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LittleJ

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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #50 on: March 01, 2012, 12:41:58 PM »
My dads dick is bigger than yours

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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #51 on: March 01, 2012, 12:49:06 PM »
You have teeth like a beaver, and as eager as one.

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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #52 on: March 01, 2012, 12:53:00 PM »
This feels like it did with your mom.

Man I love 13 year olds.

This is way better than an alter boy's anus

Is getting postive on an AIDS test a good thing?

it burns, it burns!

it does feel like warm apple pie!

mom!

Is it in?

I farted.

man it's hard to piss when hard.


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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #53 on: March 01, 2012, 01:04:53 PM »
nonchalently mix and consume a protein shake while recieving a BJ.

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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #54 on: March 01, 2012, 01:20:55 PM »
"It's gonna get hard any minute now."
boy that one does suck :/

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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #55 on: March 01, 2012, 01:40:42 PM »
This is the first time this has ever happened to me........I swear

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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #56 on: March 01, 2012, 01:45:35 PM »
According to GH15....

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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #57 on: March 01, 2012, 01:52:45 PM »
Your mother is better in bed then you.

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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #58 on: March 01, 2012, 02:50:13 PM »
Girl says to you, "Now I know why you drive a Hummer with a lift kit" :-\

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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #59 on: March 01, 2012, 02:59:35 PM »
"It's gonna get hard any minute now."

Quote from: sevastase on November 22, 2006, 05:37:30 AM
hi gh15...i know you got tons of stuff to do and everybody pm's you so i hope u get the time to look at this and let me know what u think...i know u don't answer pm...so if u want me to post it on the forum i can do so....i'm 5'10" 190lbs...just got back to lifting after a layoff ...been off aas for 4 months now...i find my sex drive low...way too low...i think it's emotional with the girl i'm with...i used cialis...and still not much...i tried viagra 100 and that's for sure the real shit but here in romania it's way too expensive...now i never had this problem before , i did have a really high sex drive...i'm 30...and for more info or how i look i have a thread on pic's of members , my name is sevastase...just look mit up on the board and you'll find the thread. I read your post about test and sex drive and it clicked so i shot 2cc of sustanon and i can't get any  for about 2 months....can i continue with enthanate?...500mg that is...until i get more sust.?...also i wanna hear your thoughts on the erection issue...viagra ...test ...if it's related to erection or just sex drive...and whatever you think i fucking need to do because i'm 30...in love and the last thing i need now is a limp dick! I apreciate u taking the time and hope u find some advice for me...cheers.

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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #60 on: March 02, 2012, 03:17:38 AM »
SLAAAAAYER!!!!

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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #61 on: March 02, 2012, 06:59:48 AM »
How long have you had the hots for greased up self obsessed druggy musclemen in skimpy bikini bottoms?
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #62 on: March 02, 2012, 07:15:10 AM »
boy that one does suck :/

Hahahaha yes, 'hard' times for sure lol

It's almost like you can see a girls horny meter slowly reducing as the milliseconds pass  ;D

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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #63 on: March 02, 2012, 07:22:20 AM »
who do you think is going to win the Arnold

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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #64 on: March 02, 2012, 07:31:53 AM »
You remind me of Maria Calo

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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #65 on: March 02, 2012, 07:38:17 AM »
I'm a Getbigger you know, but I have less than 1,000 posts...

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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #66 on: March 02, 2012, 07:52:04 AM »
I can't do *insert sex position* because I've just trained *insert body part"

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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #67 on: March 02, 2012, 11:34:59 AM »
I can't do *insert sex position* because I've just trained *insert body part"


Thats funny and real shit a day or two after leg day

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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #68 on: March 05, 2012, 02:22:56 AM »
Is it supposed to be leaking like this even though I'm not cumming?

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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #69 on: March 05, 2012, 04:17:57 AM »
Act dead.

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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #70 on: March 05, 2012, 04:31:27 AM »
Grandma died on this bed.

that would make me even hornier if she said that

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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #71 on: March 05, 2012, 05:06:17 AM »
that would make me even hornier if she said that

Pervert..haha   Another good one is;  I have to give you a compliment the sex was amazing, the best ever.  The last girl I slept with was terrible in bed and she gave me AIDS.
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #72 on: March 05, 2012, 05:25:00 AM »
Oops sorry

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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #73 on: March 05, 2012, 05:25:51 AM »
Let's have some brutal rape sex
NO FUCKING WAY!!!
that's the spirit woman


ROFL..classic
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex...
« Reply #74 on: March 05, 2012, 06:22:48 AM »
You kinda look like your brother in low lighting