Author Topic: McPherson Abduction!!!!! (Read 10538 times)

Swede! · « **Reply #25 on:** February 21, 2012, 06:27:48 AM »

SMM once again showing how "smart" he is haha.

and lol @ putting the disclaimer there After he realised the thread wasn't going in his direction

and oh

Quote from: suckmymuscle on November 11, 2005, 07:31:47 PM

As a man who did singles, on the bench, with 610 lbs weighing 282 lbs, I can attest that his claim is possible. On the flat bench, my 1 rep max is now up to 625 lbs. Just because you're weak and pathetic, doesen't mean everybody else is.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Quote from: OneMoreRep on January 26, 2012, 12:58:09 PM

This is a little gem that was brought to my attention.

I can not take credit for the beauty in the following information and will keep the source anonymous as to show respect for the fellow forum member.

It was brought to my attention that a gimmick here by the name of 'Cigaretteman' has been "nuthuggin" Suckmymuscle on various threads as of recent..

Well, the truth has revealed that the paraplegia-inducing, canine destroyer who just so happens to be a genetically engineered superhuman has been using a gimmick to reply to his own posts, LOL!

It's been an outing waiting to happen and light should be shed upon this fountain of truth.

Closely examine CigaretteMan's early posts and their striking similarity to SMMs posts and the truth shall set you, or better said him, free:

SMM:
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=4908;sa=showPosts

Cigaretteman:
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=27918;sa=showPosts

"1"

Quote from: Shockwave on January 26, 2012, 01:00:00 PM

pWnd

Quote from: lovemonkey on January 26, 2012, 01:02:04 PM

omg I can't believe I haven't caught on that earlier.. looking at the post history it's so fucking obvious lmao!

Quote from: Raymondo on January 26, 2012, 01:41:10 PM

mwaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha, total outing, this is the icing on the cake, this is!!!!

SMM, I can see you're online, you little snivelling cunt, what's the matter, is the going too rough, now? Is your monster 200 points IQ not of any use to you in this situation?

Come on lad, give us one of those famous 50pt font meltdowns

Quote from: wes on January 26, 2012, 01:46:35 PM

Definately the same poster....can you say OWNED once again ?

GEEZUS,the shit just keeps on a coming!

Quote from: el numero uno on January 26, 2012, 01:47:25 PM

ROFLLLLLL hahah that gimmick account is so obvious wtf? how did I miss that?

Quote from: che on January 26, 2012, 01:56:04 PM

Hahah , Onemorerep destroying SMM rectum.

ChristopherA · « **Reply #26 on:** February 21, 2012, 07:02:11 AM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on February 20, 2012, 11:55:53 PM

Holy shit, you morons are truly the greatest illiterate fucktards ever. Why did I put that diclaimer there? If you read my first post:

DISCLAIMER: I OBVIOUSLY DO NOT BELIEVE THAT THEY WERE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS, BUT THE FACT IS THAT THE FAMILY DISAPPEARED WITHOUT A TRACE THAT NIGHT TO NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN.

The disclaimer is there you illiterate fuck!

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Reading comprehension not a getbigger's strong suit

wes · « **Reply #27 on:** February 21, 2012, 07:13:50 AM »

funk51 · « **Reply #28 on:** February 21, 2012, 10:29:37 AM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on February 20, 2012, 10:49:01 PM

The most famous case of alien abduction ever seen on tape.

DISCLAIMER: I obviously do not think they were abducted by aliens, but the simple fact of the matter is that the entire family disppeared that night without a trace and were never found again.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

bring elle back

OTHstrong · « **Reply #29 on:** February 21, 2012, 11:17:27 AM »

Your disclaimer doesn't say that the video is fake as shit and has the shittiest acting on the planet, and that's coming from someone who believes in the UFO phenomenon

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #30 on:** February 21, 2012, 11:38:29 AM »

Occam's razor: What IF the whole fucking family was made up? They didn't disappear, they just never existed.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #31 on:** February 21, 2012, 01:01:04 PM »

Some people believe that Aliens are actually fallen angels and that earth is actually some form of hell $:-\$

Rami · « **Reply #32 on:** February 21, 2012, 01:23:54 PM »

I think this could be real. Just like the CIA supposedly have video tape of Jesus being crucified ( recorded by aliens 2000 years ago ).

Nomad · « **Reply #33 on:** February 21, 2012, 01:26:23 PM »

guns dont work?

Da Freak · « **Reply #34 on:** February 21, 2012, 03:30:38 PM »

hoax http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_Abduction:_Incident_in_Lake_County

Nails · « **Reply #35 on:** February 21, 2012, 03:40:43 PM »

i knew it was fake from the second the dipshit had his face in the camera, any asshole can see the red power light, no need to stick your fucking face in the lens.....

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #36 on:** February 21, 2012, 06:14:18 PM »

Quote from: Da Freak on February 21, 2012, 03:30:38 PM

hoax http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_Abduction:_Incident_in_Lake_County

The tape is a reenactment, but the incident truly happened. Apparently, the real tape is out there. People who watched the real tape actually fainted because the aliens are horrifying in the way they look and move. They look like bald zombies with large heads, pale wrinkled sickly skin and giant dark eyes with no pupils. Seeing those things actually walking and moving with their "gliding" motion is so horrific that many people who watched the real tape couldn't handle it.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Wiggs · « **Reply #37 on:** February 21, 2012, 06:17:44 PM »

What does Alien Grey have to say about this. I enjoyed being taught by it. Please bring it back.

Fortress · « **Reply #38 on:** February 21, 2012, 06:19:25 PM »

Like it's tough to tell these jackasses are actors.

aesthetics · « **Reply #39 on:** February 21, 2012, 06:23:37 PM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on February 21, 2012, 06:14:18 PM

The tape is a reenactment, but the incident truly happened. Apparently, the real tape is out there. People who watched the real tape actually fainted because the aliens are horrifying in the way they look and move. They look like bald zombies with large heads, pale wrinkled sickly skin and giant dark eyes with no pupils. Seeing those things actually walking and moving with their "gliding" motion is so horrific that many people who watched the real tape couldn't handle it.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

ahahahahahahahhahahahahA HAHhahahahAHAhhahashshas hdhasdgfdhsfsdgsdg

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #40 on:** February 21, 2012, 06:23:47 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on February 21, 2012, 06:17:44 PM

What does Alien Grey have to say about this. I enjoyed being taught by it. Please bring it back.

Ron Avidan, Supreme Lord of the Virgo Supercluster, banned the grey alien to the outskirts of the galaxy.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #41 on:** February 21, 2012, 06:25:52 PM »

Quote from: aesthetics on February 21, 2012, 06:23:37 PM

ahahahahahahahhahahahahA HAHhahahahAHAhhahashshas hdhasdgfdhsfsdgsdg

At least I don't want to fuck teenage boys up the ass...

Please explain to us how the fact that you being attracted to Justin Bieber but him being 20 and not 16 makes you any less of a fag?

You are also pretty stupid because you claimed he is 20 and he is actually 17.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

aesthetics · « **Reply #42 on:** February 21, 2012, 06:26:42 PM »

maybe the reason why SMM managed to bench press over 600 pounds raw was because aliens abducted him and then took him to the moon where there was only 1/3rd gravity allowing him to press 6 plates hahaha

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #43 on:** February 21, 2012, 06:28:46 PM »

Quote from: aesthetics on February 21, 2012, 06:26:42 PM

maybe the reason why SMM managed to bench press over 600 pounds raw was because aliens abducted him and then took him to the moon where there was only 1/3rd gravity allowing him to press 6 plates hahaha

At least I am not a f.aggot like you. I'm still waiting for you to explain how you being attracted to Justin Bieber but him being this or that age makes you any less of a f.aggot.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

King Shizzo · « **Reply #44 on:** February 21, 2012, 06:32:23 PM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on February 21, 2012, 06:28:46 PM

At least I am not a f.aggot like you. I'm still waiting for you to explain how you being attracted to Justin Bieber but him being this or that age makes you any less of a f.aggot.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Bieber is a sweet looking lesbian.

Nails · « **Reply #45 on:** February 21, 2012, 11:08:49 PM »

The real abduction video in question

Parker · « **Reply #46 on:** February 22, 2012, 12:04:19 AM »

Quote from: Nails on February 21, 2012, 11:08:49 PM

The real abduction video in question

The real cornballishly stupid video...that alien at the end lookig at the camera like "Hey I'm on camera".

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #47 on:** February 22, 2012, 12:14:56 AM »

I fainted.

Parker · « **Reply #48 on:** February 22, 2012, 12:19:33 AM »

Ok, here is the question, are the Grey's eyes lidless? So they just walk around and let debris fly into their eyes, or do their "mental powers make all airbourne debris avoid their eyes?

I've always wondered that, since we are on the topic of "alien abductions".

HTexan · « **Reply #49 on:** February 22, 2012, 12:51:54 AM »

Faker then the hgh Palumbo sells