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Title: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: suckmymuscle on February 20, 2012, 10:49:01 PM
  The most famous case of alien abduction ever seen on tape.

  DISCLAIMER: I obviously do not think they were abducted by aliens, but the simple fact of the matter is that the entire family disppeared that night without a trace and were never found again.



SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 20, 2012, 10:53:53 PM
And here I thought you were talking about aductors. I should have known!
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: Rhino on February 20, 2012, 10:57:44 PM
the truth is out there.
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: suckmymuscle on February 20, 2012, 11:06:07 PM
  The short version for those who don't want to spend one and a half hours watching this...

 


SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: outby43 on February 20, 2012, 11:28:50 PM
what a bunch of bullshit.  ::)
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: hangclean on February 20, 2012, 11:47:56 PM
I hope you dont actually believe this is real.  You need to stop taking that desoxyn shit, pal.
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: suckmymuscle on February 20, 2012, 11:55:53 PM
I hope you dont actually believe this is real.  You need to stop taking that desoxyn shit, pal.

  Holy shit, you morons are truly the greatest illiterate fucktards ever. Why did I put that diclaimer there? If you read my first post:

  DISCLAIMER: I OBVIOUSLY DO NOT BELIEVE THAT THEY WERE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS, BUT THE FACT IS THAT THE FAMILY DISAPPEARED WITHOUT A TRACE THAT NIGHT TO NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN.

  The disclaimer is there you illiterate fuck!

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: hangclean on February 21, 2012, 12:45:41 AM
  Holy shit, you morons are truly the greatest illiterate fucktards ever. Why did I put that diclaimer there? If you read my first post:

  DISCLAIMER: I OBVIOUSLY DO NOT BELIEVE THAT THEY WERE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS, BUT THE FACT IS THAT THE FAMILY DISAPPEARED WITHOUT A TRACE THAT NIGHT TO NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN.

  The disclaimer is there you illiterate fuck!

SUCKMYMUSCLE
yes.......yes, it is.
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: 240 is Back on February 21, 2012, 12:47:44 AM
And here I thought you were talking about aductors. I should have known!

coach, do you think the abductor/adductor machine is useful for 1) athletes 2) bodybuilders?
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: Cleanest Natural on February 21, 2012, 12:51:28 AM
all cover stories ... there are NO aliens abducting shit. All gov mind control/sacrifice abductions .. the people who "pretect" and "lead" you are the WORST.
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: King Shizzo on February 21, 2012, 01:25:14 AM
coach, do you think the abductor/adductor machine is useful for 1) athletes 2) bodybuilders?
Coach would blend right in with the aliens.  He is the same height.
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: Rhino on February 21, 2012, 01:30:30 AM
are there really x-files?
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: aesthetics on February 21, 2012, 01:31:12 AM
HAHAHHAHAH


suckmymuscle is soooo stupid, lololol
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: aesthetics on February 21, 2012, 01:33:41 AM
coach, do you think the abductor/adductor machine is useful for 1) athletes 2) bodybuilders?


abductor, sure but probably redundant and pointless as hell. the adductor is just going to make someone look shorter and fatter and ruin any kind of an aesthetical physique.
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: suckmymuscle on February 21, 2012, 01:43:57 AM
HAHAHHAHAH


suckmymuscle is soooo stupid, lololol

  Why do you have a picture of Justin Bieber in your avatar with the saying "li'l cutey"? Are you a pedophile fag? Do you want to fuck adolescent boys? Is this what you're trying to say to us?

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 21, 2012, 01:45:59 AM
A harem in prison? Sign me up!

As long as they have tea with crumpets at three o' clock, i'm sold!
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: Fitness4Life on February 21, 2012, 01:50:52 AM
supposebly this really happened, it was re-recorded  with actors for tv, then re-re-recorded once again which is the version posted.  so this is not legit by any means.


On a side note, I remember watching this as a kid during the 90', scared the shit out of me because I, at the time thought it was actual footage and me, already being prone to being freaked out by aliens, definitely left a lasting impression on me lol.  still entertaining to watch, like the whole interracial sub plot and the alcoholic mother lol.
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: aesthetics on February 21, 2012, 02:01:36 AM
  Why do you have a picture of Justin Bieber in your avatar with the saying "li'l cutey"? Are you a pedophile fag? Do you want to fuck adolescent boys? Is this what you're trying to say to us?

SUCKMYMUSCLE

beiber is like 20 years old by now, your stupidity and lack of knowledge in all subjects knows no bounds. perhaps the tinfoil hats you wear to keep the aliens at bay have somehow microwaved your brain.

Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: suckmymuscle on February 21, 2012, 02:04:53 AM
beiber is like 20 years old by now, your stupidity and lack of knowledge in all subjects knows no bounds. perhaps the tinfoil hats you wear to keep the aliens at bay have somehow microwaved your brain.



  Yeah, that makes a huge difference that he is 20 and not a teenager anymore(by 1 year). Unlike you, I am not attracted to teenage boys so I wouldn't know, queer. Here is a hint: you are still a f.aggot.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: BigCyp on February 21, 2012, 02:07:53 AM
all cover stories ... there are NO aliens abducting shit. All gov mind control/sacrifice abductions .. the people who "pretect" and "lead" you are the WORST.

Hahaha 'pretect'
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: suckmymuscle on February 21, 2012, 02:19:59 AM
  LOL, "Aestehtics" pointing out that Bieber is 20 and not really a teenager. As if that made any difference. You are still a f.aggot, and a really creepy one at that. :-X

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 21, 2012, 03:35:11 AM
 Yeah, that makes a huge difference that he is 20 and not a teenager anymore(by 1 year). Unlike you, I am not attracted to teenage boys so I wouldn't know, queer. Here is a hint: you are still a f.aggot.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Hey, him being 20 years makes it ok.

Aesthetics is no pedophile, just a regular limp-wristed old fruitcake, that makes Elton John look like the punisher.
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on February 21, 2012, 04:08:19 AM
  LOL, "Aestehtics" pointing out that Bieber is 20 and not really a teenager. As if that made any difference. You are still a f.aggot, and a really creepy one at that. :-X

SUCKMYMUSCLE

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Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: Parker on February 21, 2012, 04:16:10 AM
What is consistent in UFO abductions is that the power is out, electrical and battery operated devices stop working...Cars stop running or don't start---but cars that run on diesel can start. Possibly due to it being a diesel vehicle, and the differences in the way the fuel is used/lit.

That being said, the rerecorded vid with actors has the prerequisite:power going out, and phone not working.

What is not consistent is that if in almost all abductions, the eletricity and batteries stop working, that means the camera's battery would be dead---which means no recording.
Also, said being already would have detected their presence, so that hiding shit, wouldn't work, and like they can't hear humans talking that loud in th middle of nowhere, and all is quiet...

All the vids leave way too many questions,


Oh also, Justin Bieber is still about 17.
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: Borracho on February 21, 2012, 04:42:33 AM
beiber is like 20 years old by now, your stupidity and lack of knowledge in all subjects knows no bounds. perhaps the tinfoil hats you wear to keep the aliens at bay have somehow microwaved your brain.



LMAO
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: Swede! on February 21, 2012, 06:27:48 AM
SMM once again showing how "smart" he is haha.

and lol @ putting the disclaimer there After he realised the thread wasn't going in his direction  ;D

and oh

 As a man who did singles, on the bench, with 610 lbs weighing 282 lbs, I can attest that his claim is possible. On the flat bench, my 1 rep max is now up to 625 lbs. Just because you're weak and pathetic, doesen't mean everybody else is.

SUCKMYMUSCLE



This is a little gem that was brought to my attention.  

I can not take credit for the beauty in the following information and will keep the source anonymous as to show respect for the fellow forum member.

It was brought to my attention that a gimmick here by the name of 'Cigaretteman' has been "nuthuggin" Suckmymuscle on various threads as of recent..  

Well, the truth has revealed that the paraplegia-inducing, canine destroyer who just so happens to be a genetically engineered superhuman has been using a gimmick to reply to his own posts, LOL!

It's been an outing waiting to happen and light should be shed upon this fountain of truth.

Closely examine CigaretteMan's early posts and their striking similarity to SMMs posts and the truth shall set you, or better said him, free:  

SMM:
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=4908;sa=showPosts (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=4908;sa=showPosts)

Cigaretteman:
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=27918;sa=showPosts (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=27918;sa=showPosts)

"1"

pWnd

omg I can't believe I haven't caught on that earlier.. looking at the post history it's so fucking obvious lmao!


mwaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha, total outing, this is the icing on the cake, this is!!!!

SMM, I can see you're online, you little snivelling cunt, what's the matter, is the going too rough, now? ;D Is your monster 200 points IQ not of any use to you in this situation? :P

Come on lad, give us one of those famous 50pt font meltdowns ;D


Definately the same poster....can you say OWNED once again ?

GEEZUS,the shit just keeps on a coming! ;D

ROFLLLLLL hahah that gimmick account is so obvious wtf? how did I miss that?

Hahah , Onemorerep destroying SMM rectum.
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: ChristopherA on February 21, 2012, 07:02:11 AM
  Holy shit, you morons are truly the greatest illiterate fucktards ever. Why did I put that diclaimer there? If you read my first post:

  DISCLAIMER: I OBVIOUSLY DO NOT BELIEVE THAT THEY WERE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS, BUT THE FACT IS THAT THE FAMILY DISAPPEARED WITHOUT A TRACE THAT NIGHT TO NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN.

  The disclaimer is there you illiterate fuck!

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Reading comprehension not a getbigger's strong suit
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: wes on February 21, 2012, 07:13:50 AM
(http://www.popsci.com/files/imagecache/article_image_large/articles/foilhats_400.jpg)
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: funk51 on February 21, 2012, 10:29:37 AM
 The most famous case of alien abduction ever seen on tape.

  DISCLAIMER: I obviously do not think they were abducted by aliens, but the simple fact of the matter is that the entire family disppeared that night without a trace and were never found again.



SUCKMYMUSCLE
bring elle back
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: OTHstrong on February 21, 2012, 11:17:27 AM
Your disclaimer doesn't say that the video is fake as shit and has the shittiest acting on the planet, and that's coming from someone who believes in the UFO phenomenon
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on February 21, 2012, 11:38:29 AM
Occam's razor: What IF the whole fucking family was made up? They didn't disappear, they just never existed.
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 21, 2012, 01:01:04 PM
Some people believe that Aliens are actually fallen angels and that earth is actually some form of hell :-\
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: Rami on February 21, 2012, 01:23:54 PM
I think this could be real. Just like the CIA supposedly have video tape of Jesus being crucified ( recorded by aliens 2000 years ago ).
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: Nomad on February 21, 2012, 01:26:23 PM
guns dont work?

Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: Da Freak on February 21, 2012, 03:30:38 PM
hoax http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_Abduction:_Incident_in_Lake_County (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_Abduction:_Incident_in_Lake_County)
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: Nails on February 21, 2012, 03:40:43 PM
i knew it was fake from the second the dipshit had his face in the camera, any asshole can see the red power light, no need to stick your fucking face in the lens.....



Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: suckmymuscle on February 21, 2012, 06:14:18 PM
hoax http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_Abduction:_Incident_in_Lake_County (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_Abduction:_Incident_in_Lake_County)

  The tape is a reenactment, but the incident truly happened. Apparently, the real tape is out there. People who watched the real tape actually fainted because the aliens are horrifying in the way they look and move. They look like bald zombies with large heads, pale wrinkled sickly skin and giant dark eyes with no pupils. Seeing those things actually walking and moving with their "gliding" motion is so horrific that many people who watched the real tape couldn't handle it.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: Wiggs on February 21, 2012, 06:17:44 PM
What does Alien Grey have to say about this.  I enjoyed being taught by it. Please bring it back.
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: Fortress on February 21, 2012, 06:19:25 PM
Like it's tough to tell these jackasses are actors.  ::)
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: aesthetics on February 21, 2012, 06:23:37 PM
  The tape is a reenactment, but the incident truly happened. Apparently, the real tape is out there. People who watched the real tape actually fainted because the aliens are horrifying in the way they look and move. They look like bald zombies with large heads, pale wrinkled sickly skin and giant dark eyes with no pupils. Seeing those things actually walking and moving with their "gliding" motion is so horrific that many people who watched the real tape couldn't handle it.

SUCKMYMUSCLE


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Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: suckmymuscle on February 21, 2012, 06:23:47 PM
What does Alien Grey have to say about this.  I enjoyed being taught by it. Please bring it back.

  Ron Avidan, Supreme Lord of the Virgo Supercluster, banned the grey alien to the outskirts of the galaxy.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: suckmymuscle on February 21, 2012, 06:25:52 PM

ahahahahahahahhahahahahA HAHhahahahAHAhhahashshas hdhasdgfdhsfsdgsdg

  At least I don't want to fuck teenage boys up the ass... :-X

  Please explain to us how the fact that you being attracted to Justin Bieber but him being 20 and not 16 makes you any less of a fag?

  You are also pretty stupid because you claimed he is 20 and he is actually 17.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: aesthetics on February 21, 2012, 06:26:42 PM
maybe the reason why SMM managed to bench press over 600 pounds raw was because aliens abducted him and then took him to the moon where there was only 1/3rd gravity allowing him to press 6 plates hahaha
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: suckmymuscle on February 21, 2012, 06:28:46 PM
maybe the reason why SMM managed to bench press over 600 pounds raw was because aliens abducted him and then took him to the moon where there was only 1/3rd gravity allowing him to press 6 plates hahaha

  At least I am not a f.aggot like you. I'm still waiting for you to explain how you being attracted to Justin Bieber but him being this or that age makes you any less of a f.aggot.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: King Shizzo on February 21, 2012, 06:32:23 PM
  At least I am not a f.aggot like you. ::) I'm still waiting for you to explain how you being attracted to Justin Bieber but him being this or that age makes you any less of a f.aggot. ::)

SUCKMYMUSCLE
Bieber is a sweet looking lesbian.
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: Nails on February 21, 2012, 11:08:49 PM
The real abduction video in question


Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: Parker on February 22, 2012, 12:04:19 AM
The real abduction video in question



The real cornballishly stupid video...that alien at the end lookig at the camera like "Hey I'm on camera".
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on February 22, 2012, 12:14:56 AM
I fainted.
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: Parker on February 22, 2012, 12:19:33 AM
Ok, here is the question, are the Grey's eyes lidless? So they just walk around and let debris fly into their eyes, or do their "mental powers make all airbourne debris avoid their eyes?

I've always wondered that, since we are on the topic of "alien abductions".
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: HTexan on February 22, 2012, 12:51:54 AM
Faker then the hgh Palumbo sells
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: OTHstrong on February 22, 2012, 11:08:59 AM
  The tape is a reenactment, but the incident truly happened. Apparently, the real tape is out there. People who watched the real tape actually fainted because the aliens are horrifying in the way they look and move. They look like bald zombies with large heads, pale wrinkled sickly skin and giant dark eyes with no pupils. Seeing those things actually walking and moving with their "gliding" motion is so horrific that many people who watched the real tape couldn't handle it.

SUCKMYMUSCLE
So let me get this straight, someone watching a video and ended up fainting...... fainting? am I missing something here, I mean I have heard of people fainting in the hot sun, but watching a video, wow, that's a first
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: tu_holmes on February 22, 2012, 11:10:05 AM
Faker then the hgh Palumbo sells

Hah! Good one.
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: HTexan on February 22, 2012, 11:23:20 AM
So let me get this straight, someone watching a video and ended up fainting...... fainting? am I missing something here, I mean I have heard of people fainting in the hot sun, but watching a video, wow, that's a first
so they got the moves like jager?
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: Irongrip400 on February 22, 2012, 04:02:23 PM
yes.......yes, it is.

Dunno why, but that one liner made me crack up. Good one man.
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: Parker on February 22, 2012, 04:04:54 PM
So let me get this straight, someone watching a video and ended up fainting...... fainting? am I missing something here, I mean I have heard of people fainting in the hot sun, but watching a video, wow, that's a first
Yes, they fainted from laughter...as both tapes were ceations of a fake event---terrible acting...and terrible fake aliens...wearing turtlenecks.
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: wes on February 22, 2012, 04:38:41 PM
Ok, here is the question, are the Grey's eyes lidless? So they just walk around and let debris fly into their eyes, or do their "mental powers make all airbourne debris avoid their eyes?

I've always wondered that, since we are on the topic of "alien abductions".
They have a cataract type device....much like a frog.

Well,you asked!  ;D
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: Nails on February 22, 2012, 05:06:40 PM
from what i read and watched on tv and movies ... the SMALL GRAYS are not actual life beings ... they are AI (ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE or robots) the Large Grays are the real aliens and they come in different forms so far 57 different kinds of them


(http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens1911848module8807285photo_alien1Big.png1206184520)

Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: Parker on February 22, 2012, 05:19:41 PM
from what i read and watched on tv and movies ... the SMALL GRAYS are not actual life beings ... they are AI (ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE or robots) the Large Grays are the real aliens and they come in different forms so far 57 different kinds of them


(http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens1911848module8807285photo_alien1Big.png1206184520)


Apparently the lil 3-4 footers are "workers" the larger 5-7 footers tell em what to do...

They all look like Praying Mantises...

Must suck not having a cock, nose, lips,  and having a pencil neck. And apparently coming from a place with little light...noting the big black eyes...and the fact that very few alien abductions happen in broad daylight...
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: HTexan on February 22, 2012, 05:47:53 PM
Yes, they fainted from laughter...as both tapes were ceations of a fake event---terrible acting...and terrible fake aliens...wearing turtlenecks.
(http://rapradar.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/steve-jobs.jpg)
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: wes on February 22, 2012, 05:50:35 PM
Anybody here see the movie 'Communion' with Christopher Walken?

Pretty good flick about being abducted based on the book by Whitley Streiber (sp).
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: Da Freak on February 24, 2012, 04:09:44 AM
that "authentic" video cracked me up! cant get my head round the fact that people actually believe that shit (and I believe in aliens and all that).

/h2
Title: Re: McPherson Abduction!!!!!
Post by: Rhino on February 24, 2012, 04:22:39 AM
mulder and scully on the case  ???