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Title: Things NOT to say during sex...
Post by: garebear on February 29, 2012, 07:11:08 PM
You're good enough to do this for a living.

So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies.

Did I tell you Aunt Martha died in this bed?

You're almost as good as my ex.

When is this supposed to start to feel good?

This would be fun with a few more people.

When would you like to meet my parents?

My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer.

How long do you plan to be "almost there"?
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Post by: tbombz on February 29, 2012, 07:18:38 PM
do you think im ugly ?
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Post by: RustyTrenbolona on February 29, 2012, 07:20:55 PM
loose
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Post by: RustyTrenbolona on February 29, 2012, 07:21:56 PM
flare up
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Post by: makaveli25 on February 29, 2012, 07:23:02 PM
Wrong hole fool  ;D
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Post by: johnnynoname on February 29, 2012, 07:23:22 PM
Wrong hole fool  ;D

i love that movie
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Post by: no one on February 29, 2012, 07:25:15 PM


you dont look nearly as fat in clothes.

for a heavier girl you dont sweat that much.
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Post by: apply85 on February 29, 2012, 07:28:27 PM
sweet wall art

did u just call be bro

can i remove ur wig
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Post by: StanZoLOL on February 29, 2012, 07:32:00 PM
You know you're supposed to wipe, right?
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Post by: Voice of Doom on February 29, 2012, 07:37:33 PM
Your dad was right...you are a good lay!
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Post by: chess315 on February 29, 2012, 07:38:29 PM
 is it in yet :P
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Post by: Xerxes on February 29, 2012, 07:38:45 PM
do you think im ugly ?

fuck I hate this so much  :-\
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Post by: wes on February 29, 2012, 07:39:35 PM
That was great Mary........err I mean that was great Sue! 
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Post by: K-1 on February 29, 2012, 08:09:40 PM
c'mon....your mom did it when I asked her!
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Post by: Hulkotron on February 29, 2012, 08:17:31 PM
"It's gonna get hard any minute now."
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Post by: RustyTrenbolona on February 29, 2012, 08:18:55 PM
anteater
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Post by: delta9mda on February 29, 2012, 08:24:11 PM
you done yet?
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Post by: TacoBell on February 29, 2012, 08:28:21 PM
No question, you should have placed in front of Jay at the Olympia last year.
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Post by: K-1 on February 29, 2012, 08:39:35 PM
"It's gonna get hard any minute now."

LMFAO
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Post by: HTexan on February 29, 2012, 09:20:29 PM
cold
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Post by: Dipadidu on February 29, 2012, 10:20:20 PM
first!
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Post by: balzac on February 29, 2012, 11:52:34 PM
whats your name
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Post by: Archer77 on March 01, 2012, 12:38:33 AM
Grandma died on this bed.
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Post by: sync pulse on March 01, 2012, 12:41:39 AM
That is my ex-wife's ashes in the urn...and that's her picture.
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Post by: MORTALCOIL on March 01, 2012, 01:29:45 AM
Your sister gives you a run for your money.
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Post by: Army of One on March 01, 2012, 01:33:30 AM
Who was the guy here who said he put a printed out photo of the girls father over his face, just as she was about to cum?
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Post by: Loc on March 01, 2012, 02:51:18 AM
OH GOD DAMMIT...I Thoughht you were shaved!!!
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Post by: 240 is Back on March 01, 2012, 04:04:30 AM
No question, you should have placed in front of Jay at the Olympia last year.

brilliant and should not be overlooked here.
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Post by: DBX on March 01, 2012, 04:06:21 AM
i just got a blood transfusion from derek anthony
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Post by: The_Punisher on March 01, 2012, 04:37:32 AM
losing a boner right in the middle of the act is not fun......blame her... :)
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Post by: True on March 01, 2012, 04:38:02 AM
"I have aids".
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Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on March 01, 2012, 04:47:37 AM
Grandma shit in this bed
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Post by: Dr.Ill on March 01, 2012, 06:43:38 AM
I use to be a women.

My ex loved this vibrator!   :o
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Post by: hrspwr on March 01, 2012, 08:27:35 AM
You don`t look near as fat when I`m this close to you.
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 01, 2012, 08:30:22 AM
It's going to take me forever to cum.
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Post by: dyslexic on March 01, 2012, 09:14:55 AM
What's that smell?
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Post by: ChristopherA on March 01, 2012, 10:36:31 AM
Wrong hole fool  ;D
Dude wtf first thing I thought of. Hilarious movie. Talk dirty to me. I'm gonna come
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Post by: RJ DRIVER on March 01, 2012, 11:02:03 AM
Ass like an 8 yrd old boy.
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Post by: StanZoLOL on March 01, 2012, 11:07:23 AM
*sniff, sniff* Did you shit?
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Post by: Stark on March 01, 2012, 11:09:59 AM
Say everything twice when she asks why you do that say I don't it's the echo of your big pussy  ;) who remembers
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Post by: StanZoLOL on March 01, 2012, 11:11:19 AM
Say everything twice when she asks why you do that say I don't it's the echo of your big pussy  ;) who remembers

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1luLRXKoJM8/Sj4sPTb4wBI/AAAAAAAARuU/HYWJxYOYq08/s400/predator04.jpg)
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Post by: Stark on March 01, 2012, 11:12:40 AM
Let's have some brutal rape sex
NO FUCKING WAY!!!
that's the spirit woman
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Post by: wes on March 01, 2012, 11:13:16 AM
Let's have some brutal rape sex
NO FUCKING WAY!!!
that's the spirit
:D
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Post by: disco_stu on March 01, 2012, 11:14:13 AM
What's that smell?

we have a winner!
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Post by: Thespritz0 on March 01, 2012, 12:11:07 PM
Maybe you should have a quick shower?? :P
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 01, 2012, 12:15:48 PM
Ah fuck, I think the wart popped again.
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Post by: Parker on March 01, 2012, 12:31:47 PM
Damn, I didn't know that Find a Fold and Fuck it could be this good!

Damn, look what you made me do...I came too early, all your damn fault!
 
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 01, 2012, 12:37:13 PM
When are leaving?
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 01, 2012, 12:38:16 PM
The cab will be here in 10 minutes to take you home.
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 01, 2012, 12:41:31 PM
What's your name again?
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Post by: LittleJ on March 01, 2012, 12:41:58 PM
My dads dick is bigger than yours
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Post by: Parker on March 01, 2012, 12:49:06 PM
You have teeth like a beaver, and as eager as one.
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 01, 2012, 12:53:00 PM
This feels like it did with your mom.

Man I love 13 year olds.

This is way better than an alter boy's anus

Is getting postive on an AIDS test a good thing?

it burns, it burns!

it does feel like warm apple pie!

mom!

Is it in?

I farted.

man it's hard to piss when hard.

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Post by: 240 is Back on March 01, 2012, 01:04:53 PM
nonchalently mix and consume a protein shake while recieving a BJ.
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Post by: chess315 on March 01, 2012, 01:20:55 PM
"It's gonna get hard any minute now."
boy that one does suck :/
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 01, 2012, 01:40:42 PM
This is the first time this has ever happened to me........I swear
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 01, 2012, 01:45:35 PM
According to GH15....
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Post by: CalvinH on March 01, 2012, 01:52:45 PM
Your mother is better in bed then you.
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 01, 2012, 02:50:13 PM
Girl says to you, "Now I know why you drive a Hummer with a lift kit" :-\
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Post by: DBX on March 01, 2012, 02:59:35 PM
"It's gonna get hard any minute now."

Quote from: sevastase on November 22, 2006, 05:37:30 AM
hi gh15...i know you got tons of stuff to do and everybody pm's you so i hope u get the time to look at this and let me know what u think...i know u don't answer pm...so if u want me to post it on the forum i can do so....i'm 5'10" 190lbs...just got back to lifting after a layoff ...been off aas for 4 months now...i find my sex drive low...way too low...i think it's emotional with the girl i'm with...i used cialis...and still not much...i tried viagra 100 and that's for sure the real shit but here in romania it's way too expensive...now i never had this problem before , i did have a really high sex drive...i'm 30...and for more info or how i look i have a thread on pic's of members , my name is sevastase...just look mit up on the board and you'll find the thread. I read your post about test and sex drive and it clicked so i shot 2cc of sustanon and i can't get any  for about 2 months....can i continue with enthanate?...500mg that is...until i get more sust.?...also i wanna hear your thoughts on the erection issue...viagra ...test ...if it's related to erection or just sex drive...and whatever you think i fucking need to do because i'm 30...in love and the last thing i need now is a limp dick! I apreciate u taking the time and hope u find some advice for me...cheers.
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Post by: robingraves on March 02, 2012, 03:17:38 AM
SLAAAAAYER!!!!
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Post by: B_B_C on March 02, 2012, 06:59:48 AM
How long have you had the hots for greased up self obsessed druggy musclemen in skimpy bikini bottoms?
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Post by: BigCyp on March 02, 2012, 07:15:10 AM
boy that one does suck :/

Hahahaha yes, 'hard' times for sure lol

It's almost like you can see a girls horny meter slowly reducing as the milliseconds pass  ;D
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 02, 2012, 07:22:20 AM
who do you think is going to win the Arnold
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Post by: Army of One on March 02, 2012, 07:31:53 AM
You remind me of Maria Calo
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Post by: JasonH on March 02, 2012, 07:38:17 AM
I'm a Getbigger you know, but I have less than 1,000 posts...
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Post by: Mitch on March 02, 2012, 07:52:04 AM
I can't do *insert sex position* because I've just trained *insert body part"
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Post by: MichaelScottDM on March 02, 2012, 11:34:59 AM
I can't do *insert sex position* because I've just trained *insert body part"


Thats funny and real shit a day or two after leg day
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Post by: MORTALCOIL on March 05, 2012, 02:22:56 AM
Is it supposed to be leaking like this even though I'm not cumming?
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Post by: Griffith on March 05, 2012, 04:17:57 AM
Act dead.
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Post by: Tito24 on March 05, 2012, 04:31:27 AM
Grandma died on this bed.

that would make me even hornier if she said that
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Post by: Archer77 on March 05, 2012, 05:06:17 AM
that would make me even hornier if she said that

Pervert..haha   Another good one is;  I have to give you a compliment the sex was amazing, the best ever.  The last girl I slept with was terrible in bed and she gave me AIDS.
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Post by: BigCyp on March 05, 2012, 05:25:00 AM
Oops sorry
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Post by: Red Hook on March 05, 2012, 05:25:51 AM
Let's have some brutal rape sex
NO FUCKING WAY!!!
that's the spirit woman


ROFL..classic
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Post by: illwill on March 05, 2012, 06:22:48 AM
You kinda look like your brother in low lighting
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Post by: Dr Dutch on March 05, 2012, 06:27:14 AM
"My whole family uses this bed to shit and die in..."
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Post by: illwill on March 05, 2012, 06:33:31 AM
Your pussy is tighter than your butt hole
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Post by: dyslexic on March 05, 2012, 07:21:43 AM
Holy crap! Did you already have kids?
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Post by: illwill on March 05, 2012, 07:42:12 AM
Did you step on dog shit or something?
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Post by: Archer77 on March 05, 2012, 07:52:45 AM
Holy crap! Did you already have kids?


Cause I think I just gave you one.  The condom broke.
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Post by: BIG DUB on March 05, 2012, 10:47:40 PM
"Say hello to my little friend!" ;D
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Post by: BIG DUB on March 05, 2012, 10:48:39 PM
Grandma died on this bed.

That is some fuked up shit LOL!
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Post by: Radical Plato on March 06, 2012, 06:45:03 AM
Act dead.
Seriously Laughing hard - thats a good one



UPDATE: Seriously, I have never laughed so hard at just two words - Act Dead - I love that - this is classic material!
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Post by: oldman on March 06, 2012, 07:13:12 AM
We need to work on your gag reflex...
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 06, 2012, 07:15:03 AM
do you want to see me guestpose?