Author Topic: Things NOT to say during sex... (Read 9134 times)

Army of One · « **Reply #25 on:** March 01, 2012, 01:33:30 AM »

Who was the guy here who said he put a printed out photo of the girls father over his face, just as she was about to cum?

Loc · « **Reply #26 on:** March 01, 2012, 02:51:18 AM »

OH GOD DAMMIT...I Thoughht you were shaved!!!

240 is Back · « **Reply #27 on:** March 01, 2012, 04:04:30 AM »

No question, you should have placed in front of Jay at the Olympia last year.

brilliant and should not be overlooked here.

DBX · « **Reply #28 on:** March 01, 2012, 04:06:21 AM »

i just got a blood transfusion from derek anthony

The_Punisher · « **Reply #29 on:** March 01, 2012, 04:37:32 AM »

losing a boner right in the middle of the act is not fun......blame her...

True · « **Reply #30 on:** March 01, 2012, 04:38:02 AM »

"I have aids".

BIG AL MCKECHNIE · « **Reply #31 on:** March 01, 2012, 04:47:37 AM »

Grandma shit in this bed

Dr.Ill · « **Reply #32 on:** March 01, 2012, 06:43:38 AM »

I use to be a women.

My ex loved this vibrator!

hrspwr · « **Reply #33 on:** March 01, 2012, 08:27:35 AM »

You don`t look near as fat when I`m this close to you.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #34 on:** March 01, 2012, 08:30:22 AM »

It's going to take me forever to cum.

dyslexic · « **Reply #35 on:** March 01, 2012, 09:14:55 AM »

What's that smell?

ChristopherA · « **Reply #36 on:** March 01, 2012, 10:36:31 AM »

Wrong hole fool

Dude wtf first thing I thought of. Hilarious movie. Talk dirty to me. I'm gonna come

RJ DRIVER · « **Reply #37 on:** March 01, 2012, 11:02:03 AM »

Ass like an 8 yrd old boy.

StanZoLOL · « **Reply #38 on:** March 01, 2012, 11:07:23 AM »

*sniff, sniff* Did you shit?

Stark · « **Reply #39 on:** March 01, 2012, 11:09:59 AM »

Say everything twice when she asks why you do that say I don't it's the echo of your big pussy

who remembers

StanZoLOL · « **Reply #40 on:** March 01, 2012, 11:11:19 AM »

Say everything twice when she asks why you do that say I don't it's the echo of your big pussy who remembers

Stark · « **Reply #41 on:** March 01, 2012, 11:12:40 AM »

Let's have some brutal rape sex
NO FUCKING WAY!!!
that's the spirit woman

wes · « **Reply #42 on:** March 01, 2012, 11:13:16 AM »

Let's have some brutal rape sex
NO FUCKING WAY!!!
that's the spirit

disco_stu · « **Reply #43 on:** March 01, 2012, 11:14:13 AM »

What's that smell?

we have a winner!

Thespritz0 · « **Reply #44 on:** March 01, 2012, 12:11:07 PM »

Maybe you should have a quick shower??

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #45 on:** March 01, 2012, 12:15:48 PM »

Ah fuck, I think the wart popped again.

Parker · « **Reply #46 on:** March 01, 2012, 12:31:47 PM »

Damn, I didn't know that Find a Fold and Fuck it could be this good!

Damn, look what you made me do...I came too early, all your damn fault!

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #47 on:** March 01, 2012, 12:37:13 PM »

When are leaving?

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #48 on:** March 01, 2012, 12:38:16 PM »

The cab will be here in 10 minutes to take you home.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #49 on:** March 01, 2012, 12:41:31 PM »

What's your name again?