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So we hang out, i pick her up in brooklyn then drive her over to my place in long island after convincing her to stay and catch a movie. It's our 2nd date and I score, then she wants to go home at 4;30AM?? I'm DRUNK and she tells me to drive her home. Are some women retarded or what. I beg her for me to take a NAP and she insist to drive her ass home. Man thank god i didn't get a DUI on the expressway. WHOA!!!! What a crazy ass night!
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You should have said no to driving.
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Fucking.puasy tell her she waits or gets a fucking taxi
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So we hang out, i pick her up in brooklyn then drive her over to my place in long island after convincing her to stay and catch a movie. It's our 2nd date and I score, then she wants to go home at 4;30AM?? I'm DRUNK and she tells me to drive her home. Are some women retarded or what. I beg her for me to take a NAP and she insist to drive her ass home. Man thank god i didn't get a DUI on the expressway. WHOA!!!! What a crazy ass night!
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Why was it even HER idea to go home? Shouldn't you have sent her away immediately after you "scored" ?
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Fucking.puasy tell her she waits or gets a fucking taxi
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So we hang out, i pick her up in brooklyn then drive her over to my place in long island after convincing her to stay and catch a movie. It's our 2nd date and I score, then she wants to go home at 4;30AM?? I'm DRUNK and she tells me to drive her home. Are some women retarded or what. I beg her for me to take a NAP and she insist to drive her ass home. Man thank god i didn't get a DUI on the expressway. WHOA!!!! What a crazy ass night!
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That was not alpha male behaviour, BN...... :(
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ive got to add,, anyone that drinks n drives gets no respect from me, especialy on the behalf of a drunked slut
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have you got no assertiveness?
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2nd date and you're already so whipped you bow down to her demands and make a dumbass move like that.
I feel sorry for your mother.
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ive got to add,, anyone that drinks n drives gets no respect from me, especialy on the behalf of a drunked slut
Can't argue with this....seriously.
You 'begged' her?? Umm...bitch, I have a bed, a couch, and a love seat. Those are the options from me. Option #4 would have you pay for your own taxi.
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wait, this girl actually thought after you drove to crooklyn from strong island that you'd drive back in the wee hours of the am. Dumb broad.
FWIW, a taxi from long island to crooklyn is expensive. Should of sent her packing with a metro card
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So we hang out, i pick her up in brooklyn then drive her over to my place in long island after convincing her to stay and catch a movie. It's our 2nd date and I score, then she wants to go home at 4;30AM?? I'm DRUNK and she tells me to drive her home. Are some women retarded or what. I beg her for me to take a NAP and she insist to drive her ass home. Man thank god i didn't get a DUI on the expressway. WHOA!!!! What a crazy ass night!
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You could have killed someone. Well done champ.
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You must be a terrible lay, "big" n.
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Should've punched that stupid bitch. "Now you sleep! and i'm going to bed" 8)
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You should have said no to driving.
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no comment.
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not sure it 's a great idea to post these kind of real private life experiences on here, you submissive loser. I hope it's a joke.
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your mom is a joke
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sounds like it turned out to be some expensive vagina after all, lucky it didn`t cost thousands in lawyer fees.
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1. call a cab
2. pay for it
3. take the hit. make nice for a few days.
4. let her slip away - she has another guy and may be hiding you, thus she wants to get home to email him or bring him breakfast or whatever. just roll with it, you got laid.
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So we hang out, i pick her up in brooklyn then drive her over to my place in long island after convincing her to stay and catch a movie. It's our 2nd date and I score, then she wants to go home at 4;30AM?? I'm DRUNK and she tells me to drive her home. Are some women retarded or what. I beg her for me to take a NAP and she insist to drive her ass home. Man thank god i didn't get a DUI on the expressway. WHOA!!!! What a crazy ass night!
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NEXT time call a Taxi, no one NEEDS to drive drunk- it's a choice.
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Should have just rolled over, pushed your ass or feet into her signalling for her to fuck off and had a nice little nap.
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Taxi dude....Don't drink and drive.
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Would've never happened to me...
I don't drink.
I don't have a license.
I never do what bitches want.
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I would like to order carpet bombing on your house for driving drunk >:(
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Should have just rolled over, pushed your ass or feet into her signalling for her to fuck off and had a nice little nap.
then she pulls a mike tyson and says you raped her. You kiss her ass, you taxi her home, you get a few texts from her saying she liked it and wants to hang again, then you drop her within a week.
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I bet she was a real looker.
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then she pulls a mike tyson and says you raped her. You kiss her ass, you taxi her home, you get a few texts from her saying she liked it and wants to hang again, then you drop her within a week.
Touché.
Forgive me, it's been a long time since I've stuck my dick in CRAZY. :o ;D
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Just cause they got the pussy they think they can get anything they want and usually do.
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Just cause they got the pussy they think they can get anything they want and usually do.
Dude... if I had a vagina, I swear I'd be a multi-millionaire and world leader at the very least.
Those little lips yield unimaginable power.
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1. call a cab
2. pay for it
3. take the hit. make nice for a few days.
4. let her slip away - she has another guy and may be hiding you, thus she wants to get home to email him or bring him breakfast or whatever. just roll with it, you got laid.
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Dude... if I had a vagina, I swear I'd be a multi-millionaire and world leader at the very least.
Those little lips yield unimaginable power.
Spot on.
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how many times did you do her?
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It's funny how gullible people are on the internet. Good "story" Big N. ::)
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Touché.
Forgive me, it's been a long time since I've stuck my dick in CRAZY. :o ;D
LOL always keep EVIDENCE boys. When she sends you the text afterwards saying she loved having your finish all over her face... then she gets woken up by her boyfriend and, upon fear of not getting her rent paid, she decides to declare you raped her...
That text message may be the only thing keeping your ass outta jail.
So gentlemen, after you hook up, always havea quick convo via text with her... ask her something trivial but get her to mention the sex in a way that shows she was into it. Cause when daylight and sobriety return...
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Good point Rob!
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its also why i dont advocate 1 night stands without plenty of research.
if she has a history of 'he beat me', 'this guy forced himself upon me' and 'then the police got involved' or 'that's when shit got serious...'
well, the dudes in these situations were probably just like the rest of us. There are some legit crazy people out there, male and female. Some women will seriously wreck your life and feel justified because they're punishing mankind for how mean their dad was to their mom, etc.
Research. Be careful. Save texts. make nice in AM. let them ditch you. Hell, if she starts falling for you, and she's nuts, shit yourself during sex one night, see how fast the clingy goes away. :) Make her run, ,let her have that win.
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Should have got her a cab pimp!!! Do your thing, then send em packing ;)
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I would have given her 100$ and sent her on her way and not answered the phone for a few weeks. She would have taken the hint
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you're an idiot.
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I would have given her 100$ and sent her on her way and not answered the phone for a few weeks. She would have taken the hint
Shit,for a hundred bucks,he may as well had just bought some pussy.
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I would have given her 100$ and sent her on her way and not answered the phone for a few weeks. She would have taken the hint
You wouldn't have done shit, b/c you wouldn't have had $100 left it in pockets. In fact that's probably what you would start the night with like the rest of us.
And Big N just put the sex story in because he knew getbiggers would come at him if he told the truth he just dropped a drunk bitch off at home. We all do.
Next?
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You risked your freedom for some slut on the second date
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Shit,for a hundred bucks,he may as well had just bought some pussy.
This ^^^^. That way you dont have to deal with BS.
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Shit,for a hundred bucks,he may as well had just bought some pussy.
LOL
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Youre a cool guy, Big N, but fucking stupid for driving drunk (or buzzed)
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So we hang out, i pick her up in brooklyn then drive her over to my place in long island after convincing her to stay and catch a movie. It's our 2nd date and I score, then she wants to go home at 4;30AM?? I'm DRUNK and she tells me to drive her home. Are some women retarded or what. I beg her for me to take a NAP and she insist to drive her ass home. Man thank god i didn't get a DUI on the expressway. WHOA!!!! What a crazy ass night!
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you allow a women to boss you around like this?
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you allow a women to boss you around like this?
Like 90% men of the world do. Shame.
The ancient greeks knew better and they where a flourishing civilization.
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second date and 1 taste-and already pussy whipped..bahahahahah
and driving drunk------LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Would've never happened to me...
I don't drink.
I don't have a license.
I never do what bitches want.
Are you 12?
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Fired, women are bossing you...not on the right path bud.
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second date and 1 taste-and already pussy whipped..bahahahahah
and driving drunk------LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She'll give him anal next time and he'll knock over a 7-11 so that she can have a Slurpee.
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driving while being drunk is retarted :-\
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Would've never happened to me...
I only drink alone.
I don't have a license.
I never do bitches.
fixed ?
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Are you 12?
i'm 9.
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fixed ?
Can't a man be sober? dutches....
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Grown men who don't drink on occasion are either recovering alcoholics (quitters) or creepy/weird.
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Grown men who don't drink on occasion are either recovering alcoholics (quitters) or creepy/weird.
girls and sons...
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girls and sons...
The first don't care for you and the latter is who we best keep away from you, correct?
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The first don't care for you and the latter is who we best keep away from you, correct?
NICE!!
Dat's how ta reppazint da NC, yo
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She had to get home B4 her old man did...
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should have told her you want cuddle time :P
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:D :) 8)
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NICE!!
Dat's how ta reppazint da NC, yo
I keeps it real, dog. Word.
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I'll be the only one to say that Im actually happy after im done with the lady to have her leave...That's the only way i can fully rest having the whole bed for myself....(a true getbigger)
I atually have done the other way around too....leaving the lady's house around 4am her being mad and all,simply to go get my bed and be able to reload my presious energy.
WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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I'll be the only one to say that Im actually happy after im done with the lady to have her leave...That's the only way i can fully rest having the whole bed for myself....(a true getbigger)
I atually have done the other way around too....leaving the lady's house around 4am her being mad and all,simply to go get my bed and be able to reload my presious energy.
WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I mentioned as much at the beginning...that her staying or leaving really wasn't her decision if a true GetBigger had just dropped the hammer on her.
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Grown men who don't drink on occasion are either recovering alcoholics (quitters) or creepy/weird.
What about wes ???
...he's both ;D
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What about wes ???
...he's both ;D
Wasn't he there when they invented alcohol?
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Wasn't he there when they invented alcohol?
He can tell you first hand what prohibition was like....
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Wasn't he there when they invented alcohol?
He's not quite that old, but I hear that he did like hanging out a King Solomon's for sloppy seconds. :D
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He's not quite that old, but I hear that he did like hanging out a King Solomon's for sloppy seconds. :D
Wes is timeless.
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lol, and this asshole didn't even have the decency to take pics to make a proper thread on getbig.
Rule #1 when smashing sluts: always take pics for the getbig thread.
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You must be a terrible lay, "big" n.
This is true. If he was good she wouldn't have wanted him to drive her home. When you're good, women want you to move in.
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yeah, be careful she dosen't leave anything behind - a way to mark her territory or hae a reason to see you again
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This woman couldn't wait to get away from you. :-\
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This woman couldn't wait to get away from you. :-\
That may be true, but he had already achieved his goal.
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What about wes ???
...he's both ;D
Wasn't he there when they invented alcohol?
He's not quite that old, but I hear that he did like hanging out a King Solomon's for sloppy seconds. :D
Wes is timeless.
;D
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This woman couldn't wait to get away from you. :-\
Nah, She probably watches too much of the Jersey Shore. Hit that shit, and expect a cab to be called right after.
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Or he could have avoided all this bullshit by taken the Andrew Dice Clay route:
"Hickory Dickory Dock. Some chick was sucking my cock. Clock struck two, dropped my goo...
...Dumped the bitch down the next block"!
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So we hang out, i pick her up in brooklyn then drive her over to my place in long island after convincing her to stay and catch a movie. It's our 2nd date and I score, then she wants to go home at 4;30AM?? I'm DRUNK and she tells me to drive her home. Are some women retarded or what. I beg her for me to take a NAP and she insist to drive her ass home. Man thank god i didn't get a DUI on the expressway. WHOA!!!! What a crazy ass night!
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The fact that you have full recollection of this shows that you weren't that drunk....probably just a little buzzed. In this case despite common belief, you are more than ok to drive since it actually enhances your driving abilities. It has been proven by scientits.
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Or he could have avoided all this bullshit by taken the Andrew Dice Clay route:
"Hickory Dickory Dock. Some chick was sucking my cock. Clock struck two, dropped my goo...
...Dumped the bitch down the next block"!
End of story!!
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So we hang out, i pick her up in brooklyn then drive her over to my place in long island after convincing her to stay and catch a movie. It's our 2nd date and I score, then she wants to go home at 4;30AM?? I'm DRUNK and she tells me to drive her home. Are some women retarded or what. I beg her for me to take a NAP and she insist to drive her ass home. Man thank god i didn't get a DUI on the expressway. WHOA!!!! What a crazy ass night!
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Im sorry I have to tell you this...but there is not going to be a third date bro.
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Im sorry I have to tell you this...but there is not going to be a third date bro.
That's what I was thinking. She ain't going back for more. :D