don't want to hear that do ya  ::)


Ive never been twice the size I am now WTF are you talking about.    Are you completely retarded
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: IB_Liften on January 01, 2012, 02:17:57 PM
how long have you been eating this 1500kcal a day  ::) ?
I have been eating this way for months.  I have lost 40 lbs and continue to improve daily.   I just want to be much leaner and healthier
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: devilsmile on January 01, 2012, 02:19:36 PM
I have been eating this way for months.  I have lost 40 lbs and continue to improve daily.   I just want to be much leaner and healthier

ok good, keep doing it then. Add some cardio... 3 days a week is enough, swimming/jogging

not rocket science, you said You've lost 40lbs you definetely do something right, keep doing what you're doing and add little cardio there and you will do even better and feel healthyer.
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: IB_Liften on January 01, 2012, 02:19:46 PM
you know the difference between dieting naturally and on gear?

with gear youl keep all muscle and natural youll lose all. ;D

and on gear you can go and simply do a crash diet if you have the will and have quick results.

 
Please elaborate
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: IB_Liften on January 01, 2012, 02:21:34 PM
ok good, keep doing it then. Add some cardio... 3 days a week is enough, swimming/jogging

not rocket science, you said You've lost 40lbs you definetely do something right, keep doing what you're doing and add little cardio there and you will do even better and feel healthyer.
Thank you.   Should I be taking fat burners or is that shit a waste of money.  Could you all reccomend some good things to eat.  I am getting sick of chicken and fish.    I mostly eat salads and fruits lately   I am attempting the alkaline and acid diet
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 01, 2012, 02:22:46 PM
Please elaborate

C'mon, stop that crap. If you need drugs as a fatty, there's simply something wrong with your will power, well... your lack of will power.
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: IB_Liften on January 01, 2012, 02:26:29 PM
C'mon, stop that crap. If you need drugs as a fatty, there's simply something wrong with your will power, well... your lack of will power.
I didnt say I was taking anything.  I simply asked for more info.   Why shouldn't I educate myself as much as possible so when and if I decide to do it,  I am informed
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: Papper on January 01, 2012, 02:27:07 PM
a cheat day isnt a bad idea, if you can keep it to one a week and be strict every other day. many find it motivational for long term cutting
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: devilsmile on January 01, 2012, 02:28:27 PM
You don't need none of that fatburning stuff, it's all placebo, nothing more. And they won't work anyway unless, you guessed it have your diet in check so it's all money groping and nothing more. You drink coffee, tea? Fatburners are caffeine/taurine/tea products mostly :P

And galeniko is right. If you are at 1500kcal diet and plan on building muscle it's not possible because you're muscles then are in catabolic state. In that state your body will take amino acids from your muscles and you become flat looking and washed out. But you just want to get leaner, so this is easy.

and cheat days is not a rule, don't buy that crap. It's just like saying if you are planning not to have sex for 4 motnhs but you jerk off every now and then it takes away the whole point ;D
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: berblexer on January 01, 2012, 02:29:17 PM
This fucking guy is bullshitting.

He says he is consuming 1500 cals per day.

At 290 pounds he would need at least 2500 cals to mantain his weight, at 1500 that would be impossible.
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: devilsmile on January 01, 2012, 02:31:42 PM
This fucking guy is bullshitting.

He says he is consuming 1500 cals per day.

At 290 pounds he would need at least 2500 cals to mantain his weight, at 1500 that would be impossible.

he claims having dropped 40lbs in few months with this diet... I think he's doing good then, he should keep at it and add some training in the progress. Training training!
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: IB_Liften on January 01, 2012, 02:32:39 PM
You don't need none of that fatburning stuff, it's all placebo, nothing more. And they won't work anyway unless, you guessed it have your diet in check so it's all money groping and nothing more. You drink coffee, tea? Fatburners are caffeine/taurine/tea products mostly :P

And galeniko is right. If you are at 1500kcal diet and plan on building muscle it's not possible because you're muscles then are in catabolic state. In that state your body will take amino acids from your muscles and you become flat looking and washed out. But you just want to get leaner, so this is easy.
Im not exactly a fat ass.  I have 21 inch biceps   I measure 68 inches around the chest   I have a 38 inch waist  34 inch thighs 18 inchs calves and forearms      Not sure if that helps.      
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: IB_Liften on January 01, 2012, 02:33:44 PM
This fucking guy is bullshitting.

He says he is consuming 1500 cals per day.

At 290 pounds he would need at least 2500 cals to mantain his weight, at 1500 that would be impossible.
No I am not lying.   I was down to 275  however I ate a lot of shit during the holidays.  However I am back on my diet now
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 01, 2012, 02:34:32 PM
I didnt say I was taking anything.  I simply asked for more info.   Why shouldn't I educate myself as much as possible so when and if I decide to do it,  I am informed

And I don't say you're taking drugs (that's up to you and not of my business). You should educate yourself on a healthy weight loss, just by reading. Why asking questions, answered a zillion times before? Just follow a good diet (browse the nutrition section) & do your cardio.
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: devilsmile on January 01, 2012, 02:34:58 PM
Im not exactly a fat ass.  I have 21 inch biceps   I measure 68 inches around the chest   I have a 38 inch waist  34 inch thighs 18 inchs calves and forearms      Not sure if that helps.      

yes well this is the classic "what are you dong here for asking advices when you know what you're doing" sittuation. With those mesurements you must be some sort of big bear bodybuilder/weightlifter. who has no idea about losing weight  ::)

Or you just like to troll here
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: aesthetics on January 01, 2012, 02:35:22 PM
i'm fat with visible abs. that's even more embarrassing
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: IB_Liften on January 01, 2012, 02:35:51 PM
he claims having dropped 40lbs in few months with this diet... I think he's doing good then, he should keep at it and add some training in the progress. Training training!
I was down from 310 to 272  and now I am 290.  Added 15 lbs in the last 3 weeks.    I suspect Ill be back to 2705 within 10 days.  
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: johnnynoname on January 01, 2012, 02:36:08 PM
congrats on feeding a troll for three pages, shitheads
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: devilsmile on January 01, 2012, 02:38:55 PM
congrats on feeding a troll for three pages, shitheads

fuck you douche bag... I bought 2 pants from guess costing 327 including tailoring, but the tailoring wasn't ready before new years eve so I will get them on monday... got me frustrated and that was prety much the only reason I didn't go out, went to moms place and ate shit load of food... am I a lame?
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: IB_Liften on January 01, 2012, 02:40:26 PM
yes well this is the classic "what are you dong here for asking advices when you know what you're doing" situation. With those measurements you must be some sort of big bear bodybuilder/weightlifter. who has no idea about losing weight  ::)

Or you just like to troll here
Just like fish...  Advice is always served best fresh.  I dont want to scan the old threads when info and supps have changed over the years.    

I am not a muscle bear lol    I am just a working class farm boy with large structure and big bones  
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: el numero uno on January 01, 2012, 02:41:19 PM
Ohh brother, the typical fatso who doesn't eat a lot but for some weird, inexplicable, non-medical reason, is overweighted and can't lose fat without gaining back all the weight after 2 months of dieting.  ::)
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: IB_Liften on January 01, 2012, 02:41:52 PM
congrats on feeding a troll for three pages, shitheads
LOl  2 of your fans just pmed me about how stupid you are.  lol    Flame on closet fag.  
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: devilsmile on January 01, 2012, 02:42:21 PM
Just like fish...  Advice is always served best fresh.  I dont want to scan the old threads when info and supps have changed over the years.    

I am not a muscle bear lol    I am just a working class farm boy with large structure and big bones  

the info hasn't changed much since 1960's...

good luck in your efforts, though. It was a great thread. Nothing else to say.
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: IB_Liften on January 01, 2012, 02:43:31 PM
Ohh brother, the typical fatso who doesn't eat a lot but for some weird, inexplicable, non-medical reason, is overweighted and can't lose fat without gaining back all the weight after 2 months of dieting.  ::)

really can you not read.  I said I recently started eating right and losing weight.   I am looking for advice for the next 40 lbs.   I recently started eating a much reduced diet and I am seeing results.  
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: Natural Man on January 01, 2012, 02:44:49 PM
LOl  2 of your fans just pmed me about how stupid you are.  lol    Flame on closet fag.  
for a newbie you seem to know every single poster on here , weird.
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: johnnynoname on January 01, 2012, 02:45:17 PM
LOl  2 of your fans just pmed me about how stupid you are.  lol    Flame on closet fag.  

keep on slacking,  baldie
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: johnnynoname on January 01, 2012, 02:46:14 PM
fuck you douche bag... I bought 2 pants from guess costing 327 including tailoring, but the tailoring wasn't ready before new years eve so I will get them on monday... got me frustrated and that was prety much the only reason I didn't go out, went to moms place and ate shit load of food... am I a lame?


easy solution: buy pants that fit right  ;D
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: wes on January 01, 2012, 02:47:01 PM
Yet another fucked up gimmick !
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: aesthetics on January 01, 2012, 02:47:08 PM
fuck you douche bag... I bought 2 pants from guess costing 327 including tailoring, but the tailoring wasn't ready before new years eve so I will get them on monday... got me frustrated and that was prety much the only reason I didn't go out, went to moms place and ate shit load of food... am I a lame?

get some naked and famous raw selvedge jeans if you are going to spend that kind of money on pants son
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: johnnynoname on January 01, 2012, 02:47:42 PM
depends.id say do only 1 or 2 cheatmeals weekly, if any at all.

if you do a 10k clas day every week, youre killing all the previous effort.



you know what is even worse than feeding a troll?

trying to give "legit advice" in a obvious troll thread
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: IB_Liften on January 01, 2012, 02:48:19 PM
depends.id say do only 1 or 2 cheatmeals weekly, if any at all.

if you do a 10k clas day every week, youre killing all the previous effort.


I usually cheat on saturdays and the rest of the week I eat clean
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: el numero uno on January 01, 2012, 02:48:57 PM
really can you not read.  I said I recently started eating right and losing weight.   I am looking for advice for the next 40 lbs.   I recently started eating a much reduced diet and I am seeing results.  

You have an excuse for every fucking post that is not giving you encouragement, "you already know what to do", "you have some ok measurements", "you don't really eat a lot", "you're not exactly a fat ass" yeah, 290lbs @ 6f is quite the fitness physique  ::)
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: el numero uno on January 01, 2012, 02:51:34 PM
Yet another fucked up gimmick !

Yeah, he must be a troll. Fuck this, I'm out of here.
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: johnnynoname on January 01, 2012, 02:52:02 PM
nah i think he made some progress and now wants some advice for the finetune.

remember your first diet?i remember mine, i had no idea what i was doing.

and with trash being posted here about diets-namely socalled adonis principles-and a million internet gurus who dont know what they talkng about, this can get very confusing and making ppl insecure.

that said, op will be fine if he carries on as he was.the flatness is not entirely avoidable in a diet where fast weight loss is the goal.


lmao
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: IB_Liften on January 01, 2012, 02:52:50 PM
You have an excuse for every fucking post that is not giving you encouragement, "you already know what to do", "you have some ok measurements", "you don't really eat a lot", "you're not exactly a fat ass" yeah, 290lbs @ 6f is quite the fitness physique  ::)
I said Im at least 20% body fat
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: devilsmile on January 01, 2012, 02:53:15 PM
nah i think he made some progress and now wants some advice for the finetune.

remember your first diet?i remember mine, i had no idea what i was doing.

and with trash being posted here about diets-namely socalled adonis principles-and a million internet gurus who dont know what they talkng about, this can get very confusing and making ppl insecure.

that said, op will be fine if he carries on as he was.the flatness is not entirely avoidable in a diet where fast weight loss is the goal.

you're too kind...
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: devilsmile on January 01, 2012, 02:54:34 PM

easy solution: buy pants that fit right  ;D

you don't know shit about shit :D, The pants were perfect, would make you cry in envy  8)  ;D.

 But the pants are long because people have the same waist but differend length limbs, naturally they give the customer the chanse to wear the pants they want with a little tailoring to  make them fit perfectly.

That's why tailoring is a regular serivice, allthough in helsinki it costs  ::)
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: johnnynoname on January 01, 2012, 02:55:29 PM
the old "delete and repost" trick

I invented that btw
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: IB_Liften on January 01, 2012, 02:56:07 PM
Im sorry guys  I didnt mean to upset anyone.   I hate reading old threads that are 50 pages of shit talking.     I will take the good advice from this thread and never ask the same question again.   Im not sure why people are posting about pants and tailoring.  
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: devilsmile on January 01, 2012, 02:56:35 PM
the old "delete and repost" trick

I invented that btw

you're not the only desperate narcistic here, friend, I want my point accross :P
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: Ron on January 01, 2012, 04:27:29 PM
Im sorry guys  I didnt mean to upset anyone.   I hate reading old threads that are 50 pages of shit talking.     I will take the good advice from this thread and never ask the same question again.   Im not sure why people are posting about pants and tailoring.  

Seriously - 30 minutes of cardio a day on a threadmill. Start with 2.5 mph with zero uphill, then move to 2.7 with 1% uphill, and so on.  Stop drinking any drink with calories in it, stick with diet soda, water.  Dont eat any desserts, if you need something sweet, get a Yoplait Lite Yogurt with various flavors, aka Boston Creme Pie, etc.  Eat more protein, and much less bread and pasta.  Continue on this simple trek first, and you will lose 20 pounds quickly.  Then if you can start this, then get more serious, start doing some pushups, various exercise and so on.   

But, willpower is the hardest thing - too many excuses, work, family, lack of energy and so on.   
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: njflex on January 01, 2012, 04:32:38 PM
some jew conveniently changes the name of this here thread. :D
lol...
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: outby43 on January 01, 2012, 05:01:53 PM
Ironic how Ron posts advice on losing weight.  ;D
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: bike nut on January 01, 2012, 05:05:35 PM
I was expecting the OP to be Runningmom
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: johnnynoname on January 01, 2012, 05:07:31 PM
I was expecting the OP to be Runningmom


naw

her cunt hair weighs 290 pounds but she is actually fit
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: merrill1973 on January 01, 2012, 05:33:17 PM
Put less food in your mouth.....


Oh and GHona, Trenbolona, masteroni equiponi all you can eat buffet
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: Quickerblade on January 01, 2012, 08:18:41 PM
Go Ron with the Advice!
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: deadz on January 01, 2012, 08:43:02 PM
you know what is even worse than feeding a troll?

trying to give "legit advice" in a obvious troll thread
You should feel sorry for someone like him/her who needs to come to an internet forum for attention. He/she must live a very miserable existence in the real world.
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: SF1900 on January 01, 2012, 08:51:48 PM
Eat lots of cookies, ice cream, chocolate and sugary snacks. Remember, a calorie is just a calorie.
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: Nirvana on January 01, 2012, 08:54:49 PM
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Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 01, 2012, 08:58:55 PM
Guess our fatso won't recover
Title: Re: Im fat
Post by: Aussie Duffman on January 02, 2012, 04:56:08 AM
Seriously - 30 minutes of cardio a day on a threadmill. Start with 2.5 mph with zero uphill, then move to 2.7 with 1% uphill, and so on.  Stop drinking any drink with calories in it, stick with diet soda, water.  Dont eat any desserts, if you need something sweet, get a Yoplait Lite Yogurt with various flavors, aka Boston Creme Pie, etc.  Eat more protein, and much less bread and pasta.  Continue on this simple trek first, and you will lose 20 pounds quickly.  Then if you can start this, then get more serious, start doing some pushups, various exercise and so on.   

But, willpower is the hardest thing - too many excuses, work, family, lack of energy and so on.   

^^^^^^^THIS^^^^

And what works for me is to fig out first what foods affect me badly and what foods affect me in a good way thru trial and error
EG high fat, med protein(under 200g) near zero carbs works for me....its all personal exp ,,,like for example if i dont add salt to all my food the amount of water i drink daily flushes out stuff and makes me flat ,choose food you feel comfortable eating and dont eat anything else

I work on a mine site i walk in to the mess i order  a scotch fillet steak get the exact same crib packed every night ,eg salami and cheesex2 roast beef salad and cheese with olive oil x2   quter chicken salad cheese and olive oilx2 then eat my steak with green beans  then go to work and sit on net looking at getbig for twelve hours ,,,I have leaned out slowly

the thing that is most important is to try to take away the food reward bit of your thinking FOOD is fuel and when you do lose weight you will have everyone asking how you did it and that is when you will see the shitty anoying thinking of fat weak minded people making excuses ,like receiving a phone call asking whether they could eat a fucking mars bar NO NO you cant you fat retarded mouth breather

its like giving up smoking its a lifestye mind change  
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: Red Hook on January 02, 2012, 05:40:00 AM
Dude, post of a pic..block out the face if you are shy.


1. cardio 3 times per week with with ECA
2. Lift 3 times per week
3. Keep the calories about the same but pull back on the carbs.
4. Get a Latin girlfriend.
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: IB_Liften on January 02, 2012, 07:33:50 AM
why was the title of this thread changed
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: Nirvana on January 02, 2012, 08:19:38 AM
wind sprints till you vommit and eat only oatmeal.
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: IB_Liften on January 02, 2012, 01:59:37 PM
How much is too much cardio.   I bought a treadmill today and walk/ jogged for 3 hours while watching tv    Is this ideal or should I limit my cardio  thanks
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: ChevChelios on January 02, 2012, 02:01:40 PM
You sir are a big failure.Congrats of wasting money on your new treadmill lol  ::)
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 02, 2012, 02:19:32 PM
How much is too much cardio.   I bought a treadmill today and walk/ jogged for 3 hours while watching tv    Is this ideal or should I limit my cardio  thanks

Spend those 3 hours in reading, lazy fattard
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: suckmymuscle on January 02, 2012, 04:46:03 PM
Hi guys I am over weight and need help losing fat.   I weigh about 290lbs and my body fat is around 20 percent.   I am over 6 feet tall.   I know you guys are gonna make fun, However could really use some serious info.  thank you so much happy new year.

  If you are 290 lbs at 20% bodyfat, then congratulations because your lean body mass is 232 lbs, and that makes you a lot bigger than the average man in terms of muscle. So you need to figure out a way to lose the fat and keep the muscle. I have a thread on the nutrition board that discusses how this should be done: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=390274.0 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=390274.0)

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: arce1988 on January 02, 2012, 04:50:07 PM
pics
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: j_mtl on January 02, 2012, 05:04:40 PM
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Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: IB_Liften on January 02, 2012, 07:20:10 PM
 If you are 290 lbs at 20% bodyfat, then congratulations because your lean body mass is 232 lbs, and that makes you a lot bigger than the average man in terms of muscle. So you need to figure out a way to lose the fat and keep the muscle. I have a thread on the nutrition board that discusses how this should be done: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=390274.0 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=390274.0)

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Thank you for your advice.  According to my scale I was up to 290lb   I didnt feel quite that heavy so I picked up a new digital scale today.  I am 275.8       I plan on doing 90 minutes a day of cardio.   I have cut my calories to 1500 per day and I will stop drinking soda from now on
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: el numero uno on January 02, 2012, 07:30:32 PM
Thank you for your advice.  According to my scale I was up to 290lb   I didnt feel quite that heavy so I picked up a new digital scale today.  I am 275.8       I plan on doing 90 minutes a day of cardio.   I have cut my calories to 1500 per day and I will stop drinking soda from now on


Serious advice, drink diet soda, makes the diets a lot easier, also I drink coffe sweetened with splenda in the mornings, really helps.
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: el numero uno on January 02, 2012, 07:32:46 PM
Also I don't think cheat days are a good idea, I gain back all the weight when I do this, it's ok if you want to mantain the same weight but you want to lose weight, so cheat days are a no-no.

Cheat meals, I'm not sure how many would be ok since you have a lot of weight to lose, maybe just 1 if any.
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: IB_Liften on January 02, 2012, 07:44:47 PM
Also I don't think cheat days are a good idea, I gain back all the weight when I do this, it's ok if you want to mantain the same weight but you want to lose weight, so cheat days are a no-no.

Cheat meals, I'm not sure how many would be ok since you have a lot of weight to lose, maybe just 1 if any.
I realiazed that i feel like shit after my cheat days anyway.  Im gonna quit cheating
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: el numero uno on January 02, 2012, 07:50:02 PM
I realiazed that i feel like shit after my cheat days anyway.  Im gonna quit cheating

Good, btw this site can be kinda negative but it's all for fun, I know it's not funny when you're the newbie haha but that's just the way it is around here.
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: IB_Liften on January 02, 2012, 08:07:01 PM
Good, btw this site can be kinda negative but it's all for fun, I know it's not funny when you're the newbie haha but that's just the way it is around here.
Thanks a lot for your advice and kind words.  I dont care what these clowns say.  I just cant imagine why so many of them spend so little time in the gym and so much time online, talking shit to strangers
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: dj181 on January 03, 2012, 05:37:23 AM
Just cut calories man, it ain't rocket science
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: Krankenstein on January 03, 2012, 06:21:39 AM
Also I don't think cheat days are a good idea, I gain back all the weight when I do this, it's ok if you want to mantain the same weight but you want to lose weight, so cheat days are a no-no.

Cheat meals, I'm not sure how many would be ok since you have a lot of weight to lose, maybe just 1 if any.

Cheat days dont matter...its what you do on the OTHER days....the thing is....one day of cheat should just be that...ONE DAY...my experience has been that people oin the OP's situation do not limit themselves to one day....also, the problem with people in the OP position...they dont quite grasp that they wont see drmatic weight loss week after week after week.  Just anothe rcase of "I want it yesterday" when it comes to weight loss.  You got to 290 by stuffing your face day after day....deal with the fact that it will take more than a month to get your ass back down
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: berblexer on January 03, 2012, 06:29:20 AM
 If you are 290 lbs at 20% bodyfat, then congratulations because your lean body mass is 232 lbs, and that makes you a lot bigger than the average man in terms of muscle. So you need to figure out a way to lose the fat and keep the muscle. I have a thread on the nutrition board that discusses how this should be done: http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=390274.0 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=390274.0)

SUCKMYMUSCLE

232 lbs lean mass at 6 foot is almost pro size.

Dennis wolf who is also 6 foot has a competition weight of 258 pounds with I am guessing 5% bodyfat = 245 lean mass

So this guy has almost as much lean mass as Dennis Wolf?

LMAO, fucking gimmick

Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: Super Natural on January 03, 2012, 06:58:06 AM
congrats on beating anorexia.
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: ChevChelios on January 03, 2012, 07:40:00 AM
Maybe because his bf is not 20%  ::)
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: IB_Liften on January 03, 2012, 08:28:38 AM
Cheat days dont matter...its what you do on the OTHER days....the thing is....one day of cheat should just be that...ONE DAY...my experience has been that people oin the OP's situation do not limit themselves to one day....also, the problem with people in the OP position...they dont quite grasp that they wont see drmatic weight loss week after week after week.  Just anothe rcase of "I want it yesterday" when it comes to weight loss.  You got to 290 by stuffing your face day after day....deal with the fact that it will take more than a month to get your ass back down
Ill say it again.  I really dont eat that much.     I never have.  I believe it was just lack on exercise.  I have an office job and spend 12 hours most days sitting on my ass.   
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: wes on January 03, 2012, 08:29:40 AM
yes, diet soda is good, even important.

all the other sodas must be cut out imo.including fruit juices.

and indeed, dont do cheat days.they destroy the whole effort of the whole previous week.

do cheat days once weekly when youre lean.

yes, do cardio.

dont woory if you feel weak or tired or "empty", just carry on.


^THIS^

Cheat days dont matter...its what you do on the OTHER days....the thing is....one day of cheat should just be that...ONE DAY...my experience has been that people oin the OP's situation do not limit themselves to one day....also, the problem with people in the OP position...they dont quite grasp that they wont see drmatic weight loss week after week after week.  Just anothe rcase of "I want it yesterday" when it comes to weight loss.  You got to 290 by stuffing your face day after day....deal with the fact that it will take more than a month to get your ass back down
^AND THIS^
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: IB_Liften on January 03, 2012, 08:38:43 AM
Your fat wife spends 12 hours a day sitting on black cock.
Dont project your fantasies onto me and my wife.   Only fat chicks dig black men.   And thats fine cause no self respecting white man would date a fat chick.
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: wes on January 03, 2012, 08:43:49 AM
I would only do a cheat meal as opposed to a cheat day,and then only once I attained my desired weight/condition.
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: IB_Liften on January 03, 2012, 08:49:21 AM
hey your user name is that short for sean cock rifer? ???

on topic, as for cheat days, keep the calorie amount considerably low on them, but for fastest fat loss, obviously dont do cheat days at all.


Im done with cheat days.        At least until I am down to my desired weight.    How much cardio can I do.  Will to much cardio become counterproductive
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: DroppingPlates on January 03, 2012, 08:54:41 AM
Guys, stop feeding this fat troll. He wants too LOSE weight, not GAIN
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: IB_Liften on January 03, 2012, 09:25:36 AM
i dont think too much cardio would become counterproductive, i sometimes did a good 3 hrs a day and trained weights daily, but that wasnt natural.

so yeah, on gear its hardly going to be too much even if you double your cardio.

as for natural, well, i have no opinion on that, i never go into a diet naturally.
Im taking this all very seriously.   Im not getting any younger and now that I actually have a clean diet this should be easier to lose and maintain
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 03, 2012, 11:02:23 AM
I prefer longer cheat periods. How about a cheat year?
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: ChevChelios on January 03, 2012, 11:13:31 AM
He already cheated his whole  life  ::)
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: IB_Liften on January 03, 2012, 11:29:47 AM
He already cheated his whole  life  ::)
Touche
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 03, 2012, 11:33:31 AM
Life is all about cheating death.. 8)
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: IB_Liften on January 03, 2012, 11:35:37 AM
Life is all about cheating death.. 8)
WOW thats very profound
Title: Re: I am fat - 290 pounds and 20 percent bodyfat. Need serious info.
Post by: Nirvana on January 04, 2012, 09:14:48 PM
another slacker gimmick banned, this time a fatass farm boy yet somehow a 12 hour office job and eating only 1500 calories a day while getting pms hating on JNN.