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Title: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Fitness4Life on March 01, 2012, 12:16:24 AM
What was it like giving anal to a chick, or a man in prison.  Would prefer hetero stories.  Also, lube or spit?  Was it painful for her?  How long did it take to convince her, did she enjoy it?

What's your ANAL story?
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Voland on March 01, 2012, 12:21:21 AM
i always always anal my girls.
i try to avoid lube unless its absolutely necessary.
who cares if its painful for her its all attention whoring, they can take it, its just the first seconds, tell her to stop whining she'll reply "ok...*puppy look* but slow"
i don't convince them, i do it to them as its normal to me its normal to them. They ALL end up enjoying it either by the pleasure itself or the feeling of being humiliated with a cock in the ass. Try pissing in that hole after  ;)

Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: outby43 on March 01, 2012, 01:14:55 AM
i always always anal my girls.
i try to avoid lube unless its absolutely necessary.
who cares if its painful for her its all attention whoring, they can take it, its just the first seconds, tell her to stop whining she'll reply "ok...*puppy look* but slow"
i don't convince them, i do it to them as its normal to me its normal to them. They ALL end up enjoying it either by the pleasure itself or the feeling of being humiliated with a cock in the ass. Try pissing in that hole after  ;)



Your future father in law will be proud.  ;D
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: The Italian Lifter on March 01, 2012, 01:16:09 AM
i always always anal my girls.
i try to avoid lube unless its absolutely necessary.
who cares if its painful for her its all attention whoring, they can take it, its just the first seconds, tell her to stop whining she'll reply "ok...*puppy look* but slow"
i don't convince them, i do it to them as its normal to me its normal to them. They ALL end up enjoying it either by the pleasure itself or the feeling of being humiliated with a cock in the ass. Try pissing in that hole after  ;)



you're a poet Voland
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: chess315 on March 01, 2012, 01:29:09 AM
I hate to say this i think i have done a good 40 50 girls anal well let my count elianna,micki,britanny,nicole,nicole.ashley,leticia,rayne,tiffany,katie,lilbit,llana,joe,rachel,lana,kaytlen fuck its hard to just member out of the blue some of them im not sure i even now there name anymore :/  ILL think some more later sometime just doing house chores all the sudden I member some girl i banged in the ass out of the blue and think how did i forget that that was so fun :)
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Fitness4Life on March 01, 2012, 01:41:20 AM
I hate to say this i think i have done a good 40 50 girls anal well let my count elianna,micki,britanny,nicole,nicole.ashley,leticia,rayne,tiffany,katie,lilbit,llana,joe,rachel,lana,kaytlen fuck its hard to just member out of the blue some of them im not sure i even now there name anymore :/  ILL think some more later sometime just doing house chores all the sudden I member some girl i banged in the ass out of the blue and think how did i forget that that was so fun :)

any of them ever against it, then become a fan of it?  lure them into the dark side and enjoy it?
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: James28 on March 01, 2012, 01:43:38 AM
Tania, Norwegian, 32, Sept 2008. There's been a few others but her I remember vividly.

She was crazy off course, just needed to be certified. It may have happened by now. Met her at a bus stop outside the airport in Bergen. As there was no taxis, I decided to bus it. She was also there and helped me find the right one. Happened to be the one she took as well.

So 3 hours later, we were in my hotel room, naked, when she turned around in and said 'Once it's comfortably in there, I want to be anally raped'. It was my first time I got an A2M too. I've never, ever smashed anything so hard in my life. At one point she was saying, and I swear this on my life 'Awww, can't you go harder'. Ladies and gentlemen, Rocco never fucked a girl this hard in any hole. That's when I put my hands around her neck and choked her whilst doing at least 3 good pumps a second in her ass. She was pleased. She loved anal.

Aaah, the good old days
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: chess315 on March 01, 2012, 01:56:27 AM
any of them ever against it, then become a fan of it?  lure them into the dark side and enjoy it?
some against some careless you have to realise even if they are not against it any rational girl is going to act like they are lol no decent woman admits it. MAny think it may hurt and be scared but deep down most women have a urge to be forced and took roughly almost raped by a man. So its not that really difficult to pull off also some girls are just made to take it the ass better then others lol A lot of guys don't understand what a woman says and wants is not the same lol for the most part woman like a guy to take charge and run the show and to almost be at there mercy. Thats why you have guys on here cant get women blah blah you have to look at women like I know your secret you lil slut your not going to fool me you want just as bad as i want you. Until you do that its almost like they don't give in because there trying to uphold some image or something. Im not good looking in the least lol
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: The Italian Lifter on March 01, 2012, 01:59:37 AM
Tania, Norwegian, 32, Sept 2008. There's been a few others but her I remember vividly.

She was crazy off course, just needed to be certified. It may have happened by now. Met her at a bus stop outside the airport in Bergen. As there was no taxis, I decided to bus it. She was also there and helped me find the right one. Happened to be the one she took as well.

So 3 hours later, we were in my hotel room, naked, when she turned around in and said 'Once it's comfortably in there, I want to be anally raped'. It was my first time I got an A2M too. I've never, ever smashed anything so hard in my life. At one point she was saying, and I swear this on my life 'Awww, can't you go harder'. Ladies and gentlemen, Rocco never fucked a girl this hard in any hole. That's when I put my hands around her neck and choked her whilst doing at least 3 good pumps a second in her ass. She was pleased. She loved anal.

Aaah, the good old days

she seems to be perfect wife material  ;)
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: chess315 on March 01, 2012, 02:00:48 AM
its almost not fun if the girl wants in the ass lol
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: BigCyp on March 01, 2012, 02:22:03 AM
When I was 15 I jumped on a train with a few pals and we were tanked.

We got off at a random station about 10 miles away, and met up with some pretty useless looking 14 year old bitches. After a bit of slurred small talk we all agreed to go to the grass verge, outside the carpark and 'chill'. I started banging  this girl (didn't even bother taking my jeans off lol and I said "hey have you aver done it doggy style?" so she started crying and walked over to her friends. (after quickly wanking myself off and wiping it on the grass hahaah I went over to my pals and they were like - "Bro you are messed up man, why did you try and have bumsex with her lol"

I was like wtf - I asked her for doggy haha - turns out she was a virgin (you would hope so for 14yo lol) and had never even let a guy touch her boobs, she went to school the next day and told her teacher that some guy had tried to rape her in the bum hahahahahahahahaahhaa

Oh brother it was a classic evening though
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: The Italian Lifter on March 01, 2012, 02:24:07 AM
When I was 15 I jumped on a train with a few pals and we

we?
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: nasht5 on March 01, 2012, 02:27:41 AM
some against some careless you have to realise even if they are not against it any rational girl is going to act like they are lol no decent woman admits it. MAny think it may hurt and be scared but deep down most women have a urge to be forced and took roughly almost raped by a man. So its not that really difficult to pull of also some girls are just made to take it the ass better then others lol A lot of guys don't understand what a woman says and wants is not the same lol for the most part woman like a guy to take charge and run the show and to almost be at there mercy. That why you have guys on here cant get women blah blah you have to look at women like I know your secret you lil slut your not going to fool me you want just as bad as i want you. Until you do that its almost like they don't give in because there trying to uphold some image or something. Im not good looking in the least lol


That was the gospel truth, well said. Chess spreading some knowledge, great post.
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Fitness4Life on March 01, 2012, 02:41:16 AM
When I was 15 I jumped on a train with a few pals and we were tanked.

We got off at a random station about 10 miles away, and met up with some pretty useless looking 14 year old bitches. After a bit of slurred small talk we all agreed to go to the grass verge, outside the carpark and 'chill'. I started banging  this girl (didn't even bother taking my jeans off lol and I said "hey have you aver done it doggy style?" so she started crying and walked over to her friends. (after quickly wanking myself off and wiping it on the grass hahaah I went over to my pals and they were like - "Dan you are messed up man, why did you try and have bumsex with her lol"

I was like wtf - I asked her for doggy haha - turns out she was a virgin (you would hope so for 14yo lol) and had never even let a guy touch her boobs, she went to school the next day and told her teacher that some guy named dan had tried to rape her in the bum hahahahahahahahaahhaa

Oh brother it was a classic evening though

14 years old
no anal
"WE"

FAIL
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: BigCyp on March 01, 2012, 02:43:08 AM
14 years old
no anal
"WE"

FAIL

14" arms (inc. sweater)
no money
"CVNT"

Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Fitness4Life on March 01, 2012, 02:46:35 AM
its almost not fun if the girl wants in the ass lol

true, as is most things, the chase and anticipation sometimes is half the pleasure or more.  this chick I'm seeing had done anal, she said she didn't like it cuz she felt like she was taking a diarrhea dump lol.  but then again, she hated cum in her mouth, I tried that with her and she took it very well, my cum tasted fine, tren, masteron, test prob and andro cum, go figure.  

she says she'll let me bang her anal because she loves me...lol...regardless, very much looking forward to this anal experience, this will be my first
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Bobby on March 01, 2012, 02:56:15 AM
I once screwed an asian chick in the ass and when i took it out, there was a rice on it
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: purenaturalstrength on March 01, 2012, 03:21:47 AM
i fucked a thai gerl in the ass once since she insisted on "trying it"


no shit on my cock which was good


felt disgusting would not do again


i've declined several anal propostitions since from different women

it's unnatural and doesnt feel right
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Army of One on March 01, 2012, 03:25:22 AM



i've declined several anal propostitions since from different women

it's unnatural and doesnt feel right

Get them to lube the strapon first
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: The Italian Lifter on March 01, 2012, 03:27:26 AM
Get them to lube the strapon first

ouch!  ;D
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: purenaturalstrength on March 01, 2012, 03:28:48 AM
Get them to lube the strapon first
pretty sick twisting i admit i chuckled a bit rthere
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: jwb on March 01, 2012, 03:45:31 AM
I've done anal but I can take it or leave it. Been lucky enough to have some tight pussy to screw for the most part only two loose bitches I can think of.
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: BigCyp on March 01, 2012, 03:47:19 AM
I've done anal but I can take it or leave it. Been lucky enough to have some tight pussy to screw for the most part only two loose bitches I can think of.

Stop fvcking your little sisters
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: jwb on March 01, 2012, 03:51:58 AM
Stop fvcking your little sisters
Shorter women have been my preference generally which helps in the tightness department I think. Last 6 footer I did you could have driven a truck into that thing I swear.
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: BigCyp on March 01, 2012, 03:54:11 AM
Shorter women have been my preference generally which helps in the tightness department I think. Last 6 footer I did you could have driven a truck into that thing I swear.

Could be true,

One thing I notice about taller girls is they're much harder to strangle
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Euro-monster on March 01, 2012, 04:08:12 AM
Could be true,

One thing I notice about taller girls is they're much harder to strangle

You should try standing on yer toes the next time...midget... :)
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: dr.chimps on March 01, 2012, 04:30:17 AM
There once was a guy named UKGold...
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Super Natural on March 01, 2012, 05:35:46 AM
You should try standing on yer toes the next time...midget... :)

There once was a midget who had sex with an extremely tall prostitute who demanded to be kissed during sex... it was a pain for him to have to stop, shuffle up (push up position)...kiss her..shuffle back down and carry on humping.

after a while of this up and down, up and down... he ask, "is it ok if I just shake your hand?"  
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: BigCyp on March 01, 2012, 05:39:48 AM
There once was a guy named UKGold...

Hahahaha oh brother, that 'guy' was gayer than a 1990's +pos party in brighton
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: dj181 on March 01, 2012, 05:40:13 AM
I hate to say this i think i have done a good 40 50 girls anal well let my count elianna,micki,britanny,nicole,nicole.ashley,leticia,rayne,tiffany,katie,lilbit,llana,joe,rachel,lana,kaytlen fuck its hard to just member out of the blue some of them im not sure i even now there name anymore :/  ILL think some more later sometime just doing house chores all the sudden I member some girl i banged in the ass out of the blue and think how did i forget that that was so fun :)

how many of them were black chicks?
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: wes on March 01, 2012, 05:42:11 AM
Met this chick from Chicago in a bar one night.....she was a nurse in town with her boss ,a doctor who was attending some convention.

I was pretty drunk and we went back to her room where I fucked her.....this chick was real nice,blonde,great body,good personality,well anyway she asks me to fuck her in her ass,when I tried,I could no longer get it up....................Ja ck Daniels had control of my dick!!

I always regretted not banging her in the ass,but somehow I got over it............never saw her again..........she has no idea what she missed out, on poor girl.
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Euro-monster on March 01, 2012, 06:03:16 AM
I see you didnt recover Wes... :D

Anal will always be on your mind.... ;D
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: The Italian Lifter on March 01, 2012, 06:04:54 AM
Met this chick from Chicago in a bar one night.....she was a nurse in town with her boss ,a doctor who was attending some convention.

I was pretty drunk and we went back to her room where I fucked her.....this chick was real nice,blonde,great body,good personality,well anyway she asks me to fuck her in her ass,when I tried,I could no longer get it up....................Ja ck Daniels had control of my dick!!

I always regretted not banging her in the ass,but somehow I got over it............never saw her again..........she has no idea what she missed out, on poor girl.

WES don't feed the fantasy of YAGR
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: wes on March 01, 2012, 06:09:00 AM
I see you didnt recover Wes... :D

Anal will always be on your mind.... ;D
I still sob myself to sleep at night on a regular basis thinking about this failed conquest!  :D

WES don't feed the fantasy of YAGR
Don`t go there paison!  ;D
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Euro-monster on March 01, 2012, 06:38:32 AM
I still sob myself to sleep at night on a regular basis thinking about this failed conquest!  :D


I bet you do buddy...i bet you do..... :)
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: godeep on March 01, 2012, 06:47:42 AM
Have tried to get every woman I've been with to do or at least try; been successful with around 15-20% of them.

Most didn't enjoy too much but let it happen, a few got to enjoying it and a select few freaks relished it. Those blessed freaks still haunt my memories frequently even though it's been 10 years (married now) since those wild days.

I was banging one in the vag for like the 3-4th time that night (good 'ol blue magic pills) and she looks back at me over her shoulder and says, "you've worn my pussy out and it's very sore, if you want to keep going you're going to have to stick it in my ass." Yep, more than 10 years ago and that session can be summoned up in my memory like a fucking HD movie on demand. Miss those days "sometimes".
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: wes on March 01, 2012, 07:00:11 AM
Nurses, diner waitresses and school teachers are the dirtiest girls you can ever meet.


Yes,and I love them all dearly for it!  :D
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: wes on March 01, 2012, 07:00:51 AM
Have tried to get every woman I've been with to do or at least try; been successful with around 15-20% of them.

Most didn't enjoy too much but let it happen, a few got to enjoying it and a select few freaks relished it. Those blessed freaks still haunt my memories frequently even though it's been 10 years (married now) since those wild days.

I was banging one in the vag for like the 3-4th time that night (good 'ol blue magic pills) and she looks back at me over her shoulder and says, "you've worn my pussy out and it's very sore, if you want to keep going you're going to have to stick it in my ass." Yep, more than 10 years ago and that session can be summoned up in my memory like a fucking HD movie on demand. Miss those days "sometimes".
Good user name ,especially for this type of thread!  ;)
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: 240 is Back on March 01, 2012, 07:03:35 AM
past 1 am....
some kind of mini-crisis where you help them out...
a few glasses of wine to unwind...

you're in.  just take it like you're on some kind of mission together to conquer it.    it's just us against the world baby.
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: wes on March 01, 2012, 07:04:37 AM
past 1 am....
some kind of mini-crisis where you help them out...
a few glasses of wine to unwind...

you're in.  just take it like you're on some kind of mission together to conquer it.    it's just us against the world baby.
Then simply "plant the flag" !
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: 240 is Back on March 01, 2012, 07:05:33 AM
Then simply "plant the flag" !

yeah, just be gentle, give them a "is this okay baby"....  they nod...

then you turn up the music and pound them like a rented hammer.
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: wes on March 01, 2012, 07:08:27 AM
yeah, just be gentle, give them a "is this okay baby"....  they nod...

then you turn up the music and pound them like a rented hammer.
Works every time!  ;D
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: makaveli25 on March 01, 2012, 07:09:15 AM
First time was with a mixed chick half white half black. She didn't want to loose her virginity so she let me plow her ass. It was a lot of fun. Last time was about a month ago. Got a hotel room with latino chick. She let me plow her ass all night. Again a lot of fun.

Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: oldman on March 01, 2012, 07:14:01 AM
All of my girls do anal, if they dont, I dump them.  They all love it, some love the pain and some need that ass filled.  I recently dumped an 11 because she wouldnt take it up the ass, she thought she was too good looking.  Now she is begging to come back to me, too bad.

Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: wes on March 01, 2012, 07:15:40 AM
All of my girls do anal, if they dont, I dump them.  They all love it, some love the pain and some need that ass filled.  I recently dumped an 11 because she wouldnt take it up the ass, she thought she was too good looking.  Now she is begging to come back to me, too bad.


You`re cold blooded..............giv e the poor girl a break, take her back,then ass fuck the snot out of her!  :D
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: wes on March 01, 2012, 07:16:18 AM
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NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 01, 2012, 07:19:09 AM
so many studs here....who knew  ::)
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: wes on March 01, 2012, 07:23:03 AM
so many studs here....who knew  ::)
Stud,+ millionare,+ private jet owner, + supermodel girlfriend, and the ability to get any chick you ever desired = every member of getbig.

Hope that helps!  :D
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Post by: viking1 on March 01, 2012, 07:39:27 AM
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Post by: BIG_STI on March 01, 2012, 07:41:30 AM
so many studs here....who knew  ::)

Are you suggesting that all these 15 - 21 year old virgin kids posting from their computer under the stairs in their parents basement have never put it in a girls ass  :D
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: LittleJ on March 01, 2012, 07:48:56 AM
so many studs here....who knew  ::)

You don't think makaveli is a stud?
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: BigCyp on March 01, 2012, 07:50:27 AM
Are you suggesting that all these 15 - 21 year old virgin kids posting from their computer under the stairs in their parents basement have never put it in a girls ass  :D

It's safe to say most 'guys' on this thread could smash a plate at a greek wedding
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: makaveli25 on March 01, 2012, 07:51:36 AM
You don't think makaveli is a stud?

shut up pussy n.igga
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: LittleJ on March 01, 2012, 07:56:42 AM
shut up pussy n.igga
???

Are you okay?
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Voland on March 01, 2012, 08:00:55 AM
Stud,+ millionare,+ private jet owner, + supermodel girlfriend, and the ability to get any chick you ever desired = every member of getbig.

Hope that helps!  :D

thats how i roll.
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: chess315 on March 01, 2012, 01:16:49 PM
how many of them were black chicks?
not many lol maybe 3-4 i couldnt think of there names though
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: apply85 on March 01, 2012, 01:19:49 PM
anal sex is how u own a woman, pussies are bullshit
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: the trainer on March 01, 2012, 02:36:36 PM
What was it like giving anal to a chick, or a man in prison.  Would prefer hetero stories.  Also, lube or spit?  Was it painful for her?  How long did it take to convince her, did she enjoy it?

What's your ANAL story?

Any day that I catch you I am going to anally rape you without lube and make you scream like a pig.
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: BiGHer on March 01, 2012, 02:43:31 PM
Anal experiences are always fun.  Sometimes Ive had girls who want no lube and just ask you to fuck them in the ass.  Othertimes it'll be a girl you've been seeing for a while and maybe she's never done it before.  Lube up, take it slow... the pain is pleasure to them though so even if it hurts, they enjoy the experience.
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: LittleJ on March 01, 2012, 02:45:13 PM
I don't think there's many black women that enjoy anal.
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: wes on March 01, 2012, 02:45:49 PM
Anal experiences are always fun.  Sometimes Ive had girls who want no lube and just ask you to fuck them in the ass.  Othertimes it'll be a girl you've been seeing for a while and maybe she's never done it before.  Lube up, take it slow... the pain is pleasure to them though so even if it hurts, they enjoy the experience.
I`ve had a few different chicks that wanted me to teach them as they had never tried it before...........no problem! 

I honestly have only met one chick out of a ton that I`ve buttfucked that actually didn`t enjoy it after several sessions.

Fucking pigs!  ;D
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: StanZoLOL on March 01, 2012, 02:49:04 PM
My gf likes it best when she is on her period, that adds an extra bit of nastiness to it. :D
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: chess315 on March 01, 2012, 03:12:48 PM
  if they back into and take it and dont flinch or draw up it hurts a lot less. It hurts way more if you have to drive and force it into them :P them on tops tends to be the least painful imo not like on porns reverse cow girl but just a normal riding postion
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Post by: TrueGrit on March 01, 2012, 03:15:00 PM
 You have to barter with your bitch. "You give up that ass or the toilet don't get no new syphon"....
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on March 01, 2012, 04:34:08 PM
met this chick in a bar, completely lied to her about everything including my name.

I was drunk as hell and we went back to her house. Drank a few more beers.

one thing leads to another, she was blowing me, but i was hammered so that wasnt going to do the trick.

then she tells me she was on her period, but i could stick it in her ass. of course, i obliged. wasnt that great honestly, but i was shitfaced. blew a load, went home and washed my dick like i was selling it on ebay.
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: wes on March 01, 2012, 04:38:20 PM
met this chick in a bar, completely lied to her about everything including my name.

I was drunk as hell and we went back to her house. Drank a few more beers.

one thing leads to another, she was blowing me, but i was hammered so that wasnt going to do the trick.

then she tells me she was on her period, but i could stick it in her ass. of course, i obliged. wasnt that great honestly, but i was shitfaced. blew a load, went home and washed my dick like i was selling it on ebay.
Fucking guy!!  ;D
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: aesthetics on March 01, 2012, 04:45:11 PM
i always always anal my girls.
i try to avoid lube unless its absolutely necessary.
who cares if its painful for her its all attention whoring, they can take it, its just the first seconds, tell her to stop whining she'll reply "ok...*puppy look* but slow"
i don't convince them, i do it to them as its normal to me its normal to them. They ALL end up enjoying it either by the pleasure itself or the feeling of being humiliated with a cock in the ass. Try pissing in that hole after  ;)



that's gross man. i don't know why you want to get shit all over your dick
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: pedro01 on March 01, 2012, 06:35:47 PM
I've had a few women ask me to give them anal for the first time. I have a rule & that is "you have to try it twice".

First time they try it, they are generally too tense. The second time, they are more relaxed and more into it. Second time should be a few days after the first.

I think it's just down to how they are built, some women enjoy it and some don't, just like some women need clitoral stimulation to orgasm and others can cum through penetration.

The last time I introduced a girl to anal, she came on the second try. She was relaxed, she'd done it before, seen it wasn't such a big deal and ready to try again. Plenty of foreplay and vaginal sex first, then lubed her up and then gave it to her hard (which she loves) and she came within minutes.

I did what any sane man would do in that situation - married her...

Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: slaveboy1980 on March 01, 2012, 06:38:18 PM
What was it like giving anal to a chick, or a man in prison.  Would prefer hetero stories.  Also, lube or spit?  Was it painful for her?  How long did it take to convince her, did she enjoy it?

What's your ANAL story?

stuck a knife in her anus and opened her up to the navel
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: apply85 on March 01, 2012, 06:44:56 PM
pedro has a good point, assholes are mad different

asian womens assholes are small, very close to the surface so to speak, not much dept to their asses

white owmen are the most different, one comes to mind who was french and she had the most amazing body, on the outside nothing special, just ur average mot fat not skinny girl, but when u took her clothes off her body was awesome, held water and fat in all the right places, her asshole had a lot of depth to it, was like a cage just to get at the asshole, it was awesome

Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: HTexan on March 01, 2012, 06:51:50 PM
Analed some chicks here. Feels Great. Not as good as pussy, or oral IMO. If she knows what sheis doing, i prefer oral the best. Plus there is no chance of getting shit dicked.  :-X what a fuckng turn off it is getting shit dicked.
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Max B on March 01, 2012, 06:57:53 PM
I fuck pussies man..... I guess I dont fit in with the getbig "studs" that are plowing dime bitches assholes 4x a week.  ::)

im willing to bet 80% of these sluts u guys bang off POF are fucking ugly as shit.
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: chess315 on March 01, 2012, 07:07:12 PM
I fuck pussies man..... I guess I dont fit in with the getbig "studs" that are plowing dime bitches assholes 4x a week.  ::)

im willing to bet 80% of these sluts u guys bang off POF are fucking ugly as shit.
that means if we bang a 100 we still get 20 good ones :)
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: StanZoLOL on March 01, 2012, 09:44:27 PM
Analed some chicks here. Feels Great. Not as good as pussy, or oral IMO. If she knows what sheis doing, i prefer oral the best. Plus there is no chance of getting shit dicked.  :-X what a fuckng turn off it is getting shit dicked.

If you play in the mud, you might get dirty.
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: HTexan on March 01, 2012, 09:45:59 PM
If you play in the mud, you might get dirty.
lol truth.   >:(
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Fitness4Life on March 01, 2012, 10:10:08 PM
you guys ever do ass to mouth?  or is that just porn fantasy
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: StanZoLOL on March 01, 2012, 10:16:52 PM
lol truth.   >:(

Haha, the worst I had was like a few specs of shit, never any huge chunks. I always gave em a heads up tho. Unplanned might prove a disaster. :D
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: HTexan on March 01, 2012, 10:37:35 PM
you guys ever do ass to mouth?  or is that just porn fantasy
Not here. And no fantasy of mine  Tho I had a girl keep trying to play with my asshole with her finger before. I finally stopped her by telling her she could play with my asshole, if she let me perform anal on her. She said, "no that hurts!!". Lol she never asked again.  :D tho, come to think about it, that was about the time we stopped hanging out....
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: HTexan on March 01, 2012, 10:42:06 PM
Haha, the worst I had was like a few specs of shit, never any huge chunks. I always gave em a heads up tho. Unplanned might prove a disaster. :D
I been shit dicked bad. I'm talking smears on the condom.  :-X   :-X
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: StanZoLOL on March 01, 2012, 10:44:14 PM
I been shit dicked bad. I'm talking smears on the condom.  :-X   :-X

 :D
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: chess315 on March 01, 2012, 11:32:10 PM
you guys ever do ass to mouth?  or is that just porn fantasy
it doesn't turn me on in the least to do it but some girls just go from taking it in the ass to sucking you I dont know if they dont care or don't think about it or what lol Im don't really have an anal feetish I'm just girl crazy period I like ass.pussy,feets,tummys,lips I love it all. Nothing better in this world then a 18-25 you thick legged country girl I will tell you that. I would take a cute 6-7 thick leg young country girl over a 10 any day.
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: chess315 on March 01, 2012, 11:42:41 PM
you guys ever do ass to mouth?  or is that just porn fantasy
no I have had girls do it a lot I don't know if they realise there doing it though i would say 1 out of 4 do it with out thinking. Girls are sick they have just as fucked up fantasies as us I had a few wanna drink my blood put there tounge up me and all other sick shit. Have me pee so they can touch it lol 
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: outby43 on March 02, 2012, 12:38:51 AM
no I have had girls do it a lot I don't know if they realise there doing it though i would say 1 out of 4 do it with out thinking. Girls are sick they have just as fucked up fantasies as us I had a few wanna drink my blood put there tounge up me and all other sick shit. Have me pee so they can touch it lol 

That's fucked up.

I had a buddy who fucked this fat chick from time to time.  He found out she was putting his loads in a jar and saving it.  I guess she scrapped off what she could from her tits or whatever.  There are some sick bitches out there.
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Hugo Chavez on March 02, 2012, 12:57:52 AM
My anal story. Fucking everyone said I had to do it.  Howard Stern told me I hadn't had real sex until I had anal.

The first time, tight, but not smooth like pussy.  didn't like it.

Tried it again, I must have missed something the first time, tight again, kinda gritty, not smooth like pussy, then after couldn't go in pussy because I had shit on my dick and she said no way... fuck...

Ok, one last time....  gritty, shitty, not like pussy again, kinda felt gay, uh Howard Stern lied and maybe he is gay.

Anal sucks, pussy good.

end of story, no more anal for me.
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: BigCyp on March 02, 2012, 01:45:51 AM
you guys ever do ass to mouth?  or is that just porn fantasy

outed
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Hugo Chavez on March 02, 2012, 02:06:08 AM
outed
how does that out him?  It could be from a chick's ass to her mouth or from another chick's ass to another chick's mouth.  What are you thinking? Maybe you're outed lol..
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: 240 is Back on March 02, 2012, 04:06:11 AM
i bet there's a womens forum where they're all laughing about the lie they tell "its my first time doing anal..."
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Euro-monster on March 02, 2012, 05:00:09 AM
pedro has a good point, assholes are mad different

asian womens assholes are small, very close to the surface so to speak, not much dept to their asses

white owmen are the most different, one comes to mind who was french and she had the most amazing body, on the outside nothing special, just ur average mot fat not skinny girl, but when u took her clothes off her body was awesome, held water and fat in all the right places, her asshole had a lot of depth to it, was like a cage just to get at the asshole, it was awesome



What the fuck are you talking about?...not much dept in a asian ass....how do you come up with this bullshit?....let me clarify it for you...a colon is a colon and IT IS LONG...your tiny dick will disapear in it and so will my big dick for whats it worth!!
Again....there is noo bottum for us human beings....it will take your dick to teh balls...get it?

Anal lesson over...carry on
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: MORTALCOIL on March 02, 2012, 05:08:21 AM
What the fuck are you talking about?...not much dept in a asian ass....how do you come up with this bullshit?....let me clarify it for you...a colon is a colon and IT IS LONG...your tiny dick will disapear in it and so will my big dick for whats it worth!!
Again....there is noo bottum for us human beings....it will take your dick to teh balls...get it?

Anal lesson over...carry on

Elementary physiology lesson done.
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: BigCyp on March 02, 2012, 05:10:35 AM
how does that out him?  It could be from a chick's ass to her mouth or from another chick's ass to another chick's mouth.  What are you thinking? Maybe you're outed lol..

Maybe you're a penis?
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Euro-monster on March 02, 2012, 05:14:09 AM
Elementary physiology lesson done.

Somebody had to set that stupid fuck straight.... ;)
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: MORTALCOIL on March 02, 2012, 05:22:24 AM
Somebody had to set that stupid fuck straight.... ;)

He's probably has the memory of an oyster so he'll come back spewing the same BS very soon I fear.
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Thespritz0 on March 02, 2012, 10:11:05 AM
I once screwed an asian chick in the ass and when i took it out, there was a rice on it
^^
 :P
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: dfresh on March 02, 2012, 10:16:53 AM
still trying to get my girl to let me >:(
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: viking1 on March 02, 2012, 10:38:07 AM
How the hell do those chicks stay alive after doing ass to mouth???   They have to get sick off that shit(pun intended).

That's like playing with fire.




lol, it's still hot though  :D :D :D
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Option D on March 02, 2012, 10:42:50 AM
There once was a guy named UKGold...

i swear i fell out when i read this... ahhhh 2006, those were the good ole days
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on March 02, 2012, 10:50:53 AM
How the hell do those chicks stay alive after doing ass to mouth???   They have to get sick off that shit(pun intended).

That's like playing with fire.




lol, it's still hot though  :D :D :D

They don't eat the previous day and the enema , listen to Howard Stern
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: BigDave81 on March 02, 2012, 11:53:29 AM
MY STORY... 10 years ago in college, me and my roomates had a massive party... Went through 20 huge handles of vodka and rum and 2 kegs gone in 5 hours... Around 3am, I met this girl that was cuban/irish mix... (black hair green eyes) People were fucking in every room including the laundry room... Tried to go in the bathroom, but there were 3 of my boys tag teaming some whore... I finally came to the back porch, were it was quiet. She then responded"Im on my period, I want your big cock in my ass" So I bent her over the rails on the deck and let her have it... During the process, my boy came out and saw me doing her anal style and starting laughing his ass off... Oh how I miss those days... ;D
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: HTexan on March 02, 2012, 05:57:07 PM
no I have had girls do it a lot I don't know if they realise there doing it though i would say 1 out of 4 do it with out thinking. Girls are sick they have just as fucked up fantasies as us I had a few wanna drink my blood put there tounge up me and all other sick shit. Have me pee so they can touch it lol 

I was with a chick in the shower. She started acting like a bitch. So I pissed on her foot.  :D she got so fucking mad. Hahaha
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: StanZoLOL on March 02, 2012, 08:22:28 PM
Lotta studs in this thread who get chicks asking for it in the ass!
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Stark on March 03, 2012, 01:11:58 AM
stuck a knife in her anus and opened her up to the navel

Romantic
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Stark on March 03, 2012, 01:14:44 AM
My anal story. Fucking everyone said I had to do it.  Howard Stern told me I hadn't had real sex until I had anal.

The first time, tight, but not smooth like pussy.  didn't like it.

Tried it again, I must have missed something the first time, tight again, kinda gritty, not smooth like pussy, then after couldn't go in pussy because I had shit on my dick and she said no way... fuck...

Ok, one last time....  gritty, shitty, not like pussy again, kinda felt gay, uh Howard Stern lied and maybe he is gay.

Anal sucks, pussy good.

end of story, no more anal for me.

Lol about the only one here telling the truth
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Fitness4Life on March 03, 2012, 02:40:10 AM
MY STORY... 10 years ago in college, me and my roomates had a massive party... Went through 20 huge handles of vodka and rum and 2 kegs gone in 5 hours... Around 3am, I met this girl that was cuban/irish mix... (black hair green eyes) People were fucking in every room including the laundry room... Tried to go in the bathroom, but there were 3 of my boys tag teaming some whore... I finally came to the back porch, were it was quiet. She then responded"Im on my period, I want your big cock in my ass" So I bent her over the rails on the deck and let her have it... During the process, my boy came out and saw me doing her anal style and starting laughing his ass off... Oh how I miss those days... ;D

I've seen that porno, one of my favorites!
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: anabolichalo on May 27, 2013, 04:52:15 AM
i always always anal my girls.
i try to avoid lube unless its absolutely necessary.
who cares if its painful for her its all attention whoring, they can take it, its just the first seconds, tell her to stop whining she'll reply "ok...*puppy look* but slow"
i don't convince them, i do it to them as its normal to me its normal to them. They ALL end up enjoying it either by the pleasure itself or the feeling of being humiliated with a cock in the ass. Try pissing in that hole after  ;)


legendary
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Powerlift66 on May 27, 2013, 05:06:01 AM
What was it like giving anal to a chick, or a man in prison.  Would prefer hetero stories.  Also, lube or spit?  Was it painful for her?  How long did it take to convince her, did she enjoy it?

What's your ANAL story?

Well, let me tell you 'bout your Ma...
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: JBGRAY on May 27, 2013, 05:48:30 AM
One of the finest Columbian bitches I had ever seen in Bogota....great everything until when I was 69ing her I noticed she had quite a bit of hair in her crack. She wanted it in the ass and I gave it to her, nice and lubed. Stupidly I pulled out, no shit, but....I think the red tongue-thing I saw was her sphincter...her ass was opened up and it was all red inside. I averted my eyes and just jerked off to climax. I was horrified for a good couple months.
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: anabolichalo on May 27, 2013, 05:52:06 AM
One of the finest Columbian bitches I had ever seen in Bogota....great everything until when I was 69ing her I noticed she had quite a bit of hair in her crack. She wanted it in the ass and I gave it to her, nice and lubed. Stupidly I pulled out, no shit, but....I think the red tongue-thing I saw was her sphincter...her ass was opened up and it was all red inside. I averted my eyes and just jerked off to climax. I was horrified for a good couple months.
lol
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Ronnie Rep on May 27, 2013, 06:19:50 AM
One of the finest Columbian bitches I had ever seen in Bogota....great everything until when I was 69ing her I noticed she had quite a bit of hair in her crack. She wanted it in the ass and I gave it to her, nice and lubed. Stupidly I pulled out, no shit, but....I think the red tongue-thing I saw was her sphincter...her ass was opened up and it was all red inside. I averted my eyes and just jerked off to climax. I was horrified for a good couple months.
Prolapsed her rectum!
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on May 27, 2013, 06:22:46 AM
in before tbombz (get the double meaning?)
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Tedim on May 27, 2013, 06:45:49 AM
ATM is naaaasty....I'm not shoving my tongue down that throat after...which means session OVER, unacceptable.
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Army of One on May 27, 2013, 12:02:13 PM
Prolapsus Rectumitis?
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: arce1988 on May 27, 2013, 12:56:29 PM
  Papers
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Post by: Sophus on May 27, 2013, 02:24:27 PM
Asked her

She said no
Title: Re: What's your ANAL story?
Post by: Kwon_2 on May 27, 2013, 02:30:20 PM
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What's the story behind this one?