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Title: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on March 12, 2012, 10:41:42 PM


 


 
 
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: outby43 on March 13, 2012, 12:35:51 AM
Man..I wish I had skill to make that stuff.  Very cool.
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: Dreadlifter on March 13, 2012, 02:48:50 AM
That guy/thise guys have too much time on their hands. And i'm so glad.

I like the fact it's the Christopher Reeve Superman.

I could probably watch those two brawl all day.
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: uetone on March 13, 2012, 02:57:20 AM
clearly the biggest guy win
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: Agnostic007 on March 13, 2012, 04:45:10 AM
cool! If I were in Superman's corner I would tell him to not let up on the heat vision, stick with what works..
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: dj181 on March 13, 2012, 04:51:22 AM
That guy/thise guys have too much time on their hands. And i'm so glad.

I like the fact it's the Christopher Reeve Superman.

I could probably watch those two brawl all day.

when i was a fit trainer in manhattan, one of my fellow trainers was an italian-american gay fella, and he claimed that back in the day, chris reeves was checking him out as he strolled through central park
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: Agnostic007 on March 13, 2012, 04:54:08 AM
when i was a fit trainer in manhattan, one of my fellow trainers was an italian-american gay fella, and he claimed that back in the day, chris reeves was checking him out as he strolled through central park


apparently he fell head over heels..
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: HTexan on March 13, 2012, 05:12:34 AM
when i was a fit trainer in manhattan, one of my fellow trainers was an italian-american gay fella, and he claimed that back in the day, chris reeves was checking him out as he strolled through central park

You should have slapped him for saying that   
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: Fortress on March 13, 2012, 07:27:35 AM
Okay, THAT is the coolest shit EVER.  :D
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: A Professional on March 13, 2012, 07:31:14 AM
Superman would win but so what? Who would win the posedown? Hulk
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: Fortress on March 13, 2012, 07:48:24 AM
Superman would win but so what?

Not so sure. Hulk has limitless strength potential. He is essentially the ultimate warrior ... the more angered, hurt and pushed he gets, the stronger and mightier he becomes.

These two would likely fight until the universe collapses.  ;D
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: Tapeworm on March 13, 2012, 07:50:43 AM
apparently he fell head over heels..

Too soon.
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 13, 2012, 07:53:07 AM
Since Hulks strength increases exponentially as he gets angrier, Hulk would probably surpass Supermans strength.

But Supes have two things that can cause a problem for Hulk, heatvision and flight.

Theoretically, Supes could fire down heatrays from above, while Hulk would have a harder time to retaliate, maybe by throwing chunks of rocks in the air.

But up close and personal, Hulk would take it, but why would you want to fight up close with such a beast when you have flight and speed and distance weapon in your heatray?
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: Agnostic007 on March 13, 2012, 08:00:20 AM
Too soon.

*sigh*....you're right.. :-\
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: A Professional on March 13, 2012, 08:03:42 AM
Hulk's strength is dependent upon his anger and therefore his strength has a limit.

One can only get so mad before having an aneurysm.
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: SilverSpoon on March 13, 2012, 08:17:39 AM
Supes could fly around Hulk and turn back time to when Hulk is Banner, and then Supes would destroy Hulk.
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: Fortress on March 13, 2012, 08:50:54 AM
Hulk's strength is dependent upon his anger and therefore his strength has a limit.

One can only get so mad before having an aneurysm.

You're forgetting one crucial detail: Hulk doesn't have a cap on his anger potential, either. Therefore ... And besides, an aneurysm? Hulk's inner workings are as tough and Wolverine-like as his exterior.

And in regard to Sups flying around, let's not forget Hulk can leap great distances and can make himself into a beastly missile of unparalleled rage. 
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: LurkerNoMore on March 13, 2012, 08:56:01 AM
apparently he fell head over heels..

In more ways than one.
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: A Professional on March 13, 2012, 09:08:36 AM
You're forgetting one crucial detail: Hulk doesn't have a cap on his anger potential, either. Therefore ... And besides, an aneurysm? Hulk's inner workings are as tough and Wolverine-like as his exterior.

And in regard to Sups flying around, let's not forget Hulk can leap great distances and can make himself into a beastly missile of unparalleled rage.  


Rage would be proportionate to actions that caused the rage in the first place. For example, if some idiot decided to drop nuclear bombs that killed millions, I would experience a proportionate amount of 'rage'. But on the scale of super-entities, there may be actions taking place that I am not capable of comprehending--given my limited human intellect. But that doesn't mean that objectively they wouldn't warrant a greater amount of 'rage' than dropping nukes on civilians. A plant cannot feel rage when someone sprays it with pesticide. Hulks rage is inextricably tied to his intellect--which is greatly diminished when he's angry--and therefore it's limited.

Superman>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hulk
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: Fortress on March 13, 2012, 09:15:37 AM

Rage would be proportionate to actions that caused the rage in the first place. For example, if some idiot decided to drop nuclear bombs that killed millions, I would experience a proportionate amount of 'rage'. But on the scale of super-entities, there may be actions taking place that I am not capable of comprehending--given my limited human intellect. But that doesn't mean that objectively they wouldn't warrant a greater amount of 'rage' than dropping nukes on civilians. A plant cannot feel rage when someone sprays it with pesticide. Hulks rage is inextricably tied to his intellect--which is greatly diminished when he's angry--and therefore it's limited.

Superman>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hulk

All good points.
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: bradistani on March 13, 2012, 09:17:14 AM
superman would just slice him in half with his laser vision. hulk dead !!
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: OneMoreRep on March 13, 2012, 09:25:40 AM
Here's another idea...

Superman has been known to be capable of holding his breath for an extended period of time (supposedly >20 minutes).

He could simply drag the Hulk into the deep end of the ocean and hold him down there long enough to drown him.

"1"
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: hardgainerj on March 13, 2012, 09:29:22 AM
(http://strangearts.ru/sites/default/files/u2572/thanos_76757.jpg)
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: The_Punisher on March 13, 2012, 09:51:07 AM
Okay, THAT is the coolest shit EVER.  :D


whoever does that animation did a wonderful fucking job......for the winner, well, I don't see superman loosing and Hulk aint no punk either....
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: A Professional on March 13, 2012, 09:54:09 AM
Superman can move planets!

At the upper limit of his rage, Hulk hasn't been shown to do anything comparable.
His strength is tied to his body mass/muscle density--as evident in his physicality.
Superman is almost supernaturally strong.
Superman by a landslide! He'd make the Hulk his bitcch!

Having said that, Superman is a retardly overpowered superhero that could have been thought up by a 4 year old.
Hulk is much more interesting as a character.
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: hrspwr on March 13, 2012, 09:59:11 AM
Its nearly impossible to fight an enemy that has air superiority.
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: The_Punisher on March 13, 2012, 10:02:03 AM
Superman can move planets!

At the upper limit of his rage, Hulk hasn't been shown to do anything comparable.
His strength is tied to his body mass/muscle density--as evident in his physicality.
Superman is almost supernaturally strong.
Superman by a landslide! He'd make the Hulk his bitcch!

Having said that, Superman is a retardly overpowered superhero that could have been thought up by a 4 year old.
Hulk is much more interesting as a character.

superman, aint no fucking human either. he's from another planet not named earth.........
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: mesmorph78 on March 13, 2012, 05:25:07 PM
superman hs beaten him 3 times.... to zero
....
hulk strength does have a limit because obviously there is a limit to how mad he can get and even then.... still no match or superman
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: oldman on March 13, 2012, 08:48:41 PM
here is what goes down, superman picks up the hulk and flyes into the upper atmosphere, hulk passes out and superman fucks him up, case closed.
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: Jaime on March 13, 2012, 09:07:23 PM
You're forgetting one crucial detail: Hulk doesn't have a cap on his anger potential, either. Therefore ... And besides, an aneurysm? Hulk's inner workings are as tough and Wolverine-like as his exterior.

And in regard to Sups flying around, let's not forget Hulk can leap great distances and can make himself into a beastly missile of unparalleled rage.  


Superman got to galaxy destroying level at one point in the comics.

Sleeping in the sun makes him stronger, tearing holes in reality, punching holes in planets et cetera, i don't think hulks feats are anywhere near that level.
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: andreisdaman on March 13, 2012, 10:10:42 PM
wow...excellent ...good work by those guys who created it...can';t wait to see the next part....better than many hero flicks
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: tu_holmes on March 13, 2012, 10:26:35 PM
Today's superman can not move planets... You're thinking Pre-Crisis.

Today's Hulk has Bruce Banner's brain... Big Merge's happened prior to WW-Hulk.

Today HULK > Superman.

In in 1980 Superman > Hulk.

In the future Superman may very well be able to best Hulk again.

Arguing comics is ridiculous... They are made up characters and their power limitations and abilities can be changed.

Remember when Spiderman had web shooters? Then he didn't? Now he does again?

That's how it goes guys.

Hulk is interesting, but so is the Boy Scout.
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: ChristopherA on March 13, 2012, 10:41:20 PM
(http://strangearts.ru/sites/default/files/u2572/thanos_76757.jpg)
Yeah buddy! The infinity gauntlet series was epic. Thanos owned the entire Marvel universe by himself
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: hench on March 14, 2012, 04:33:33 AM
awesome animation, Chris Reeve was THE superman, brilliantly bought back to life there.
Superman would run rings round Hulk, always saw it as supermans power was way beyond anything on earth whereas Hulk is just an extremely strong creature.
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: GettingBig on March 14, 2012, 05:11:15 AM
Superman can and will only use his flying power to run away from the Hulk  ;D

Go Hulk  :D
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: Agnostic007 on March 14, 2012, 06:43:41 AM
correct me if I'm wrong but Hulks skin is not invincible like Superman's right? Superman has the ability to move so fast he becomes invisible, Hulk can't. Superman can fly, Hulk can't, Superman has heat vision, Hulk doesn't, Except for being super strong and big, Hulk has no special powers...

It shouldn't even be close.

I just can't figure out how when the Hulk in the video has any clothes at all. The premise is he went from normal size to this huge monster and was wearing 32 inch waiste pants when it happened. I'm calling BS on that!
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: The_Punisher on March 14, 2012, 06:49:31 AM
Superman can and will only use his flying power to run away from the Hulk  ;D

Go Hulk  :D


lol.....exactly......sup erman should grow some balls and fight fist to fist with hulk......no flying, no high beam laser should be used in this fight
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: Agnostic007 on March 14, 2012, 07:28:35 AM

lol.....exactly......sup erman should grow some balls and fight fist to fist with hulk......no flying, no high beam laser should be used in this fight

He'd be a moron not to use any and everything in his arsenal to fight the Hulk.
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: devilsmile on March 14, 2012, 07:50:10 AM
I have allways wonderred how dragonball z saga would do against marvel. I think it would be no match for dragonball z saga because the only realistic opponent against any dbz character would be superman. Dragonball z characters can all destroy planets and they can control energy attacks far superior to that of supermans abilitys.

There is no such thing as moving so fast that you can make the planet circle the opposite direction, there is no "logic" in that (I know it sounds funny). But you can destroy planets, you can move around the planet 20 times in few seconds.

Superman sleeps in the sun? Goku baths in the sun ;D , also can transport himself into another galaxy just by the power of thinking. By now, if dragonball z would've continued like it SHOULD've had, goku could probably train under a houndred thousand times earths gravity while superman has stayed the same since forever.

Some equations don't add up to supermans abilitys, he can sleep in the sun, he can move so fast he can make the planet rotate the opposite direction, but he can get dazed if hulk hits him? Lol even vegeta who is so much weaker than goku would just eat those punches and say; "Just as I thought, you're nothing!" making the hulk shiver in fear for the first time.



Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: Parker on March 14, 2012, 08:00:51 AM
I have allways wonderred how dragonball z saga would do against marvel. I think it would be no match for dragonball z saga because the only realistic opponent against any dbz character would be superman. Dragonball z characters can all destroy planets and they can control energy attacks far superior to that of supermans abilitys.

There is no such thing as moving so fast that you can make the planet circle the opposite direction, there is no "logic" in that (I know it sounds funny). But you can destroy planets, you can move around the planet 20 times in few seconds.

Superman sleeps in the sun? Goku baths in the sun ;D , also can transport himself into another galaxy just by the power of thinking. By now, if dragonball z would've continued like it SHOULD've had, goku could
probably train under a houndred thousand times earths gravity while superman has stayed the same since forever.

Some equations don't add up to supermans abilitys, he can sleep in the sun, he can move so fast he can make the planet rotate the opposite direction, but he can get dazed if hulk hits him? Lol even vegeta who is so much weaker than goku would just eat those punches and say; "Just as I thought, you're nothing!" making the hulk shiver in fear for the first time.





Please, Dragonball Z characters take too long to power up. They spend most of their time "powering up before a fight (and it sounds like they are masturbating their power up)

Japanese Anime characters are some of the lamest characters on the planet. The Japanese come up characters that are based off of Western ideals, powers, and looks. Virtually no creativity or imagnation.

Hell, probably even Gladiator could beat most of the Dragonball characters.

Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: BOW on March 14, 2012, 08:39:13 AM
Im curious everyone thinks that superman would whip everones ass, but when u google martian manhunter vs superman that majority seem to agree superman is outmatched in this fight. So how come MM doest get any love?
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: Agnostic007 on March 14, 2012, 08:40:31 AM
Im curious everyone thinks that superman would whip everones ass, but when u google martian manhunter vs superman that majority seem to agree superman is outmatched in this fight. So how come MM doest get any love?

illegal alien
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 14, 2012, 08:44:04 AM
Im curious everyone thinks that superman would whip everones ass, but when u google martian manhunter vs superman that majority seem to agree superman is outmatched in this fight. So how come MM doest get any love?

Mudshark
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: Parker on March 14, 2012, 08:56:47 AM
Supes vs Lobo
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: loco on March 14, 2012, 08:58:16 AM
Its nearly impossible to fight an enemy that has air superiority.

Green man can jump. 
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: A Professional on March 14, 2012, 09:04:18 AM
Today's superman can not move planets... You're thinking Pre-Crisis.

Today's Hulk has Bruce Banner's brain... Big Merge's happened prior to WW-Hulk.

Today HULK > Superman.

In in 1980 Superman > Hulk.

In the future Superman may very well be able to best Hulk again.

Arguing comics is ridiculous... They are made up characters and their power limitations and abilities can be changed.

Remember when Spiderman had web shooters? Then he didn't? Now he does again?

That's how it goes guys.

Hulk is interesting, but so is the Boy Scout.

Hulk, even with Bruce Banner's brain is going to be limited--and consequently also his rage.
You forget: Superman is capable of utilizing Kryptonian technology--which is far more advanced than human technology!
A Kryptonian is more intelligent than even super-geniuse earthlings like Bruce Banner.
Also, Superman is faster than a speeding bullet. It is doubtful that Hulk can strike Superman at all with his clumsy movements.
Superman would drag him in to the sun, where he would become supercharged and incinerate him...
or draw and quarter him across the galaxy!

Sorry, but the Hulk is not a match for any version of Superman.
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: A Professional on March 14, 2012, 09:06:24 AM
correct me if I'm wrong but Hulks skin is not invincible like Superman's right? Superman has the ability to move so fast he becomes invisible, Hulk can't. Superman can fly, Hulk can't, Superman has heat vision, Hulk doesn't, Except for being super strong and big, Hulk has no special powers...

It shouldn't even be close.

I just can't figure out how when the Hulk in the video has any clothes at all. The premise is he went from normal size to this huge monster and was wearing 32 inch waiste pants when it happened. I'm calling BS on that!

You are correct. Hulk can't do shit. He's an impotent green choad.
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: The_Punisher on March 14, 2012, 10:04:24 AM
He'd be a moron not to use any and everything in his arsenal to fight the Hulk.


lol........that's the only thing that would save Kal-El's ass from the Hulk
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: tu_holmes on March 14, 2012, 10:15:56 AM
Hulk, even with Bruce Banner's brain is going to be limited--and consequently also his rage.
1. You forget: Superman is capable of utilizing Kryptonian technology--which is far more advanced than human technology!
2.A Kryptonian is more intelligent than even super-geniuse earthlings like Bruce Banner.
Also, Superman is faster than a speeding bullet. It is doubtful that Hulk can strike Superman at all with his clumsy movements.
Superman would drag him in to the sun, where he would become supercharged and incinerate him...
or draw and quarter him across the galaxy!

Sorry, but the Hulk is not a match for any version of Superman.

1. We're talking a straight up fight.
2. Wrong... Hell, even Superman isn't smarter than Bruce Wayne (Batman) So please tell me where you get this statement from?
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: Parker on March 14, 2012, 10:24:12 AM
1. We're talking a straight up fight.
2. Wrong... Hell, even Superman isn't smarter than Bruce Wayne (Batman) So please tell me where you get this statement from?

Remember he made it so that Lois could feel what it's like to be him for a day? He created a formula for that. And he made the Superman androids, that helped him...
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: hardgainerj on March 14, 2012, 10:29:14 AM
Please, Dragonball Z characters take too long to power up. They spend most of their time "powering up before a fight (and it sounds like they are masturbating their power up)

Japanese Anime characters are some of the lamest characters on the planet. The Japanese come up characters that are based off of Western ideals, powers, and looks. Virtually no creativity or imagnation.

Hell, probably even Gladiator could beat most of the Dragonball characters.


what of Akira
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: SilverSpoon on March 14, 2012, 10:30:54 AM
I have allways wonderred how dragonball z saga would do against marvel. I think it would be no match for dragonball z saga because the only realistic opponent against any dbz character would be superman. Dragonball z characters can all destroy planets and they can control energy attacks far superior to that of supermans abilitys.

There is no such thing as moving so fast that you can make the planet circle the opposite direction, there is no "logic" in that (I know it sounds funny). But you can destroy planets, you can move around the planet 20 times in few seconds.

Superman sleeps in the sun? Goku baths in the sun ;D , also can transport himself into another galaxy just by the power of thinking. By now, if dragonball z would've continued like it SHOULD've had, goku could probably train under a houndred thousand times earths gravity while superman has stayed the same since forever.

Some equations don't add up to supermans abilitys, he can sleep in the sun, he can move so fast he can make the planet rotate the opposite direction, but he can get dazed if hulk hits him? Lol even vegeta who is so much weaker than goku would just eat those punches and say; "Just as I thought, you're nothing!" making the hulk shiver in fear for the first time.





Devilsmile, what of Thanos?  He could destroy the Universe.
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: Parker on March 14, 2012, 10:42:27 AM
what of Akira
Everything is pretty much rip offs of Western superheroes. And Western Superheroes are build ups of Greek gods and goddesses.

Remember someone had said that Superman could have been thought up by a 4 yr old...a dude who is Infinity strong, super fast,  bullet proof, laser heat vision, can fly, x Ray vision (to see thru people's clothes), all wrapped up in a a dude who is a moral boyscott. 
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on March 14, 2012, 10:46:42 AM
Please, Dragonball Z characters take too long to power up. They spend most of their time "powering up before a fight (and it sounds like they are masturbating their power up)

Japanese Anime characters are some of the lamest characters on the planet. The Japanese come up characters that are based off of Western ideals, powers, and looks. Virtually no creativity or imagnation.

Hell, probably even Gladiator could beat most of the Dragonball characters.




  Hellsing Ultimate is pretty bad ass.


 



 



 


 

 If you want a good laugh, check this out "Abridged series".

 "I want a new gun, and give the police girl a cannon, bitches love cannons"

 



 
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: Parker on March 14, 2012, 10:53:11 AM

  Hellsing Ultimate is pretty bad ass.


 



 



 



 

 If you want a good laugh, check this out "Abridged series".

 "I want a new gun, and give the police girl a cannon, bitches love cannons"

 




 


I was a fan of Escaflowne, and that one where the younger brother is a empty suit of armor.
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: Man of Steel on March 14, 2012, 10:54:48 AM
NERDS!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: Nails on March 14, 2012, 10:57:38 AM
(http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/bg/Lou+Ferrigno+Lou+Ferrigno+Santa+Monica+ruzditPaCTYl.jpg)

(http://www.newsrealblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/reeve.jpg)
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on March 14, 2012, 10:58:33 AM
I was a fan of Escaflowne, and that one where the younger brother is a empty suit of armor.


 Have you watched Vexile,Appleseed Ex Machina or FF VII Advent Children?

 More Hellsing.
 
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: loco on March 14, 2012, 10:59:31 AM
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(http://www.newsrealblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/reeve.jpg)

LOL
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: SilverSpoon on March 14, 2012, 11:00:25 AM
Devilsmile, I was always intrigued by the abstract celestials such as The Living Tribunal.

The Living Tribunal has no match in DBZ.
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: Fortress on March 14, 2012, 11:03:24 AM
Superman feels emotion. Hell, he falls in love and other weak human-like shit.

Now Hulk ... well, he might minimally recognize someone he doesn't necessarily want to smash, but other than this, he doesn't feel much in the way of emotion. He simply operates on rage, anger and a need to destroy.

On the rage point alone, Superman would be quivering confronted with a super-pissed Hulk. Oh, and to those who suppose Sups could carry the big lug skyward to space or into a deep ocean, think again: Hulk wouldn't allow ANYONE to carry him like a bitch anywhere. The fight would have to take place wherever Hulk decides is best for him. And this, dear friends, is on dry land.

Having said all this, I don't believe either one could ever truly "win" a battle squaring off against each other. Just like the mini movie presented, the winning aspect would go back and forth endlessly.

Chances are, Superman being Superman, he'd come to realize this and simply bail. Sups doesn't nececssarily enjoy fighting, but Hulk EXISTS to rage and destroy. He'd be more than happy to keep going and keep going. For him, such a situation is like the average person having a full body massage, and with drinks included.  
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: Parker on March 14, 2012, 11:04:46 AM

 Have you watched Vexile,Appleseed Ex Machina or FF VII Advent Children?

 More Hellsing.
 

Yep,,Shaman King as well and we can go back to Golga 13, Gundam Wing, and I forgot that suit that was a living weapon...
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: OneMoreRep on March 14, 2012, 11:22:58 AM
Although...

Superman can just fly high enough into the clouds where the Hulk can't see him.  Once up there, Superman buys himself some time, say hang out or peep into the apartments of Gay men in the San Francisco Bay area. 

After a few hours, once the Hulk has reverted to his Bruce Banner state, that's when superman flies in and exposes Banner to a strong sedative he stole from a local hospital.  Banner falls into a very deep sleep and that's when Superman decides to swoop his ass all the way into space and release him a good miles or two away from Earth's atmosphere.  Once he gets to space, Banner will soon start to die due to the lack of oxygen, if he does wake up and starts to "Hulk" out, superman can simply release him and see him float away like that of a booger floating in your bath tub towards the drain.

Superman then flies back to earth and makes love to his husband.

The End.

"1"
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: Parker on March 14, 2012, 11:28:20 AM
Although...

Superman can just fly high enough into the clouds where the Hulk can't see him.  Once up there, Superman buys himself some time, say hang out or peep into the apartments of Gay men in the San Francisco Bay area. 

After a few hours, once the Hulk has reverted to his Bruce Banner state, that's when superman flies in and exposes Banner to a strong sedative he stole from a local hospital.  Banner falls into a very deep sleep and that's when Superman decides to swoop his ass all the way into space and release him a good miles or two away from Earth's atmosphere.  Once he gets to space, Banner will soon start to die due to the lack of oxygen, if he does wake up and starts to "Hulk" out, superman can simply release him and see him float away like that of a booger floating in your bath tub towards the drain.

Superman then flies back to earth and makes love to Lois Lane.


The End.

"1"
fixed, plus I have never seen a booger floating in my bathtub...
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: Nails on March 14, 2012, 11:36:08 AM
theres this new show that comes out right after THE WALKING DEAD .. called COMIC BOOK MEN takes place at SECRET STASH part owned by Kevin Smith ... its kinda cool, they bring in some cool comics and they also talk about the epic battles ... kinda like a geek pawn stars



(http://www.mediamarketjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/amc-comic-book-men-300x300.jpg)


(http://img.poptower.com/pic-63765/comic-book-men-amc-tv-show.jpg?d=600)


Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: dj181 on March 14, 2012, 11:36:52 AM
Superman buys himself some time, say hang out or peep into the apartments of Gay men in the San Francisco Bay area.

"1"

so i guess my gay italian-american trainer friend was right then

also, he claimed that leonard bernstein tried to put some moves on him during a private training session which was conducted within bernstein's manhattan penthouse
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: A Professional on March 18, 2012, 05:12:41 PM
1. We're talking a straight up fight.
2. Wrong... Hell, even Superman isn't smarter than Bruce Wayne (Batman) So please tell me where you get this statement from?


1.What is your definition of a straight up fight? You can't put restrictions on superhero battles.
This is like Ali saying he'll 'fight' Inoki if he promises not to kick.  ::)

2.Where do I get the statement from?
I already made that clear! You always have to repeat yourself a million times here...

Again:
It can be inferred that Superman is more intelligent than Bruce Banner, because Kryptonians are able to utilize technology far more advanced than anything a human can create!

The bottom line is, any version of Superman will defeat any version of the Hulk!
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: tu_holmes on March 18, 2012, 05:29:16 PM
1.What is your definition of a straight up fight? You can't put restrictions on superhero battles.
This is like Ali saying he'll 'fight' Inoki if he promises not to kick.  ::)

2.Where do I get the statement from?
I already made that clear! You always have to repeat yourself a million times here...

Again:
It can be inferred that Superman is more intelligent than Bruce Banner, because Kryptonians are able to utilize technology far more advanced than anything a human can create!

The bottom line is, any version of Superman will defeat any version of the Hulk!


1. I'm not putting limits... I'm saying a fight composed of their skills and abilties, no extra armor or bullshit like that.

2. It's not inferred when it's COMMON KNOWLEDGE that BATMAN who is a HUMAN is WIDELY accepted as smarter than almost EVERYONE in the known DC universe.

So that's ridiculous.

Seriously... I'm not going to have this conversation any longer... For 2 reasons.

1. arguing mythical creatures is pointless.
2. The Hulk v. Superman thing has gone on since the 70s and will always continue... There is not resolution.

Worse than the stupid Hulkster v ND threads.
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: A Professional on March 18, 2012, 05:41:23 PM
1. I'm not putting limits... I'm saying a fight composed of their skills and abilties, no extra armor or bullshit like that.

2. It's not inferred when it's COMMON KNOWLEDGE that BATMAN who is a HUMAN is WIDELY accepted as smarter than almost EVERYONE in the known DC universe.

So that's ridiculous.

Seriously... I'm not going to have this conversation any longer... For 2 reasons.

1. arguing mythical creatures is pointless.
2. The Hulk v. Superman thing has gone on since the 70s and will always continue... There is not resolution.

Worse than the stupid Hulkster v ND threads.


In other words you can't prove that Batman is smarter than Superman.
And if Batman is the smartest human in the DC universe, we can infer that Superman is much more intelligent than Banner, since Banner is not even the smartest human.
Also, using intellect is an 'ability' like any other--the fact that you would put restrictions, indicates that you subconsciously realize that Superman is smarter than Banner.
You lack confidence in Banner, otherwise you wouldn't put restrictions of any sort...
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: mesmorph78 on March 18, 2012, 05:44:54 PM
1. I'm not putting limits... I'm saying a fight composed of their skills and abilties, no extra armor or bullshit like that.

2. It's not inferred when it's COMMON KNOWLEDGE that BATMAN who is a HUMAN is WIDELY accepted as smarter than almost EVERYONE in the known DC universe.

So that's ridiculous.

Seriously... I'm not going to have this conversation any longer... For 2 reasons.

1. arguing mythical creatures is pointless.
2. The Hulk v. Superman thing has gone on since the 70s and will always continue... There is not resolution.


Worse than the stupid Hulkster v ND threads.

Wrong superman beat hulk every encounter they hd
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: A Professional on March 18, 2012, 05:46:48 PM
Wrong superman beat hulk every encounter they hd

Tu_holmes is an idiot, and his knowledge of superheros is limited.

There is a resolution; the resolution is this: Superman beats Hulk everytime, any version.
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: b-boy on March 18, 2012, 05:48:42 PM
hulk vs superman would go on forever, and sups human compassion would not allow him to just rage and fight forever. hulk thrives off battle, anger, and rage. im a huge hulk fan so i gotta go with hulk.

some comic book figures are too powerful like x-mens jean when she turns into phoenix, that bitch is all powerful and can turn you into ashes just thinking of it.

dr. manhattan from the watchmen is way too fucking powerful, he could be halfway across the universe and seperate supermans atoms just by thinking it, that is some sick fucking power right there, it would be truly hard to defeat dr. manhattan
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: mesmorph78 on March 18, 2012, 05:54:00 PM
that makes no sense.... do you guys read comics...
i repeat superman has beaten him soundly everytime they have fought.......
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: A Professional on March 18, 2012, 05:56:32 PM
hulk vs superman would go on forever, and sups human compassion would not allow him to just rage and fight forever. hulk thrives off battle, anger, and rage. im a huge hulk fan so i gotta go with hulk.

No, it has been settled--both through the use of logic, and also in the actually books. Superman wins every time.

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some comic book figures are too powerful like x-mens jean when she turns into phoenix, that bitch is all powerful and can turn you into ashes just thinking of it.

Yea, like SUPERMAN is too powerful. Too powerful for the Hulk!

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dr. manhattan from the watchmen is way too fucking powerful, he could be halfway across the universe and seperate supermans atoms just by thinking it, that is some sick fucking power right there, it would be truly hard to defeat dr. manhattan

In other words you are expressing your subconscious admittance that Hulk doesn't have enough to beat Superman. Why else would you bring other characters in to it?

Even Hulk fans know the impotent choad has no chance against the speeding bullet, they just won't admit it!
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: mesmorph78 on March 18, 2012, 05:57:04 PM
here is a cap from one o their encounters that should put things in perspective
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9jneDgIwYaegcolbDTvoZ0siHMdQMd1qaNfSZPRZ3Yj6xo2E4BkOsE0OC)
hulk had a hard time moving superman in that encounter much less beating him
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: A Professional on March 18, 2012, 05:58:02 PM
here is a cap from one o their encounters that should put things in perspective
(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT9jneDgIwYaegcolbDTvoZ0siHMdQMd1qaNfSZPRZ3Yj6xo2E4BkOsE0OC)

Good post.

The impotent green choad is better off fighting the Green Giant for a can of spinach!
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: mesmorph78 on March 18, 2012, 06:00:10 PM
in this encounter
superman knocked out hulk cold
(http://superherouniverse.com/superheroes/marvel/images/hulk/hulksupes.jpg)
(http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/gallerypictures/20877L.jpg)
there debate over.....
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: A Professional on March 18, 2012, 06:03:26 PM
I wonder how much Superman can single-arm dumbell curl for a 1rep max.  ???
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: mesmorph78 on March 18, 2012, 06:12:30 PM
he has moved earth on a few ocassion.... :-\
i dont even know why people compare hulk to superman
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: A Professional on March 18, 2012, 06:14:13 PM
he has moved earth on a few ocassion.... :-\
i dont even know why people compare hulk to superman

People usually see a bit of themselves in characters they look up to or get inspired by.

My guess is that most Hulk fans are big ugly powerlifters that slap themselves with chalk and go in to a 'rage' before a big lift.
And some Hulk fans are probably geeks that get a thrill out of some nerdy guy transforming in to a beast.
So it's a mixture of fat guys and nerds.

Superman fans are usually tall and handsome, wear business suits, and have good aesthetics.

 
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: mesmorph78 on March 18, 2012, 06:16:11 PM
People usually see a bit of themselves in characters they look up to or get inspired by.

My guess is that most Hulk fans are big ugly powerlifters. Superman fans are usually tall and handsome, wear business suits, and have good aesthetics.

 ;D ;D ;D
its one thing to like a character but.....cmon nothing worse than a fanboy
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: tu_holmes on March 18, 2012, 06:49:03 PM
Tu_holmes is an idiot, and his knowledge of superheros is limited.

There is a resolution; the resolution is this: Superman beats Hulk everytime, any version.

::)

In all crossovers Hulk always loses because Superman is simply the ICON.

That's all their is to it... Comic book supernerds like A_professional_superman_ nut_hugger will always vote in the boyscout to win in a cross over, but it doesn't matter.

It's a fucking COMIC book.

You are an idiot for taking it THIS seriously... Goddam.
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: tu_holmes on March 18, 2012, 06:50:22 PM
This guy writes exactly what I'm thinking...

I'm not going to take that kind of time though.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_any_one_of_tha_hulks_beat_Superman_in_a_fight


In virtually all cross overs, Superman always wins because he's the more popular character among comic goers, so poor Hulk always gets outvoted by the comic book nerd community. While the Hulk's strength at full rage has remained relatively consistent throughout the character's history, Superman has shifted, from the original Siegel and Shuster vision where he couldn't even fly, to the most powerful incarnation, the Silver Age version, and then back to the golden age level again which is stronger than the 1980's and late 90's Warner Bros cartoon one, and roughly half as strong as the silver age one. It takes two modern era Supermen, to equal the strength of one silver age one; the Silver age Superman was so powerful, he could literally hurl planets. In an official D.C. encyclopedia, to stop a dangerous DC villain, he destroyed an entire unpopulated star system, including the star. At that point, Superman fans said "okay, that's just ridiculous; he needs a revision." The character Superman Prime is almost as powerful raw strength and heat vision potency wise, but more powerful in the sense that he has no weakness for Kryptonite, plus the Oan (green lantern) energy he absorbed from one of the guardians, makes it so that he has an internal "power cell" battery of solar energy, meaning......... he can go wherever he pleases in the universe without losing power. The only reason such ridiculous power is tolerated by fans, is because he's a bad guy, and because he is not as strong as the Silver Age Superman. For the sake of keeping the character's reputation "clean," a villain superman will never be made as powerful as a good guy superman by DC. You don't have to take my word for it; buy the official, latest DC comics encyclopedia from Amazon. Just google it it will take you to the link; although the main superman will remain golden age, there will always be a superman on some other parallel earth somewhere, as powerful as the silver age one. Rest easy; Prime is certainly a deranged, psycho version of Superman but he's not the most powerful, that title still belongs to the ridiculously powerful Silver Age one.

Back to your question; how Superman wins always varies. The golden age one, never fought the Hulk, because back then Marvel didn't even exist yet, and when it did come into the scene, the companies were not interested in doing cross overs for a while. However because both businesses tend to be equally popular with comic book crowds, that is, a true comic book nerd will buy from both companies, they realized, that doing cross overs would not hurt their profits if anything it would actually boost them. Naturally the most burning question of comic book fans was the Superman vs Hulk thing; although not as famous, The Incredible Hulk has become a modern mythic icon for raw physical power. You say the words "The Hulk" and people immediately think of raw physical strength. The character has even become a part of the English language;

"That Hulking steroid brute," etc, etc, etc.

Again let me reemphasize; Superman has never been known to lose, but that is largely a popularity contest. You are probably asking your question based on what each character can do, so, to answer directly, not based on a popularity thing, The Hulk would win, especially if in a rage. Why the Hulk? All Superman needs to do to beat the Hulk is lobotomize him with his heat vision, problem is, Superman is entirely too soft hearted to do that. In comic book plots, especially Superman comics, elements of real life are often borrowed. In the real world, it is not always a question of ability, but willingness. See, that is Superman's problem; the character, can crush Lex Luthor any time he wishes, Lex Luthor's raw brain power and all. See though Superman is not as cold blooded and ruthless as Luthor, like I said, he's a soft hearted Kansas farmboy. Frankly? If Superman did exist he BETTER grow up in a Kansas farm; God help us if he grew up in New York or Los Angeles with all those sadistic skanks. In large cities, because women are stupid and materialistic, not knowing who he is, they would treat Superman like crap as he was Clark Kent. No telling what anger issues might result from years of that, not to mention all cowardly dudes that inhabit America's large cities.

Moving back to your question; not basing this opinion on popularity contests, basing it strictly on how the characters were made by their respective companies, even though I like Superman personally, the current Superman would lose against the Hulk. Without his heat vision, there is no way he can win, his unwillingness to use it, would result in the Hulk basically beating him into a coma. Yes, any of the Hulks could beat him, provided they were fully enraged; anything lower than the Green or Red Hulk though no way.

In the first Superman vs Hulk fight, the Hulk was up against the Silver Age Superman, who took a direct blow from the Hulk, which would have sent a tank flying a good 1,000 feet, without so much as wincing. Like I said; Silver Age Superman, was RIDICULOUSLY powerful. NO ONE in the Marvel Universe outside cosmic beings can take a direct blow from the Hulk! Even any of Galactus' heralds will become severely injured from a direct blow like that. Like I said; with Silver Age Supes it was just plain ridiculous. Next, came the Byrne revision era Superman, who had to resort to gadgets and weakening the Hulk to bring him down, he was too weak and pathetic to do it with his own power, from what I recall, although don't quote me on that, you will have search in the Encyclopedia yourself.

The current golden age levels one, does frequently beat the Hulk, but its always a hard fought fight, and although Superman is the one left standing, and with Bruce Banner unconscious on the ground, he is almost always bloodied, has several fractures, and needs to rest for a whole month before he gets back in action. Silver Age Superman could take on Thor, the Hulk, and Juggernaut on his own; no way in hell, can the current Superman get away with that. I mention Thor, Hulk and Juggernaut because, easily, those are Marvel's heaviest hitters outside cosmic characters.

In the end, it depends, but, since you are concerned with the current Superman no doubt, sorry, eliminating popularity from the picture, and considering what each character can do, unless Superman was completely ruthless, and willing to use his heat vision, the fight would go to the Hulk. The current age Superman's heat vision is so intense, it can slice off the Hulk's head okay? But, like I said, America's (and possibly the world's) most beloved and iconic superhero, just doesn't have it in him to do that.
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: mesmorph78 on March 18, 2012, 06:54:16 PM
Yes he will always win because he's the greatest hero...
Simple I'm not even a supes fan as such ... but he's just a lot more powerful than hulk end of
Title: Re: Hulk vs Superman
Post by: Wee Laddy on March 18, 2012, 09:47:21 PM
As a general rule, Superman would win.  However, I could see circumstances that would give Hulk an advantage.

Hulk has berserker rage.  He can fight unrelentingly and not tire.  Superman does tire.  The longer the battle goes, the more Hulk's chances improve.

Put them in a city where Superman is protecting other lives, he will tire faster and be distracted.

Also, Superman is defenseless against magic.  If Hulk somehow got ahold of Mjölnir, Supes is done.