Bitch

[booty]

This woman couldn't wait to get away from you.   

[Andy Griffin]

This woman couldn't wait to get away from you.   

That may be true, but he had already achieved his goal. 

[wes]

What about wes


...he's both

Wasn't he there when they invented alcohol?

He's not quite that old, but I hear that he did like hanging out a King Solomon's for sloppy seconds.   

Wes is timeless.

 

[King Shizzo]

This woman couldn't wait to get away from you.   

Nah, She probably watches too much of the Jersey Shore.  Hit that shit, and expect a cab to be called right after.

[wes]

Or he could have avoided all this bullshit by taken the Andrew Dice Clay route:

"Hickory Dickory Dock. Some chick was sucking my cock. Clock struck two, dropped my goo...
...Dumped the bitch down the next block"!

[Borracho]

So we hang out, i pick her up in brooklyn then drive her over to my place in long island after convincing her to stay and catch a movie. It's our 2nd date and I score, then she wants to go home at 4;30AM?? I'm DRUNK and she tells me to drive her home. Are some women retarded or what. I beg her for me to take a NAP and she insist to drive her ass home. Man thank god i didn't get a DUI on the expressway. WHOA!!!! What a crazy ass night!

- Discuss

The fact that you have full recollection of this shows that you weren't that drunk....probably just a little buzzed. In this case despite common belief, you are more than ok to drive since it actually enhances your driving abilities. It has been proven by scientits.

[Andy Griffin]

Or he could have avoided all this bullshit by taken the Andrew Dice Clay route:

"Hickory Dickory Dock. Some chick was sucking my cock. Clock struck two, dropped my goo...
...Dumped the bitch down the next block"!

End of story!!

[Nomad]

So we hang out, i pick her up in brooklyn then drive her over to my place in long island after convincing her to stay and catch a movie. It's our 2nd date and I score, then she wants to go home at 4;30AM?? I'm DRUNK and she tells me to drive her home. Are some women retarded or what. I beg her for me to take a NAP and she insist to drive her ass home. Man thank god i didn't get a DUI on the expressway. WHOA!!!! What a crazy ass night!

- Discuss

Im sorry I have to tell you this...but there is not going to be a third date bro.

[booty]

Im sorry I have to tell you this...but there is not going to be a third date bro.

That's what I was thinking.  She ain't going back for more.